#he's Very Polite
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meteors-lotr · 1 year ago
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Bilbo: Oh go fuck yourself! Thorin: I'd rather fuck you, please! Bilbo, now confused: W-What ?! Kíli, from the other side of the room: HE SAID HE'D RATHER FUCK YOU! Fíli, next to Kíli: HE SAID PLEASE TOO!
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drawingsfromthefrogwar · 7 months ago
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mishra beloved comfort voyeur of site 600
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yo-yo-yoshiko · 1 year ago
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An evening warmup using reference and a little from-memory work doodle from lunchtime to compare. I think I did pretty well!
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oodlesdedoodles · 2 years ago
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Just a little guy.
I've been going through it, to the max power lately. During this time I've picked up sky again, had it for a year but didnt really play, until like a month ago. I use to just explore and vibe, because it so beautiful! Now I'm obsessed with getting candles 😬 and i love this little dude. Totally didn't cry as I watched my poor boy get obliterated in eden. (the krill parts still make me so nervous!).
ANYWAY here's my boy with his current stuffs + fricken jerk butts.
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yardsards · 2 years ago
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my one complaint about this cat is that he licks himself so Wetly. it's audible. the sound is like a toothless old man going to town on a bowl of chili, no utensils. and then he is Damp for several minutes afterwards. you wanted to pet this cat with your nice clean dry hands? too late, they're covered in cat spit now and you are petting him wethands style whether you like it or not.
basically:
>looking for a new cat
>ask the cat shelter employee if their cat is creepy or wet
>she doesnt understand |pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says "its a good cat sir"
>adopt a cat
>it's wet
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catinfroghat · 10 months ago
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Does everyone love my ugly cat
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vendynee · 1 year ago
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Cyriel Lavellan, certified cutie™
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theknifeclown · 1 year ago
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Florez wants to give Mob!terrin a hug because she says he looks sad and cause she likes to make people feel better
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He'll accept a hug
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celestialbruise · 1 year ago
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On today’s episode of I am able to come up with graphic depictions and analyses for Hannibal crime scenes way too easily: would therapy make the problem better or worse? follow up question, should I schedule an appointment with the eccentric Lithuanian guy who’s always hosting dinner parties yes or no
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mushr0oms-and-m0ss · 1 year ago
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would you guys like to meet my massive polar bear toy
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ramblingzombpossum · 1 year ago
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I've been wanting to draw, but have had no inspiration. Then Amelio jumped on my shoulders to get to the other side of my desk to sit and wait for me to get the hint, go and sit on the couch so he may snuggle.
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Edited to add a pic of the boy.
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bacony-cakes · 7 months ago
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A wonky little aeroplane sand "animal" bought from a toy shop in January 2024.
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ilistentothedark · 1 month ago
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my boiler makes weird noises but I like to pretend I have a ghost living in my house and I talk to him sometimes
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hatingasahobby · 2 months ago
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canisalbus · 5 months ago
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✦ Freshly ordained ✦
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mist-the-wannabe-linguist · 11 months ago
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Dunno how to put it properly into words but lately I find myself thinking more about that particular innocence of fairy tales, for lack of better word. Where a traveller in the middle of a field comes across an old woman with a scythe who is very clearly Death, but he treats her as any other auntie from the village. Or meeting a strange green-skinned man by the lake and sharing your loaf of bread with him when he asks because even though he's clearly not human, your mother's last words before you left home were to be kind to everyone. Where the old man in the forest rewards you for your help with nothing but a dove feather, and when you accept even such a seemingly useless reward with gratitude, on your way home you learn that it's turned to solid gold. Where supernatural beings never harm a person directly and every action against humans is a test of character, and every supernatural punishment is the result of a person bringing on their own demise through their own actions they could have avoided had they changed their ways. Where the hero wins for no other reason than that they were a good person. I don't have the braincells to describe this better right now but I wish modern fairy tales did this more instead of trying to be fantasy action movies.
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