#he’s a nakey cat and no one can convince

[stiffyck]

Cat

[foralternateuniverses]

New au based on an anime I liked quite a lot when I was a teen (Dog Days)

Anime's summary: protag-kun gets summoned to another world by a dog-eared princess to be her country's hero its a world where the countries and citizens have pastry-themed names, and each country has certain types of animal people, the countries also have protecting wards to keep monsters away hero-kun is summoned to fight in a war, but the wars are literally just an sports events with magic stuff so people can't die, dog princess chose him cuz she used an interdimensional thingy and watched him participate in an America ninja warrior-style thing and did awesomely (he did not win first place tho, he lost to -i think was either his cousin or childhood friend- and she's summoned by the cat kingdom to be their hero in the second season. in the third, the squirrel dukedom joins the wars and summon one of protag's friends tho she's no athlete, she gets to use magic-tech)

So

the ASL brothers are the heroes that get summoned by the different countries also, the citizens who "die" in the war become furballs and are taken to be treated/rest until they can join again if they want, except the important characters, those get their clothes torn

Germa is the kingdom of the cat people, ruled by Sora (Judge was exiled after trying to experiment on their kids) , they're neighbours with Alabasta (rodents) and Whitebeard (dogs) there are, ofc, other countries but these 3 are the ones that matter and the ones that participate the most in the war games the first to be summoned is Luffy by Alabasta's princess Vivi, they've been in a losing streak and are desperate, so hero time it is the Whitebeard gets Ace and, lastly, Sora gets Sabo Germa and Whitebeard had been absolutely dominating the war games

Until Alabasta brought Luffy Ichiji and Ace met at the war game, ofc, Ace had had the intention of going straight for Luffy but Ichiji got in the way and they were pretty evenly matched, tho Ace ultimately won having been the first to ever tear Ichiji's armour -and clothes- off, giving the Germa -and just all- citizens the fan service they've always wanted -and winning himself Niji's undying hatred-

The brothers get to learn that not all in that world is fun and games when it's time to free Dressrosa but after they do Dressrosa joins in the war game and ends up summoning their own hero, their sister, Uta Oh, yeah, and Dressrosa citizens are mostly sheep and the like

Sora is also a bit of a tech nerd-mad scientist, she's just not that into doing human experimentation or weapons of mass destruction she rather make tech-advanced raid suits and spyware a la Totally Spies the raid suits are supposed to be nearly indestructible so the whole "Ace accidentally burning off Ichiji's clothes on international tv" (because the war games are televised, I think I forgot to mention that lmao, there are commentators and all that jazz) incident was a bit of a shock and Niji will have Ace pay for it, preferably with his life lmao

Robin would be a delight as a commentator actually, she works as an archivist/historian (she does fieldwork as an archaeologist/anthropologist) at Alabasta's royal palace but always makes time to be a presenter at the war games and appreciates Franky's (and Galey-la's crew) effort on designing and making the game's fields}

Now, back to acechiji

Ace keeps accidentally burning off Ichiji's uniforms despite how many adjustments and upgrades Sora does to them and is growing convinced that it must be on purpose theif powers come from god-blessed treasures that respond to their wills and desires which is why Ace's fire keeps accidentally burning off Ichiji's raid suits he does want him nakey but it isn't his intention to leave him nakey on international tv lmao

Ichiji starts aiming to burn off Ace's clothes in revenge but Ace has no shame and has won more times than Ichiji has + Ichiji ends up getting embarrassed if he overdoes it and helps Ace over his privates

All the siblings (+ Ace) also start bringing an extra something for Ichiji to cover himself Ichiji just trying to take them both down but Ace has no problem letting it all hang out lmao Sabo daring him to see who gets censored more on live tv

The moment either of them start moving the show editors have their fingers on the audio censor (for Sabo’s swearing) or image blur (if Ace’s outfit dissolves again)

the worst part is that Ichiji is the only victim of Ace's burning-clothes technique germa citizens love and hate in equal measure this fact and Ace suffers cuz no-one believes that it really isn't his intention to do that (in public)

