#he’s such a dummy but I love him

[duskatill-dawn]

Dark Link Headcanons !!

- He has a mirror obsession! Dark constantly checks his reflection, making sure he looks as menacing as possible. He can’t resist himself, and he has mirrors EVERYWHERE.

When no one’s around, he’ll rehearse dramatic monologues and intimidating taunts, perfecting each one to sound even more sinister.

- He’s Terrible at Directions: Despite knowing Hyrule inside and out, he somehow still gets lost in his own castle. He’ll stubbornly refuse to admit it, pretending he meant to take the “scenic route.”

- Dramatic Lightning Entrance: Whenever he walks into a room, he waits for thunder or ominous music. If neither happens naturally, he just sighs and makes dramatic sound effects himself.

- Loves Fancy Titles: He insists on being addressed by every possible title he’s earned or given himself—King of Shadows, Lord of Darkness, Duke of Doom—the list goes on.

- Naps Everywhere: Dark Link is known for sprawling out in the strangest places to nap, be it a stone floor, a tree branch, or a throne. The more uncomfortable it looks, the better the nap, apparently.

- Secret Love for Fluffy Blankets: For someone who embodies darkness, he has a surprising fondness for the softest, fluffiest blankets. He has a stash hidden away so no one knows about his cozy side. I imagine his skin and home is freezing cold ,, so bonus points if it’s an electric heating blanket.

- Overly Serious About Games: Be it a card game, chess, or even a simple guessing game, Dark Link goes all out. He treats each game like a battle and demands a rematch if he loses.

- Over-the-Top Poses for Portraits: If ever he had a portrait done, he’d strike the most dramatic, over-the-top poses, like standing with his sword raised, gazing off into the distance, or pointing ominously at nothing.

- Snarky Under His Breath: Dark Link has a habit of muttering snarky remarks about heroes, Hyrule, or even his creator. (Ganondorf and Cia) He’ll never admit to it, of course.

- Mimics Link for Fun: When no one’s around, he’ll practice Link’s moves just to mock him, adding dramatic flair or purposely overdoing it.

- Pretends to Not Care About Hobbies: He actually has a couple of hobbies, but he’ll act disinterested or too “dark and mysterious” to care. (Spoiler: he’s totally invested.)

- ohmygod this man is a YAPPER!!!! You start small talk with him and he WONT. SHUT. UP. ESSPPECCIALLYYY if you make the conversation about how cool and awesome he is,, he will talk for hours.

- Extreme Competitiveness with Link: If Link can do something, Dark Link immediately has to do it better, faster, and with more flair. If he can’t, he’ll sulk in a very dramatic, shadowy way.

- He’s a dumbass…….. write 7 x 4 ,, he’ll just frog blink at it. Someone please teach this man math…

- Refuses to Admit When He’s Wrong: He could be completely off about something, but he’ll dig his heels in and defend his point with absolute conviction.

- Easily Bored by Mundane Things: He zones out during mundane conversations, staring blankly and hoping he looks ominous instead of just zoning out.

- Obsessed with Hiding in Shadows: If there’s a shadowy corner in a room, he’ll gravitate toward it immediately. He insists it’s for “strategic purposes,” but really, he just likes lurking.

- Jealous of Link’s Popularity: Deep down, he’s a bit jealous of how well-liked Link is. He’d never admit it, but sometimes he wonders what it’d be like to be a “hero.”

- Pretends Not to Care About Hylian Gossip: He actually listens intently when he overhears people talking about the latest Hyrule news. He’ll scoff as if it’s beneath him, but he’s always curious.

- He’s the type of guy to say “Nono, I’m not hungry”,, but then steals all of your food. It really just does taste better off of someone else’s plate.

- Unconsciously Mimics Link’s Habits: After battling Link so often, he’s picked up some of his habits, like stretching his shoulders or adjusting his sword grip the same way Link does. He’ll be furious if he realizes it.

- Easily Annoyed by Kids: Kids aren’t scared of him at all, which drives him nuts. They’ll ask him questions, tug on his cloak, and call him funny names. He just growls and hopes they go away.

- Uses Darkness as an Excuse for Everything: Late to a meeting? “The darkness holds no concept of time.” Misses a step? “The shadows are unpredictable.” Anything goes if you’re the King of Shadows.

