#he’s still latino tho!!! btw!!!!

[lunesart]

i don’t want to be a hero

[b0tsbby]

Please don’t make fun of Tristamp Wolfwood’s design too much he is literally just trying his best he is just trying he is just

[ssparksflyy]

Hey Hello! I would like to request some headcanons of Leo V. With a children of Hypnos or Dionysus, thank you!

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

leo valdez dating hcs "(っ- ‸ - ς)ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

pairing: leo valdez x child of hypnos!reader warning(s): swearing probably idk i just put it in case now an: honk mimimimimimimi

yall remember that scene in frozen where anna is like "the sky's awake, so im awake, so we have to playyyyyy" and shes trying to wake up elsa? yea. thats leo.

he CANNOT sleep. ever.

his hyperactive ass is always trying to gogogogogogogo!

and youre just like lemme sleep ;(

you try your best to stay awake to be out and about with him

he greatly appreciates it and downs like four melatonin gummies with a cup of coffee so he can finally knock out with you

( coffee reduces hyperactivity for people with adhd 👍👍 )

but ohmygod those days when he gets ideas early in the morning ugh

TURN THE SELENA OFF IT IS SIX IN THE MORNING YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR WORKBENCH LATER

has taken quite a few pillows to the head

but hes fineeeee hes still livingggggggg

mmmm he snores.

leo frickin snores

usually thats a normal human thing

but hes got that latino dad snore

house shaking, earth shattering, loud enough to make you deaf

( my friends and i call it the mexican dad snore because all our dads snore like that 😭)

as of right now its still developing

it still hasnt reached full dad snore

its like in lion king when simba cant roar

it comes with age okay

when his melatonin gummies kick in they kick IN okay

passed out no return

(god i need sleep like that)

im telling you hes either bouncing off the walls or dead

he tries to fight the sleep so badly sometimes

and hes GOOD at it

i honestly dont know how some of yall go days without sleep but hes one of those people

literally falling asleep as hes walking talking about "im fine!!"

NO YOURE NOT GO TO SLEEP

but then like one hug from behind and a small kiss on his neck from you is enough to make him give in

hes literally so weak when it comes to neck kisses bye

folds like a blanket

leo sleeps without a shirt but then has some of the funkiest pajama pants ever

all different kinds of designs and stuff

he REFUSES to be basic and wear those christmas checkered red pants whatever theyre called

but that entire genre of pants.. disowned. refuses to wear them

(no hate btw im literally wearing those pants as i write this)

has made sure u have the COMFIEST bed EVERRRR

hes installed like heaters, a cooler, the mattress is flexible (like in those commercials), the pillows are super soft, everything! absolutely everything!

honestly he doesnt seem too much like a plushies guy but at the same time he does

he has like one and its matching with you but like he stays loyal to that plushie and that plushie only

best cuddler tho ♡

he loves being able to hold you but sometimes he wants to be held too :(

a literal godsend during the winter honestly

no need for a heater when youve got mcshizzle over here

you gotta tough it out during the summer though

he feels so bad cause he doesnt want you to be warmer than it already is

but then you tell him you dont mind, just gotta have the ac on full blast !!

oh how i love leo valdez

[stillfrownyclownlol]

I will also talk about Tyler because he's also not normal about stuff 🫠

Right from the start you get these signs he's protective to a detrimental level lol

(BTW Aidlyn scene cuz I'm not normal about them ❤️ The way he literally wraps his whole body in front of her sent me lmao. Mans got his leg around her and everything 🤡)

He's pretty much like this with Taylor in all their scenes. In the Sorrel House he puts his arm in front of her when they see the phantom (that he does not think is real, considering his reaction).

He also has a tendency to drag Taylor away from situations with out asking for her opinion on it 🫠 He just kinda assumes she will want to go with him. Like when he drags her out of the house after saying the phantom was just a prank.

Sir. PLEASE. Kinda possessive of you-

I don't think Red did this on purpose because like. She hasnt really brought up their culture/heritage or anything in the story so far lmao (I'm crying). But idk like just this behavior reminds me a lot of the guys in my family 🙃 I think Latino boys get kind of socialized to be more aggressive and protective of their families at their own expense. He definitely seems like the kind of brother to impose a curfew- He has control issues like. We all see it right? He's a control freak.

Obviously his dad dying has a lot to do with this. His mother took it extremely hard, so then Tyler "stepped up" to take care of both his mom AND his sister, he's been parentified since a very young age (he doesn't look older than 10 imo). I think he feels a need to "be the man of the house" so to speak. He genuinely does not seem to have any hard feelings towards his mom even tho she...you know, fucked up. if any of you know the "latino boys are mama boys" cliche, but.

yeah.

(I do think Taylor has more mom issues because she kinda resents how Tyler has been parentified and she's allowed herself to be angry at their mom for leaving them to fend for themselves)

Sidenote: It looks like his family is very isolated. Like, its strange that nobody came to help Marianna after Ethan died. This isn't always the case but usually Latinos have large families (my mom's family had to push together eight beds so all the cousins could sleep in one room lol) WHICH probably means Tyler's branch of the family is, so far, the first and only to have immigrated to the US. He's probably already a second or third generation tho, his mom has only one surname and he and his sister never seem to speak Spanish, so I don't think they learned it (probably some basics). I don't imagine they've ever been to Mexico except MAYBE when they were very young (its kinda rare to visit...since...it's so hard to get out of there in the first place...🫠 I dont think my parents have been to Venezuela in more than 20 years...but also Venezuela is in way worse condition, so...)

But yeah like. His protectiveness of Taylor is something that actively works against her and something she dislikes. She always looks upset when he drags her out of a situation or tells her what to do. She just wants to help :(

BABYYYYY 🥲

Ofc she never says anything because for most of her life Tyler has put himself in a position of authority and is her caretaker. It's hard to speak up to somebody when they constantly say "I'm doing this for your own good, for your own safety, for-" Whatever. Taylor always believes Tyler does everything for her own best interests, so... even when she doesn't feel good about something, she'll still listen to him. It's a veryyyyyy slippery slope that can quickly become toxic, if it isn't already. Because besides being her brother, he's put himself as her parent figure as well.

He does the thing. You know. Where parentified kids try to overcorrect so they kind of coddle their own children and don't let them do anything because they're scared to death something is gonna happen to them 💀

I don't really know what the point of this was I just wanted to talk about how possessive Tyler can be and how unhealthy his attachment style is 😭 If I write Tyler and Logan angst tho just know it's gonna involve Tyler being overprotective and Logan being Not Cool TM about it 🫠

[lyrakanefanatic]

no way this bitch wished his daughter a happy birthday and then went ahead and shot himself ☠️☠️☠️

like damn you saw her maybe twice in your life and you decide to pick the one time she’s over, her BIRTHDAY, as the day you wanna sh00t yourself. thomas thomas is not thomas thomasing. 😪

even tho im saying this, im lowkey so excited to find out what happened to him and what kind of person he is. he may not be that great since he barely ever visited his own daughter, but then again he may have visited before when she was younger (like when she was 1 or 2), or when lyra’s mother and he were still together, and lyra just didn’t remember. im not gonna jump to conclusions and immediately accuse him of being a bad person, but then again jlb likes making bad fathers so idk 💀💀

i want to see thomas (i love the fact that im calling him thomas even tho that’s defo not his acc name ☠️) and tobias’ relationship and what that was like, because i feel like they were rather close. (in a mentor/mentee kind of way) who knows, maybe thomas was even close with toby and them (colin, david, yadayada)

maybe he struck out the wrong deal with tobias or they got into a terrible disagreement, and thomas found out a vital piece of information that could sink tobias’ entire empire to the ground. maybe tobias threatened his family (maybe with financial problems, but if this were to occur, i’d guess tobias would threaten to harm them. he’s very cruel to those who aren’t family.) so badly that thomas had no choice but to end his life so the secret would die with him. and maybe the riddle has something to do with the secret as one last “eff you” to tobias?? idk but it’s the theory im sticking with until we find out what happened with thomas thomas.

