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I think Buck becoming a beekeeper after this would be hilarious actually. Like sure, the bees he faces are killer bees, stinging their was through half the population of Los Angeles and causing untold amounts of chaos, but I think he'd be like "🥺 but they were just following their instincts! People kept swatting at them and I'd sting someone that swatted me!" Anyways, after all that's done and the bees are safely collected and carted off to where they belong, Buck hops online and starts searching beehives and how to keep bees. He's still in his loft so he nominates Tommy and Eddie's backyards to be the Bee Lands (he argues bees will help cancel out Eddie's uncanny ability to kill every plant ever and Tommy's his boyfriend so he's gotta) and gets a couple of hives and a whole heap of honeybees delivered to both of their houses. It's a little difficult having split custody, especially considering the bee suits still give Eddie a nervous twitch, but Buck has the best time going over to each house and just chilling with the little guys, he initially doesn't want to take their honey but then does a bit more research and figures out a way to do it that's respectful and kind to the bees, and it becomes his favourite little hobby. He offers for the other members of the 118 to come over and look at the bees and see that they're really not so bad but for some reason no one really jumps at the offer.
#evan buckley#eddie diaz#tommy kinard#bucktommy#911 abc#911#beekeeper buck#he would truly have the best time#he'd name the queens#and probably try name all the bees but would give up pretty quickly
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imagine if regina realised she wanted kids like 18 years earlier and accidentally adopted emma swan. how fucking funny would that have been. she goes to ALL this effort to ruin snow's life and then ends up raising her daughter
#it would have worked. she wanted gretel all for herself. she could have defo realised sooner#ouat#once upon a time#emma swan#regina mills#emma: hey mum how come you look exactly the same in this photo from when you first adopted me to how you do now#regina: skincare routine#emma: no seriously you don't look much older than me#regina: don't think too hard about it it's fine#ofc hearing emma's name on the first night makes rumpelstiltskin wake up instantly#he'd end up staring at them through the bushes like how tf did this happen. what a turn of events#but also the curse ending because regina finds it within herself and learns to love and they break the curse naturally no conflict needed >#but also the absolute DRAMA this would cause in season 2 because like to the charmings!! the evil queen still won!!#anyway. it's late at night and i'm just in a silly goofy mood#no more nonsensical ramblings from me for today
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WxS Swan Lake
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#project sekai#project sekai colorful stage#hatsune miku colorful stage#proseka#prosekai#colorful stage#personally im thinking tsukasa as odette and rui as his prince#because duh im ruikasa shipper#i think nene and emu as two of the fairies who got turned into an animal would be fun#nene would be a canary because yes#and emu can be a bunny because why not :3#....harumichi can be rothbar or however the fuck you spell that fuckers name#i dunno who the fairy queen would be#maybe emu's sister hinata#and harumichi is just pissed because she helped toya escape and he's looking for him and decided to curse the enchanted forest#and it's inhabitants hoping that one day toya would return and#he'd also be trapped by the curse#but nooooo#some stupid loud blond boy had to show u-#wait a fucking minute#DID HE SAY TOYA?!#never mind he could be very useful#anyways#wxs swan lake wxs swan lake wxs swan lake wxs swan lake wxs swan lake#wonderlands x showtime#wxs
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Ladies and gentlemen, I now present you
Erik in drag
Yeah I know I can't draw but honestly I'm satisfied with the result. Specially because I designed this dress based on Red Death and this one here:
But anyway. Hope yall liked it (btw yes he is wearing a wig and has many scars for obvious reasons)
#the phantom of the opera#erik#art#fanart#poto#gothic literature#gaston leroux#drag queen#queer#pretty sure he'd choose the name Phantasma
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ever thought of how good jeno would be as ur sub? he'd be the prettiest, cutest puppy u could ever want, and with their tour, i keep on manifesting because of that damned choker around his neck, so a puppy sub sound just like it? whatcha say?
it... has literally been over a year... since you sent this... and I am so sorry... that I am only now answering...
