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i havent seen nearly enough people talking about the contrast between cass and coolment. god, the depth that the creators put into this system is insane.
cass, as an alter, was devolped during a time when they needed to fight in order to stay alive and sane. her casual-ness around murder and death is completely reasonable because it was how she got them out of that lab.
coolment, on the other hand, was devolping at a time when they just needed to go along with the murder in order to survive. he doesn’t want to do it afterwards because it was an awful and traumatizing thing forced on him by a manipulitive and awful friend.
and theyre both stuck in the same brain! one friend messes something up and it’s the both of them arguing over murder while seawatt has to be the only voice of reason.
#im gonna go insane about seawatt later#he’s such a good character as well and im surprised people latched onto him as the evil alter and not cass#then again i cant tell with this fandom if they think the evil alter is someone else or seawatt#pcfc#pcfc cass#pcfc seawatt#pcfc coolment#pcfc bridge#unreality
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So I finally finished watching ATLA (the animated series) all the way through, for the first time. Here's my final reaction post! You can see the others at the first tag listed below (#lily's atla reactions)
I had always known it was a good show from what little I saw of it. Im not a big TV watcher because a lot of it gets too intense for me. I can’t separate reality from fiction and get so stressed I would actually die watching something like Game of Thrones lol. So I’ve started going through series from my childhood and of course I was going to start with this classic.
(Im cutting this in case you are like me and took forever to watch this and dont want spoilers)
I unsurprisingly love this series. My boy Zuko stays on top, I love his emo ass. Uncle Iroh is a close second, I know, based lol. I was very pleasantly surprised by the Earth King, an unexpected little side character fave that I latched onto and WILL be writing for.
Honorable mention also to Appa. I adore Appa. His episode broke me. Absolutely broke my heart to see him lose his trust in people, and then when Suki found him OH MY GOD 😭 I was so relieved. (Which, btw, did not expect her to be such a big part of the series that was nice)
Speaking of animals though, the hardest I cried was for Roku dying with his dragon. When the dragon just jumped back in to the flames to die with his master I fucking lost it bro. It reminded me of how Aang and Appa nearly died together, and how Aang’s instinct with his dying breath was to protect them BOTH in that ball of ice BRO I SOBBED ALOUD.
Oh as far as characters I also have to mention the explodey eye guy. I love action and he was SO menacing I was always on the edge of my seat when he was around.
In general I love the scenery, I love pretty scenery and colors and I was so well fed. I am worried that if I continue on to LOK I won't like it as much, considering the time jump to the industrial era. I'm a renaissance faire girlie lol.
I love the heavy messages they didn't shy away from. I think the show probably helped conceptualize a lot of really heavy subjects for kids, and I'm grateful to it for that. How revenge hurts everyone, how mistakes don't define you, how grief works.
I love the friendship and found family, the Zuko adventures episodes were probably my favorite. I can see where everyone is coming from with their various Zuko ships, I'm hearing all of you. If I had to choose one, though, I might actually be pro Zuko/Aang? Which is kind of wild and unexpected because Aang isn't my favorite, but I honestly felt like their characters complemented each other the best. It's funny because I share Zukka art all the time and the only fic Ive read was a Zukka fic lol. They're hot together what can I say? I do like Sokka and Suki together though! I think the show really did them justice as a couple.
There were a couple of really cool moments in the ending. Toph falling onto the metal door and metalbending herself armor? SO badass. And Sokka's boomerang coming in clutch again. I love clever moments in action like that.
Overall, unfortunately... I did not love the ending. I wish I had more of a reaction for you, but I found myself being too critical in it, and that is not how I want to contribute to the fandom. I recognize it is a kid's show and I am an adult, and probably wouldn't have anything to say that hasn't been hammered into the ground over the years since it aired.
I loved the show, expect to see an Earth King fic from me someday (and maybe other ships? who knows). I might watch Gravity Falls next since I can't handle adult television lol. We shall seeeee
#lily's atla reactions#atla spoilers#avatar the last airbender#zuko#sokka#zukka#aang#zukaang#earth king kuei#reaction#atla#lily speaks
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Ok im gonna send 2 Stella asks but heres part 1:
Vivziepop wants Cersei but doesn't understand the character.
Let me elaborate. Cersei is an irredeemable asshole in ASOIAF/GOT and does very terrible things and is stupid like our favorite swan. However Cersei actually has layers to herself and is a complex character and has reasons for acting like she does. Basically the two sources of what causes her to act this way is being born as a woman in a misogynistic society and wanting her father's love and approval. Misogyny is a crucial part of everything about her like if she wasn't born in Westeros she probably could've been a good person. Basically Cersei is the eldest Lannister sibling but because of her sex she lost her inheritance and all power she could've had. Instead she was destined to be a brood mare from birth. She thought her father didn't care for her as much as Jaimie because of her sex so she tried to mimic Tywin's ways to get his approval not understanding you have to be strategic when it comes to brutality. Cersei chooses to let spite cloud her judgement. Tywin didn't favor her not because of her sex but because Cersei was an idiot who kept causing problems.
She hates Tyrion because he took her mother away from her and Tywin hated him as well as being told by an prophet that a younger brother would kill her. It is because of prophecy in general that makes Cersei paranoid. Which contributes to another facet of misogyny because she was told a younger and more beautiful Queen would strike her down which makes her bitter to her son's fiance Margary. Though it is hinted that Dany is the actual destined Queen instead. So you combine a woman who is paranoid and spiteful with wanting to be brutal... You get stupidity.
However Cersei being cruel also stems from the fact that she had been subject to gender based violence such as Robert assaulting her constantly. Cersei is a representation of the results of misogyny in Westeros.
It should be noted that since Stella is hinted to be incestuous we should bring up Jaimie. Now Jaimie and Cersei being incestuous is because Cersei sees her brother as an extension of herself and who she should've been as a man. Cersei and Jaimie were not separated properly as children by the servants when caught once so this could be nipped in the bud. Cersei also has never experienced healthy relationships so of course she's deeply going to latch onto Jaimie especially after the shit Robert does to her constantly. However, in the books it seems Jaimie's arc is going to be breaking away from Cersei because Cersei is still an asshole who manipulates him and instead of Tyrion killing her it will be Jaimie.
Also George R.R. Martin actually villainizes incest because the entire plot happens because of it. Say what you want about the Targaryeons but it was probably done because its a reference to how Pharohs were said to be gods reborn and married their sisters which is a parallel to how the Targs see themselves, George needed to explain why not everyone in Westeros had dragons and the reign of that dynasty was notoriously unstable and often dragged the realm into the brink of collapse constantly. Like there's only three Targaryeon rulers that were decent and didn't cause any future chaos for the realm because of their stupidity. Plus we have hints that the inbreeding is affecting them mentally and physically.
Im not saying Vivziepop should make Stella Cersei but she should understand that people don't just love to hate on Cersei because evil bitch its because she's complex and how that allows her to make such awful decisions.
Not much I can say here but Stella should have been similar to Cersei. The writers have shown how corrupted the ranking system in Hell is, multiple times by characters being offended and surprised that a low ranking imp slept with a high rank Goetia. If they wanted to address how fully wrong the system is, they should have shown how negatively it impacted the different ranks.
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hi bae!!! deku, shoto, denki with an s/o who's like affectionate with all her friends and they get insecure and kinda jealous :( ?? tysm in advance <33
s/o that’s affectionate to friends
character(s) : midoriya izuku, todoroki shouto, kaminari denki (bnha)
legend : [Y/N = your name, L/N = last name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not specific
headcanon type : fluff, kinda angsty but there’s reassurance (x reader)
note(s) : another one i kinda held off doing because of it getting buried in the inbox sndjwkd i’m sorry for the delay! i didn’t like how denki’s turned out im so sorry
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midoriya izuku
man already knows that you’re very touchy with your friends, that’s just who you are
heck, i think before you guys started dating, you were touchy to him too! (but even more because,, you like him)
so he shouldn’t be shocked when you link onto kirishima’s arm, or when you jump to give mina a back hug
and most especially, when you poke at bakugou’s cheeks— and he just LETS YOU for some reason
he’s glad that you feel comfortable around people, considering that it’s why you’re even touchy in the first place.
but he can’t help but wonder,, is he doing enough to you? i mean, you basically do the same to him, but added the cheek, lip kisses
and the wonderful words you get to shower him in daily.
not only that, but he does tend to flush up when you try to initiate some sort of physical affection. maybe,, he’s supposed to let you be?
let you do all of that, since it makes you happy? i mean,, he supposes that he’s willing to do that.
izuku’s not a restrictive person when it comes to things like that, so he supposes that he’ll just have to ignore the weighted feeling on his shoulders despite not carrying a thing at that very moment
on the other hand, you couldn’t help but notice a change in izuku. not anything too concerning, of course
but he’d turn a blind eye— whenever you’d initiate physical affection to your other friends. he’d go silent, until it was over
eventually, you overhear a rather heartbreaking conversation between the dekusquad, and izuku himself
“deku! if you’re so down about it, then maybe you should tell Y/N about it! i don’t think they mean any harm.” you could hear uraraka console him
“correct. L/N-kun does not look like the type to be unfaithful. and even if they were, that would’ve been unacceptable behavior!”
and through out the discussion on how izuku could confront you, his s/o— he speaks abruptly
“i mean.. if Y/N is happy with being physically affectionate with their friends then,, i can’t stop them.” he says sadly, but it breaks your heart knowing that you’ve caused him to sound like this
“plus, i’m sure they have a reason to be acting that way, right?” you didn’t think how your affectionate attitude would have its effects on him
so, the next time you saw your boyfriend, you had a talk with him
“hey, honey!” he’d greet you with the usual demeanor, as if he didn’t just talk about his feelings “how are you? sorry that i was a little late, i was talking with the others!”
you smile, accepting the reason (since it’s true) “izuku, can you be honest with me?”
and this statement shocks him for a bit, “oh uhm,, yeah i can! did i do something wrong?” he scoots next to you, waiting for your reply
“does me being physically affectionate towards my friends make you,, uncomfortable?” you inquire, as straightforward as you could
he’s silent for a bit, which makes you speak again “you can be honest, it’s okay. you’re not in any trouble, zuku.” you ruffle his hair softly for comfort
then, he finally answers. “uhm,, uncomfortable isn’t the word. it’s not that i don’t trust you but,,”
“yeah?”
“i don’t trust,, me.”
this statement takes you by surprise, “oh, why?”
“i don’t trust myself that i could make you happy,” he continues “with physical affection, i mean. i understand if you weren’t, i just feel like i’m not giving you enough.”
“i understand though!” izuku continues, “whenever you initiate physical affection, i can’t help but get all staggery and nervous,” he rambles
he sounds normal, sure— but he’s not looking at you, his emerald eyes set in a downcast state
you make him face you, gently grabbing a hold of his shoulders “i’m sorry, zuku.” you press a kiss on his temples
“in truth, yes. i didn’t want to make you uncomfortable with my physical affection.” you confess, “i’d see that you’d go red whenever i’d initiate something,” you tease, which gives you the exact reaction you’ve wanted
“but then,, i also didn’t think about how you felt about it. i didn’t consider the possibility of you being uncomfortable with it, so i want to apologize for that.” you lean against him, taking his hand and pressing a kiss on his palm
“if you want, i could stop it. there are other ways i could show affection to my friends anyway!” you suggest, but he shakes his head, smiling
“i appreciate it, but you don’t have to.” he reassures, “if it makes you happy then i’ll be happy.”
“is there anything else?”
“just maybe uhm,,” he trails off for a second, before continuing “give me what you give them, but multiply it by 200!” he suggests, his regular self coming back to you
you laugh, leaning forward to kiss him softly, “i love you, izuku. only you. people may receive my affection, yes— but you’re the only one that deserves all of it.”
and with that, the weight on his shoulders is lifted, and he didn’t actually have anything to worry about.

todoroki shouto
despite shouto being sometimes socially ignorant, he is a very observant person when it comes to the person he likes
so the first thing he noticed was your touchy behavior, specifically towards your friends
sure, he’s had some of that physical affection— but it was like you knew him too well. so, he received it less that the others
it doesn’t mean that todoroki disliked your physical affection. during those few times, he did tend to,, not mind it at all, when he’d usually pull them off
and it doesn’t automatically mean that you didn’t like being around todoroki, it was given that he wasn’t very big on being physical
he didn’t care, again— as long as you were happy, but then there would be this tight feeling in his chest whenever you’d run off to do it to bakugou, hugging him leisurely
or even midoriya, sometimes
so, when you guys finally confess to each other— it doesn’t appear that your physical affection towards your peers came to an end
it remained the same, and while he’s the one that received your delightful words, fully devoted love, and time— he can’t help but frown whenever he sees you latch onto kaminari
or when you sit beside midoriya and count all the freckles on his cheeks— the blush on his face being hard to ignore, in your boyfriend’s eyes.
i don’t think shouto’s a jealous person— protective is one thing, and possessive? maybe that one time, he was. but jealous? maybe not.
well, it’s not like he doesn’t trust you to stay loyal and faithful, that’s a different thing. but it’s more like,, he wants for the affection you’re giving to them
needy, that’s the word
early on, (and maybe even before you got together with shouto) it’s been established that shouto wasn’t a biggest fan of physical affection, besides hand holding, and cheek kisses for now
it makes sense to you, especially hearing about his childhood, and his father’s true colors— that are far from anything heroic.
and you definitely respect what he wants— if he wants space, you’ll comply! and if he wanted more, you’ll also be willing to comply!
that’s why you’ve been keeping things just at that— the last thing you want is making shouto uncomfortable, the concept terrifies you
but,, shouto doesn’t exactly know how to tell you that he wants more, more and more— he wants all of your affection
so, what does he do? he tells you in one exact way— he tells you what’s on his mind
and quite bluntly for that matter
the both of you have been sitting in silence for a bit, no words were exchanged. however, glances were sent towards your way
his stare has a different edge to it, as if he had something in particular he wanted to say— mouth gaping open as if he were to speak, but no words come out
“shou,” you call out to him softly, “it looks like you have something to say,” you smile at him, wanting to know what was in that head of his “you can talk to me.”
a minute flies by, and he’s still silent, and you’re about to drop the topic for good— until he finally speaks up “i don’t know what i’m feeling.”
this quirks your interest, “oh, what,, are you feeling?” what he said worries you, since it kinda sounds like he was about to deliver some bad news
“i’m,, not sure myself.” he stares down at his hands “i feel weird, whenever i see you be.. touchy around the others.”
weird, huh? “what kind of weird? could you try to explain? maybe i could pinpoint what you’re feeling.”
“i feel weird, since i haven’t experienced this before,” he breathes in, before he goes on “i feel like i want more, selfishly more. i thought i would’ve been fine with receiving minimal physical affection,”
he turns to you, heterochromatic eyes staring deep into yours “but i’m not fine with it! i want more, like what you give to the others. so that’s why,, it’s weird.”
and it suddenly dawns onto you on what he’s talking about, he’s talking about you being physically affectionate towards your friends and classmates
and how he doesn’t like it.
you frown, scooting next to him “i’m sorry you feel that way, shou.” you fix a stray piece of hair that has been misplaced, hanging near his brow
“i’m glad that you were being honest, and told me,” you cautiously hold his hand, looking at him to detect any discomfort
there’s none
“yes, i’ve been careful. i don’t wish to make you feel weird— in the bad way, and most especially uncomfortable!” he nods in understanding, he adjusts the hold on your hand, choosing to place his hand on top of yours
“and i didn’t.. think about how you would’ve felt about it. i should’ve asked you about it first.” you look at him with meaning, “‘m sorry.”
his gaze softens, and he leans closer— ever than before “it’s alright, love, no need to apologize,”
“that’s just who you are, if you show gratitude and affection with being physical, then that’s okay. i just,, want more— if that’s okay with you.” you nod, laughing softly
“i’ll give you more, if that’s what you wish. i’ll give you everything you want, whatever makes you happy.” shouto presses a kiss on your temple
“so,, does that mean you’re going to.. stop?” he asks— just because he wanted to know
“oh, if you want to, then i will.”
“you don’t have to but.. maybe tone it down?” he suggests, because although the idea of your physical affection towards your friends coming to a halt, is nice he wouldn’t admit that outloud
he doesn’t want you to stop, if that’s how you show gratitude to your friends. so, toning it down’s the best option
“i will,” you smile, “only high fives, pats on the back, and quick hugs, from now on!”
the statement makes him smile, a genuine one— he’s just glad that his concerns have a resolve now. man was just really touch starved, couldn’t blame him

kaminari denki
it took a while for him to actually start being concerned
i mean— dude’s practically the same as you. have you seen him play with ojirou’s tail? he always finds himself touching someone
whether it’d be him poking bakugou’s spiky head of hair (until he’d scream at him) or him resting his elbows on kirishima— he’s always touching someone
so, he understands if you’re going to be touchy feely with others. he actually finds it quite cute when you show your endearing side to your friends with touch (without crossing boundaries of course)
so, it was okay keyword : was
until you slowly started kissing your friends on the cheek— and it erupted,, something from within
it was so casual, that he had to process what just happened— following it up with a smile, to play it off.
he feels bad for feeling iffy about it, honest! he doesn’t have a reason to distrust you, so this feels all,, wrong for him
the gesture was definitely a gradual process. it wasn’t like you just randomly started to kiss people on the cheek— and it wasn’t like you were depriving him
so this made him think harder than he has ever thought before. maybe you were getting tired of being affectionate to him only, so you moved away from that?
or maybe you were tired of HIS affection?
maybe you were giving people affection, because they deserved it, and he didn’t? if this was the case, denki can’t complain.
denki knows he’s not smart like iida, or serious like bakugou.
but even to denki, all of that is a stretch. he’s just laying out all of the possible reasons— rational or not
and before he realized it, you knew that there was something up
denki; utterly afraid of losing you, switches from super affectionate to being isolated in his room— every single day
this is his way of experimenting with your reactions
even the bakusquad didn’t know what was up so,, yeah. there must be something bothering him.
you’re given a few ideas as to why kaminari might be acting this way, and the exact idea popped into your mind
you made him insecure
and you instantly felt bad— yes, you give all of your friends cheek kisses, and you give them to your boyfriend too!
but you didn’t realize that you would’ve potentially harmed him in the process. so, you sought out to talk to him
“hey babe,” it was just in time, your boyfriend enters through your door, “i was looking everywhere for you, you won’t believe it! i would’ve evaporated if i had to endure bakugou’s screaming one more time!”
“i was looking for you too,” you smile, ushering him to sit on your bed, “listen, i want to talk to you.”
“oh,”
“don’t worry, denki. you’re not in any trouble,” you reassure, “i just want to apologize”
it’s his turn to be confused “what? why?”
“let me ask you one thing, how do you feel about me giving people affection?”
he swallows harshly, but answers truthfully “i like it a lot, babe! i do find it cute.” he smiles, but you’re not fully convinced that his statement made it’s end
“i feel like there’s more i should know.”
“i,, yeah.” he admits, and not very gracefully “it’s— ugh! i’m sorry. i know this is really out of character for me, and i’m sorry that you have to see me feeling like,,”
“you can be honest.” you remind him briefly
“—weird. look, it’s not like your love language is weird to me. i think it’s just me being a needy idiot! and it’s not like i think you’re cheating on me!” he holds his hands up in defense
“but in a way,, i didn’t expect you to do that— you’ve only started doing it recently.”
“so it made you uncomfortable?” you’re preparing for the expected answer, ready for what’s about to be said
“,, if the shoe fits.”
seeing denki in this sort of manner gave you the biggest reality check. yes, you knew that you had something to do with his recent personality change
but you didn’t realize how much it made him question himself.
“i’m sorry, once again” you apologize, “it was wrong of me to assume you were fine with it, i just thought you’d be fine with it since well,,”
“hey, it’s okay,” denki smiles, his mood slightly better “i’m touchy too, i mean,, we both show affection physically! i’m not very surprised that you thought i was fine with it.” he brushes his thumb on your cheekbone
“i mean it, denki. i didn’t realize how much it would’ve affected you. you might not realize it, but i do.”
“it’s fineeee,” he whines playfully when you’re still upset, “Y/N, you’re affectionate, which is a trait i absolutely love. if you’re physically affectionate, that fine.”
“just uhm,,” he trails off, almost awkwardly. “maybe,, don’t bless them with your,, cheek kisses? ugh! omg there was definitely a better way to say that.”
to any other person, that would’ve been awkward— like,, really. but you understood, that’s how much you know about him
“got it, they will be exclusively for you.” you kiss him on the cheek, “thanks for being honest, denki.”
at that moment, denki’s shoulders felt lighter, and he suddenly forgot about why he even felt this way. yes, you still gave people physical affection BUT
denki kaminari still wins 😎 your kisses and ultimate tokens of affection are strictly for him

