#he'll always want to explore tho they got that right

[placesyoucallhome]

How Your Adventure Ends - Q'ruhka

You return home but your heart still wanders

It's over. There's nothing more to do. All you wanted was to go home this whole time, but now... you don't belong. You've changed but, no one can say whether it's for the better. Will you go out into the wild world again to still your mind?

(( Hmm, not so sure? The only thing Ruhka wants is a 'home', but I suppose he'll always want to wander. But can't you wander and still have a place or people to return to? ))

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Tagged by: @spotofmummery ty!

Tagging: @valdiis @shadesofblades @midnightmagicks @houserosaire @naejlas-axe @under-the-blood-moonlight and anyone else my guys I am so tired rn

[codename-adler]

i neeeeeeeeed to know more abt your trojan ocs anytime you wanna share

heehee i got a special pookie for ya jo 🫶 (trojans ocs roster here)

06: Mateo Solano (22) USC Trojans Goalkeeper

here comes theeeeee... Bitch™

don't got a gif for him sorry

i also now realize i accidently gave him Seth's number... wow. but believe me, Mateo's sm worse. i love mi princesita Seth. i don't even like Mateo. (jk. but like, he sucks a whole lot before he gets his redemption arc. interpret that however you want.)

he's one of the seniors of the team, he's 5'9 and fucking bitter about it, he studies Spanish because he is a lazy mf who has no plan but to go Pro (fortunately he will)

106% fuckboi energy fr he's insufferable

at the start of the new season (when Jean joins) he is still crabby about Laila having rejected him when he asked her out after their loss to the Foxes (in my universe/wip, Lailalvarez are not together yet bc i want to explore their relationship from the beginnings :) )

Mateo isn't really interested in Laila anyway, though, and he doesn't know why 1) it still stings and 2) he even asked in the first place (perhaps because they are the golden goalie duo of USC, perhaps because she is better than him and has broken records, perhaps because of something else...)

he's also such a bitchy asshole to Jean, because Jean is a beast on the court and Mateo is jealous

he's single and a v because he is waiting for marriage and the right girl (siiiiiiiiike!) (still fuckboi aura tho he's that extra)

comes from a very religious household and he is a practicing believer

he doesn't really have any friends on the team (sad) because he is so prickly and bitchy, but everyone is still kind and open to him because he is very reliable on the court, in the goal, and he does not second-guess or question authority, he's very good at following orders and instructions, always aiming for the best

and though it's good for everyone that he stays in goal because of his problematic attitude that would get the Trojans carded if their opponents heard him talk, the power of bitch he possesses is also a great asset, as he easily makes any enemy player lose their temper with his saccharine remarks paired with a Colgate smile

now! the plot twist!

Mateo is what you would get if internalized homophobia + comphet had two legs and an attitude problem

he is as homophobic as Seth and Aaron were, and even more if I dare say, and though he's never outwardly a hater and never uses slurs (at least he holds back on that for Jesus), he's such a bitch about homosexuality... it makes him so angry and queasy, he'll be rude af to you, he'll leave the room fuming, not participate in conversations, that kind of thing. he tries very hard to forget about Jeremy, to overlook it, and he's not like Lucas, questioning Jeremy's decision because of his sexuality, but it's so much better when Jeremy is single... (ik how this sounds, but believe me when i say he does not have a repressed crush on Jeremy, or Jean. that's just his Exy inferiority complex.)

thing is, it becomes incredibly difficult for him to ignore all of that gayness when Laila and Alvarez get together (oh), when Levi suddenly drops Angie to get closer with their assistant coach, when Jeremy clearly has a huge thing for Jean, the Drivers come out with their own gay thang, when Coach Rhemann himself gets his shit together with his long-lost broody ex... Mateo is literally surrounded by homos.

and sure, the wlw stuff never really bothered him, didn't get the appeal (and why do you think Mateo!!!), but with almost all of his authority figures dabbling in the gay, Mateo is kind of a caged animal, and he's bound to lose control and do some very stupid things, like start fights, get benched, punch a wall or 2...

oh, and there's Yanko too.

infuriating ginger man that won't leave him the fuck alone. mountain man of steal who is somehow always right, and chill. the designated Mateo-handler, apparently, because Jeremy had to delegate that hot potato to someone with less... undesirable traits to Mateo (i'm not sure yet how the rest of the team handles his outbursts bc he's not open about why he has them, not very vocal, but there's definitely a specific thing wrong at play here whenever they happen, and maybe Jeremy has an inkling, idk, tbd)

so it really comes out of NOWHERE. nobody, NOBODY has a fucking clue. least of all Mateo. then suddenly Yanko has had enough and pushes Mateo into a wall, and kisses him, very publicly, and Mateo kisses back.

there's a whole lot that goes on behind the scenes before that first fiery PDA, and after that it all goes downhill for a while before balance is found again. anyhoo. enemies-to-lovers ftw ✊

Mateo's family is very loving and supporting of him btw <3

and that's all for now for the resident pendejo of the Trojans, Mateo Solano 👿

[honeylikesyanderes]

this is an nsfw request but it doesn’t have to be fully detailed! headcanons about bo and karma (respectively) with a darling who has high libido aka always horny? 🤨✍️

this has been in my drafts for two years. damn.

um, bhodi's got a bit pornish at the end so beware? idk

18+ mdni, yandere themes + sexual stuff

yada yada yada, read at your own risk

karmichael:

honestly doesn't mind it at all tbh

karma isnt the horniest person in the world

but if his darling needs something, he's gonna provide it.

karma is the kind to make you cum a few times with his fingers

he'll encourage you sit on his face and ride to your hearts content

and if you whine and beg for his cock (he loves when you beg)

he'd most definitely get you toys to keep you entertained as well

especially if he's not in the mood to ''directly'' participate in sex

and its good fun too when you're both in public

bullet vibes made from platinum, custom-made dildos and vibrators, all manners of toys-

all for your pleasure.

i have this headcanon that karma is most definitely the type to tie you to a wide desk chair in his office with your legs spread apart, attach a vibe to you, and just let you cum over and over till your overstimulated.

all while he's at his desk, paying you no mind as he keeps reading documents and signing contracts.

you can moan as loud as you want (his walls are soundproof), he's already put up the 'do not disturb' sign on his door.

dont be so whiny next time, okay?

bhodi:

one thing about bhodi:

he's always ready to go.

generally speaking, he would be best suited for a darling with a high libido tbh

when you're needy, he'll be there, ready to service you until you're satiated.

doesn't matter if you're in public;

either y'all are going home, or he'll sort you out in the back seat of his car.

or maybe the car is too far away-

thank goodness he has a private bathroom in his office 👀

if anything, i think bo would be excited to have a darling with a high libido

he's pretty adventurous when it comes to sex

and he thinks it'll be a good avenue to explore with his partner if they have sex frequently.

he also enjoys the bonding time that it brings

skin to skin contact, the beautiful moans that leak from your mouth, how you scrunch up your face a bit when you cum for him-

why wouldn't he want to see that as often as possible?

in a way, he'd also be very flattered.

you're horny and you picked him to ''service'' you? (he's your partner but that doesn't matter ig?😭)

and its these thoughts that fuel his obsession more.

he'll do anything you want.

use him. use him all for your pleasure. he's willing to do anything for you. to make you feel good.

use him. please.

headcanon for bhodi is something office related as well:

you guys are in his office and you're sitting on his lap-

seems innocent enough right?

you're the hr manager's girl and everyone knows. its no secret. you are just spending some quality time together as he works.

at least that's how it seems to the staff that can see you (the walls of bhodi's office are transparent glass)

if they could see under the desk, then they would know you were actually sitting on bhodi's cock.

cockwarming him. or at least that's what they called it online when you searched it up the other day.

you could feel it tho, how swollen his tip was inside you, how the veins on the left side of his cock throbbed against your walls. how close he was to cumming.

he'd been inside you for the past 20 minutes, and you knew he was hanging on by a thread.

so you did what any good partner would do in this situation-

you gave it a little bounce.

almost instantly, he came inside you, filling you up while gripping your waist, groaning as you let out a little moan.

next thing you know, you're bent over the bathroom counter, with bo ramming into you.

dont be such a tease next time, okay?

