#he would be a great daddy

[american-horror-whore]

𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 | 𝐄𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭!𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

cw — none, pure fluffy drabble

a/n — i was thinking about this stage in a relationship with him and figured it’d be cute !!

”Hi, pretty girl,” Evan’s deep voice boomed, a smile evident in his tone as he shut the door softly to the apartment. He put his keys on the counter, seeing you in the living room.

After months of begging, months of “Evan, please!!” , months of showing him random photos of your friend’s babies on Instagram with pouty lips, months of dropping subtle hints, he’d finally given in. He’d knocked you up around Valentine’s Day as a ‘gift’, which meant the begging had worn him thin. He couldn’t have picked a better gift.

Your husband strolled over, sitting down next to you. His large hands pulled you taut against his body, your lower half pressed against his lap. He held you there, not gently but not tightly, as if you were going to disintegrate into thin air if he let go. as if he’d lose his wife, and now his unborn child. Evan ran his hand over the smooth skin of your baby bump. You two didn’t even know the gender, but either way, Evan was utterly obsessed with this child. Well, unborn child.

“How’s Bean?” Evan asked, using the same cute name he’d been referring to the bump as since the moment it started to form. You simply nod.

“Well enough,” You smile tiredly. Your pregnancy had been weighing on you, but you’d noticed Evan had been doing everything you asked of him.

“And how’s Mama?” He smirked, burying his face against your neck, the coarse-ish hairs of his beard against your neck sending small shivers out to your body.

“Oh, she’s fine,” You respond, feigning dismissal. Evan held your waist tightly, or now lack thereof, his fingers squeezing your sensitive skin ever so slightly. He felt like he was walking on eggshells when touching you, like you were made of porcelain or glass.

“Just fine?”

“Bean’s kickin’ her ass a bit,” You smirked, continuing to speak in the third person as you turned your head over your shoulder. Evan met your movement with a kiss, pressing his lips to yours as his tongue poked gently at your soft lips. He pulled back, pressing his lips to your ear and the back of your neck, soothing your stress.

“It’ll be worth it when we meet Bean, huh?” He smiled against your skin.

“Oh yeah,” You respond, your hands gently touching the bump. “Mommy and Daddy can’t wait for you, Bean..”

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[bet-on-me-13]

Bruce Wayne was never Batman.

So! The night that Bruce Wayne's parents got shot, he developed an Unbreakable Resolve. He needed to get rid of the Crime that had taken his Parents away from him, no matter what.

But that night, he also developed a deep-seated fear of Death. He was face to face with his own Demise and instead of dying himself he saw his Parents die instead. He was Terrified of ending up like them.

But he still needed to stop Crime. He couldn't just let criminals go unpunished, and while he was still using his wealth to try and prevent it before it began, he knew there needed to be something to stop crime After it had been committed. And the Cops were useless on that Front.

He eventually found a solution while looking through his Parents Family Heirlooms.

Ancient Books dating back to the founding of Gotham and even before then, telling of a Creature from another world who his Ancestors had helped in the Past. A Being of Fear and Shadow, who owed a debt to the Wayne Family. He needed that Being. A Monster of Shadows and Fear was exactly the answer to scaring criminals away from committing crimes and punishing those who did.

But he needed to find the Being from another world first.

So he left home, traveling across the Globe training with the best Magicians and Demonologists in the world in search of the Monster who owed his Family a Debt. His travels took him far, from the streets of LA where he met a man named Zatara, to the Snowy Mountains of Nanda Parbat where he learned of the Lazarus Pits and the Demon's that came out of them.

While studying the Lazarus Pits, he was trained by the organization who guarded them. They despised Weakness, and while their leader was in awe of his Intelect he was less impressed by his body's conditioning. If he was to study the Lazarus Pits, he would first have to earn the Right in Combat.

He eventually managed to pass their Tests and eventually left them, having handed over a Copy of his research as the price for being allowed to Study the Pits.

