I hate the fact that my mind came up with another one of these but how do we feel about Bumblebee liking the most atrociously sweet and diabetes causing ice cream? Like that thing is absolutely loaded with different toppings and like five different flavors of ice cream. He has like three scoops of M&Ms, two KitKat bars stuck in the ice cream, and a disturbing amount of whipped cream on top of something like cotton candy ice cream with pop rocks sprinkled on it.
This thing learned it from Sari and she regrets it so bad, everyone is horrified when he eats it, like how does he not have diabetes yet? Only Primus knows. He’s an absolute creature.
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arthur has always been suspicious of the tavern excuse for merlin’s absences, but he has no proof on the contrary and when confronted merlin either tells him outlandish tales of near death experiences that have no chance of being remotely truthful or he admits to and apologizes for slacking on his duties to get drunk. one day, he decides enough is enough and he and all the knights go to the tavern with merlin and arthur casually brings up merlin’s history in the tavern and says he could probably beat gwaine in a drinking contest. merlin tries to divert the discussion away from the idea but arthur is determined. they receive a round of drinks and arthur pushes a pint of ale into merlin’s hands with a look of challenge. merlin’s options are to either commit to the lie to hide his secret or admit to the lie and risk exposing his magic. he takes the former. merlin gives lancelot a Look and then slams back the pint of ale with a minor bit of gagging and pauses to breath. gwaine already finished his pint thirty seconds ago but its entertaining to watch merlin so he doesn’t say anything.
merlin (built like a twig, rarely drinks, lightweight) is proper sloshed. arthur is almost vindicated but he needs merlin to admit it. he orders two more pints and gives one to gwaine and the second to merlin, instigating the competition further despite the fact that gwaine won already. merlin grimaces and tries to do the same thing again but only gets a few gulps in before he folds. he slams the mug down and gives arthur a kicked puppy look before admitting and apologizing for lying. arthur is Vindicated. merlin is still wasted.
the nights wears on and merlin feels the effect of the ale more and more every minute that passes. he sits between arthur and lancelot and feels almost unbearably warm but that could be bc of the alcohol in his system, or the crowded tavern. merlin looks around and watches the people that pass their table by while the knights talk and joke and laugh amongst themselves. merlin feels relaxed and excitable now, his worries seem to have melted away and he cant seem to remember why he was always so stressed and worn down before. he sees a game of [insert game here] (i was gonna say darts but google says that game hasn’t been invented in canon time so ill leave it up to interpretation) going on and climbs over lancelot to join in.
the knights watch with amusement and anticipate merlin’s clumsy attempts at [whatever]. oddly enough tho, merlin is a fucking god at [game]. a small crowd gathers and betting pools form and then challengers approach and put money on the line to go against merlin and merlin absolutely demolishes them all. honestly if arthur didn’t know any better, he’d think merlin was using magic to win bc there was no way his bumbling fool of a servant was that good at…anything.
the challengers take their defeat with honor and grace. the audience is a huge fan of merlin and they keep buying him drinks but he just sends them to the table for the other’s to drink. many people come up to him and flirt, maybe motivated by all the money he won that night or maybe just bc he’s merlin, and when merlin responds to them he’s………..he’s a real good fucking flirt? like could put gwaine to shame and he’s rejecting them???? how can someone come across so flirtatiously while turning down offers to take various beautiful people to bed??
arthur was already itching to intervene when people were flirting with merlin but he seemed to have a handle on it so he let it slide, but then people started touching merlin and arthur’s hand had drifted to his hip where his sword was usually sheathed. however, again, merlin was very skilled at escaping the situations with little to no conflict and he came back to the table with his winnings. the knights cheer for him and order more drinks with his money which merlin is too inebriated to notice and truthfully doesn’t really care about. his eyes are on arthur and if arthur thought watching merlin flirt from afar was bad then having him up close in his personal space, hands brushing against his arms and dark eyelashes fluttering softly against his pale skin, breathing his name into the space between them and licking his full pink lips was absolute torture and the worst and best agony he couldn’t even dream up.
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Endless Chonlatee Gifs (16/?):
Khaotung Thanawat as Chonlatee (Tonhon Chonlatee, 2020)
feat. Ciize as Pang
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I absolutely adore Usopp because he could go from *insert extremely difficult science/botany explanation nobody can understand* to "How many chicken nuggets do you think I can fit into my mouth in 5 seconds and do you think I can win to Luffy be honest-" in less than two minutes
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In I, Strahd: The War Against Azalin, Strahd expresses discomfort at the thought of a woman he's speaking to crying in front of him.
I've been thinking about this- because I have nothing better to do, but anyway- I think that the discomfort is less "wow she's crying that's distasteful and embarrassing lol" and more "Oh my god she's crying what the fuck what the fuck? what do I do? how do i respond to that?"
I think Strahd tells himself that people openly weeping is Embarrassing™️, and that He Is Above Such Pathetic Displays of Emotion, but really, I think he's just a loner with 0 emotional intelligence.
(and I mean, same)
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my Grandpa. from the. Nursinng home. Can you guys Please look after him for a second im gunna... Get some coffee
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