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"Harwin Strong deserved to be with his family he was so caring. He had to exist while another man claimed them and didn't care about honor when it came to them."
His ass was with the heir to the iron throne.
His son would inherit the iron throne
His other son would be Lord of the tides
If he was sent away within that 5 year time span, he'd be married, and that son would inherit Harrenhall.
The king actively denied any talk of rumors and called it treason when anyone did.
He was around the family and held his newborn son with his child's mother in private.
The only thing he couldn't do was say they were his, but the mom and 'dad' knew it.
At any time, he could've been presented at the marriage tour as the heir to Harrenhall and son of the hand of the king.
Let's be serious.
His ass got fomo because he had another kid that was born and was trying to be there for the other two in a way that would be the most acceptable.
He got upset because he got to do everything, but after that, he couldn’t do the one thing he wanted to do, and he still tried to do it.
The entire situation is so unserious. And before you say I should consider his emotions, Ned Stark was killed for less.
#hotd#house of the dragon#a song of ice and fire#ser harwin strong#harwin strong#rhaenyra x harwin#i dont like that man#the worst part is i use to#then i did the math on Jace's conception timeline#and him burning clicked for me#he wouldve been a problem#and he stole hot girl nyra#is this anti him?#anti harwin strong
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judgy solidarity
#tedlassoedit#ted lasso#rebecca welton#ted x rebecca#tedbecca#jason sudeikis#hannah waddingham#my stuff#he shouldve stayed they shouldve fallen in love#and they shouldve gone on dozens of double dates with beard and jane#where they spent two hours side eyeing them over drinks#they wouldve been straordinarily happy together is the problem
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So amazing news, my computer just suddenly shut off and won't boot back up so that's all of my unfinished art lost once again yippie!!
Well anyway, here's a thing I've been last working on before I got very rudely interrupted
These two fuckers have been jumping around my brain for the past week nonstop someone escort them out already
Something funny because Uzi is from a planet called "Copper-9" get it? Copper nine? Copper to Nine like "[Name] to Earth, you with us"? hillarious I know
Something something Uzi is a robot that grew organic parts due to bullying and loneliness + some funky genetics stuff, while Nine is an organic guy that stapled robotic parts to himself because he was bullied due to some funky genetics stuff
#sonic prime#murder drones#having heavy feelings about my computer#mf straight up just blinked dead lmao#no warning no heads up no prior input aside from me scribbling away and he just#ded#sir why would you do this to me you didnt cost almos 1k€ for nothing#something something it coulve been overheating or like. residual effect of it#cuz bro was getting really hot lately like you could maybe make scrambled eggs on him hot#but hey hopefully maybe i get him back soon#cuz otherwise I will have to try traditional art and thats *shudders* scary....#enough rambling about my problems enjoy the sillies#miles nine prower#nine the fox#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#uzi md#littol doodl#wouldve been and actually finished doodle but 😔😔#me does arts
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Shoe was written as a homage to the series creator so he's not prominent as an actual 'character' but god does he mean the world to me. His existence alone proves Engarde is not the heartless frigid maniac he likes to fancy himself to be.
Aside from his pathetic breakdown when faced with the idea of being murdered by Shelly, having a pet kitty is the most effective way to Humanize him - yes he did all of those things, but he also went out of his way to install a cat door to his office so his obviously very young cat could walk in and out of it as he pleases. *I* don't have cat doors installed and *I* am a much nicer person than Engarde was.
This cat is such a small part of Farewell, My Turnabout but oh my god he's my everything.
