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William Afton is stinky and I think Mrs. Afton should marry me instead. Here are some reasons why:
I do not create robots
I will not turn her or her kids into robots
I will be a great second parent to the kids
I am not William Afton
#Fnaf#five nights at freddy's#William Afton#William Afton slander#He’s stinky#I hate him#he’s not hot#mrs afton#Mrs Afton be with me instead#I’ll treat you better
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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
#epic the musical#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#jorge rivera herrans#hermes#calypso#he really said ‘I love my hot wife’#and we stan him for that
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Things we already know about the UHC shooter, mostly from his social media:
- He has a bachelor’s and Master’s in computer science from an Ivy League school.
- He has read several books on chronic back pain.
- His profile banner includes a photo of an x-ray for back surgery. (Spinal fusion I believe.)
- Based on messages from his family, he dropped off the map a few months ago and they’ve been worried about him.
- His political beliefs are a bit all over the map; without doing a deep-dive my take is a pretty average centrist tech bro who’s read too much evopsych.
I’m a bit worried that, as the left is so fond of doing, people will turn on him immediately for that last part. Let’s not do that! Can we agree not to do that? Because here’s the important thing:
He’s a victim of the system, just like we all are. The system pushed him past his limits, and he lashed out at it. The details of his political leanings don’t actually matter - what matters is that you don’t have to be a radical leftist to lash out at a health insurance company. That’s shows how bad things are broken, that a guy who seems fairly privileged in most respects, with no strong political motive, could be beaten down and broken to the point of doing this. He has two Ivy League computer science degrees and yet had nothing left to lose.
This is a class war that doesn’t differentiate between the working class, middle class, even upper middle class. We’re all dog food for the 1% to chew up and spit out. Even if he turned out to be hardcore right wing, in this one single issue we’re united with him.
Everyone’s been talking about how this guy has seen insane levels of support across the political spectrum - which means nobody should be shocked that he could have come from any spot on that spectrum. I’m hoping the fact that he doesn’t seem super far left or right politically will make it easier to keep that unity, but the left just looooves our purity tests. Let’s maybe not this time.
#uhc shooter#united healthcare#united healthcare shooting#luigi mangione#oh right and he’s super hot we know that too#notes
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I offer you: Tim Drake being absolutely demolished in a way or another for being good at videogames, both by his opponent and his own teammate
Recently this is the only thing capable of pumping some dopamine in my ADHD brain so this is what u get lol
More to come!
#I love the batfamily#love them#they’re like my sons#dick wasn’t supposed to be this hot but ig he had other plans#my favorite bird is tim tho idk why#batman comic#batman#batman fanart#batfam#bat family#dc robin#robin#red robin#nightwing#red hood#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#robin fanart#dc universe#dc#dcu#dc fanart#dc comics#art#digital art#my art#clip studio paint#artists on tumblr
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laura her dad and that bald guy
#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#x23#logan howlett#wade wilson#laura kinney#poolverine#deadclaws#my art#they look busted sorry#i hc logan liking pink pony club and picture you but thats it#wade plays hot to go and good luck babe too much and he got sick of it
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Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)
#vincent price#the Tingler#scream for your lives!!#theater#william castle#horror movie#movie theater#photo#photo edit by me#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#hes so hot#i want him so bad#he makes me feral#im fine.#Bicon#bisexual#god
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Gotta love how Mappa always makes Gojo's lips slightly pink and shiny like he got lip gloss on
Do yalls remember that mini "controversy" where butt hurt anime dudebros edited this frame to not have lip shine or eyelashes bc he didn't look "masculine" enough to them lol
Mappa was like BET let's make his pretty ass even PRETTIER
Do you think there's a separate budget for this man's eyelashes
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#sidrabbles#i think he's hot bc like#he's a feminine looking dude but he is also THAT GUY dominating every scene he's in#besides the scene where his sexy ass gets bodied by toji in round 1 bet his stans fell to their knees
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I’m happy that Belphie and Grim are friends, but I have……mixed feelings, about how he’s begun modelling his behaviour off her. she is SUCH a cranky grandma, and now I have my tiny kitten whining and grumbling over everything just like she does
#he follows her around everywhere too#you’ll see Grim walk past and then seconds later a little kitten will bounce by#hot in pursuit#ready to learn how to complain like a senior citizen
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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"
hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.
#maybe i need her#that video about her battling mental health woes in 2021... ;___; i love her#she's all over the japanese forums the past few days#and the wlw community is going feral shfgshjfk#some of them call her “the one who got away”#and “my wife who was too hot for japan judo to handle but is now thriving under canada”#and today i just saw a post that just says:#i just learnt about deguchi-sama and then i rolled over in bed and looked at my husband#and thought to myself: maybe he's not the love of my life#in love with her actually#incredible things happening ;___;#also she has the three cutest cats........... please let me raise them with you....#long post#christa deguchi#team canada#olympics#paris 2024#cats#cats of tumblr#wlw#wlw post
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why would anyone want a big fat hairy dude with a pussy
I'm coming out of hiatus to tell you that big fat hairy dudes with a pussy is the ideal man on the big fat hairy dude with a pussy website
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cool af skin
#he hot. he also kinda cringefail but that's overwritten by being hot. hotness gives him powers i think#goodtimeswithscar#wild life#life series#trafficblr#mcyt#fanart#blood cw
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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite
#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace#its like enrichment for manipulative girls#also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog#she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold#i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane#azula#azula atla#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla zuko#firelord zuko#DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM#also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane#fire hazard siblings
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oh my god, laios
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when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it
AND NOW IT'S REAL
THEY DID IT
MY CREATION.
IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK
#HE EVEN HAS THE CURLED UP MOUSTACHE#Im gonna be so annoying about this I'm sorry I'm advance#But I've been waiting for this#I already gave up on ever seeing it#BUT THEY DID IT!!!#AMD HE LOOKS SO HOT#This might be my proudest fandom moment#I love you ofmd team who do I have to kiss on the lips for this#ofmd#our flag means death#my art#Ofmd 2#Our flag means death 2
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