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DC x DP Prompt *32*
This was the ninth- no.... tenths loop. He is eating his breakfast and he is dizzy again. Because Mom drugged his oatmeal, because Mom and Dad knew! Danny stood up from his chair and tried to leave the kitchen. (He knew it wouldn't work, it never worked) His eyes grew heavy and a few steps later he hit the ground.
He wakes up to the same gruesome picture as in the last nine loops. But Danny doesn't beg anymore. Or says anything. It hurts, but it's nothing he hasn't had felt before. It would only take them a week before they would destroy his core again and then everything would start anew. Maybe he could think of something better for next time.
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The last feeling he remembered was an all encompassing pain, as his Dad crushed his core. But he was at the breakfast table again, already feeling groggy. But maybe this time he could get help? He knew that he could fight the drugs for around ten minutes, as long as he didn't stand up.
So instead he got his phone out of his pocket. He knew that neither his sisters, nor his friends would be fast enough, he already tried them, but maybe someone else could be fast enough.
He opened Twitter and started to write a new post, ignoring his atrocious spelling in favor of getting as many information out as possible.
@theoneandonlyflash I'm kinda stuck in a time looop and my parents will koll me in about a werk they druged me so I'll be in they lab in a fee minotes. Pleaase helpp and fins me iin Amyt Park, Illnois. My name iss Dannyy Fentin
He was able to press send, before his vision would become to spotty. Now he just needed to hope that the fastest man alive would be able to help him. Danny's head fell on the table.
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It was the eleventh time he woke up to the same scene and this time he couldn't do anything against his tears. He would die again... and again and again...
Danny's spiraling thought were interrupted by the basement door, that had hit the wall. This was new!
#skylers prompts#dcxdp#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc#don't tag the danny phantom fandom#the flash#barry allen#wally west#Wich ever one you prefer#Danny is stuck in a loop#His parents found out and vivisected him#They destroy his Core#He is back a week before his Core destruction#10 minutes before they take him down to the lap#This happens around ten times without him finding a solution#He finally thinks of something that might work#He @ The Flash on Twitter and begs for help#His parents have him cut open again#but this time someone comes for him#I'm back bitches!#sorry life was a little chaotic#my daughter learned to walk and too sleep in her own bed
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GET THESE BITCHES A ROOM
#god these past few chapters really reminded me how feral yoojin is#hes not holding back the s-classes they are all holding HIM back and LOSING#GET THIS MAN LOCKED DOWN STAT#[lowkey spoilers ahead->]#BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK HE JUST JUMP SHJ AND START PULLING HIS HAIR LIKE THAT OUT THE BLUE CALM DOWN GIRL#I KNOW WE FACING ANOTHER BREAK UP ARC BUT PLEASE CALM DOWN YOU’RE SCARING THE KIDS AND SONG TAEWON#GIRL YOU ARE CUTTING YOUR HAVNDS ONTHAT S-CLASS HAIR ITS NOT WORTH IT PLEASE#everyone just panicking around him was the cherry on top too like 😭😭😭#they really all watching this tiny ass man pounce a man 2 meters tall and hanging on like an angry chihuahua#absolutely BEFUDDLED BECAUSE WHO TF DOES THAT 😭😭😭#HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT IN THIS SITUATION GIRL I WOULD BE LOST TOO 😭🙏🙏#WHATS FUCKED UP IS I SAW FANART FOR THAT SCENE AND THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE OR SOMETHING NAH IT’S CANON LIKE?????#whats absolutely wild is seeing the build up in yoojins thoughts being like#‘i should pull this bitch’s hair out- make him bald see what happens’ completely thinking the man is joking#before he fucking POUNCES LIKE AN ANGRY TINY DOG#FULL COMMITMENT AND EVERYTHING#CHAIN THIS BITCH UP PLEASE 😭🙏🙏#tsctir#jinjae#sctir#han yoojin#sung hyunjae#tsctir spoilers#also anyone who recognizes what i based that first image off of gets a gold star
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universal healthcare is not broken and anyone trying to convince you it is is delusional and a dckrider for big health insurance. yes there are wait times but waiting for care is Not the same as being denied care.
in america your physician prescribes care and an insurer can still cuck you out of it because someone across the continent who has never met you can say: doesn’t seem medically necessary. Leaving you to handle a bill that is wildly inflated by the same insurers that just denied you.
let me drill it through your head you can pay thousands a year in premiums and still end up sick and financially burdened for years by One incident. no insurance company is Avoiding going broke by denying claims. theyre doing it to profit off your misfortune and your illness. Because healthcare fundamentally does not cost the amount that they claim it to be.
