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bf yuuji itadori
#this is sooo him#he wouldn't be phased at all#bf yuuji literally babies u any chance he gets#you're grumpy when ur on ur period and he's there just being cute and funny and annoying#yuji itadori x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#yuji itadori x you#itadori yuuji
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If the Foster's characters aged in real time, Mac would've been in middle school in the late 2000s.
It's absolutely possible that Mac had an emo phase and Bloo went through pain and trauma having to put up with that.
And then he gets into high school and goes through a "pretentious" phase (though at least since Mac's already a pretty smart kid, he'd probably be right most- but not all- of the time). Bloo's annoyed but desperately trying to keep up. Best way to describe it is that Mac listens to Radiohead as a teen unironically and because he just likes them and Bloo starts listening to them because they're "deep" and takes away the wrong meaning from every song (example- Bloo thinks "No Surprises" is about a guy whose alarm clock didn't go off and as a result missed his surprise birthday party).
#bloo probably wouldn't even like radiohead he just wants to come off as 'deep'#foster's home for imaginary friends#fosters home for imaginary friends#fhfif#PLEASE though we need awkward 13 year old mac all 'it's not a phase bloo. it's who i really am'
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i think growing up is just life repeatedly sucker punching you and saying bitch you thought things were gonna better lmao no you're so naive and stupid for having hope in 20 years the world will be flaming bag of garbage and no matter how hard you work you'll get eliminated at some point
#and then you just have to get up and keep living anyway because what else is there to do?#but man my heart keeps feeling heavier with every blow#2024 has literally been the worst year ever god personally too#like everytime i think it can't possibly get worse than this it does#i remember literally 9th jan i had such a horrible breakdown in an auto because the first friend i ever made#after school was leaving my work and therefore my life#9 days into the year. seriously. and i was so happy on 8th because it was my birthday#i don't know im trying hard to think okay this doesn't even affect me it's fine im privileged enough that even my own countrys politics#barely affects me#but just. india is already so behind in everything. if developed nations are doing shit like this then well#it will never get better right like who do we even strive to be#i want to get more into indian politics but my god. it's so horrifying and depressing all the time#like i remember resolving to follow politics closely few years ago and the first news#i read was about some minister talking about how girls skirts lengths IN SCHOOL is the reason boys do sa and boys will be boys etc etc#i know i could just follow business news stuff like that god knows it'll help in my field but it just. doesn't resonate with me doesn't#make me feel anything at all. like i so desperately want to care about ooh stock markets and how to grow your money etc etc#but when i think about being rich enough to invest idle money all i can think is sitting in my own home peacefully#drinking a glass of cold coffee and just being able to breathe freely because me and my sister used to joke in childhood#when dad went thru a coffee v bad for health phase and he wouldn't let us drink it so we would drink it very sneakily#at night when he was asleep or went out for an hour and make absolutely no noise while mixing the sugar. we said that we know#we'll* know we have achieved true freedom and happiness in life when we can peacefully drink cold coffee in the hall and not secretly#in the dead of night in our room#i don't even know what im talking about and my period is late again and nothing is working and my lazer focus#that i had built in the past few weeks is gone because suddenly im like what is the point????#i just don't understand how the fuck humans can fight over stupid fucking things like who is kissing who and who is doing what with their#body instead of focusing on collective issues like our planet is dying so fucking fast and every summer is getting impossibler to survive#i hate that the united states control the UN fuck this world fr man i hate being born in such horrible helpless times#like call me a kid or dumb or whatever but i cannot understand how MILLIONS of people do not#have sympathy for ppl around them and who don't care about the planet at all like how????? how did you grow up????#not trying to boast but this is so natural to me!!! didn't you make save water save earth posters in school!!! didn't anyone
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if your ocs were bosses in a video game, what do you think their boss fight would be like?
