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The burger poll reminded me of the reason why I struggle giving Takouji a kid. Would the bby starve? Who would cook for them? Takuya should seriously hire a butler or some private cook, which wouldn’t be a problem since he will be certainly rich, but he would get to that decision after having put the kitchen on fire with Kouji and having given the kid A THRAUMA🤣.
So many times, when both Dads are miracolously home, they will promise each other they will manage to cook something good for the bby, but they will end up fighting over who can cook the best meal and will forget about feeding the kid.
Probably, bby would be independent enough to call Zia Cook Izumi or Zio Junpei and order some pasta or pizza from the restaurant. What a pity in my hc Takouji live in Rome, Junzumi in Milan but Izumi can make those two behave by just yelling at them on the phone, I’m sure🤣.
#takouji#digimon frontier#takuya kanbara#kouji minamoto#junzumi bbies are blessed sorry#I mean Junpei cpuld also put the whole kitchen on fire but not because he can burn water like Takuya and Kouji#he’s a decent cook#if takouji lived in Milan I’m sure the kid would show up at the restaurant all alone#girl needs to man up if she wants to live with Takouji#kouji#takuya#fiammetta#she’s a girl yup#I didn’t want to be specific but next tine I will#I should write similar trash#I’m taking a break from geography#please cope with me#junpei#izumi#headcanons#zura rambles
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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A dreadful night
#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 engineer#dell conagher#myart#my art#my 2024 art#whoops im thinking too close to the sun#this is technically art for a fic i wrote but it can stand on its own two legs#basically imo the gunslinger is the result of a long night of drinking#and engie overcompensating for feeling like he's not living up to his family's legacy#i wanted to convey a constrictive atmosphere or like. dread. bad things. wack#which i think i did a decent job at#anyway rant over! hope you like the art#on that note im going on vacations so next few posts will be queued#i cooked up some nice art for the next month
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Roy: Okay, I have been increasingly explicitly flirting with you, and I can't tell if it's working or not. If you don't like it, just say so, I will stop
Jason, completely beet red under his helmet: No, it's not that I don't like it. I just have no idea what to say in return without wanting to jump off a roof afterwards
#failboy zero rizz jason my beloved#he's decent when he gets into a relationship#cooks and cleans and patches you up attentive#but getting there? ZERO clue what's going on#dc#jayroy#jason todd#roy harper
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I'm watching through the early Phil younows for the first time and boy, we understandably harp on Dan the most for the 2012 era denial/overcompensating but Phil's contributions are fascinating. So far my highlights include:
"Dan and I don't do everything together because then we would get sick of each other...as friends" ok no one was reading into it as if you weren't friends
Him willingly reading out "would you rather marry Dan or lick a hobo" and having an extended moment of silence that lasts way too long to be casual as he fights for his life trying to figure out what to say before saying hobo and quickly trying to move on. Then Dan joins later on and he unprompted tells Dan about this. Also should be noted shortly after he answered he was like "huh weird my chat is suddenly being slow and there's nothing for me to read out" which seems a little too convenient to me
#this is an unnecessarily long post but i needed to share#and like obviously theres a part of this thats deeply sad but its also like guys come on 😭#dan and phil#phan#also this isnt relevant to the other moments but he had a little speech about how he was a decent cook#and actually made his own food every day instead of just throwing something in the microwave#and i know that was true then but it feels fucking insane for mr. deliveroo to be saying that#you could tell he had a little bit of a superiority complex about it too which is so funny#oh how the times change lol#dnp watchthrough
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I love me some honey-glazed Salmon you have no idea yum! ✨
Man I love food. I feel like 90% of my art recently has been about food and I ain’t complaining 👌🏻
#one piece#egghead spoilers#one piece spoilers#bartholomew kuma#kizaru#jewelry bonney#Sentomaru#I will die on the hill that Borsalino can cook decently#he probably makes a BANGIN tiramisu
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Guys please you gotta understand.....Henry teaching Michael how to cook pasta in the late hours of Fredbears because he had an argument with William, and then like decades later Freddy in the pizzaplex wanting to make something for gregory that isn't just pizza and he's recalling a memory from who even knows where of a boy and an orange haired man in a similar enough kitchen to the Pizzaplex and then like even though he's a robot he has a sense of comfort in that memory and Henry's spirit is nearby and he's just got this expression of pride on his ghostly face guys.....
