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DC x DP Prompt *32*
This was the ninth- no.... tenths loop. He is eating his breakfast and he is dizzy again. Because Mom drugged his oatmeal, because Mom and Dad knew! Danny stood up from his chair and tried to leave the kitchen. (He knew it wouldn't work, it never worked) His eyes grew heavy and a few steps later he hit the ground.
He wakes up to the same gruesome picture as in the last nine loops. But Danny doesn't beg anymore. Or says anything. It hurts, but it's nothing he hasn't had felt before. It would only take them a week before they would destroy his core again and then everything would start anew. Maybe he could think of something better for next time.
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The last feeling he remembered was an all encompassing pain, as his Dad crushed his core. But he was at the breakfast table again, already feeling groggy. But maybe this time he could get help? He knew that he could fight the drugs for around ten minutes, as long as he didn't stand up.
So instead he got his phone out of his pocket. He knew that neither his sisters, nor his friends would be fast enough, he already tried them, but maybe someone else could be fast enough.
He opened Twitter and started to write a new post, ignoring his atrocious spelling in favor of getting as many information out as possible.
@theoneandonlyflash I'm kinda stuck in a time looop and my parents will koll me in about a werk they druged me so I'll be in they lab in a fee minotes. Pleaase helpp and fins me iin Amyt Park, Illnois. My name iss Dannyy Fentin
He was able to press send, before his vision would become to spotty. Now he just needed to hope that the fastest man alive would be able to help him. Danny's head fell on the table.
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It was the eleventh time he woke up to the same scene and this time he couldn't do anything against his tears. He would die again... and again and again...
Danny's spiraling thought were interrupted by the basement door, that had hit the wall. This was new!
#skylers prompts#dcxdp#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc#don't tag the danny phantom fandom#the flash#barry allen#wally west#Wich ever one you prefer#Danny is stuck in a loop#His parents found out and vivisected him#They destroy his Core#He is back a week before his Core destruction#10 minutes before they take him down to the lap#This happens around ten times without him finding a solution#He finally thinks of something that might work#He @ The Flash on Twitter and begs for help#His parents have him cut open again#but this time someone comes for him#I'm back bitches!#sorry life was a little chaotic#my daughter learned to walk and too sleep in her own bed
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girl has got that harry du bois swag, complete with incongruous hat
#what skill buffs do we think the ballcap gives him?#since he's not got anything in the neck slot we can conclude that david tennant has a high enough inland empire stat to hear the tie#and took that bitch off hc he Did Not Vibe With It#and samesies; i did NOT fuck with the advice my tie was tryna give me and i cut that bitch out of my life on my first playthrough#running my mouth#david tennant#disco elysium#harry du bois
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he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger ༉‧₊˚.
#had to make a dan one too he looked soooo pretty in this video#if you cut your hair bitch i s2g#also sorry for the espresso lyrics im in a mood#dan and phil#dnp#phan#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#my gifs
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Transcript:
Look at this shit, bestie.
I warned you. I warned you not to blow all your bits and look at you now.
Having to MOOCH off your fellow chatter.
You make me sick.
It’s people like you that make the city of Toronto’s handling of the homeless look correct.
I’m about to install a spiked bench in this stream!
I’m gonna throw up.
Don’t talk to me again until you have some change in your pocket.
The church demands a tithe.
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Ah, the natural conclusion of any Twitch stream.
*vineboom*
A class war.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#after 'the church demands a tithe' he said bitch in a very unsure way but i cut it out#let him have his dom moment#click the source if you wanna hear it
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I made this like a month or so ago and never posted it cuz it was a digital painting practice and I kind of hate it….
but also a new friendlocke anime episode is out and I felt like I should release this horror onto the world.