(btw im getting this from somebody who said that calla in spanish (because i think thomas and lyra are latino) meant “quiet” or “be quiet” so i tend to think that thomas shooting himself was the result of tobias forcing him to keep his mouth shut. even if that means taking the secret to the grave. (literally. ☠️))

[adoremexxs]

Modern Karaku and Urogi Headcanons

They are in highschool in this and TW: bullying, self harm, od, drug and drinking problems, it’s kinda depressing but only at the beginning

Karaku

they are latino btw

knows a lot of spanish

him and sekido will sometimes have screaming matches in spanish

absolute man whore

has had many many many girlfriends and boyfriends

he does not have a label at all

he sleeps with whoever he wants, whenever he wants

because of this, he has pissed off sekido

and urogi

because him and urogi share a room and urogi has to go room with Aizetsu

he is never in the house because he is always partying with Urogi

has nipple piercings w sekido and urogi

sekido did not consent

tongue piercing and 4 ear piercings

had a really bad drinking problem

and a really bad drug problem

he first got introduced to the drugs at a frat party that he def was not supposed to go too

but due to the fact that he was friends with graduates

he got invited because he’s fun to be around

the one time he didn’t bring urogi

he tried oxy and he absolutely tripped out

went through a MAJOR depressive episode

he struggled to get out of it

also was struggling with his drug addiction

the day zohakuten (poor baby) found him unconscious was the day he had to stop everything

he still went to parties

he just couldn’t drink or do drugs

karaku def didn’t really listen to them much

but he definitely stopped doing a lot of it

just drank here and there sometimes

had to quit football because of his mental health but started up modeling as an ego boost

sekido didn’t talk to him for a week after the incident

zohakuten doesn’t like talking about it neither does karaku

they act like it didn’t happen

he got better though

aizetsu checked on karaku a lot because he knows how it feels

urogi acts like it didn’t happen because he doesn’t really know how to process it

the modeling really boosted his ego

also made him care for himself more

people at his school hate him because of his reputation

tries to not let it get to him

it does sometimes

he has feelings and isn’t just a “man whore”

him and urogi are extremely close

they have deep conversations sometimes

urogi has talked about his struggles that he doesn’t let anyone but karaku know about

karaku was honestly sad to hear that urogi got bullied

it actually hurt him a lot especially since urogi is such a kind person

but then urogi assured him that it doesn’t happen anymore

karaku feels like he is lying

karaku and sekido sometimes have deep conversations too

karaku can get a bit political with sekido bc with him, he has to turn on his adult brain

sekido cherishes karaku but karaku pisses him off

sekido didn’t know how to deal with karaku’s incident

he was mad that karaku almost got himself killed

but also knew that karaku was struggling

karaku and sekido will always have an off relationship but that doesn’t mean they don’t love each other

karaku still teases sekido

karaku teases sekido over his chest hair and sekido goes “at least i can grow some, u bald bitch”

karaku was offended bc he does have hair on him

calls sekido a bear

because he’s grumpy all the time

aizetsu is a cat

zohakuten is a dragon

urogi is a falcon

he teases aizetsu the most but once aizetsu comforted him, he toned it down a bit

him and zohakuten have screaming matches over the littlest shit

mini sekido fr

zohakuten gets mad at karaku for bothering him while he is studying

karaku drags zoha to parties sometimes

only if he absolutely has too

makes sure zohakuten doesn’t do any drugs

zohakuten is bored the entire time and rather play roblox and minecraft

college kids fw karaku so hard

karaku is into older women because he has mommy issues

also into older men bc he doesn’t have a dad and has the BIGGEST daddy issues

not bigger than sekido’s daddy issues tho

tries to cheer up all his brothers

he smokes weed still

refuses to touch anything other than weed

his first job was at a restaurant

he got a lot of tips because of his looks

used to be in band

is really good with the flute

any wind instruments he is good with

his second job was at a waterpark

he got a lot of people’s numbers

loves flo rida and odetari

don’t ask specifically why flo rida

just loves flo rida

his instagram is filled with photos of him

has urogi trained to take insta pics

has a gym highlight

so high maintenance

loves tanning when he is already tan

needs a mani pedi every two weeks

a natural genius with amazing grades

even tho he skips 90% of the time

goes to every club

he just hates being at home with sekido

urogi tags along all the time

doesn’t know his own body count

Urogi

he knows a good chunk of spanish

mainly because of sekido cussing them out

he’s the sweetest brother

besides aizetsu

got bullied HEAVILY when he was younger

never let his brothers know besides karaku

he got bullied for his features

his wider, perky nose

his rounder eyes

his moles on his face

the scars on his knees

they basically attacked every feature that he has

he was easy to bully because half the time he didn’t understand it

he just thought they were being friendly and thought they were friends

aizetsu wasn’t easy to be bullied bc sekido was always with him and everyone was scared of sekido

urogi always just thought they were being nice

until he got to middle school

he just kept being nice to them in hopes that they would stop

they didn’t

he remembers the day he came home with a massive cut on his forehead because they had pushed him into a brick wall

his brothers had to go home and he was stuck with cleaning duty

whenever he was done, his bullies were waiting outside and beat him up

he just said that he tripped on accident

sekido made a fuss over him

also suffered from self harm

and eating issues

he struggled a lot

sekido noticed he didn’t eat a lot and forced him to eat

but he never thought that urogi was getting bullied

none of the brothers did

he kept it a really well hid secret

until he told karaku whenever they were having a deep conversation

“why the fuck didn’t you tell us?”

“it’s not worth it besides i’m fine now!”

he still gets bullied from time to time

just occasional jabs

it mainly stopped whenever he grew and got muscles

they became his actual friends

has never forgot it

it affected his self esteem a lot

his “happy all the time” is an act

it’s his alter ego basically

always hated his features because he looked different from his brothers

not that much different but they made fun of his nose a lot

asked if he was adopted bc he was born a day late

or if he was dropped on his head as a baby

he became popular as soon as he reached high school

he was jacked, handsome and has a golden retriever personality

could never be his actual self around his popular friends

could never express his love for birds

they always were talking about cars

he found it boring

he was invited to a bunch of parties because he was friends with practically everyone

all of the girls liked him

he was always so sweet to them

never really liked them

he doesn’t have a label either

he dated around bc karaku wanted him to

never had sex with any of the girls or guys he dated

massive virgin

scared to even have it

he started up wrestling and soccer

soccer bc all of his brothers were doing it

and wrestling to get all of his energy out

multiple scars from him doing the stupidest shit

tried weed with karaku

he liked it but he prefers edibles

just doesn’t like the idea of smoke going into his lungs

works out his legs all the time

massive thighs and a level 3 gyatt

loves back massages

really, really ticklish

you always know where he is because of how loud he is

was also bullied for his loudness

calling him annoying

and calling him a “bird brain”

he never changed though

it worked out in his end bc all of the girls liked him

he drinks

and he also tried one of sekido’s cigarettes one time

almost puked bc it was so gross

urogi has sekido’s cigarette brand memorized in his head

“sekido smokes marlboro light special blends 100”

is almost never really mad

got jumped once

by tengen and kyojuro

their friend groups have MASSIVE beef

karaku jumped in when he saw urogi getting jumped

sekido was fuming and also joined in

they all had to go to the hospital

literally almost got kicked out of all sports

somehow still managed to stay in

loves hyperpop and pop music

“i promise i’m not going to play trash music, man!”

him and aizetsu are pretty close, he comforts aizetsu a lot and treats him kindly

though he can get a bit too much

urogi stopped talking for one whole day to see what people would do

they were weirded out and forced urogi to talk

urogi and zohakuten aren’t close at all and neither are him and sekido

zohakuten gets mad at urogi for being loud

especially when he is trying to study

they play video games together though

sekido cant play video games with them bc he rage quits too much

loves having head rubs

it relaxes him

their mom used to do it all the time to them before she became severely ill after having zohakuten and then passing away shortly after

has a photo of their mom as his phone wallpaper

if he cries, he cries in the shower

first job was being a lifeguard

a lot of people asked for his number as a life guard

he worked with karaku for a bit but then they got separated bc they caused too many problems

listens to odetari with karaku

loves “You’re too slow”

is really good at dancing

like really good

has 3 ear piercings on each ear

tongue piercing matching w/ karaku

and matching nipple piercings

he looks up to karaku a lot

he wants to be like him

not really good grades, aizetsu tutors him

C’s and D’s, it doesn’t help that he skips half the time with Karaku

[angelofverdum]

Station 19 7x08

Omg, they are closing storylines. The end is near.

First, I want to give their 10s to the people who brought real Latinos to the show. I'm so happy when they speak proper Spanish on TV.

Honestly, this episode wasn't really that special besides that opening scene with Maya and Carina, that was the cutest thing ever.

But we can see how they're setting the ending for the characters.

Andy is happy because she is the captain and a good one too. That's the only thing she ever wanted. I'm glad they didn't bring a male character just for her to have a happy ending.

Vic is getting crisis one. She is moving from Seattle and she doesn't give a damn about Theo, well yes.

Natasha is finally getting married to Bob. Congratulations I guess.

My sweet broken Maya is not broken anymore. She has so much love in her life now. I could cry just thinking about it.

Carina and Maya's little family is so beautiful. I know we are not going to experience Carina's pregnancy but I hope they let us see just a bit how moody Carina gets and how Maya deals with it.

4 things I like to point out about the engagement party:

Andy ate everybody up. She was the best dress in that party.

2. Carina's dress was ugly I'm sorry. It just doesn't feel like Carina. Btw, I'm still not over Carina wearing her wedding dress to that party last season, piss me off bad that shit.

3. They have no idea how to dress Maya in formal attire. She looks like Danielle to me. It's not like she has to wear a suit because she is tough and goes to the gym, because I know she got married in a dress, but I don't know that hair is wrong.

4. Idk how I feel about Liam's biological dad being in the picture, I know we aren't going to see that. But it feels like they are saying boys need a male model in their life. You know what Mason said in the last episode.

Maybe I'm overthinking it but it feels unnecessary to me. Like I get the social worker had to look for his bio dad but they could say he wasn't interested and that's it.

