#he’s tooootally fine

[quackysmackk]

Uhhhh- My man are you okay-?

Did- did someone hurt you? Do you need a pat on the shoulder? Someone to talk to?

(This is both hilarious and sad because why is curled up into a ball crying on the floor? 💀)

He’s fine.

Everything’s fine.

It’s not like his apprentice got sent to the hospital or anything.

[cosmic-ships]

[Is vibrating at the frequency to shatter glass]

I didn't watch an edit I watched a clip A SINGLE clip!

It's fine. I'm fine! aha I am SOOOO Fiiiineeeeeeee! he's sooo fiiinee

I mean w h u t ?

[evilminji]

Oh... my god? Ghost Reporters.

Imagine it. Their office is in the Zone. They literally FEED of hunting for The Next Big Scoop! And Revealing The Truth! Every honest reporter that got silenced for getting a little too close to the facts. The bloody, beating, heart of societies underbelly.

Every Lois Lane that had no Kryptonian to stop some rich and powerful jackals putting them in the ground.

Well Death sure didn't stop THEM! They STILL want answers! But now they have co-wokers. Oh~ and SUPERPOWERS! And best part?

The newly appointed KING is going too and from the living world. That must mean it's okay now, RIGHT? Your majesty? You're not a RAGING HYPOCRITE, aaaaare you? :) 🎤

And... look. Danny knows full well what these piranhas are up too. He's not stupid. But Madeline Fenton raised a lot of things. Fool? Not one of um. That a LOT of reporters with sharp, sharp teeth and bloodlust in their eyes. He wants to half-live.

He compromises. Illusion of control and all that. Yeah, yeah, they all tooootally respect his authority etc. Give them Them Scoop! He, wisely, gets the fuck out of the way. Whoosh! Off they go!

Thats.... probably gonna be a problem. *siiiiiips his morning coffee* But it's not HIS problem. Not right now.

And? Suddenly all these politicians and business leaders are getting fucking AMBUSHED. Oh? You thought you'd get soft ball "aren't I a man of the people. Buy oil!" Bullshit questions? HA! Where were you on June 27th, 1978, at-

And "according to YOUR words, exact quote as follows-"

Just? They BEAT the leader with the STICK. "Oh but you'll lose access". They'd love to see HOW! They can go through WALLS! Answer the question, coward. "Your gonna make powerful enemies!" Oh nooooo, what are they gonna DO?

Shoot us TWICE?

Hey Mr. Family Values! How's the three mistresses your wife doesn't know about?? "No comment"? That's fine. We already have THEIRS. >:D Good luck with your upcoming election!

And like? As newspapers are shutting down and turning clickbait all across the country? This ONE(1) tiny, middle of nowhere town? Somehow has a horrid, horrid, ARMY of Satan's own Reporters. All apparently willing to die for the News. Throwing themselves at dictators and Supervillians alike.

"We see no God here but the Truth" is literally their papers MOTTO.

The damn thing is basicly a BRICK. You get a paperback of news. Entire planet AND THEN SOME. How?! How are they reporting, IN DETAIL, on the break down of talks between two planets 16 galaxies over? Hal says it's accurate. But what Earth paper would even HAVE that information?

And?? The whole town treats this as normal? There are human children, complaining about the weight of papers, because it makes their paper routes a pain in the ass. Soccer moms discussing alien celebrity drama. Farmers muttering over foreign unrest and how it will impact their corn harvest.

Fucking Lex Luthor, clearly deciding to roll with it, coming to sign himself up for a paper. Gaining a new life long Nemesis upon meeting Vladimir Master, whom he decides is both hot and unbearable. Someone is heard shouting "oh god, there's TWO OF THEM!"

And?? Look. Clark isn't MAD. Or JEALOUS. Nor is he in a secret Reporting War with Jerry from the Amity Chronicle. Because that would be petty and childish. He's just SAYING, maybe they should check the place out!

Maybe Jerry is a DICK and deserves it, is all. (Lois stop laughing.)

