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Ominis is literally fave and bae <3
#such a nice little dude i love he#love that he has common sense#love that he has some sense of moral#which seems to be unusual in this stupid universe so I'll take it#protect this boy and send S***ow to azkaban where he belongs#ominis gaunt#ominis#fanart#fan art#hogwarts legacy#ominis gaunt art#crucio#curse#my art#inquisitorcastellanos art
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why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes
#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself#but oh my godddddd#''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT#WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING#LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN#OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP#THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW#WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?????????#''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important#characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work#this is totally plausible#''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD#HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT''#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#sorry this is making me go insane a little bit.#adventure time#fionna and cake#every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the#mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again.#as a thing* that could have happened
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in any human GerIta AU, DA ONLY WAY I can think of these two meeting is in central Berlin, early December, around 23pm on a Wednesday or Thursday…. Feliciano is on his way home from having a glass of wine with his friends at a bar, he’s in a good mood and despite the cold he’s wearing his long winter coat unbuttoned… he’s swaying on the sidewalk and suddenly slips and falls, despite the circumstances rather gracefully. Ludwig, the stranger closest to Feliciano, decides to step in and help the guy, simply bc Ludwig is a nice man and not at all bc Feliciano is hawt and sexy and looks like his wet dreams from high school (and also NOT AT ALL. bc Ludwig’s brain has been conditioned into thinking he only has value when serving others). Anyway, despite Ludwig’s help, Feliciano CANNOT get his balance locked in and keeps slipping in Ludwig’s arms, despite Ludwig having a literal iron grip on him ……. alas Feliciano ends up piggy back riding Ludwig, across frosty cobblestone streets lit up by Christmas lights strung between buildings where the windowsills r covered with snow and decorated with greenery ……. n the night is deep and blue and LOVE is in da air …… and from a bar, half empty save the middle aged regulars, u can hear smooth jazz as Feliciano drunkenly points out the directions of his apartment. Anyway this works for literally almost all time periods and I will NOT take any criticism . Talk to the hand this is how they meet as humans
#and Feliciano is like: bet u want my number huh when Ludwig’s drops him off#but in like a teasing n flirty way#n Ludwig wasn’t in for it for the number but HEY if the hot dude is offering why not#so Ludwig very shyly just: s-sure >\\\\\<‘ and Feliciano is like: HM… IDKKK I just met youuu#n plays coy only to toy with Ludwig n Ludwig falls for it#AT LAST THO Ludwig leaves with felicianos number and he’s so giddy about it#goes home and lays on his bed and kicks his feet while texting: the ride home was alright?#or no Ludwig would NEVER text first he’s a pussy#it’s Feliciano who was like: next time I’d like another sort of ride#or something balh blah sex joke obligatory nympho Feliciano moment#first headcanon post forever I’ve forgotten da format sorry if this is so incoherent lol#GerIta#I am locking in for this u need to get my vision of that cozy snow weather … the little lights everywhere ….. the Christmas decoration in#shops#DO YOU GET IT ?!?!?
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gamers... we've got a problem. and by 'we', I mean 'me'
#ash rambles 💚#so um. theres this character#very bad guy. kind of easy on the eyes. but still horrible. and for a very long time he's been popping up in my feed on every social media#that i have. and i was like 'wtf dude leave me alone'#and i said that i would NEVER fall for him because he is annoying and a genuinely bad persona#*person#and yet... why have i been... thinking about kissing him...?#he's gonna show up in the next y.akuza game and I'm a little scared to start#ive said that I'd NEVER fall for him. that I'd sooner punch myself than fall for him.#hopefully it'll just be attraction... him and an s/i would both be unattached adults.. I'm fine with things staying just physical#i think I'd die of embarrassment if i actually fell for him..#I'm not gonna fall for him....#i just keep thinking about pinning him down and making out and biting his neck and leaving plenty of marks#but. um. surely that means nothing......#this is bad... I'm not gonna fall for him. I'm not. i swear. nope. i refuse. please...#um. if you guys wanna guess... he's a y.akuza 3 character.#god I'm so embarrassed#actually. no. nothing to be embarrassed about because i DONT LIKE HIM#I'm not gonna fall for him! he's horrible!!!!!!#one night and thats it!!!!#stupid idiot guy taking over my thoughts... grrr...#you were beautiful 💸