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hi! how have you been since the hell that ensued after halloween is?
also could you do a batboys college au? like their major and how the reader would meet them and all that jazz? 👉👈
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hi anon!! i’m not sure what ur talking about @ the halloween stuff hvsdhjs but! here are the batboys hc’s! i’m not very familiar with duke thomas’s character enough to write about him tbh, so he’s not included here :( but if you want me to add him let me know!! i hope you enjoy!!
dick grayson
out of all the batboys i really didn’t know how to choose a major for him
but
i think he’d do law tbh, specifically criminal law
his main motivation to become a police officer in bludhaven had been to be able to help people in any way he can
i forgot if it’s canon or not but he does realize how corrupt it is and he quits but that’s another thing we won’t get into that lmao
anyways yes let’s just stick with law
meeting you !
he shares one or two courses with you
one that’s really early in the morning
and one that’s later on in the afternoon
dick is like a magnetic okay
anywhere he goes people are just attracted to him
like literally he will breathe
but someone call the ambulance there’s a person that’s passed out bc of how beautiful he is
but this is an 8 am class 😃
so there’s no way ur awake enough to notice him
coincidentally he sits next to you one time
and this is the one time
you decide
yeah lemme just fkn sleep is uni even worth it
dick definitely notices right away but he doesn’t say anything
he thinks you look so cute passed out on your desk like this 🥺
when the professor signals the end of the class, he watches as people file out and then he just leans over and nudges you slightly
you nearly punch him bc he scared you ❤️
he just laughs and goes “class is over”
you just sigh like the guilt starts to hit you and your heart begins to sink
and he sees your disappointed face and just goes
“i took a lot notes. i can share them w you?”
lifesaver in every single way dick grayson 😻😻😻
you had another class that you had to run to and you were rushing
he was like “dw i’ll just give them to you whenever i see you next”
and you 🏃🏻♀️ outta there
imagine ur surprise when u enter class at 12 pm and he’s there in all his glory
after the lecture is over, he walks up to you as you’re packing and asks if you want to go to the coffee shop nearby
to take his notes of course
and you finally register just how handsome he is
so obviously you say yes wtf
and the rest is history 😼
he asks you out, properly, pretty early on tbh
so unfazed lmfao
now you take naps on his shoulder instead of the desk 💞💞💞
soooo into pda
kisses u when he first sees you
when you’re parting ways
when he feels like it
straight up cuddles w during lectures i’m not even joking
it’s disgusting how cute you two are
gets you coffee for all those 8 am classes u have w him hehe
study dates always turn into karaoke sessions somehow don’t even ask lmao
jason todd
english literature
this is a collective agreement right?
right
definitely english literature
i dont even think he wants to go to uni but he’s going to waste time plus this is bruce’s money 😏🤑
your major doesn’t necessarily have to be english literature as well
but you share one class
and my god
you two disagree on everything
like every little thing
at this point if he says something and you slightly agree internally you’ll still say some opposing shit
that’s kinda what draws you to him
at first you genuinely had nothing against him
but then this kind of rivalry developed for no specific reason
but it was fun
and he was hot
so seeing him get flustered or angry made him even hotter somehow
but then
but t h e n
you’re not sure if your professor like ships you or something
so you’re assigned a debate topic on one of the books you’d discussed in class/one of the books you’ve read outside, and within each group are the two sides for and against
not only were you in the same team as jason, but you were on the same side as him
so you had to work with him
the audacity of the professor omg
but jason needs this course
and
well you don’t but it’s too late to back out now
you two meet in the campus library after deciding on a book with the other two of your team
and
honestly???
you two work so well together
like insanely well
during the debate you destroyed the other team
spoiler alert
doing so well with jason kinda made you like hot and bothered
seeing him in his zone
sexy <3
what i mean to say is
you both end up making out in some storage room lmfao
or hate sex 😏
professor has a phd in matchmaking 🤔😻
i think you two don’t admit you like each other
bc you’re both stubborn as fuck
but eventually you’re literally on his lap on his couch and it just hits you
and you lean back and go
“wanna go out w me”
and he just shrugs and goes “sure” and pulls you in for more kissing hehe
he’s not v good at the boyfriend thing tbh
you have to chase him around and be like “sir!!! did u forget about me huh!!!”
he doesn’t mean to i promise
he gets all blushy and flustered once he realizes
only ever into pda if he’s insanely jealous
will straight up make out w u regardless of where u are or who ur with lmfao
he’s still getting used to the little intimacies and all
debates in class are so much more fun now cause he finds it so hot when u get all riled up hehe
that eng lit professor is so happy for you two omg
tim drake
okay i also couldn’t really decide for him
but maybe he’d study something like physics (or maybe computer engineering/computer science)
idk u have to have a death wish to wanna major in physics so tim’s major it is
i’m not sure how it works for every other uni but my uni requires 6 credits of sciences to graduate
so let’s say for the sake of this hc u take like just the first level of physics to get 3 credits
and
you’re struggling 😃👍🏼
so you like approach your professor with a few questions before the quiz
but tim is also there
and he kinda makes small talk while you two wait outside the office
and he asks why you’re here
you show him
and he’s like “oh i took this course w the same professor as well, i could help?”
it’s like an angel had descended from the heavens for you personally
you take his number and decide to meet up with him after a few hours
he’s of so much more help than your professor would’ve been, even if ur prof is a really nice and smart person
and he’s super like
patient with you?
also he pays for all the coffee and snacks you’re getting after you already get them
ur like bruh i didnt
dont pay pls
and he’s like no im loaded let me 😼
swooning <3
and guess what!!
you ace the quiz out of some miracle
first thing you do is text him and he congratulates you
and then
bc ur not blind and tim is so fucking cute
you’re like “can i take u out to thank u”
tim’s brain stops working but !
he does say yes eventually
he becomes your designated physics tutor + your amazing boyfriend
being with tim is so like
chill
it’s a very relaxed time
lots of study dates! and cafe dates! all hours of the day whether the sun is up or not
into pda but to a certain degree
like yes of course have a kiss pretty baby
but also it will only be a small peck
any time anyone passes by like common rooms you two will be there snuggling on the couch, one or both of you completely passed out
damian wayne
business major 100%
or a bsba econ major, which is basically the business side of economics
he has to take over his father’s company one day duh
also i genuinely think damian would excel in this field
he’s a very keeps to himself kinda guy in uni
like you only ever see him in your common classes and then he just
disappears
anyways there was this party that everyone was going to, and damian wasn’t planning to
but dick accidentally read some groupchat’s messages and was like are u going
damian went 🏃🏻♀️
but dick was like go and try to make friends !!!!
and dames cant say no to his big bro 🥺 so he goes
stays in a corner on the settings app the entire time
like half an hr in he just leaves and is walking home/back to his dorm when you come like rushing up to him
you’re zooming
and then you just latch onto his hand and lean up to press a kiss to his cheek, whispering in his ear “this person’s been following me for like 15 mins just please go along w this”
he kinda stiffens but when he does notice that there’s a person eyeing you he slips his arm around your waist and just carries on walking
he walks you to your home/dorm and is like
so awkward
but it’s okay ! ur a people’s person enough for the two of you
you thank him so much over and over
and then you’re like
“can i take you out on a real date?”
and then he becomes ur real boyfriend hehe
is still super stiff but it’s only bc he’s so hyper aware of how attractive you are
and i’m super positive he doesn’t have that much experience with dating so
you hold the reigns
but he’s a great boyfriend all in all tbh
super attentive, super protective, and so loving
isn’t into pda especially on college campus but he does like subtle pda
things like linking your pinkies or giving you his hoodie to just parade around campus hehe
end note; i’m sorry if these feel rushed or anything like. i used to be an avid writer for the batboys, but i just haven’t been feeling it lately. i still love to write from them bc i know these boys so well eeeeppp. anyways feel free to request some more!!
#dc comics x reader#dc comics headcanons#jason todd x reader#jason todd fluff#jason todd headcanon#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson headcanon#tim drake x reader#tim drake headcanon#damian wayne x reader#damian wayne headcanon#batboys x reader#batboys headcanons
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MOVIE DATES WITH STRAY KIDS
stray kids x reader
genre: fluff
word count: 1.8k
warnings: intended for male reader, but can be read as gender neutral; my first fic 👉👈 im nervous; lowercase aesthetic; does “bastard” count as a swear word..?
i hope you enjoy this little gift :)
bang chan
he likes romantic comedies
tbh being chan’s s/o would feel like a romcom of its own
since he doesn’t like crowds, your movie dates together usually wouldn’t involve actually going to the movies
instead you’d probably both opt to stay in for the night and watch a movie on the couch
under multiple blankets
in each other’s arms
hugs and cuddles
with the occasional kiss on the top of your head
it’s so soft
it’s chan :)))
he does the little claps at the end of the movie
because happy endings ^–^
y’know those awkward scenes where the main couple meets for the first time?
he likes to point out which character you were most similar to when the two of you first met
“i didn’t know you were in this movie!”
“you look so different! i could hardly recognize you!”
he’s such a dork
all your movie nights would end in one of three ways:
1.) you falling asleep in his arms
2.) him falling asleep holding you close (yeah not really, this man doesn’t sleep that much T_T)
or 3.) you both make it through the movie, and one of you says something like
“this is nice...i wish we could just stay like this”
and so you both (in theory) fall asleep right where you are
either way, chan is the best boyfriend and neither of you know what you did to deserve each other
lee know
he’d get you to go see a horror movie
even if you protest, he’d manage to convince you somehow
pokes fun at you every time you get scared
during a suspenseful part in the movie, he’d suddenly put his hands on your shoulders and shake you (lightly) out of nowhere, just to startle you
and he’d have to stifle his giggles because your reaction is just too priceless
absolutely relishes in how you never let go of his arm
like ever
seriously, his arm might as well be an extension of your body at this point
he may act like he’s annoyed
but he loves it
cuz he knows it’s because you feel safe with him
and if you hide your face in the crook of his neck
he’d get this look on his face...
something between an evil smirk and an amused grin
why? because his plan is working
plot twist: the whole reason he chose to see a horror movie with you was so that you would cling to him
surprise!! >:]
but even if you catch on, he’ll never admit it
tsundere
“did you even see any of the movie?”
you just kinda grumble in response, still latched onto his arm
“i can’t believe it... i so generously paid for your ticket, only for you to hide your face the whole ti- OW!”
you jab him in the side with your elbow give him a “love tap” :)
but it’ll take more than that to get him to stop teasing you about it
he’s a cocky bastard but you love him to death for it
seo changbin
superhero movie!!!
like something from the mcu
seeing him get so excited/invested in the movie??
wholesome
but he might get a little too excited
in other words, going to the movies with changbin is an...interactive experience
meaning that he talks at the movie
not to the movie, but at the movie
like...he talks at the characters on screen
as if they can hear him
honestly it’s kinda cute
but occasionally you have to remind him to keep his voice down
“HE TRIED TO TELL YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE STONE”
“shhhh alright calm down a bit-”
“...AND NOW YOU DEAD”
“changbin i love you but please don’t get us kicked out of the theater”
10/10 would have his arm around you throughout the movie
even if his arm goes numb, he’d refuse to let anything stop him
“changbin, you don’t have t-”
“CUDDLES.”
lowkey feels like a pillow
bc he beefy
on very rare occasions he might fall asleep during the movie
if he does end up dozing off and you catch him in the act, he’d deny it profusely
he likes to spontaneously slip his hand into yours :)
and lace your fingers together :))
you’re holding hands now :)))
his presence is just so warm and fuzzy and you make each other so happy
hwang hyunjin
THIS MAN
the funnest(?) most fun bf in existence
he’s definitely the type to try and smuggle outside food into the theater
he insists that he’s inconspicuous about it
and he tries to be
but he’s not :)
“uh... hyunjin, why are you wearing two hoodies?”
“i uh... i’m... cold?”
“so you’re sticking bags of microwaveable popcorn in between your sweatshirts...to keep warm?”
*visibly sweating* “i can explain...”
ok ok
so y’all seeing a comedy
why?
because HIS LAUGH OMG
it’s so bubbly and contagious
so naturally, you’d both be laughing up a storm at the back of the theater
and sometimes it’s because of the movie
but most of the time it’s because of the side comments the two of you keep making to each other
and it doesn’t help that he keeps making these ridiculous observations about the characters in the movie
“what’s up with that guy?”
“what about him?”
“why is he built like a refrigerator?”
about halfway through the movie, you both reach that delirious state where literally anything and everything becomes funny
even if it’s not supposed to be funny
...especially if it’s not supposed to be funny
the two of you? lowkey hyenas
long story short, you’re both asked to leave the theater not even two hours into the film :)
han jisung
action!! movie!!
finishes the popcorn within the first ten minutes of the film
that is, if he doesn’t scarf it all down during the previews
he talks through the entIRE THING
he’s always got something to say
it’s like watching the director’s commentary version of a movie
but instead of the director talking about the film-making process
it’s jisung muttering nonsense in your ear
sometimes pertaining to the movie
and other times...
“hey did i ever tell you about the time i saw a seagull eating garbage?”
...yeah, other times it’s...not
either way, you don’t mind
because you aren’t really paying much attention to the movie anyways
you’re too busy admiring your boyfriend
how could you not?
the way he’s on the edge of his seat, giving the movie his full attention...
the light from the screen flickering dimly on his face, highlighting his gentle features...
you’re the luckiest person in the world, no doubt
his eyes light up whenever something particularly cool/badass happens in the movie
but he also gets startled by the explosions every now and then
when that happens, you just look at each other for a moment
and then burst into a fit of giggles
“stoooppp!! it was loud, ok??”
you just hum in response and rest your head on his shoulder
y’know that thing he does where like...
he’s giggling, but he has something he wants to say, so he keeps trying to talk?
but his words keep getting cut off by his own laughter?
yeah... that’s what he’s doing
he’s adorable
lee felix
animated movie
a firm believer that you’re never too old to enjoy cartoons
he never lost that child-like energy/enthusiasm, which is part of what makes him such a gem
so of course, when the new disney movie came out, he knew he had to go see it with you
he would definitely load up on snacks from concessions
if you don’t stop him, he’s gonna be buying two giant things of popcorn and at least five different kinds of candy
and when he walks back to you after paying, he’d just smile brightly from behind the mountain of junk food in his hands like
“snacks :D!!!!!”
seriously though, try to keep track of how much popcorn he eats
bc he might overeat and get a stomachache :((
obviously he can take care of him self, cuz he’s an adult
but like
he loves when you look out for him
because he knows just how much you care about him
sunshine boy :((
y’all already know how much of a cuddle bug this man is
so of course that means lots of cute, affectionate gestures during the movie
skinship
holding hands
you resting your head on his shoulder
and him resting his head on top of your head
and most importantly SNUGGLES
snuggles are a must
for him, movie dates are just an excuse to be extra touchy with you
even though he never needs an excuse to get cuddles whenever he wants
because c’mon
it’s felix
what are you gonna do, say no?
kim seungmin
murder mystery film
tends not to talk all that much during movies
he’d just be so completely engrossed in the movie that he’d forget about his surroundings
but that’s not to say he won’t hold your hand or drape his arm over your shoulders
every now and then you can catch him leaning forward in his seat
with his mouth slightly ajar
it’s so endearing
but if for whatever reason you want to get his attention...
heh...
yeah, good luck with that
you’d have to maybe give his hand a lil squeeze to get his attention
and at first he’d just turn his head in your direction, keeping his eyes glued to the movie
but if you gave his hand another squeeze, he’d snap out of it
“psst...seungmin”
“mm.”
“hey, seungmin?”
“huh? yeah?”
“i love you”
if that doesn’t make his heart SWELL—
his dazed expression would quickly shift into one of pure elation and fondness
he might not respond verbally
but he’d gently bring your hand up to his lips
press a soft kiss atop your knuckles
and then lower your hand again without letting go, turning his attention back to the movie
but that bright smile of his would never falter for even a moment
he loves you too
so so much :)
yang jeongin
another one for romantic comedies
he likes it when there’s a little less “rom” and slightly more “com”
and so do you
because it means you get to hear his laugh more
oh god...
his laugh
the little giggles in between the short gasps for air...
so cute
“no. i’m not cute.”
he is very cute
probably won’t initiate any skinship
but if you do, he will absolutely go along with it
sometimes he’ll nod off in the middle of a movie
and then wake up during the credits, completely disoriented
“where am i”
“you fell asleep”
“huh??”
“you drooled a little on my shoulder, you goof”
unlike hyunjin, he’s really good at sneaking food into the theaters
like really really good
almost to the point that it’s scary
usually people try to sneak in popcorn or candy or maybe soda
well not jeongin
“hey, you want some?”
“what the- HOW DID YOU GET A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN IN HERE”
“:]”
he’s not telling
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Unrequited (Part 5)
pairing: bucky barnes x reader characters: bucky barnes, reader, steve rogers, natasha romanoff, tony stark, pietro maximoff, crystal amaquelin, clint barton, sam wilson, sharon carter, word count: 7k+ warnings: curse words, flirty bucky, flirty tony, angst, sad friends summary: things are changing and its startng to get hard to keep up a/n: hi, welcome to the slowest update and slowest burn story ever, but its here now--and let me tell you, this chapter is NOT how i planned... still like the outcome and really, it just means that the next ch is going to be just as long (im also looking for someone to beta future chapters ;o; so if youre interested, lemme know)
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“Natasha?” you call out, entering the eerily quiet apartment. The lights are off, the television quiet and dark, everything you used for breakfast is still in the sink, none of it put away—she hates seeing a full sink, but hates washing dishes in the morning even more, preferring to do them when she gets home when it’s her turn.
You call out for her again, your footsteps echoing as you make your way to her bedroom. Knocking, you wait for a beat before opening the door, and just like the rest of your shared home, her room is dark—even the neon lights she likes leaving on occasionally are turned off.
Where could she be?

There’s a note on the island counter that has you frowning—Out for the day. It reads in Natasha’s cursive writing. I’ll be home for dinner.
You don’t share any classes with Natasha, today. In fact, you don’t have any classes Tuesdays, something you’re grateful for because having classes everyday last year really stressed you out, and while you’re still stressed having three classes on three days of the week, you have more days to relax and study if need be.
Your free days also give you the chance to spend time with Natasha, something you both take seriously. Afterall, you made a promise to one another senior year of highschool that you’d always carve out a little bit of time for each other and that you’d always tell one another what was on your mind, never letting it fester.
It feels… weird knowing something is wrong and not knowing what it could be. But you just have to give her space and wait for her to tell you on her own, just as she gives you space when you need it.
Doesn’t mean you like it, though.
With a loud sigh, you leave your apartment.