but you're RIGHT ! this boy can be so subby pls he lives for praise and is so sensitive it's not even funny. do you remember when he said that some staff member at sm didn't wave back to him once and he still remembered it years after LMAO this boy is so, so, so soft and it totally reflects in sex. baby boy just wants to know he's doing a good job :(((( he just wants to make you feel good :(((( he would love a choker around his neck or some sort of article of clothing, accessory, etc. that shows he belongs to you. i imagine a choker in private, just you and him, but in public, he wears a necklace or ring with your initials so he always has a part of you wherever he goes. i can just imagine how he pounces on you after a show bc he's been hard and trying to cover his boner for like the last 1/3 of the concert. he's just begging you for release and so you're sat on the hotel bed while he grinds against your leg like a bitch in heat fr ! and since he did such a good job during the show, his reward ?? you sitting on his face. he could die a happy man between your thighs. he's moaning and whining so much that his throat is raw and has to lie to the members the next day at soundcheck about why his voice is so raspy- as if they didn't hear him all night long, begging for you to cum on his fingers, tongue, and cock again <3
#sub jeno nation rise#the sub jeno agenda you already know what's up !#again i'm sorry it took me literal ages to respond#oh my god#and you're so right queen#your brain- stunning#such a sexy brain indeed#switch jeno with him as the subbiest sub to ever sub#baby boy would be moved to tears with the way you ride him fr#he'd love that shit#overstimulated to the point he can't even remember his own name#he wouldn't want it any other way#sexygrass
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I might have a thing abt Endo being "kidnapped" or "sacrificed" or something similar
But abduction of persephone takiendo uwu
every so often we have to make new iterations of how this teenage girl got kidnapped
Child of the harvest Endo who literally grows up covered in laurels and paints murals of flowers across the earth with every step and masters talent as quick as he picks them up and the world adores him and the gods love him and he wants for nothing
Until a village nearby his meadow catches fire.
It's carnage and blood and death and Endo's never anything like it before. Everything's stained and charred and the pillar of fire from the burning temple that nearly reaches the heavens is the most terrifying, most beautiful thing Endo's ever seen, until the man that rises from the earth burns even brighter.
He's covered in it. The flame licks his clothes, his hair, the grass at his feet. He Is the flame. He doesn't look at Endo when he pops up next to him with a smile like the sun, doesn't look when one swing of an arm sends him flying
Endo pops up again in the dying embers of what's left, trailing new, hardier flowers sprouting from cracked ground.He keeps being halfway between actually helping and just getting in the way. He throws open doors he's already turned towards to help him account for the dead, and accidentally buries the surviving alive in wildflowers. They have to walk everywhere. Takiishi doesn't have horses dark as night, or a bloodred cloak, or an helmet painted in the screams of the damned. You seem like you should have a chariot, Endo says. Can I make you a chariot. Its a good thing he doesn't, he thinks, because takiishi already walks plenty fast, and when the grounds opens back as the last spark in the village dies out, Endo walks directly into hell
It's awfully empty, wholly unorganized, souls spanning the banks of huge rivers, parting as they walk past, miles of empty plain and souls either burning up or crumbling to dust still in line for the ferry takiishi looked like he couldnt care less about managing, so Endo starts rolling up his sleeve
By the next few months the underworld is near unrecognizable, bustling with flora and islands have shifted and the ferry works faster with each coin under the soul's tongue and every step endo takes covers the underworld in life
He grows fruit mainly, sugary sweet and hands them off eagerly when takiishi reaches for them, builds new exciting new things to keep him from being bored, trails after him in plain view of all his subjects till the souls and wraiths and shades lower heads to him him as well whenever they pass, fills the desolate kingdom with things takiishi likes
On the surface the gods are restless, searching endlessly for their golden boy, scouring the earth and the broken ground and demanding takiishi give him back, and takiishi hasnt even noticed he wasnt meant to still be there
you need to leave, takiishi says. damn, Endo says. Anyway I grew you these pomegranates they're really good do you want some
They have to drag Endo from his kingdom kicking and screaming and clawing futilely back into the unmoving ground and threatening to starve the world by refusing to make flowers bear fruit in turn taking out seeds and new plants and old flora drying out till the winds blew cold through empty branches (four months of winter) until takiishi asks for him back (he can't manage all that) and he's taking a running jump back into his arms
#was wonderinf what the switching up the names was for before going ! oh shit yayy bottom endo rules supreme#anyway honestly can't imagine endo getting like wholly kidnapped i feel like he'd gladly hop into a white van if he saw takiishi was drivin#augustanswers#queen of the underworld endo goes hard. type of guy to turn someone flirting with takiishi to mint#found the ask finally it was in my drafts i thought id deleted it on accident
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yo, respectfully, i don't understand why some of yall are so worried about jim and olu kissing other people?