#friendlocke#saltydkdan friendlocke#friendlocke peppy#friendlocke violet#friendlocke season 3#lemonade#i’m so sorry#no bitches?#I shouldn’t have done this#I’m constantly going between liking it and regretting making it#Truly the bowl cut of all time#my pepper boy#why did I do him like this?#but also very in character for him#Does he even have a character????#my art#my artwork#…
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Jude babe your overprotective streak is showing 💜
#ikemen villains#ikevil#ikevil jude#ikemen villains spoilers#ikevil spoilers#unf the way i love this scene#Jude's level of just THINK AGAIN BITCH#the ruse of needing her to be seen as his girl is long up#and he's still about to cut a bitch for threatening her
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Alfred calls Dick to check in after losing track of him for several days. Dick begins to tell Alfred that he doesn’t know what to do but interrupts himself in a panic about Bruce needing his help. Alfred assures him Bruce is fine and tells dick he’s worried about him (Batman: The 12-Cent Adventure #1)
#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#war games#dick and Alfred#alfred pennyworth#dick and Bruce#Catalina Flores#oooo I fucking hate this bitch#Bruce Wayne#I feel like it’s important for everyone to know that the panel right before this was talking about how loyal dick is to Batman#and then it cuts to Thai where dick is probably going through one of the shittiest times of his life#blockbuster dead#his circus burned#his apartment burned#traveling with his rapist#dissociating semi frequently#and he cuts himself off from a talking about his own issues to make sure Bruce is okay
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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)
nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-
#ganondoodles talks#ganondoodles rants#zelda#totk#im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean#the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone#then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns#all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL#what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even#can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at#like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch#and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel#just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again#i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game#bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently
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Guess who fell for another crackship again-
#they're so cut ngl#alastor gettin a harem damn he gets mor bitches than me 😭#nah jk i don like bitches they disappoint me#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin emily#hazbin sera#hazbin spoilers#??? if u can call this that#emily x alastor#alastor x emily#angelicsmile#radiojoy#thats the 2 names i saw for them anyway#my art
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one of these days I will fully articulate an essay on the costume design in the terror (for crozier specifically because I have so many brainworms about it) but it is not this day
#bro I just think it's super neat that his style of dress is distinctly stuff from about 10 even 20 years before the expedition set sail#and how that's a deliberate choice for the character because he's a broke ass bitch and wouldn't be able to afford new shit!!!!#it really speaks to his practicality!!! a lot of his stuff is mended!!! his shirt is more of an 1830's style than an 1840's style#(re: jfj's shirt that he wears when he's dying is more typical of a shirt made in the 1840's with that big pleated plaquet- vs crozier with#his shirt with a cut-out curved collar is more distinctively 1830's maybe even earlier)#also the stuff he was wearing in the sophia flashback was way more REGENCY than victorian#sorry. infinite brainworms about this all the time and always#and I love it now when costume designers get this kind of shit RIGHT and that you can actually SEE it)#francis crozier#the terror
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alright but jokes aside, wanna guess my favorite spiderverse character? X'D
doodled a bunch of stuff in my sketchbook, I do not have that many colors tho hahaha so it's all pretty limitted X)
#spiderverse#Across the spider verse#hobie brown#spider punk#meows morales#im obsessseddd with meows morales too hahaha hes kittyyyyyyy#art suplies used uuuh regular pencil/blue+red pencil/very oily yellow pencil(this bitch gets everything dirty tho ToT)#black ball pen/blue ball pen/red ball pen/green ball pen#also glue and some magazines and pieces of things i cut letters from#and a lil bit of sai2 to turn up the brightness of colors X) bc they look shit on photo :'0#that hobie with many arms in typical reigen style lol#i love drawing hands UwU#pavitr prabhakar#spider gwen#peter b parker#spot#my art
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Crookshanks should have been allowed to eat Peter as a treat.
#he deserved his little treat#crookshanks#he was ride or die for Sirius#ready to cut a bitch#and girl same
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movie, minute 3: look at ambrosius and ballister :) theyre in love :) isnt that sweet aren't they so cute together
movie, minute 6:
#s.txt#nimona spoilers#they really said lets get this out of the way first. you will sob. like a bitch.#god. TO SHREDS. HE CUT THAT THANG STRAIGHT OFF.
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Oops.