@hypewinter @hdgnj @ailithnight

[robin374]

Hiii!!! It's my first time making a request, so I'm kinda nervous :'D

If you don't mind, could you please write some hcs for Alastor x S/o who's very tactile? Like, they respect his boundaries and ask at first whenever they want to touch him and fine with being denied, but just generally very tactile (tooootally not self-projecting). As far as I know, Alastor doesn't like touch much, so I'm pretty curious how that would work out. Thanks in advance <3

"𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱?" "𝔄 𝔥𝔲𝔤." "𝔊𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰... 𝔇𝔬 𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫."

Character: Alastor

Notes: I'm back from the grave.

The very fisrt days of the relationship he was a bit unconfortable with physical touch. Yes, there were the usual kisses on the hand and subtle touches on you back, but nothing more than that.

So he was very surprised when you tried to hug him. It happened quickly, you went to hug him with a smile but he he stepped to the side to avoid you. You looked at him surprised and bit sad, but when you noticed his subtle but uncomfortable smile you understood his boundaries.

Since that day, you're always asking him if you can hold his hand, hug him or even pat his shoulder. He sometimes feels like an artifact that has a "Do not touch" sign on it, he still doesn't know if that's a good thing or not. However, as the time passes by he will be less hesitant on letting you touch him, beacause he will start to trust you.

Also, he even craves for your touch sometimes. However, he waits until you two are alone in your room to hug you. Be sure to have everything done though, beucause once he has you in his arms he will not let you out until he says so. So expect to have long afternoons in his embrace as you two dance in his room with some music playing from his radio. Those times are the ones that lets you thouch him without his permission, you can kiss him and he will just melt into you. HE just doesn't like public affection, and now that he fully trusts you, you have the privilege to hug him. Only when you are alone or no one is looking.

You and Niffty are the one who have that privilege, you better take the better of it.

[gollygeedash]

My first attack for @tinymintywolf!!!! Gary's fine. He's fine. He's tooootally fine. It's fine.

Bonus MS Paint doodle:

[dingodad]

also, hello hi, Typhon doesn't get a lot of attention on here, any information you wanna share on this mf? (i mean mf in the bestest nicest i am a fanest way possible) if not psh that's fine no biggie

typhon kind of flies under the radar because his only "gimmick" is that he is like, a normal troll guy. he's a sort of would-be protagonist, but precisely because he's such a generic everyman he is just constantly overshadowed by the other characters who simply have much weirder and more intriguing messy gay drama going on. sorry typhon. i don't even particularly like his design LOLL

like what the fuck is this shoulder strap thing going on. what was i thinking.

he works on a relay planet where items being sendificated and appearified across the empire are sorted through and checked for potentially blasphemous or illegal material. kind of like the closest thing alternia has to a mail sorting room, if they were familiar with the concept of mail. his olive blood makes him one of the higher authorities on the mostly lowblood labour-oriented colony, but it's still a lot of grunt work cleaning and fixing the pneumatic tubes that send items all over the settlement.

i'm not even sure what kinds of relationships typhon has among the other trolls, beyond being ekidna's moirail... he flarped with heftus, caetos and his moirail (they've been together a long time. very normal high school sweetheart type moirallegience) in their youths and was involved in the circumstances that lost heftus his legs, but in their adulthood those four have largely drifted. in my head i always paint him as the unpopular douchebag of the group but if we're being real he probably actually has heaps of friends that we just never see, and the fact that he isn't super close with a lot of the other main characters is just because they are too big a bunch of freaks to ever match his normcore lifestyle LOL. (also a lot of his friends are probably guys. and male friendships don't register to my enlightened eyes)

he is a Gamer and though he doesn't have the time in his work day for baby games like flarp anymore he is a hobbyist fiduspawner and loves to trade monster breeding ideas with ekidna, whose job on an Official Lusus Engineering Colony he is tooootally not jealous of. typhon may or may not be secretly breeding some illicit fiduspawn monsters in the pipes of the sendificator exchange at his job, which i'm sure will never cause any problems

[shalpilot]

do you have any head cannons for the captain trio as a whole? Silly or serious, they’re so stupid and I love them dearly

their periods synced for all of wano

Kid looks up words to use in arguments to sound smarter and luffy parrots him because he likes saying the words (he doesn’t say them right or in the correct context but he sure does say them!)