we already got "see, we don't own each other" from lucius & pete in s1, the writers seem comfortable writing not-entirely-monogamous relationships. and like. they both clearly still have feelings for each other, i'm sure they'll be fine my dudes
#jim had every reason to assume they'd never see olu again when they hooked up with archie (that's her name right?)#and olu kind of thought he'd get stabbed if he didn't let zheng kiss him so there's that 💀💀💀#he mightve actually liked her? fr im not sure. but his feelings for jim were definitely stopping him from being 100% cool with what happene#maybe this post will age poorly and they'll end up being platonic besties by the end of the season but i don't think that's where it's goin#personally i really like that they're bffs first and foremost and they're just kinda clumsily figuring the rest of it out as they go#there's chemistry and romance and all that but they're not sure what to do with it and where the boundaries are#also side note crave refers to queen pirate lady as zheng in their episode summaries but when i googled her they always use her full name#in like. articles about the real person and stuff like that#so i don't know if just calling her zheng is. not correct lol. can someone tell me?#as far as im aware chinese names have different rules but i don't know what all of those rules are#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#our flag means death
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Time for another ramble.
This time, it's about Arjun, Prince of Bali. Some things that bothered me as an Indo.
Look, I know the show had long ended (with only 3 years of runtime and it has been 7 years since it had ended), but the show is surprisingly underwhelming, and I'm saying this as someone who used to watch some of the episodes that showed on TV (dubbed in Indo obv) when I was younger, and also as someone who's taken the time to watch the episodes in order or not.
Keep in mind, I'm not here to bash the show. I liked this show, because it's actually interesting if you actually took the time to enjoy it. It's just that my overanalyzing ass couldn't stfu, so that's why I'm whipping this up out of my ass. It's my job dawg- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Names
They lack Indo names. Like, ok. Aci and Ayu are there, and ig Wangi is also there. But like how their names are pronounced are butchered, especially the twins, they're so Americanized in terms of their name pronunciation.
Tanya is questionable cuz that's not even an Indo name. Tanya in Indo means question, and idk wtf came over the king and queen's head thinking naming their child Question is a good idea.
Everyone else had Hindi names.
I'd propose alternative names for Wangi and Tanya (personally, the name Wangi, wrongly pronounced or otherwise is weird, just saying-).
Funnily enough, I've searched up Balinese names, and I read names are supposed to be given depending on their birth order.
Meaning, if Arjun isn't name the way he is, his name could be Wayan due to being a firstborn child.
Tanya could be named Ni Luh, as a firstborn daughter. Yes, she's a second born, which also give her the option of Ni Made. Honestly it depends, it could be either of them, but my point still stands.
And for Wangi, I'd give her the name Bunga instead, meaning flower.
Lack of Indo Language Overall
Look, I know it's an Indian cartoon, but if you're going to put a set in other places other than India, might as well do proper research.
Like, I get it, Balinese is especially a difficult language, and I understand as a Javanese and Maduranese who doesn't understand squat of Java at the slightest.
But at the very least, you could use normal Indo. But then again, I think they'll butcher pronunciation regardless if they did or not, looking how they ruined Aci and Ayu's name.
All I'm saying is that, yes, although the overall language use is Hindi, at the very least, use some Indo words in there, even if it's just a little bit. Music, clothing, and architecture isn't the only thing that should be shown, our language, the local or the country-wide one should be represented as well. But I guess it's hard given that there's literally no Indo person in their team.
I get that Arjun and Tanya are biracial, and Hindi also had the right to be represented even if the setting isn't at India. But my point still stands.
Arjun's Lack of Hair Care
Listen, Arjun probably had the most flawless hair known to mankind, and I think he knows it, so that's why he's embracing it. But the point is, similar way of how Bheem's dhoti never got in the way of his fighting, Arjun's hair also never got in the way of training and fighting.
Realistically, he'd tie it up so his hair won't block his view. But god forbid that times of he did get his eyes blocked from view, it won't because of his hair, more like it's from other things like blowing leaves and flying papers.