You shoot him a quick text to let him know you’re here, and he replies by giving you the code for the building and his floor and apartment number.
Seriously, Bucky? Why is he making you go up?
Grumbling, you take the elevator to the fourth floor and knock on his door, ready to rip him a new one for having you meet at his place rather than somewhere else when it opens to reveal… not Bucky?
Naked torso and bright blue eyes greet you, and widen in surprise as a small squeak escapes your lips. You try to ignore the heat clawing its way up your neck and to your face, desperately hoping he wouldn’t notice.
He says your name breathlessly and you return the gesture with another squeal, head lightheaded and you’re pretty sure it’s not healthy to have all your blood rush to your face like this.
“Steve!” You avert your eyes and focus on the wooden door and the gold numbers 404 instead of his pretty, hairless chest. But it’s kind of hard to keep your focus on something else when your eyes keep wanting to move his way! “Bucky told me to meet him here?”
As if he was waiting for his name, his head pops over Steve’s shoulder, a small smirk on his face—has it always been this punchable? Because your fingers are itching to clock him and wipe that smug look off of his face—that’s becoming a thing isn’t it?
“You’re finally here!” He pushes Steve aside and opens the door wide for you, ignoring the protests of his best friend. He latches onto your wrist, not allowing you a chance to look over the open spaced apartment and pulls you along with him towards the elevator. “I’m taking the car! And put a shirt on!”
You chance a glance over your shoulder to find Steve staring after you both with raised eyebrows and slightly parted lips. Fuck.
“What the hell, Bucky?” you ask as soon as you’re in the privacy of the elevator.
“You’re welcome,” he says, pressing the button for B—basement you’re assuming.
“You’re welcome?” You repeat incredulously. “For what?”
“What do you mean for what? You got to see a shirtless Steve thanks to me!”
He has a point, the little voice in your head says, but you refuse to listen. Pursing your lips, you turn your eyes away to stare at the blinking numbers over the sliding doors. “I’m not thanking you for that.”
He pouts and it’s so uncharastically Bucky, or at least it's uncharacteristic for the Bucky you thought you knew, that it throws you off guard for a moment. You clear your throat and try to recover. “Come on! I did good! You saw a shirtless, Steve! What are the odds of that happening?”
“Literally none.” He grins at your deadpan words. “Still don’t appreciate it, Bucky! That was embarrassing, for him and me.”
He sighs, slouching back into the elevator wall like a little kid having been scolded for stealing a piece of chocolate. “Okay, I get it. I get it, no more tricking you into seeing a shirtless Steve.”
You resist the urge to sigh heavily at his words. “I hate you.”
He grins toothily.

You watch him as he smiles at the poor girl behind the register ringing him up for a pair of sunglasses. She ducks her head shyly, curling a lock of her hair behind her ear as does her best to quell the blushing on her cheek.
He had told you to keep an eye on them, watch him as he tries to win over the cashier with his charm, but from where you’re standing? You’re not seeing shit.
He thanks her with another smile, taking his card that she hands back to him before making his way to you.
You quickly look away when her eyes begin to drift from him to you.
“Did you see?” he asks as he settles into step with you to lead you to another store.
You nod and cock an eyebrow. “What exactly was I supposed to learn from that?”
He makes a face—nose scrunched and eyebrows furrowed. “How easy it is to flirt?”
“I saw none of that,” you deadpan.
He sighs deeply as if completely disappointed in your lack of attention and you have to resist the urge to smack him and roll your eyes. “Did you not see how I—you know what. Never mind.” Before you can even question him, he continues on: “We’re not just here to teach you how to flirt, we’re also here because you need an outfit for the party. Two birds,” two fingers lift into the air and then one finger goes down, “one stone.”
You do a double take, blinking slowly and letting his words process. “I need an—no, I don’t!”
“Oh, yeah?” He raises an eyebrow as he opens the door. “What were you thinking about wearing, then?”
“I don’t know?” You reply indignantly. What exactly is he getting at? “Some jeans and a shirt? You know, like casual clothes.”
When you don’t make a move to enter, he grabs your arm and pulls you along with an eye roll. “That’d be fine for any other party, but this is a Stark party. People dress up to impress, and those that don’t, stick out like a sore thumb.”
Great.
“Come on, sourpuss.”
That’s rich coming from him.
But then again, he hasn’t been much of a sourpuss with you anymore has he?
“What about this?” he asks, amusement laced in his words as he grins stupidly at you. In his hands is a short and skimpy dress that you would never wear out of fear of what you might accidentally end up flaunting.
A glare is all he gets as a response and he laughs loudly. “I’m joking!”
You miss sourpuss Bucky.
He has you searching the floor for something—anything, he deems acceptable for Stark’s party, but you honestly don’t understand why you can’t just wear casual clothes. And when you voice it, he keeps emphasizing the whole “sticking out like a sore thumb” bit. As if he knew you liked blending with the crowd rather than stand out. You relent, allowing him to help you pick something out, too, but you still don’t like the idea of dressing up for a College party.
A blue romper is suddenly shoved in your line of vision and you took a step back to follow the arm attached to the shimmery romper. “Pretty, right?”
You wrinkle your nose involuntarily. It is a pretty romper (better than the first one), with a low open back and a sweetheart neckline. You’d wear it, but it looks more suitable for clubbing than a college party.
“I think it’ll look good on you!”
You reluctantly grab it from his thrusting hand. “Isn’t it too much?” You check the tag. “Besides, not my size.”
“It’s perfect for Tony’s party,” he muses as he ushers you towards the rack where he found the romper, encouraging you to find your correct size. “And it’s actually pretty tame compared to what you’ll see others wearing.”
“You know, you’ve been really making me dread going to this party,” you grumble, pulling out a romper that’s in your size. “You keep making it sound like it’s the event of the year.”
He nudges you towards the changing rooms. “It might as well be. A lot of people look forward to his parties, use it as a chance to completely unwind without any rules binding them to the usual frat party rules.”
Which would make sense as to why Natasha is looking forward to it, especially when she seems to be stressed from outside factors.
“That still doesn’t make me feel better.”
He rolls his eyes. “Stop being a baby.”
The dressing room attendant allows you both in with a smile, pointing to a stall you may use, and you both thank her.
The music is a little louder in the dressing room area than it was on the floor, Dua Lipa’s New Rules blasting loudly, enough to make you drum your finger against the hanger.
“Besides,” he starts from the other side of the door. Through the crack, you can see him with his back turned towards you and waiting. “Going to this party will be your chance to open flirty dialogue with Steve, show him you’re actually interested in him.”
You take your time undressing. “None of what I’ve seen so far will help, Bucky. Smiling and touching someone isn’t flirting.”
“It will!” he assures you over the music. “It’s part of the basics on how to flirt.”
“Okay? But what else?” You were really hoping for more. He made teaching you how to flirt seem like such a big deal the other day.
He doesn’t answer you.
“Bucky?” When he doesn’t answer again, you quickly scramble to put on the romper, not bothering to check yourself in the mirror. You call his name again. No answer. Again. “Are you—“ You open the door to your dressing room and to your surprise, Bucky is still standing outside of your dressing room, closer to the one next to yours. “Why weren’t you answering?”
He leans against the door with his shoulder, hands in his pockets and stormy eyes meet yours when you poke your head out. “Well? Aren’t you gonna show me?” Your forehead creases as your eyebrows curve inward. He motions to the side with his head as if asking you to step out.
With a reluctant step, you come out of hiding, showing him the outfit with a ducked head.
His eyes sweep over you and his hands come out of his pockets, a lopsided grin appearing on his lips. “Wow—you look—you look great, doll.”
Doll? You don’t question it even though you’re curious about the sudden pet name, besides, you’re a little flustered at the genuinity in his voice “You think so?”
“It’s gonna be hard for anyone to look away from you,” he says, eyes twinkling with some kind of emotion that you can’t read. Mischief, maybe?
You pause, the heat that had been gathering in your cheeks suddenly cools as the hair on your arms stand awkwardly. You can’t help the small shiver that runs down your spine, or the small noise of disgruntlement that escapes your lips. What was wrong with him? “What are you doing?”
“What do you mean?” he asks, reaching for a lock of your hair and you jerked away.
Your eyes narrow as you watch the smile on his face grow, but soon they widen as the realization hit you. “Are you—are you trying to flirt with me?”
His smile drops and it’s your turn for your smile to grow, a laugh escaping your lips. His lips form a pout and he groans. “Why are you laughing? This isn’t funny. I’m teaching you how to flirt!”
“By giving me chills?”
He leans away from you, in shock that you’d think he’d ever do such a thing! “I did not give you chills!”
“You did!” you assert as you lift your arm to show him the bumps and awkwardly standing arm hair.
“There’s no way I caused that!”
You shove your arm further into his direction. “You totally did!”
He stares at you unblinkingly, your words processing in his head and taking in your form, until finally, he groans loudly, gaining the attention of the attendant. “But my flirting has never failed!”
You laugh, stepping away from him. “Well, your mom did say you seem to be under a dry spell.”
“Hey!” He sputters. “Just get changed!”
You shake your head with a smile and head back into the changing room to change out of the romper and back into your regular clothes.
After paying for the romper and walking around aimlessly, you two find yourself at the food court sitting across from one another with ice creams in hand.
“Since—apparently—showing you wasn't the best way to reach you how to flirt, telling you might be,” he says after a spoonful of his strawberry cheesecake ice cream. “Flirting isn’t rocket science, doll. Everyone can do it.”
“Not everyone.”
He rolls his eyes. “You’re not giving yourself enough credit. Flirting is all about conversation and being confident while doing it,” he says, straightening his back. “A lot of people have this… idea, that you have to be coy and charming to flirt, but you don’t have to be. Sometimes it’s all about compliments, other times it’s about subtle touching, or most of the time—both.”
You close your lips around your spoon, narrowing your eyes at him.
“Try it on me.”
Your spoon almost drops from your hands at his words. “What?”
“Try flirting with me.”
“Bucky—“
“You’ve seen me flirt twice—“
“I learned nothing from either time.”
He blatantly ignores you and you can’t help but laugh under your breath. “So, you have an idea of what you should do when flirting with someone.”
“I don’t know—“
“Just compliment me, talk to me, reach for my hand or something.” He smiles. “You’ve got this.”
You take a deep breath and finally relent. Placing your spoon back into the cup with your melting ice cream, your eyes meet his expectant gaze.
Sweeping over his eager gaze, your eyes fall on the red beaded bracelet wrapped around his wrist. It’s homemade, a little worn out by the look of the scratches on some of the beads. But it’s cute, reminds you of something you would’ve made when you were in middle school for Natasha, or something your younger brother would’ve made for you. Did one of his sisters make it for him? Shyly, and nervously, you reach for the beaded bracelet, gently running your index finger over the small beads.
“I like your bracelet.”
“Yeah?” He asks with a wide grin, stormy eyes watching you carefully and you can’t help the heat licking at your skin—god, this is embarrassing!
“Yeah, it’s cute… looks good on you,” you mutter, hooking a finger under the bracelet and flashing your eyes up at him from under your lashes, still feeling hot and embarrassed, and if you cry, holy shit you’re going to die. You can’t even read Bucky’s expression, there’s a smile on his face but his eyes are pretty neutral. Fuck. What if you’re messing up? What if you’re only making a fool out of yourself? “No!” You gasp softly, extracting your finger from his bracelet and covering your face with both hands. “No, I can’t do it!”
“Come on,” he drawls and gently takes hold of your wrists to coax your hands away from your face. “You were doing great!”
You let him pull down your hands and purse your lips, not completely believing him, but he sounds genuine enough. “Was I really?”
“Yes, you were!” he says, patting your hands in his. “You complimented something on me and me, found an excuse to touch me and kept eye contact for most of it! That’s pretty fucking amazing.”
You slip your hands from his to cup your jaw and groan. “I wish I could believe you.”
“All you really had to do was ask questions, prolong the conversation, make me think you’re interested in knowing more about me,” he advises softly. “If you do something similar like this to Steve? He’ll be putty in your hands.”
Giddiness bubbles in your stomach as you think of Steve flirting back, but… “But what if I get too nervous? Or fail?”
“Then you breathe, remind yourself you’re having a conversation to get to know him outside of what you already do know.” He waits for a beat, eyes searching your face for a moment and sighs. “Some people like to lay it on thick with the charm because that’s what they’re good at. You? You’re just… you. Doe-eyed, a little awkward, more than a little blunt sometimes. So use that to your advantage.”
You don’t fully believe him, but he sounds so sure of himself that you can’t help but agree to try it. “All right. Okay, I’ll do my best.”
“That’s all you need.” He grins and tilts his head towards one of the many entrances of the mall. “Want to head home?”
You look down at the ice cream pooling in your cup and decide to throw it out along with Bucky’s empty cup. “Mind if I check out the Disney store before we go?”
He remains seated, thanking you as you take his trash with yours. “Was afraid you wouldn’t ask.”
Throwing the two cups, you look at Bucky over your shoulder, ignoring the family of four that cuts between you to occupy a table. “You like Disney?”
He scoffs, offended that you even thought of asking such a heinous question. “Of course, I do.”
You shrug, laughing under your breath as you wipe the imaginary dust from your hands. “Most guys hide their affinity for Disney.”
Without thinking much of it, Bucky grabs the bag carrying your romper from the empty chair. When you make a grab for it, he tells you he’s got it and begins to lead you towards the Disney store. You follow after him, thankful. “I’m not most guys,” he quips back. “But… uh… does Natasha not like guys that like Disney?”
You blink, processing his shy inquiry and then throw your head back in laughter.
“Hey! It’s a legit question, if she doesn’t—“
You fall into step with him, smothering your laughter with the back of your hand. “What? Are you going to hide your love for the mouse from her if she doesn’t?”
“Maybe?”
You roll your eyes. “I suggest you don’t, Bucky. Natasha… she likes authenticity.” He knows this! But he’s really gung-ho on changing himself for her, isn’t he?
“It’s not like I’m going to lie about it! I’ll just be… omitting the truth.”
“That is lying,” you say with a bit of whine and drawl in your voice. “Lying by omission.”
“Whatever gets her attention.” His lips turn down and his eyes sweep down at you with a semi glazed look before staring forward. “That’s the whole point of this, right? Getting their attention?”
You try to hide the wince and find that you can’t bring yourself to refute him.

Your eyes meet your own in your mirror’s reflection, and with a deep breath, you leave your bedroom.
Natasha is on her phone, fingers tapping away at the screen barely acknowledging you other than a, “Finally!”
“Sorry,” you start as you make a beeline to the fridge for water. “I’m just a little unsure of what I’m wearing.”
She looks up, twisting in her seat to take a look at you and she lets out a strange noise that sounds akin to excitement. “Where have you been hiding this little number?”
You purse your lips. “It’s okay?”
“Are you kidding me?” She stands and makes her way over to you, smirking wickedly, hand to her chest as she buckles her knees. “I am in love!”
You gently push her away and she cackles. “God, you’re so weird.”
“You love me!”
“Yeah, yeah!”

Pietro: bruh, i am in awe
Pietro: i shit you not, you’re going to be fucking blown away when you guys get here
You: His place that nice?
Pietro: what do you think?
Attached to the message is a picture of Pietro making a face at a large chocolate fountain in the middle of who knows where and you honestly can’t believe it. You really fucking can’t. Who fucking owns a chocolate fountain other than a fictional character?
“Are you seeing this?” you ask Natasha, who sits beside you in the moving taxi, staring incredulously at your phone screen as you receive another message from Pietro, but this time of him sticking a marshmallow into the fountain with a stick.
She hums. “Seeing what?”
“What Pietro just sent—group chat?”
“Oh,” she says. “No.”
Sighing, you put away your phone, ignoring the incoming text from Pietro most likely asking how far away you are. “Who do you keep texting?”
“Huh?” She looks up at you after a moment of silence. “Oh, a friend—hey, you don’t mind if I invited them to tag along, right?”
A friend? You try to keep yourself from frowning, keeping a more neutral, curious expression. “I don’t mind, but, who did you invite?” You’re pretty sure you know everyone she knows or at least know of the people she deems worthy enough to call friends—which aren’t many (and are literally the same people you call friends).
“He’s one of the guards at the center,” she says, returning her attention to her phone, a smile appearing on her lips as she types out another message. “I had trouble on the first day and he helped me.”
“Wait, you had trouble?” Why didn’t she tell you that? She had only mentioned that it went well, but the kids could be a bit too much if she wasn’t stern enough.
She waves her hand dismissively. “Yeah, got lost. Not a big deal.”
She got lost and made a friend on her first day and it’s no big deal? “Right.”
She raises her head to look at you once more, eyebrow cocked and ready to say or ask something, but the driver pulling up slowly and saying, “Here we are,” distracts you both, stealing your attention for a moment and making you both glance out the window.
“Wow,” is all you can manage to say as you stare up at the modern home—mansion, really—as you push open the car door to step out, Natasha right behind you. You knew Tony was rich, but this, this is crazy rich.
The chocolate fountain now makes sense.
You both thank your driver and the man nods, wishing you both a fun night before driving off.
“And I thought your parent’s home was big,” you tell Natasha.
She chuckles, clapping your back before beginning to lead you towards the main entrance and closer to the loud music playing indoors. “Pietro and Crystal are already here, right?”
“Yep. They might be by the chocolate fountain, wherever that is.”
“Cool, I’m going to look for my friend,” she says, pushing open the door and allowing the music to escape from the enclosed space—“Meet you there?”
She’s seriously not thinking of leaving you—oh my god, she is. She’s really leaving you!
Before you can even begin to protest, she’s become one with the sea of bodies occupying the open space and you can no longer see your friend among the masses.
Great. Now what?
You frown and when a person knocks into you by accident, giving you a hasty apology as they keep moving, you can’t help but sigh. Why did you even decide to come?
You pull out your phone and read the message Pietro sent you earlier, and reply telling him that you’ve arrived. In a matter of seconds, you receive a message from him saying he’s still by the chocolate fountain and to hurry the fuck up.
Well, at least you still have Pietro.
Just as you’re about to put your phone away, it vibrates with a text notification, your text tone completely drowned out by the music.
James Bucky: How’s the party?
You: Just got here
James Bucky: Barely?
The music is loud around you as you push through the crowd, people not really caring if you bump into them, all of them in their own little world as the bass reverberates through their bones.
You: Wasnt super keen on the romper.
You: Jumped around a lot of outfits
James Bucky: But I thought you looked great!
James Bucky: You ARE wearing it, right?
You: yes, zazu gosh
James Bucky: wait
James Bucky: Zazu from the Lion King?
James Bucky: are you calling me an overbearing bird?
You: 🤷🏻♀️
You: if the shoe fits
James Bucky: listen, if I’m anyone from the movie, I’m Simba
You snort as you reply back: Sure you are
James Bucky: Rude!
James Bucky: Have you seen Steve, yet?
You: no.
You: Looking for Pietro and his girlfriend first
James Bucky: All right
James Bucky: Guess I’ll let you go
James Bucky: just remember to relax! You’ve got this!
Yeah! You do got this!
Thanks, Bucky.
Your search for the fountain leads you outside to a small courtyard where it’s a little less crowded, but just as noisy with the music and talking. In the middle of it all is the glorious chocolate fountain and in front of it a long table of fruits and other assortments that could be dipped into the chocolate.
“What do you think?” A voice suddenly says next to your ear and you can’t help but let out a surprised squeal as you jump around to face the culprit. “Cool right?”
“Tony! What the hell?”
He chuckles and looks you over, his eyes still obscured by his dark glasses. “You look good.” He sounds sincere enough, but you can’t help but raise your eyebrow in suspicion.
“Thanks?”
He grins. “You’re welcome.” He looks around you. “Came alone?”
“Ah, no, I came with Natasha, but she went searching for someone.”
“And you?” He asks, removing his eyewear and hooking it’s leg into the collar of his shirt. “You’re not searching for anyone?”
“I am…” you say, a little hesitant, unsure of what his question is meant to mean. “My friend Pietro.”
He tilts his head to the side. “You mean silver haired kid over there?”
You follow his line of vision, head twisting to look over your shoulder where Pietro and his girlfriend are sitting on a wooden bench, gorging on strawberries covered in chocolate. “Thanks.”
“Buckaroo didn’t come with you?” he asks, stopping you from making your way over to Pietro and Crystal.
“Uh, no. Said he didn’t feel like it.”
Tony snorts, he sounds a little bitter. “Of course, he did.”
Curious. “Did you want him to come?”
He presses his lips thinly, before smiling wickedly. “I’d like for someone else to come.”
“Seriously?”
He grins, head ducking and glasses slipping off the bridge of his nose, but he does nothing to stop them. “Sorry, bad joke.” He doesn’t sound sorry at all.
“Do you usually do that?”
He catches your gaze over the rim of his glasses. “What? Make bad jokes?” He shrugs. “Probably.”
“No,” you start slowly, pausing for a moment to search his eyes, study him as much as possible before he can grow offended by your next words, words that you probably wouldn’t say to a stranger and shouldn’t say to a stranger, but still do. “Do you usually deflect when someone goes into uncharted territory?”
He tenses, eyes narrowing and jaw clenching, it only lasts for a second, but you catch it. And that’s enough for you to know you’re right. He lets out a dramatic sigh and looks away from you, pushing his glasses back up. “Ah, and here I thought you’d be more fun than most of these people.”
You purse your lips, ready to retort, but before you can, a hand lands on your shoulder, pulling you away from Tony and to a muscular body—Pietro.
“Is he bothering you?” Pietro asks, eyes locked on to Tony, not even bothering to look down at you. It’s the big brother act.
“Pietro!” You scold him, pushing him away from you and from confronting Tony. “It’s fine. We were just talking.”
“And now we’re not,” Tony announces, eyes moving from Pietro to you. “Have fun, gorgeous.”
“What was that about?” Pietro mutters, confused as you both stare after Tony. And you can’t help but watch as he joins a group, laughing and smiling with them for only a moment before moving on to the next one. Never staying in one place.
“I don’t know,” you admit, a small frown making a home on your features.