[everydayyoulovemeless]

I apologize if it would be too much, but would you be willing to do a Butch Alphabet (Either SFW or NSFW)? I've recently begun to play Tale of Two Wastelands and remembered how much I love that dolt

Butch SFW Alphabet

➼ Word Count » 1.4k ➼ Warnings » None ➼ Genre » Romantic ➼ A/N » Same tho 🤭 greaser's always get me

A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Butch is especially affectionate in public. He's always got his arm thrown around you, either around your shoulders or your waist, he always manages to find a way to snake it around you. He loves anything physical and is not afraid to show off your and his relationship while fucking up a group of ferals.

B - Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

The friendship starts rocky, with him having no boundaries on what is and isn't rude to do. You'll have to really stay committed before he loses some of his old habits, but once you do, he's the best friend anyone could ask for, always ready to jump someone if they say the wrong thing to you. He's not scared to get a little aggressive if the situation ever called for it.

C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He's a huge cuddler! He loves to snake his arms around you and pull you closer to his chest at night while the two of you fade deeper into sleep. He always insists on being the big spoon, he just adores pressing his face into your hair, it makes him feel safe and comforted.

D - Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

For right now, no. He's young and he still has places outside the vault he wants to visit. He doesn't want to stay cooped up in a home somewhere, he'd rather go exploring while he's still physically able. He's pretty mediocre at household chores anyway, the whole thing would end in disaster.

E - Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Rudely. He'll list off every single reason why he decided to break up with you and that'll just be the end of it.

F - Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Butch is terrified of commitment and would rather take his time before fully jumping into marriage. He's not even sure if he wants to get married. He's just going to avoid the topic entirely if he can.

G - Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He's a lot more gentle than you'd think, always asking how you're doing and speaking to you in the softest tones. He might put on his big bad greaser persona most of the day, but underneath it all, he's full of affection.

H - Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He'll hug you as often as he can! His hugs are always firm and passionate, with him holding you against his body as he rests his head on your shoulder or forehead. He's always sure to flex a little as he does so just to show off some of his muscles.

I - I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Way faster than he likes to admit. He says it almost immediately after the two of you get together. This is the only long-term relationship he's ever had in his life and has no filter or idea of when he should tell you he loves you, so he just ends up doing it right off the bat.

J - Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He gets jealous fast and isn't shy about it. He'll cross his arms and puff out his chest as he saunters toward whoever's making him feel that way and talk down to them. Butch is very confident in himself and depending on if the guy is disrespectful toward you or not, you might have to hold him back from knocking him clean out.

K - Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Aggressive and sloppy. If he's kissing you then it'll be a full makeout session, there's no room for the slow and sensual stuff when you're 19 and in love.

L - Little ones (How are they around children?)

Really good? The kids in Little Lamplight love him because of how easily they manage to piss him off (they think it's funny), and they seem to have slowly grown on Butch. He's always looking out for kids, especially troublemakers, they remind him of himself and he knows exactly what they need to hear.

M - Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Scavenging and exploring. He likes how all the buildings look with the sun rising behind them, and he's so excited to be able to wander through the entirety of DC with no restrictions.

N - Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He loves finding the nearest bar, sitting in a booth with you, and drinking till one of you vomits or falls asleep. It doesn't even have to be a big social event, just the two of you drunkenly giggling in a corner while you share a bottle of whiskey is good enough for him.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Since you grew up with him, there isn't too much for him to open up about, but every once in a while when he's drunk, he'll confess something to you that you hadn't known before.

P - Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He has a lot more patience for you than he does for other people. He'll start arguments with others if they get on his nerves, but he'll just ruffle your hair and shrug his shoulders for you.

Q - Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

It's half and half with him, sometimes it'll stick, sometimes it won't. If he wants to know, he'll just ask again.

R - Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

There was this one night where the two of you were in Big Town and the residents there taught you both old card games they used to play when they were younger. You and Butch spent the entire night with them trying to figure out the rules (you're both still confused, but it was still fun!)

S - Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Butch is overly protective over you, any wrong look your way has him marching his way over and asking if there's a problem. Any issue you've got he'll take care of, don't worry you're sweet little head over it.

T - Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

None 💀. He hardly even remembers his own birthday, although, he'll give you a sweet roll on your birthday just to make up for how he acted on your 10th, but that'll be the end of it.

U - Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He snores really loudly and will sometimes just whip his thing out and pee. Nothing horrible, but it can be slightly annoying.

V - Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He takes his appearance VERY seriously. His hair's gotta be perfect, otherwise, he's not going.

W - Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yeah. The two of you grew up together, and while you might not have been friends, you were still a big aspect of his life. He'd just feel lonely without you there, it's not the same hanging out with people who haven't ever stepped foot in a vault, and he likes how familiar you are to him.

X - Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He's constantly on the lookout for any snakes. He really likes them and is praying that he'll see one in the tall grass or near a river or something.

Y - Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He doesn't hate many things, but he sure as hell can't stand when you get overly touchy or flirty with another person, especially another guy. It ticks him off and makes him think you don't really want to be around him in the same way he does for you.

Z - Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He goes to bed at 12:00 and usually wakes up around 7:00, although, on special occasions, you might find him drinking till 4 or 5 in the morning and waking up whenever.

[plvto-sqda]

-⋆ Dating Gareth Headcanons

⭒ Please play with his hair, he certainly just MELTS at your touch. You can put it into little braids, or ponytails (he thinks it's funny when you do the thing where you make one little ponytail in the front so it kinda looks like he's a unicorn), whatever you want tbh! He really likes it when you run your fingers through his hair because that's very comforting and relaxing to him, and if you're lucky enough he might just fall asleep right there haha. ~A bonus to this headcanon~ He likes doing your hair as well! And he knows what he's doing because he has little sisters and he does their hair for them either when their mom is busy and can't do it at the moment or because they ask him to. And don’t forget he likes head pats too, he thinks it’s adorable when you give him one especially if you’re shorter than him and have to stand on you’re tiptoes to reach his head and he always loves giving some to you as well.

⭒ AKSJFBS him teaching you the drums like how Charlie was teaching Nick in Heartstopper tho!! He would try not to get flustered about it but he got flustered anyway.

⭒ Speaking of that, he gets flustered pretty easily even when you are already dating or if you subtly flirt with him because honestly, this is all kinda new to him. Kiss him on the cheek and he'll be all smiles for a long time, kiss him on the lips and he will act confident about it but when you pull away you'll notice that he's blushing profusely and it just gets worse if you giggle at him afterward or point it out.

⭒ He really likes animals and he would have a soft spot for "all the little guys" as he likes to call them like hamsters, birds, amphibians, and reptiles. Also, if you're wondering if he's more of a cat or dog person, I feel like he would love cats... but I have a slight feeling he is a little bit more of a dog person. He would fall in love with your pet especially if you had a dog, and double points if it was a big one.

⭒ He likes to go on movie dates (you two did this a LOT when you first started dating) when it's rainy or when you guys are bored. Though he really likes to explore the outdoors with you rather than indoor dates (even though he adores those too) and though he can't really afford it, he would love to take you to Oregon, California, or possibly somewhere tropical like Hawaii or Bali someday to enjoy more special outdoor dates.

⭒ WILL make you mixtapes with either songs that remind him of you, or for special occasions. He would absolutely cherish the mixtapes you make for him too :).

⭒ Expect to get rocks from him as well! And he'll appreciate getting any rock you give him and will instantly add it to his collection

✮ Modern HCs

⭒ He loves sharing earbuds and listening to metal with you or if you want to relax he'll listen to indie pop too but it honestly kinda depends on the song and/or artist.

⭒ He will build you an epic mansion in Minecraft for you with a ton of animals because you guys love animals lol. I could see him also playing Terraria too. Also, he would just LOVE Undertale and Deltarune, especially the humor in it. I feel like he would be into anime but it would kinda depend on what the show was because he would probably watch a kinda girly one with you but def not watch it on his own time if you know what I mean. He would like cartoons like Teen Titans though or Over The Garden Wall (I think he would love the fact that Elijah Wood voiced Wirt), The Owl House, The Amazing World of Gumball, Adventure Time, and Steven Universe. I could see him thinking Bee and Puppycat was cute though as well.

⭒ I feel like he would watch horror videos on Youtube as well as playthroughs and drumming videos.

[bardicious]

Is it fair for Spirk fans hate Spock/Chapel more than Spock/Uhura

Spirk fans were not so kind to spock/uhura but they seem to hate spock/chapel a lot more and I think I can understand why.

spock/uhura was an alternate reality and did not violate canon.