Kid likes robots and Law likes the fuckin. Germaverse so you’d THINK they have some overlap but they both enjoy them in such different ways that they just end up bickering. It turns into powerscaling. Luffy is delighted the entire time but he’s definitely on the side of whoever’s guy sounds the strongest at the moment.

I think everyone’s crews get along fine for the most part. It really is just the captains who are constantly at each other’s throats. When they pop into a room everyone pretends to tooootally not like each other tho (strawhats excluded. They’re nicies.)

^^^ expanding on that not captain related but I think Killer and Zoro totally have a weird bro thing going on like ahhhh you tried to kill me aahahahaha wanna do it again?? Are you free next Thursday? Hell yeah brother let’s go

Law bitches about the other two to his crew. Constantly. and they’re like there there captain you’re not old or a tiger. it’s okay.

Kid bitches about Luffy and everyone’s like yeah fuck that little twerp he’s so annoying (they love him) but when he bitches about Law everyone kinda 🤨

Especially killer he’s like. I know this….. I’ve been here before……..

Kid being really secretive about his abilities MID BATTLE WHEN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY FUCKING HELPFUL FOR LAW TO KNOW HOW THEY WORKED is really funny to me so I think he’s like that with. Everything. “What’s yourrrrrrr…. Favorite food? :)” “FUCK OFF AND DIE STRAWHAT AS IF I’D EVER TELL YOU”

(He’s bleeding out)

law: ah shit what’s your blood type

kid: I’d rather die than tell you. what’s next my one piece social security number. fuck you

And then he does die.

[zimanddibromance]

Working on an AU (yes another one..haha sorry The Cave and Cuffed AU get to the side) without a name right now, I just call it

“DEAD DIB AU”

haha being dramatic is fun. Anyway, the essential rundown is:

Dib is dead. Zim doesn’t know this as he was taken by his people 4 years ago for a trial, was tortured, escaped, and got lost in space for a bit. Buuuut he came back! Membrane informs him, however, that a year after his disappearance Dib died in a mishap in the labs…and Zim refuses to accept it.

One talk at the table, a photo from childhood, and a bonding moment on the couch later and Zim finds Membrane to be suitable company for him as “Replacement for The Dib.”

Zim comes over frequently, and at some point begins to spend the night. Membrane feeds him, clothes him sometimes (Zim usually just steals), and helps with his homework. Zim doesn’t really need the help though, he just likes forcing Membrane to explain toddler level science to him. At least, that’s what he tells himself. Tooootally not because he wants more ways to spend time with Membrane. Whaaaat..

Zim’s final design for the AU is not set in stone, so all the drawings of him will vary, thankfully he will be changing and wearing a crap ton of different clothes in the beginning anyway, so it’s fine.

LOOOONG explanation + lore dump over, here’s some doodles from the AU!

This AU has more to it than it seems, however. As much as I enjoy trying to think of ways Zim and Membrane would bond / clash (oho boy are they gonna fucking clash.), there is an actual plot and stuff, and it won’t just be “Membrane and Zim fluff one shots”.

There’s gonna be angst and some blood and gore n all that jazz. Soooooo prepare :3

As always, the fic will be posted on my AO3!! So if you wanna see it when it comes out, please check it out there.

[miss-ery-3]

i dont have much to report on weight wise, as i havent weighed myself since thursday, because i've been drinking alcohol and therefore i am retaining water

i can feel how i am all swelled up rn - my rings feel tighter than normally. i'll weigh myself again once the water retention goes down

but, ofc, i have even more stuff about my whole ✨love life situation✨

i am seeing my bf tomorrow, and i will tell him that i dont think our relationship is going that greatly, and then i'll take it from there. i dont really like to think too much about it, but i also feel more at peace w it - and i think my lil crush is a huge part of that. i really dont need anyone to tell me that i'm a horrible person - i am truly doing my best, both in terms of navigating my feelings and my relationship and my mental health. i'm really not in a good place right now, but at least i can kinda pretend, that my troublesome feelings are some fun new drama that i can share w my friends (you guys teehee)

if you don't care about my love life drama, then its totally ok. if you are, you're in for a treat (maybe idk)

lets call my crush-situation W

aight, so W and i talked all night thursday, and i have quite a lot to report about that night, and then a little about last night

my friend started talking about one time i had a ons w one of my friends, like 3 years ago, and i was quite embarrassed to talk about it. but the others laughed and idk, i figured it was fine. W switched between not laughing at all, just looking down at the table, and then awkwardly laughing a bit while looking at me, and then the table. i dont know what that means??? just as the conversation ended he was like "do u wanna go for a smoke" and then we went outside, and talked about other things.