#red rambles#im thinking about this with mine and curious what other people have thought up#sidebar: i have been thinking about things like 'mechamics' and 'the kinds of attacks they'd use' and 'phases' and 'gimmicks'#i havent detailed them all here because i figured it wouldn't be what other people wanted to read#unfortunately it seems also everyone else thinks this. i want to hear about your mechanics....#so i guess ill go add mine in#kit and kat would be a pair of optional bosses who you fight together - kit a dex build who moves into a strength+dex combo in her second#phase; she doesn't get a second health bar#but it gets dramatically harder to hit her and she stops getting stunned nearly as easily in the second phase#and her hits get much harder#KAT (her gimmick partner) also has a second phase#if you haven't killed Kit before you activate Kat's second phase#(Kat gets a second health bar) she teleports herself and Kit out of the boss fight arena and (as they're optional)#this technically means you can progress but you get no winnings#and the next time you come back they're there again#im imagining them like ds1r havel where he's just like in a shortcut. they're camping a door#anyway you have to fully kill Kit to#get to kill Kat#and her second phase will activate when Kit dies in that case#and she'll go from infrequent but hard-hitting long-distance attacks to frequent long-distance attacks with less intensity behind them#and a set of melee attacks that do a lot of damage but require her to grapple you so if you don't get grabbed you're alright#meanwhile rex (the other one i discussed on discord) is a mainline boss who keeps dying and then just showing up again but he dies like#his ass is DEAD he's not walking off he DIES. okay?#you have to kill him at least twice for the mainline quest and there's even more optional places you can kill him#the first three or four sequential fights (only one of which is mainline) he's human the whole time#the second mainline fight he changes forms and his second phase is in dragon form#and he doesn't get a second health bar or anything but he does get aoe fire attacks#and gets to visibly take damage at increasing levels before you kill him#he also has a mechanic where on his last dot of health he can absorb like 4x the normal amount of damage#so when he should be one hit away from death he is in fact four or five hits away from death
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Started as a joke but he is beautiful.
@ragethebunny ❤️
#Emo Law#Like early 2000's emo#He totally would deny this phase if asked#Cora would secretly keep pictures#He totally wouldn't get it but he'd be supportive anyway#Rawr cringe#plus all the other stuff like pon and zi#or those skellital animals#probably some happy bunny posters#law one piece#trafalgar law#rawr xd#one piece
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Peter redesign but you can't see it cause of the framing
#I gave him lip piercings too (which he wouldn't wear until later in the relationship)#he'd also start painting his nails black like Jay#I hc Peter used to have a tongue piercing when he went through his alt phase#(hence all the piercings and stuff)#he'd also probably get a heart tattoo whenever Jay goes to get his tattoos touched up#aww they could have matching tattoos#my art#I'll post their designs later#maybe a before and after dating each other#art#void#Jay#Peter#yb game#peter yb#yb fanart#your boyfriend game#your boyfriend fanart#your boyfriend peter#redraw#peter dunbar#jacob skelton
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I don't know who needs to hear this but the Black Parade isn't even a tad bit overrated
#it's one of the best rock concept albums of all time let alone the 2000s#if that decade weren't so recent it'd be easier for ppl to see that#in fact since it's been getting further away in time more people do#but its acclaim is not just nostalgia for a second#if you were unfortunate enough to miss having an mcr phase as a teenager#i need you to do me a favor and go listen to that whole album. or do it again if it's been awhile#you will FEEL FEELINGS again#text post#mcr#also i will just never get over gerard way#he's just too much to be believed#if he were to have existed in a time before technology. what an injustice that'd be#not to be able to go and relive his performances of songs like wttbp and helena etc#locked in place in time forever. immortal and always compelling#gerard way is not something to describe but something to experience#makes me wonder when ppl describe famous actors and musicians from before the recording era#(well i always wonder about that) but if gerard way were sarah siddons#it would be a shame i wouldn't be able to enjoy gerard way at any moment in my life#if gerard way were fleeting... momentary... that would suck. suck so much#if these tags sound funny to you im just gonna let u know im being 100 percent fr rn
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One of the many reasons I love Xerxes Break:
As the oldest sibling I understand this exact emotion all too well.