AOS Uhura is not too far removed from TOS Uhura unlike SNW Chapel where it is clear they have completely changed her entire character so the audience can find it believable why spock will love her.

let's face it, Chapel in TOS was not necessarily preped up as a hot sexy confident action blonde that SNW portrays and i think these robs spirk fans the wrong way because this is Chapel and we already know who she is.

Spock/Uhura in AOS did not take up too much screen time and did not have Spock acting out of character. I was thinking off star trek beyond and I have more respect for AOS Spock and how he deals with his love life. When he said he was going to call things of with uhura, he planned to sit down and discuss it with her of his need to be with a vulcan woman unlike SNW Spock who jumps in bed with chapel after he and Tpring go on a break.

I think Spirk fans dont like that Spock is written like a teenager from riverdale and Chapel has been retcon way too much.

This are just my thoughts, spock/chapel seem to be getting torns of hate more than spock other het ship and I feel it is deserved.

mmm, I don't really have a stake in the debate, nonnie! Though I don't really know how much hate Chapel/Spock is getting. I heard Uhura/Spock got way more hate, but that could just be an exaggeration.

Honestly I loath AOS Spock, and love the characterizations of all SNW characters. And believe SNW will easily become TOS Spock. And love what they've done to Chapel's character. Given her much more depth than her TOS counterpart, but keeping to her canonical crush. She's no mary sue, she's just as badass as the rest of the female characters they've created. This isn't the first time Trek has given their female characters more badass traits either, you know? This isn't the 1960s anymore, women are allowed to be something other than unrequited crush, or love interest. Her previous characterization was outdated and desperately needing of change.

From my point of view, Chapel's upgraded image just gives her more agency and has less to do with Spock. And Spock... well I don't think he loves her. I think he loves the idea of her. Because right now he isn't in love with the idea of being Vulcan. He tried an engagement, more Vulcan duty, but it conflicts with whatever he wants in life. So now he's going the exact opposite route. He's young and he's exploring what being half vulcan - half human means to him. And whatever he's seeing, he doesn't accept. So he'll smile more, not cause he's happy, but cause he's supposed to be normal. It's got nothing to do with him loving Chapel.

I don't think the hate is valid tho, I mean, I do hate the ship. LMAO. But to harp on people who enjoy it, or be afraid of SNW erasing Spock's intimate relationship with Kirk is silly. It's not what's going on. And the backlash is mostly from fear because people can't see the characterization that SNW is going for. Spock will become TOS Spock. Chapel will become TOS Chapel (at least in terms of her romantic feelings for Spock). This isn't the first time Spock has had a girlfriend, a love interest (Just watch some TOS episodes, you'll find them. I don't personally care for them. lmao). It will pass, and his relationship with Jim will be just as amazing as it's always been.

[yostresswritinggirl]

heart!reader: no thoughts, head empty

the treasure hoarder one must have been quite long ago, considering if reader still haven't learned to fend for themself by now then cyno would have eye bags from worrying all night haha

their combat prowess doesn't compare to the traveler or cyno of course since they're just a researcher, but it's enough to fend off hilichurls, treasure hoarders, and some fatui as well

or if we're leaning towards more personal headcanons, maybe they would have a vision as well? they'll either get one from just doing their research or another near death experience, unless there's other ideas that would make sense

personally i really like how catalyst users fight so im imagining them using a catalyst

besides that, i've started playing genius invokation from the new update and it's actually pretty fun so here's some headcanons about heart!cyno and reader with tcg

reader i would feel like they're behind the current trends since they're doing research most of the time or just doesn't play games a lot, until one of their colleagues gave them some tcg cards as thanks for helping with a project

they didn't wanna let the cards go to waste and plus, they're a little interested in this game and why it's so popular so they went off and put in some time to actually play

most likely a casual player who just plays during free time, they think the illustrations of the cards look nice so they'll choose the ones they like the best to add into the deck and if they managed to obtain character cards of cyno or collei then they're having them in their deck 100% of the time

so you know there's cards of like the actual characters right? well what if there's like a card of reader that's quite rare due to limited production of the card (no idea how character cards are actually made so this is all my imagination), so you can bet that cyno would go out of his way to obtain it and he'll be having it in most, if not all of his decks

would proudly flex the card as well whenever he duels

let me know what think because never would i have thought i would be into card games until now

-cyno lovebot anon

Remember, Akademiya researchers usually employ Eremites for company and protection, treasure hoarders are baddies and all over the place. I thought about this while exploring around and encountering a lot of treasure hoarders in the forests/woods

So not only is it a chance encounter, reinforcements are far and few between, it was like a long chase scene to fend them off before Cyno finally got there to rescue them. That was indeed early on so reader wasn't theorizing about how Cyno saves them all the time, it's a scary experience when it's actual people hunting you down so it left quite the trauma in their mind for a while, to the point that they get scared meeting people in the forests so

Yesss TCG! More characters will be added so I don't doubt they'll put Tighnari in there too! Also I think what could happen is the reader becomes a summon card (or event card) instead (lmao imagine their name is the Akademiya loser, tho Cyno would probably hunt down who made that card) their undying hehegetit reputation must have earned them the right to be made into one

So yes Cyno would proudly flex the card, always uses it on the field when he can, and when the opponent destroys his summons he gets really really personal about it pfft he turns from Friendly to Serious in just a snap. "You'll pay for that" "Lord Cyno, please it's just a game!" When that happens, it's always a guaranteed win for him

I like to think he has it as the first card in his tome so that if he wants to he can just pop that shit open and look at his lover's card <33

He might even have a spare copy which he would put a sleeve on and place in his wallet for safekeeping

[saltymongoose]

Player with a child has been on my mind,, Can you imagine the amount of stress Player is going through?? They would've been completely fine being here on their own, but to bring their child to Nevada has them scrambling to keep them safe. Always keeping their child behind them and out of sight (also to block them from seeing all the gore and blood that tends to paint the place), covering their ears when a gun fight starts, etc. Thankfully, Player doesn't have to worry about protecting their kid because they've got the boys!! I'm sure Hank will have no problem tearing apart anyone who's anywhere near their location. Sanford and Deimos can definitely help with occupying the child (after hours of begging the Player to sleep and convincing them that the kid is safe) I also think the fact Sanford's a mama's boy might help ease Player lol. Doc,,, I have no clue what Doc what do honestly. Might be busy with Player discussing important things like the kid's medical history. Also maybe Phobos doesn't act too different? Just surprised to see his Player happens to have a little god in the making. Player might take advantage of this and make him swear loyalty to the child and prioritize them (and with how serious they sounded it's not like he'll disobey). Maybe he also acts as another parental figure for the kid?? Like showing them around the tower, carrying them around, letting them explore, etc. (may get a few weird looks from the staff but that's ok) I would write for Jeb and Hof but out of brain juices and the ask is already long,, I hope you still enjoy Parent! Player tho :))

!!!!PARENT!PLAYER YES! I LOVE THIS!! This is such a good idea, you're completely right; the Player's experience if their child was ripped from reality with them would be entirely different and their stress level would go up by 10^17. I was originally going to do just a straight answer for this, but I realized I had faar too much to say, so have some unofficial headcanon things instead ig. 😅

(TW: Yandere, Obsessive Behavior)

//-[The Employers]-//

From the moment you were dragged into Nevada, you kept a careful watch on whoever you were around and, more importantly, whoever your child is around. And of course, because they're the ones who brought you there, the Employers were the first to receive your scrutiny.

You didn't trust them with your kid, to put it simply, and they never really gave you a substantial reason to think otherwise. The Employers weren't even that good with other people in general, let alone innocent children, and it showed from how awkward and stilted they were around you when you had yours with you (which was almost always).

It puts them in a difficult position because while they want to shower you with attention and get to really know everything about you, you keep them at arm's length all the time; leveling them with dark glares whenever they get too close or try to give you anything. Showing clear suspicion when they do anything you deem too nice, especially with regard to your kid. You don't care about your own safety that much, but you made it clear that if anything were to happen to your little one because of them, you'd send them to whatever version of hell they go to, no matter how long it took.

If you decide to stay with the Employers (as would likely be the case if you wound up in Nevada before the events of the game), then you begrudgingly allow them some leniency in what they do. But you keep an eye on them all the while, carefully monitoring how they behave around your child. When you're not, you're actually instructing them on it, as they generally tend to treat your kid like an adult when they really shouldn't (speaking to them too roughly, ordering them around, etc).