But anyway, you know how important this was for me? This hug. My besties for real 😭

I was gonna look for a video or a GIF (I didn't tho) when Maya and Carina told everyone they were getting married, outside a hospital after Warren's surgery, and Maya and Andy barely touched. Like things were bad between Danielle and Jaina my god.

Now, in Grey's Anatomy, Jo is choosing OB over general which means she is taking OB completely for the show, so no more Dr. Carina Deluca for real. Every time they have a pregnant mom it'll be Jo's case, and I know it's already like that but sometimes I had hope that Carina would appear for a bit but I guess not anymore.

[the-acid-pear]

I didn't want to but my last post got so long Tumblr can't load it AFSGSGAHH so this is my second post bc liveblogging this manga is part of my personality now <3

From where i left,

I love seeing Shibukawa i hate knowing how that fight will go down tho </3

JACKKKK 🥺

Oh is that literally Andre the giant?

MOTOBEEEE 💞

THAT'S RETSU?! GOD I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AT ALL I-

KUREHA IS BACK TOO NICE

Katou baby you won't last

YESSSSSSSS YES YES YES MY SON.

Yeah and uh, Katsumi whatever.

BABYYYYYYYYY BOYYYYYYYYYY

Poor Kozue on god pugoygpgu

Toba 🥺

Kozue like 😨

Chapter 186

You don't know but like 2 days passed and i actually forgot what was happening VÑVPJOYG

I just remembered that scene in the fairy odd parents movie where the crowd goes OHHH AHHH

WHAT NUT?

I don't want to simp so early in the morning but UGHHH look at him!!

Hey has Baki always been doing the yujiro stand or is this new?

Feel you Mr Andre the giant i too have been told to not use my full strength. Though I'm just 1.60, my power comes from my anger issues and my god given right to kick ass

That's one strong kick

Rip the crowd n Andre the giant

Chapter 187

I don't think that's true Baki boy

That's a big number sir

I really don't care about this fight much at all surudtidkgxkhkdgksr

Poor Kozue man

Okay no apparently all cis men on the comments did want to become the string ???? Get help /j

Chapter 188

This is prob cool if you know who these people are. I unfortunately don't.

Look of bloodlust? He looks like the average fuckboy

YESSS BABEY LET'S GOOO THE GLASSES ARE BACKKK

Me watching the anime: omg that's so random why is he wearing glasses out of nowhere lol?

Me now (my brain is bigger): WOOOOOOOOO

I'm still obsessed with Toba's size

IFYOYDITDPUGPJG

Okay i had to google who igari was bc i wasn't recognizing him, now I'm cheering on him

This is gonna be a good one, hopefully

That was murder

DOPPO POG DOPPO POG-

Chapter 189

Hehehe this title sounds promising 👀

KSJSKSHSJS BRO 🥺

I really can't tell if he's scared of confident, i HOPE he's confident like, he's my pollo afteral (i make that joke in Spanish bc idk how to do it in English 😭)

Nice feet (See? No one can accuse me of having a foot fetish because no one reads these haha!)

I'm not gonna simp for 3 lines straight but i can't just pass this without saying how much i love how Doppo looks in this arc my man looking more precious than usual 😌🥺💞

Shout-out to the ppl in the comments wishing Motobe a happy bday <33

Chapter 190

These men just LOVE breaking fingers don't they?

It was a pleasure knowing you Motobe-san

I must say Doppo first watching the fights with Katou now with his son is like, super damn sweet like this dude is just such a Dad™

Sumo is such a damn cool sport tbh, i watched like one documentary on it once and nothing else but it's just like damn

NOOOUGHHH

MOTOBE IS FUCKING DEAD.

Lshekwhwksgskd someone was mentioning how they make Motobe sound like a badass but he loses every time and someone just responded "He's 50", which is similar to the justification i tried to give myself whenever Doppo kept fucking losing but then you have mfs like Shibukawa who is 70 and is just mad powerful KSVSNSH 😔

Chapter 191

Hehe the king ☺️

THAT WAS SO RANDOM AJGSJSGEJSG i love this mf

FUCK HOW SHORT IS RETSU OMG 🥺

1.76 HE'S SO TINY HE'S SHORTED THAN DOPPO OMFG

also if y'all wonder how I'm doing my jaw is currently trembling and i think i have a fever, but it's fine, we getting to 200 today boys

I really don't care much about Katsumi but he has a very shaped face i won't lie, his eyes are very pretty too. STILL DONT CARE BOUT HIM 🙄😒

They just throwing hands these mfs ffs

Katsumi that's a bit too far don't you think?

A fuckin pussy out sort of luck i see

Chapter 192

I hate smooth Retsu sm let him keeps his face wrinkles ffs

Obsessed with these lads

ANDRE MY MAN look at him

EVERYBODY IS GETTING IN THE WAY FR SPUGPYDOTSÑD

I love how these characters say <3

Fucked up to beat up a wounded man tho NGL :/

OH FUCK HIS ELBOW NO

Chapter 193

Idk man after 180+ chapters Retsu's body doesn't look that wild to me

I know he will lose bc uh, Retsu obviously? But man i really like this Russian

Kozue that's how every match is

Hhhh 😬

He's dead.

Chapter 194

OH MY GOD HIM AGAIN?! HHH FFS!!!

VAMOOOS KATOU

Hey they aren't doing the white lips thing anymore that's sick

Motobe Latino /j

OYFPUTDPUTDPUTDPID

NO MY MAN KATOU IS NO MATCH TO YUJIRO NO ONE IS NOOO 😢

Chapter 195

Monkee

MY BOY BAKI GETTING THAT GOOD OL FLASHBACK HUH BAKI PTSD MOMENCE

YEET

Chapter 196

LSHLSHEKEBSJSHSVS IM LOSING IT

Look at the cocky mf man sjsgdhd

I must say i love the progression of Baki's personality

ANDOOOO

Chapter 197

Katsumi is deranged

My health problems are solved btw

I honestly hope Katsumi wins, for the honor of shinshinkai exclusively

Doppo looks so proud of his son 🥺

These mfs so childish ffs

...how is he that small 😭

I really don't understand any of these people

Chapter 198

I love seeing Toba just around doing shit like yeah king you go. My nostalgia enjoys his presence

Toba king i don't want to see you on a wheelchair please-

Toba baby you are going to die and horrible death and i will hate to be the witness of it

LSHSJSHSKHWKSHS ???

He's dead 😔

SHOUT-OUT TO THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO COMPARED TOBA TO THE TERRAFORMARS ROACHES 😭😭💀

Chapter 199

Igari right? He's dead too. I have less doubt than anyone else, Hanayama is a beast.

THEHWHSHHS 😭 WHY DOES HE HAVE TO OPEN BOTTLES LIKE THAT FFS

Different? Idk man he looks the same to me

Chapter 200

Like it's not just brawling man if anyone the size and strenght of Hanayama did anything they would win no matter what, this mf is a beast

THAT'S SO MEAN THEY WERE SUCH BESTIES OUGH MY HEART 😢💔

I'm sorry, he's gonna get WHAT? 😳

Ndhskshskhdkd obsessed

THESE MEN OMFG.... IM LOSING IT

So glad at least SOMEONE is still a bro 😒

HANAYAMA BRO??? IM BETTING ALL MY MONEY ON YOU BRO PLEASE

Obsessed he didn't even realize

THANKS HANAYAMA PHEW I WAS GETTING WORRIED FOR A SECOND THERE!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

And that's it for tonight, adiós

[bow-wow-wark-wark]

Hiii happy 4th hypmic anniversary, I know it's been like 3 days since the actual anniversary but *shrugs* anyways I wanted to answer the questions from this post to celebrate!! (This is going to be a long post lol, this just brings a ramble instinct in me)

1. How and when did you get into HyplMic?

I got into hypmic during the end of September/ start of October of last year, it feels like a lot of time and very little at the same time lol... so many people in the fandom have liked this for super long!! I got into it bc of someone I followed on twitter, they would talk about it sometimes and I was getting a bit sick of the music I listened too so I thought "why not expand my music taste?" Little that I know It was going to become the only thing I listened too lol. I also saw this like "a hypmic characther once said" video and I thought it was soooo funny I just had to get into it. I'm honestly surprised hypmic started in 2017 bc I was going through a god awful musical phase and knowing I could have liked it earlier in life amuses me (tho back then I thought anime was silly so it wouldn'thave happened either).

2. First impressions of the characters? Who stuck out the most?

(Another long one soz) I'm going to do most of them btw.

Buster bros: ichiro was the 1st chara I knew before I got into it, for a bit I had him mixed up with jyushi tho lmao. Tbh I didnt have a very strong opinion on him, I wasn't super into BB at the start 😅 same with jiro, I liked him the most, thought he was really cute. At the start I disliked saburo a bit lol, like he was just soooo mean and I didn't like that, also I wasnt a huge fan of new star at the start so I didnt like him bc of that either.

MTC: I had to fight a lot to openly like mtc, I felt a bit bad liking them at the start bc they're all like criminals and stuff lol. I have to be honest I think that at the start I didnt think about them like at all... the strongest impression here was Rio, he was my favorite also I thought jyuto was hilarious bc of the start of bayside smoking blues, I really liked his voice too.