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im going to be so annoying all week
#agghagahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HYYESAAHHHH#★ arin rambles#BRO BRO PLEASLE#PELASE#my apology for everyone. I have to make it now . Sorry. If youre following me destroy that notif button you dont wanna hear how worse i will#get#actually no just Unfollow entirely#ITS THE ADHD#PLEASE. HE IS SO . COOL. his trailer is so awesome IVE REWATECHED IT 3 TIME SNOW.#I LOVE HIMMMMMMM SO MUCHHHHH#I LOVE HIM SO BAD I JUST ADORE HIM PLEASE#HES SO PRETTY. JAW DROPPING. ICONIC. LIFE CHANGING. THE TEARS IN MY EYES. GENUINELY SOBBING RITHT NOW IT S SO OVER#aventurine likers hold me. Nobody understands. Everyone is scared of me im too crazy#actually its everything wrong with me . Hes ruining my life#i dont struggle as an aventurine liker i actually excel at this its my full rime job now#‘9 to 5’ no i work 9 to 9. Every hour is dedicated to him#im glad uguys agree with me thannk uou i was starting to think i was a freak#Well i am but im glad someone else agrees hes cool#Hes so pretty im so happy#I CAMT WAIT RILL WENDENSDAY PLEASE IM GONNA FREAKIFN BLOW UP#I LOVE AVENTURINE. I LOVE AVETURINE.#i get so happy when i see him i get a little violent its unsettling .#like im like shaking my hands and jumping around my room and then u blink and im bashing my head against the floor#its carpet. Im ok. But like not but i am#DUDE. I LOVE. THIS GUY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM#i needto. Just. Okay brb gonna watch ir like 20 more times ill see u guys next year im going into a Aventurine induced coma#this makes me realize people read my tags. Oh dear. Sorry everypony#i apologize for my behavior. I will get so much scarier.#HES SO COOL. HES ACTYALLU SO COOL. LIKE HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO COOL.#oh god OH LORERDRDRDDDDDDD WHEN I GET YOU BOY WHEN I FIND YOU. WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT I WILL GET YOU.
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alistair has like 20 pixels put together and his hair makes him look like a doofus but why's he kinda... 😗✌️
#chelle.txt#dao: inhye#idk morrigan is right he's kind of annoying but like. i cant leave him 😔✌️#i love saying 'my family died' whenever a companion asks how im doing LMFAO#like idk man inhye doesnt rly care about this whole grey warden business she just wants to kill the dude who overthrew her dad tbh 🙄✋#i am progressing so slowly but we picked up leliana and sten :'D#i have an archer now thank God 😭🙏#inhye and alistair are just shield bashing bam bam bam#morrigan... idk i liked that other circle mage we briefly picked up for the tower of ishal#he had that awesome fire cone spell#i need more AOE 👁️👁️🫴#i think i might prefer this turn-based-adjacent combat style to da4's spam clicking haha 🤔#but it is a little tedious LOL
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my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:
#in other news… wORK IS OVER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#man. i’m s o tired. i can’t believe i survived almost 2 whole years at this job…#huh. come to think of it… i started tling idol sengen before i even got this job lol. and i’m only 3/5 of the way through it…#can’t believe the idol sengen grind->hiatus->grind(?) outlives my time at [withheld] company…#i did end up spending a cool 20 mins cleaning out my work locker though. i found so many treasures i didn’t even know i had in there#like. there was an unopened 3-pack of wet tissues a n d an unopened box of pens that i don’t recall buying#and ofc the 3 random sponges i ‘liberated’ from the lab. don’t tell my boss lmao#w a i t now that i think about it i should’ve taken at least 1 vial of (allegedly) carcinogenic sand for the memories. dammit.#oh well. what’s done is done i suppose. i did receive way more chocolate than i could ever eat though…#y. yeah. i guess i’ll miss my coworkers (a little). they were fun to annoy every day. except for the new guy bc i don’t like him at all lol#i have never met someone who lacked as much common sense as he. i think he’s gonna get canned before he’s able to resign on his own terms#dude could be spoonfed through every single step of the testing process and *still* mess up somewhere smh#but no. this isn’t about him. even though he is the final straw that led to my decision to resign#hm. looking back on it now. i think i was pretty good at my job for the most part when it came to the things i could do#or maybe i was too good at it. like. to the point where even more experienced analysts were coming to me in search of help#prolly gonna miss being one of the very best (out of like a grand total of 10 people at the lab) at doing ftir-related tests#ehehehehehehe i wonder if that workstation will continue to stay as organised as it is now that i’m gone#a n d i wonder what my coworkers will do now that they can’t ask me for ms excel help for the smallest of things lol#sometimes i just wanna tell them to g o g o o g l e i t ! ! ! when they call me over for it. but alas.#can’t believe these guys know how to use c h a t g p t and not ms excel (despite having it on their resume) smh#omg wow this got long and incoherent sorry guys i think i need some sleep lol. idol sengen next week..#…maybe…? no promises though!!!!!