While learning to control his powers under the guidance of Clockwork, Danny accidentally curses his own bloodline with the Curse of Sentient Food several centuries in the past. Originally, a witch was supposed to curse his family. Oops. Well, the Fentons were always adapting, and technically, either way, he'd end up battling dino nuggets at three am in his underwear, no matter who the curse came from. So he shrugged and continued on.
Unfortunately, this also means that out of nowhere, the timeline shifted, and some of his very distant relatives are now battling their food into submission at every meal because Danny is ultimately way more powerful than some mortal witch from the 1600s. His version of the curse reached literally everyone he could ever be related to for the last few centuries. Even if they were adopted into the family!
So, returning to the present time after training, Danny is a little startled to see some news clips of people's dinners coming to life and beginning revolutions. Wow, John Fentonightingale really got around, didn't he? He felt a little uncomfortable that now all these random people had to deal with their share of Fenton luck, but from some of the interviews, everyone seemed to be handling it pretty well!
Especially his so-distant-they're-on-another-tree cousins, the Kents, who contacted his family directly, asking how best to prepare a zombie turkey. Their son was coming for Thanksgiving with his new wife and some coworkers, and they just refused to make the guests fight for their lives on a holiday!
They invited the Fentons to join them, of course.
#dpxdc#pondhead blurbs#sometimes i wonder where the fuck this stuff comes from#which snail is responsible for this#but if it wasn't clear danny curses his bloodline and fucks it up because of course he does#so literally every single relative he's ever had is now suffering directly from fenton luck and sentient food fights#ma and pa kent are the only ones who reach out for advice#how did they figure out the fentons were the source? like they'd tell you those are family secrets you nosey bitch#so now the fentons are invited to spend the holidays with their distant cousins in Kansas#and meet their adopted son clark! who was just married! :D#side note the timeline changed right as the cake was cut at clark's reception so that was interesting#they had to pay for so much dry cleaning#clark's coworkers (fellow jl members) are a little worried about the sentient food but so far it's not really a big issue?#they can definitely take time off for the holidays to relax!#and they totally won't get dragged on any interdimensional adventures with a dead teenage godling as their guide!#feel free to continue#idk how many kids bruce has when clark marries lois but feel free to just throw some in#like JL members and their kids#just toss them in and watch the kids go feral#fighting your food is enrichment <3
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inspired by the scene where Cat brings Jean seashells at the beach bc Jean’s old teammates trashing his little trinkets is OUT, and Jean’s new teammates adding to his collection is IN
#i can’t keep looking at this anymore bc i’m always going to find things i’m unhappy about w it#the amount of detail that was lost in compressing this… a moment of silence for jean’s freckles#he’s wearing my vision of the deep cut blue shirt#even tho that’s definitely not what he’s wearing in this scene LOL whoops#don’t compare this to other art i’ve posted bc the style is completely different#lmao#i’m usually a water color/acrylic paint on paper kind of bitch so digital art i just free ball it#i have no style#my boyfriend saw this as i was drawing it and said ‘is that percy jackson’#and i realized how ocean themed i made this#aftg#jean moreau#aftg art#tsc#tsc art#the sunshine court#my art
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Doing yaoi research on asoiaf fandom rn it's actually kinda surprising to me that joffrey/robb isn't really a thing I feel like that's obvious toxic yaoi material...like not saying I ship it or anything but it feels like a no brainer...if this was a more yaoi oriented fandom I feel like it'd be a thing
#.txt#like dog/cat blonde/brunette (in the show) buff/twink dichotomy...basic yaoi right#also littlefinger/varys not being more popular is crazyyy that’s prime yaoi bait#peladophobia strikes again 😔#I've used ao3 more for seeing what kind of obscure fanfiction I can find then actually reading anything lol#I'll be like 'lol there's divine comedy yaoi that's funny' have a sensible chuckle then close the tab. i never actually read anything i fin#the amount of asoiaf yaoi gets almost cut in half when you exclude hotd btw lol#joffrey would be sooo yaoi coded if he wasn’t so annoying. like bitch ur scaring the hoes (fujoshis) by being unpleasant#I’m not saying I WANT him to be yaoified like look what happened to luke#I’m saying he looks like he would be#I swear I saw a yaoi protagonist that looked like him ages ago
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