#For the context: these arts depict characters as they were more than ten years before the main timeline. Also they're not blood-related.#Break doesn't want to deal with kids but the universe keeps throwing them at him and it's the funniest thing#Also Break in his twenties was just acting like the most stereotypical teenaged older brother#“I hate you all” “leave me alone” then proceeds to wander around the mansion all depressed and brooding...#snapping at anyone who even slightly annoys him.#To be fair he was seriously traumatized and had every reason to be depressed. But it's still funny.#Also keeping in mind what little we know about his background and what kind of person he was before ending up in the Rainsworth household..#I wouldn't be surprised if acting out in his teenage years was out of question.#I guess he was raised in a strict household so he will be going off the rails now to compensate.#...Mortifera definitely had fun watching this as someone who is younger but have already went through that phase.#f/o: the mad hatter
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I'm just kinda thinking over what could it been had things gone just. Just every so slightly better
Had some fundamentals been challenged further
Had the right words be spoken
Had they didn't go all in
It's just so sad, because I ultimately do see them working on the right scenarios, but they're all just...fantasy, a fleeting dream, the unreachable
Oughhhh I love them so much. They're so doomed
#perceptive little crow#this is about teopeka btw#i just listened to something good can work and it was like 'man. this would've been the ideal'#because YES i do believe the first phase of their relationship was full of hope for the future for both ends#peka just found himself on a new world that seemed detached from the previous. he could start anew#tbh tho teo simply followed out of pity and a bit of hopelessness. I wouldn't be surprised if her life was just kinda shaking a couple days-#before she met peka. and after seeing what he was capable of she kinda just....relaxed. knowing it may go well after all#it was a gamble she took. but damn did it pay off. and she gets to enjoy the benefits for a fair amount too#then The Incident happened#then a new department that was the opposite of what she advocate for formed on the company she wanted to create#then she started being pushed more and more on administrative/executive roles and was basically out of the field#then she felt disconnected of her world. her passion. her people#no place to go to no shoulder to land on. she wasn't alone she just....was a deeply lonely woman at the end#sorry. im not even sure if this actually fits the direction I'd like her to go to on my au/fanfic. but ig it fits#anyways. maybe had stuff gone differently she would've enjoyed the benefits all the way through#she maybe could've had both sides of the cake#who knows#it's just kinda interesting to think about the gambles she took went it came to hlev/peka. both on moments of desperation/loneliness#both the same weird ass guy that she saw at first and went 'what the fuck is his deal'#both just...so endearing she can't help but love them#maybe she needs them as much as they need her#maybe any and all their relationships never were meant to last#but that's kinda dooming it further and honestly I'd like to see a happy ending (where i get to be with my crush x3!!!!!!)#so I'll leave one side to rot and the other to bloom. easy.#sorry im rambling too much now. night night
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Me, chilling vibing: :)
My brain: So, what if Diluc also had time spent in the Abyss while in his jaunt in Snezhnaya bc he'd fallen to it in trying to escape pursuit by the Fatui/a Harbinger, and thus his particular pursuit of the Abyss Order happened to result of the things he'd seen there and the creatures that tried to prey on his grief/negative emotions, thus wanting to protect the people of Mondstadt from such things. Part of the reason he was able to survive using the Delusion constantly happened to be unwittingly being tainted by it. Though not without price-
#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//I like to think it's also why he might wind up with such a destructive fighting style#//Apart from surviving on his own in Snezhnaya and needing to be absolutely Ape Shitt to make sure no one could ever get in close#//If anyone got within meters of him; it was curtains for him: His thought process throughout that whole time#//With the Evil Eye; it was all too easy to kill from afar; particularly the weaker grunts he came across; & rlly make it HURT too#//Then with this idea; his more ruthless combat style would become the very reason he even makes it out of there alive#//Esp resolving to become every bit the monster these creatures are or worse; if he's the bigger/badder combatant; he WILL survive#//It's not until he'd get out of there and travel around teyvat as he'd promised Alice that he'd slowly start to phase out of that mindset#//Bc then he doesn't NEED to be a monster like that anymore#//Of course it would still stain the fabric of his very being. One does not delve into the Abyss' clutches and come out unscathed after all#//There are times where his instinctive reactions or bursts of temper tend to go overboard; esp when dealing with human enemies#//Times like those scare him bc he wouldn't be able to tell how much of that is the Delusion's influence or worse#//Bc the Evil Eye would be in his mind for years before he'd relinquish and destroy it; and probably haunt him for the rest of his life#//Bc of how dependent he'd become of it in that time. Add in a potential; even if brief; Abyssal corruption; and well-#//Eh; this is a fun idea but idk if I would want to incorporate it fully kjdgdrg#//Bc I'd already have too much going on with my hc of him being Nicole's son#//And thus those Hexenzirkel ties already giving him latent abilities neither he nor his father were rlly privy too#//Or if Crepus was; he died before he could give Luc a proper rundown#//And THAT is precisely what spared Luc from dying/suffering more at the Evil Eye's influence like Crepus did#//But EH#//I do like that being a reason why Alice in particular wanted to keep an eye out on him over most others in Mond (save Bedo & Klee)#hc; diluc#//Well; I kinda have to add that for the last few tags jhdbfgdfg
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Excuse the semi-personal post if I bore anyone; it seemed tangentially-related, so make of it what you will:
Yesterday, I discovered that I had somehow devised a formula or a partly unintentional “uniform” for dressing for semi-formal events, on the occasions when I don’t bother wearing a dress. It’s happened thrice so far this year, and I’ve only caught onto the pattern now: item one is some kind of formal, black top (it’s been a different one every time—that could be why I didn’t catch onto to this at the start), item two is usually pale, grey pants, for high contrast and low-effort/thought, and then, there's silver jewelry.