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aheem aheem
Post-phantom! Winslow... AU where he lives and manages to get his revenge on the Paradise and Swan or something . And claims rights to his cantata.
Realistically I imagine he wasn't the wealthiest man to begin with so it likely took him a while before he was able to get therapy and surgery to remove the ink in his scar of the Death Records logo the record press left on him, and for his voice. Unfortunately, having left it unattended for so long has caused irreparable damage to his vocal cords- so he has to live with a voicebox/voice amplifier.
Also I would like to clarify here that his weight gain is a POSITIVE change. He's taking care of himself and indulges in eating/overall just enjoying himself more than overworking himself over his songs !!!!
#Plus in this au it's been a LONG time. Like. A decade or so#I'm basing his age off William Finley's actual age in 1974 which is 34 so... Winslow would be in his mid 40's.#Dude's old he's allowed to have a little chub <3#phantom of the paradise#winslow leach#my art
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Sometimes I feel so left behind? My friends are in relationships or starting to date, and here I am, in love with a married man old enough to be my father. They're experiencing all kinds of firsts, and I've never even held hands with a guy.
#just caught up with my best friend of 8 ish years and she has a boyfriend now#I'm so extremely happy for her and she really likes him and he seems to really like her#but it's kind of messing with my head a little bit?#she's always been soooo against romance of any kind#while I was constantly crushing on someone she never liked anyone and thought me gushing over boys was gross#and she got a boyfriend first#I know that's probably such a horrible thing to feel and say#and I've tried to not feel it#but I cant#I guess I'm a little bit jealous but also not really? because I don't actually want a boyfriend I just like the idea of one#I'd go out with S in a heartbeat but he's not a realistic option for me#and I guess it really sucks because all the things that make me nervous about a relationship with anyone else like#kissing or sleeping together or just *being* together#don't make me nervous when I think about doing those things with him#like 100% realistically if he wasn't married and he kissed me I wouldn't freak out like I would if a dude my age did#I don't know what the FUCK this says about me but#anyways#male teacher crush#teacher and student#teacher crush#teacher crush community#male teacher x female student#teacher x student#male tc#teacher cc#s#teacher confessions#teacher crush blog#teacher crush confessions#male teacher
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I don't normally purchase things for myself, especially unnecessary things like character keychains but...I Love Him & since he's a blindbag rarity it'd probably cost me a lot more to find him the normal way (buying until you manage to get him by luck) esp since no store that sells these JoJo blindbags will ship to me....so $17 bucks for an $8 dollar lil' plastic man off Ebay it is
#I live in a small ass town with no nearby Hot Topics or Gamestops & I don't drive nor would I drive an hour + 1/2 to go hunting#Last time I was in the city I got the only two blind bags left in one of the Gamestops & I was SUPER lucky to get his Stand#I also got a Sex Pistol! Would've preferred my absolute dude Norangea or his airplane but you can't win 'em all I suppose!#Still feel stupid for spending so much but I'm trying to justify it by adding 8's. Two blindbags = 14. I could've spent more via lottery#It doesn't help that he has SO VERY LITTLE merch outside Japan
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happy one year of rob posting
#fun fact i got attached to rob BEFORE arsenal 😭#i didn't watch my first arsenal game with s until october#he's my little guy. my blueberry muffin. my favorite dude#chatter#s tag
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dude my family has GOT to acknowledge their problems. if you get into an argument and then pretend it never happened it‘s not making SHIT better. im so sick of this
#felix babbles#MY DAD IS THE PROBLEM#he needs to acknowledge that NOBODY gives a fuck that he‘s an adult. you still can be wrong. you ARE wrong. a Lot.#the things he‘s said. jesus#he‘s not even a bad guy#he‘s a nice person. he‘s certainly not abusive and cares for us#but he does do some very fucked up shit and for some reason im never allowed to address it or i get in trouble#shock of the century: ur kid didnt really like it when you said [specific minority] doesnt care as much about their education not because t#ats how they were raised or they have more important things or Nope. because theyre in that minority. or that‘s at least what he made it so#nd like. and countless other things#also you cannot just say „i dont do this thing anymore so you cant be mad at me“ DUDE ARE YOU JOKING RN. i literally flinch when someone ge#s close to me. and i refuse to even walk by you when you’re mad. because you taught me when iwas little that i might get fucking hit#and he doesnt do that anymore. which is awesome. and im glad. but he didnt apologise. and if he did it wasnt enough if i dont remember it#im still. scared of him. and it‘s fucked up that im not allowed to be#swagever. at least that ddint happen today#vent#anyway
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Im awake again and i'm still feeling emboldened so fuck it. Posting my Postal 1 self insert, Buck
He works at a local record and CD store Dude frequents, having moved out of his hometown after a pretty bad break up and now looking to find something to keep his brain occupied from the admittedly impulsive decision. To keep with the more simple designs in Postal 1 (cause they had tiny models to work with) he just wears a black shirt, brown belt, some rolled up jeans (the fun of being short as hell), and a pair of black snow boots. Additional accessories for the art being a beaded bracelet and the lanyard he keeps his keys on. (Cause he kept. Losing the ones that didn't come on one)
He met Dude on his first day at work cause his other coworkers didn't want to deal with his 'weird' behavior, so he got sent to approach him instead and the two got along surprisingly well. They're kind of a "Opposites attract when you first see them but they're actually pretty alike" cause Buck is good at masking his anxiety but the two are able to bond over their sense of looming fear and trying to cope with that. He also tends to flatter and bump up Dude a lot, kind of sensing he doesn't have much self worth and wanting to make him feel appreciated.