Sabo keeps scolding him and apologizing to the Vinsmokes on his behalf

Marco: don't you think it's enough? I'm starting to feel bad for the poor boy

Ace, crying on the floor: IT'S NOT ON PURPOSE

his own fire is getting in the way of wooing Ichiji (and then there's Niji) meanwhile Nika is probably laughing in the distance -he is the god who blessed these treasures- it'll take a while but Ace will succeed Ichiji easily fell for his charms but his bruised pride gets in the way

the animal peaple also have omegaverse tendencies, for example, they go into heats

picture -> Ichiji going into heat and getting all handsy with Ace and rubbing against him in public and Ace is flattered but also incredibly flustered and confused until Ichiji is dragged away by his brothers so he can have his heat in peace and someone explains the whole heats ordeal to Ace

[annoyedlord]

So it's been awhile on the whole therapist post adding, is there anything new you want to add to it?

One time, he used his lunch break to come and help me with his car to bring home 60L of cat litters which have been wrongfully put at the postal office rather than at my place because no one could help me.

He still hasn't been to a drag show and is upset about it (but I think it's more than some of the show at our local drag show are kinda kinky/sexy/getting a bit nakey, he waits 'til he can leave his young kids under supervision so he and his girlfriend can go.)

The man had a very homosexual phase just to try and see if he actually was into it, had plenty male partners, then concluded that it wasn't, because he tried and wasn't thrilled about it.

He still try to get me to group therapy, what a man.

Took my fiancé in therapy few times, as my fiancé is new in town and has no therapist so far, he helped him to sort what he wanted/needed to talk with his future therapist.

He is convinced that I should create my own LGBT+ association and should train psychiatrists about queer stuffs, which is lovely from him bUT MAN HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A PSYCHIATRIST WHO LISTEN????

Canceled a pro meeting so he could take me in for therapy

Honestly i'm pretty sure I could call him on weekends for help and he would come, but i think the fact we used to be coworkers at some point helps a LOT

[symphonic-scream]

Updated Post for the Persona 5 Magic au

It all starts with the eternal battle for balance. Good v evil, light v dark. Two beings oversee all that is magical, using their every breath to keep the other at bay. With the opposing forces in balance, no one being can overcome the world, and rise up. The humans, the normal ones, remain in the dark

Darkness draws back for a few decades, and strikes swiftly. It goes to absorb the magic of Light, but cannot contain that much raw power. Light, and it's magic, are sent to the mortal plain, their magic scattering among those who were never meant to have such power

One dark night, many years later, a young witch, unaware of who he is, has his first spark of magic.

Akira Kurusu is charged for assault.

Akira Kurusu is sent to Tokyo.

Akira Kurusu is the first.

But first, he's late on his way to school. He feels the air leave his chest when a blonde girl takes down her hood in the rain. She blinks at him, and the glass film in his eyes shatters. He blinks at her. He feels normal. She gets in a man's car, and he's compelled by something else to deny a ride.

Suguru Kamoshida hits someone with his car

But it's okay, Ryuji Sakamoto gets up, completely uninjured. This has happened before, you see. A little girl, racially ambiguous, appearance shifting like the winds and the sands in the tides, well she greeted him the first time. Sent him right back, to his own waiting body

So, they decide to head to school together. That's when the talking cat shows up. And forms a blood pact with Akira, after revealing that he's a witch. A familiar bond.

The cat is Morgana, the former magic one of Light. And he recruits both boys to help him track down his magic, and return balance to the world of magic

Their first target? Kamoshida, who has some of Morgana's magic. Along the way they recruit Ann, a young succubus who's touch starved, very gay, and comes very close to killing in the name of her "best friend" that she is definitely not in love with

Their second target is an artist, who uses Morgana's magic to convince others to let him use their art as his own. Only one pupil remains in his lowly shack, one that Ryuji swears he's never seen blink

Yusuke Kitagawa believes he owes servitude to his master. A kitsune, one with large potential, just as he holds for art. The others show him the truth behind his master, how he tricked Yusuke's mother, leaving her to die, and taking all her work

He goes a little berserk. Finds Madarame in his exhibit, and let's his power fly. Yusuke drives his former master to madness, and his illusions leave a handful of visitors a little less sane than before.