Fling posse: ok so the moment I saw Ramuda I was like "this guy is evil as balls isnt he?" I was pretty right lol, I thought he was a child like saburo at the start bc hes so small, man fooled me there. I liked dice the most at the start, my 1st fanart is of him lol. I didnt have very strong opinions on Gentaro, I was surprised to find out his VA also voiced yamaguchi since I was a haikyuu fan if anything.

Matenro: Lol matenro was my favorite (still is), idk what was it but I saw all of them and I was like: great :D I dont remeber specific impressions tho.... It was almost like love at first sight lol. I remeber I really liked the fact that both hifumi and doppo had tips, I thought it was super cool.

BAT: ok so I also knew who kuuko was before I got into hypmic my actual actual 1st fanart was of him (I did it before I even knew what hypmic was like at all). I really liked him, I remember listening to gyara bam and being like "this guy rules so much", I really liked jyushi, as mentioned before I had him mixed with ichiro (they look nothing a like I dont even know how) I was super shocked to find out he was also a teen lol I was pretty happy. Not gonna lie I had no idea who hitoya was at the start (rip) I knew kuuko I knew jyushi but I didnt know him, I dont remeber being very big on him till like the dramas and getting more into hypmic bc before nothing nada.

Dotsuhon: lol I slept on dotsuhon for the looongest time, I literally only liked sasara, rosho and rei were just really there for me. Sasara was my favorite bc I loved his voice and tragic transitor gace me unrivaled latino vibes so he felt very close to me in a sense. I thought rei was a scumbag the moment I laid eyes on him.

3. Who was the first character you liked?

My 1st favorites before I found out about bat and dotsuhon where jiro and hifumi!! I really liked their voices and like over all attitude and stuff.

4. Which was the first Division you liked?

My favorite was matenro, they were just so cute and I liked how they were pretty chill and just had fun most of the time. Like how they tried looking all edgy and intimidating but they were all nice guys lol.

5. How have your favorites changed?

Not much lol my favorite is still hifumi tho know I have jyushi and Otome if were ranking on like top 3. I love all the charas now tho!!! Lol these are just my bigger ones. Division wise now my favorite is mtc, followed by bat I'm still a matenro stan tho!! All divisions have done some big growing on me so I love all of them anyways.

6. What was the first song you listened to?

The 1st song I listened to was battle anthem, I was super convinced it was the 1st hypmic song so I was surprised to hear it was division rap battle lol.

7. What's your favorite solo song?

Ghhhh this is so hard to choose... I actually like basically every single hypmic song.... if we're talking only 1t set that's easier to choose. Um that would be sensenfukoku, drops and champagne gold, I like all the mtc ones so I cant choose. Second set every single one is amazing so I cant choose either, tho at the start I disliked most of them somehow...

8. What's your favorite group song?

Ok at 1st i thought it was like an all division song but I just read it and it's just group song in general.... I love all of them but one of my biggest comfort songs is papillion so I'll say papillion. If were talking all stars songs that's easier tho: in no particular order its hoodstar (just heard the + ver and it slapped), survival of the illest+, glory or dust and hang out.

9. Which songs do you think are slept on?

Mmmmm I personally have no idea which songs people like more in general but I have seen a bunch of "my favorite hypmic moments" videos so I'll base it on that. I'll personally say any mtc song lol, in those videos theres always a surprising lack of mtc so yeah.

10. Do your favorite songs come from your favorite Division?

Yes, tho it's really no problem bc I like all songs😅

11. Objectively, who do you think is the best rapper?

I had never heard a lot of rapping till hypmic so I have no idea what good rapping is lol... I personally thinks everyone does a good job, I guess someone else can school me on that.

12. Which composers for HypMic do you listen to?

None... I honestly dont like know who composes which song.... I know very little about music and I dont look into it so I cant answer this one either.

13. If you had to get someone into HypMic with one song what would it be?

Oh :0 well I'm not very sure but if anything I think the way to go would be an all stars song bc you can get the feel of each division pretty good, then if they like that introduce them to other stuff. Of course this all depends on the person lol... my brother really likes strong songs so to him battle anthem was a good hook up... I quite personally would go for survival of the illest bc it has a good feel of the divisions and it's very silly which is a series staple.

14. Do you play ARB? Drop your friend code for people reading!

Nooooo I dont 🤧😢 I really want to but I dont think I would have space on my phone, besides idk how to download it, if you have to pay for it I dont have money and if it's only in japanese I'm learning at snails speed so I wouldnt understand it *cries a little* I have seen certain events tho, I find it funny.

15. What events are you hoping to see? What character combos do you hope will show up together?

Mmmm idk I have a post about but I'll love to see a sasara jakurai interaction, I'm pretty sure one has already happened but I want this funny man to interact with jakurai more. Some people mentioned that they would like to see more interactions between kuuko and samatoki and I agree, wheres that side of the mad comic dialogue line up? I'll also like to see hitoya and samatoki bc they're both into vintage stuff ish, like fashion wise so I think it would be interesting to see. Last I want a jyushi/jiro interaction idk of there's any but there needs to be I need them to interact!!! Or maybe saburo jyushi that would also be interesting.

16. Are you into any ships?

Yes!!! I'm a little shy talking about ships not going to lie so I don't talk about it too much lol. I like samajyu a normal amount, I also like ichikuu, jiroshi, hifudo and hitojaku. I like a lot of other ships too tho, like ot3 mtc is good so is fling posse tho my favorite is ramugen. Hypmic has a bunch of cute ships so it's hard not to enjoy most.

17. Do you have a yume/self-ships? Platonic or romantic.

Not really lol, I have considered reading self insert before but I always feel a bit embarrassed. If you do you're super poggers tho.

Ok I'll keep answering in another post bc this is getting super long and the next question is one I want to say a lot about again. Umm if you happen to see this and want to answer them too fell free to!! You can tag me if you want as well, I love seeing others opinions about like hypmic and stuff so feel free too. If you want to comment on something I said you're free to do so as well

[mystery-hysteria]

I’m going to say this in here because I need people to see it: MÉXICO IS IN GREAT DANGER!!! Our president and the secretary of health of the country are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO PREVENT THE SPREADING OF CORONAVIRUS.

There’s been zero precautions with the disease, we have 82 confirmed cases (tho we don’t believe in what the government says) and more than 100 suspicious cases. Yesterday we had 53 cases and today it started exploding because the government isn’t taking the right precautions!!!

Here’s a list of the things that have and are happening in México:

•The airports aren’t taking any precautions. Someone might as well come from an infected country and they won’t even take their temperature or ask them if they have any symptoms. NOTHING. The only thing there is, it’s this thermal camera that we are sure it doesn’t even work.

•Last Saturday and Sunday, there was this big music festival called: “Vive Latino”, where famous bands came invited (tho lots of them cancelled because of Coronavirus) and at least 70,000 people where suppose to attend. Everyone on twitter said that the event should be cancelled, but the government said NO. The event took place and more than 40,000 people attended because the government said it was fine. 27 of these people reported fever

•Our president: Andres Manuel López Obrador, better known as AMLO or “El cacas” (literally translated to: “the poop”. Very funny story btw) is and idiotic old man who insists that Coronavirus isn’t nothing more than an exaggeration and every single day, when someone asks him in his conferences what measures are gonna be taken in the country, he answers with: “Nothings gonna happen” or “It’s not that bad” and, in the best of cases “I won’t talk about it, I’ll let the scientists and medics handle it”. HE IS A HUGE IDIOT.

•Oh yeah, btw, he also said: “Nothing will happen, share kisses and hugs.” Kill me now please, just do it. I can’t deal with this old man anymore.

•The secretary of health of the country is doing nothing to prevent the spreading of the disease. They won’t make the tests, insisting that it’s not necessary and whenever someone asks them how many confirmed cases there are, they answer: “It’s irrelevant”. MY FREAKING LORD, HELP!

•And that’s not the worst… the worst part is that we can’t believe anything that the government says. Some days ago, a private hospital said that they had 9 cases of Coronavirus and the secretary of health said they didn’t count those cases because they weren’t under their jurisdiction. Everyone got super mad and in the end, they were forced to count those cases. Also, everyday they give a conference and every time they present this awful presentation made in PowerPoint where they say how many cases there are and they “answer questions”, of course, this questions are planned and when there’s people that actually confronts them, they immediately say: “cut the transmission”

•Meanwhile, our president is still having public meetings, where he KISSES and HUGS people, (this is completely out of topic, but recently, in one of this meetings, he kissed a little girl like five times and then BITE her cheek. It’s not the first time he does this disgusting stuff. In Twitter there was a trending topic where they called him a pedophile. It’s DISGUSTING).

•Apart from being no precautions, there is this cellphone number where you can call if you feel any symptoms of the disease, but guess what… IT DOESN’T WORK. You call and it sound occupied. You can wait up to half an hour and the only thing you receive, is a message saying that the number is occupied at the moment.

•After 82 cases, they finally decided to cancel classes in schools and universities, but they still insist with not canceling events that don’t have more than 1,000 people in it.