#delete later#out of pocket rant#i hate these god awful takes on universal health care#and i hate this oh he killed a father#how many fathers do you think uhc let die be real with me#oh 8 billion is only 6% profit margin#bitch it could be 2 percent it could be a negative loss#this is me saying oh i resold a shoe for $60 after buying it for $50 when i also made it for 80 cents#i have been denied things like chest xrays and lung exams#i btw have had a chronic cough for 4+ years#in canada i got this done on the same fking day and results back within a month#there are indeed horror stories and on both sides of know ppl who died due to delayed diagnosis#and ppl who died bc they didnt even want the diagnosis it would have cost them too much#but robbing someone of the choice in my opinion is the worse of the two#putting someone in an impossible position like that is evil#this country love god so much better start praying u stay healthy bc thats the most important thing#also like those horror stories of wait times in the er#im gonna be real if u have severe stomach pain are actively bleeding heart attack or stroke#you will be seen asap#yes if unfortunately everyone around u that day decided to have a stroke or heart attack ur appendicitis will be punted down the line#this is a resource issue NOT a cost issue#this is a they also cut funding to nursing school and limited the number of ppl who can pursue medical degrees issue#not a we dont have privatized health care issue#bc ultimately u need a doctor to see u#not someones sister who is taking stabs at it#and every doctor is bound by the concept of time???#u still have to wait in america ur Charged for it also#and yall it doesn’t even have to be a Big incident#ur local urgent care might just be closed after 8pm and at 9pm u need stitches#or have severe stomach pains and just want it checked
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girl has got that harry du bois swag, complete with incongruous hat
#what skill buffs do we think the ballcap gives him?#since he's not got anything in the neck slot we can conclude that david tennant has a high enough inland empire stat to hear the tie#and took that bitch off hc he Did Not Vibe With It#and samesies; i did NOT fuck with the advice my tie was tryna give me and i cut that bitch out of my life on my first playthrough#running my mouth#david tennant#disco elysium#harry du bois
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he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger ༉‧₊˚.
#had to make a dan one too he looked soooo pretty in this video#if you cut your hair bitch i s2g#also sorry for the espresso lyrics im in a mood#dan and phil#dnp#phan#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#my gifs
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STACKEDextras ➙ Some sick, secret farewell tour
14.11 Damaged Goods Written by Davy Perez Directed by Phil Sgriccia Original Air Date: January 24, 2019
#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#donna hanscum#mary winchester#deanwinchesteredit#samwinchesteredit#deanedit#stackednatural#spn#spnedit#supernaturaledit#userbbelcher#cinemapix#filmtv#dailyflicks#tvedit#tvgifs#becauseofthebowties#userelm#altarofrowena#tusersana#userknights#deancaskiss#userrlaura#14x11#i cut that donna hug down from 25mb#he held on TIGHT#anyway im catching up to the stack so im takin a break only for deans bday then im GONNA FINISH THIS BITCH#and im gonna try my fuckest to stay on track so maybe no more extras unless absolutely necessary
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Transcript:
Look at this shit, bestie.
I warned you. I warned you not to blow all your bits and look at you now.
Having to MOOCH off your fellow chatter.
You make me sick.
It’s people like you that make the city of Toronto’s handling of the homeless look correct.
I’m about to install a spiked bench in this stream!
I’m gonna throw up.
Don’t talk to me again until you have some change in your pocket.
The church demands a tithe.
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Ah, the natural conclusion of any Twitch stream.
*vineboom*
A class war.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#after 'the church demands a tithe' he said bitch in a very unsure way but i cut it out#let him have his dom moment#click the source if you wanna hear it
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@animeomegas This post crossed my dash and I immediately thought of you with cockblock sasuke headcanons haha. Itachi might be exasperated at worst and desperately horny at best during that time, thinking he understands and Sasuke will too when he's older. But I love the idea of Itachi who is sorely mistaken, has pups by the time Sasuke is courting, and is just like this. Suddenly extremely concerned for Sasuke's modesty, "are they making you wear that?" when Sasuke wears something revealing, tries to be nice because he knows Sasuke wouldn't accept someone he's not already serious about, but Itachi's eye is sort of twitching and his alpha has their second child in their arms and are staring at him like "are you okay?" when they have a second alone at a family dinner. He realizes Sasuke might be having extramarital sex and accidentally squeezes a chicken too hard when he's carrying it around in the garden and gets screamed at by a hen - not like Itachi didn't also, but Itachi was already practically married by then! and is his stupid cute little brother being safe? is it possible to be sneaky about taking him to the doctor to get checked out?