You don't really rest and let them take care of your kid themselves; you just don't trust them to do a good job with it, so you're still kinda stressed most of the time. But at least you don't have to worry about your kid seeing any blood or gore, since all of the Employers are very careful about what occurs near you or your kid (perks of being on the AAHW's good side, you suppose).

//-[The Main 4]-//

While a part of you was honestly really hesitant to allow the boys to form a bond with your kid (they are wanted murderers after all), you eventually warmed up to the idea from seeing just how hard they worked to get your approval for such a thing. They'd ask you if you needed anything for them, even going out of their way to find little nick-knacks and toys to give to you so you could present them to your kid (it wasn't from them if it was a gift to you originally, they reasoned). Sanford made sure he could make something at least close to their favorite once in a while, to cheer them up. However, once you made it known that they could start helping you out, they put in even more effort.

Your boys don't have the luxury of keeping you away from combat at the moment, which means they have to work together with you to keep your kid blissfully ignorant while they gun down your foes from further away. Luckily you've found that your strings can cover quite a bit of distance, so you stick near Doc from a ranged position most of the time. (Good thing Deimos made some smaller headphones to block the noise of the gunfire; you didn't want their ears to be impacted too much from it.)

Hank is especially good at taking out enemies before they reach your sight-line, and you reward this with some grateful praise (maybe even a quick peck on the cheek). Which, of course, only spurs Sanford and Deimos on to try and compete, to his displeasure. But it keeps you and your child safer, which is the most important part.

However, where Sanford and Deimos really shine is with actually taking care of your kid, as you said. Deimos makes little toys and robots for them, even having them "help out" (holding flashlights and handing him things) to keep them interested. Nevada doesn't really have any children's shows anymore, but he brings out some old action movies and tamer things he watched when he was a lot younger. (You also watch along with them, which leads to a lot of inside jokes amongst the three of you.)

Sanford is generally the most "parent-like" out of the four; he worries about their nutrition and if they're getting enough sleep, and speaks with you about how they're doing mentally. He even offers to take you and your kid to go visit his family (his mother and siblings) so they have more friendly faces. He knows that Nevada isn't exactly a good place to raise a child, so he wants you to know that he supports you and that you can rely on him to take care of them if need be.

Doc is a lot kinder to you and your kid than he is with everyone else, and it shows. His tone is less stern and he even leans down so as to not appear threatening, but his behavior is mostly the same. Although, he also tries to go over human health and anatomy with you to effectively "doctor" your child, which will definitely take some time. (He's not even authorized to be a medic for grunts, so he's got his work cut out for him. It's more than worth it, though.)

They also worry about you too, since they can tell this stress is beginning to take its toll on you, so they definitely try to distract your kid so you can get some sleep. Or alternatively, they try to make you both so comfortable that you doze off together, since you know your child is safe if they're asleep in your arms. (However, you do have to admit that seeing your kid all snuggled up in the arms of a grunt four times their size is pretty adorable.)

//-[The Nexus Core]-//

It takes you very little time to realize how much the Director of the Nexus Core idolizes you, and with that comes the opportunity to make your kid more of a focal point for him too. After all, if you're such a God, then of course your own child would be a little godling, right? It made sense to you, and of course, Phobos was very easily convinced. Swearing fealty to both of you made sense, and this makes him adjust the Nexus Cores rules of conduct to show this as well.

The Nexus Core personnel are instructed to be even safer, keeping things locked and clean, and ensuring that anything dangerous is kept in special rooms that require security clearance. It was only a few steps above what they did before, but knowing that the Player's child was the reason was very odd for them. However, they find it weirdly endearing to see you be so sweet to them in the few moments any agents, soldats, or scientists catch you carefully tying your kid's shoes or giving them soft encouragements when they're nervous.

Most of the Nexus' workforce are also clones and didn't have parents themselves, so it's a very new thing to see a kid actually being raised. It makes them appreciate you a lot more, and I can see them doing little things to help you out (finding candy that they can conveniently leave for you, or keeping an eye out in case your little one gets lost).

I think Phobos would desperately want your kid's approval, so much it's actually pretty funny. He does a lot to keep them entertained, and will go above and beyond to keep them happy. Getting them dessert or expensive toys and clothes is pretty standard, but he also wants to have a genuine bond with them. It's really difficult for him because he's never been around kids, but with your coaching, it works out pretty well.

(Seeing your gaze soften as your kid hugs him makes a wide grin spread across his face. He raises an arm to invite you over, and his heart beats a little faster when you lean into his side and whisper a small thank you.)

Jebus and Hofnarr are honestly kind of shocked you have a child, to begin with. (Unless you mentioned it on your stream and Jeb heard it, but Hofnarr is still taken aback.) However, once they see how tired and stressed you are about having to raise someone in Nevada of all places, they try to formulate ways to alleviate some of that burden so you can rest.

Jeb isn't the warmest person, but he's really kind and caring in regard to your kid. It honestly makes the Nexus agents do a double-take, cause it's not like Jebediah was ever rude, but he's never acted quite like this before. You'd also say that he's a good teacher for them as well, since he places a huge priority on making sure their education wasn't very stunted by your sudden appearance in Nevada. Hofnarr also helps with this, if we're talking pre-M:PN times as well.

[hwanchaesong]

Holly molly i dont know what im going to do in your Ask button but just wanna say hi and

gYm sEx 🌚

the "now answer my ask" was scary so here i am, writing the thoughts that came to mind with this idea 👁️👄👁️ @gwenchwana It's PAYBACK TIME UNNIE

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

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For real tho, Choi San with those insane body proportions. Slim waist, broad shoulders, lean yet his muscles are basically bulging out of his tight clothes.

Okay, so listen,-

San invited you out to go to the gym because he said that "wE nEeD tO pERspIrE aNd lOsE WeIghT!!!"

But when you got there, there's almost no people around, (he really picked a great time when he knew that the other gym users would be busy)

His eyes looked around the area before smirking darkly. An another idea of working out in his head.

What is that?

Of course, y'all have to fuck.

Hard and fast.

You know those yoga mats? Yeah, he'll use that as an excuse first, "Let's do some stretching!"

He is so enthusiastic, his eyes are bright and his smile is innocent, you would've never second guess what he was really planning.

So you get on with it, what you didn't expect was him manhandling you so you'd be under him, his leg going in between your thighs.

"I should've invited you here sooner."

Kissing you fully in the lips, forcing his tongue in your mouth before it slides down to your neck, harshly sucking on your sweet spot.

When you tried to push him away, scared that someone might see you two doing the freaky, man got annoyed, mercilessly tying your wrist in a 65kg dumbbell that was conveniently lying nearby using his towel.

"I'll do you whenever I want, you don't get a say in this. So shut up and be a good girl because surely, you'll also enjoy this."

And so he did ravished you on that cold mat. Ripping your clothes off, and boy is he so good in nipple play.

His tongue circling over your hardened nubs before playfully flicking it around, his sucks range from soft to rough. Might we add his hand that sneakily went down to your heat, spreading your legs wider and dipping a finger and teasing you endlessly.

He played with your wet pussy like that, not touching your clit nor entering a finger in you. Just lightly moving up and down your clit, and when he heard you beg for more, who is he to deny his princess?

Plunging two fingers in you, curling them abruptly, "Hear that? You're so wet for me baby."

He continues his ministrations, pumping his fingers in and out of you before wiggling them around like a tentacle, effectively exploring your insides.

Your body twitched, signalling that you're about to cum but he pulled his fingers out of you.

No time for complaints when he replaced it with his large cock, stretching your walls so well, bottoming out inside you until his tip hit your uterus.

"So tight for me."

He praised you, proceeding to pound into you like an animal. His expert dancer hips never failed to adjust at the exact right position that would surely graze your g-spot.

He always had his ways to make your back arch, sweet moans spilling out of your lips when you felt your high coming.

All actions stopped when you heard voices outside the door, getting closer every second.

In the blink of an eye, from the mat, you were suddenly transferred inside the bathroom.

You think you'll be able to breathe, but damn the neediness you felt due to the fact that your orgasm was denied for the second time that night was frustrating.

Your lovely, observant boyfriend noticed that of course. Not to mention, he really is not done with you tonight as well.