#Shoe is like 3 months old to me#from the face alone u can tell hes quite young#me writing furiously that both of engardes facades are a huge lie and his true self is a wet paper bag of a man worth absolutely nothing#and even IF you told me he only has a cat to seem soft and sensitive - that sure is a lot of effort put into it then#and its clearly just a common shorthaired cat. a mutt. he has the money to buy a scottish fold and THAT wouldve been a better metaphor#yknow. how theyre cute and look adorable but are actually suffering from huge health problems. so having one is a sign you dont care.#🥩engarde#ANYWAYS#📡 incoming transmission 📡#matt engarde#farewell my turnabout#ace attorney#ace attorney justice for all
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The Passenger (2023) dir. Carter Smith // NEVER AGAIN - MICHELLE
#the passenger#post:music#yapping#i actually havent been able to stop thinking of this scene with this song#idk i feel like (some of) these lyrics are fitting for this#“everything reminds me of them” -me listening to my personal playlist#i prolly have like 200 other songs i could use with these two AISJUHDGFB#“i thought i knew you better than this” dont mind me ripping my teeth out. thinking about how benson didnt even think-#-randy couldve been the one to call. that he was truthful when he said he needed to use the restroom.#that the woman who had nothing in her pockets. no phone. was the one who called. not even considering to check randys pockets-#-after leaving him alone. ughghhfhhhdgfj#ik benson prolly wouldve wanted to die anyways. to prove his point.#-but i do still think a part of him really DID want to undo the past few hours. to before seeing sheppard.#maybe then they could've 'resolved' another one of Randys problems. and left town. gone to the city even.
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me thinking about yuji and how he's his mother's son
#txt#THE ITADORIS AND THEIR HEREDITARY LONELINESS. RARGRGHHH#everytime i remember yuji was described as a loner it breaks my heart#this sweet little boy with no regards for his own life and would throw it away without a second thought#who has no problem dying if it means taking down a great evil with him#who recognized and accepted that he was just a cog in the machine of a greater thing he doesn't and likely wouldn't ever understand#his mother's most beloved yet they show that love with great cruelty#just to see how much he could do#how much he could grow#it shouldve been him who killed kenjaku FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK#they wouldve been so proud of him if that happens too. god.#me when the only way i could show my love is through extreme violence#my brainis frying dont ask what this means. im crunching a 7 pages comic in one day.
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I finally got to see a gut doctor today to try to figure out why I've been spitting up blood for two months. after looking at all the (clean) labs and my general medical history, his diagnosis was "stress and anxiety"
I am. very tired.
#Like. it was nice of the guy to see me today since hes on hospital rotation on Saturdays. but idk something for the nausea wouldve been nice#idk man. I know im high-strung but Maybe the blood vomit is a problem that needs to be addressed with something other than a note#to tell my shrink to up my meds#thus is just complaining. ive got an appointment with my shrink coming up Ill ask her opinion and then prolly try to get a 2nd opinion#on the gut thing not on her take on things. Shes an actual doctor who listens to the problem instead of diagnosing you with hysteria
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What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert
see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)
i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!
another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know
dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.
anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else
#killer's breakdancing and he swears this isnt on purpose guys#GUYS GUYS ITS NOT ME THE BODY IS DRUNK OKAY WHY CANT I STOP WHEN DID I LEARN HOW TO DO THIS#horror has SO much to be guilty over its not even funny. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY#nobody talks about this but this man is GUILTSTRIFEN. he is literally filled with so much guilt its not even funny#dust and killer have the genocides they did. ok. sure. that's it????#ugh god i dont wanna ramble in tags again..... im just gonna end up saying it in the analysis anyways but ughhhhhhhhhhh#yk what fine i'll rapid fire. trying to keep people from killing themselves. watching his friends die.#knowing that other monsters are getting eaten. worrying papyrus. coming up with a plan he knows wont work and tries make it happen#because that idea of them deconstrucing the core would NOT have worked so he did that out of selfishness#forcing his community to eat humans. tricking papyrus into eating humans. going against all his morals#dare i need say more i swear AND ALL OF THESE ARE SEPERATE THINGS TOO!!!!!!#he single handedly DOOMED horrortale into disarray by destroying the core#the eye idea wouldve worked. it wouldve been the only way monsterkind thrived#and yet he destroyed the core but kept his eye safe. as if one last big fuck you#you can have my eye but you cant have the machine that needs it. good luck bitches#THERE ALREADY WAS FOOD IN SNOWDIN BEFORE HE TOLD THEM TO EAT HUMANS#THERE COULD'VE BEEN ANOTHER WAY TO RATION THE FOOD OR FIND S FOOD SOURCE#BUT HE JUST TOLD TJEM TO EST HUMANS OUT OF SPITE SO UNDYNE WOULDN'T GET THE SOULS#granted it was a solution that worked for the hunger problem BUT HORROR FUCKING HATES IT#HE HATES THE IDEA OF EATING HUMANS HE HATES THE IDEA OF KILLING KIDS#BUT HE STILL DOES IT HE GOES AGAINST ALL HIS MORALS UGHHHHH#horror sans. horror sans my king horror sans my glorious lord and savior#i cannot WAIT to drop that character analysis. it will change lives. and by lives i mean me#i will be a changed man once the horror analysis comes out#anyways WHO IS THIS ANON AGAIN. its a question i always wonder because wtf#you have a daily question for me. this is like a log in event. if i answer all the questions in a row for a week i get a SPECIAL question#but fr thank you so much for your questions i love answering them its so fun to wrack my mind and figure out a way to answer it. brain teas#every time i see the words mtt expert i laugh lowly like an evil villain but i try not let it get to my head#humility is a standard i aim to uphold. one of my character traits. triglycercule character analysis when#tricule asks
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Speaking of Tyrest. A lot of people forget that he treated Pharma with absolute disdain, not only using him as a test subject for a clearly painful mass murder machine, but talking to Pharma like he saw him as nothing but some henchman to order around that was nothing more than a 'diseased cripple' if Tyrest hadn't come to rescue him.
