#he wouldve been a problem
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"Harwin Strong deserved to be with his family he was so caring. He had to exist while another man claimed them and didn't care about honor when it came to them."
His ass was with the heir to the iron throne.
His son would inherit the iron throne
His other son would be Lord of the tides
If he was sent away within that 5 year time span, he'd be married, and that son would inherit Harrenhall.
The king actively denied any talk of rumors and called it treason when anyone did.
He was around the family and held his newborn son with his child's mother in private.
The only thing he couldn't do was say they were his, but the mom and 'dad' knew it.
At any time, he could've been presented at the marriage tour as the heir to Harrenhall and son of the hand of the king.
Let's be serious.
His ass got fomo because he had another kid that was born and was trying to be there for the other two in a way that would be the most acceptable.
He got upset because he got to do everything, but after that, he couldn’t do the one thing he wanted to do, and he still tried to do it.
The entire situation is so unserious. And before you say I should consider his emotions, Ned Stark was killed for less.
#hotd#house of the dragon#a song of ice and fire#ser harwin strong#harwin strong#rhaenyra x harwin#i dont like that man#the worst part is i use to#then i did the math on Jace's conception timeline#and him burning clicked for me#he wouldve been a problem#and he stole hot girl nyra#is this anti him?#anti harwin strong
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speaking of DEATH ON A WEDNESDAY, it's important to remember that during Inquisition, Solas is just one to two years removed from Elvhenan. Yes, he dreamed during those ~4,000 years of uthenera, but that's just dreams. He's not a spirit anymore. His world is the physical. And it's a world he destroyed. So to recap, basically one year after his life as he knew it, his world ended (his fault), his people died out (his fault), and whoever was left 'faded' (in his mind) into modern, persecuted elves and shunned spirits (also his fault).
He's grieving the whole damn game and through to Veilguard.
#it needs to be said though that for someone who IS grieving his people and being alone#he wouldve been marginally less alone if he hadnt you know KILLED FELASSAN#no one perpetuates and exacerbates solas' problems better than he does to himself#but you know if youve ever lost someone that a year is nothing#and he lost everyone
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the experience of reading stan twins fics and being constantly haunted by a name
#wishing folks spelt it as ley instead....#stan pines#stanley pines#then again the problem wouldve been solved if lee was a memorable enough character so people remembered his name lol#in my restless reading i see that face....#also wow that kid really does look like a sausage huh#also constantly thinking about how its canon that stan got into a fistfight with stan lee#....more like con stan lee amirite???#.........au where both twins went by stan and refused to budge#something something stanley going by stan and stanford by ford being so brilliant in-universe and metanarratively#it being easy for the viewer to get used to the reveal (with some missing out on stan taking on ford's name in some cases)#ford being a nickname that's his alone#while stan is something they both share#(yes i harp on about this bit tons lol)#but anyway despite the rest of his family learning about this it doesn't change how they call/refer to him#basically paralleling how their relationships on a whole didn't really change#cos despite stan feeling like he's been living a lie and that he's been tricking all his loved ones#they only knew him as him#not as the 'worse' twin not as an imposter#but ford and bill being few of the only ones who call him stanley#being the ones who knew him (or at least of him) before he took up ford's identity
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Shoe was written as a homage to the series creator so he's not prominent as an actual 'character' but god does he mean the world to me. His existence alone proves Engarde is not the heartless frigid maniac he likes to fancy himself to be.
Aside from his pathetic breakdown when faced with the idea of being murdered by Shelly, having a pet kitty is the most effective way to Humanize him - yes he did all of those things, but he also went out of his way to install a cat door to his office so his obviously very young cat could walk in and out of it as he pleases. *I* don't have cat doors installed and *I* am a much nicer person than Engarde was.
This cat is such a small part of Farewell, My Turnabout but oh my god he's my everything.
