#he will get brain damage

[applya]

I’ll squish him, put him in blander and then drink it

I’m probably stupid and will die but I’m free

Original is on twt:

[smell-o-gram]

How to hold Stinkie

[l34f-me-alone]

How to hold aza the mewtwo:

Btw even though Aza mostly uses neutral pronouns such as They/it, they're fine with all pronouns, so you can also use she/him for them.

[leveragehunters]

Just discovered I get one free blaze a month, so I'm sending my beloved Dixon and her beloved Devon out into the Tumblr wilds.

[backpackingspace]

My actual favorite part of wisdom saga is telemachus trying to lean against Athena (he thought about that for .03 seconds and then was like nah !!! :D she's my friend not the goddess of war!!! Good to see that the audacity is running strong in odysseus's family) and then just passed threw her and fell on the floor. And then Athena did not move at all!!! And just stood there looking at him.

[nebulations]

[ID: Night Vale fanart of a large hand handling a small Cecil who's about a few inches tall. He's a brown man with long light purple hair, funky glasses, and cat ear headphones. Three different methods of picking him up are shown:

The hand pulls him up by the cat ears of his heaphones. This is marked with an X and captioned "This is RUDE. That is his headphone". Floating purple eyes frown at the hand.

The hand picks him up by the head. This is marked with an X and captioned "he will get brain damage." The floating eyes look surprised.

The hand offers itself out, and Cecil smiles and walks towards it. This is marked with a check mark and captioned "hold your hand out let him climb on when he is ready." The eyes look happy. End ID]

important psa !!!!

[morganbritton132]

Steve, in the middle of one of Eddie’s live-streams: Did you see that another billionaire went missing at sea? That’s hilarious.

Steve: You can make fun of billionaires going missing because they’re evil. It doesn’t make me a bad person.

Steve:

Steve: …You’re not a billionaire, are you?

Eddie, offended: No….Werent you though, King Steve?

Steve: Upper middle class, Eddie.

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie: You make fun of Will going missing all the time.

Steve: Yeah, because we found him!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[hinamie]

these 3 and their weird catty love triangle have bewitched me body and soul

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

THERES MORE

[paninityl]

Jervis having fun but going through the horrors at the same time

[mcr0wave]

fem all might jumpscare 💥💥

ermmm haha posting mha now?!?!?? there is something about this soggy man that makes me lose it I H8 HIM (no i dont he is my little 7'3 sunflower ❤️🌻)

[backpackingspace]

Athena with odysseus: surprise attacking odysseus and bodily slamming him to palace walls (for awareness training). Randomly kidnapping him from the palace to drop him in the woods (or the ocean or on two memorable occasions on a completely different island) (survival training), using her full strength in sparing matches (odysseus has many broken bones) dragging him up by his wrist so they're face to face. Not being careful with how often she uses quick thought or any of her other powers (what? He seems fine. She's sure odysseus has always been a freak it's definitely not brain damage it's/fine/hes /fine)

Athena with telemachus, after she accidentally knocked him out once: right right odysseus and penelope taught me how to do this when they had me babysit you. Gotta be gentle so so gentle. Gotta support the head gotta craddle humans not yank them up by the wrist (she knew odysseus was a freak why didn't he say anything??) Can't just funnel her full power into the kid gotta be so gentle.

[cozylittleartblog]

JUST GUYS BEIN' DOODS

redraw of the meme under the cut

original by @knightmarebug

[plutonious]

wahtever I like emmie and gogo I want to talk about them.

after emmet gets to hisui ingo is verrry cheerful due to the amount of affection he recives from emmet

ingo's been basically trained out of initiating physical contact from being a part of pearl clan for so long, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like it, just that he forgets he's allowed to do so when theres someone he can do so with, so everytime emmet touches him he practially melts. emmet is latched onto ingo half the time so that's really often. something something he grew up with one million affection and then didn't realize he was missing it until he got it back. now he doesn't like being apart from his brother for too long. because it's warm and cozy to be hugged.

[frownyalfred]

imagine how smart Bruce would be if he didn't get hit in the head all the time. "Lex Luthor is the smartest man on Earth--" "Tony Stark is--" right but if Bruce is holding his own up there AND he's been playing fast and loose with TBIs for a few years, that ranking is flawed.