His hot breath tickled your cunt, him giving kitten licks in your drenched hole,

"Now, you have to be quiet princess, unless you want to give 'em a show."

[stemmmm]

head in my fucking hands (part 6 finale)

great for battler to acknowledge this girl is beato's (and his! shes calling him father!) daughter but could he not have immediately followed it up with the idea of eventually dragging her around naked on a leash

what i want, i think what i need in order to find any satisfaction in the result of this story, is for baby beato to Never become proper beatrice. she remains a different person forever, on account of She's Not The Same Person and Making Her Into The Same Person Will Be Torturous Abuse. i would be very happy if the original beato with all her memories of battler returns, things spoken by other characters previously have felt like they implied that could happen given enough time. I just NEED her to not overwrite this little baby. i need us to not be creepy to this fucking baby.

TAZ the suffering game is looking.........bad. actually no its looking great because I am Suffering through the servant lovestory plotline (its just boring as shit to me, ive been told this exact story like 4 times now. in sequence)

honestly im stunned jessica has agreed to play because if it were me making the choice: 1. i wouldn't want to get in the way of my cousin's long established relationship 2. i dont want kanon to stay on the island forever, in fact 3. i dont want to stay on the island forever!! 4. why should i believe in any of this magic bs that game out of nowhere, fuck you? 5. i decide things for myself, i just found out my crush likes me back Today, i need more time to explore the relationship. if it doesnt work out it doesn't work out and that's not because of whatever shit you're pulling with "magic" now.

also baby beato being invited to this after battler resolved privately to be nicer to her sets this up to be such a major self fulfilling prophecy. at least his jumping in before she succeeded mmmmaybe defeated that purpose? who knows!

I'll be real, I don't think George eagerly declaring he'll kill his mom for Shannon means anything other than that he REALLY wanted to kill his mom

matching Jessica with kyrie was the best (worst) possible choice bc any uncertainty she could ever have would always be crushed by how mad fucked up kyrie is lmao

speaking of! I'm sure it was mentioned previously but being reminded that her and whatserfaces due dates were the same day has given me fodder for my standing theory that battler is kyries son. it was THE OTHER WOMAN who miscarried, and because Rudolph was already married to her, he went and somehow got the babies switched without kyrie knowing. explains why he and ange look SO perfectly similar (not that it matters that much) and ALSO explains why when Rudolph first brought up having a secret, he said he was gonna be killed. because battler and kyrie both were gonna crazy murder him for having done that.

I'm very happy that battler was immediately able to see Erika's situation for what it is: fuckin shit! I will say tho, don't see how the packing tape is going to help her. that trick has only seemed really helpful to witches in the past ?

ok good to get confirmation that my assumptions were right. the way she's cornered battler is complete bullshit though. just because you can retroactively make door seals doesnt mean you can retroactively do Fucking Anything You Want without telling the GM until they'd be fucked over by it?? thats not how games fucking work??? thats not how anything works? its cheap as hell

BUT. I LOVE the way that it's managed to establish that battler never once killed anyone. i was going on so much before about how i didnt like the beatrice situation that i didn't even have the thought to get a word in on how weird it was for battler to just accept killing his whole family when he couldn't even bring himself to accuse any one of them of murder. to announce he never killed them is sweet <3 my boy is back, he never left!

ALSO the closed room having been alluded to the whole time coming around was magnificent atmosphere. best horror this series has had so far

the shit between the pairs of lovers makes me want all of them to die. its so stupid. its so dumb. why why whyyyyy are we digging so deeply into this, insisting again and again "furniture cant love furniture cant love theyre furniture theyre furniture" when we have spent the entire full rest of the game saying no, theyre just people. its stupid this is stupid its doing nothing its accomplishing nothingggg

beato beato beato beato beatooooooo

i love that her whole plan is that she's irresistible. you cant say no to her. i made such a good puzzle, dont you want to see it? you've heard so much about this pussy from everyone, you dont even want a taste?

the fact that it was the puzzle shit that made her remember everything gives me the impression that because beato died when she was down bad she just impressed the battler love on what remained of her and fucked up completely because she was like ohhh be made just for him and serve him and also be someone who can play with him like one of the guyyysssssss.... and made the most demure, sweet little thing that could never kick battler and call him a bitch. she was so lovesick or whatever that she forgot her core being is making shitty puzzles everyone hates but can't help but get trapped in them and become obsessed. and also the crazy murder. anyways glad to see u back boo. i hope it is you with all your memories bc that'd be real sad and disappointing otherwise

oh no its sad and disappointing

hey wait... wait... wait,,, chotto a minute...... why does beato have to be so god damn simpering and babylike to be a wife or romantic in any way to battler. why does she have to be a different person to be lovable. battler said himself that he doesn't like that. hey. hey. this sucks. this sucks really bad. whys battler got a child bride. hey. why can she only say things that are kind in a baby voice. hey why are we acting like this is actually beatrice. just because she looks the same and loves battler means they should get married about it? so genuine connection means nothing?

i feel like... i didn't learn a damn thing here? i dont feel like i understand beato any better than when it started, tho i guess maybe i understand the reasons for doing magic a little more...? is it because i had love so i could see it... but it kinda makes me feel like this part accomplished nothing, like i could have honestly skipped it. all this part managed to do for me is lose like. all the good faith i had. we've firmly resolved things in a way that i think... is shit.

now accepting petitions to pick up episode 7 because. eugh. these last two parts have been dreadful for me.

part 5 (+?) thread

ep1 ep2 ep3 ep4

erika furudo is bern's fucking self-insert oc................ i knew they had to be the same person because they Look Like That and also. Name. but. oh my god this is funny. she's managed to say a single line btw, this is just spoiler knowledge and inference running

ah! ok so we are doing answer arc-ass answer arcs. cool i'm fine with that! makes things a lot easier to follow especially since more inane bullshit's gonna get thrown in

hate haaaaate seeing beato like this tho :(((( this is miserable, she makes me so sad, and battler saying over and over again "dw boo i'm gonna kill u for sure" also makes me so sad. get well soon queen!!!!!!!!

i may be wrong but i get the impression that this was kind of the same as the evolution of the real life beato's situation/personality.... and in that sense i can't imagine any of this ending well but i want it to so baddd because i love herrrrr she deserves the worllldddddddd

it's nice of them to rewind things for battler's sake but uh. erika's a bit of a fucking cunt huh. no love in this game, indeed. we are bringing out peoples worst and making sure battler has as miserable of a time as possible. it's interesting to see that the epitaph is solved before any murder but know that people still die in the end tho.

also love that we're saying kinzo's dead for real, none of this with natsuhi is happening. open your eyes battler, look. nothing's there. really good moment.

battler's been confronting the epitaph in terms of why it exists rather than solving it, and there's definitely been much spoken of miracles, added onto by lambda saying there'd be no point in the riddle if it wasn't hard which would add ammunition for a miracle to happen, though there's still the insistence that beato has nothing to gain from the riddle existing... at least materially. and she doesn't kill for pleasure. so there's the obvious point that she made the epitaph because she wanted to play with someone, specifically battler since he always lives, and battler himself mentioned the play aspect though I dont know how serious he was about that. beato's very obviously just wanted to play with him from the beginning, even though her kidnapping and torturing of him in the first place pretty heavily obscured that. if we accept play as her reason for it existing and doing the murder games, that still leaves the miracle up in the air. does the chance of a miracle occurring not count as a potential material gain? is doing something purposely to try and create a miracle not... a reason for doing it? is the miracle that beato could Actually be revived in some way or is there something else?