we had been drinking and joking all night, and he decided to tell some group of girls sitting in the bar, that he and i are childhood friends (big lie, i've known him since summer). and i was like "aight, whatever" and then he lied and told them that i had written him tons of love letters when we were children. and i just laughed and lied and said "yeah haha, i was totally in love with you". when we left the bar, like 2 hours later, and we were all alone, i teased him about something we told the group of girls, and then he was like "yeah yeah whatever, i know that you'll just send me another love letter. you're like tooootally into me hahaha" and i was like "oh yeah, haha, totally. u got me" while walking away and laughing. i might just be fucking overthinking everything but also... why lie about writing love letters? there are much more embarrassing things (for me) he could've said. idk, help me

he texted his girlfriend throughout the night (i think) but looked quite annoyed/not happy whenever he did, and at some point he left the table for like 15 minutes (probably to talk to her). idk

he kept touching my stuff. like my cigarettes and my lighter, he would just sit with them and play with them. i found it quite cute, idk

OKAY, and then to last night (friday) i was in another bar last night, helping out, 'cause i kinda work there (ish, like, volunteer-work) and W was supposed to have a shift later in the evening

he calls me to tell me that he will be running late, 'cause he was at an event, and shit hit the fan, idk. then he asked me if i could cover for him, and i said that i for sure could cover for him. we only talked for 1,5 minute, but idk. my fucking hands went sweaty and i couldn't stand still. i don't think i've ever picked up that fast. uuuughhhhh i feel so weird. whatever

he showed up like 1,5 hours too late (but it was ok, 'cause there really wasn't much to going on), and went directly out to find me (i was smoking) to hug me and apologize for coming so late. then i kept feeling his eyes on me, and i could hear him mention my name a lot of the night

we ended up doing some cleanup together afterwards, and it was just... really nice. we have such a good time whenever we're together and i feel so comfortable around him. except for the part where i keep thinking about how hot i think he is and how want to give him a big old smooch. i had hoped to talk to him some more, but we both went home when cleanup was done, and idk. its fine

i have not been able to keep him out of my head all day. its truly torturous

[zeroducks-2]

After all, Linda has her career to think about she can't be popping out babies. Sure the romance novels are fun but she's not going to give up the prestige and money from being a reporter...and Barry, well, now he has an excuse to slow down and focus on family, right? And if he happens to get pregnant again right as the pups are old enough to start thinking about going back to work and being the Flash full time that's just a coincidence. He's going to be happier with actual blood ties to his family anyway.

I feel this would work very well with an Omegaverse scenario in which the pack Alpha gets to mate all the pack Omegas if he wants to. No one expected it from Wally, he's always looked like he had his hands full enough with Linda, but pups grow up and things change after all.

And Barry is mated to a Beta anyway (Iris) and can't have pups, which means he can't really grow the pack, and most if not all of the half grown pups will likely leave to form packs of their own. It only makes sense for Wally mate him, right? He and Barry aren't even related so any offspring would be in the clear.

Sure Iris wouldn't be overjoyed but this means she'd get to raise smalls and she'd really love it, so she's fine with it. So yeah, this was discussed basically with every adult pack member except for Barry... And considering how all of them easily jump to call him selfish, and his general poor emotional state, I don't think it's going to be hard to gaslight the poor thing. He just needs to be what he's supposed to be and do what he's supposed to do to keep his pack happy, and everything will be tooootally fine!

(He's going to feel like this is a weird nightmare for such a long time)

(the denial will shift into "this is for my own good" pretty soon, as you mentioned, "he'd also feel guilty for victimizing himself cause if his loved ones don't see any problem with his situation then surely he's the one in the wrong for feeling uncomfortable!". Exactly!)

