#he's Very Polite
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Bilbo: Oh go fuck yourself! Thorin: I'd rather fuck you, please! Bilbo, now confused: W-What ?! Kíli, from the other side of the room: HE SAID HE'D RATHER FUCK YOU! Fíli, next to Kíli: HE SAID PLEASE TOO!
#He's very polite#incorrect quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#incorrect the hobbit quotes#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#Kíli#Fíli#Thilbo#bagginshield
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mishra beloved comfort voyeur of site 600
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An evening warmup using reference and a little from-memory work doodle from lunchtime to compare. I think I did pretty well!
#kyoryuger#zyuden sentai kyoryuger#super sentai#fan art#utsusemimaru#kyoryu gold#yep yep yep#they got me with another one of their goofy little gold guys#he's very polite#i love him#also his helmet is so preeeety~!#good shapes... like a cockatile~!
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Just a little guy.
I've been going through it, to the max power lately. During this time I've picked up sky again, had it for a year but didnt really play, until like a month ago. I use to just explore and vibe, because it so beautiful! Now I'm obsessed with getting candles 😬 and i love this little dude. Totally didn't cry as I watched my poor boy get obliterated in eden. (the krill parts still make me so nervous!).
ANYWAY here's my boy with his current stuffs + fricken jerk butts.
#procreate art#sky children of the light#sky cotl#skycotl fanart#digital drawing#he's very polite#cozy game art#cozy games#sky kid#that sky game#sky fanart
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my one complaint about this cat is that he licks himself so Wetly. it's audible. the sound is like a toothless old man going to town on a bowl of chili, no utensils. and then he is Damp for several minutes afterwards. you wanted to pet this cat with your nice clean dry hands? too late, they're covered in cat spit now and you are petting him wethands style whether you like it or not.
basically:
>looking for a new cat
>ask the cat shelter employee if their cat is creepy or wet
>she doesnt understand |pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says "its a good cat sir"
>adopt a cat
>it's wet
#eliot posts#vincent the cat#except in reality the shelter employee (or shelter owner?) was kinda saying the opposite of it's a good cat sir#she was like yeah this cat has Problems are you sure ur willing and able to deal w that?#and then i took him home and he doesn't have much Problems#the only warning she was right about was that lil man HATES being picked up#otherwise he is very friendly and affectionate and comfortable w humans#and when you do upset him he just runs away he doesn't swat or nip or hiss#he's Very Polite
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Does everyone love my ugly cat
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Cyriel Lavellan, certified cutie™
#say hi to my mage boy#he's very polite#probably a housewife#cyriel lavellan#lavellan inquisitor#lavellan oc#inquisitor oc#inquisitor lavellan#dragon age inquisition
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Florez wants to give Mob!terrin a hug because she says he looks sad and cause she likes to make people feel better
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He'll accept a hug
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On today’s episode of I am able to come up with graphic depictions and analyses for Hannibal crime scenes way too easily: would therapy make the problem better or worse? follow up question, should I schedule an appointment with the eccentric Lithuanian guy who’s always hosting dinner parties yes or no
#he's very polite#but he has a very dark vibe about him#hmmmmmm idk#I'll risk it#op is actually will graham himself#hannibal#hannigram#seriously though how I write hannibal crime scenes is I think of the most pretentious#insane#demented thing any individual could do#and I write it in the form of poetry#this is my design :)#it works
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would you guys like to meet my massive polar bear toy
#he's very polite#has the personality of a dad with two kids whom he loves very much#yes I give my toys personalities shhh
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I've been wanting to draw, but have had no inspiration. Then Amelio jumped on my shoulders to get to the other side of my desk to sit and wait for me to get the hint, go and sit on the couch so he may snuggle.
Edited to add a pic of the boy.
#Cat#Amelio#One of the Gang#Kitten#He's very polite#but also kind of heavy#My husband didn't know what was going on when I made a weird noise.#I love him.#I have a really nice tablet#and this is the shit I produce
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A wonky little aeroplane sand "animal" bought from a toy shop in January 2024.
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my boiler makes weird noises but I like to pretend I have a ghost living in my house and I talk to him sometimes
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#weekend shift started and my coworker isn't here#we work remotely so I can't decidedly say he's not here#but he didn't respond to my hello#which is uncharacteristic of him#he's very polite#and the tasks aren't getting done#that's weiiiird#I hope he's safe
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✦ Freshly ordained ✦
#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case#Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so#he has trained all his life for this goal#he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much#because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning#he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin#for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice#the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out#there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad#they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice#became friends and then lovers#but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out#Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics#they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs#Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat#this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again
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Dunno how to put it properly into words but lately I find myself thinking more about that particular innocence of fairy tales, for lack of better word. Where a traveller in the middle of a field comes across an old woman with a scythe who is very clearly Death, but he treats her as any other auntie from the village. Or meeting a strange green-skinned man by the lake and sharing your loaf of bread with him when he asks because even though he's clearly not human, your mother's last words before you left home were to be kind to everyone. Where the old man in the forest rewards you for your help with nothing but a dove feather, and when you accept even such a seemingly useless reward with gratitude, on your way home you learn that it's turned to solid gold. Where supernatural beings never harm a person directly and every action against humans is a test of character, and every supernatural punishment is the result of a person bringing on their own demise through their own actions they could have avoided had they changed their ways. Where the hero wins for no other reason than that they were a good person. I don't have the braincells to describe this better right now but I wish modern fairy tales did this more instead of trying to be fantasy action movies.
#v tomhle se mi líbí krakonošovo tajemství#in general just#less hard realism in media and more fairy tales maybe? i feel like the world would really use that these days#''but it doesn't make sense that the hero wouldn't notice that the stranger is very clearly not human'' it doesn't matter!!#he's being polite!!#fairy tales#media#sorry i'm still riding the high of the yearly czech christmas fairy tale tv marathon
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