#fnaf#michael afton#five nights at freddy’s#glammike#glamrock freddy#henry emily#shoutout to sky for this idea#omg cc and lizzie try to help too#or however much they can as a ghost#this is before GF finds out hes possessed though he has done the whole 'I AM NOT ME' thing lol#so he thinks atp that the clattering pots and pans are just the wind#also hes too busy trying to cook a meal so he just isnt focusing on them 😭😭😭😭#henrys like “guys let your brother cook in peace oml 😭😭”#“but uncle henry we want to helppppp”#“you can help by watching :))”#the pasta ends up being pretty decent lol
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@jonmartinweek day 7: caretaking
#he deserves a bowl of soup i think#i bet martins a decent cook too from cooking for his mum and stuff#jonmartinweek 2024#jonmartin#jmart#tma#tma fanart#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jaspers art
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listen: nearly everyone who lives in wayne manor can cook (to an extent) EXCEPT Bruce he is barred from going into the kitchen
#Bruce Wayne#I dunno I feel like Damian knows how to cook a handful of things#like he needs supervision#that supervision being Alfred or dick#Jason and Tim are actually the best cooks in the house#duke and dick are close follow ups#cass and Kathy cannot#only difference is cass will try every now and then with the others#Kathy refuses to cook#Steph bakes fr#babs actually is a decent cook would make something with her dad every now and again when they were tired of takeout#but yeah Bruce can’t even fry an egg#he almost burned down the house making toast#dick Grayson#duke thomas#Stephanie brown#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#kathy kane#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#tim drake
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Bucky(texting Buck): sends a voice message Buck (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Bucky: No, don’t worry, just listen later. Later Buck: presses play Bucky (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE- (Curt screaming in the background)
#bucky ' not allowed in a five meter radius of the kitchen when curt is around' egan#he's a decent cook#but the chaotic gremlin side takes over when left unsupervised with curt#clegan#buck x bucky#john egan#bucky egan#gale cleven#buck cleven#mota#masters of the air#mota incorrect quotes
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FOOD WARS
#bleach#bleach art#bleach fanart#renji abarai#rukia kuchiki#ichigo kurosaki#orihime inoue#renruki#ichihime#i lost my drawing tablet so i had to resort to traditional art#just needed to get the idea out there#i don’t think they ever get over the culture barrier between soul society and the human world#renji discovers so many different foods and ingredients i think he would die#rukias down though she buys a million different cook books#i like to think shes a decent cook#its ichihime im worried about#neither of them know what theyre doing
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Laios bakes you a cake for your birthday and it’s the first time he’s ever really tried to make a baked good. It turns out super ugly (he was too excited and didn’t wait long enough for the cake to cool before icing it…) and he’s so sad about it but when you taste it it’s awesome.
He makes it with love. So. :)
#He can cook well and bake decently but decorating??? He sucks so hard#laios touden#dungeon meshi#laios touden x reader
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Rui packs Lyca’s lunches.
What a good parent 😔✌️
#tokyo debunker#rui mizuki#obscuary#lyca colt#subaru kagami#he’s a good mother fr fr#I bet his cooking is decent#if Subaru is that embarrassed by how good Rui’s food looks#okay but would Rui and Subaru get along?#I wanna know ALL the dynamics
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something was lost between generations
#one of my hcs is that majima is actually a decent cook since he had to live off something in sotenbori and he didn't eat take out much#maybe not like the greatest cook but he's good with making shit outta leftovers#so he's the malewife in the kazumaji household#but in ishin it's gotta be ryoma cuz okita just has rabies and eats rocks to keep his teeth sharp probably#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#kiryu kazuma#sawamura haruka#sakamoto ryoma#my art#ishin
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Steph and Cass decide to use Alfred's kitchen:
Steph: Do you ever just wonder, 'am I good enough?'
Cass: No.
Steph: That's the spirit! Now let's see how well you can cook!
Cass: Badly.
Steph: It's just waffles! How bad could you be?
Twenty minutes later, after turning off the smoke detector and opening the windows:
Steph, cutting into the 'waffle': I mean, a little burnt never hurt anyone.
That was an understatement. Really, it was impressive that she managed to make a charred waffle. How did it even happen?? Steph was right here the entire time!
As she's about to sacrifice herself and take a bite, Cass takes her wrist.
Cass: Don't eat. You'll die.
...Yeah. She probably would.
Steph: Batburger?
Cass nodded: Batburger.
Steph should've believed Tim when he said Cass has a permanent ban from Alfred's kitchen. No one's perfect.
#I like to imagine that only a few members of the Batfamily can cook anything decent#Alfred is the cooking god#Jason is following in his footsteps#Dick learned to make pancakes and hot chocolate then called it a day#Steph can make waffles very well; and pretty decent with basic dishes#Bruce cannot use a stove or oven; something will catch on fire#Cass is like Bruce#Tim can confidently reheat stuff and boil macaroni. Do not ask him to do anything more.#Duke is a weird 50-50; sometimes he makes something that tastes pretty good. Sometimes it's either undercooked or unrecognizably burned.#And it's not even about difficulty! He could be making scrambles eggs and sometimes they're great--sometimes they're inedible!#Just two women alone in a big mansion and a comfy ten thousand dollar couch. Perfect place for making out and eating greasy Batburgers#To reiterate: the cooking thing was a disaster but it'll take a lot more to end their date#stephcass#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batfamily#Or what I imagine the batfamily may be like#Alfred's kitchen
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Bugtober 2024- Days 17/18: Recipe/Beetle
A little late due to tech issues, but I decided to combine these two days since it felt fitting!
Pan usually has Apollyon taste test any recipe they’re making, but Apollyon will pretty much enjoy anything Pan has it try. ^^;
#bug fables#bug fables oc#oc: pan#oc: apollyon#bugtober#alt text in image#I just use the rest of the tags to ramble about these two I’m not gonna lie#Pan is honestly a pretty decent cook just due to how long he’s been going at it but he always feels like he has room for improvement.#Which is good to a degree! You always have room for improvement!#But Pan kinda holds themself back a bit because of it.#Apollyon coming around does kinda bolster their confidence a bit because of just how much it actually enjoys his cooking.#Though due to being the type of moth that they are Polly does have an unshakeable love of honey.#Pan figures this out and tries to figure out more recipes that use honey because of it.#my art
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