(man he is going to REGRET having made it so Eobard forgot about him. No one around anymore to remind him that his family doesn't actually love him! Not that Barry would admit any of this even with himself but oh well)

("And if he happens to get pregnant again right as the pups are old enough to start thinking about going back to work and being the Flash full time that's just a coincidence" Totally a coincidence!)

When it comes to Bart, I don't know? He loves and trusts Wally very much, and unfortunately he is ready to blame Barry for stuff too, following the example of his family. He's a sweet kid but I'm not sure he'd be angry at Wally or anything like that.

[the-gay-prometheus]

Someday,

but not today.

~

WAIL!Bill is coping just fine with Ford being dead and needing to be in Gravity Falls in a human body without him. He's tooootally ok. (sarcasm)

For my AU - When All Is Lost

(this will make slightly more sense with Ford's final letter to Bill from Journal 3B)

also god i hope i got the letters right for the writing in there-

[ninthtwilight]

YAY sakutarou phone charm will be here today !!! he went on an adventure to get here due to an error on my end but it all ended up tooootally fine

[cosmic-ships]

6am ramblings :) I did not spellcheck this so lol good luck! Aksnsk

So Mega.lop.olis is an actual mindfuck. Like the visuals are so incredibly cool but if you don't pay close attention it will seem like random and complete nonsense.

Despite everyone saying how bad it is, its actually not? I found it to be really good with a good story that goes into a pretty deep discussion about our way of living. (Again if you're paying attention!)

Now onto the other stuff (that I was screaming about last night)

They outright say my boy has mania and given how a certain scene goes and the story that goes with it it is very very deeply implied that my love suffers from the same mental illness I do which is very unfortunate but I instantly could relate to him on a deeper more understanding level. Ce.s.ar went through an episode and did some not so great things and my heart absolutely broke for him. As stated last night, the moment it started I instantly knew what was happening before it became aware to audience.

Much like my irl self and the woman who birthed me, he does not get on well with his mother. We both have very very shitty mothers (our fathers aren't in the picture. This also contributes to Ce.s.ar's moods and again my heart breaks for him because he's just so sweet and his mother is so....not...)

Pretty sure my boy cannot die, like.. ever. I yelled in the theater last night mainly because loud sound and what happened to him (he got shot in the right side of his face ;A; survived though by using the very stuff he discovered to create, to heal his face. The surgeons used it for him)

Silly rambles(?) Kinda.

I did not like the canon love interest that was happening. Ya know despite my raging jealousy lol like just viewing it, they would have been better off as rivals(?) Granted she helps him in a huge way when someone tries to lie and say he's done (x) things and proves he is innocent but in terms of relationship all I saw was someone following him around (literally stalking him in her car with her friend) and then it's just a weird little timeskip of "oh we work together now" but doesn't say or show what she actually does?

Also what confused me is Ce.s.ar's ability to stop time. Well not so much him in general but more so...can anyone use it? Because there's a scene (blah blah canonxcanon) where she gets him to think about her to try and stop time because he seemed to have lost the ability after his big episode. It works and thats what kicks off their relationship? But then their relationship isn't really..idk concrete? Its so hard to explain but I did not connect to her and his relationship. Nothing made me root for them as a couple in the way the movie thought I might would??

OKAY TIME TO GET ALL SQUEAKY AND WEIRD (kinda some suggestive kinda not?? Suggestive Marked ☆ lol)

☆ I got flustered in the theater, like I hid in my shirt. Because there's a uh...a scene while granted I do not like the visuals it was with a different girl and not his love interest. Near the start of the movie...ahem the s o u n d s lets just say Ce.s.ar is very vocal and it wasn't even the actual act of ..y-yknow. He was just heavily making out and grinding I hid in my shirt and the guy sitting beside me was like "are you okay?" And I was like "t-tooootally normal and fiiiiiine" I was not fine. >////>

☆ Don't allow this man to consume copious amounts of alcohol he'll end up in his underwear...tight black underwear to be exact AHEM

Ce.s.ar like cloakes lol he wears one often he looked realllllllly good in it too~

My man has the case of the sillies!! No really, he sometimes will randomly dance OR if asked a question he replies in a silly way "is mega.lop.olis safe?" And he just goes "absolutely not, extremely dangerous you all should RUN!" and then he got all giggly and was like "no its actually extremely safe~" also he smiles A LOT and also also there is a moment when he's learning something similar to those old games in school like miss Mary mack hand game and he gets faster and faster and faster and when its basically noncoherent the other is like "stop! What are you doing!?" And he's like "a solo!" HELP he's so fucking cute???? like I love you even more??

