#he'll drink it

[tumblestonesa]

@skullkxd​ said:  “Want some ree juice?”

he doesn’t know what ree juice is. “?”

[edorazzi]

Page 22 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix tries to put his villain face on, but it's pretty ineffective when he's so possessive of that wonky mug Adrien made him after Kuro Neko... 🙄☕

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[overtake]

Max normally:

Max with Daniel's shoey sweat:

Q: Max, if you had to choose between a shoey and a durian, which would you choose? A: Oh, a shoey a hundred times! I would drink like one hundred!

Vids: x/x/x/x/x/x/x

[skittikyu]

what a jax@$$

[yandere-romanticaa]

ANNAAAA what do you think about chalcaro and yapper darling⁉️⁉️⁉️ i feel like he'd look annoyed everytime darling yaps about something stupid but secretly enjoy it and try to understand what darling is saying‼️‼️

(totally not because im a yapper and in love with sephiroth look a like)

As a professional yapper myself, I resonate hard with this.

At the beginning, I like to imagine that this type of white noise would be mind boggling to him, so much so that he might end up accidentally snapping at you to just shut up already.

The camp his men make are usually quiet like the dead, but your constant chatter adds a certain level of brightness that Calcharo isn't quite sure how to process.

He always ends up staring at your lips on accident when he watches you talk, even if he does want to rip them off sometimes.

Heaven forbid you actually shut up though.

That's when he really starts to act strange.

Gone are the days when he would grab your face, squish your cheeks and threaten to cut your tongue off. He has been successfully pavloved to endure hours upon hours of chatter and he hates you for that.

If he's extra desperate, he might even bribe you to speak up again. His bribes are out of this world good too...

[starwarjotta]

Day 5 - caf since my scribbles can be totally illegible, here’s a transcript Obi-Wan: Here you go, Cody Cody: Oh, thanks, sir Cody: this... it’s caf? Obi-Wan: Ah, yes! I’ve noticed my teas are not really to your tastes, so I stocked up some caf for you instead! I hope it’s okay Cody: ... oh Cody: ...thank you.

[seminaxo]

how have I not heard this line before

[snakeoid]

wanted to do more art of astarion being so white hes see through like a frog bc i love the idea so much. get some blood in him and he'll be fine

[hisui-dreamer]

jamil, who loves showing affection by cooking food for his loved ones, making sure the curry is seasoned to perfection and your favourite dessert to go along with the meal.

and you, with zero spice tolerance but so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude and affection for how hard jamil's worked. and with your favourite dessert right there enticing you, you're determined to finish every drop of curry on your plate.

...

it doesn't go too well.

indeed, you have finished every drop of curry. but you've also downed around 12 cups of water, and the burning in your mouth is still unrelenting. jamil visibly looks concerned with how much water you're drinking and it's unavoidable you address your non-existent spice tolerance.

jamil sighs, and his eyes show a hint of exasperation you often see when he's following kailm's whims. you avert your gaze to the floor, upset at yourself that you've disappointed him and maybe he hates you now how could you not like his fo-

flick!

ouch! your hands reach up to shield your forehead, and your eyes meet his. not exasperated, maybe slightly, but amused and... loving??

"dummy, don't go forcing yourself to eat what you don't like," he sighs

you timidly explain you could never do that with how much time and effort he puts into his cooking

his smile widens slightly.

"for now, i guess i'll be making more desserts for you then,"

he chuckles at the way your eyes light up.

"here," he feeds you a spoonful of the chilled dessert. "is your mouth still burning?"

oh. you don't think it is anymore.

but your heart sure is.

[driaswrld]

higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

[wispforever]

hidan and kakuzu share thoughts on religion

[bunnirabbits]

Nanami "she can wear whatever she wants because I can punch you through the wall" Kento

[heybiji]

"It's almost like that dark is following me."

[thecountesstribe]

So let me see if I understand this correctly, Jacaerys Velaryon Targaryen is a boring/ disliked non complex character because he *checks notes*

* loves and respects his mother.

* is protective of his family (brothers and sisters alike).

*doesn't mistreat, belittle, devalue, abuse and genuinely seems to love his betrothed.

* overall a stand up guy.

Majority if not most men in the GOT/ASOIAF universe are morally corrupt, disgusting, downright atrocious men but Jace is where you draw the line? LMFAO!!

Then some of you equate character complexity to certain characters just being abusive/toxic and vile towards women and children. That's crazy. We have enough incel characters, one stand up guy can't be your undoing. I'm sorry to tell some of you this also but not every character could be gray coded either. GRRM wrote Jace to let us know there is hope in the world. 😌😭

[clown-demon]

"Drinking is better when you do it with someone~!"

[izharmilgram]

the little thorn. draw me after you by @toast-ranger-to-a-stranger, read chapter 55! <3