#Shoe is like 3 months old to me#from the face alone u can tell hes quite young#me writing furiously that both of engardes facades are a huge lie and his true self is a wet paper bag of a man worth absolutely nothing#and even IF you told me he only has a cat to seem soft and sensitive - that sure is a lot of effort put into it then#and its clearly just a common shorthaired cat. a mutt. he has the money to buy a scottish fold and THAT wouldve been a better metaphor#yknow. how theyre cute and look adorable but are actually suffering from huge health problems. so having one is a sign you dont care.#🥩engarde#ANYWAYS#📡 incoming transmission 📡#matt engarde#farewell my turnabout#ace attorney#ace attorney justice for all
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The Passenger (2023) dir. Carter Smith // NEVER AGAIN - MICHELLE
#the passenger#post:music#yapping#i actually havent been able to stop thinking of this scene with this song#idk i feel like (some of) these lyrics are fitting for this#“everything reminds me of them” -me listening to my personal playlist#i prolly have like 200 other songs i could use with these two AISJUHDGFB#“i thought i knew you better than this” dont mind me ripping my teeth out. thinking about how benson didnt even think-#-randy couldve been the one to call. that he was truthful when he said he needed to use the restroom.#that the woman who had nothing in her pockets. no phone. was the one who called. not even considering to check randys pockets-#-after leaving him alone. ughghhfhhhdgfj#ik benson prolly wouldve wanted to die anyways. to prove his point.#-but i do still think a part of him really DID want to undo the past few hours. to before seeing sheppard.#maybe then they could've 'resolved' another one of Randys problems. and left town. gone to the city even.
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I finally got to see a gut doctor today to try to figure out why I've been spitting up blood for two months. after looking at all the (clean) labs and my general medical history, his diagnosis was "stress and anxiety"
I am. very tired.
#Like. it was nice of the guy to see me today since hes on hospital rotation on Saturdays. but idk something for the nausea wouldve been nice#idk man. I know im high-strung but Maybe the blood vomit is a problem that needs to be addressed with something other than a note#to tell my shrink to up my meds#thus is just complaining. ive got an appointment with my shrink coming up Ill ask her opinion and then prolly try to get a 2nd opinion#on the gut thing not on her take on things. Shes an actual doctor who listens to the problem instead of diagnosing you with hysteria
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Speaking of Tyrest. A lot of people forget that he treated Pharma with absolute disdain, not only using him as a test subject for a clearly painful mass murder machine, but talking to Pharma like he saw him as nothing but some henchman to order around that was nothing more than a 'diseased cripple' if Tyrest hadn't come to rescue him.
Like it really is an interesting background dynamic with some curious implications, but when you look at fandom posts from around that issue/the years after, for some reason people just saw "Pharma worked with Tyrest" and concluded Pharma is a card carrying bigot ksjfnskxkd. Like yeah Pharma didn't do anything to stop Tyrest but it seems his main beef with the Autobots was with Ratchet in particular and maybe a general disdain for his ex-comrades. As well as continuing to hate Decepticons which like, not even the "good Autobots" are immune to (even in Pharma's introduction, First Aid says in his journal something like "yeah we all hate Decepticons, but Pharma REALLY hates them"). And despite what fandom likes to construe there's really no evidence in IDW1 that Autobots and Decepticons are different "races" or "types" of Cybertronians, so Pharma hating Decepticons really isn't a bigotry/robot racism thing. And instead probably has something to do with, idk, the 4 million year long galaxy-spanning blood feud war, or maybe being blackmailed and tortured into insanity by the Biggest and Most Decepticon-y of Decepticons.
Tyrest treated Pharma like trash, the other Decepticons working for Tyrest (how come no one ever brings that up btw) also hated him, so if anything it seems that Pharma was more of a rogue element only staying with Tyrest bc he was his best option and probably had no way to even escape.