Years later, he finally returned to Gotham, fully equipped to Summon the Being that owed him a Debt.

Bruce drew up the Summoning Circle as perfectly as he possibly could, he had one shot at it.

A drop of his blood and a splash of Lazarus Water later, and the Circle began to glow an ominous Green. Slowing, a shifting shadow began to emerge from the Circle, at first only a mass of writhing darkness before their form Solidified.

The Books he had found on the Spirit said that it would take the form of the Summoners Greatest Fear, which just so happened to be Bats for Bruce. The Form that the Spirit chose reflected that, with large Dark Wings falling over their form as if they were a Cape, and horns looking like the Ears of a Bat. From the Darkness, two glowing eyes appeared.

"Spirit, hear me. My name if Bruce Wayne, and I am calling in the Debt owed to my Family centuries ago. My City is plagued with crime and malice, rotting from its Core. My efforts to prevent Crime from the side of the Light have been in vain, Crime persists despite my efforts. In order for my vision to be fulfilled, the Criminals of this City must have their hearts pierced by Fear. Fear of Retribution. Fear of Consequences. Fear of Vengeance."

Thoughout bis Speech, the Shadowed Figure stayed silent.

"That is why I have called you here. I want you to stalk these streets, punish the criminals of this City and strike fear into their hearts from the shadows, so that they know to stay in the light. I don't want you to Kill them, never kill them. Let them live with that fear in their Hearts until their final days."

After he finished his speech, the Figure finally spoke.

"Your Quest is an Honorable one. You seek the betterment of your people's, and are unafraid to resort to drastic measures to achieve that goal. It reminds me of my Liege's resolve." It Spoke, it's voice low and rumbling. "Very Well. From this day forth, I shall protect your City from the Darkness in its own Heart. I shall be your Dark Knight."

...

Had this idea out of nowhere and needed to write it down. In this AU, Bruce still wants to protect his City from crime, but is understandably traumatized from seeing the Deaths of his Parents. He has a deep-seated fear of Dying, so he chooses to forgo fighting crime himself.

Instead, he finds out about a Spirit that his Ancestors helped long ago, and decides that the most logical next step out be to Summon a Demon to protect his City. Instead of training his Body for a decade to become Batman, he trains his Mind and Studies as much about Magic and Demon's as Possible.

He still knows how to fight because he trained with the League. He approached them with an offer to study the Lazarus Pits and give them his findings, and they accepted. But Ra's didn't want a weakling on his Base so he also required Bruce to train his body. He saw his potential for combat, and was so disappointed that Bruce had chosen a different path. He could have been Great!

Bruce still has a thing with Talia that produces Damian, he is still a point of interest from Ra's since he is insanely smart and has huge potential, and he knows how to fight pretty well. Albeit not as well as in Canon.

Bruce becomes the Benefactor/Guy in the Chair for Fright Knight (who is the one he summoned if you couldn't tell), who looks like a "Bat Man" because of Bruce's fear of Bats. Fright Knight agreed to this because 1.) He had a debt to pay, 2.) Bruce reminded him of Danny, and 3.) He respected Bruce's ballsyness to Summon a demon and command it to protect people.

Bruce still adopts his Kids, but there are some changes.

Dick is adamant about fighting Crime, and eventually Bruce is forced to let him go on patrol with Fright Knight, who has started going by Batman. Thankfully Frighty managed to give him some blessings so he had minor powers and would be safer.

Jason is mostly the same, and he is so excited that Robin actually IS Magical. When he dies, Fright Knight, who had gotten attached to their Family, goes into the Zone to search for him. He is unsuccessful unfortunately.

Tim is kind of funny. He figured out that Dick was Robin, and Jason was the 2nd Robi , but assumed that Bruce was Batman. When he approached Bruce about becoming Robin so he would stop going down his violent Cycle, Bruce Redirected him to talk to Fright Knight, who was not taking his failure to find Jason well.