•The secretary of health said that it was unnecessary to take the Coronavirus tests and also said this about our stupid president: “The president’s strength is moral, not contagious.” Now we’re asking for his resignation through Twitter.

•If you go to a hospital to take a test, they won’t make it to you unless you accomplish the required factors. Of course, this is an excuse, because the government doesn’t have the equipment to do the tests and because they don’t want to have more confirmed cases. So what’s their strategy? Ignore the sick people who go to take the test so the number doesn’t increase. I wouldn’t be surprised if we actually had more than 82 cases.

There’s so many more things I could enlist, but it would turn into a full 20 pages long essay about how badly are things being handled by this government and our idiotic president.

PLEASE SHARE THIS AND SPREAD IT. WE NEED PEOPLE FROM EVERYWHERE AROUND THE GLOBE TO KNOW THIS SO THE NEWS SPREAD AND THE GOVERNMENT, UNDER THE WHOLE WORLD PRESSURE, IS FORCED TO DO SOMETHING.

[delicrieux]

Since you’ve FINALLY watched star wars, what’s your opinion on the characters? And will you write more fics for them? Love you!!

i know it took a while for me to get into it, but i did! and i DO have some opinions on the characters that i shall now express in this carefully constructed list. just a btw i watched the last jedi so if u think my analysis is wrong blame the movie 💗 (hope i got their names right haha!)

ben swolo — absolutely adorable. is crying for most of the movie. puppy eyes. i feel like he gives very good hugs. not those lame not even there hugs but that he really hugs tightly and doesn’t let go for a while. 11/10

reyd shadow legends — so pretty. i like her accent. very strong and stubborn but also softTM. she controls the force and my heart. my only gripe is that she didn’t join mr swolo when he asked her nicely (unlike, for instance, i, who would have joined him immediately). 10/10

po dementer — os car iSack really brought this character to life !! bad boy with a heart. drives fast vroom vroom. space latino. hot headed. always has a cause (to fuck shit up!!). like indiana jones but hotter. 11/10 needed him more in the movie.

fin wolfhard — he’s nice i think but tried to escapse ?! stubborn (i see this trait in pretty much everyone @ star wars ). good fighter. rly cares about reyd. 10/10 i wish he had escaped bcs i wouldve hauled ass outta that ship.

look sikewanker — bitter old man. 5/10

yonda — not baby. 0/10

beep beep cute robot — wasn’t it voiced by bill hader at first? 100/10 for bill hader.

rosé — sister died = character arc. sweet girl. but that kiss she gave fin at the end of the movie was hella weak and hella lame. 7/10

spooke — creepy evil man. good cgi tho. yelled at ben me no like!! 😡 -5/10

hackerman — traitor. kinda weird too. gave me icky vibes. 2/10

general horcrux — whiny. pretends to be strong but is actually very soft. kinda baby. tries to be a good leader (emphasis on tries). fails often. he has that failure energy. 8/10

leia — i love u & miss u mrs carrie fisher 🥺💗 infinity/10

i think that’s all!! overall, i liked the story and the cinnamon-tography of the movie, even if the editing was a bit iffy at times:) as for requests, i think i need to watch a few more star wars movies to rly get into it because i’m still confused on what’s happening

[retvenkos]

“i am flawless, thank you for noticing”

requested

HOW I IMAGINE THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OF THE NEXT GEN. HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS...

Teddy Lupin

okay, so teddy is very tall - like 6′2 (188 cm)

also, their hair is pretty magical

it’s usually blue but when victoire kisses them it turns pink also, like i said earlier, it perpetually sticks up in the back, and it curls around their ears

brown eyes

and i headcanon a latino! remus lupin, so teddy has some really clear, tanned skin

Victoire Weasley

so homegirl is part veela, so we know she’s really pretty but not the prettiest - louis holds that spot

she’s like a carbon copy of her mom, but with a couple of differences

she has freckles all over her arms and a bit on her face

really long, blonde hair that holds a curl really nice

she’s also pretty tall, i’m thinking around 5′11 (180 cm)

that doesn’t stop her from wearing heels though

Lysander Scamander

so i have already mentioned that he has kinda curly light brown hair and big blue eyes

i also mentioned that this boy has a serious freckle problem

but don’t worry fam, he can make it work

his hair is on point most of the time, always styled and it looks effortless even though he probably spends a decent amount of time on it

he’s probably like 5′9 (175 cm)

Lorcan Scamander

blue eyes and dirty blonde hair that is longer - he can pull it into a tiny bun and dominique definitely is the one who does it for him all the time

doesn’t actually have any freckles on his face, just on his back, arms, and legs

his nose is slightly crooked - you can tell it used to be really straight but then he broke it twice playing quidditch and once because lysander threw a book at him when he was being annoying, you know, like brothers do

5′9 (180 cm)

Dominique Weasley

has really clear skin, and a cute button nose

shoulder length blonde hair and hazel-ish eyes that go from bright green to brown

shorter than the rest of her siblings at 5′6 (168 cm)

she is really pretty too (i mean, have you seen her parents) but she usually tends to downplay it rather than perpetuate it like her sister

but she frequently experiments with her hairstyles and looks good with literally everything

wonderful face shape

Molly Weasley II

cheekbones that could kill a man

a reddish brown bob with hazel eyes

a small nose that’s kinda pointy

she definitely has a widow's peak

5′3 (160 cm)

Louis Weasley

 a blonde with really bright blue eyes

he’s around 5′8 (173 cm) which makes victoire the tallest something she mentions on the daily

he definitely has bigger lips that he’s kind of insecure of, but literally, everyone loves them

his nose is a long one and his skin is very clear

Fred Weasley II

so we all know this boy has amazing dark skin because he looks so much like his mother

his hair is curly and red and so help him god, if you do not ask before touching it, it will be the last thing you ever touch

deep brown eyes that are set behind his glasses

his facial expressions are all george though

5′8 (173 cm)

oof

James Sirius Potter

so i’ve already mentioned his god awful hair and his hazel eyes

it’s dark brown, btw

and like, he’s short. like, 5′5 (165 cm) short

albus will make fun of him so hard.

he’s one of those kids who always looks like they could be up to something when he’s honestly just thinking about chicken nuggets???

his hair - once he grows into it - is an effortlessly messy but beautiful look and literally, everyone (except fred) is jealous of it

green eyes (it’s a potter curse)

also - dimples

Albus Severus Potter

so he has the darkest, jet black hair. 

he keeps it nice and tidy and actually tries to look put together so that people will remember him for something other than having the name of people who died

he doesn’t want to ride on the coattails of anyone else’s fame - he wants to be his own dude

and we know this boy has some crazy green eyes

like, harry’s eyes were green, but nothing is this green

and our boi was short for a hot minute, but in fourth year he just sprouts

we’re talking a solid 6′0 (183 cm)

he very rarely ever stands up straight tho, so whenever he does it’s really intimidating

Rose Granger-Weasley

okay, so being the daughter of ron - the most freckled of the weasleys (fite me on this) - this girl has some freckle issues

like, you could split her freckles onto three separate people and you would say that they had a lot

furthermore, she has some wonderfully curly, dark brown hair

the only difference is that it’s not too frizzy, which hermione was so happy about she almost cried

(she still has issues getting her hair to be tamed)

our girl is about 5′4-5′5 (163-165 cm)

also, i headcanon a black! hermione, so our girl has the most beautiful, dark skin

Scorpius Malfoy

first of all, our boy has some sharp cheekbones

be careful albus - you just might cut yourself

but he’s always so polite and smiley that it’s not something that makes him too regal looking

his eyes are a grey-ish blue but are big and so very kind

he has blonde hair like his pops, but it’s less slicked back and severe

he’s overall just softer than his dad but almost a carbon copy

5′7 (170 cm)

Lucy Weasley

light brown hair that has a natural soft wave to it and is super bouncy

round, coke bottle glasses that are actually really cute

they make her brown eyes big and wide

what a sunshine child, she lives in pastels i swear

5′4 (163 cm)

soft features that make you just smile

Hugo Granger-Weasley

we’ve already talked about his curly red hair briefly

but my lord, is it a mess

it bounces all over the place and is kinda long so his bangs kinda fall in his eyes - which are brown and big

honestly, he’s kind of a heartthrob, guys

his freckles are all concentrated on his face, most notably his nose

they would be his defining trait if he wasn’t smiling all the time

he’s lighter than his sister but still has a nice tan to his skin

(and y’all can fight me on this, biracial kids can be a myriad of colors)

he’s a solid 6′0 (183 cm)

Roxanne Weasley

okay, so first of all, homegirl has some long hair

i guess you would call it wavy, but it’s most defining trait is that it is thicc

and it’s jet black and beautiful

eyes?? 10/10 hazel and piercing

and she has all of her mother’s passion behind them

and she’s tall and lanky like her dad

and she is one of the few to be freckleless, but homegirl has enough charisma she doesn’t need any

she’s also taller than her bro, which she’s very proud of - 5′11 (180 cm)

Lily Luna Potter

she has reddish brown hair that’s in a long bob

it’s straight and actually kinda thin

also, she’s taller than james sirius and they make fun of him for his height at every given opportunity - she’s like 5′7 (170 cm)

carries on the potter legacy with green eyes

a lot of people say she looks like her grandma, lily.

which of course means a sprinkling of freckles

but more so means a kind smile that can turn on you in seconds

AND FLUFF ENSUES. (also, their names are in order of their age in relation to each other, so there’s that)

[k4nill]

ROTTMNT: Human AU, some design HCs and random HC

@bootyyshaker9000 This is so long i'm so sorry i just gonna make a post about it i don't wanna flow your dms or anything, so I wrote this down in paper and in spanish so forgive me if my english is shitty and it took so damn long, btw HI!!!~ How you doing honey?