I would personally love to see more of Arjun looking like this more.
That hairstyle is equally gorgeous as his free hair. He'd still look girly either way lmfao.
Khojo
Look, he deserve his own column due to reasons.
First and foremost; he's a ginger, so are his father. Having a hair color other than black and brown in Asia is rather unusual unless his father had like a foreign lineage. Not to mention they're weirdly pale as well. I have red on my hair naturally, but he's literally just straight up ginger dawg-
And what is this obsession over getting rid of Arjun so Khojo could become prince instead? Like, I get that Arjun is an heir, but isn't usually if the heir couldn't take over or just no more at all, shouldn't the other borns took over instead? If in the events Arjun is to be eliminated, Tanya would be successor instead. Why would a Minister's kid be appointed as prince instead? Like, I don't know if it works like in other countries (I'm not familiar with Indo royal hierarchy system, much less Bali), but just saying that appointing someone who's not even part of the family as an heir when there's clearly someone else other than the initial heir who could take over and is part of the family.
Take is from Bheem for example; sure, he's not royalty and not even part of the royal family. But he was appointed as a substitute king for a while because both the king and the princess are absent. Bheem is appointed to be king because he's trusted and can protect the kingdom just fine.
Khojo is different, and even if scenario plays in a similar manner but still differs; like if the king and queen ceased to exist anymore, Arjun would assume the throne from the get-go despite how still very young he is. If Arjun is also ceased to exist, Tanya would assume the throne. There's literally no place for Khojo at all, and even if Tanya is also gone, I don't think Khojo or even any of the Ministers are gonna assume the throne regardless, especially Khojo's father. Khojo's father literally once planned of Arjun and Zimmbu's kidnapping and tiger-napping all for the sake of getting his son to the seat of prince, yet that is literally not how it works. Who would even trust the throne to him dawg?? Arjun isn't the only child royalty in the family, Tanya is still there. If Arjun is killed after he got kidnapped, she'll assume to be heir right away.
Oh, and he's trying so hard for Tanya, even though she's not interested. He's so desperate for what?
Now I'm moving onto something I don't really wanna bitch off of, just wanted to point things out and maybe throw some scenarios here and there because I think it's neat.
Arjun As A Girl In Disguise
Tell me if you see this pic out of context, you'd tell me whether this kid is a girl or a boy;
Anyways, my point is, if you give him more feminine clothes and he wears it, 100% he'd be mistaken as a girl. And if situation requires it, he'd effortlessly lie that he is a girl, and no one will suspect shit.
He's not even just androgynous anymore, he's straight up feminine, and I liked it that not all men should all look broad and jacked. They could be feminine asf and still look badass.
Both Arjun and Tanya Represents Arjuna of Mahabarata
Now, what do I mean by that?
We all know Arjuna's personality. Arjun had the exact same personality as Arjuna (hence literally being a spinoff version of Arjuna himself). From enjoying attention, how girls fall for them, even as wielding the same weapons (bow and arrow). I think Arjun represents Arjuna in the warfare aspect.
And where do Tanya fit into this?
See, Tanya is more artistic; she danced and done more things in the arts compared to when she actually did anything relating with combat (mentioning the times she once did archery and another episode where broke into Arjun's room with Wangi to get his weapons to train while Arjun is away). Tanya represents Arjuna who were taught and enjoys dancing and music aspect during the exile.
Now I just want answers to my questions;
Who tf is Sankat? Ik he's also a prince, but I can't tell if he's related to Arjun in some way (I don't understand Hindi)
Why is Wangi even in the forest?
Why is Wangi blue?
That's probably all. If there's more I want to talk about, I'll add it in a reblog.
#arjun prince of bali#Kayetra Spade Queen#Kayetra Rambles#i went insane on this one you could tell#thinking of many scenarios of arjun wearing dresses and fooling everyone everywhere and rocking the dress overall#also thinking about modern au where arjun and tanya moved somewhere fkr studies cuz yes#found a description somewhere in TikTok that someone named Arjun is aiming to be a doctor#and that description came from the arjun prince of bali tag#ik that's prob a diff arjun altogether but it's quite a neat scenario where arjun secretly wanted to be a doctor#but couldn't because he'd feel guilty for his duties#live laugh love arjun in tied up hair#srs tho arjun with tied up hair looked so pretty omfg-#also saying if the show showcased more of the indo or Balinese language low-key arjun would throw some heavy insults with heavy accents
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Kingdom of Ash Chapter 24
"What is this place?" Manon asked Glennis as she found the crone polishing the handle of a gold-bound broom beside the fire. Two others lay on a cloak nearby. Menial work for the witch in charge of this camp.