Next, they go for the boss of a local Yakuza ring, Kaneshiro. The gang go after a few weeks of planning, deep in the middle of the night, dressed in Halloween store costumes for disguise, but find they don't need them

Uhm. Rating goes up for the next bit. Warning for violence and blood!

Because the doors are unlocked, left ajar. The full moon shines light on the red, wet floors, the stench of fresh death wafting out.

The sun has begun to rise by the time they gather their wits and find the central room. With one last shout of pain, they watch one last body sag between large fangs, the form of a full moon werewolf, dark fur soaked with blood, standing there. Right in the centre of the room

It turns to them, and it's bones creak as the moon comes to a close

Soon, all that's left standing there, bare, shivering, coated in blood, is Shujin Student Council President Makoto Niijima. With the additions of two furry ears atop her head, and a brown wolf's tail tucked between her legs

She's in a state of panic for many reasons. Partially for the mass murder she just did, partially for being all nakey wakey eggs and bakey. Mostly, because she has to get back to her apartment's boiler room before her sister goes to let her out, and she's in Shibuya and covered in blood and maybe losing it a little-

The gang throw Akira's jacket and Ryuji's pants at her, and race to Yongen, for a proper change of clothes and washing up. Which, leads to Ann trying to help only to discover her touch works on Makoto, who learns she's gay. Then it's a race back to Makoto's, where she ducks back into the dark boiler room

Come lunchtime at school, she thanks her underclassmen profusely, and asks to help them in return for what was a wild and awkward night. They let her in

Now is a good time to mention they have weekly Saturday Night sleepovers in LeBlanc's attic. Ann gets to spread out her wings, Yusuke doesn't have to blink, and now Makoto, who cannot put away her tail, wears pants with a hole cut in them. And she brings out her ears, too

This to say, during one of these sleepovers, there's a storm. Sojiro runs in, worried. He finds them all, magiced out, and barely thinks before begging to help him find his daughters

You see, Futaba isn't alone in her mind. Her mother had used dark magics to create a sentient AI, Sophia, but was stopped before she could properly set her free. In the incident that killed her, she uploaded Sophia directly to, Futaba. In technical terms, she's being haunted. Sophia appears over her shoulder in a ghostly blue, but humans can't see or hear her

They find her cowering inside the old movie theatre. Her uncle had shown up while she was talking to Sophie. Disastrous. But, sleepover night has one more guest going forwards

Next, is a request. News of this group of "monsters" is getting around, and through their online inbox, Haru Okumura asks if they can get her Selkie coat back, and return her father to who he once was

They have to stake him out first, make sure he has some of Morgana's magic. Ann and Yusuke go undercover as an elite married couple, with. Makoto as their large, exotic dog. For the laughs.

That night, Okumura is visited by a Vampire, who leaves him dead and drained on his study floor. Our heroes will get the blame, but during the next week of chaos, they're able to get into his office and into his safe, retrieving the pelt of a Ragdoll cat

Haru is grateful for her coat back, and spends an entire day in her cat form. She swears she'll help them clean their names, and return Morgana's magic

I will stop the plot regaling there, to list what everyone is in this au

Akira - Witch

Yalbadoath - Magic One, being of Darkness

Morgana - "sorcerer", Magic One, being of Light

Makoto - turned werewolf

Haru - ragdoll cat Selkie

Yusuke - Kitsune

Sojiro - seer of magics

Ann - succubus

Ryuji - undead

Goro - vampire

Futaba - Haunted (by Sophia)

Chihaya - nekomata

Munehisa Iwai - dragon

Tae - Wizard, potions expert

Sadayo - Fae

Ichiko - incubus

Shinya - ghost, unaware he is dead

Hifumi - warlock, charm master

Mishima - dream eater

Sumire - changeling

Anyone unlisted is human

Alright, so there's this one! I. Technically have more, cause this au covers Strikers. But this was tiring for me, I. Yeah

Feel free to ask about it! Suggest things! Comment on it!

[kiddiesides]

Here you go!

How did all the kiddies appear?

Patton was brought by a stork

Janus was in a basket at the doorstep

Roman and Remus were found in a cabbage

Logan was found in a berry bush in Thomas' backyard

Virgil just appeared in Thomas home one day

How old are the kids?

