#he'd be so teasing

[daenysx]

thinking about sirius black with hair pulling kink i'm definitely gonna write about it (don't forget to check the tags!!)

[hellomayu]

desperation looks good on you 🖤

[rocky-deberry]

Hangman has an ass tattoo. You can't tell me I'm wrong about this

[cerise-on-top]

König Teasing Reader in His Dialect

I finally got around to writing for König being sappy with his S/O in his native tongue! Native dialect, in fact!! I'm not gonna include any translations for this one! And don't bother putting it in Google Translate either, it won't work :3c

“Du host so a liabes Gschau.”

A gentle twilight it was, the sky donning a beautiful coat of orange. With the few fluffy clouds floating by, you watched your boyfriend glow in the soft evening light. It was almost magical, the way the sun set behind the mountains, the way it created a halo of utmost pulchritude on König. He was a rough man, who found it within himself to be as gentle as one would never imagine. His hands were calloused, but the way he caressed your face made it seem as though he was a lover by nature. Although he may have killed more people than you have ever known in your lifetime, that fact barely came to mind when his voice would call for you. Strong his accent, yes, but with it came a sense of familiarity that you would get nowhere else. König was a beautiful man. If you could have, then you would have knelt in front of him, allowing him to tread his fingers through your locks. If you could have, you would have slung your arms around him, burying yourself in his warmth and scent. But alas, all that came to mind was confusion. What did he say this time?

“You know my German isn’t that good just yet. You gotta be patient with me. Can you translate?”

With a certain glimmer in his eyes, he smiled as he shook his head. “No, I’ll let you figure this one out. It would be boring if I translated everything for you.” But even so, he walked towards you, quiet as a cat, hunting for its prey. All there was to devour was you, unity through the purpose of consuming one another. He stood still in front of you, eyes almost hazy as he seemed a little unfocused. He was a hunter, but whenever you were around he laid his weapon to rest, craving your attention more than he felt the bloodlust. You calmed him more than any restful night ever could. Your touch was the remedy for his loneliness, his fear, his anger. And this time, it was his turn to repay you, gently running his thumb across your cheek.

“Du bist mei ois. Für di leib i. I bin dir so vü schuidig. Söbst wenn i dir die Wöd gebn darad, warads ned genug. Danke für ois. Bitte bleib bei mir so laung wies nur geht. Hah, i reid grod so vü Scheiße, aba des stört mi ned. Du mochst mi so fertig, aber i hob di so lieb. Eigentlich wuid i heite schiacha zu dir sein, oba i kauns afoch ned. I bin so verliebt in di.”

Should you feel angry at him? For all you knew he could have been cursing you worse than any string of English words ever could. And yet, his expression betrayed him. That gentle smile, that soft gaze, that tender touch. König let out a content sigh, placing his hands atop your shoulders. It was evident he wanted something, he wanted more, but all he could do was stare as love overtook every fiber of his being. In that moment, he wasn’t a hunter, he wasn’t a fighter, he wasn’t a soldier. If there was one thing he could call himself, it was yours. Your boyfriend, your partner, your loved one. It didn’t matter as long as it was in relation to you. He pulled you into a tight embrace. His pride was a wall made of steel, but you burned yourself through the metal and settled down in his heart. All you knew was that he was so much kinder towards you than he gave himself credit for.

“Love, I’ve got no idea what you’re saying.”

“Brauchst a ned. I wü afoch nur so mit dir bleibn. I mechat di für imma so hoitn. Du bist so liab. I hob so vü Scheiße im Militär durchgmocht, oba es wor’s ma ois wert wal i di kennanglernt hob. I darad ois no amoi so mochn. Bitte sei ma ned bes, oba i glab es is gscheita wennst ned wast, wos i grod sog. Du suist mi ned als schwochn Maun sehn. Oba nur damit du’s wast, es gibt kan Menschn auf dera Wöd, den i liaba hob als di. I hoff, dass ma ewig zaumbleibm kennan.”

“Are you being sappy right now?”

But the only response you got was him holding onto you as though you were a beautiful, fleeting memory. Wrapping your arms around him in return, you resigned yourself to your fate. He could so very easily snap you in half, and yet he chose to use his strength to make you feel protected. Indeed, König was a different man with you. You knew him as the anxious colonel that was still capable of leading people. Deadly precise, viciously efficient, always successful. And today he felt as giddy as a child watching its first rainbow, all because he was with you.

“Ich hab dich ganz doll lieb.”

Finally, some words you could understand.

“Love you too, König.”

[surreal-duck]

i'll give you better: midori insisting yuzuru starts calling him by his first name and yuzuru Struggling TM (established relationship ofc)

anon did you teleport into my brain because i actually do think about that constantly. yuzuru fighting for his life

as well as

[captainhysunstuff]

22 more images (with some saucy shenanigans and immature "seduction" tactics towards the end) below the cut:

Ryuk makes his grand return and is brought up to speed with Light and L's immoral union. The date seems pretty successful~.