[toreii]

❄️Bi-Han | MK1 Khaos Reigns - Sektor trailer

[sophfandoms53]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STRIKER AND BLITZ’S SPEECHES, WHAT DID I FUCKING SAYYYY

I FUCKING CALLED IT NOW STOP HIDING HIM FROM US, BRING HIM BACK HOME PLEASE AND LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT

[eddiesghxst]

eddie’s the type of guy that swats your hands away when you try and help to remove your underwear before you two fuck, and he really only wants to do it by himself so he can fuck around and slingshot them across the room to see if he can knock over a bottle on his desk

spoiler alert: he makes it. and then he celebrates for a full minute. and he pulls away in the middle of eating u out and is like “can you believe i made that? you’re dating a pro, babe, you should be proud.” all casual like his chin isn’t glistening with your arousal and you’re not panting and gripping his sheets like your life depends on it

[trashogram]

HCY Incorrect Quotes:

Lucifer, thinking: “Hmm…”

*Takes a bite out of the apple on his cane*

Reader: “I didn’t know your cane was edible!”

Lucifer *chewing what sounds like glass*: “Mmmm, mmhm. It’s not.”

[slickricklj]

Jill Valentine + Chris Redfield - When you know, you know.

Bonus:

[timethehobo]

He just keeps coming back in my doodles.

[fangirltothefullest]

Halloween AU - Part 7

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[starry-bi-sky]

Just the idea of clone Danny and clone Talia working out much bette then him and Talia would confuse poor Bruce. And best part all 4 of them don'T believe he is batman Danny: "We know he is your Sugarbaby, Mom and dad talked about it." Clone Talia:" So no fear, my OG liked a Himbo. And well Danny is a one too."

FR THO AND THEN THERE’S BABY DAMES IN THE CORNER SWEATING BECAUSE HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS. THE LoA TOLD HIM. He’s not saying SHIT though because this is hilarious. He’s silently laughing in the corner. And yessss Clone Danny and Clone Talia working out much better is exactly why I thought of it -- because one its funny and two the potential angst. the could have been.

It doesn't ever occur to Bruce to tell them he's batman but that conversation still comes up during mealtime one day while Danny's recovering (he has to be tied to his chair because he found the gym and nearly dislocated his shoulder trying to train. Dammit Danny your bones are made of glass right now from destabilizing, let your cells repair before doing anything!) because the four of them were talking about Batman and his clan of kids.

Danny, frowning: im not a himbo?

Nasra: reportedly when you first met Damian, your first response to his attacking you was to... grab the blade with your hands, multiple times. This resulted in you slicing a nerve in both hands and permanently weakening your fine motor control.

Danny: well--

Nasra: even now you're rubbing your palms, you only do that when your hands are bothering you.

Damian, snapping his head up: what!?

Danny: you noticed that?? also i learned. I didn't repeat myself when you attacked me when we met, did I?

Nasra: i. suppose not. you're still a himbo, however.

also Danny does his usual 'run on negative sleep' bullshit while in the manor except now he has not only damian but also Nasra tag-teaming his bullshit. Like no, Danny. you need sleep to recover your strength. your ghostly investigation can wait until you're not about to pass out and break your nose on your laptop. They have whole ass arguments in arabic - all three of them - as damian AND nasra drag danny to the closest soft horizontal surface. Danny returns the favor to the both of them when those two are also doing their 'negative sleep' stuff.

Dick at bby Dames: so do you....

Damian: know that you guys are Batman and his family? Yeah. Grandfather and Mother told me before I was living with Danny.

Tim: how come Danny and Nasra don't know then?

Damian: I didn't think it was important to tell Danny that his original was Batman. He does know of the League, however. He calls Grandfather my "super evil, ecofascist grampa and his cult of killers" and doesn't want to know more out of worry of needing to get involved.

Dick: I - really?

Damian: yes, he figured that since grandfather had yet to successfully wipe out my original, then that whatever Damian Wayne was doing was working. And that if he knew more, then he might have to get involved, and he has own problems to worry about than the League of Assassins.

[gavramous]

STOP making fun of ghost's shitty driving :/ he had to teach himself to drive a manual in a 350 dollar shitbox whose transmission kept popping out. that thing was DEFINITELY not road worthy, and i'm proud he can even drive at all...

[raikirikiri]

pathetic tboy kakashi who is so horny every time obito is around that he can barely stop himself from humping obito’s leg like a dog and obito who is all cool, confident, and demeaning when it comes to horny kakashi in his head is actually screaming “YIPPEE YIPPEE! KAKASHI LIKE LIKES ME” despite kakashi literally having no other setting other than wanting obito carnally and loving it when obito is mean to him.

[breeding-puppie]

How did orange cats survive, mine is drinking my god damn bath water with eucalyptus oils in it 🙄🙄🙄

[howtosingit]

"I am pregnont, I'm very pregnont, I'm very pregnont"

[achillean-knight]

Spamton? If you want to ofc :)

I would like you to know, Anon, I have never drawn Spamton so he looks-- very goofy and very off, but also I had so much fun just drawing him BAHA

[kierancaz]

LMAO WAIT when Bilbo was trying to stall the trolls and said “you’ll need more than sage” THORIN CALLED HIM A TRAITOR 😭😭