Like it really is an interesting background dynamic with some curious implications, but when you look at fandom posts from around that issue/the years after, for some reason people just saw "Pharma worked with Tyrest" and concluded Pharma is a card carrying bigot ksjfnskxkd. Like yeah Pharma didn't do anything to stop Tyrest but it seems his main beef with the Autobots was with Ratchet in particular and maybe a general disdain for his ex-comrades. As well as continuing to hate Decepticons which like, not even the "good Autobots" are immune to (even in Pharma's introduction, First Aid says in his journal something like "yeah we all hate Decepticons, but Pharma REALLY hates them"). And despite what fandom likes to construe there's really no evidence in IDW1 that Autobots and Decepticons are different "races" or "types" of Cybertronians, so Pharma hating Decepticons really isn't a bigotry/robot racism thing. And instead probably has something to do with, idk, the 4 million year long galaxy-spanning blood feud war, or maybe being blackmailed and tortured into insanity by the Biggest and Most Decepticon-y of Decepticons.
Tyrest treated Pharma like trash, the other Decepticons working for Tyrest (how come no one ever brings that up btw) also hated him, so if anything it seems that Pharma was more of a rogue element only staying with Tyrest bc he was his best option and probably had no way to even escape.
I'm glad that at least in recent years the fandom has acquired a keen reading eye and good taste to finally recognize Pharma as the (accidentally) complex character he is instead of making him some posh, racist Starscream clone SHSJDGSGDH
#squiggposting#pharma apologism#yeah i'm apologisting again i guess my mental health is somewhat okay again dkdkkxckkddkd#(my followers seeing me post about pharma) nature is healing#there's also that line where pharma says 'maybe i can help' and skids is like#'fuck off and hope we don't beat you to death after this is over'#they didnt know that pharma was a test subject of the killswitch but wow#that's prolly one of the most out of pocket moments of the story that ive never seen anyone mention#honestly that moment is why i think JRO didnt intend pharma to be That Deep#i feel like that sort of 'not even other autobots like him' treatment is something#that comes up a lot in JRO's villain writing. or like asshole behavior towards some characters#is just plot events proceeding as usual. nothing to see just villains getting their due#tho tbh pharma's character in general suffers from the problem that he's so closely related to a main/major characyer#that it wouldve made way more sense for him to be written in earlier#so all his connections w/ ratchet and the plot had to be established retroactively#also speaking of 'asshole behavior excused bc it's towards a villain'#all those times when people are like (fucking amazing piece of medical research by pharma)#'then he started murdering his patients. what a piece of shit'#like idk it could have been intentional but imo all my readings of pharma were not really intended by JRO#and i'm fully just headcanoning and constructing theories on my own#like pharma was simply not important enough or a major enough character to get fleshed ojt#so basically we get enough pieces of him to establish continuity and a general timeline of his life and thats all
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guys last night was a TRAVESTY our power went out and we decided to go to my mom's cause they have a generator and the normal way to get there was blocked by police so we went the back way. tried to go around a fallen tree GOT STUCK IN THE MUD.... which wouldn't have been that terrible like my mom's was only 10 mins away and she and her bf immediately came to tow us out but while we were waiting some dumb fucking asshole wasn't paying attention and hit the fallen tree going like 50 mph was so fucking close to hitting us or propelling the tree THROUGH my car like..... PLEASE. IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE A 20 MINUTE DRIVE THAT ENDED UP BEING 2+ HOURS.