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[hisui-dreamer]

going hiking with jade but you have low stamina so you give it your best shot but there's no way you're keeping up with the mountain lovers club president hiking veteran that he is

so at one poin you'll lean into him, cuddling into his shoulder before looking up to stare at him with your best puppy dog eyes

"jadeee... i'm tired... carry me?" (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

he smiles endearingly at your antics, and the next thing you know, he's carrying you bridal style with his arms firmly on you

he doesn't mind if you'd whine and ask him to carry you more in the future. he quite enjoys being this close to you, and being so close to you face lets him see all the little details that he's grown ever so fond of, admiring your reactions closely as he explains what sort of fungi you're looking for

and of course, it's also the perfect position for him to steal a kiss ;)

[farshootergotme]

For anyone who plans on writing a de-aged Robin fic, please please please let him say "Holy...!". It's a classic, it's iconic and it never gets old.

[puppetmaster13u]

Gosh I am so tempted to write a lil spinoff crossover between my cryptid batfam story and ATLA. Like you cannot tell me Bruce wouldn't adopt the banished fire prince if he got even the smallest of chances.

Angry traumatized vigilante child? Who gets mistaken for a spirit and creature which is this world's versions of gods and cryptids? He would snatch him up in an instant.

[misc-obeyme]

Feel free to ignore if it's not a comfortable subject Remember that chapter when Solomon makes trials for mc and the first one is to keep tiny lucy safe I have a big chest and everything that is small and I am too lazy to put away in a pocket/bag goes in my bra Like lighter or cash Sometimes when there were smaller phones, the phone as well So my first instinct reading that chapter was... Put lucy in bra... Don't think he will be unhappy or even too visible from there Problem solved

OMG anon I LOVE this!!

I'm just imagining tiny lil Luci tucked in your cleavage, blushing like crazy and trying to act like he's still cool when he is totally not cool.

He's happy, but he's flustered about it lol.

Of course, if you tuck him in and he's not visible, I could see him being lulled to sleep. You're probably soft and warm, how's he gonna keep himself awake under such conditions? I know this isn't Belphie we're talking about, but I dunno it sounds like perfect sleep conditions to me. Or you might end up with backseat!driver Lucifer - his voice just randomly issuing from your chest like no, MC don't do that. Or maybe go left here, MC. And anyone around who doesn't know what's going on is just ??? lol.

Solomon awards you that star right then and there because what an innovative way of protecting tiny Lucifer.

Truly a fabulous idea, anon, 10/10 no notes.

[poirott]

Hercule Poirot and Ariadne Oliver

Kenneth Branagh and Tina Fey | A HAUNTING IN VENICE (2023) David Suchet and Zoë Wanamaker | AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT 10x02 "Cards on the Table" (2006)

"Yes, I shall be at home all this evening. Does that mean that I may have the pleasure of a visit from you?" "It's very nice of you to put it that way," said Mrs. Oliver. "I don't know that it will be such a pleasure." "It is always a pleasure to see you, chère Madame." - Agatha Christie, Elephants Can Remember

[mncxbe]

imagine dazai wearing grey sweatpants because he knows it gets you turned on............

nonnie the things you do to me😳

dazai saw the whole wearing grey sweatpants trend on the internet and decided to test it out on you. he thought it'd be funny, a silly thing to see your reaction but he didn't expect you to ogle at his dick like that. he can see you the way you rub your thighs together when you mumble a "you look good 'zai" and he absolutely loves it.

from then on he starts wearing that pair around the house all the time just to tease you. and it works, because you literally can't take your eyes off of him. the way the wristband hangs low on his narrow hips, showing just a bit of his happy trail has your mouth watering.

bonus!! he loves it when you decide to tease him as payback, making out with him and grinding on his lap until he's cumming in his pants. and damn doesn't it feel rewarding to watch the light fabric of his sweatpants dampen from arousal.

[dylanconrique]

remember when titus said he imagined jackson finding out about tim and lucy dating after waking up in the morning to find tim standing shirtless in their kitchen making coffee?? why couldn't we have had that????

[estarion]

his BITE is reserved for: his lover, his marks ( animal ) !! i've mentioned it many times over ( 💤 ) and, while may seem prudish, let it be known that astarion takes much pride in being capable of hunting his own 'meals'. he doesn't look to friends for sustenance. he also doesn't want pity about his condition. he is independent. he keeps a special flask on him with reserves from his latest kill ♥

[deuce-t-agere]

Um uh Tiny Logan and Tiny Sabertooth play fights ? Since um I watched Wolverine origins I can't helpbbut think of them playfighting and stuff ...Victor being a good big brother to his baby brother <3

Gods Yes!!!

I’m such a sucker for good sibling relationships especially when it’s not the best in canon

Victor would take it easy on his baby brother while they play fight and let him win, no one else gets that privilege, he’s very competitive with everyone else.

And he’s strong enough that he’d be one of the few people who could carry baby Logan around.

They’d be the most chaotic little brother duo!

[teamdilf]

BioWare, please let Rook canonically refer to Solas as "Wolfy" at least once in-game. Please, please, please.