"This is an ancient camp-one of the oldest we claim." Glennis's knobbed fingers flew over the broom handle. "Each of the seven Great Hearths has a fire here, as do many others." Indeed, there were far more than seven in the camp. "It was a gathering place for us after the war, and since then, it had become a place to usher in some of our younger witches to adulthood. It is a rite we've developed over the years—to send them into the deep wilds for a few weeks to hunt and survive with only their brooms and a knife. We remain here while they do so."
Manon asked quietly, "Do you know what our initiation rite is?"
Glennis's face tightened. "I do. We all do." Which hearth had the witch she'd killed at age sixteen belonged to?
"You're not a cold person."
He arched a brow. "Is that your professional opinion?"
Manon studied him. "You can descend to those levels when you are angry, when your friends are threatened. But you are not cold, not at heart. I've seen men who are, and you are not."
"Neither are you," he said a bit quietly.
The wrong thing to say.
Manon stiffened, her chin lifting. "I am one hundred seventeen years old," she said flatly. "I have spent the majority of that time killing. Don't convince yourself that the events of the past few months have erased that."
"Keep telling yourself that." He doubted anyone had ever spoken to her that baldly-relished that he now did, and kept his throat intact.
She snarled in his face. "You're a fool if you believe the fact that I am their queen wipes away the truth that I have killed scores of Crochans."
"That fact will always remain. It's how you make it count now that matters."
Make it count. Aelin had said as much back in those initial days after he'd been freed of the collar. He tried not to wonder whether the icy bite of Wyrdstone would soon clamp around his neck once more.
"I am not a softhearted Crochan. I will never be, even if I wear their crown of stars."
He'd heard the whispers about that crown amongst the Crochans this week-about whether it would be found at last. Rhiannon Crochan's crown of stars, stolen from her dying body by Baba Yellowlegs herself. Where it had gone after Aelin had killed the Matron, Dorian had not the faintest idea. If it had stayed with that strange carnival she'd traveled with, it could be anywhere. Could have been sold for quick coin.
Manon went on, "If that is what the Crochans expect me to become before they join in this war, then I will let them venture to Eyllwe tomorrow alone."
"Is it so bad, to care?" The gods knew he'd been struggling to do so himself.
"I don't know how to," she growled.
Ridiculous. An outright lie. Perhaps it was because of the high likelihood that he'd be collared again at Morath, perhaps it was because he was a king who'd left his kingdom in an enemy's grip, but Dorian found himself saying, "You do care. You know it, too. It's what makes you so damn scared of all this."
Her golden eyes raged, but she said nothing.
"Caring doesn't make you weak," he offered.
"Then why don't you heed your own advice?"
"I care." His temper rose to meet hers. And he decided to hell with it-decided to let go of that leash he'd put on himself. Let go of that restraint. "I care about more than I should. I even care about you."
Another wrong thing to say.
Manon stood—as high as the tent would allow. "Then you're a fool." She shoved on her boots and stomped into the frigid night.
I even care about you.
Manon scowled as she turned in her sleep, wedged between Asterin and Sorrel. Only hours remained until they were to move out—to head to Eyllwe and whatever force might be waiting to ally with the Crochans. And in need of help.
Caring doesn't make you weak.
The king was a fool. Little more than a boy.
What did he know of anything?
Still the words burrowed under her skin, her bones. Is it so bad, to care?
She didn't know. Didn't want to know.