My Heart Ache a Lot (cuzhessopreciousicantbrah)

~ My son Mikey I can't let anybody hurt you. (Btw, Leon call him Miguelito). He struggles a little with puberty, mostly with ocasional acne. His brothers constantly remind him of being careful to not get scars from pinching the pimples obsessively.

~ MIXED BRAH U CANT' TELL ME OTHER WISE, 1/2 cups of african-american and 1/2 cups of latino spice and PUFF yOU GOT CINNAMON ROLL THAT COULD ACTUALLY KILL YOU.

~ Cocoa skin (with that yellow undertone, you know?). Thin hair, curly, natural and the most bouncy-est(?) hair, a little above the chin lenght, tied up in a bun when he's busy making art.

~ Button nose, surrounded by some freckles. With really big, almond eyes. His face gets pinkish when it's to damn hot, he's doing to much work or is REALLY angry.

~ I think I gotta bring up how nice his smile is, he got that smile, that shows up just his upper teeth row, the upper lip disappears and it goes way up his cheeks and then it sinks in his dimples. Art.

~ Mikey ain't that young but his height, complexion and even facial features makes him look a lot younger in comparison to his brothers, he could be like 25 and ppl would still think he's in highschool, never aging ppl.

~Had this beautiful dreads, with the tips colored differently once in a while. Now he's growing his hair to have larger dreads, so he can paint em a different color each and have em in high up-do, like a rubberband ball.

~ Mikey would wear every fucking color, get the fuck away with toxic masculinity p l e a s e. Fits anything 10/10. But loves sports clothing (Matching ones are the BEST) he find's it refreshing and really comfy since Miguel is really active, so if he's needs to go usain bolt he GOES OFF and you can imagine sneakers don't last with him. Probably, every single piece of clothing he owns has at least a minor stain from some sort of paint.

~Wears headbands, sometimes really neat designs and then straight out "what the hell is this vomit stain garbage Mikey?" (from Donnie, mostly).

~ Has fake piercings. He's got several in his ears. He wants to have em for real, older brothers just keep telling him that "when he gets older".

Plus: We all know how the turtles are sneaky sneaky, tricky tricky and rad skillyz skillyz being ninjas but in this human AU his brothers got nothing on him like he's flexible as hell, he comes down the stairs like the exorcist bitch or that other bitch on the ring and scares the shit out of Leon and Raph, can touch his calfs with his neck that kind of stuff. And he doesn't run, he travels back to 1955 to save Marty McFly ass.

Leonardo DABinci

~ Not so long ago I made a post about how Leon is a Latino, quote:

"I can clearly see how Leon is totally a Latino. Like: thick wavy hair, with really small monolid eyes, and medium light skin (latinos know what the hell i'm talking about, those kids that get told they have "ojos de chinito" and rock the neapolitan tanning: caramel where the sunlight hits, milky way where it doesn't and pink when it's too much sun for the day) and then Donnie is this asian™ bean, so, sometimes they are mistaken as blood related brothers (Mostly cuz the eyez) and the stripes are the tanning y'all."

~ In addition, recently someone WOKE™ me up and reveled to me as in a prophecy, that Leon is Half-Chilenian, Half-Argentinian.

~ TBH yall, i just want my boy to do his thing and do them Fornite dances while some dope ass cumbias are playing, this is straight up my dream for real.

~Leon got those damn thick eyebrows more than Raph, plucks em to give em shape.

~Has a lot of scars. Leon is very active as Miguel but he is a troublemaker. Got several scars from fights: face, knees, knuckles, arms, legs. And that one time he came running to get his juice, slipped and smashed into the stove glass.

~Has wavy thick hair, keeps the top messy and fluffy and the rest shorter, undercut typo.

~LEON. USES. GLASSES. Period. But don't use em regulary, mainly cuz he's so active and sometimes clumsy and would rather not buy glasses everytime he goes out.

(Donnie, probably): "Leon, why don't you use your glasses? You are making your eyes even smaller trying to read that sign"

(Dumbo): "No, no! que dices weon? I only need the glasses when i'm reading!"

~Loves stripes in his clothing. In any shape and thickness.

~Low-key uses Donnie button up shirts because he does think Donnie looks so well in em, but he's a little more broad than him (Thicc bacc, bicc arms) so he had tear some up, or pop a button or too.

~Guy who would wear anything and don't give a shit if he doesn't have a defined style. One day he's with that graphic tee, flashy bermudas and some sandals and the other day using some jeans, saggy big sweater, a beret and some fine boots.

~ Loves boots more than sneakers. Got good traction with em. But no one can replace las CHANCLAS i'm telling you, he's so comfortable flipping & flopping.

~ He's hairy. Really hairy. Don't shave, except the faice. He's got that baby face and the trace of where the beard could be. It ain't that thick sandpaper beard aftershave tho, Raph taught him the tricks to the silk road.

~Them sideburns tho, neAT-O.

~He ain't got former training, just some random stuff he's learned from Donnie and Raph. Nontheless, he's the trickster and can go dirty on fighting just to save his ass. But sometimes, his big mouth saves his dumb ass from trouble. (2/100 times, the other 98 times it makes it worse)

~Plus: He's into parkour a lot. Takes Mikey out so he can tag some walls uphigh. These trips are the reason he gets in fights more than his other brothers, he's gotta stick out for his brother in case shit goes down, but mostly because he's a loudmouth and sometimes he deserves it cuz he starts the fire tbh.

The thing goes RAP - PHA - PHA

~ Raph, my soft boy. He still BIG™, ain't ripped like a physiculturist, gotta admit, abs are in fact chocolate abs but got a chunky yet funky tone to it. Big ass arms, to strong to carry my depression and smash all my worries.

~ Obviously African-American, I just imagine this warm undertone to his skin. Thick eyebrows (plucks out his unibrow, and nothing more, that natural angled eyebrow perfect as it is).

~ Hairy complexion (but not as hairy as Leo) to pull out a balbo beard, faded to his hair, then starts the faded high top, (not that high tho) with that cotton natural hair (raph is just my dream tbh).

~ My boy rocks denim everything. But got this particular worn off denim jacket he treats like one of his extremities. It's kinda saggy, old, several splashes of god knows what substances... But he wears it like the most precious thing, his brothers got him for his birthday, selling candy bars and other sweet goodies. Made him cry like a bitch.

~ Snaggletooth fang. I got this random HC that Raph got it in a fight with one of his brothers when he was younger. His first tooth after his decidious teeth, he was so happy, finally "maturing" in his words. In his younger years he struggled a LOT with angry issues, (mainly, as the oldest, he understood a little big more about the rejection above the city for mutants, and built up this feeling of despite).

One day, one of his brothers made him really fucking angry, they got in a physical fight, that ended with his crooked fang, but yet, Raph is BIG and he can't measure his strenght sometimes. Then, his brother is crying in pain, screaming how bad can he treat his brother, as if he didn't love them, just as the people above.

He wasn't angry cuz the teeth (cuz he showed it off, like it made him an adult already), he broke down because he was always feeling so damn angry, being the oldest and yet he was beating their younger siblings over some dumb shit and treated them like people in the surface would. Raph is challenged each day, when he sees his face in the mirror, with the tooth projecting outwards as reminder of all the rage he had to let go to protect their brothers, to make a change on his perspective and emotions, to keep their family and himself happy.

I think this mind set change was the thing that settled Raph as a leader. He got stronger, not physicially, but mentally and emocionally, for the sake of his family.

This HC can be translated somehow to the Human AU but i'm not sure the origin of Raph's rage yet.

~ Would wear any shirt that has anything he likes, PLUS if it is in red. He just loves red. He's the only one obvious with their color preference. Red caps, shirts, jackets, pants and tons of sneakers.

~ Likes jeans but loves that kind of bermuda cut shorts and not all the way down pants. He's got some C A L F S with capitals.

~ Luckily, he does wear matching socks. (We can't see Don's most of the time but Raph shows more leg so).

~Wrist wrist wrist wrist wrist wrist. Loves wrist accesories and probably would wrap around anything on his wrist.

~He's got that classic™ Rock Lee from Naruto bandages from training and work out and sometimes he's just to tired to take off the shin pads.

~Don't show em much but got some big ass brass knuckles in his pockets in case someone messes the fuck up with his brothers. (He would easily let go if it was just him, he's a master of templance, but be warned: not with his family)

Plus: Got one tatto, in his back, below the neck, this celtic rune (we know that celtic runes have several meanings, so he took one with various that would fit him) a Gebo, that can mean partnership, generosity and sacrifice.