You can never truly tell what the hell is going on with Pietro and Crystal. One moment they’re both laughing and having the time of their life and the next they’re arguing about the little things—this time the little thing being, well, you.
You’ve always known that Crystal wasn’t and isn’t particularly fond of you and Natasha, sometimes seeing both of you as some kind of threat or rivals for Pietro’s love, but you and Natasha usually pay her no mind. This time, however, it’s a little hard to ignore them when she’s whining about the fact you’re third wheeling their date, forgetting the fact that you and Natasha had invited Pietro in the first place, and he had decided to bring his girlfriend along.
Where’s Natasha when you need her?
Why did you decide to come anyway? Bucky wasn’t joking when he said a Stark party wasn’t a place for striking up conversation, yet somehow he encouraged you to come and said it would be the perfect opportunity to flirt with Steve. Who, by the way, you haven’t seen since you arrived! Granted, you haven’t moved from your spot in the courtyard, but you aren’t so sure going around specifically looking for Steve would be such a good idea. What if you do start dating Steve and you one day tell him that you frantically looked around for him at a Stark party, actively avoiding everyone just to be able to talk to him? He’d most likely freak and call you a freak, and you’d much rather avoid that.
“Then go,” you hear Pietro snap, pulling you from your rambling thoughts to look at him and Crystal, both of them practically in each other’s faces.
His blonde girlfriend with wide blue eyes falters, eyes drifting from him to you and back, and you watch as her bottom lip wobbles for dramatic effect before throwing her hands up in the air and pushing Pietro away from her. “Fine! I didn’t even want to come to this stupid party anyway!”
Pietro sighs heavily as she storms off.
“You sure letting her leave like that is a good idea?”
“Yeah,” he says through a grimace, falling back down onto the bench he and Crystal has been occupying. “It’s fine. We’ll work it out tomorrow. We always do.”
You have no doubt they’ll work it out, because he’s right, they always do. But you still can’t help but worry. How much more fighting and arguing can they take before they break? “Okay. Do you want me to get you a drink?”
He shakes his head and reaches for the red plastic cup by his feet. “I’m good, thank you.” He scoots over and pats the seat next to him.
You flash him a small smile and drop yourself down next to him, taking the chocolate strawberry he offers you before pressing his own strawberry against yours and scarfing it down.
“What’s with the doom and gloom?” Natasha finally joins you, finding you and Pietro sitting on the wooden bench, gorging on chocolate covered fruit. “It’s a party!”
You and Pietro don’t bother reacting to her shimmy of the arms, you instead cock an eyebrow. “Did you find your friend?”
She nods, smiling, looking over her shoulder and making a come here motion with her hand—and who exactly she motions over isn’t who you were expecting.
Not only is it Steve, but it’s Steve. Handsome, blue eyes, pretty Steve, who flashes you a bright smile even after you’ve seen him half naked.
Your mouth falls open in surprise. Steve? Why would it be Steve? As far as you knew, Steve doesn’t work as a security guard. Not at campus, not at the accounting firm he’s interning, and definitely not at a recreational center! He would’ve mentioned it, right? You look at Natasha, but she’s not looking at you, and she’s not looking at Steve either, you note.
She’s looking at someone behind him, someone shorter with darker hair—dirtier, and darker blue eyes—“Clint?”
All eyes snap in your direction, but you pay them no mind, you’re completely transfixed by the man wearing a purple hoodie and acid wash jeans, who immediately recognizes you and smiles cheekily.
“You know each other?” Natasha asks and it's Clint who explains with a nod.
“She’s a regular at the museum, usually comes in during my shift.”
“Huh.” Natasha huffs out a breath. “Small world.”
Steve chuckles and that sound would usually cause your heart to flutter, but you’re currently very much in awe of the fact that Natasha has adopted Clint as her friend. “Guess that makes it easier with the introductions.”
“Uh, excuse you. I don’t know who he is. Hi, I’m Pietro. And you are?”
“Clint Barton, security guard extraordinaire.”
Natasha smiles in Clint’s direction and leans against him, surprisingly enough—which is putting it lightly. You’re more than surprised, you’re absolutely floored, Pietro is too because he turns to you with wide eyes and mouths “what the fuck?”
What the fuck indeed.
Natasha isn't the type to be so… hands on or touchy with strangers (well, then again, Clint isn’t exactly a stranger). It took months—half a year to be exact—for her to be comfortable with touching Pietro, and being touched by him. But here she is, having known Clint for a couple of weeks—BARELY—and is already using Clint as a resting post.
Yeah.
It’s official.
Bucky is screwed.

A Stark party is a sensitive overload, if you’re being honest.
Here you are being rewarded with Steve looking mighty fine in a yellow button down and dark, regular jeans, but you’re somehow distracted by the way your best friend refuses to leave Clint’s side.
She’s smiling, chuckling that soft, genuine chuckle of hers when he cracks a joke or tells a funny story. There’s a spark in her smile and eyes that you haven’t seen in such a long time—not since high school.
You’re happy for her…. but…
This is going to hurt Bucky, isn’t it?
“Hey,” Steve’s warm voice reaches your ears and your body reacts without a minute to waste. Heat crawling up your neck as you practically rip your eyes from them to him.
“Steve, hey.”
“You look beautiful.” Your heart practically beats out of your chest, eyes widening at his sincere compliment and how he studies you with a warm gaze. It takes all of your energy to stay upright, even when the blood rushes to your head and your knees buckle.
He called you beautiful. Steve. Steve freaking Rogers!
Breathe and relax, doll. Flirting is simple conversation. Not an art. “Thank you.” Your voice is quiet, but still managing to be heard over the music if the tick of his lips is anything to go by. “You do too. Yellow is a good color on you.”
What? What kind of compliment is that?! Every color is a good color on Steve!
He chuckles, his eyes slipping down to the button down he’s wearing. “Thanks. This is actually Bucky’s. Told me I should wear it for tonight.” He fixes the collar of his shirt as the first button comes undone, and you can’t help but avert your gaze shyly. What the fuck is wrong with you? It’s just some skin, you dumbass! “You wouldn’t think so, but Bucky actually has an eye for picking out clothes,” he says fondly, proud of his best friend. “It’s one of his hidden talents.”
You return your gaze to him, but this time focus on his eyes, smiling when his own gaze meets yours. “I actually believe you. He helped pick out this romper for me.”
His eyes brows quirk upward. “Bucky did? Really?
“Uh, yeah, actually.” Did you say the wrong thing?
You almost grow worried when the silence between the two of you stretches for a moment longer until he smiles again, eyes softening. “I’m glad you’ve become Bucky’s friend.”
You’re not so sure you and Bucky ARE friends, especially not after he reiterated why you're both talking and helping eachother, but under Steve’s sincere gaze you can’t help the, “I’m glad too,” that slips from your lips. And you definitely don’t regret it when his smile widens.
“Ah, listen, I want to apologize about the other day,” he says, his cheeks red as he rubs the side of his neck and eyes drifting shyly off to the side. “I don’t usually open the door shirtless, but Bucky was hurrying me… and…”
Of course he was. God damn that Bucky! “No, no, it’s your home. You’re allowed to be comfortable. I’m sorry I was so awkward about it. I just--I have never seen that.” Steve’s eyes snap up in your direction and for a moment, you replay your words—have never seen that—what the hell is wrong with you? “I mean, I have. I definitely have seen a shirtless man before. Who hasn’t? I meant to say I have never seen you—you know what? I’m just going to shut up now.”
He blinks slowly and without warning he lets out a loud laugh that takes you off guard, but it fills your chest with warmth. You recognize this laugh; it’s his genuine laugh. The one that makes him throw his head back, hand clutching his chest, and laugh without any inhibitions. And you caused it. You.
You can’t help but chuckle along with him.
And when Steve finally calms down, he glances down at you with crescent eyes and a genuine smile. “You’re cute.”
Heat crawls to your neck and you can’t believe it’s possible to even get this hot and embarrassed. “Thank you?” you squeak.
This is good right? Steve across from you, drink in his hand and smiling down at you as if you’re the only people in the room. And you might as well be, because the music sounds so distant and Pietro’s laughter is muffled.
This is your chance.
This is where you put a hand on his shoulder; lean into his space a little and flash him your doe eyes that Bucky mentioned. This is it! This is where you hint at your feelings, this is—
“Steve!”
Damn it, Sam!
“Look who I found!”
The smile on his face drops and you can't help the way your body jerks when he mumbles the name, “Sharon,” so breathless.
You’re no longer the only two people in the room. The world spins and tilts, and it moves faster than you thought possible—all noise and music coming back to life and deafening you as Steve doesn’t spare you a glance to walk towards the beautiful blonde with kind brown eyes smiling at him.

You push through the crowd, needing to get away from whatever the fuck is going on inside. Steve barely even glanced at you after Sharon had appeared, which shouldn’t be surprising, really. His ex-girlfriend is beautiful and the two didn’t exactly break up on bad terms. They had decided that while she studied abroad at Cambridge for the year, it would be best for them to break up.
So really, you should’ve known that the moment she would showed up, you wouldn’t have a chance.
Not like you had a chance before. But you had hoped with all of your heart that maybe you could have a chance.
You were wrong. Bucky was wrong.
The fresh, cool air hits you as soon as you’re out on the front porch, and you release an exhale.
“Tough night, gorgeous?”
Your eyes snap to Tony, who sits on one of the porch chairs, legs kicked up on the small rounded table, and a cigarette in his hands. “You could say that.”
Tony puts out the cigarette by smashing the tip into the ashtray by his feet.
“Why aren’t you inside playing host?”
A smirk lifts his lips. “Taking a break. Hosting is a lot of work.”
You snort. “I’m sure.”
“Why aren’t you inside?” You shrug and watch as he stands up and moves to the chair over, pointedly looking at the now empty one as if inviting you to sit with him. You do. “Saw you getting chummy with Steve earlier. Didn’t know you had it in you, gorgeous. Bucky and Steve?”
You freeze, eyes widening as you sputter. “What? Bucky and I are just friends and Steve… Steve… is just a friend too.”
He chuckles. “So not gaga over Buckaroo, but definitely deep in the feels for golden boy. Got it.”
“That’s not what I said.”
“Sure it isn’t.” He grins, but there’s no malice in his teasing and for some strange reason, you don’t mind it.
The music is muffled, even with the loud volume it’s set on. But you can make out Ariana Grande’s voice as she sings thank u, next.
“So, were you rejected by golden boy? Is that why you’re out here?”
“Rejected would imply I had a chance.”
“Why wouldn’t you have a chance?” he asks, genuinely curious.
“Sharon.”
“Ah, the ex girlfriend.” He tilts his head back against the headrest. “Is she back? I heard she was back. But you know how rumors are.” Is he alluding to himself?
You watch him and he all does is lift his lips into a smirk that has you shaking your head. Best not to dwell on it. Turning away from him to pull out your phone, you notice you have messages from Bucky and Pietro, but you don’t read either of them, instead going into the Uber app to get a ride home. “Guess so.”
He leans closer to you, peeking at your screen for a second before pulling back. “Ordering yourself a ride?”
You nod, watching as the screen changes when you confirm the addresses and the arrival time and map show up. In a couple of mins you’ll be on your way home. Thank god. “Yeah. I’m just—I’m just really tired.”
“Mind if I come with you?” he jokes, lopsided grin in his face.
You put your phone away once your ride is confirmed and find him no longer staring at you, but instead watching the empty streets, the occasional night drifter passing by. “For someone who likes throwing parties, you don’t seem to like being in yours.”
He chuckles. “Would you believe me if I told you I get tired?”
“Why throw them?”
He shrugs, but doesn’t answer and again, you don’t push him to either. You barely know him, and you have a feeling he’s told you more than he’s told anyone else in one seating.
“Okay,” you murmur and his eyes flicker in your direction before nodding and returning his gaze to the streets.
The two of you remain that way until your uber comes to pick you up. He walks you to the car door and opens the door for you, wishing you a goodnight and waiting until you’re far enough to head back inside.
Tony is an enigma, isn’t he? Everyone thinks they have him figured out, but you’re not so sure Tony even knows who he is himself.
Does Bucky?
You’re about ready to drop dead on your feet as you push open the front door and flick on the light to your apartment, your phone in hand as you mindlessly reading Pietro’s “where’d you go?” text. Honestly, you have half a mind to drop yourself on the sofa instead of your bed, even if your bedroom is only a few steps away from the sofa.
Just as you’re about to close the door behind you and are about to click on your text message thread with Bucky, the creaking of wooden flooring meets your ears and your eyes whip up, finding an unfamiliar woman standing next to your dining table with a hesitant smile and wide, green eyes.
“Who the fuck are you?”
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your hc about mary please🤲🏻🤲🏻
Aw thanks so much for asking!! Idk if you're the same anon that asked about Tilda or a different one, but I appreciate you just the same 😍 no one has interacted with the Tilda post yet from what I can see so idk if people care about this in general but im glad you do! And I'd love to share regardless.
Once again this'll probably be long so it's going under a cut. Cw for normal aftg stuff but then also a little human trafficking mention in the beginning and general abuse/neglect both physical and emotional.
And once again this is in no way to excuse Mary's shitty behavior. She and Tilda were both abusive and terrible mothers and this is more just an exploration of the character and her mentality than anything else. I just love character depth.
Finally, I apologize if this isn't very well worded. I'm pretty tired but I dont like editing myself lmao I'd rather just get this out now. I think I get my points across clearly enough so I don't care as much about how good or bad the writing is
So Mary's mother was a woman who I consider not only having married into the Hatfords but who was basically like... sold to them as a child. Like maybe she was the illegitimate child of some other wealthy family who happened to owe some kind of debt to the Hatfords. And the Hatfords had only one son and were struggling to have another, but were desperate to keep the family line going. So they took this baby in exchange for forgiving a debt, and raised her to one day marry their son.
So this girl (whose name I've decided is Marion for some reason) is raised as a member of the family but like... slightly less. Treated as more of an object than a person. They basically only gave her enough of an education for her to get by, and made sure she knew from a young age that her sole purpose in the family was to marry their son (let's call him Samuel).
So you can imagine she didn't grow into a very happy woman. But she filled her role. She married Samuel Hatford, gave him 3 kids, and then pretended to stay out of the way. Stuart was the oldest, Mary in the middle, and I hc they had a younger sister as well. Don't ask me why. That just popped into my head one day and now I can't imagine otherwise.
So this family dynamic was fucked from the beginning. See Marion filled her role, but she had plans. In raising her children, she gave a great deal of care and attention to Stuart as he was the eldest and the only son. He was to inherit the family business upon his father's death or retirement. And she wanted to make sure she was taken care of properly in her old age. So she made Stuart feel as loved and doted on as she could.
Her daughters served her no purpose, so they got very different treatment. Mary especially was affected by this. The youngest daughter was able to generally slip under the radar and find her own niche in the world (married into a powerful wealthy family through a man she genuinely loved and that was already more than anyone needed or expected from her).
But Mary. She felt her mother's cold shoulder on a very deep level. Their father wasn't exactly a family man- couldn't be bothered. And here was her mother, so plainly and openly playing favorites. Stuart would get hugs and soft words while Mary would- on a good day- get slapped for even opening her mouth. See Mary and her sister were never meant to have any real power in the family. So what did it matter to Marion what grudges they held against her?
So enough years go by and Marion decides its taking too long for her husband to retire. So she takes matters into her own hands. Starts slowly slipping poison into his meals in very small doses until he's too weak to fight back when she slits his throat. She doesn't hide what she did. She doesn't need to. When Stuart takes over at 22 years old, he can't find it in himself NOT to protect her.
But I'm getting carried away. So Mary was now in a pretty weird spot. Stuart being in charge gave her a bit stronger footing in the family (they'd always had a very close relationship despite their mother's attitude), but she was still lower rung. She still suffered at the hands of her mother's emotional neglect and manipulation. And she was getting tired of it.
In comes Nathan Wesninski. See the thing I imagine with Nathan is that he is actually incredible charming. His knives can only get him so much when there are people he can't reach to cut up. And when his rising empire starts doing business with the Hatfords, he and Mary latch onto one another very quickly.
They each have their own intentions in the relationship and neither of them are blind to that. But it wasn't an arranged marriage. See Mary saw Nathan as her ticket up and out. She knew he was vying for power and she knew he was fully capable of getting it. I wouldn't go as far to say they were ever in love- I don't think either of them were ever really capable of that- but Mary definitely had some strong faith in what their relationship could be.
Now, when she looked forward, she finally saw herself on top. She saw her and Nathan standing side by side. That power that had always been out of reach for her? It was now in sight, and she definitely was blinded by that. She didn't see what Nathan really was until she was in too deep.
Stuart and the younger sister had disapproved of Mary and Nathan being together from the beginning. Being in business with him, Stuart knew what Nathan really was and how much he could drag Mary down. Their younger sister had just learned to be much better at reading people. But it didn't matter what they said. Mary had her plan and nothing was going to take it from her.
Mary's commitment to marrying Nathan and Stuart's blatant disapproval of him created a deep rift between them. They had always been very close, but Mary saw his interference as an attempt to keep her in her place. She was stubborn and refused to back down. By the time she and Nathan got married, her and Stuart were barely on speaking terms.
Now the thing is, Nathan knew what he wanted out of Mary. And he also knew that once he had her, she wouldn't be able to go anywhere until he got what he wanted.
It didn't take too long for Mary to come to understand that what they had was never and would never be a partnership. She was a tool to him. And by the time she had Abram, he was already beating her into submission and openly fooling around with Lola on the side.
But now she was stuck. Their marriage may not have been arranged, but it was still a business deal. And even if it wasn't, Nathan wasn't going to let her go anywhere.
Once it became clear that Abram wasn't going to make an appropriate heir for the Wesninski business and Nathan tried to sell him to the Moriyamas, Mary decided she'd had enough. She was going to get out one way or another.
Now here's the thing. We know what Mary was like with Neil when they were on the run. We know how abusive and controlling she was. And she could say it was for his own good all she wanted. But ultimately, it was all about power. She had been beaten down from the very start of her life. She'd been left in the dust, bloody and bruised, while those around her rose to a power that was always just out of her reach.
But now it was just her and her son. And they may not even have the luxury of being real people anymore, but damn if she was going to lose the one thing she was able to call hers- the one thing in the world she actually had power over.
Because that's really all it's ever about isn't it? Mary Hatford wasn't capable of loving anything or anyone. The people who'd raised her and made her who she was had never taught her how to do that. And maybe the fierce protectiveness she had over Abram was the closest she could get to it. But really she just ultimately became the same thing she had always been fighting against. Now it was her own heavy and swift hands doling out punishment to a misbehaving child. Now she herself was the one getting the last word and making all the decisions. Now she had someone following her every command.
It eventually became clear to her that she very likely would die sooner or later at the hands of Nathan and his men. She could only run so far and for so long. But even in her death, she knew she would never let them take what was hers. She never took Abram to Stuart because the break in their relationship was beyond repair at this point. But she still would prefer Abram eventually ended up in his protection than at the end of Nathan's knife. But until these things came, she took Abram and kept running. The more days they ran, the more days she had of power over him and freedom from everything else. The more able she was to ensure that Abram would keep running after her death; that he'd never fall under anyone else's power and that her voice would be the only one left in his head at the end of each day.
If she could see where he'd ended up, she'd be furious (and she'd be surprised at her own fury, as introspection wasn't something she indulged in often). He was never meant to live. He was never meant to move on from her memory or to leave her dying request behind.
But, at the same time, good for him for finding his own strength and place in the world. Because of course it could only happen once she was gone.
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So thats my take on Mary. Once again, she was a piece of shit just like Tilda. This is not to do anything other than explore the character and give her complexity. I do genuinely believed she "loved" Neil in the only way she could ever be capable of loving anyone. But it wasn't love. It was possession. And good on both him and Andrew (and Aaron and Nicky for that matter) for being able to slowly learn to heal from the abuse they suffered at the hands of their parents.
Thanks so much again for asking!! It means a lot and I love to share my headcanons 😊❤
#aftg#aftg meta#mary hatford#stuart hatford#neil josten#nathan wesninski#nathaniel wesninski#abram hatford#tfc#my writing
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okay so ive spent the past few days thinking about a specific Dynamic and I know it’s one that’s pretty popular and Im sure other people have written more at length about it, but I personally have a lot of thoughts and I’m going to share them now.
The Dynamic is what I’m calling the Eager Sunshine and the Suave Kittycat.
Let’s start with the Eager Sunshine.
The Eager Sunshine is all that is good and pure in the world. And they truly believe in the good in the world. They’d be the kind of person to truly believe in the power of music or magic or happy endings. They wear their heart on their sleeve and aren’t afraid to express what they feel, never shying away from expressing anything from happiness to anger. They’re an idealist, always chasing to see the glass half full and believing in the good nature of other people. They’re inspiring just by the way they exist, and that positive effect ripples into everyone they meet. Everything they’ve gone through in life has only made them kinder. Some might call them stupid or naive, or see their positivity as a fault. But it’s what makes them special and stand out from the crowd. They don’t necessarily seek to find themselves in the spotlight, but it just kind of happens. People flock to them and latch on to them because they want a small sliver of the sunshine that radiates off of them.
Now their counterpart, the Suave Kittycat.
Like dark and light, ups and downs, the Suave Kittycat is a direct contrast. First impressions are often wrong of this person because they come off as cold or as an asshole. They’re not at all either of those things, but there is a very thick emotional wall up between them and the world. And it’s because they’ve had a hard or troubled past, and they learned to bite at the world before it snaps at you first. They keep their emotions close to their chest so that they don’t get hurt again, so they can protect what’s left of their broken heart. Often times, they have a facade up to most of the world, and it’s incredibly hard to break down their walls and get to the REAL them. A bit of a pessimist, they tend to isolate themselves and latch onto only one or two people. These characters are often comparable to cats.
How they work together:
Upon first meeting, the Suave Kittycat is enamored with the Eager Sunshine. A bumbling and excited cutie comes stumbling into their life, and they’re immediately drawn to them. And the Eager Sunshine is, of course, drawn to the mysterious and sexy Suave Kittycat. Why wouldn’t they be? But the Suave Kittycat, who is Wiser and Not Naive, thinks that they need to take the Eager Sunshine under their wing and teach them about the evil ways of the world. In reality though, it’s the Eager Sunshine who winds up teaching them about the joy and beauty of life. And it often surprises the Suave Kittycat how much they learn from their little sunshine, and how it allows them to see the world in a whole new light. When together, they balance each other out. When the Eager Sunshine needs to be brought back down to reality, the Suave Kittycat is there to guide them back with a gentle hand. When the Suave Kittycat needs to be brought out of their dark place, the Eager Sunshine is there to radiate. And so on.
Flirting:
This is my favorite part about the dynamic and the part I’ve thought about the most. The Suave Kittycat gets it’s name primarily because they are SUAVE. Their flirting is sexy and poetic, with their words and body language, meaning to sweep you off your feet and knock the air out of your chest. It often comes along with the facade they have built up, because they chose every word and every interaction carefully and with a lot of though. This suave way of flirting works VERY well for them, especially on someone as eager and easily flustered as their sunshine. And the Eager Sunshine is in fact, VERY eager with all things love related. Since they’re eager and since they wear their heart on their sleeve and they’re a bit of a loving disaster, they don’t really….flirt. The Sunshine is more likely to walk up to their Kittycat and say “Hey, so do you want to make out?” It can be read as forward, but it’s only because the Sunshine has so much love in their chest that they almost don’t know what to do with it, and it slips out in blunt flirting. And it knocks the Suave Kittycat on their ass. Here they are, quoting lines of poetry and whipping out all the flirting stops, and this adorable disaster just blurts out what they’re thinking and feeling. And works REALLY well between them.
Some examples:
Orpheus & Eurydice from Hadestown (m/f)