[lastknownstatus-alive]

Hi, just wanna say that i really like Baki and her design so much, and i’d love to know more about her if you’re willing to share lol (but if you don’t want to then i don’t mind tho, hope you have a good day btw)

aw i'm glad you like her! she makes me very happy lol

i imagine baki as a little bot the boys stumble upon during a mission to some abandoned laboratory or facility - my original concept for her was that she was created to explore the ocean floor in place of a submersible and work for (human) marine researchers. i always thought of her having been mainly created by one person, but thinking more i feel a small team of engineers and scientists were responsible for making her. i think she would have felt very close to the team who made her since they were the ones teaching her and developing her AI. but they never got the chance to finish developing baki, which is why she acts like/is more like a child instead of what is probably supposed to be a very independent, self-sufficient AI (also they probably just messed up along the way too, and unfortunately grew attached to her as a child/growing person than as a tool)

but back to the boys - i think baki spots them first, breaking and entering into what is essentially her home (so, not a great first impression). when the boys find her, i think something happens at the facility and she gets injured/damaged and shuts down - they see that she's probably an AI and not just a machine, and ultimately decide to take her back to the lair to fix her up (they don't know if she's evil or not, but they're hoping she won't kill them). donnie's the one who goes to fix her of course, decides he'll call his bros if he needs anything - probably gets attacked when baki wakes up strapped to a table and sees she's being operated on. after understanding that neither party meant to hurt the other, things calm down and that's basically the meet-cute!

after that...it's kind of up in the air lol. i see her living with them for now, and they're all figuring out what to do with this kid, noting that she seems very young and the idea of leaving her alone or sending her back to an empty research facility doesn't feel right for them. for baki, she eventually warms up to the brothers and considers them her friends - but she sure misses her old family.

oh, and while i think she'd love all of the brothers and april, i see her becoming closest with donnie - just a matter of spending the most time with him for repairs and regular checkups (and uh donnie subsequently taking another robot child under his care (shelldon i'm sorry i dont draw you))

-BOY this turned out long, uh TLDR baki's a bot and a kid and she got 'adopted' by the turtles (and got even more adopted by donnie)

idk if this was coherent - a lot of it felt like it wasn't - but i'm up to answer any more questions about her if ppl were interested :)

[quantumshade]

a definitive ranking of how good each doctor who would be at minecraft

one

one only knows what it is because susan loves it. she has this one world she’s been playing for like ten years and one day she makes him try it. he doesn’t get it at ALL. he’s just like “susan why do you like this so much? what’s so special about all these… squares! this is preposterous!”

two

two takes the "mine" part of "minecraft" seriously. he has an inventory filled with diamonds within the first hour of the world's creation. he makes this elaborate system of tunnels that only he can navigate, and it connects to literally everything built on the server. he'll randomly pop into your base from the floor at literally any time. you can't stay mad at him though because he'll drop you a stack of diamonds and then jump back into his hole in the floor.

three

three is really good at it. like. weirdly good. he has this fortress with redstone traps and secret doors and passageways and shit. it's so dramatic BUT he has little personalized rooms for all his friends and he'll always give you any supplies you need.

four

four's inventory is a MESS. he has the 1.17 bundles but it doesn't help him organize at all. he picks up anything that gets his attention in any way, so he's got 8 different kinds of flowers, four different kinds of meat, he's got feathers, flint, leads, some gold ore, and four stacks of coal.

five

five has flying enabled in a survival, no cheats world. he just does it through sheer willpower. he makes big elaborate farms with each type of animal, and he takes care to keep them in appropriate habitats and feed them the right things. he has keepinventory on.

six

six's base is made out of every different color available in the game. if you can dye something, he's done it. wool, terracotta, armor, you name it. he's also big into potion making and has like six different effects on him at all times. "why do you have slowness and jump boost at the same time?" "shush" he's also really good at pvp do NOT challenge him

seven

seven is a redstone GOD. everything he makes is so convoluted and upsettingly functional. he can make planes, infinite platforming machines, anything. ace asked "can you run doom on that thing?" once as a joke and twenty minutes later he's made a pc in minecraft that can run it better than windows 95 ever could.

eight

eight tries to just explore peacefully but he keeps ending up in the worst, most dangerous situations. he accidentally finds and activates the end portal and wanders the end for weeks in misery. when he finally makes it out he digs straight down into one of those gigantic 1.17 caves. after one too many deaths he turns keepinventory on and starts playing as recklessly as he possibly can.

nine

nine takes it way too seriously. he and jack have a server dedicated to beating the game/killing the dragon, and they play for hours on end, dying repeatedly in the nether. meanwhile rose is like "we're in dangerous situations irl every day. why are you doing this to yourselves." and she goes and builds herself a mansion. when they finally make it to the end, they make rose go with, and she's the one that lands the final blow on the dragon.

ten

ten is a strip miner. he has this horribly complicated system for mining and it's so easy to get lost in. he's not very fun to play with but he's so lonely you take pity on him. if you tell him you need any materials he'll be like "yes of course!!" and get it for you immediately. martha's like "hey doctor i built a berry farm do you want some berries" and he's like "rose liked berries" and martha's like "yeah cool do you want some tho"

eleven

eleven starts dozens of complicated projects: mansions, redstone contraptions, farms, etc and he finishes exactly none of them. amy's like "can you at least get rid of the old ones? they're blocking me and rory's view" and he's always like "no no i'll get back to them i promise!!!" and he never does

twelve

twelve is strangely good at it. this is a fact bill discovers when she starts a server for her, the doctor, nardole, and missy. she teaches him to play, taking him through the first few steps and he's like "okay i think i got it" and he comes back in an hour and gives her a full set of enchanted netherite armor. nardole can't figure out how to play at all and he lives in a dirt hut. meanwhile missy hollowed out a whole mountain to build her evil lair. one day bill calls the doctor over like "i gotta show you something i made" and he goes over and it's a lil copy of the tardis console room. it plays out like the scene in parks and rec where april makes a marshmallow ron.

thirteen

thirteen LOVES minecraft. she's not all that good at it but she has a blast. she has one gigantic project she's been working on the whole time, ever since ryan created the world. no one's exactly sure what it is but whenever you ask her about it she just goes "trust the process i'm almost there!" yaz and ryan are a great team and beat the game in less than a week, and graham never even tried it.

bonus 1: war

war plays on peaceful and builds himself a nice little beach house. it's what he deserves.

bonus 2: ruth

ruth is a speedrunner, and she's really, really good at it.

[abombihoney]

PART TWO of its free kids au

spoilers long post etc

Kabbu's story is basically the same. except he's just like 9 years old. He does make it to defiant root, a nice beetle couple take him in.

Tragically, because i need a reason for Vi to be outside the hive, they are Aethina tumida. A kind of beetle that likes to eat young larvae and eggs of honeybees.

They are of course, perfectly capable of not doing that. They are basically just cannibals with a preference for bees lol. occasionally they pay a bee in the hive to smuggle out a larva and some eggs that won't be missed. Kabbu catches wind of this and is obv Not Down with Baby Murder, he manages to grab the larva and fucking Run For It.

He barely manages to make it across the lost sands. lucky for him, Elizant's ladybug ban just happened a few years ago, and the bandit problem isnt nearly as bad as it is in canon. He still doesnt get out unscathed tho.

He takes very good care of the larva, so good that she cocoons and pupates into a tiny but healthy young bee. Kabbu of course is estatic, in the north there's always a chance that larvae will pupate into lesser bugs. Because of this, in the north you don't name children until they've pupated. He names her Violet. The people that live in the outskirts know there's some kids rumaging through their stuff and they leave food out. but none of them can get the kids to come anywhere near them. So they put a posting out on the quest board. Of course, eventually Tannin and Muse get sent to investigate reported sightings of young beetle and bee in the outskirts. And they do eventually find Kabbu and Vi. They're both dirty and Kabbu's on the thin side. :(

Kabbu is fiercely protective of Vi. He won't let Tannin or Muse come near, even when they tell him they're explorers and they just want to help. He's terrified they'll take Vi to the hive and he'll never see her again. and he's taken good care of her! She's his little sister, he named her!

(Leif is already looking for a bigger house, Muse has told him all about them.)

Eventually, with lots of patience and lots of re-finding kabbu and vi, Tannin and Muse get the story out of Kabbu. And theyre like, appalled of course jesus christ.

So muse convinces Kabbu to let him and Vi come stay with her and her family while Tannin goes to the Hive to let them know they got cannibals in the city and also there's a little bee girl who was taken from the hive as a larva but she is Very Attached to a beetle who's probably being adopted Right Now. So they will also have to talk custody.

So the bees arrest the cannibals and send some ppl back with Tannin to evaluate Vi.

And at first Vi is fascinated. they're bees! Just like her! But the second she figures out that they want to separate her from Kabbu she FLIPS her SHIT.

She won't leave Kabbu's side. She'll scream and scream and scream.