DONNA TELL EM

~ For starts, Donnie is my asian bean. Creamy pale skin, monolid eyes, with that puffy under eyelid, of course noticeable dark circles, but he got that EYESMILE BOI. (You know that people who kept straight face but the eyes are just screaming happiness??? That kind of eyesmile)

~ Hair black, thin, straight cut (his hair is kinda wavy) at his shoulder's lenght, got that fade styling in the back tho, usually wrapped in a high ponytail/bun. (Mikey loves to mess with his hair).

~ He's got that thin eyebrow hair, so, he fills em up to make them thicker, so gives him more of an assertive feature. (Also he is jealous of Leo and Raph eyebrows, nontheless edge so sharp to cut a bitch) Got that hairless complexion so not much about facial hair.

~ Obviously keeps them THIGHS™. (So far, to me their complexion on the show is the same as in the human AU so... ) Jeans were invented to the sole purpose to fit Donnie so well.

~To wear, jeans are a go to, but damn sweatpants comfy AF. Big old sweatshirts, swearters and hoodies. Underneat, digs button shirts, short or long, never with flashy prints, yet some minor deco, (to him is all in the elegance....). Raph and Donnie share an interest on sneakers, so he can wear like 1 hoodie for 10 days straight but a different sneaker each.

~But wears missmatched socks like the fuck out of here BOI, looking neat and clean and you come out with this yeeyee ass bullshit.

~ Donnie hides the fact that he's riPPED under the hoodies and sweatpants often, (he's tall as shit and his brothers calling him spagethi bOI don't help much) so people make the assumption he's the weakest of his brothers. He's the only graduated on black belt on Karate and knows his shit on MMA. On his younger years he was indeed saved many times by Raph's strenght, Mikey's swiftyness and Leon's cunning. This "being the weak" complex got to his head and started training solo. His brothers are amazed of Donnie's self-improvement and he often disguises it as the "i did it so i wouldnt be the weakest, you better watch out when i supass yall" but they all know he suffered inmensely seeing his brothers hurt because of him, so if they go down he does too, to protect them.

Plus: Complementary headphones with neon designs, blasting nightcore, dubstep and DnB songs with every Donnie purchased.

BG:

In my AU, these kids grew up really poor. They learned the value of hardwork since they were really young. Like in the Teetle Universe, people see them as misfits. Especially, because they are a "patched up family" (they are not blood related) and being looked down by the economic factor, mostly.

They got some real internal issues. But, the only thing that keeps them sane is how tight their brotherhood is.

Donnie and Raph have a job and go to college. Struggle a lot with their younger siblings rebellious stage.

Leon and Mikey go to highschool and do some baked goodies or art comissions to have some sort of income. Ain't fond of school that much, real troublemakers.

April it's a freshman in college and has much more accomodated life, but somehow, she's always felt she doesn't belong to anywhere, until she meet our boys. April learns a lot of life hardships while hanging out with em.

This would be, basically the series:

April meets this guys, this is sort of a slice of life anime, with lots of comedy and fun shots, however it develops around April learning valuable lessons that will help her as an adult, about friendship, loyalty, respect, empathy and kindness, after all the things the boys are going through.

I'm not sure how am I gonna accomodate Splinter in this, but eventually I'll figure it out.

I'm not got at drawing but i'm gonna try to make some of their designs.

[whydontwelovely]

8 letters: reviewed

8 letters: gives me a lowkey whimsical vibe and i honestly like the song so much bc its easy to interpret in so many different ways. btw corbyns voice in the bridge when he elongates the words gives me the chillllsss

Talk: it sounds like a modern-vibey-bubbly-upbeat BOP. definately not the most exciting song on the album, in my opinion, but its still a fun bippidy bop of a song. also cant forget to mention how adorable daniel is in the mv😍

Choose: okayokayokay imma just say it: this song is the best song theyve made musically, imo. they all sound aMAZINGg —like zachs part is just like 👌👌and honestly the only part of the song i know so far is when corbyns like “girl wass poppin” lol. and lets not let the beat change at the end go to dust i mean its everything in the song!!

In Too Deep: aaaAAAAH ThIs Is My FaVoUrItE sOnG oN tHe AlBuM i CaNt !!! daniels voice is so beautiful and i like how the song is all kinda dark and eery, but the chorus is lowkey upbeat. tbh this would be the one song of the album id want a music video of. the lyrics are so powerful and easy to interpret into different things, like 8 letters. ahhh i love !!

Friends: i like how they included a kinda latino vibe like legit it sounds dope. dont @tack me buuut honestly this song is kinda lowkey kinda silly? i mean sure its a song i could easily dance to and a lot of modern day songs glorify dumber things, but its just not my jam im sorry :/ on the other hand, their vocals are nevertheless on point

Hard: alrighty im on mission here to find an imagine i read on tumblr a long time ago. i cant remember who it was by but i know it was called Thin Walls and it was w Jack. if this rings a bell hmu! anywho, if that imagine was a movie and had one of those “original motion picture soundtracks,” hard would be every single song. the whole song in general gives me imagine feels tbh. like i dont feel this kinda vibe from the boys but i get that vibe when i read tumblr fics. its like the lyrics are written w seams made out of emotion threads - im still quakinggg

Hooked: ever since the song came out , i always thought that it was lowkey definately mature, in a way. i dont think i need to explain that ...... buuut my favourite part is corbyns part honestly ;). the mv is kinda spoopy but captivating at the same time. all in all its a big bop tho !

Falling: falling = my mood w wdw. its so #relatable its emotional tbh. the vocals are 💯!! their voices and dedications have matured sooo much since the beginning of the band and it really shows!!! im proud :,)

8 letters: Ranked

1. In Too Deep

2. 8 Letters

3. Choose

4. Hard

5. Talk

6. Falling

7. Friends

8. Hooked

[ghostinyourbuilding]

June 30th, Thursday. 20.00pm. Good evening, ghost. Extra long post because apparently I've had a busy couple of days.

I went on two other dates since my last post. One with Otto on Tuesday and then on Wednesday I spent the night at Mark's (the punk dude with face tattoos) place. Just got home in fact, so I'm dead tired and socially exhausted. I was going to answer my snowballing socials today but I'm gonna postpone that until I'm a bit less socially dead. In the meanwhile, here's the recap on the two dates.

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Tuesday, 28/06. Date with Otto.

We were supposed to go to the museum but I was busy until 30 minutes before it'd close. We decided to meet near a park. I got there around 4.40 due to my own stupidity and had to wait for over an hour until he got there, I wasn't even mad because it was my dumbness who made me be super early. It was nice to sit on the stairs on that busy area of the city and watch the sundown, though.

When he got there he finally got me the stuff he said he'd give me (all inside jokes like sandalwood incense, a plastic chicken and a stolen book) on our previous date. Also I really need to emphasise how nice he looked, just extra handsome.

We then went to this downright bizarre Japanese restaurant, when we got in the staff just went いらっしゃいませ which was fucking weird. Imagine 6 to 10 very hipster looking white/latino young adults just greeting you like that when you step foot into the restaurant... Bizarre.

We got negronis and this weird tasteless snack with nori, and I gotta say negroni is my most hated cocktail, I got to know that on the spot. Disgusting. I still finished it while we were talking about random shit.

We walked a bit downtown to kill time until I had to take the bus back home at 10.30. I feel like we really didn't do much but it was still incredibly enjoyable and comfy. I genuinely feel nice around him and I'm looking forward to seeing him again. I feel like we could potentially have a relationship if he's stable enough and if we (literally) find a place we could go to regularly. Not getting my hopes up but it's a possibility.

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Wednesday, 29/06. Date with Mark.

It was fucking Hell™ to get over to his place. He lives almost in a different town and I thought he'd pick me up but apparently his roommate is the one who drives?

I'm gonna be brutally honest - I had incredibly low hopes about going to his place. I didn't even think I'd care much because even though he is cute as fuck, smart and funny; he got divorced not too long ago, has been living with a weird roommate (more on that later, oh my fucking god) for the past two months and lives in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Since I'm not getting any action with Otto I thought I may as well go to Mark's place and at least get some therapeutic dick since I was a frigid bitch for around two months (which is longer than I've been single, yikes). It was a whopping 2 hour bus ride to a part of the city I've never been to. Not my brightest idea. At this point my hopes were low and so was my patience. I was thinking about getting an Uber back home after dinner even tho it'd cost me around 50 buckaroos because I didn't think I'd be so impressed with Mark.

Spoiler: I was completely wrong. I got to his flat and holy shit, he is just this incredibly charming dude with the nicest smile and the funniest jokes. We watched ID while he made dinner which was fucking amazing btw, he's a professional chef.

As the night went on I got to meet his roommate, Nobody, and yes, that's his actual nickname, but I forgot his real name so let's go with that. Nobody seemed cool that first night. We chatted a bit and apparently he's a part time security guard and Uber driver studying to be a philosophy professor. He's clearly very smart and could even talk to me about my major which is always a welcome surprise. We even chatted about my previous profession a bit so I was very comfy there even with Nobody being around. He went to bed quickly after dinner so I didn't think about him at all for the rest of the evening.