I'm glad that at least in recent years the fandom has acquired a keen reading eye and good taste to finally recognize Pharma as the (accidentally) complex character he is instead of making him some posh, racist Starscream clone SHSJDGSGDH
#squiggposting#pharma apologism#yeah i'm apologisting again i guess my mental health is somewhat okay again dkdkkxckkddkd#(my followers seeing me post about pharma) nature is healing#there's also that line where pharma says 'maybe i can help' and skids is like#'fuck off and hope we don't beat you to death after this is over'#they didnt know that pharma was a test subject of the killswitch but wow#that's prolly one of the most out of pocket moments of the story that ive never seen anyone mention#honestly that moment is why i think JRO didnt intend pharma to be That Deep#i feel like that sort of 'not even other autobots like him' treatment is something#that comes up a lot in JRO's villain writing. or like asshole behavior towards some characters#is just plot events proceeding as usual. nothing to see just villains getting their due#tho tbh pharma's character in general suffers from the problem that he's so closely related to a main/major characyer#that it wouldve made way more sense for him to be written in earlier#so all his connections w/ ratchet and the plot had to be established retroactively#also speaking of 'asshole behavior excused bc it's towards a villain'#all those times when people are like (fucking amazing piece of medical research by pharma)#'then he started murdering his patients. what a piece of shit'#like idk it could have been intentional but imo all my readings of pharma were not really intended by JRO#and i'm fully just headcanoning and constructing theories on my own#like pharma was simply not important enough or a major enough character to get fleshed ojt#so basically we get enough pieces of him to establish continuity and a general timeline of his life and thats all
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guys last night was a TRAVESTY our power went out and we decided to go to my mom's cause they have a generator and the normal way to get there was blocked by police so we went the back way. tried to go around a fallen tree GOT STUCK IN THE MUD.... which wouldn't have been that terrible like my mom's was only 10 mins away and she and her bf immediately came to tow us out but while we were waiting some dumb fucking asshole wasn't paying attention and hit the fallen tree going like 50 mph was so fucking close to hitting us or propelling the tree THROUGH my car like..... PLEASE. IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE A 20 MINUTE DRIVE THAT ENDED UP BEING 2+ HOURS.
ALSO THE POWER IS STILL FUCKING OUT 12 HOURS LATER.
#also while we were stuck some cop pulled up didnt even ask if we wanted help just asked if were okay like.#we're stuck in mud on the side of the road during a hurricane we're clearly not fucking okay 😭😭😭😭😭#bro couldve easily towed us out or at least tried to move the tree out of the road so it wouldve been easier to get us out#or so people could pass by#but no he just sat in his car watching us get towed out and OTHER PEOPLE moving the tree out of the road so people could drive by#without getting stuck like we did#this has convinced me i need a big bitch car tho everyone else was just driving over the debris no problem#j.txt
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Mary used to smoke. When Dean was young, she’d dip out to the porch while a casserole was in the oven, and try to cover up the smell with perfume even cheaper than the cigs. But in a cruel switch of fate, the smoke didn’t kill her. The fire did.
When Dean was thirteen, he got himself a pack by telling the corner store clerk they were for his dad. He doesn’t know if they believed him or just didn’t care, but he lit one up and just about hacked up a lung upon first inhale. He kept them tucked in the bottom of his duffle.
His daddy might a taught him to drink, but this was just for him.
It took him until he was sixteen to find the brand his mama smoked, replicate that nostalgia-wrapped scent. By then, he had a plethora of fake ID’s to choose from. Looking back, his chest aches at how young he looked. The baby fat still clung to his cheeks, then. He must’ve looked ridiculous sucking on a cig like that.
He kept it to himself. This was his. He’d drink with John ‘till the old man passed out on the motel couch, and then he’d stand outside to smoke. One night, nineteen years old, he came back in, and John was awake again. And Dean must’ve stunk somethin’ awful, ‘cause John slurred out Mary, you know I hate it when you smell like that shit.
He slept in the car that night and shoved the pack in a rolled-up t-shirt.
Dean wasn’t a smoker, per se. Least, he wouldn’t call himself that. He didn’t smoke ‘cause he was addicted. It just reminded him of her. How she’d smell when she picked him up to carry him to bed, and he’d bury his little face into her shirt, and inhale the scent of tobacco as he drifted back off to sleep.