Orpheus is THE Eager Sunshine, the boy who wears his heart on his sleeve and shows you what the world could be. He inspires a revolution just purely by the love in his heart, and reminds the gods of the song of their love. And the first thing he says to Eurydice? “Come home with me. I’m the man who’s going to marry you,” WHAT AN ADORABLE DISASTER. Eurydice is the Suave Kittycat. Her love is poetic and true, but she guards her heart close to her chest, and is known for running away. And she needed her Orpheus to show her how the world could be. (It’s okay, we won’t think about how their story ended, just right now. Their love was true and that’s what mattered.)
Carmilla & Laura from Carmilla (f/f)

Carmilla is THE Suave Kittycat. She’s a centuries old vampire who doesn’t believe in love anymore, until the spunky blonde Laura Hollis comes tumbling into her life. Carmilla is known for quoting poets and philosophers and generally being a nihilist. This is a strong contrast to young and eager Laura, a literal ray of sunshine. Laura leads the people of her university to overthrow the vampiric tyrants and saves lives, and while Carmilla certainly thought that Laura was a naive and stupid little girl at first, she learns to appreciate Laura’s bright optimism and ferocity for justice. The pair works together to save the world and grow together and balance each other out in lovely ways.
Quentin & Eliot from The Magicians (m/m)

Anyone who knows Quentin Coldwater knows that he is the kind of man who makes you see the beauty of all life. He may not always be the hero of the story, but he’s the hero of everyone’s hearts. People flock to him because he really, truly believes in magic, and it’s inspiring to everyone around him. When Quentin first meets his Suave Kittycat Eliot Waugh, Eliot takes him under his wing to mentor the poor young, sweet naive little Q. But it’s Quentin’s influence that teaches Eliot to open himself up to receiving true love, and seeing the beauty of all life. Eliot is also a classic Suave Kittycat, seductive and guards his emotions close to his chest. He’s also famous for the quote “Becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life,” The pair work incredibly well together, balancing each other out and being each other’s best supporters and friends. They loved each other deeply, and they were able to love each other in multiple universes and timelines.
In Conclusion
The Eager Sunshine and The Suave Kittycat is a fun romantic dynamic. And it often surprises the characters themselves, because “How could I fall for someone like that?” But they do and they become better people because of it, and the world becomes a better place because of their love. And I have a lot of feelings.
#lesbianlaynie#the magicians#queliot#eliot waugh#quentin coldwater#hadestown#orpheus#eurydice#carmilla#laura hollis#hollistien#this is just my hot take#i could be wrong but this is the dynamic i see
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His loss, my Gian.
JokerXChubby reader.
Summary: Reader reads a text on her boyfriends phone and finds out he’s cheating. She finds him at J’S club and he’s impressed by what she does.
Warning: little bit of smut, like fingering, murder, the joker, language. Yeah, that normal shit. -I’m going to hell. Again. Oh, some fluff if you count that as a warning. J is little nice....out of character. But oh well.
A/N: idk is it’s just me, but I love when people add visuals, such as pictures or gifs, to a story. So there will be lots.
A/N 2: guys, I got carried away. I think I’m gonna write a part 2 for this when they actually have sex. Actually, might turn this into a series. So yeah. I’ve never wrote a Joker fic, so bare with me here.
Part 2- https://1-800-kill-me-im-gay.tumblr.com/post/173576126505/his-loss-my-gain-part-2
Picking up your boyfriends phone, you looked at the screen. A contact named ‘Baby’ said “I’ll see you soon, babe. Meet at club Allibi like usual.”
Oh, cheating on me, I see. Alright.
You hopped into the shower, a plan forming in your head. I’ll get dressed up and go to the club, kill him, and leave. You smiled a little and giggleled, allowing every ounce of anger reside in you, waiting for it to boil over when you saw him.
Slipping out of the shower, you wrapped a towel around you body and started to blow dry your hair. Hmmm, I could stab him. That’d be easy and quick. Slit his throat. Cut off his dick. Who knows. Maybe both. You let out a psychotic chuckle and threw your head back.
Deep down, you had a thirst for blood. You enjoyed hurting people. Hurting your self. Physically of course, not mentally. You built up a wall and didn’t feel anything, And when you did, you pushed it away, saving it for when you needed it. So, you weren’t lying when you said you were going to kill him.
You pinned your hair out of your face so you could start doing your makeup. Going light on the foundation but super dark on your eyes and lips.


You sighed happily at yourself and walked to your closet. You had no clue what to wear to this club. No fucking clue. You decided to go for a short velvet dress that was deep purple.

You might be a little chubby and curvy, but that dress hugged every single one of your curves. Grabbing a choker and another necklace, you picked out a pair of combat boots, fishnets, and a leather jacket. You could smell your perfume on it from now many times you’ve worn it. Your smell had seeped into the fabric and you loved it. Ohhhh, I need my knivessss! You chuckled at yourself and grabbed your thigh garter from under your bed and slipped your twin knives into it, sliding it on your leg.
Oh yeah, you looking good. You chuckled again, and flipped off your lights, and walked out your bedroom door. You didn’t live far from J’s club. Just a few blocks, so you decided to walk and get your blood flowing. A few cars slowed down and yelled things out the window to you or honked their horn. It didn’t really bother you, not until you heard a car speeding down the road, turning your head, you saw it. The jokers lambo. Your heart sped up in your chest and you felt your knees go weak.
Turning your head back around you continued strutting down the road, the street lights bouncing of your glittered eyelids. Right when you reached the club, the lambo pulled up. You about pissed your pants. Not out of fear, but excitement. The man of your dreams, your hero, he was right there.
You looked at the line outside of the club ad groaned, throwing your head back. “Holy fuck, dude.” You turned to go walk down the line when you heard his voice, and what you heard made your walking wobble.
“The one in the purple dress.” Fuck. I’m gonna die. Hey, at least I go by him!
“Miss?” You turned around when someone grabbed you arm. The man was dressed in black, head to toe, including unglasses. “Mr. J wants you.” He pressed his hand on the small of your back and started walking you towards J.
“Nah ah, hands off of what’s mine, Luke.” J said , giving the guy named Luke a glare. Did he just call me his? Oh yeaaaahhhh!
“Yes sir.” Luke turned around and went back to his post by the line.
“Care to join me, dollface?” He said, more of a statement than a question.
“Always.” You smiled at him, Trying to hide the fact that you were about to shit bricks with excitement. He wrapped his arm around your waist and you instantly pressed yourself against him. It was two pieces of a puzzle colliding for the first time. You thought that he felt it too, because he let out a satisfighed sigh and pulled you closer to him.
You sat on a couch in the V.I.P area that was facing the dance floor. Your eyes were everywhere, searching the dance floor and bar. Your body slumped forward with your arms on your knees and hands balled into fists. You were knocked out of the daze when J pushed the hair behind your head and gently kissed you neck. You turned your head, giving him more access to graze his sliver teeth across your skin and nip at your ear,
“Who you tryin’ to kill, baby?” His hand slipped to your fishnet clad thigh where the garter was.
“What? No one.” You didn’t know why you lied to him. Maybe because he thought that you couldn’t kill someone. He pulled out one of the knives, trailing it down your neck and holding it against your throat.
“Don’t lie to daddy, Baby girl. He doesn’t like it.” J moved closer to you, his face getting closer and closer to you until your lips were pressed against his. “Who?” He slid the knife down to the exposed skin between your breast and pushed the knife into you. You let out a moan and closed you eyes, loving that feeling of pain. You opened your eyes and looked at him, causing a rush of heat to settle between your legs.