(Also written out text below because my hand writing is bad </3 plus a bonus "the artists i think he listens to")
Postal 1 vision
Sometimes grows his hair out.
Coworkers sent him to talk to Dude cause they didn't want to / They actually got along well / Like 4'9" - 5'0"
From up north, not used to heat :( / Got locked out of work (again)
Also paranoia prone, just better at hiding it.
(sadly some of my favorites are post 97 but we make it work-)
#postal#postal dude#postal 1#self insert#self shipping#ive been brewing on him for a while as well as other s/i ideas but i like this one most#relating to the dating headcanons i gave. he absolutely smothers dude in pet names from cute to disgustingly sweet#hes also emotional just much more externally. theyre both very gay together <3#thinking about my silly little dude and my silly little version of myself kissing#and of course. he is bisexual and transgender. Dude may have thought he was a very punk chick but no hes a guy#and dude gets a fun 'oh. wait hold on im gonna go home and google something.' 'what is. liking guys. and girls called.'#also if you can see ive been trying very hard to learn how to draw concept art based p1 dude hes my fave <3<3<3#im mapping out this mfs face shape. how to draw his hair and goatee. realizing he is stupidly beefy actually
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You're lost in a world of funhouse mirrors Twisted for eternity Bending light in a way that shows Refraction of hipocricy Whimsical, dear, your lies are clear Now, who the hell would've ever guessed?
#michael shelley#michael distortion#michael tma#michael has my entire heart#funky little dude#i just wanna give it a hug#even though he would probably kill me#lil worm on a string on his pants because Y E S#the spiral#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#fanart#my art#digital art#medibang paint#xppen
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//... Sal be damned I wanna write S.amurai J.ack now >:| /aff
#🛳 | outside the ship / ooc#📱 | stuck in my datapad / mobile posting#[ seeing J.ohnny B.ravo reminded me of that One Ship(tm) and I'm just. I think he deserves nice bf(s) as a little treat]#[ BUT ALSO BCS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND. I wanted to test the dude ever out ]
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have y’all been streaming kimikawaii~~?
#silly little edit from a few days back that i made while skipping a dinner with the extended family lmao#the rest of the mona cds (aside from the one in her hands) s t a y e d in bc fansa shichauzo yk#i miss mona… i w a s thinking about tling at least a few pages of idol sengen tomorrow (since it’s a holiday)#then i received the handover (of job tasks) that im apparently supposed to do on friday and. lol. byebye idol sengen…#man. im not even formally trained for like half of friday’s tasks… but o h w e l l.#as an aside: im not so secretly envious of the dude who joined at the same time as me. he seems to be vibing pretty well over ‘ere.#he even said that working is ‘like being in a school lab’ with the furnace being the most dangerous thing he has to use#but if this guy’s having so much fun w h y do i have to handle concentrated acids every day???? aaaaaaaa this isnt fairrrr#though. here’s a psa for all ye acid handlers out there: always make sure the exhaust of your fumehood/fume cupboard is switched on#aka ‘i thought that id be fine using the fumehood with the exhaust off bc i was just gonna pour 2 acids. then i saw the fumes.’#i dont think i’ll forget the sight of the white vapours wafting off my concentrated hydrochloric acid for at least 3 days…#um. well. that’s enough about work tales™️. anyway!!!! stream kimikawaii!!!!!#so glad kimikawaii mv dropped last week frrr it saved my life (exaggeration)#i even recalled my childhood friend(?) of sorts thanks to it even though i haven’t thought about him in years… wonder how he’s doing though…#aaaaand yup. that’s it from me~~~~ stream kimikawaii and manifest ckun mv for soon™️!!!! that’s all gn guys~~~~
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