Damien grew up knowing that his Father was a Genius, and the Master of the Batman, which gave him a bit of an Ego. At first he thought of Fright Knight as a Servant, and tried to command him like he did with Alfred. Frighty corrected him quickly enough.

Any more ideas for this AU? I have so many, but I think I need to stop for now.

[theevilfishywizard]

For you guys who weren't at the live show in Milwaukee tonight:

At some point in the past little Ron fell through a hole to the forgotten realms, was stuck there for 2 days, went to school with Walter long enough for someone to develop the lifelong urge to bully him, and then came back to earth and no one noticed he was gone.

[repressedqueen]

okay, our boy has impeccable taste in men....

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

with his on screen daughter Grace Delaney.

(source)

[timothyslucy]

have i ever pointed out how gut wrenchingly funny this shot of grey side-eyeing wesley is when he was like, "should he [jeff budny] die from his injuries at a later time, the investigation will resume" bc both their faces here damn near kill me every time i watch it. 😂😂😂

[whirlybirbs]

yes, i write kento nanami for the female gaze. yes, i write kento nanami with a feminist lens. yes, i write kento nanami as the ideal man. yes, i write kento nanami as the husband i want. yes, i write kento nanami as an absolute pussy devourer.

[cryptidtumbleweed]

The "falling in love with Hermie the Unworthy" pipeline was the same for us listeners as it was to Normal.

At first it was "who is this kid??" and mild disgust for the goth girl simping

And by the prom we were in love

[macksartblock]

I’ve made a kiddads post assigning them things that I did/happened to me growing up. Now I’m doing that with the dads and my father’s experiences.

Darryl: In high school, he snuck out to attend a party - at a barn, in the middle of nowhere - with the rest of his football buddies. He did not have a good time and left not even two hours in. Frank didn’t even question him on his whereabouts, he woke up his parents and flat out confessed upon returning home.

Glenn: He was out at a bar with the GCT the night before his wedding. He’d only had one drink and walked outside to call a cab when he fainted and hit his nose off the edge of the curb. No one could figure out why he fainted and, sporadically, he still does. His nose is broken in all of his wedding pictures.

(Bonus: he once fainted in front of a cop after there was a noise complaint. Morgan came down to see Glenn flat on the ground and a mortified cop at their door. Glenn does not remember this at all.)

Ron: Early on in his relationship with Samantha, he took Terry Jr out on a “stepfather-son bonding day”. All they did was sit in a cafe, staring at each other in silence as Terry Jr had a milkshake and Ron had coffee. Ron did not like it and started stealing some of Terry’s milkshake with a spoon. This was the closest they’d ever been before the Forgotten Realms.

Henry: My father is simply too put together. He’s never had an experience like Henry in his life.

[lilfriezatyrant]

@reptile--queen it was again so much fun to watch with you together 🥺😊 I could not resist with all those screenshots jalkfdjdf was such a good episode 😩

[violettierre]

Society has fallen down ever since Shio stopped making an appearance in chapters.

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

with his on screen daughter Grace Delaney.

(X)

[chenqingssuibian]

broke: xue yang is a jin bastard

woke: xiao xingchen is a jin bastard

bespoke: song lan is a jin bastard

[watchingyoufromthestars]

So did Anthony forget about Nicky again or does Willy not see him as a threat because he’s too much dumbass. Is he just too much of a boyfailure to even consider

[paedenstigereye]

Wait but also

Im still thinking about Hermie, and while I still consider what I said on my last post to be true

I kinda have the feeling that Anthony may be just playing with us. I mean being that Hermie is scams son…. But at the same time Anthony already did the scam bit… but then again you gotta remember the family motto Always Be Scamming

So who knows

[bumblingbabooshka]

On the topic of Harry and Kes being proteges to Janeway and Tuvok respectively - both of them developing mommy/daddy issues despite having perfectly normal and healthy relationships with their parents.