Patton-12

Janus-7

Roman and Remus-6

Logan-5

Virgil-3

Fun fact about the kids

Logan- loves bugs; favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate; has glow in the dark pjs

Virgil- Can talk but doesn't talk a lot, unless excited; likes to 👁👁 at people; has a favorite stuffed toy otter named Otter (Do Not Seperate Them); clingy; has difficulty sleeping; favorite ice cream flavor is cherry; likes sharing food

Roman- Will only take a bath if you can convince him he's playing pirates; likes playing tea parties and playing pretend; favorite ice cream flavors are typical kid flavors like cotton candy or bubblegum etc

Remus- Will only take a bath if you can convince him he's playing pirates; likes playing pirates in general; doesn't like playing alone; favorite ice cream flavors are typical kid flavors like cotton candy or bubblegum etc

Janus- scared of bugs;  has a patch of scales in the shape of a heart on his tummy; hates waking up; favorite ice cream flavor is pineapple

Patton- He and Janus have a bit of a childish rivalry; favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.

Other characters:

Thomas is the kids dad

Nico is Thomas' boyfriend and is currently on dad probation

Remy and Emile are the kids babysitters

This is a sort of human adjacent AU

Sometimes weird things happen and people are used to it

All the kids appeared as babies.

The magic universe made Thomas' house expand a bit every time he got a new baby

They have a hairless cat, called nakey

The kids have some small magical things they can do. Patton can slightly influence the weather; the twins can make some small things appear (small things take an hour, the bigger the thing the longer it takes); Virgil's eyes reflect light

Thomas is pretty famous in this au. He's been in some movies and TV shows, and has won a few awards. Nico didn't know that Thomas was famous

Art tag is kiddie doodles

Fanart tag is thomas' fridge art

Fic tags is thomas' storytime

im just gonna pin this ask in the meantime hdhdh thank you so much!!

[maveras-posts]

MORE ✨CrAcK✨ / Dating Mikey Headcannons…

🔪Dating Michael Headcannons🔪:

EMO BOY ALL THE WAY

Michael sounds like ✨CORPSE✨

Loves Black and RED (Obviously🙄)

Blonde hair covers 1/3 of HIS FACE and his eye

He LOWKEY gets annoyed by it and constantly tries to get it OUT OF HIS EYES

He owns Black Air ✨FORCE ONES✨ (May or may not be ✨StOlEn✨)

Michael also feeds stray cats (Will try to bring them home)

MICHAEL IS A CINNAMON ROLL (Is a Serial Killer but is so FUCKING INNOCENT)

Like he has seen his victims having sex before he kills them but he never thought too much into this(IT MIKEY WE TALKIN ABOUT) 🤦‍♀️

If you’re in a relationship with him you will have to explain A LOT to this man

The first time he sees you nakey he is confused as to why you ✨PaNiCkEd✨ and covered yourself

Just stood there 🧍‍♂️

Not like it’s gonna stop him (CLINGY AF)

Will literally wait outside of the door for you the WHOLE TIME

Michael does it out of fear of losing you (He made it his MISSION to protect you)

Good news Michael is quite low maintenance (Accept for the injuries he sustains from “work”)

Once he knows that he loves you HE IS COMMITTED TO THE END

As long as you accept him, he has no issues with what you do (Just include him)

If you show him your interests he will try to understand (Michael will convince himself it’s the only cool hobby in the world since it’s yours)

In Michael’s eyes your an ✨AnGeL✨ (His Lil y/n can do NO WRONG)

Anyone who disagrees will be… let’s just say “Silenced”

It will take some time BUT he NEEDS your touch without it he feels off

This lil mofo will even purr when he wants attention (Our Stabby Boi is NEEDY)

And he will ✨BeAr HuG✨ you from behind if you aren’t giving him attention

MANY may argue this, but Michael also likes kisses

Kissing Michael won’t happen often even though he likes it.

It can kinda be awkward at times (GIVE HIM A BREAK he is not used to this.)