ALSO THE POWER IS STILL FUCKING OUT 12 HOURS LATER.
#also while we were stuck some cop pulled up didnt even ask if we wanted help just asked if were okay like.#we're stuck in mud on the side of the road during a hurricane we're clearly not fucking okay 😭😭😭😭😭#bro couldve easily towed us out or at least tried to move the tree out of the road so it wouldve been easier to get us out#or so people could pass by#but no he just sat in his car watching us get towed out and OTHER PEOPLE moving the tree out of the road so people could drive by#without getting stuck like we did#this has convinced me i need a big bitch car tho everyone else was just driving over the debris no problem#j.txt
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Mary used to smoke. When Dean was young, she’d dip out to the porch while a casserole was in the oven, and try to cover up the smell with perfume even cheaper than the cigs. But in a cruel switch of fate, the smoke didn’t kill her. The fire did.
When Dean was thirteen, he got himself a pack by telling the corner store clerk they were for his dad. He doesn’t know if they believed him or just didn’t care, but he lit one up and just about hacked up a lung upon first inhale. He kept them tucked in the bottom of his duffle.
His daddy might a taught him to drink, but this was just for him.
It took him until he was sixteen to find the brand his mama smoked, replicate that nostalgia-wrapped scent. By then, he had a plethora of fake ID’s to choose from. Looking back, his chest aches at how young he looked. The baby fat still clung to his cheeks, then. He must’ve looked ridiculous sucking on a cig like that.
He kept it to himself. This was his. He’d drink with John ‘till the old man passed out on the motel couch, and then he’d stand outside to smoke. One night, nineteen years old, he came back in, and John was awake again. And Dean must’ve stunk somethin’ awful, ‘cause John slurred out Mary, you know I hate it when you smell like that shit.
He slept in the car that night and shoved the pack in a rolled-up t-shirt.
Dean wasn’t a smoker, per se. Least, he wouldn’t call himself that. He didn’t smoke ‘cause he was addicted. It just reminded him of her. How she’d smell when she picked him up to carry him to bed, and he’d bury his little face into her shirt, and inhale the scent of tobacco as he drifted back off to sleep.
It’s just a small comfort. Harmless. Sometimes he gets a little tingle in his throat and he’ll swear off ‘em for a month or so ‘till it goes away. Then a hunt’ll go bad, or John will leave, and he’ll be so fucking alone that he just needs a smoke. Take the edge off. Make him feel like he’s wrapped up in his mama’s arms again, safe and loved.
#product of thinking abt my own substance use too hard#and dean smoking#because he wouldve. he wouldve 100% been a smoker#and i think its interesting to examine the root of that#i dont think he would think he has substance abuse problems#anyways. anyways. take this#dean#my writing#spn fic#ezra posts
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me watching the new episode FINALLYYYYY THEY ACKOWLEDGE KCCCCC
alsO KINDA UPSETTTING
#'it should be yellow or green' me whispering oh no#'what does red mean' WHISPERS OH NOO#moon so confident that kc wouldve been either tho....#it hurts me so but gdi#i duunno how to feel about them setting their sights on bloodmoon#he DID cause problems yeah but also like. ruin manipulated some of that#LEGITIMATELY SENT BLOODMOON AFTER KC#bm may have been mad at kc but like...#*think about bloodmoons very real problem of freedom and need for a family outside themself*#i know this is gonna justify something somehow but we know.... bm meant most of it yeah but like alsO LITERALLY KINDA#RUIN REALLY PUT EMPHASIS ON SOMETHINGS#plus we dont know what exactly ruin wanted bloodmoon for#thats still a possibility#also solar (niceeclipse) kinda.... exists#we do have to wonder about whether he'd be chill about them being hunted down#also like fdisdk 'isnt his father-' 'killcode or eclipse pick ur poison'#the fact they brought that up and im LIKE HMNNN#anyway saw the fnaf movie so brain whirring#sun and moon show spoilers
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I've been looking for this one au where Len basically becomes a mad scientist and turns his friends into robots one by one for a while now, and I'm beginning to realize that I just read through your blog while half asleep a few months back and mixed together my memories of your flower hivemind and composite au