The bees assert that she in fact, perfectly healthy, if small for her age. Great lungs. they can probably hear her in the hive. she's already lived with this family for a month at this point, and frankly, they dont have the facilities to raise her with the beetle. they'd have to break centuries of tradition and let the beetle inside the hive, or let her live in defiant root/the outer rings of the hive. Neither of which anyone is comfortable with considering someone(s?) have been smuggling children and eggs out of the hive.

so they make they work out a custody agreement with muse and leif. Vi stays with them for most of the year. During the moon of the harvest festival, Vi (and whichever family members escort her) will travel to the golden hills, where there is a decent bee population. She will stay there for one moon, and she will spend her days with the bees there, learning about their culture, how to fly, etc.

So Muse and Leif buy a bigger house. And they get Kabbu fed and comfortable enough that he starts molting and that repairs all the scuffs and cuts on his carapace. and he's a happy chubby little boy again

so NOW we have A HAPPY FAMILY

:DDDDDD

[lemonpika]

pika HI BABEEEEEY IVE MISSED U😚😚😚

for ! the ! event !

prns: she/her

me n jean-bo<333

umm could i umm do bof sfw n nsfw👁👁 if not bof then nsfw hehehehe >:)

myyy hobbies include playing guitar/singing, writing (obvi prose but i also really enjoy writing poetry), hammocking, walks, stargazing, spending time w friends, going to the movies, thrifting, exploring!!

ideal dates: literally anywhere outside, lets go on a impromptu road trip, stargazing, picnic, lets explore !!!

im an extrovert🎈

and astrology bitch??? you called???

ily

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hello beanie my beloved <333 I MISSED U TOO UGHH BUT I'M BACK 2 WRITE ABOUT JEANIE (pls this is the cutest ship name)

SFW HEADCANONS:

Jean loves driving around at night with u listening to this playlist (made by urs truly <3)

You'll park at random spots on the road just so he could whip out a blanket to place on the hood of his car. He'll call you over to lay next to him so he could cuddle u and warm himself up from the bitter cold of the night

Makes stupid jokes when stargazing ugh. You'll be searching for constellations and this mf will go "damn babe. the stars look so pretty tonight, but you're wayyy prettier"

He only says it to make u giggle tho bc he's cute like that!!

Jean knows how to play guitar so he'll constantly ask you for song recommendations for him to learn! he just wants to impress you hehe

He's taken you on many impromptu road trips. They can last anywhere from one night escapades to a week-long adventure with just the two of you

I could also see the two of you chilling in your room just planning out the next trip and just munchin on snacks bc u always give me such good vibes, beanie <333!!

NSFW HEADCANONS:

When y'all are out on your impromptu trips, the two of you have A LOT of steamy car sex. He especially loves it when you ride his lap while he's still in the drivers' seat with the seat pushed all the way back.

He's a bit of an exhibitionist so he's probably bent you over the hood of his car and took you from behind carelessly

HAS DEFINITELY EATEN YOU OUT IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR!!!

And boy, is he good at it. He's typically a no-hands kinda guy and will let his tongue do all of the work. But, if he's feeling especially hungry that day, expect his long fingers to stretch you out real good

He's extremely impatient and sometimes just can't wait until you're back at his place ;)

Jean likes to run his fingers through your hair when you're giving him head. Plus, he praises you so tenderly when you're licking him just right <3

He likes to fuck you with your legs up in the air. It pushes his dick so deep in your pussy and he's addicted, man

Kisses you when he's about to cum and while moan breathlessly against your lips as he fills you up.

i got so distracted AAAAAAAAAAAA

send in your self-ships and i'll give you hc's on ur dynamic <3

[ultarego]

Random ranting and confessions cause I have no where else to talk about this. It's just me talking and questioning and trying to figure things out I guess.

There shall be a lot of random thoughts going on down below so BEWARE

So I've been in the erotic hypnosis community for years, explored a lot of my kinks and gave a general idea of what I do and do not like.

However, that is all online and distance based practice and play. Nothing I have ever been confident to try in person or get deeply involved in, kinky or vanilla. It's kinda a pain admitting that I'm basically a virgin when it comes to physical sexual encounters with a partner.

Well, that was up until a month ago. I recently moved in with some with some friends I've known long distance for about a decade. One of those friends got curious and then we started talking and it quickly escalated to him feeling me up in his car and exploring while I enjoyed myself. It was really fun but my ass got shy about it afterwards, cause he made his curious comments, like saying he was surprised at how soft things felt, and that it had been the first time he ever heard me moan.

And that first encounter had been stuck in my head for a while, but long story short, these encounters continued and still happen pretty often, to the point we are pretty much just fucking and getting off. It's pretty much a friends with benefits situation and I really don't mind it. I've gotten to try things I was curious about, found out I really do like certain things I had made assumptions on, like sucking and swallowing, or getting some pain with pleasure, you know, just curious exploration things.

But the most recent time we fucked cause he was bribing me 'with dick' so I'd do self care but that's a different story he was offering me to switch positions and try to ride him. I got too anxious after he tried talking me into it and I chickened out and ended up staying on the bottom.

I'm a switch when it comes to both dom/sub and top/bottom, but with the physical stuff now, I don't know if it's my shyness or inexperience that makes me nervous to be on top, cause I know my friend has a hella a lot more experience than me. But so far I also like him being on top and being the dominant force in our encounters. He is also a hell of a tease when he wants to mess around, which turns my ass on like crazy. He's also always the one to initiate things between us since I'm always too shy to ask.

One thing I've been thinking about is maybe having a talk about experimenting with more stuff cause I know he wants to try things and also push me to explore more. Though I don't know if I should be open about my kinks with him cause he has been looking at trying basic stuff like blowjobs, titfucking, and trying different positions, tho he did have the idea last time to ask if I wanted to try roleplay, but due to my awkwardness with him, I declined for the moment.

However, some of the stuff he has been doing has been turning me on in ways he doesn't know or realize. Like the fact that when he wants to start messing around, he'll ask if I want to and of course I'm up for it, but if I seem reluctant or slow to start, he'll get right into 'bribing' me, like massaging my chest or playing with my nipples or if I'm being really stubborn, he shove a hand between my legs to mess with me. And I don't think he realizes how much I like when he does that.

What I'm basically trying to figure out if I should be open about things like the fact I like getting messed with to crazy extents, enjoy things like cnc, hypnosis, praise, and other things that I'm into. He already knows I'm a reward oriented person and uses that to tease or 'bribe' me, which is also hot.

Like I'm at the point that between times we fuck, I think about him doing things with me or to me. And I had those thoughts before we started messing around. Call it crazy, but I've fantasized about him using suggestions on me or messing with me mentally just because I love the sound of his voice and it always calms me down but also can somehow turn me on depending on what he's saying. I want to share things with him but since this is just casual friends that are having sex, with no intention of it ever being more than that, I don't know what would be considered too much, especially since he is my first for a lot of this in person stuff, but I've also had negative experiences with people, especially in this community, online in the past that makes me weary of sharing any of this.

I guess I'll figure this out when I can. Sorry for the long rant.

[high-functioning-lokipath]

SH - Sherlock & Mycroft Friendship/Brotherly Bonding - Prompt: Holmes brothers as kids, Myc being a good brother, playing the deduction game. - Words: 1,715

WARNING: MYCROFT IS A BIT NOT GOOD AT THE BEGINNING. THIS IS NOT MYCROFT HATE THO! ALSO, DEVIL CHILDREN WHO DON'T LIKE SHERLOCK MAKE AN APPEARANCE. IT DOES END WELL THOUGH.

That being said, I guess I should add a Trigger Warning for bullying.

I do hope you enjoy the story! Let us know!

"You simply are not trying hard enough, Sherlock! It's quite obvious!" Mycroft yelled. The Holmes brothers were standing in the living room in 221B. Mycroft had decided to pay his brother an in-person visit rather than just turning on the security camera he'd installed. Sherlock had decided to ask Mycroft to play the deduction game with him over a cup of tea. Sherlock was rarely so cordial with Mycroft thus Mycroft was, not that he'd admit it, concerned that something was wrong. He realized he'd miscalculated greatly (again, he'd never admit that) when, only an hour later, a shouting match had ensued.

"Really? Obvious? You're bloody insane, Mycroft! That solution is simply not possible!" Sherlock yelled, dressing gown swishing dramatically as he waved about.

"Look at the facts little brother. We've eliminated the rest. And what do we say about what remains?" Mycroft attempted to bring his voice back down to it's normal, placating, patronizing tones.