I was expecting softly spoken always serious. While I got it in certain scenes from him, he's actually so playful and silly which is so fucking great for me because I too am very playful and silly. He can also be loud like his voice can be very commanding and im like.."h-h..hey ~♡'

1000/10 love my man ever more now and because of the rocky//weird relationship that was happening in canon I already know how to make my self insert fit into it WITH EASE

Also it seems like more than one person has a certain type of power? Ce.s.ar could stop time and his partner before the main love interest can hypnotize people.

So who tf says I can't take elements from my ISS SI And bring em over to this work eh~? Ehehehe

If you made it this far thanks for listening to my rambles!

OH BIG THING I FORGOT big spoiler

his love interests father is responsible for making sure his dead wife's body was never found??? Hullo!? And then its touched upon a little bit but then the movie treated Ce.s.ar and the girls dad as if it was completely forgotten by the end if the movie like after that reveal it was still the dad hating him and Ce.s.ar was just....??? Still wanting his praise and approval?? I really did not like that. He should have been pissed! I mean the man convicted Ce.s.ar of killing his own wife which wasn't the case. Due to Ce.s.ar's untreated bip.olar he (like me) was deemed 'too much' and sadly, unfortunately, his wife couldn't take it and she did take her own life but it was that girls father that made it look like he killed her and Ce.s.ar was convicted (but acquitted shortly after)

So I'm taking my man, from everything. My boy now, I'm going to show him all the love and compassion that he deserves and show him he's not alone, that he doesn't have to settle for just anyone who strolls into his life, I will hold him and tell him he isn't a burden, that he is lovable and so much more than the disorder that plagues him because in that regard we are the same— we sometimes do and say things without knowing we don't have the same rationality as other people do when we are struggling but thats okay, he'll have me to lean on, we'll weather it together ♡

I am sad he has what I have but also at the same time, I don't feel as alone anymore, this isn't just me going "I hc him with bip.olar" the movie makes it pretty obvious that he actually has it. I feel even more so connected to him than I did before because I understand him and its comforting to know that he'd understand me too...

[nextstopwonderland]

Masterlist of Bryan and Danny content I’ve posted

*bc it’s about time they get a separate page

Other pages:

General bcc + start of bryan&mox pages

Bryan & wheeler

Bryan & claudio

Bryan& nigel

Bryan & zack

Just Bryan

Fannish stuff | fanvids masterlist

(Original post)

Text posts/screenshots

Danny knows what the people want

In which we realize Danny’s probably got a candid bryan album on his phone (and lots of tweets and likes)

Lots and lots of Twitter likes

Danny had Yuta beat on that public crush thing

In which we ran it back

And Bryan got petty on Twitter

Everything’s fine, situation normal | tooootally normal

Trevor gets it

Danny digs Bryan’s gear (one might say he ‘fucks with it’ except that would only confuse Bryan)

Danny not down with Will’s Dynasty actions

Danny makes the save for Bryan (and FTR)

Everyone’s thinking about Bryan and Danny after that Danny save, including Danny

Danny knows who’s team he’s on

Danny knows dragon slaying

Danny also knows who he’s rooting for 👀

Video clips

“You know, Nigel doesn’t like him”

“I think the number one person that anytime I do anything with them whether it be a promo, or tagging with them as friends or tagging with them as enemies, or wrestling them I think is the definition of ‘magic wrestling’ is Bryan Danielson.”