But trust me HE IS TRYING

Mikey is kinda new at affection but he is a wonderful ✨LiStEnEr✨

Especially if you want to gossip, you got his 100% undivided attention

And will FUCK ANYONE up for you (Attack Dog energy)

I CAN AND WILL go on and on so please send in requests…

An: Hiya Bitches, Bros & other Hoes! I am alive and I SURVIVED FINALS! And I am still trying to write and post something at least once a week now, trying to balance work and all off that fun stuff (I say sarcastically). I hope all of you are well and requests and comments are open, please feel free to request something. I love your ideas and it fuels my creativity and I can see what I come up with. ALSO I was going to possibly throw more OC content in as well, luckily it is summer and I now have more time to think. 👻Stay Spooky!👻

Lots of Love,

Mavera

@slasherholic @maryapricc @slasherfxcker @slasherwife @slasherhaven @horrorfixxx @michaelmyers-isdaddy @michaelmyers @slasher @haddonfieldmurders @haddonfieldproject

[thalsianiii]

Have you ever seen Parks & Rec? If so what would Percy’s version of a treat yo self day be?

So I’ve never seen Parks and Rec. But without any contextual clues I can assume a “treat yo self” day is a day of self indulgence, in which case:

Sleep in until like 10am (Or until the cat wakes him up). Then breakfast, a big greasy breakfast. Or Brunch. Fuck it be boujie @cypris-thalsian we’re doing brunch.

Try and convince Cypris to give him a backrub. Possibly fail.

Grab the wife and sometime in the early afternoon portal off to their lil jungle hide out/vacation home in STV.

Fat cigar, maybe a bloodthistle Cigar. Drugs are fun. Bottle of scotch on hand. Give me the Kennedy package, Linus. Get drunk and weird together on expensive booze and slurping on Sunfruit the whole time. Swingin’ in a hammock, watching the Felhounds run around eating tigers or whatever those lil scamps wanna get up too. It’s a day for demons too!

Probably do some naughty things with the wife being nakey. You know what they doing. We ain’t saying it out loud but you know what they doing.

And of course, through out this ENTIRE process, Percival has a KFC sized bucket of Clam Bars straight from Zangarmarsh in one arm he hugs so he’s never without a delicious snack.

That’s how we relax, P. Thalsian style.

[kiddiesides]

How did all the kiddies appear?

Patton was brought by a stork

Janus was in a basket at the doorstep

Roman and Remus were found in a cabbage

Logan was found in a berry bush in Thomas' backyard

Virgil just appeared in Thomas home one day

How old are the kids?

Patton-12

Janus-7

Roman and Remus-6

Logan-5

Virgil-3

Fun fact about the kids

Logan- loves bugs; favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate; has glow in the dark pjs

Virgil- Can talk but doesn't talk a lot, unless excited; likes to 👁👁 at people; has a favorite stuffed toy otter named Otter (Do Not Seperate Them); clingy; has difficulty sleeping; favorite ice cream flavor is cherry; likes sharing food

Roman- Will only take a bath if you can convince him he's playing pirates; likes playing tea parties and playing pretend; favorite ice cream flavors are typical kid flavors like cotton candy or bubblegum etc

Remus- Will only take a bath if you can convince him he's playing pirates; likes playing pirates in general; doesn't like playing alone; favorite ice cream flavors are typical kid flavors like cotton candy or bubblegum etc

Janus- scared of bugs; has a patch of scales in the shape of a heart on his tummy; hates waking up; favorite ice cream flavor is pineapple

Patton- He and Janus have a bit of a childish rivalry; favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.

Other characters:

Thomas is the kids dad

Nico is Thomas' boyfriend and is currently o dad probation

Remy and Emile are the kids babysitters

This is a sort of human adjacent AU

Sometimes weird things happen and people are used to it

All the kids appeared as babies.

The magic universe made Thomas' house expand a bit every time he got a new baby

They have a hairless cat, called nakey

The kids have some small magical things they can do. Patton can slightly influence the weather; the twins can make some small things appear (small things take an hour, the bigger the thing the longer it takes); Virgil's eyes reflect light

Thomas is pretty famous in this au. He's been in some movies and TV shows, and has won a few awards. Nico didn't know that Thomas was famous

Art tag is kiddie doodles

Fanart tag is thomas' fridge art

Fic tags is thomas' storytime

this so good!! thank you sm!!!

i forgot Virgil likes sharing his food..wah....