“My boyfriend. I’m killing my boyfriend.” you said, attactching your lips to his. He kissed back, roughly, letting the blade slide down your skin and leave a trail of blood. J threw the knife and grabbed a hold of you, moving to where you were now straddling his lap.
You held his cheeks in both hands as his were groping your ass, pushing you down in his clothed erection. You let out a whimper and moved your hands into his hair, fingers latching onto the lime green locks, loving the feeling of the gel. You pulled roughly, causing his head move back and he let out a growl, slapping hardly on your ass.
“Daddy.” You whined, now grinding against his hard cock. “I need to focus.” You moved your head to the side and he continued attacking your neck. Biting, licking, sucking, kissing, he was doing everything.
“You can focus when daddy is done with you, baby girl.” J stuck a hand between your body’s and reached between your thighs, ripping your fishnets open. He slid his hand farther up your thigh and rubbed against your naked sex. “No panties? Naughty, naughty, naughty. Daddy’s gotta spank you later.
“Please, daddy. I need you to touch me.” You wrapped your hand around his wrist pushed his fingers against you, rubbing through your slick and causing you to cry. “Fuck.” You continued dragging his hand across your pussy, hitting your clit each time. “Daddy, I need your fingers inside of me.”
J happily laughed, sticking two fingers inside of your dripping core, “fuck you look so hot fucking my fingers like that.” His free hand rummaged through his suit jacket, trying to find his phone. Once he found it, he started taking pictures. Some of your face and others of your pussy wrapped around his fingers.
Honestly, you were surprised he was letting you do this. Letting you slightly take control and tell him what to do, and fucking Christ it was hot.
Before you could cum, he pulled his fingers away, making you whine in protest. “You can cum when you go take care of business. Now, take that pretty ass over there And do it.”
You watched as he brought his fingers up to his mouth and sucked them off, loving the way her eyes devoured him. Leaning in, you pressed your lips against his, moaning as you tasted yourself. Your fingers danced around his chest and ran along the gold chains that hung there. “Can I wear one? You know, as a good luck charm?”
Your voice was soft and innocent, putting on a cute act and pretending that J didn’t just finger you in his club. “Go ahead, doll.” You grabbed the chain and slid it over his head, placing it on your neck. It hung perfectly between the valley of your breast. He placed a kiss where the chain was, “Make daddy proud.” You were about to get up when He realized He didn’t know your name, so he stopped you. “You gotta name, baby?”
You turned back around and smiled, “its Y/N. Y/N Y/LN.” you slipped the knife into your garter and took off your jacket, leaving your arms and back exposed. You didn’t say anything, just looked at J and winked, and strutted away.
He watched as you pulled a girl by the hair, throwing her across the floor until she hit her head. Out cold. J leaned forward, watching as your boyfriend grabbed your throat. You laughed historically, letting out a loud ‘HAHAHA!’, resembling his signature one. Turning your head, you locked eyes with J, smiling at him before you brought your arm up and knocked it against your boyfriends, causing him to let go of your neck. Throwing a kick into his crotch, he hunched his body forward. You took the opportunity to kick him in his face until it was bloody and he was laying on his back.
“Mr. J, do you want me to stop her?” Luke asked him. J let a smile reep onto his face as he watched you straddle your boyfriend with a knife to his throat. Your dress was riding up and he could see where the fishnets were torn.
“No, let her keep going. Get her clothes. She’s coming home with me.” He waved off his guard, standing up and walking closer as he watched you with anger twisted on your face.
“Why!” You screamed at the bloody man under you. “Why did you cheat?”
He let out a drunken laugh, “look at you. Who could ever love a pig like you? I don’t want a girl with scars and stretch marks. I don’t want you.”
You felt a pang in your heart. One you thought you wouldn’t feel. It wasn’t sadness, more like anger. You felt you stomach twist and you grabbed the second knife. Twisting them in your hands, you brought them down, jabbing them into his eyes before he could blink. “Fuck. You.”
A/N: there will be a part two, possibly more parts. Let me know what you think about it and if you’d like to be tagged. Feedback is greatly appreciated.
#JokerXreader#Joker imagines#joker smut#jared letto joker#smut#suicide squad#suicide squad smut#suickde squad fan fiction#joker fanfiction#his loss my gain
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Going Camping
No one requested this but is that going to stop me???????????????,
no
Synopsis: Cute fluffy story about the reader going camping with DEH characters. Friendship and fluff ensue. Word count: Who fucking knows im typing this in the app on my phone Contains: Like a drug mention but nothing happens lol. Maybe some swearing??? idk
You were so ready for the weekend. You and your friends Jared and Evan were planning to go camping in the woods a few miles outside the city. You’d had a long week, and school was still getting back into swing. Things were busy and you were exhausted. It was almost the weekend, but you had to make it through Calculus class and volleyball practice first.
It was your junior year of high school, and Jared and Evan were your best friends. The three of you shared so many memories together, but this fall they had started to grow apart from you. It made you sad, but you weren’t surprised. The only thing was, you didn’t have many other friends and felt lonely without those two losers by your side. You were hoping this camping trip would stir something inside them and make it like old times.
You grabbed your calculus book out of your locker and headed for the classroom. Already you were mentally checked out for the weekend, so you spent the class doodling on a scrap of paper and daydreaming about Evan. You’d had a crush on him since the fourth grade, but you’d never told him. You didn’t think he felt the same and didn’t want to mess up your friendship.
Jared leaned over your desk, trying to see. “What are you working on?” he stage-whispered. “Shut up, Jared!” you hissed, hiding your drawing. You’d been trying to sketch Evan’s profile from memory, which was proving difficult. Jared knew you had feelings for Evan, but you still didn’t like talking about it. If you gave him any indication of how you felt, he’d tease you for weeks on end. Jared was already doing the most to make fun of you for choosing an overnight camping trip, where it would be just the three of you.
“It’d be too easy for you two to get cozy out there,” he’d say slyly, poking you in the ribs. “It’s dark and quiet and I wouldn’t mind a bit. You just can’t be too loud, or you might scare the owls.” You’d punch him and mutter, “I’d like to feed you to the owls right about now.”
The Calculus teacher looked over at you and Jared, still squabbling, and asked, “Is there something you would like to tell us, Mr. Kleinman?” He shook his head and said with an angelic smile, “No, ma'am.” The teacher turned to you. “What about you, Ms. [Y/L/N]?” You looked down. “No.”
“Well, then, keep it to yourselves. Talk about it later and not during my class.” “Yes, ma'am.”
The rest of Calculus passed without incident and the bell rang for your last period. You’d given up on your drawing of Evan, so you crumpled it up tightly and tossed it in the trash on your way out.
Despite your preoccupation, volleyball practice moved along quickly, and soon you were headed to meet the boys to talk about last-minute details. You drank coffee, goofed around a bit, and finally agreed to meet at Evan’s house at 8 am the next day.
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You woke up at 7, feeling energized. Your weekend was free. You were going camping with your best friends. It was going to be amazing.
You rolled out of bed, dressed, and finished packing your knapsack. You still had time before you were supposed to leave, so you opened your laptop to pass the time. Idly you scrolled through Facebook, yawning and wondering why people would choose to post pictures of their children and brag about their dumb middle school accomplishments.
Amidst all these bragging parent posts, you found a Timehop on Evan’s page. You looked closer and your heart melted. It was a picture of the two of you 9 years ago at someone’s birthday party. You were both grinning like the happy kids you were. His arm was slung around your shoulder, even though you were slightly taller, and crooked party hats were perched on your heads. You were still missing a few teeth and his hair looked ridiculous.
It was the cutest photo you’d ever seen.
You softened, thinking of the time he’d kissed you later that year on a dare from Jared. Evan always pretended not to remember that, but you knew he did. You snapped your laptop shut suddenly. Thinking about your best friend that way wasn’t going to get you anywhere. It was best not to dwell on what happened when you were kids. It was time to camp.
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An hour later, you and the boys were on the road in Evan’s truck. He had the windows rolled down and hip hop music blasting through the radio. Jared was singing along to every word. He liked bragging that he knew every song by Future, Lil Yachty, and Chance the Rapper and so far, he was proving himself right. You and Evan laughed uproariously as he spat out yet another rhyme about drugs. The idea of Jared doing drugs was hilarious. He was so… vanilla.
While you were laughing, you saw Evan looking at you. He quickly looked away and murmured “eyes on the road.”
You loved looking at Evan’s arms. They weren’t hugely muscular or anything, but Evan wasn’t a shrimp. As he drove, your eyes roved down his nice-looking arms to rest on his hands. It wasn’t a fetish or anything, but God, Evan had nice hands. What you would give to hold one…
You shook yourself out of it. No thinking about your best friend that way. It’ll just mess up the trip.
Soon enough, Evan’s truck rolled to a stop as you reached the camping site. It was a nice spot with a good view of the valley, but you and your friends were mostly interested in the woods where you’d be staying. You each grabbed your gear and headed off into the trees, with Jared still singing a Chance the Rapper song (Same Drugs, maybe).
After a short trek, you reached a small glade where Evan liked to relax alone sometimes. He’d told you and Jared about this spot about a year ago, but neither of you had been to see it until now. You could see why Evan liked it here. Bits of sunlight filtered through the trees, and there was plenty of soft grass to lie down on. Plus, the spot was far away enough from the city that everything was tranquil and still. You couldn’t hear a single car.
Jared took a big breath in. “Smells like dirt.” Evan rolled his eyes. “There’s more to this place than just dirt, Jared,” he said, looking around as if greeting his second home. “It’s beautiful here.” His eyes shone. He must really love this place, you thought. You’d never seen him so happy before.
Choosing to ignore it, Jared plopped himself down and asked lazily, “So, Mr. Trees. What do we do now?” You’d forgotten Jared had never been camping before. “Well,” Evan said, “I guess we could set up our tents and then… go for a hike or something.”
“Anything you say, Boss,” said Jared sweetly.
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After a long day of hiking and singing loudly and helping Jared hide and scare Evan (it happened at least 4 times but the poor boy jumped at each one), you and the boys were ready to cool off. Evan really did have a good spot, as there was a small creek nearby. It was just deep enough to wade and splash around in. You ducked behind a clump of trees to change into your bathing suit, then charged toward the creek, determined to splash the hell out of Jared (he’d scared you once or twice, too).
Both of your friends were already in the water, Jared without his glasses (excellent) and Evan in his red swimming shirt. You sent a big splash at Jared right as he turned around to notice you. “Aggghhhh!” he spluttered, water dripping from his hair and nose and chin. “You’ll pay for that, [Y/N].” He moved toward you, but tripped over a stone in the creekbed. “Damned eyesight,” he muttered. “I can’t fucking see anything. How is this a fair fight?” He looked down and said, “Oh, would you look at that, I’m bleeding.”
“Where?” you asked, concerned. You hadn’t meant to hurt him. You took a step toward him and reached out to touch his hand, but he grabbed your arm and yelled “A-HA!” and promptly twisted it and pushed you back into the water with a big splash. He laughed and Evan did, too, as you shook the water out of your eyes and glared up at him. “That’s it, Kleinman, you’re going down.”
You lunged toward him, latching onto his back and trying to give him the world’s biggest noogie. He spun around wildly, trying to shake you off. He yelled, “I can’t see! I can’t see! [Y/N], have mercy!” But you weren’t letting go. Evan was watching this whole exchange from the banks with an amused look on his face as the two of you splashed and yelled and struggled. “Evan!” Jared called out. “Evan, get this monkey off my back!”
You felt strong arms around your waist, pulling you off of him. You kicked and pummeled, but Evan was holding you fast over his shoulder. Jared struggled out of the creek, yelling, “I need some alone time now! My pride is severely injured!” And with that he disappeared into the woods. That left just you and Evan. He quickly set you down.
At the same time you realized he was still holding you around the waist. Blushing, he let his hands drop. You were standing not far apart – close enough to touch – and he seemed very aware of it. He was still panting a little from picking you up. A few droplets of water sparkled in his hair. And he was smiling so shyly at you. Could it be that… he felt the same way about you?
“Sor-sorry, [Y/N],” he managed, “gotta help a brother out.” You grinned back at him, feeling your heartbeat doing double time at being so close to him. “It’s all good, just don’t fuck with me when it comes to water fights. I’ve got three brothers, so I know how to rough you up.” He laughed, his nose crinkling. You loved that stupid nose crinkle.
He was so close to you, close enough that you could kiss him if you wanted. “Evan…” you started, wondering if you should finally tell him how you felt, but before you could, he blurted out, “[Y/N], I'velikedyouforareallylongtimeandIneverknewhowtosayitbutIloveyou.”
You blinked.
“You what?”
His face fell, and he mumbled, “I, uh, I’m sorry, I just thought that maybe you felt the same way and if not that’s totally okay, it was nothing anyway–” “No, no,” you interrupted. “I’ve liked you for so long but I didn’t want to mess things up between us and I didn’t want to make Jared feel left out and things would be super weird if we didn’t work out and I–” You were cut off as Evan suddenly pressed his lips against yours, giving you the sweetest, gentlest kiss ever known. As the kiss ended, he looked down at you, slightly dazed, and smiled.
“I hope that was okay, [Y/N]. You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to kiss you.” Your heart still pounding, you beamed and said, “Me, too,” and put your hands on his face to bring him in for another kiss. As your mouths moved, his hands slowly moved to rest around your waist. Was this what heaven was like? You sure hoped so. Kissing Evan was better than anything you’d ever imagined. You ran your fingers through his hair and he gave a teeny sigh of enjoyment.
“I knew it!” Jared’s voice ripped through the glade. Evan jumped away from you. “It’s-it’s not what it looks like!” he yelled. Approaching the bank, Jared answered, “Well, it looks like my two best friends have finally admitted their feelings for each other, and I didn’t even have to do a thing.” He smirked. “I knew you kids would come around.”
Evan looked at you. “You told him?” You nodded. “And you did, too.” Jared leaned in with a triumphant grin. “And I didn’t tell either of you.” Then he pulled something out from behind his back. “And I didn’t even have to use this.”
Your drawing.
Legend has it your mortified cries of “JARED!” echoed through the forest til dawn.
#what the fuck is up with the spacing#my writing#writing#imagine#jared kleinman#evan hansen#deh x reader#deh#deh imagine#dear evan hansen#dear evan hansen imagine#fic#fanfiction#deh fanfic#evan x reader#fluff#fluffy fic#fluffy fanfiction#mine#my-writing
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there are so many nuances around villainous characters and it’s such a fucking nightmare that everything is ruined by polarization
take, for example, adam taurus
i seriously caught people out here saying that he did NOTHING wrong, even after he sliced blake’s mcfucking head off!!! binch!!! what!!! what show are you watching and how are you so blind!!! i caught people defending him to the death and making up excuses for him (’he was brainwashed’, ‘he isnt violent he only does what he has to’ etc). no!!! your willful misinterpretation of the character is Bad!!!
but i also catch people out here like ‘adam taurus could not more obviously have always been satan incarnate, from the start, and anyone who likes adam as a character is a terrible person and if you like him at all im gonna need #receipts confirming that you were abused and you’ve latched onto him to cope’, as if angry minorities haven’t always latched onto the characters who represented their emotional struggles (’Magneto was right’ shirts, anybody?), which is like!!! no!!! people can like villains!!! they can find them fascinating!!! they can empathize with their reasons!!! they can do these things without excusing anything they do or ignoring their flaws!!!
and then that leaves me, of course, in the middle. i can’t point out the ways we were misled about adam’s character without the Defenders assuming i agree with them that he was portrayed as a noble and just hero (he wasn’t) and the Haters assuming i want to excuse his actions and deny canon, i can’t point out that adam is irredeemable and awful without the Haters assuming i’m on their ‘anyone who resonates with adam ever is Evil’ bandwagon and Defenders assuming i’m gonna be out here sending them hate
when the fact of the matter is we were repeatedly given evidence that adam was evil, irredeemable, too far from the light to come back (blake. was. scared of him, jesus fucking christ. people thought adam would be a Good Guy when blake literally almost entirely shut yang out over simply REMINDING her of adam. he wanted to blow up a train car of innocent people who were just trying to make a paycheck and not involved in any of the SDC’s decision-making. he. was. Bad!!!) and anyone who thinks otherwise was misleading themselves, but adam was not set up to be this (adam, a very experienced and trained fighter who would damn well know better, turning away from his enemy to make sure blake was alright, adam, who was shown to be very fast on his feet in the entirety of the black trailer, clearly recognizing that blake was going to sever the train cars and making no effort to reach her and stop her as he just lets her go, adam, who had the resources right then to hunt down the deserter, calling off the search parties for blake. adam, who was meant to be the face of a mistreated group of people---the oppressed should never be your villains, but if they’re going to be they should NOT be irredeemable, they should be nothing if not empathetic through and through! none of those things line up with the sudden 180 degree switch to a man who would stalk blake to the ends of the earth just to torture her in any way possible).
and, people assume that even with my middle ground stance (adam is bad, adam was always bad, adam was not ever framed to be this bad before the v3 finale), i’m not willing to acknowledge that regardless of what adam was set up to be, he’s a completely unrelatable and sadistic monster now based on the unfortunate turn canon took. surprise binch! i can recognize that i was misled with past information without it affecting my understanding and acceptance of the current information!!
and idk im Tired lmao like villain discourse is exhausting in every fandom, especially when pointing out fandom and creators’ ingrained racism and other prejudices comes in
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Apr 26 Blurr’s Horror Stream - V For Vendetta
Prowl didn’t like the movie very much. He thinks it would have been better off if the society was left with the corrupt government and V was shot at the start. Better corruption than anarchy.