Photos/quotes compilations

“Bryan is one of the best people I’ve met in my life 100 %”

Photos

Those belt vibes

Cinema

This shot (and a link to Bryan’s promo)

Vegas hike (with Yuta too!!) | some hike lore (lots of Yuta!) | hike lore feelings | Danny made it better

Danny + candid Bryan photos

If you want a more graphics (and a mix), the fannish page is your best bet

[bimboviolence]

TELL ME YOUR HCS AND THOUGHTS ABOUT JACK I’m intrigued and my brain is still rotting over him because he’s just so!! EXPLODES

This is rlly long but a very fun way to spend my lunch break, thank u. And ur so right. Ur maybe talking to the Most -explodes thinking about Jack- person on earth rn so ur in the right place

VERY GENERAL ASK so I will tell u some general headcanons about how he is

I think he is such a singularly minded person who gets tooootally absorbed and fixated on whatever he’s currently researching/wants that he really doesn’t care to notice the world around him. He handles the pie business, but he only really cares about it enough to keep it running as a front so he can do what he really wants (GAIN MAGICAL OBJECTS, GAIN POWER, ACHIEVE ULTIMATE FORM). He’s been like that since his parents died and he took over, it’s just a means to keep money coming in and make him a big name in society. The managers he hires handle a lot of shit themselves, if you’ve worked there long enough you know that when he gets in one of his focused states he’d rather you just forge his signature on an order form or other document than knock on his door and bother him. Newer managers who deign to knock absolutely get that door swung open with a ferocity and screamed at for bothering him with something so trivial. He’s lucky everyone’s so afraid of him so nobody really tries to pull any shit with signing for things lol, they basically run the business for him and it’s rare for him to know what’s going on with it all. When he’s in a really bad state he can stay locked in that office for days at a time, he honestly rarely sleeps in his own bed and when he does it’s usually during the day, fully clothed and just collapsed onto his bed for a quick two hour nap and then right back to it. He usually falls asleep at his desk when he sleeps at night and wakes up routinely at 4am when the first factory shift workers start showing up.

The workers who only see him in the factory see him as this sullen, bored, really hot tempered guy who they all avoid eye contact with (not like he’s even looking at them tho). The only workers who see him acting like himself are the ones he takes on his expeditions, even tho he’s still dismissive and crabby towards them out of impatience he’ll talk about things to anybody next to him (he talks At people not To them) and show off when he’s excited about shit (“yeah I couldn’t get this big rock off it but it’s still pretty cool right??”). Workers who have been there longer know how he is, they take pride in excelling in his intense tasks cause they’re all violent adventurers themselves, but newest workers are the ones who’ll ask him to help them. There’s a big difference between that baker who said ‘AVENGE ME JACK’ as she died and the one at the end who begged for him to save her. He assumes they know it’s every man for himself, and while he expects them to help him because that’s what he’s hired them for, he wouldn’t expect them to save him either. You know what they say, No risk no reward! He is not careful with his life. It’s fine, he’s fine!

The unfortunate thing is he will pour himself entirely into getting a new prize for his collection, spending weeks to months on research and obtaining it, then once he’s got it he props it against the wall, stares at it/fools with it for a few days to weeks, pays attention to his business a little bit more, and then that emptiness returns. Then he’s gotta crack open a book and find a new thing to get his hands on, and the cycle starts back up. I think his most toxic desire is that wishing star, cause once he gets it in his head that he could go God Mode, literally everything else becomes unimportant. That’s why he just started wasting his artifacts (tossing everything into his bag without care and smashing shit he wouldn’t need, dropping the crystal ball and shattering it the second he didn’t need it) and letting everyone die, he treats this as the end of his lifes journey and he’s either obtaining his ultimate wish or he’ll die trying. Which :\ he did. (His power trippy lack of care for anything in his life other than obtaining god status is a big part of my writing for him and my s/i OC aghhh)

[cashewally-sarcastic]

okay but you know how the rain is effected by the hydro dragon's feelings? What if all the other archons and gods also have that. Venti is just full of love and happiness and so his country is bountiful and carefree. While Ei is grieving and doesn't want to loose anyone else so storm storm storm. What im trying to say is *points at Decarabian's city* This man is tooootally fine. 100% fine. 110% fine!

I mean in Ei’s case yeah I’m pretty sure that happened with the storm (and since she wanted Inazuma locked down it showed up and stopped people from leaving)

But yeah pointing at Deca he is totally fine! 1000%!