While we were watching TV Mark just straight up asked if I wanted to kiss him, which was super cute. I didn't think he'd be a bit shy but he kinda is.

We napped a bit on the couch and then at around 3am Nobody woke both of us so we'd go to Mark's room. That was my first red flag with Nobody. He just asked for us to go in such a weird way, and Mark's reaction made me feel like he was actually annoyed at something. We did actually go to bed but I was strangely so weirded out I couldn't sleep much for the rest of the night.

At around 8am Mark woke up and since he was so respectful and shy I really wasn't expecting us to have sex but we fuckin did it 3 times!! I've never been with a dude that had so much stamina and it was legit the best sex I've ever had. I was just fucking mind-blown.

After that, the pillow talk was very comfy. He talked in depth about the stuff he enjoys like punk and oi! subcultures, and then out if nowhere he told me that he once got arrested for killing a neonazi. I didn't buy it at all, it'd be too easy for him to say that to impress me since I'm half Jewish and I obviously hate the neonazi communities in my area, but he pulled out his phone and Googled his full name and it's fucking legit!!!?!??! He literally got around year in the slammer for killing a filthy nazi, he'd be locked up for way longer if they could prove he did it all by himself instead of with his whole group of friends. It was on the news and all. Now most people would be put off by a dude with a felony charge, but I liked him even more after that.

We talked until lunch time. He said he had to go to the bank and then to buy food to make lunch with. Nobody was gonna drive him there but he seemed a bit angry and weird, so Mark asked if I wanted to stay at the flat and wait for them or to go with them, and of course I said I'd stay. A few minutes later I could hear Nobody tell him something like "you're gonna leave that girl alone in the house? Dude, I don't fucking get you" and then Mark rushed in saying I had to go with them.

At that point I had all my red flags up and something felt very very wrong with Nobody's behaviour. I felt uncomfortable the whole car ride until we got to the bank and I waited in the car with him while Mark went in. Apparently Nobody has a 13 year old son who just got back from Canada after almost 7 years and is acting up. He told me all of that out of nowhere, saying he was gonna tell his son he'd leave him with his grandparents if he didn't start acting straight. I pretended that wasn't a weird interaction and acted like I was on his side because I was very weirded out by him.

After he dropped us off, Mark and I talked about Nobody. He's been going through a lot and he's just a very spoiled man who can't deal with the idea of taking care of his kid. Thankfully he said he was thinking of moving out as soon as he got another job and he just didn't tell that to Nobody yet because he's afraid his mental health is gonna get even deeper down the shitter.

We ate lunch and I had to take another 2 hour bus ride home. While waiting for the bus he said he wants me to come over on Friday and spend the next weekend (not this one) over there. I didn't confirm anything because I'm very conflicted. While I genuinely loved his company and the sex was absolutely worth the 2 hour bus ride, I don't feel safe with Nobody around. Something about him gives me a weird feeling in my gut and I don't wanna ignore it no matter how good the dick is. I may go there to spend one night again next month but I sure as fuck will not stay longer than that until he moves out. I feel this very weird uncomfortable feeling writing this now. I rarely feel so off put by people but that dude just did it, I don't wanna go there when he's not working or something. Weirdo.

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And that's it for the dates this week, overall they were pretty good ignoring the weirdo.

As for unrelated stuff that happened, apparently

1. I'm gonna get a new dog. My mum hit me with the news out of nowhere. She said she didn't want any more dogs after my beloved dog died but apparently she couldn't resist a puppy.

2. I'm considering not talking to Mo (one of my billion exes) again. We haven't had anything for ages and now he keeps being passive aggressive when I take a while to reply and I'm so tired of it.

3. I may go on an impromptu date with one of my reply guys that's on the verge of leaving because I barely talk to him. Of course I'll only do that if he pays for everything and both picks me up and drops me off. He's this bland ass blond DJ dude with a hipster beard and broken English. Ugh.

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In conclusion: I should stop going on dates with men that are 7-12 years older than me and still live at home and have no car. This is becoming too much of a pattern and I hate having to put in effort for men. Ugh.

[sunniapplepie]

SUNNI'S NSP EXPERIENCE (SanFran2017)

Ok shiz (if im missing anything or I go out of order, i apologize, its 1am anD IM SO EXCITED still)

Firstly, NEVER expected NSP to come anywhere NEAR where I lived, but they have and I'm sooo happy.

So! Me and @trashpits met up around 4 or 5, and right after an accident (i caused my bad), we headed inside and got to sit in line.

Met some REALLY cool fans and played some Cards against Humanity while we waited. No idea who won tho. Also there was a kid dressed as Ninja Brian and was fully in character the whole time. It was amazing.

So once we waited...and waited...and waited, we finally got let in! Already tho, the vip guys took up most if not ALL the front section, so sadly, the chances of Dan seeing me were kinda out. But! We stood and hung out while we waited.

Cece unfortunately needed to take a breather and I was alone on the GA floor while the show was getting ready to go. But she got a good view from where she was so it was alright.

Finally after some REALLY LONG BASS, they brought up the warm up act, a guy by the name of M.C. Chris? He was okay but he DRAINED ON like, I could only take his voice so long before I go annoyed.

Once he left tho, we got TWRP up! And truth be told, I'm kinda digging how they sound. Before I just kinda saw them as "eh", but now they're pretty solid. Also I was kinda close(?) so they were BIGGER than I thought. Must be those Canadian genes.

They wrapped up their set and get ready for NSP to show, they first put up the animation @gorillaprutt did!! It was actually pretty badass and I laughed pretry hardXD

And THEN MY BOYS APPEARED

And let me tell you right now. Dan's hair. Up close. Is seriously. Beautiful.

He was so excited, I could just FEEEL the excitement he had and Brian, omg

This was my first time seeing Brian in person??? So like, FIRST HE LOOKED COOL AS FUCK. SECOND HES SMALLER THAN I THOUGHT. AND DAMN IS HE GOOD AT KEYBOARD I SWEAR.

anyway, they did their theme song as an opener, and Danny greeted the crowd ans so did Brian (by kindly flipping us off).

They sang Cool Patrol which was GREAT, and they started talking about how they wanted to write a song about superheroes, which segwayed into Unicorn Wizard.

Then my phone died on me and I internally cried.

But! After that, they played a super secret video ;) it was great btw.

Oh! And they played You Spin me Round!! Damn that was fun.

Danny went into the back and Brian did his piano piece and DAMN SON SEEING BRIAN PLAY WAS BEYOND COOL TO WATCH. He moved so fast?!?

Danny came back after and wanted to play Road Trip (i think) but Brian cut in with the bloopy reggae jams. And Sung remixed it into a Latino mix and a Punk Rock mix. Dan was ON THE FLOOR IN A BALL. LIKE CHRIST HELP ME.

So then, they ACTUALLY played Road Trip.

They did the ballad version of Dinosaur Laser Fight and I'm gonna be honest, Dan singing live...is better than in the recording booth??? Like...IDK HOW BUT HES SO MUCH BETTER IN PERSON TO HEAR.

He didn't even CEASE BEING SEXY Ok. There was a bit of him combing through his hair and I felt my heart tighten like FF

So Dan said some really nice stuff about how the world has fucked up people in it, but we must all say FUCK THOSE GUYS because we're better than that. I love that boy so much. He then segwayed into Everybody wants to Rule the World, and I was just...in love you guys.

We also had one more super secret thingy and I THINK IT MIGHT BE MY NEW SECOND FAVORITE SONG??? (3 Minutes of Ecstasy will always be first but this one, hhhhh)

I adored it. And it made me feel so good to be a fan. And Dan even talked about how before, he would just play shows for 10 or so people in a basement, and he had this big goofy smile and said "this is so much better."

They did No Pants Dance and DAN SLIPPED THE STRAPS OFF HIS OUTFIT FOR A SPLIT SECOND AND I SCREAMED HELLA LOUD.

Like FUCKIN don't give me a heart attack in the middle of the crowd Avidan. JESUS.

That was amazing, also Dan holds notes so long and IM SO PROUD.

Nearing the end of the show, Brian and Phobos kissed, which was GREAT 10/10.

And after No Pants Dance, i think they said they were done? And began to leave offstage while everyone was cheering for an encore. Then Dan and Brian come out and go into the mic going "well that's exactly what we're doing."

They didn't just play one song. THEY DID TWO.

Dan and Brian played Wish you Were Here, and guys...I saw Dan just...taking it all in. Looking around at the lights of the phones in the crowd, and the people cheering for him and Brian and I just saw so much humbleness in one look, that I started to feel emotional. They finished and called TWRP back up and they finished with The Hit and THAT WAS IT.

Also Brian kissed Phobos TWICE. Also he took his cash from his pocket.

And after the show I got my merch and a SHIRT, and goddammit you guys. It was so fun and I'm so sad I have work and real life to go back to, but I'll always love these boys and the show they gave us. They just care so much and I love them to pieces.

And I can't shake off the feeling of just being so happy to see them in front of me. Lord I want them to come back so bad. And I GOTTA be closer to Dan next time like...PLEASE.