#he’s never beating the babie allegations

[ahappydnp]

the thing about dan is if he got famous now as a solo creator people would think he was sooo mysterious and impossible to get close to but we literally can’t see him that way bc he spent 10 years being the sweet boy making people feel at ease and putting stickers on his face with his 4000 year old tortoise bestie he shares a braincell with

[sgt-tombstone]

Thinking about the 141 attending a formal military event—some high ranking officer getting a medal or retiring or some such; Johnny isn’t paying much attention—but their attendance is required (normally when shit like this happens, the 141 either is already out of the country on assignment or can quickly arrange to be).

Unfortunately, formal attendance means that regulations suddenly matter a bit more: dress uniforms, hair cuts, the whole nine yards. For Gaz, none of it is an issue; his default state is well within regs. For Ghost it just means taking his mask off, which he submits to with little fuss or fanfare. He doesn’t even really need to shave or cut his hair because he keeps both pretty short under his mask anyway. Price refuses to cut his sideburns or moustache and somehow gets away with it because… he’s Price and even the higher-ups who care about that kind of thing are willing to make an exception for Price.

Soap, though… Soap has to shave. He might be the youngest candidate to pass SAS selection, but that’s not enough to make the brass turn a blind eye to his carefully curated hairstyle and stubble, both horrendously out of regulation. His mohawk gets cut short, not short enough to stop being a mohawk altogether, but short enough to pass it off as a less conspicuous styling. His face, though, gets shaved completely clean. He complains about it the entire time, even though he’s alone in his bathroom, ranting to his own reflection in the mirror, and the moment he steps out, Ghost and Gaz absolutely lose it laughing, having to hold on to each other for support.

They petition Price to change Johnny’s callsign to “Babyface” and maintain for months that Price was this close to agreeing (the only reason he refused is because he knew that it would get shortened to “Baby” and he didn’t want to give Ghost an official way to flirt with his boyfriend over comms)

[suckmyarschkarte]

protect this boy at all costs 🥹

[ozarkthedog]

I stan one unserious man 😌

[thyandrawrites]

I imagine Rin holding his first newborn baby and giving them this speech in such a serious manner the baby immediately cries. And then Rin going. Good. The baby now knows that life is a battlefield with no heaven or hell awaiting you

[whollyjoly]

me seeing ravi grace my screen for 10 seconds

[jeongguks-s]

So cute :(

[trafalgarlawsfeathercoat]

you’re a loser baby, a loser goddamn baby

watched hazbin hotel and could only think of poor law the whole time that song played

[japeneselunchtimerush]

Never let this die please.

[pedgito]

to whomever is listening—god?? joe’s stylist?? please allow this man to wear his curls messy, it’s such a good look

[lansgf]

Bet Charles ordered the bib for his youngest son 😭😭😭 Never beating the Piastri-Leclerc allegations

[elektroblues]

Karl Bartos: "Flashback: Baby Artist on his way."

[squanxh]

Little baby just woke up

[thekidsarentalright]

also having patrick insanity is so fun bc i just noticed hes wearing baby blue shoes i havent seen him wear before and im so endeared by that it’s insane

[jula483]

today's gmmore was made for @link-sans-specs ONLY

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[rpfisfine]

no actual way did aleksa pay for something this time instead of alex