#Chapter 24#Kingdom of Ash#Sarah J. Maas#Manon Blackbeak#no spoilers please#first read#read with me#read along#more notes and annotations in the tags spoilers for the chapter & priors#anyone else getting Ramaelle vibes#we fly with you. — the significance of that line#Dorian and Vesta dynamics lol I love it#It'd be a boon for his friends. If they could survive it would be enough.#the heart mothers and fire and witch queen + just manon being manon at her best allowed proving even to her like Asterin said etc#It was now a matter of convincing his magic to become like that shifter's power.#Be what you wish Cyrene had told him. Nothing. He wished to be nothing.#Your wyvern seems like more of a dog than anything. It was not an insult Manon reminded herself. The Crochans kept dogs as pets.#Adored them as humans did. His name is Abraxos Manon said. He is ... different. He and the blue one are mates.#her mom mode and then her and Asterin realizing lol#“For love. These beasts despite their dark master are capable of love.#Nonsense yet some kernel in her realized it to be true.#Hurry northward the wind sang day and night. Hurry Blackbeak.#say It took you long enough to figure it out.#Gods above she was beautiful. He wondered when it would stop feeling like a betrayal to think so.#but Dorian kept peering inward a kind of therapy I guess and ignoring the whisper presence which is also good#None of this could end well. For either of them.#I am not a softhearted Crochan. I will never be even if I wear their crown of stars.#I like the ice best… Narene and Abraxos sitting in a tree… so much foreshadowing… change and liar… damaris is real or not real… many things#When they awoke something sharp in his chest had dulled-just a fraction#What he'd opened up revealed to her. A sort of freedom that letting go.
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he's a strawberry ! :D - xoxo, angeliiix (u can call me saeyo if u want !) >:D
AHHHH HE'S SO CUTE!!!
Saeyo's such a lovely name! Love you so much baby!
And may I just say how gorgeous the entire aesthetic of your account is? It's everything I could ever want!!
#love you so much sweetheart#thank you for strawberry nemi#my life is whole now#didn't know i needed him as a fruit#i feel like he'd love himself a mango too#saeyo is genuinely such a pretty name to go by#i just use my real name like a dumbass#or i could just call myself a kebab#or “rani”#my daddy calls me a kebab#and my mummy calls me “rani” which means queen#but tysm for this today#my day has been brightened at 6am now
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@demonsfate asked- 🍎 Favorite fruit? favorite foods of the muse (accepting!)
"Apples." Well, that was quick! He lets the answer hang there for a moment before he realizes, oh right. He should probably clarify. "The uh... the red ones. Any of 'em, I guess."
#//way to specify there dude#//but yeah! he'd looove apples!#//he can't name the different types of them for the life of him but his favorite red apple is red delicious#//also a friend said that he'd really like those little apple bunnies and xe are so right about that#he's a killer queen... {ic}#why are you botherin' me? {answered memes}
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late night thoughtssss
emperor calling me princess
#💌.txt#👑.r#i mean#i feel like he'd call me that#along with my queen and other pet names#since i feel like#he'd think im worthy of both titles-#and him calling me princess has been on my mind a lot aaaa 👉🏼👈🏼#dont look at meeee/lh >_<
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thinking ab making a little story for the nimona movie for the sole purpose of characterising the movie ver of ambrosius as shittier & meaner. I miss him
#I want him to have chopped off his boyfriend's arm for career advancement!!! that's like the best thing about him#I think he should have explicitly considered subduing ballister without permanent injury. but then realised.#if he killed the queen's assassin he'd be a hero. hm. so he goes mid and chops off the arm nd almost kills him--#u know ????#I deserve it#Nimona#clarification: because he's like that in the book. not because I personally want to like sully his name. I just think he's neat
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animal familiars quiz tagged by @eorzeashan!
Tyr Deckard - Lynx
The Lynx is an animal familiar with incredibly sharp senses, observing the environment carefully and knowing the perfect time to pounce on prey. In the same way, you too are very observant of the world around you, and don’t let anything slip past you. Even if you aren’t exactly a human lie-detector (or maybe you are), you put your trust in your intuition and instincts. If you have that feeling that something seems seriously off in an environment, you always prepare yourself in case danger does arise.
A Lynx familiar protects their master by discerning liars, sharpening their senses, and detecting danger in the area.
This familiar represents: instinct, intuition, sensing danger, logical decisions, and planning ahead.
All very fitting things for my boy! Also I guess the universe is telling me I really need to get on Tyr adopting a cat akdfndsalkf;sdf. I’ve been low-key joking he’s going to find one in a Zakuulan alley and it’s going to finally be the thing that forces him to retire with @captainderyn for like... a few weeks now, I guess? Maybe a month?