"Must be the truth," Sherlock replied, hanging his head low as he finally came to rest on the couch. Mycroft briefly, and rather guiltily, pictured Sherlock as a whipped puppy tucking its tail between its legs. He hadn't intended to hurt his brother so, but the damage was done.

'Nothing worse than past fights,' Mycroft thought. 'He'll recover in a few hours.' He decided not to reconcile at the moment as that could quite easily be taken as caring. 'Sherlock knows I care about him, I just don't want to appear too soft,' Mycroft justified mentally.

"Very good, Sherlock," He said aloud. "I understand you couldn't see it my way today. Perhaps one day you'll be able to think clearly about things." Mycroft turned to walk away. "Perhaps once your brain recovers from your last overdose. Maybe then it will return to acceptable functionality."

'Why did I tack that last jab on?' Mycroft wondered. 'Perhaps I really am becoming too calloused.' He shrugged off the thoughts for the moment as he got in his usual black limousine for the ride home.

Back in 221B, Sherlock sat crying on the sofa for some time. Soft whimpers of "Myc" fell from his lips occasionally. Eventually, he fell asleep, although not a restful one.

"William! Come outside! It's a perfect day to explore!" Sherlock's mind palace had conjured up the memory he was trying so hard to forget. He saw everything so clearly though. Mycroft, still as proper as ever, yet this Mycroft was more free, more innocent. About 14 years old and just under 5' 7", Mycroft had already adopted most of the personality that would stick with him for the rest of his life. Sherlock was seeing his memory as though it was a movie he could walk through. He didn't see it from his 7 year old point of view. Rather, he watched on the sidelines. He looked around and found himself in the backyard of their childhood home. Mycroft was examining a particularly bright patch of flowers by the corner of the house. Some of them had been crushed, others torn up.

'The old tabby cat,' Sherlock remembered fondly. 'Mrs. O'Malley did always let that cat wander too much.'

"I'm coming, Mycie!" Sherlock heard behind him. Turning about he saw himself, right at 4' tall, running out of the house to join his brother.

"Tell me, William," Mycroft said. "How do you think these flowers were destroyed?"

"The old tabby cat, Mycie! That's easy! Find me something harder!" His 7 year old self exclaimed. Mycroft smiled approvingly and patted little Sherlock's shoulder.

'I can't seem to recall why he ever stopped calling me William,' Sherlock thought. Shaking his head in his dream, he chuckled silently. He knew he would remember, but his mind was attempting to fool him.

"Timothy Lexington," Mycroft called out, tossing a frisbee to young Sherlock. He caught it absently, brows drawn together in thought.

"Blond and blue, 19, 5' 9", science class, held back a year," Sherlock replied, throwing the disk back with a smug grin.

'The original deduction game!' Sherlock thought with an overwhelming feeling of nostalgia. Sitting on the grass, he settled in to watch.

Mycroft had gotten into the habit of having Sherlock deduce his classmates to the nth degree.

"Why was he held back?" Mycroft quizzed, returning the frisbee.

"Cheating," Sherlock replied, about to throw it back. "Wait," he paused. "Cheating and skipping class." With every throw, Mycroft would ask a question or name a person, and with every catch, Sherlock would answer.

"Samantha Hanshaw."

"Red and green, 17, 5' 5", fairly intelligent. Moved ahead 2 levels over the summer." Mycroft was just about to catch the returning disc when Sherlock added, "And she has a crush on you. She likes your intellect." Mycroft completely froze. The frisbee hit him squarely on the forehead, snapping him out of his trance. "Mycroft! Are you ok?" Sherlock yelled, all deductions forgotten.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Mycroft assured him. "Let's go up front." The two Holmes children ran around to the front yard and Sherlock hurried to catch up. As he was about the round the corner, he noticed a group of boys, about his younger self's age, bicycling down the road.

'Oh,' Sherlock remembered. 'This was it.'

"William! Want to come and play with us?" One boy yelled, coming to a stop in front of the house.

"Can I, Myc? Please?" The younger Holmes asked. Sherlock could see the love and care in Mycroft's eyes. But also the sadness.

"They're no good for you, Will," He whispered, kneeling down to his brother's level. The younger's face dropped, tears welling up in his eyes. Mycroft hesitated briefly, hoping with all his heart he was making the right decision and that his initial readings of those boys were false, and added, "But if you want so badly, I suppose an hour or so wouldn't hurt." Sherlock lit up and hugged his brother around the neck.

"Thanks, Mycie! I'll be good! I'll be back in 1 hour!" Sherlock then ran across their large front yard to the road to meet up with the other boys. Mycroft began to walk into the house when he heard yelling.

"Where's your bodyguard now, William? Think you can just use your brain to get out of this, William?" Mycroft's heart sank. Those scumbags were holding Sherlock down on the pavement, kicking him. "Freak! Weirdo!"

"Leave him alone!" Mycroft bellowed. Sherlock had been struggling, trying to get away from them, but there had simply been too many. The bullies quickly scattered, grabbing their bikes and running off. Mycroft pulled Sherlock onto the grass immediately.

"I'm sorry," Sherlock whimpered.

"No, no, William. You don't have to be-"

"Don't call me that!" He yelled. "Never again! If I'm to be a freak, I'll be named as such. Never call me by that name again. Call me Sherlock from now on." Sherlock's face had turned adamant, a preview of his future personality.

"But-"

"Please?" Sherlock begged, face softening once again. Mycroft silently nodded and pulled Sherlock in for a hug.

"Come on inside. Let's get you washed up and have some cake together, hm? Sounds good, Sherlock?" Mycroft asked, the name feeling strange on his tongue. He certainly did not think the name sounded freakish, nor was his brother a freak, but he would, at least for now, make his brother happy.

"Yes, please."

"And Sherlock?" Mycroft continued, pausing his steps. "I'll always love you and I'll always take care of you. I will never hurt you. Never forget that."

Sherlock woke up with a start, gasping and still sobbing a little. His face was sticky with half-dry tears.

"I will never hurt you." Those words echoed in Sherlock's mind. It seemed that these days all Mycroft had done was hurt Sherlock.

'Not that it was really his fault,' Sherlock thought. 'I'm really the cause of it all. Maybe if I could find a triple homicide I could finally make him proud.' Sherlock shook his head. He'd already solved those types of cases. He really didn't know what to do to make his brother happy. Turning over on the sofa, he looked to the abandoned mugs on the coffee table. No doubt, the contents were far past cold so Sherlock got up and took them to the sink. Hearing the door lock click, he readied himself for an intruder since no one else he knew should be coming in at this time of day.

"Sherlock?" He heard a voice call out.

'Mycroft?' Sherlock wondered. 'Why is he here?' Slowly, Sherlock walked out of the kitchen.

"What do you want?" He spat, unintentionally angry.

"I wanted to apologise. I'm sorry," Mycroft said, absolute sincerity showing on his face. Sherlock was surprised beyond words. Mycroft quickly took in his brother's appearance and realized he was responsible for it. Mycroft sighed lightly before continuing, "Lately all we've done is fight. That's not right for brothers. Even arch-nemesis brothers," He said with a smirk. Even Sherlock chuckled at that. Turning serious once again, Mycroft continued, "Please believe me when I say I'm sorry. I-" He paused for a moment, deciding he may not have another chance like this for a while. "I'll always love you, little brother, and I'll always take care of you. I will never intentionally hurt you. Never forget that. I may be harsh sometimes and say things I don't mean when I'm especially frustrated but I'll try to say 'I'm sorry' a bit more."

"I love you too, Mycie," Sherlock replied, hugging his brother tightly. Mycroft smiled fondly at the man who, at the moment, was burying his face in Mycroft's suit jacket. Mycroft hugged Sherlock back.

"I'll always care, William," His brother's name finally felt right again after all these years. "You're never a disadvantage."

"Neither are you, Myc," Sherlock replied with a smile. "But you know you're not allowed to call me that around anyone else. Not even Mummy and Daddy." Mycroft nodded. "Good. Now why don't we stop this emotional madness and finish what we started," Sherlock commanded. To the average person, it would seem Sherlock had gone back to normal. But Mycroft saw the glint in his eyes. "Chocolate cake with whipped icing?" Sherlock offered.

"Of course," Mycroft smiled, taking the plate and sitting again in the living room. "Cluedo?"

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