Welcome to the 'speedxstealer' room. The chat room has been cleared by the moderator. FakeProwl: *prowl is here early and WAITING on soundwave's couch* Neddles: *Soundwave -thought- he was going to be his usual early self, but apparently someone has beaten him to it. Intrigued and just a (really big) smidge delighted to see this, beelines for his seat.* Neddles: *A number of deployers come in after him, dancing to the music, and scatter.* Neddles: *...Soundwave might be a little suspicious about the song choice, though.* B l u r r: / dragging a cart in behind him on wheels. Grumbling and tugging it to his couch. / Neddles: *Time to assist! Frenzy darts over to the cart and gets pushing from the opposite end.* B l u r r: / flicks finials/ Hn..? Oh, hey. /slides the cart up, with help, to the side of the couch / Neddles: \\WHATCHA GOT THIS TIME?\\ B l u r r: Weapon systems. Neddles: \\FRAG YEAH! MY KINDA CART. WHAT FOR?\\ B l u r r: New upgrades. Possibly. Whirl: *trots in, pausing in the doorway with his head tilted quizzically* Neddles: \\WHIRL! WEAPONS!\\ Points at the cart. Neddles: \\WHATCHA UPGRADIN'? YOU GONNA DO IT HERE?\\ Whirl: That's an unusual pick for--what? *perks up immediately and finishes entering* B l u r r: I might not do it right here. It's a thought process. B l u r r: / lifts up a turret and looks it over. Hums / B l u r r: (( i almost wrote turtle. )) Whirl: You're tooling up, Teach? *draws up to the cart and looks between it and Blurr* Whirl: ((pdkfd__ Whirl: ((The Battle Turtle)) B l u r r: (( yes good )) B l u r r: Maybe... it's a thought process. Tarantulas: *Tarantulas is summoned by talk of weapons - zoop, down from the ceiling on a line, tiny spide on blurr's shoulder* B l u r r: / reaches a claw up to pat pat the spide / Whirl: *pauses, huffing, and zoops his helm up* ...Tarantulas? Whirl: *that big ole eye is thrust right up on the spide* Tarantulas: *is patted! will stare back at the eye* Yyyyes? Whirl: What the hell. I had no idea you got that SMALL. Tarantulas: I thought I - haven't I told you? Neddles: \\THE SPIDER? WHERE? I DON'T SEE HIM.\\ Neddles: *Frenzy hops about looking* B l u r r: / sets turret down and pulls up part of a missile launcher / Hnnh.... broken. /tosses it back inside / Neddles: Immediately redistracted. \\DON'T GOT REPAIR PARTS?\\ Whirl: If... you had I'd forgotten. Whirl: *shrugs; he doesn't seem alarmed to see Tarantulas. Mostly just surprised* Whirl: Teach! Don't--GIVE ME that. B l u r r: I do... but these aren't MY parts. Whirl: Here, set aside your broken weapons. I can work on them. B l u r r: No, it's mine. I stole it myself. /huff / Whirl: You got a table or something? B l u r r: / he's joking of course / FakeProwl: *oh, is tarantulas over there?* Tarantulas: *jumps off blurr, size up, transform, right in time for prowl to see! yiss* FakeProwl: *of course. of course he's with Blurr. Prowl is beginning to learn that in any given room Tarantulas immediately makes a beeline for the worst person there.* B l u r r: I don't have a table right here right now. B l u r r: / sets missile launcher aside for Whirl / FakeProwl: *Smokescreen. Blurr. Black Shadow. Next he's going to be having dinner parties with Tarn.* Whirl: Then I'll sit on the floor. Pass me 'em. Tarantulas: *worst, u mean the BEST* B l u r r: / excuse. He can be invited to our cannibal dinners / Neddles: *Soundwave nods to Tarantulas. And he'd hope there were no dinner parties with Tarn. He'd be in serious trouble then.* Whirl: *he Tarantulas: Make a pile of whatever none of you want, I'd be more than glad to snag some scraps ~ Whirl: 's gonna plop his *** right there on the ground with no dignity whatsoever, turning the missile launcher over and over*Is this from that universe we went to? Whirl: Where your main squeeze is from? B l u r r: I'm willing to share once I'm done seeing what I need. B l u r r: Main /what/ ? B l u r r: [[ lemme know when youre all ready ]] Neddles: \\SQUEEZE. YER HOT BOT.\\ B l u r r: Er... Neddles: ((ready whenever!)) B l u r r: / see, he has two now. Which one do u mean / Whirl: ((I am!)) Whirl: Roadbuster. Is this from his dimension? Neddles: *Well, if everyone else is going to be distracted, Soundwave's going to take advantage of that and get even more settled than he already was.* Tarantulas: *tara's face is a ??? but he knows he'll never keep up with blurr* B l u r r: Oh, yes. Tarantulas: *HUGE !!!!! FACE* B l u r r: / looks at Tarantulas. Do u wanna sit on the couch with? / Tarantulas: *good thing no one can see it* FakeProwl: ((ready!)) B l u r r: I'm thinking of possibly installing some weapons... well. /He/ was thinking it. Tarantulas: (( reddi whip FakeProwl: *he's gonna. quietly. hot spot his holomatter avatar through whirl* FakeProwl: *this time he remembers to ping a permission request. ... 2 seconds after he already did it.* Whirl: That's what I figured. Looked like it. *still turning it over and over--* HEY. FakeProwl: Sorry, sorry. Whirl: *swivels his helm and fixes him with a slit-eyed stare* Whirl: You forgot, didn't you. FakeProwl: ... I remembered after I did it. Whirl: Same diff. *waves a claw* It's fine. FakeProwl: This is an improvement. I'm improving. Tarantulas: *alright, probably best to just listen to blurr and hear what the roadbuster business is. but no way in heck is tarantulas getting anywhere near touching distance of a telepath rn* Whirl: *and back to the rocket launcher* I've got my cleaning kits on me, but I dunno if the tools in them will elp me with these. You got any for this kinda weaponry? Neddles: *Poor Tarantulas. Everywhere in this room is touching distance of this particular telepath.* B l u r r: Uh... /fishes around in the cart and holds up a kit / FakeProwl: *clearly tarantulas is avoiding him. why is tarantulas avoiding him. what did prowl do. or fail to do.* Neddles: *But he'll refrain.* B l u r r: / Blurr is not by soundwave! / B l u r r: / u can sit by this fool / Tarantulas: *he'll settle on the opposite side of prowl shhhh just have him as a buffer btwn* Neddles: *Well, if nobody else is taking the spot by Blurr, Frenzy will.* FakeProwl: *oh, is he coming over?* Whirl: Excellent! *takes it and sets it on the floor by him* And, I mean, forgetting isn't so bad; everyone does. B l u r r: / glances at Frenzy and smirks a bit / Neddles: \\GUNPOWDER PLOT. I'M ALREADY FOR THIS ONE.\\ Neddles: *But he's going to keep peeking at what Blurr's picking through.* B l u r r: Most of this weaponry is from their junk pile... B l u r r: But, he /insisted/ . Whirl: That's a damn fine gift, Teach. He's a keeper. B l u r r: ... Oh, stop. /mumbles/ Whirl: *he's being utterly sincere this time; not even teasing* B l u r r: / flustered. Twitching claws. / Whirl: *he DOES shoot a sly look to Blurr, but that's as far as he gets this time* Tarantulas: *sitting on floor near prowl now, yis, nodding to soundwave and nudging prowl hello* Neddles: [[He already dislikes the television figure.]] B l u r r: / pulls up another set of turrets / FakeProwl: ((in the first five minutes the VILLAIN of the movie is ranting about Muslims and immigrants and homosexuality. how did the alt-right fuckboys latch onto V as one of their icons lmao)) B l u r r: / twitches finials . Oooh knives / Whirl: *after staring at this thing for, like, ten minutes, Whirl finally sets it down, extrudes his fine manipulators, and begins to methodically disassemble the broken launcher* B l u r r: / his favorite / Whirl: ((IKR)) Neddles: *Rumble scootches forward. Another good fighter who's a good speaker, and therefore, probably a good writer?* B l u r r: [[ there's a guy in my class doing this monologue and im like lmao so many v sounds ]] FakeProwl: *prowl hates how he speaks* Neddles: *Soundwave tilts his helm to one side.* B l u r r: K-KYAHAHAHA!! /wiggles claws / Neddles: [[...Well.]] FakeProwl: *trying to figure out who the bad guy is supposed to be* FakeProwl: *the dude in the mask: on the one hand, he saved the viewpoint character; on the other hand, he blew up a government building. and his speech is annoying.* FakeProwl: *thhhhinks he's on the government's side.* B l u r r: [ lemme know if / when it drops ]] Whirl: *glances up* You got another one of these? Same or similar model? Whirl: I can probably get one workign with the parts from two. B l u r r: Uh... Hn. /fishing through the cart. Holds one out / This is another part of one. Whirl: *plucks it up and sets it aside* Thanks. B l u r r: Mhm... Whirl: *and goes right back to the disassembly; he's dividing his attention between the launcher and the movie* B l u r r: / looking over a turret/ I wonder why he'd want me to even consider these. B l u r r: I absorb shots, I'm not the one shooting Whirl: Because turrets kick ***. Whirl: You should give it a shot. Shooting things is a laugh and a half, Teach. B l u r r: I'm not really a fan... FakeProwl: *yes. definitely against the man with the bombs.* B l u r r: / he's all for rooting for V / Whirl: nICE. Whirl: ((whop)) Neddles: [[Clever, clever.]] Whirl: Ha! Neddles: ((oh my god i just noticed i never changed my name back)) Whirl: ((OMG)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((*coughs into appropriate name*)) FakeProwl: *he's just a Megatron with a fancy accent. A terrorist and a traitor who wants to destabilize the nation, and who will happily kill innocents and assassinate leaders to do it.* B l u r r: K-Kyehehehheh! B l u r r: Look at him! Such a skill with blades, it almost rivals mine. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Will reserve his judgment until he learns more about the society.* Whirl: *These guys remind Whirl of the Functionist, and he is not, regrettably, above killing innocent people in the face of revenge* FakeProwl: *and now he's killing cops.* Whirl: *or letting them get caught in the crossfire when it comes to taking out his enemies* Whirl: *and now he has a myriad of turret parts splayed out neatly in front of him; he gets to work on the second* FakeProwl: *leans on soundwave. quietly takes hand.* ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Forbidden works.]] Tarantulas: *wait, when did those parts get all over the floor and where did those deedly boppers come from* Tarantulas: *someone was hella distracted apparently* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave curls his fingers tight and leans in.* B l u r r: /vents and sets the turret aside / ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He remembers hearing of so many confiscated pieces.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: *Buzzsaw makes an angry noise from somewhere above.* B l u r r: I would pay a lot of money for pieces of art, honestly. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\...YEAH? HOW MUCH?\\ B l u r r: Depends on the art. Whirl: *Whirl's already started methodically disassembling another, so if Taratulas cares to look, he'll see the whole process* Tarantulas: *he's definitely leaning over a bit to watch, yep* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave wonders if this human will be wearing his mask for the entire movie, and when he first started.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Buzzsaw floats down toward Blurr.* ItsyBitsySpyers: }}What kind?{{ B l u r r: / flicks finials and glances up / Hn?
B l u r r: Well... hnh. I would like a statue of some sort.
ItsyBitsySpyers: }}A personal representation?{{ B l u r r: No no... not of me.
B l u r r: Of someone... else.
ItsyBitsySpyers: }}Who might -that- be, if I may inquire?{{ B l u r r: [[ lmao me, tbh. ]
B l u r r: [[ i feel like I tell people that all the time when they ask who i am ]]
B l u r r: ... /mumbles/ Optimus Prime of Tyran?
Whirl: *HE'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO HEAR THAT*
ItsyBitsySpyers: }}Ah, a glorification piece.{{ Whirl: *pauses to glance up with another sly look*
B l u r r: / he's adorable! Like a child, this murderer . /
B l u r r: Yes, one of those /mumbling /
ItsyBitsySpyers: }}Then I, Buzzsaw, offer my considerable artistic services.{{ B l u r r: Ah?
Whirl: Can you make the statue animatronic? You know, able to, I don't know... lift its foot? Stomp?
RedWhiteScreamer: *Sneering at everyone and everything before taking a seat*
B l u r r: .. Stop.
RedWhiteScreamer: (Hi :) )
B l u r r: [ hey! ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: }}Can I - newspark's play!{{ Whirl: (( o7 ))
RedWhiteScreamer: (Got the Matrix on TV also. lol Multi tasking like a pro)
B l u r r: I don't want it to step on me.
Whirl: *snickers, but does stop, and returns to his work disassembling the turret* This one looks salvageable, Teach.
B l u r r: Ah?
RedWhiteScreamer: Hm, Blurr could use a mask like that...
Whirl: Yep. Give me another... fifteen? Twenty minutes?
B l u r r: You could use a knife in the face.
FakeProwl: *he talks like a Decepticon*
ItsyBitsySpyers: }}If you are truly interested, send me the details and your offer. I will consider it.{{ B l u r r: ... /nods helm/ I'd be glad to.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Floats up to his usual space and resumes watching the movie.*
Whirl: How would he show off his teeth if he got a mask like that?
RedWhiteScreamer: I'd say so could you, but you've already got several loged in there.
B l u r r: Those are my teeth, you twit.
RedWhiteScreamer: Teeth, knife, aft, all looks the same on you
B l u r r: Oh for pit sake.
Whirl: He's got great teeth.
RedWhiteScreamer: (much love for these two)
B l u r r: Thank you, Whirl.
Whirl: *nods; he meant it*
RedWhiteScreamer: Coming from a faceless wonder, it's not saying much.
B l u r r: / snarls and throws a piece of metal at Starscream /
Whirl: Pfft--*glances up from his position on the floo r and swivels his helm over* And somehow, even without a face, I'm not as butt-ugly as you.
Whirl: And I'm DESIGNER UGLY.
Whirl: I'm SCIENTIFICALLY-ENGINEERED ufly.
Whirl: ...*ugly
RedWhiteScreamer: *Snorts* Sure thing, whirlybird.
Whirl: It's Whirl.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Slowly seeing more reasons why the masked human might choose to do what he is doing.*
B l u r r: / pulls up a set of long rifles, but they're broken/ Hnh...
Whirl: People can only call me "whirlybird" when I'm the literal bird. ...again.
FakeProwl: *still doesn't sympathize.*
FakeProwl: *a decepticon fighting a mediocre government and a decepticon fighting a bad government are both decepticons and both worse than whatever the government is up to*
RedWhiteScreamer: *Boredly watches the weird humans and their cultures* What a garrish human cloaking.
B l u r r: Honestly, I don't know how any of these will fit on my frame.
B l u r r: / grumbling and fishing in the cart /
RedWhiteScreamer: The pink frilly waist tarp?
B l u r r: No, that's something YOU would wear.
Whirl: THIS one, I wouldn't recommend. It needs an ammunitin feed and a power supply, and you need all the power you can get.
Whirl: Besides, you're built for speed, so bulking you up wouldn't be the BEST idea.
RedWhiteScreamer: Hm, no the pink would clash with my red paintwork.
B l u r r: pink is a variation of red.
Whirl: If you've got anything in there that's light and uses energy-based ammunition, throw it my way. Might work better.
RedWhiteScreamer: I wouldn't expect YOU to understand colors.
Whirl: And, we both know I'D look the best in that frilly getup. *waves a claw*
B l u r r: / vents and looks at whirl / I don't know. I also don't know what exactly he wants to install.
Whirl: *he's joking, of course*
B l u r r: Why wouldn't I understand colors? I match perfectly.
RedWhiteScreamer: *Turns a shade a green imagening Whirl in a frilly pink dress*
Whirl: *shrugs; I don't know either. I'll look through your stuff, though, when I'm done here.
RedWhiteScreamer: Aw, Blurr, no one has told you?
RedWhiteScreamer: Each part of you is just a liiitle off shade.
B l u r r: K-Kyehheheh. That's okay.
B l u r r: It means that my purple just looks better with another purple.
B l u r r: When you mix shades, it makes quite the melody.
RedWhiteScreamer: Tch, can't take an insult can you?
B l u r r: Oh, I can take them. When they're done the right way.
RedWhiteScreamer: (Misterrr Anderson)
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Is damned curious about what all this 'what you did' was.*
B l u r r: / flickers optic. Aw... she sounded like she meant it, too /
FakeProwl: *... her death was an oddly tender scene*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He hopes we will see what is in that journal.]]
FakeProwl: I think we are now.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Good. Good.]]
Whirl: *eyes the screen warily for a few moments; this could get uncomfortable. Well, he has weapons to distract him*
RedWhiteScreamer: *Wings twitch*
RedWhiteScreamer: Hm, I thought Earthlings weren't fire proof
B l u r r: / pulls up a bundle of wires/ Well, this is pointless. /tosses it back in /
Whirl: *and, done with the turret* Okay. Like I said, this won't work without a power supply, or ammunition feed. Mechanically, it's sound, but there's some parts of it that could do with replacing.
Whirl: But, it works. *sets the repaired turret aside and starts to gather up all the leftover pieces* What else you got?
B l u r r: A few guns. /pulls them out and vents/
B l u r r: What am I supposed to do with all of this? /vents again/ I don't understand why he wants me to look em oer
B l u r r: *over
Whirl: Because he's a WRECKER, and giving people guns is ROMANTIC.
B l u r r: /rolls optic/ It's not my approache.
Whirl: Even if YOU don't use them, they'll be valuable to your crew, after all.
B l u r r: *approach
FakeProwl: *so he survived a disease and he was brought in to help come up with a cure for it, and he blew up the facility? Because he was being experimented on—to SAVE THE POPULATION?*
Whirl: Take it from someone who knows. This--*gestures to the cart* Is enough to make any self-respecting person who knows PROPER romance swoon.
B l u r r: He didn't GIVE me these, I just salvaged them.
B l u r r: He wants to install them on me, I think.
Whirl: Oh, well, I thought you said he gave them to you.
B l u r r: I mean, he and Topspin have them all over the place.
Whirl: Anyway... if there's anything in there you think might be useful to YOU, lemme at it. I could use an actual challenge. *he wriggles all of his horrid deedly-boppers at once. It's a dreadful spectacle*
B l u r r: / smirks a little and holds out an RPG looking weapon/ I could install this on my back. Or split it into two and slip them on my waist.
B l u r r: The problem is my processor...
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave's quite sure they were designing something. They talked about nuclear power - often part of modern human weaponry - and viruses 'leaving wealth intact'.*
RedWhiteScreamer: *Watches the pile of scrap metal sitting beside the pile of broken guns.* Dressing up for a date,?
B l u r r: No. I just got back from one.
Whirl: OH?
B l u r r: Er...
Whirl: *SUDDENLY MORE INTERESTED IN BLURR THAN THE GUNS*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[The human female must leave there. Now.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HOLD UP. YOU WAS ON A DATE?\\
Whirl: You went on a DATE? How was it? Where did you go? Did you blow anything up?
FakeProwl: Indeed.
B l u r r: / flicks finials./ Er, well... no. I mean, we went out on the town in disguise.
Whirl: As vehicles?
FakeProwl: He's in trouble.
B l u r r: ... Ah. Well, sort of.
B l u r r: We had to use holoforms for a moment...
RedWhiteScreamer: *Watches Blurr now instead*
Whirl: Ohh.
Whirl: Hey, whatever floats your boat.
B l u r r: It was... all right.
Whirl: *sly look* Did you have a good time? How romantic is he? Dish, Teach!
RedWhiteScreamer: Wait, I haven't heard much from-
B l u r r: W-what?
FakeProwl: He's going to die for this stunt.
Whirl: How did it GO?
Whirl: And--yep. Probably. This is why you don't get far unless you start blowing up buildings.
Whirl: And tearing apart the oppressive government with your own claws.
B l u r r: It went... smoothly.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[This is her second time seeing that.]]
B l u r r: well. I mean... /shifts and looks at Whirl and Frenzy/ These humans tried to rob us.
Whirl: Did you rough em up?
RedWhiteScreamer: *Glances at the screen* Hm, guess we weren't theonly ones with a Senate.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WHAT WAS THEY STEALIN'?\\
B l u r r: Oh, we did. K-Kyeheheheh. We worked pretty well as a team.
Tarantulas: (( ooc i gotta run - assume tara left for an experiment, sry :c
B l u r r: / twitches claws/
Whirl: ((seeya!
Whirl: Nice.
RedWhiteScreamer: (( Just imagined Taran succenly skittering on the clieling))
Whirl: That sounds like a damn good date, Teach.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[What is the purpose of removing the fur?]]
Whirl: *gonna rifle around on the cart. He'd rather not watch this closely*
FakeProwl: ... Maybe it's a hygiene thing?
FakeProwl: They need special soap to wash their fur, and things get tangled in it.
RedWhiteScreamer: And Prime wanted to save these things?
Whirl: Anything in here energy-based, Teach?
FakeProwl: If they cut off all the fur, that's less time and effort they have to spend showering her.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nods. He sees.*
B l u r r: I don't know... one of the guns might be.
B l u r r: They weren't stealing anything- I guess they wanted money, I don't know
Whirl: ((may I assume whirl finds one?))
B l u r r: But, we wiped them out. Er, well, he didn't let me kill them
B l u r r: [[ yeh ]]
Whirl: *nods* Sounds like he was being a good Autobot.
RedWhiteScreamer: Egh, this is boring. *Stands and dusts himself off* See you never, BLurry.
RedWhiteScreamer: ((ttyl bbs!))
B l u r r: [[ byyeee ]]
Whirl: ((seeya!))
B l u r r: He was... he always is.
Whirl: *at last he pulls out a promising-looking pistol*
B l u r r: hmm?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *...Ah.*
Whirl: *he's turned the pitsol over again and again, and now he starts to disassemble it*
B l u r r: Look useful?
Whirl: Interesting story. Reminds me a little bit of the way things were.
FakeProwl: *is trying to figure out why the Valerie human was taken away*
Whirl: God, there's nothing I hate more than Functionists. Mm? *looks up* Dunno yet.
Whirl: Still taking it apart.
B l u r r: Pit, they remind me of the Decepticons. I mean, more or less. Our Decepticons are a pain. Really focused on keeping things the way they are.
Whirl: Waot--so--
Whirl: *wait
Whirl: HE did it?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Of course.]]
Whirl: ...I'd kill him.
FakeProwl: ... HE'S been keeping her locked up?! And—and torturing her, and—?!
B l u r r: So she wouldn't be afraid anymore.
Whirl: I'm all for tearing down the government, but I'd still kill him.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Where did you think the letter came from? She mentioned the same plants he leaves.]]
FakeProwl: *darkest scowl*
Whirl: Pfft, now he's trying to make HER feel guilty.
B l u r r: Oh come on, human.
Whirl: She's just traded one leash for another.
Whirl: Grab one of his swords and kill him!
B l u r r: /flicks claws /
B l u r r: He makes sense to me.
Whirl: Yeah, well, I dunno how many years YOU'VE spent in prison, Teach--*removes a piece a bit more violently than is perhaps necessary*
Whirl: --but if I ahd the chance to get revenge for everything that was done to ME, I would.
B l u r r: / shrugs /
Whirl: And I wouldn't waste my sympathy on the fraggers that PUT me there, either.
FakeProwl: Oh, come off it you self-absorbed scrap. You spent who-knows-how-long torturing her, you don't get to act like you did her a favor.
B l u r r: Depends on what kind of prison you're expecting me to answer about.
FakeProwl: He didn't liberate her, he indoctrinated her into a cult.
Whirl: *shakes his head curtly* Forget I mentioned it. I don't wanna talk about it.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Absolutely not a fan of that method, but is interested in what will happen now.*
Whirl: *snorts; she's not wrong*
FakeProwl: *at least she can still recognize that he's a monster*
B l u r r: / hahaaaaaaa. Flicks finials. Mumbling to each side /
Whirl: Anyway. Unless you've got duplicate parts for this one, I don't think I can salvage this one.
B l u r r: I can find some.
B l u r r: I have to go back to see him soon anyway.
Whirl: Got a datapad?
Whirl: I can make a list.
B l u r r: Mm... /shifts and holds out one /
B l u r r: I'm not sure that he wants these weapons on me anytime soon.
B l u r r: I just figured I should match.
Whirl: *plucks it up and sets it aside; he gets back to work, tapping out occasional notes as he does*
B l u r r: Or maybe he figured- I don't know. They seem uniform in nature.
Whirl: Well, even so, might as well do something useful while I'm here.
B l u r r: Mm..
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He thought so.*
Whirl: *watching the screen raptly again; the deedlies are momentarily still*
Whirl: *back to the gun*
FakeProwl: *well, the government is probably bad—depending on how much V was lying—but still against V. has seen first hand what people like him lead to.*
FakeProwl: *annnd here's the start of it*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *So very familiar.*
FakeProwl: *scowl darkens*
Whirl: That was a well-done scene.
Whirl: Good storytelling.
FakeProwl: *squeezes Soundwave's hand*
B l u r r: Mmhm.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Looks over, curious.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Bothered?
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Too familiar.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: //...Not gonna lie, I was sorta expectin' a theme park to blow up or somethin'.//
Whirl: Pfft. Did that happen in your dimension? *glances over*
B l u r r: / snort /
B l u r r: Oh for pit sake, this human is annoying. Kill it.
B l u r r: He reminds me of the Quintessons, except angrier.
Whirl: Oh, I'd love to see him dead.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //One of the first things, yeah. Supposed to be a 'frag you' sign.//
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave squeezes back, then, and nods.*
Whirl: Pfft.
Whirl: I dunno if they blew up any theme parks in our dimension... *glances back* Prowl? Anyone blow up a theme park in your timeline?
FakeProwl: Everything blew up eventually.
Whirl: So I gather.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt) Soundwave wonders: This, only way similar problems ended?
Whirl: *looks to Rumble* I didn't see any of it firsthand, of course.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «What? In riots and anarchy?»
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Affirmative. If other viable solution ever found.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble's about to open his mouth and ask if Whirl was still in prison. Decides he probably shouldn't.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Course.//
Whirl: *he's 100% right, though*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I don't call this a "viable solution."»
Whirl: *returns to the gun*