Once I have a genuine name for it, its probably all over. @fatewalker-phoenix suggested Cat which like. Tyr would spend like three days in denial about being a new cat parent, but also don’t you dare move that cat off of his couch that’s the cat’s couch now, did the cat invite you?? Why does the cat keep purring at him? Lana, clear his schedule, he can’t make that meeting, his cat won’t move from his lap.
Theron and Lana are probably equal parts in awe that a cat is what finally makes him reorganize his time management priorities, but also, for the love of the Force, Tyr. A cat?
Anyway, hot blorbo lore aside, I am ready to become one with my pillow soon, so I might return to this tomorrow for other blorbos aaannnddd we’ll call that an open tag. If I put this in my drafts I WILL forget I did it.
#ch: tyr#tag games#i know what the cat looks like i just have no idea what he'd genuinely name her#he can't call her cat forever you know she deserves better she's a queen#tyr notorious cipher nine and his very tiny very precious russian blue-esque space cat#who purrs on his lap and makes him put aside his datapad for an impressively long series of hours otherwise unheard of
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candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.
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FL*SHING THEM AFTER AN ARGUEMENT
tsukishima kei, ushijima wakatoshi, oikawa tōru
Tsukishima Kei, your beloved fiance. You loved the man to death, you swear.. it's just that he's always been like this. All of the damn time. There was one time when you argued over dinner because someone didn't want to eat Italian. Seriously? How'd you even date this guy and later on accept a ring from him.
Just kidding, he has his cute moments. The man had prioritized you a lot during his college days. He must've fallen hard for you, huh? When he did get on one knee, you thought it was a prank. Nonetheless, you said yes— already being engaged for 4 months, too!
Back on topic, he's always been a cranky mother fucker and even more when he lose that volleyball match. You looked at him— in astonishment. This man had the audacity to even be too confident in a little fun of chess?
You couldn't even believe the audacity of him. He'd been laughing at your move on your black horse.. "Gee, just get one with it, babe..!" Another ridiculing sentence from him could've sparked a fire inside you. "Hah? Seriously, why'd you even do this rematch— when you clearly don't know chess."
Your eye must've twitched at that, you love him, and you swear to that on your life. But, seriously, he's getting on your last nerve. As he quickly moved his queen, grabbing your knight in the process. You moved another piece as he smiled. "Thank god, we don't do rematches in volleyball."
Your joke immediately made his smirk turn sour. As you chuckled to your own statement, your eyes glanced up to his. He immediately gave a disgusted face at you. "What, Tsuki?—" You tease, almost pinching his face as he has moved away from your hand.
"What is your problem..?" Now that made you raise an eyebrow. "My problem—?" He can't be serious right now. And that's how he ended up giving you the silent treatment, ending the chess match when it just started. You were utterly confused... even bewildered by his actions
Knowing your fiance won't crumble to a piece of you, you just quickly called out. "Kei?" He didn't even look at you.. oh, so that's how he was going to play. "Tsuki?" No budge, huh? The man had some nerves for ignoring his future wife. "Tsukishima Kei." Last call, he finally whipped his head to you.
Rolling your shirt up— his golden brown eyes dilated at the sight of your perky, wait, wait, this was cheating. "That's right, doofus.. I know you can't ignore them." You could totally hear the clogs in his brain working. Even bouncing them a bit— He quickly pulled your shirt down. "Hey—! what was that for??"
"You're in one hell of a ride, do that shit again. I dare you, baby."
How much aura did you gain after marrying the Ushijima Wakatoshi? You, the lovely wife, as ever.. had always been the cheeky one in the marriage. During one of his games, you'd literally chant his name out so loud. Maybe the whole stadium could hear you.
He'd be there happily, holding the ring chained around his neck. Giving you a small smile— You couldn't help but beam as you show off your ring finger too! Now that was months ago, your husband came home in a sour face after meeting his parents.
"Baby, how were your parents?" You asked him, quickly smiling as you cooked your signature curry. "Fine like usual." His deep voice caught you off guard as you felt a hand crept behind you. "Oh, so what did they—" "Can we not." You tilted your head.. "Sure.. okay." You compiled because who were you to say anything about that?
