#he’s still a stupid kitten tho ❤️

[pointlesscandies]

Style its a miracle you made it this long without being murdered

[volturissideslut]

Hi I was wondering how you think the kings (poly please) would react to a human mate who is extremely protective of them. Like she will be really mean and throw down to anyone who even looks at the kings the wrong way. Thank you also I love everything you write 😭❤️.

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I LOOOOVE overprotective fics

Honestly, they find it more cute than anything while you're human. To be honest, it's still cute to them when you're a vampire

You, a mortal, threatening a powerful and strong immortal vampire glaring at them

It's like when a little kitten is hissing and and growling at a tiger

It really does bring a smile to Caius' face, but he has to hide in in fear of being scolded by you or being seen by the rest of the people in the trial

Marcus just huffs in amusement and forces you to sit on his lap until the end to stop you from doing anything stupid. He'd still be pleased though, resting his head on top of yours and holding your sides affectionately

Aro genuinely need to take a second to compose himself. Your his mate and you're just so darn cute and he wants to squish your cheeks and dramatically give you all of his affection-

They're always happy when you do it, because you're within the walls of volterra and completely safe as you do it. They just love that you think you're protecting them. Meanwhile they're pulling every string imaginable to keep you the most safe human on the planet

You just melt their undead hearts

However

If you were to ever do that outside of the palazza you'd be stopped immediately

Whether that be you taken to a different room or just distracted (mostly done by Marcus, who isn't afraid the gently reprimand you privately either) you'd still be removed from the situation

They are kings. They have a guard to protect them. Do not put yourself in unnecessary danger. They are going to get weird looks, and people are going to hate them. It's just how the world works

... Still cute tho