#school for good and evil#my post#personal post#I don’t know what to tag this as#but I FEEL as if I’ve appropriated the “idea” from#rafal#in some weird nebulous sense#idk#this is nonsense and brainrot probably#and coincidence#or hijacking#and might I add: it's ALSO partly his fault that I got a black trench coat several years ago#and he may be part of the reason why people buy me things with bird patterns/motifs/shapes as gifts sometimes#a lot of my relatives know I like birds though. it was a phase.#I'm sure Rafal would be all too satisfied by the undue amount of influence he seems to wield over my wardrobe choices though#then again you know the man wouldn't care. haha.#joke's on you. YOU'RE mere brain fodder.#anyway#rule of three#not really though#repetition#fashion#oh and look: proof of something that isn't his presence in my brain: I don't want to go into academia because of him!#I want to go into academia because of ME and MY interests.#is this what people term “cringe?” I have a bad radar for cringe.
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[db extremis!tony] what would you have done if you’d caught on to Peter’s plan?
Oh, it would've broken my heart. We would have needed to talk about it, obviously, so I could understand what he was thinking that made him even try it.
I wouldn't have wanted to punish him for it, but obviously I wouldn't be able to trust him with access to the lab after that. And if we couldn't come to an understanding, I probably would have needed to keep him home even after the plan went through-- if he was so convinced that Extremis had changed me that he was willing to drug me, I wouldn't be able to rule out that he would try to run away.
But more than anything, I would need to make us understand each other.
#fic: double blind#double blind: tony#ursa interlude:#I love this question I have thought about this so much#peter would've flipped the FUCK out ftr. just immediate hysteria he would've had to be sedated with his monitor band#no ability at all to cope with the idea of being “in trouble” after knowing what SIM was capable of#but SIM actually is not lying! he wouldn't be mad he'd be sad#which is the one... upside I suppose to the way that he infantilizes peter#he doesn't see peter as a threat so it would all be very “this is just a phase that we can work through together”#but then also the downside is that yeah uhhhh peter would never get away from him lmao#not when SIM couldn't trust him not to do reckless things because he's not old enough to understand the situation :(((
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This might be the brainrot setting in (again) but
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CHARACTER ASSASSINATION MUMMY RETURNS DID ON MY BOY IMHOTEP--
#;ooc tag#MY MAN WASN'T EVIL ON MAIN. HE WAS JUST ANGRY AND IN LOVE#WHY IS HE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN THE SECOND ONE#WHY DOES HE WANT THE ARMY OF ANUBIS. WHY DOES HE ACT LIKE HE WANTED TO DO THAT ALL ALONG#HE JUST WANTED TO GET LAID WITH HIS BELOVED#like mummy returns is a fun time....if you just turn your brain off lmfao#bc the plot is so fuckin bonkers#OH EVY IS REINCARNATED ACTUALLY. RICK'S A MEDJAI NOW. ANCK SU NAMUN IS ALSO REINCARNATED WOULDN'T JA KNOW!!!#AND IMHOTEP IS BARELY PHASED BY IT????#MY DUDE WEREN'T YOU TRYING TO SACRIFICE EVY SO YOU COULD REZ HER#WHY ARE YOU NOW LIKE 'oh hello IDENTICAL COPY of THE LOVE OF MY LIFE'#ALSO WHY DOES HE HAVE TELEKINESIS ALL OF A SUDDEN#AHHHHHHHHHHH#anyway shout out to that month / two months I wrote Imhotep#that was fun#love me a jaded old mummy
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20k leagues is public domain so no one can stop me from projecting my trans and queer stuff onto it
#and by project i mean#all of the characters know how varied and weird sea creatures are on a biological basis so they wouldn't be phased by trans people#you come out to captain nemo and he's just like: okay? the clown fish has been doing that for ages. how did you get on my submarine--
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will zero finally go back to school... stay tuned and find out