It’s just a small comfort. Harmless. Sometimes he gets a little tingle in his throat and he’ll swear off ‘em for a month or so ‘till it goes away. Then a hunt’ll go bad, or John will leave, and he’ll be so fucking alone that he just needs a smoke. Take the edge off. Make him feel like he’s wrapped up in his mama’s arms again, safe and loved.
#product of thinking abt my own substance use too hard#and dean smoking#because he wouldve. he wouldve 100% been a smoker#and i think its interesting to examine the root of that#i dont think he would think he has substance abuse problems#anyways. anyways. take this#dean#my writing#spn fic#ezra posts
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dunno if this is a weird opinion but i dont think cat has a problem with jon because hes a bastard. i think she has a problem with him because he's NED'S bastard
#he is physical evidence of her husbands betrayal#i think if he had shown up and been like “hey sorry but this is my sisters kid its kind of a problem” she wouldve sighed and been like “fin#what do you want me to tell people."#like it woulda been weird but i dont think she would have been mean to jon#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#jon snow#ned stark#catelyn tully
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michael jackson was unnecessarily beautiful
#he literally didnt have to do and be All Of That#the voice wouldve been enough#plus the dancing PLUS the face. like. whats your damn problem honestly.
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When this is over i want to draw pkmn au again
Maybe Sabo and Marco meeting for once and Sabo’s Garchomp cowering behind Sabo (Chompy is huge and it doesn’t work)
Sabo’s very ??? About it and then Marco untucks the fancy scarf around his neck and Sabo visibly recoils bc thats a fucking sylveon
Ace never told him his husband was a fairy type enthusiast
#sabo furiously texting Ace a photo of Chompy curled up in a little ball in the corner of his apartment like#a heads up wouldve been nice#ace sending back pleading eyes at the chompy pic like awwwww so baby#sabo: this is unbecoming#ace: yeah well dragons are so egotistical#sabo: hes allergic to pink#ace: that isnt my problem
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the winds are so high and theres a blizzard but mike still went into work this morning and almost flew off the highway because he couldnt see past his bumper. which is one thing but he was accidentally driving in oncoming and didn't even realize until things died down enough for him to see for a minute he could have DIED
and now they've released emergency alerts and closed most of the highways in the south of the province
anyway he's probably sleeping at work tonight. what an idiot he should have turned around and come home as soon as he got to the highway and saw a whiteout
#he's so loyal to his work that he is willing to put himself in such dangerous situations to get there.... grrr#he's so lucky nothing happened like if there had been other cars on the road he wouldve been crushed and mangled to pieces#gonna have a loooong talk w him later#his reasoning was 'well what if nobody else made it to work someone needs to be there'#even tho he has a coworker that lives much closer and made it in no problem#essential workers are insane my partner is insane#💭
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I mentioned in my post about Shadow Haru that she's taken control of all the shops and made a pricing system that makes it impossible for the Infiltrators to buy anything. This begs the question of how they get any medicine or weapons and the answer to that question is Mishima.
In the Perfect Semester, all of the confidants get put in Mementos by Joker both as a way of thanking them for their help and as a way to protect them from the reality that is currently under construction. Three personas of their arcana are there to protect them.
Mishima is the first confidant that is freed by the Infiltrators as his guards are the weakest because of the fact Mishima is subconsciously resisting what the Phantom Thieves are doing. This may seem strange since Mishima is the Phantom Thieves' #1 supporter but his entire confidant is about him learning what the Phantom Thieves truly are so when he sees what's become of the Thieves in the Perfect Semester, he can tell that something isn't right, the Phantom Thieves are becoming the tyrants they swore to destroy.
With the Phansite not being very helpful to the Infiltrators, Mishima supports the Infiltrators by becoming their fixer for supplies. Since he isn't part of the Infiltrators and shops recognize him as the Phantom Thieves' most loyal supporter, he can collect the medicine and weapons they need. However, he still has to be a somewhat sneaky as he can't just waltz around freely as that risks getting thrown back into Mementos and he still has to go find clinics and model weapon stores with Takemi and Iwai unavailable.