B l u r r: I remember when the Decepticons started blowing up buildings.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...What thought better?
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «A bad government.»
Whirl: Very satisfying.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YEAH? WHAT HAPPENED FOR YOU GUYS?\\
Whirl: Now, kill the rest of them.
B l u r r: Yes good! Slaughter them all!
B l u r r: / looks at Frenzy/ who, me?
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YEAH, YOU.\\
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Cannot agree.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I don't expect you to.»
B l u r r: Yes-!!
Whirl: Nice.
B l u r r: Look how well knives work.
B l u r r: My favorite.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Small nod. For that much, at least, he is grateful.*
B l u r r: / brilliant! /
B l u r r: / looks back at Frenzy/ what, you mean during our war? It was a typical outbreak. I didn't join up until things were mostly established, though.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HOW COME?\\
B l u r r: I was still lecturing in Polyhex when the sparks of war started.
B l u r r: Optronix left and returned, renaming himself Optimus Prime. After that, war was inevitable.
B l u r r: Megatron wouldn't give iup.
B l u r r: *up
FakeProwl: *... they didn't start shooting the civilians*
Whirl: All right, this one's done. I've put it back together the best I can, and here's what you'll need to fix it. *sets the gun back on the cart and passes the datapad to Blurr*
FakeProwl: *sags in relief*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rubs thumb against back of hand.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OPTRONIX? WEIRD NAME.\\
B l u r r: / grabs the datapad/ Thanks.
B l u r r: / vents/ He had an odd name before, but it became better.
Whirl: *winces*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...He does have to admit that was the most exciting rendition of that piece he's ever heard.]]
Whirl: Interesting movie.
B l u r r: More or less.
Whirl: Heh.
Whirl: Nice wallpaper.
B l u r r: / rolls optic /
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy wolf whistles.*
Whirl: ((brb))
B l u r r: [[ mk ]]
B l u r r: / huffs at Frenzy/ What.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy snickers and nudges Blurr.*
B l u r r: / rolls optic/ What?
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YA ALWAYS USE YOUR SWEETSPARKS FOR SCREEN SAVIN'?\\
B l u r r: ... No.
B l u r r: / sometimes /
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\UH-HUH.\\ He just laughs some more and crosses his legs to get comfortable.*
B l u r r: It's not ALWAYS someone important.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Dissatisfying ending. Outcome wanted.
Whirl: Not a bad shot of him.
B l u r r: No, I suppose it's not...
Whirl: *also obviously delighting in teasing Blurr* Did he send you this snapshot himself?
B l u r r: No...
Whirl: A little something to keep you warm on those long, cold, interstellar nights, eh?
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «They ended it at the correct point. If it went any farther, it would have to show the riots, the mass murders, the battles, the famine, and the dead in the streets.»
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Instead it ended with soldiers deciding not to shoot civilians. That's the only happy ending it could have had.»
B l u r r: It's just something I have.
Whirl: *snickers, ferrying the last of the loose parts onto the cart* Anyway. You should let me work on the rest of this stuff. *leans back and slowly extends his legs, one by one, stretching* I know guns.
B l u r r: It's not so much the guns that are worrisome, it's the way they will install into my frame.
B l u r r: I won't be able to fold them into my armor.
Whirl: Then, why get them installed at all?
B l u r r: I think he wants me to.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Prowl certain? Present humans not united?
B l u r r: Now, I don't usually do what other people tell me, but they're a bigger crowd to work with.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He's not being contrary. This is a topic of some seriousness to him.*
B l u r r: Those Tyran mechs are bigger than I am.
Whirl: You gonna add them to your crew, or something?
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SO DON'T FOLD 'EM IN. HIS DEADLINESS HAD A BIG OL' CANNON RIGHT ON HIS FRAGGIN' ARM.\\
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «That's how revolutions end. There are still people in power. Those people won't decide to give up power just because two of them died.»
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Even if the former government has completely fallen—the fact that those "united" people agreed that the last government was bad doesn't mean they agree on what a good one looks like.»
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «All we know for certain that they agree on is that violence is how to deal with the people who want to establish a government they don't want.»
B l u r r: / snort at frenzy/
B l u r r: more like... the other way around
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Mildly frustrated air puff.*
Whirl: *tilts his head. Give him a second*
Whirl: *hops up* You're gona roll with them for a while?
FakeProwl: *concerned sideways glance. too far? should prowl shut up?*
Whirl: Teach, may I make a music request, while I'm hangin out?
B l u r r: ... Pardon?
B l u r r: Roll with- wait, what?
Whirl: A song.
B l u r r: What for?
Whirl: And I promise, this isn't me poking fun at you. It's just a song I like.
B l u r r: It depends...?
Whirl: *pings it*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt) Cannot trust, accept failed government. Violent revolution end... yours, own Cybertron situation. Sincere desire: joint work effort succeeds, functional society produced.--
ItsyBitsySpyers: Other action option not known if failed.
Whirl: No big deal if you can't. Anyway... what were we talking about. Oh, yeah--'Buster taking you on? Wrecker consultant or something?
B l u r r: Uhm... /fiddling with claws /
B l u r r: [[ lmao i totally forgot I like. OWN that song. ]]
Whirl: *perks up* Thanks, Teach.
B l u r r: Mm.
Whirl: ((A GOOD SONG))
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Population, society salvage: important. Also tiring. Age beyond age felt.
B l u r r: [[ YES INDEEDY ]]
B l u r r: / twisting claws together and cracking the joints/ Not exactly a consultant...
Whirl: *tilts his head again; he's tapping his foot to the song*
Whirl: *lightbulb, AT LONG LAST* Wait--d'you mean--did he pop the question? THE question?
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Mm. Yes. It is important. But if things go wrong again—another revolution and another war aren't the way to salvage them. They're the way to end them.»
Whirl: *ZOOP* Did he--did Roadbuster ask you to JOIN?
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HOLD UP. CAN HE DO THAT?\\
Whirl: If he's the leader, he can.
B l u r r: / slight noise /
Whirl: Well--that's the way it worked here, anyway.
Whirl: *if Blurr doesn't dodge it he's gonna get whapped on the shoulder with a claw* Quit being coy, you walking skidplate! Spit it out!
B l u r r: / flicks finials/ Ah...
Whirl: *snorts and shoots a deadpan glance to Frenzy* One thing;s for sure, if he DID, he didn't recruit Blurr for his oratory skills.
B l u r r: Oh, shut up!
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl:(txt): Affirmative. New war unwanted. Revolution thoughts - other planets, timelines. Not own, Prowl's. Already done. Rebuilding needed. Desired better pre-war solution recipient: others.
B l u r r: / vents and faceplate is heated /
B l u r r: He might have, in a round about way, asked me.
Whirl: *WHAPS again* Lord, was that so hard? If you can't even SAY it, you wimp--!
B l u r r: / scowls/
Whirl: *whaps YET AGAIN, HARDER, but this time there's enthusiasm behind it, and his optic curves into a gleeful curve* Congrats!
Whirl: I mean, you'd BETTER accept. Being asked to join the Wreckers is--it's the best, mech.
Whirl: You won't regret it.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «We should be looking for a best-case-scenario Cybertron, I suppose.»
B l u r r: / grumbles/
B l u r r: It's a lot more than that.
Whirl: How so?
B l u r r: They defend the humans.
Whirl: And...?
B l u r r: I would rather kill them.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Hm. A year ago, Pipes told me he was looking for a universe that was better off than ours.»
Whirl: I'm assuming they're not going to defend the specific humans that attacked Autobots on the planet.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Assurance: Soundwave looking all years since defection. None seen. Until located, post-war salvage best attempt.
B l u r r: No, but I dislike humans all the same.
Whirl: And please, you're gonna let a little hang-up like that stop you? Pathetic.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I thought it was a... silly, utopian notion—a universe where Cybertron is unambiguously better off, not just subjectively. But it's a year later and I still keep thinking about it.»
Whirl: I'm telling you, you join the Wreckers, they're gonna be the best damn years of your life. Take it from someone who knows.
B l u r r: / scowls at Whirl /
B l u r r: It isn’t a little “hang-up”
Whirl: Yes, it is.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *…That’s unexpected. He rearranges himself to get a better look and nod. Go on; he’s listening.*
B l u r r: No, it isn’t.
Whirl: Then lay it out for me.
FakeProwl: *no, that’s it. his point’s finished.*
B l u r r: I don’t like humans for a REASON.
B l u r r: You KNOW the reason.
Whirl: Because it seems like a stupid thing to get caught up on, if you’re just feeling pis sy because the humans you’re protecting are the same species as the ones who screwed you over.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \AW, C'MON. YA GOTTA SAVE LIKE. A COUPLE FLESHIES. THEY MAKE GREAT HORROR FILMS.\
B l u r r: / crosses arms and just vents /
B l u r r: Forget it.
Whirl: *snorts, but, shockingly, does back off on the humans thing*
Whirl: Regardless… *raises his claw, as if to whap, but instead nudges* It’s good.
Whirl: I think that’s it.
B l u r r: / rolls optic /
Whirl: How do you even–what is it that people say at times like this? “I’m happy for you?”
B l u r r: Their family… they’re not gonna like me.
B l u r r: / mumbles and rubs his abused shoulder /
B l u r r: It doesn’t matter anyway. I already told him my answer.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Prowl might think his point’s finished, but he’s sparked a bit of curiosity.* @Prowl: (txt): Memory revisitation reason?
ItsyBitsySpyers: \WHADJA SAY?\
Whirl: That’s how it works.
Whirl: Not at first, probably, but knock em around a bit, get into a few life-or-death scrapes, and pry enough bullets out of each other, and you’ll warm up to one another.
Whirl: *ZOOP* And?
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «… I don’t know.»
B l u r r: and what?
Whirl: *whaps* You KNOW what, knucklehead.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I mean—I know right now. Right now, it’s because we’re talking about finding a Cybertron that went better than ours. But in general, I don���t know.»
B l u r r: / scowls and swats back at him jokingly/ I told him yes! Forpit sake… knock it off.
Whirl: *sways dramatically under the hit and snickers* THOUGHT so.
Whirl: But trust me–you won’t regret it.
Whirl: Look, I get it–you’re feeling conflicted. A lot of mecha do, I mean, not just for the reasons you do.
Whirl: ((…swap those two))
B l u r r: It’s different with me for many reasons…
FakeProwl: ((did it just refresh for anyone else?))
Whirl: It’s different for everyone.
Whirl: ((not me :|a))
FakeProwl: ((CAN SOMEBODY SEND ME THE LOG THEN PLEASE))
Whirl: But like I said--best years of your life. Nothing else comes close.
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((can do))
FakeProwl: ((my record goes up to "B l u r r: / scowls at Whirl /"))
B l u r r: I'm not moving in with him...
FakeProwl: ((thank))
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...In utopia, Prowl rests.
Whirl: Well, obviously, you've got to stay with your crew.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): This - current plan, old plan, all - not needed. Weight gone.
Whirl: But it's--you know. It's a thing. *you were handed a place to belong ona silver platter, Blurr; it doesn't get better than that*
B l u r r: Aside from that, there's new alliances.
B l u r r: A new map.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\I HEARD NEW MAP.\\
Whirl: Yep... *simulates a loud sniff and mimes wiping a single tear from his optic* I can't believe it. Teach, growin' up.
Whirl: And joining the Wreckers.
B l u r r: ... oh stop. /fiddling with claws /
B l u r r: There's just one... tiny problem.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... There are a lot of scenarios where I rest. Starscream dying. Somebody writing a highly sympathetic tell-all book about my life that makes me out to be a hero. Cybertron exploding.»
Whirl: I'm never going to stop, and you're going to have to learn to accept it.
Whirl: Damn, Blurr. You really got it all going for you, don't you? A damn sight better than you used to.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I don't linger on THOSE phantasms.»
Whirl: *nudges, and there is even a hint of sincerity in his voice* Good goin'.
B l u r r: ... What do you mean?
B l u r r: / looks confused /
B l u r r: / but smirks just a bit /
B l u r r: Maybe you guys can come over sometime. It's not my place to invite mechs over, but... you know.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt) This, -perfect- rest. That, utopia basis. Constructicons gone. Enemies gone. Personal struggles eased. Freedom owned.
Whirl: If you ever need a chopper to help you blow stuff up again, feel free to call me in. I'm an expert. I can be your ***-kicking consultant.
B l u r r: K-Kyeheheeh. Yeah, I suppose.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Finding a universe where everything had gone right wouldn't neutralize my enemies or pull the Constructicons out of my mind.»
B l u r r: We'll have to see what storm the planet brings us
Whirl: *salutes* Keep me updated. And let me know when you need more stuff don with these--*gestures to the gun cart*
Whirl: Gives me something to do.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Negative. However, imagining self there since beginning: appealing. That, personal theory. Perhaps Soundwave: wrong. Possible. Idea only.
B l u r r: … I haven’t told him about the weaponry and my processor.
B l u r r: I don’t know if it’s going to last, but I can try. Little by little.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I haven’t been imagining myself there since the beginning.»
Whirl: …@Blurr: it might not. Good things rarely do.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \UH. YEAH, MAYBE I'MMA RAINCHECK YA ON THE VISIT A WHILE. EX-CON. Y'KNOW.\
Whirl: @Blurr: So enjoy it while you can.
B l u r r: So what, Frenzy? They don’t care.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I’ve just been thinking about Pipes’s search for a universe like that.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Really? Surprising. He nods and accepts his correction.*
B l u r r: @Whirl: Don’t know how well that’ll go.
Whirl: *shrugs in response* ANYWAY… I’m going to go on.
B l u r r: Yet, I admit… /presses claws on his scarred jaw/ He has this way with violence that tears limbs from sockets and it’s absolutely perfect.
Whirl: Seriously, Teach. *pauses. And then suddenly LASHES OUT IN ANOTHER PLAYFUL WAP* Good going.
B l u r r: / makes a noise and swats back at /
Whirl: *snickers*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «… I don’t understand how people can do that—fantasize about history having gone differently.»
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I’d think that the more mentally elaborate the alternate history becomes, the more bitter and disappointing reality becomes.»
Whirl: Later, losers. *waves to Blurr and the gathered mecha* If you wanna take advantage of bing tangible, Prowl, better do it now.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy waves*
FakeProwl: … Hm.
B l u r r: / waves claw/
FakeProwl: *leans head over for crest tap?*
B l u r r: / fiddling with claws. Looks at Frenzy/ Anyway…
B l u r r: You should come over again. I found a new map.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *More than willing to indulge that. Might ping Whirl a thank-you.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: \WHERE’S IT GO?\
ItsyBitsySpyers: \AIN’T ANOTHER THUNDERTRON, IS IT? I WAS PICKIN’ PIECES OUTTA MY SPINES FOR DAYS.\
Whirl: *he’ll pause in the doorway long enough for it to happen, throw one last salute, and trot off*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): In cell, living death, reality already bitter, disappointing. History divergence scenarios: appealing. *A pause.* Prowl not all wrong. Later, escape, vengeance scenarios preferred.
B l u r r: No no… Thundertron is good and dead.
B l u r r: I don’t know where it goes. That’s the fun.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \HOW DO YA KNOW IT AIN’T GONNA BLACK HOLE YA?\
B l u r r: What’s the fun in knowin? The fun of piracy is never knowing where you’re going, just knowing what you’re chasing
B l u r r: Besides… I’m confident that there is no black hole.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «… I’ve never been able to find solace in fantasies. Any solace in any context. Past divergences, future hypotheticals—even at my lowest moments.»
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I think I’m not wired for it.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: \YEAH? THEN WHATCHA PLANNIN’ TO DO?\
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Different. Interesting. What done, in lowest moment? Where found, solace?
B l u r r: Just see what’s on the other side… to find the treasure.
B l u r r: Maybe fight. K-Kyeheheheh.
FakeProwl: *a long, long silence*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy “whispers”.* \CAN I COME?\
FakeProwl: *the silence is still going*
B l u r r: / smirks and leans over. Whisper / Yes, of course. Actually, I have a question for you.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *…Uncertain shift. Should he not have asked that? He doesn’t know what’s wrong with the questions, but…*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «………………………. Magnets help.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy scoots in and wiggles in excitement.*
B l u r r: How would you /motions to Frenzy/ Like to be a member of the crew ? Officially? You don’t have to travel with us, but you’ll be considered an alliance. You’ll be someone who will be invited on-
B l u r r: every hunt. And allowed on the ship whenever you like.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave is suddenly 300x more glad he thought to have Tarantulas smuggle some to Prowl during the prison stay.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: \…NO KIDDIN’?\
B l u r r: No kidding.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *A loud, loud whoop. That’s a yes.*
FakeProwl: *winces*
B l u r r: K-KYeheheheh. / reaches into subspace and motions for Frenzy to come over /
ItsyBitsySpyers: *If he scoots much closer he’ll stab Blurr with all his pointy bits. But he’ll scoot a little more.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl (txt): Noted. Much explained. … Personal collection, Soundwave’s.
B l u r r: / go ahead. Pain is invited./ Here. /holds out a metal symbol. It is their pirate symbol. /
B l u r r: For you to carry so my crew knows you.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy glances around, snatches the symbol, and stuffs it right into his subspace with a grin.*
B l u r r: / smirks/
B l u r r: Welcome to the Skeleton Crew’s alliance.
B l u r r: They like you, you know. The crew.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \THAT IS THE COOLEST FRAGGIN’ NAME.\
ItsyBitsySpyers: \YEAH?\
B l u r r: K-Kyeheheheh. You like that?
B l u r r: / nod nod / Yes. Dart especially liked you and your abilities.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Proud puff up*
B l u r r: / smirks/ And I like you. I think you’re all interesting.
B l u r r: But you. You helped find Thundertron. It’s only right you get to be part of the crew.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \…I DON’T GOTTA BE PART OF THE SHIP THOUGH, RIGHT? LIKE THEM MOVIES WITH THE FEELER-FACE FLESHIE.\
B l u r r: No no… that’s for the mechs we kil.
B l u r r: *kill
ItsyBitsySpyers: \GROSS.\ He snickers though. \KAY. I’M HONORED TO BE ACCEPTIN’, SIR.\
B l u r r: …/smirks / Captain.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \UH, RIGHT. CAP'N.\
B l u r r: / nod nod/ So, you’re always invited.
B l u r r: Of course, if Soundwave lets you.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \COURSE. BOSS FIRST, ‘N ALL THAT. CAN’T BE NO OTHER WAY.\
ItsyBitsySpyers: \I GOTTA HURRY UP 'N GET BACK THOUGH.\
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Darts back over to Soundwave. The others follow shortly after.*
FakeProwl: *Soundwave's about to leave? a farewell ping*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He starts to give another crest bump, realizes he can't, realizes he CAN but probably shouldn't do that here for something so small, and gives one as best he can to a non-solid hologram anyway.*
FakeProwl: *fuzzy non-bump*
ItsyBitsySpyers: (txt): Must continue apartment upgrade, check Ravage Metroplex progress.
ItsyBitsySpyers: (txt): Will see next opportunity. *Rises.*
FakeProwl: *nods* See you next time.
FakeProwl: *disappears*
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How are you? I hope you're doing well. Trying to distract myself because a family member died, so let me ask you a question...When did you get into spiderman stuff? I got say following you has been very educational for my shopping brain and it has also been very educational, period, so thanks for that.
oh no i'm so sorry :( i know how hard a loss like that can be and im happy to be a distraction for you!
i got into spiderman when i was 15, right when spider-man: homecoming came out! that's when i got into anything marvel related really, and that's why i think my current interests in all things marvel mostly have to do with spider man one way or another, from the characters that i like to the movies that are my favourite. i've branched out since then though and gained an appreciation for comics! initially i was really drawn to spider-man/peter parker because hey, he's an awkward teenager - i'm an awkward teenager! i related to him a whole lot and i still do, just maybe not as intensely. then, from mcu spidey my love kinda branched out to other versions of peter parker and spider-man, or woman, or pig -- i just love all spider-people so much. and also marvel with its brightness and silliness and campy costumes just turned out to be something that my brightness-silliness-camp-loving gay little brain really easily latched onto. im well aware of the negative aspects marvel has though and i try to consume everything i do critically <3 mostly i just wanna have fun
and oh man educational?? that's nice!! im kind of surprised though, but a good kind of surprised. im happy you enjoy my silly little blog where i dump my art and reblog tiktoks and gifsets!!! what is there to live for other than spread joy
thanks for sending me your ask! sorry for quite a ramble lmao i get very excited when i receive asks. im sending you and your family immense amounts of love. grief is tough but you will get through this, like i did and many others too. don't be afraid to feel those emotions now, they become easier to live with as time goes
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