#not to keep using this blog as a diary but ANYWAYS#so got confirmation i'm basically in the middle exit phase so my last day will probably be in mid-december#which is actually really good timing all things considered#so i can either plan to get a new job at the beginning of the new year OR think about going back to school#starting during spring is kind of awkward so unless I find a really good situation i'd probably go for fall of 2024#tuition is obviously something i have to think hard about since i'm also balancing a mortgage... but the benefit of me doing nothing but#work my ass off for the last 4 years is that i do have the money saved. like unless i go to a super prestigious school i can most likely#afford it on my own. ofc the question is am i willing to spend it all for a degree that might not even be of any benefit to me. who knows#i also don't even know what i'd go back for. it wouldn't be pure CS but probably something adjacent or bio-related#another reason I want to go back to school is honestly for social reasons. networking and finding new friends#i'm not the most outgoing person but in an academic environment i was infinitely better at socializing than I am now lmao#and sharing classes with folks will definitely help. i'd definitely pick up TAing again as well if possible#i also talked with my manager a bit about this and he was also like yeah at your age and situation now is actually a really good time#anyways. we shall see#0.txt
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things you'll be hard pressed to learn about nesta from nesta so i am telling you, pt 1:
the grooming she was made to endure at the hands of her own mother to prepare her for marriage, first in the hopes of securing her family's place in society and then in saving her family from poverty
#aka phase one in the death of an openly soft-hearted nesta#her mother did everything in her power to shape nesta into ~wifey material~ at the expense of a healthy relationship with her daughter#and also at the detriment to said daughter#and as much as nesta had been taught that her only worth was what she could do for others#particularly her family but also for men (i.e. a future husband).#in some ways. there is freedom in fulfilling this sense of duty that was practically beaten into her from a very young age#if she can just save her family. if she can protect her sisters.#nesta was to be the 'breeding mare' of her family. that was what she was raised to be. in order to take care of her sisters#to save them from the fate of a loveless marriage of a cruel husband of the scorn of her parents and of society#and when she failed again and again to be successful in securing this future for all of them#she was subjected to her mother's ire. her father's disdain. her sisters' unspoken disappointment.#the last thing her mother said to her before she died was that she was born wrong.#that she was a waste.#and then every person she met after that said essentially the same thing in one way or another#and i think that this is the exact way that nesta views herself#privately of course though it wouldn't be difficult to see this if anyone bothered to pay attention#and even though she is no longer shackled to the human's way of life and those societal expectations attached to it#she still upholds the expectation that she must be the one who sacrifices in order to keep her sisters safe#that's why she hated rh.ysand [disgust]. because he took away f.eyre's choice which meant that nesta didn't keep her sister safe#she was made fae and humans hate fae and there was no chance she could save her family#i have a lot to say about the misogyny that is rampant in this stupid series but it's also deeply connected to who nesta is as a person#why she is the way she is#and how i will use it to unwrap her. to see her through her healing process.#desperately desperately itching for an emerie. for a gwyn. perhaps i will drabble some things to make up for it#they are so integral to nesta's growth and healing#a sisterhood that chose her and that she chose#one that she can love right because she never could with her blood sisters#emerie and gwyn love nesta so much just the way she is and i love them too for it!!!!!!!!!!
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