#he’s so funny lol

[scorp1oz]

I swear I cannot take this bisexual bitchass mf (taigen) seriously. Every time he turns around I giggle

[akkivee]

they’ve been doing these mock phone calls as part of the cd advertisements with the seiyuu and we just finished bat’s round of calls and they’re so funny lmao their phone calls were literally like

takeuchi: so get this, the album is called……….. bad ass temple

sakakihara: you’re never going to believe this but the album is called………………….. bad ass temple

hayama: hello may i have a moment of your time have you been feeling off lately or your mood’s been weird well i have a remedy if you’ll let me introduce you to bad ass temple with their new album bad ass temple—

[madzillus]

Yay you did it buddy!!!

[graciehart]

help I have Christian Borle singing “little miss woods comma Elle” stuck in my head

[woundedheartwithin]

Kiryu: I don't kill people

Kiryu's heat moves include shooting someone with a pistol repeatedly and shoving a knife into someone's gut and kneeing it in deeper.

Kiryu's actions in past games also include shooting a helicopter out of the air.

Kiryu: I DON'T KILL PEOPLE.

To be fair, people hypothetically killed in ingame combat aren’t canon kills. But it is very funny that he just told Tsuruno that he doesn’t kill people and then he immediately shot three dudes lmao

[byrnedavid]

my dad excitedly calling to tell me about the milli vanilli documentary like ohhhh right this is where i get my music taste from

[pegging-satan]

I love him sm but Fukuzawa has the worst bad person detector like my love how are all your exes bad people 😭

[fictionaltrvlr]

“Magneto… is that the one that fought Spider-Man with the fishbowl on his head?” - my dad

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[stevenrogered]

Sam Reid: I ate so many of those photos. They were made of rice paper, so they stuck to the roof of my mouth. There were a few where I just shoved the whole photo into my mouth, but that didn’t work, so I had to eat it. It was like eating a sweet cake. They were stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn’t keep talking.

They’re saying mean things about Louis’ photos, so he’s going, “Fuck you! You took a beautiful photograph. Don’t listen to that guy. I’ll eat it.”

Jacob Anderson: I loved it so much.

[cosmicrhetoric]

ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face

[notherpuppet]

“Look who joined the team! 📻♥️ #livinglegend #hot100 #goham”

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

momlita

[theartlockerlocked]

[glitchedcosmos]

Yeah he’s fine.