this is very funny to me. i'm absolutely honored this blog's posts were enough to evil-farming-game an entire vocaloid au into your memories 😂
i can give you this doodle; it's composite au but i'm sure it'd fit very well with this theoretical mad scientist len au lololl
#ask#anonymous#this is ALSO funny to me bc of 'mad scientist' and 'flower hivemind au' in the same paragraph. it reminds me of an old scrapped idea#i had about where tf the flowers even came from in the first place but i ended up never doing anything w/ it#i've been thinking abt composite au though uag i want to do more w/ it... rip the unfinished refs and one google doc thing i have#shaking myself like ITS OKAY IF THE STORY KINDA SUCKS AT FIRST!! YOU NEED TO START SOMEWHERE#cus i mean i wouldve never gotten anywhere w/ Certain Things had i not started with the og shitty versions. which were SHIT#but its wild to think ~7 years later i transmogrified them into the things they are now. wack. makes me wonder what will happen#to stuff im making now later down the line if i go and revisit it. SO CONCLUSION YES BITCH GET OVER YOUR FUCKING ANXIETY#i think my other problem is i'd loveee to reveal it slowly with like art pieces comics etc but i dont got time for that 😔😔#CURSE WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING I MAKE TBH not just fandom shit but original shit too. i need to get over myself#cause i do know respectfully not everyone has the skill/time/desire to pick apart things for symbolism so a clearer explanation#would prob be more accessible. and easier for ME TOO TO HAVE SHIT IN ONE FUCKING PLACE MAN. actually how i've been taking notes lately#sorry these are some longass fucking tags im talking to myself. just went into a new academic year w a lot of stress#so thinking abt my own crazy stories keeps me sane and makes me feel like i have control over at least SOME aspect of my life#anyways circling back mad scientist len sounds incredible lowkey though lmao. its always the stem lens 😔💔✌️#JK?? but i do joke abt composite au len partly going insane bc he's a biochem major essentially so yeah bitch i fucking get it 😭 no wonder
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dunno if this is a weird opinion but i dont think cat has a problem with jon because hes a bastard. i think she has a problem with him because he's NED'S bastard
#he is physical evidence of her husbands betrayal#i think if he had shown up and been like “hey sorry but this is my sisters kid its kind of a problem” she wouldve sighed and been like “fin#what do you want me to tell people."#like it woulda been weird but i dont think she would have been mean to jon#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#jon snow#ned stark#catelyn tully
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When this is over i want to draw pkmn au again
Maybe Sabo and Marco meeting for once and Sabo’s Garchomp cowering behind Sabo (Chompy is huge and it doesn’t work)
Sabo’s very ??? About it and then Marco untucks the fancy scarf around his neck and Sabo visibly recoils bc thats a fucking sylveon
Ace never told him his husband was a fairy type enthusiast
#sabo furiously texting Ace a photo of Chompy curled up in a little ball in the corner of his apartment like#a heads up wouldve been nice#ace sending back pleading eyes at the chompy pic like awwwww so baby#sabo: this is unbecoming#ace: yeah well dragons are so egotistical#sabo: hes allergic to pink#ace: that isnt my problem
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fuck u -tears off their sleeves-
#well kokichis at least. shuichi gets a trim and a roll up#and some gloves cuz why not#and an undone collar bc why does he have it all the way buttoned up. king how do u BREATHE#now i aint saying they wouldve looked better. but im saying they wouldve looked better good HEAVENS#sorry. that was the medieval peasant in me jumping out#i see a bare ankle i go absolutely hogwild#shuichi saihara#kokichi ouma#kokichi oma#saiouma#oumasai#breeze art#yet another hairstyle to add to my 'i cant fucking draw shuichis hair consistently' collection#ok it was partially a test but like why do i fw it tho. idk im really vibing w it#oh shit kokichis school symbol is on his sleeve isnt it. well thats not my problem#ok so i mandela effected myself w kokichis shirt bc apparently the only tear is down the line where the weird clasp things are?? wtf????#ive been drawing the entire bottom torn up this whole time.. . . i feel LIED TO#ight well im still gonna draw it like that. idk the torn up style is a Look tbh
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