#he will haunt your dreams

[anonymous-spooks]

What if cute killer goth clown? :3

A doodle.

[onejellyfishplease]

You picked the wrong insect in oystfyw (that can be an acronym right?) Donnie should have been a mosquito you're proving it yourself

Beetle Donnie has some concerns...

Fear mosquitello

[rhonuscorner]

I need you all to look at this key chain my friend got me.

IT'S SO CURSED! Moony what did they do to you?🤣

Where are your stars? Your ruffles? YOUR RIBBONS AND BELLS??

The little grabby baby hands are killing me. Amazing. I love him.😂

[kittenscookie]

Percy: Hey dad?

Poseidon: Yes Percy?

Percy: I was just wondering, you used to be pretty ruthless—what changed? What made you wanna turn over a new leaf?

Poseidon: *Gets violent phantom pains in the scars he received after pushing a man with really sexy thighs way too far*

Percy: Dad?

Poseidon: *Swallows* Well son, you get older, you mature, you realize some actions were definitely out of proportion, and some lessons don't need to be relearned...

[consultingfujoshi]

irving b was really out there trying to commit suicide because he thought there was no hope for him and his geriatric boytoy little did he know he would be causing a rift in the guys marriage from beyond the grave never have I seen a yaoi comeback so spectacular as this

[tempestousstocking]

[sforzesco]

 Then, on his arrival in Constantinople, after much counsel with himself, considering that he was already unequal to the amount of pressing business and believing that there was no room for delay, on the twenty-eighth of March he brought the aforesaid Valens into one of the suburbs​ and with the consent of all (for no one ventured to oppose) proclaimed him Augustus. Then he adorned him with the imperial insignia and put a diadem on his head, and brought him back in his own carriage, thus having indeed a lawful partner in his power, but, as the further course of our narrative will show, one who was as compliant as a subordinate. No sooner were these arrangements perfected without disturbance than both emperors were seized with violent and lingering fevers--

AM 26.4.3-4

this was one of those illustrations that was originally supposed to be a 5 page comic until I realized I don't know anything about later roman empire architecture or visuals or art or anything, so we'll revisit that later. maybe

for right now though, these two are fascinating. we have two brothers acting as one body, even becoming ill in tandem with each other, it's giving This Throne Is Cursed. like, the last time I read about emperors coming down with life threatening illnesses, it was Caligula, and that moment in his biography marked a very specific tone shift. I spent the rest of the (first) time reading about Valens and Valentinian waiting for something comparable to Caligula's reign to happen lmao (Dio 59. 8. 1-2)

and since Caligula was already on the mind, I started thinking about Tiberius: I think he would've loved these two since he had a whole thing about twin-ification and brothers and etc etc etc. ofc, Rome is both a Mouth and a Tomb, so it's going to go badly for someone/everyone eventually, but honestly I think that Valentinian and Valens were the best we could've hoped for. like it could've been so much worse

Tiberius and the Heavenly Twins, Edward Champlin

Failure of Empire: Valens and the Roman State in the Fourth Century A.D, Noel Lenski

⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!

⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

[zomboivex]

Thanks.

I hate it.

[hasello]

DEAR GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!?! HE UGLY

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

god ok because i am unable to be chill now that im thinking about it: monstrous hua cheng thoughts

emerging from the kiln changes a ghost. yes, it crystallizes their resolve into devastating power; but more than that, it distills who they are into their truest form.

hua cheng’s true form is that of a roguish, wild young man who gave up an eye to honor his god, and who dresses in the red and silver of a mother he hardly remembers.

but he has another form, just as true, that he refuses to allow His Highness to see.

it is as monstrous as he knows himself to be. his ears taper to a point; his body is tall—so tall—and emaciated. his hair flows down his back, dissipating into a thick, red-black smoke that leaves a trail of blood as it shrouds his heavy boots. all of him is sharp: his jaw, his fangs, his claws. even disgusting as this form is, it still serves His Highness. a weapon to wield against his enemies, a shield to defend his honor. this form could be forgiven for its nauseating appearance, hua cheng imagines, if not for the centerpiece of its damned face.

that eye. its sclera is red, growing darker as it approaches the slitted pupil. it glows blood-red in the darkness that shrouds this form. even in pitch darkness, the damned thing can be seen. it burns through patches, refusing to be hidden. he has clawed it out in fits of rage again and again; and each time, it returns minutes later.

this form is just as true as the one His Highness says he loves. hua cheng can’t help but imagine that should He ever see it, it might be the thing that finally disgusts Him enough to send him away. so hua cheng keeps it hidden, bound tight beneath the skins far more pleasing to His eyes.

[modormouth]

had this weird dream this afternoon where i and a relative finally moved house. seemed alright and we thought. cool. this house is ours now. the real estate agent never told us however that there was a bloodborne-ish cerberus patrolling the basement. is it a dealbreaker for most people? yes. but i'm not most people. it is however a dealbreaker that said cerberus hunts down anything that breathes near him. yes i tried hiding. yes i failed miserably (i felt jaws crushing my lower midsection and ribs so ah- a painful ending to a dream).

I DIED

[onejellyfishplease]

I mean this in the nicest way possible, unmutated Donnie looks like a heckin' MOSQUITOE

Careful, you're SUMMONING HIM

the local cryptid, mosquitello

[aro-throughyourchest]

ranboo is the person who smiles and means it fully and wholly.

ranboo is the person who chooses you after everyone else has left the room and brings up that stupid inside joke about a cabinet member who only regards you as “president” as you walk down the long winding hallway of the capital building.

ranboo is the first person to see through your eyes not past them but through them. they see the person who was carved through granite and stone and iron and still cup your face as if you’re a marble statue preserved in time.

ranboo is made of loose particles holding themselves together with sticks and twine, scared of who they are and what they may become. ranboo is like you; afraid.

ranboo is gone, replaced by a ghost that curls around you and sings songs that mean nothing and calls you stranger. not in the way they used to. “hey stranger”

but what you wouldn’t give to see that smile

[velolceraptor]

TW FOR BLOOD (I think)

Damn bro, what did you eat?!?

Messy eater much?

[hanzajesthanza]

should i change my headcanons based upon “i saw it in a dream”

[heavysighing-dreamyeyes]

Vampire!Jason now lives rent free in my head and I am now cursed with so many prompt but do not have writing skill to do it T_T (also thank you for answering my last ask I’m honoured🤭)

Vampire Jason!!!! The things I would for him or too him