You looked at him as he ate, he felt your stare. "Yes, love?" The way your hand had been tapping on to counter.. like crazy. Lost in thought, you look up at him. "Toshi.. you know you can tell me anything?" Of course he knew that so he raised an eyebrow. "I know."
You were itching to know why he's so persistent on not telling you why.. he would usually just tell you at this point. But he seriously didn't want to talk about it, so he dismissed your concerns once again. "But babe.." You whined.. something in him just snapped.
"No, can you stop trying?" You huffed at his tone of language.. it was kind of your fault for being this nosy. So now here you were having a full blow argument. Were you petty? Definitely, a hundred percent. So when your husband had genuinely left you in the kitchen. You huffed—
Clearly, he needed a lot of space, huh? Shutting the bedroom door very tight— you wanted to go sleep there, but how? He had locked it from the inside. "Toshi..?" You called out. No answer. "Ushijima Wakatoshi!" You yelled out and finally the familiar 'click!' You finally let out a sigh and practically go in fast.
He's still on the bed, clearly trying to sleep. "Toshi..~" Your sweet velvety voice intoxicating him then sliding onto the bed— even straddling onto him. Still, the man laid bare, not even checking you out. You intentionally grind, trying to find the best friction. His hands finally with all of its glory wrapped around your hips.
"Look up." Your command might've sent a shudder on your poor husband. The blood pumping down to his familiar friend down there— oh how a vixen you were.. Seriously, he saw the way you held your shirt up. Those breasts out in the air just for him. "Mmm? Want it bad?"
"I swear, wife— you're always all talk and no action.."
That Argentinan volleyball player was taken by you! Who knew he had the hots for you. Tōru Oikawa, he had recently left Japan for Argentina.. then he met you. Somehow, you two clicked. Clearly, you only thought he was just getting into your pants but nope!
The infamous girlfriend of the volleyball player never really visited his games. Probably because your work always consumed your time. Tōru was beyond okay with that— of course he was. But after such a long tiring game, all he wanted to do was a date night with you. Sadly, you were still out at work.. in overtime. How could you not remember it at all? When you came home, his first response was immediate silence. Seriously nothing!!
"Tōru?" You called out in the shared apartment, finally slipping off your shoes. Stretching your arms wide as no response. "...Babe?" You called out once more. Absolutely nothing— you panicked, of course. Already running around to find him.That's when you spotted your sulky boyfriend, buried deep into the bed among all the plushies you have.
"Shit, babe.. did something happen at practice?" You asked him as he finally noticed your presence. An immediate huffed was heard, thanks to him. "Babe..? Baby..!!" You whined the petname, trying to uncover the blankets.
There he was, your lovely boyfriend. Tōru glared at you, those dark brown hues of his. "What's made you so sour..?" You asked him once more, trying to coerce him out of his moodiness. "I wonder why." He interrupted you, that made you raise an eyebrow. "Babe..."
You were utterly clueless, even when he avoided your touches. It suddenly clicked to you, a promise to him on for a date. You internally groan at that, "Shit, Tōru you know I didn't mean to forget.." Your hand itching to grasp his— yet he pulled away once again. "You always forget about me.." He whined into your shared pillows. "No I don't.. baby.. I'll make it up to you!!" You try to reason with him.
That's what got him to lash out at you. You did kind of deserve it— so here you are on the bed trying to get a sulky Tōru out of your shared bedroom once more. An idea popped into your head! "Tōru.. I have something to show you.." You found the man finally walk out of the bedroom. His disheveled appearance still looked way too good for your own eyes.
Your fingers found their way to your blouse— giving him a sweet smile. Only halfway through, you were damn thankful for picking a good bra for today. "Baby, I'm really sorry.." You whispered. And finally— your breasts were in full view of his sight. Nothing could have prepared you for the feral Tōru ravishing you!
The man was full on groping your breasts, even fiddling with those buds.. was he really that turned on? You couldn't believe you've let him play with you like this. On the tips of your heels— you needed more friction down there, too. So you whined at him, how your cunt needed his fingers too! And that's what he did, dipped them into your soaked panties.
"Fffuck— that's not fair, babe.. yknow your boobs and pussy are my weakness..!"
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