#persona 5#p5#p5r#persona 5 au#persona 5 royal#persona 5 royal au#the perfect semester au#yuuki mishima#mishima yuuki#do you know at one point i wanted to make him join the infiltrators#it wouldve been so cool#but he would mess with the infiltrators' dynamic a lot and having him join would make supplies still a problem#so he got demoted to the fixer#sorry mishima i love you
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I was wondering a lil bit bout when I got sent to my sister's place alone and I was in such a peaceful state despite the lack of a pc for nearly a week but then I got back to my mom's place and it feels like my patience was shorter for whatever reason. And now that the whole family is at sister's place I get it now. I understand what's different. My mom.
#aria rants#i thought it was a me problem but turns out its a problem with my mom being horribly aggravating#that it continuously tests my patience in ways where its no wonder i managed to lengthen it#its the matter where i sometimes do smth and she assumes the worst just to mock me in a way she thinks is teasing#or i do smth and she comments on it. or when id rather be left alone and its also pretty obvious (reading smth srsly) but then#she starts talking bout smth to me thats often times completely irrelevant for me to turn my attention to her#cuz when it was just me and my sis it was PEACEFUL. i get to do what i want while my sis does her own stuff#it was so peaceful i didnt even mind being interrupted to do chores meanwhile back at my moms place its suddenly such a bother#the only good side to this is the fact that i also finally confirm that whenever i get pissed easily. its cuz of galahad#galahad doesnt like my mom. he gets angrier quicker while i can manage to just ignore it pretty well#what with the fact that ive been living with her for so long. but also realizing this is such a: my life quality wouldve been better...
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Listening to coinstar by the growlers and thinking about mel so hard I get nauseous
Ridiculous stream of conscious in the tags apologies but not really
#it speaks#white woman moment#its really funny bc like. its very much a her to jfk song#(everyones favorite problematic short king)#but she looks at him with uhhh#like heres this kid(hes 28) standing on the precipice o what she had been all those years ago#but he KNOWS it she didnt know she thought she had mold poisoning from her shitty apartment until she died#and she is projecting so much onto him. which is part of why she doesn't respect him at all#'im a sucker just like you'#its also funny bc like. it is Too Late for Phoenix.also its scary that theyre hungry bc as far as she knows death avatars arent supposed 2 b#but also theyre the first one shes met. and Phoenix is kind of just scary in general.#but being around those two is like. almost flashbacky(jfk also reminds her alot of her ex aroun that age tho audreys dad was Worse)#(she never met him but heard enough stories about the guy and i mean. he fed her to the hunt on purpose.#i dont think jorges dad wanted what was going to happen to happen)#part of why she texted her so fast tbh. not that they hadnt talked at all since the divorce.#i thinj they talked. not alot bc mel WAS in europe and international data rates pre smartphone age oof ouch#and also like. they did irrevocably harm eachother physically and mentally but they do both careeeeee#tho. i do not think melissa wouldve ever dropped everything to go help audrey like audrey would and did for her.#(girl who runs away from her problems x girl who is a dog)#auuughhhhhh#she really is my chew toy.#i also think alot about her sky mafia years but those r fun and sexy little secrets for me#as much as i love Basil's motw campaign i do with it was easier to unentangle her from tma lore.#bc like. normal vampire works well but it loses so much of the flavor. various sea beasts keep the flavor but loose the morality.#for pathfinder if i were to redo her id go with storm oracle and then spec into kineticist. which does work Ok I Guess.#but like. even that its still not what i want#one scene that probably would've never happened in game but i thought ahout if we ever went back to the item storage or maybe a wierd thrift#shop or something was to like. have her come across a violin and pick it up and make it scream horribly. like. really concentrate on making#it make the worst noise imaginable. shes trying to reach that wonderful horrible music avatars mention alot in the earlier seasons#and then realizes everyone else Hates That So Much and jokingly play one of the devil's riffs from tdwdg. tbh i should finally draw that
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