Itachi might be a little insufferable during Sasuke's teenage emo/goth rebellion too. Like he learns how to make clothes specifically because he knows Sasuke will wear anything Itachi gets him and they're all cute bulky sweaters or comfortable traditional robes. Sasuke mostly wears them around his house or when he's visiting Itachi, but it lets Itachi delude himself into some semblance of imagining Sasuke dresses like that most of the time instead of being bare chest out in the streets.
Ooh! and maybe part of Sasuke's courting story is running into his future alpha on the way back to his family's home from Itachi's house and he gets flustered and embarrassed at how obviously adorable they find him in sweater paws instead of his current off-both-shoulders, no juban, open-down-to-the-navel uniform.
#itachi's alpha would find this behavior hilarious#i think they have less sympathy for sasuke#and get back at him a leeetle bit#“oh sasuke your brother made you such a nice sweater. he knitted for weeks! don't forget to wear it” with a shit-eating grin#while sasuke is like -_- i am going on a mission and then to the club#itach: "not dressed like that. it's cold (loops a sweater around sasuke's head)#and you'll catch a chill (finds a cape somewhere)#and you'll give otou-san a heart attack (they both pause)#all the layers come off and sasuke wins this round#much to itachi's alpha's disappointment#this is also not a commentary on modesty lol#but Itachi grew up in a more conservative era of his whole family#and i honestly think he hated several of the people and ways they looked at him when he was sasuke's age#so itachi's choice was to mostly wear standard shinobi clothes or jackets or rather baggy clothes most of the time#or at least stuff that covered quite a bit of skin and his neck#vs Sasuke who will cut a bitch for looking at him crossways and has the family to back him up in an everyone lives au#so he personally is less concerned. when they're older they might sit down and talk about this a bit#just about what Itachi went through when he was in anbu. like they start with joking about it and then Sasuke gets a whole new kind of angr#when he finds out about the bullying and harassment Itachi went through behind the praise their father heaped on him#whoops this spiralled out of control#oh well#naruto#uchiha itachi#uchiha sasuke#from the margins#yelling across the chasm
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leo doing the "they don't love you like how i love you" dance cuz he'd probably do it for the trend
#leo cutting it off at they dont love you bc hes a bitch /hj#tokyo debunker#tdb#leo kurosagi#tokyo debunker leo#anon ask#answered
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Alfred calls Dick to check in after losing track of him for several days. Dick begins to tell Alfred that he doesn’t know what to do but interrupts himself in a panic about Bruce needing his help. Alfred assures him Bruce is fine and tells dick he’s worried about him (Batman: The 12-Cent Adventure #1)
#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#war games#dick and Alfred#alfred pennyworth#dick and Bruce#Catalina Flores#oooo I fucking hate this bitch#Bruce Wayne#I feel like it’s important for everyone to know that the panel right before this was talking about how loyal dick is to Batman#and then it cuts to Thai where dick is probably going through one of the shittiest times of his life#blockbuster dead#his circus burned#his apartment burned#traveling with his rapist#dissociating semi frequently#and he cuts himself off from a talking about his own issues to make sure Bruce is okay
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I made this like a month or so ago and never posted it cuz it was a digital painting practice and I kind of hate it….
but also a new friendlocke anime episode is out and I felt like I should release this horror onto the world.
#friendlocke#saltydkdan friendlocke#friendlocke peppy#friendlocke violet#friendlocke season 3#lemonade#i’m so sorry#no bitches?#I shouldn’t have done this#I’m constantly going between liking it and regretting making it#Truly the bowl cut of all time#my pepper boy#why did I do him like this?#but also very in character for him#Does he even have a character????#my art#my artwork#…
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Jude babe your overprotective streak is showing 💜
#ikemen villains#ikevil#ikevil jude#ikemen villains spoilers#ikevil spoilers#unf the way i love this scene#Jude's level of just THINK AGAIN BITCH#the ruse of needing her to be seen as his girl is long up#and he's still about to cut a bitch for threatening her
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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)
nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-
#ganondoodles talks#ganondoodles rants#zelda#totk#im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean#the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone#then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns#all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL#what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even#can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at#like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch#and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel#just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again#i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game#bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently
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Guess who fell for another crackship again-
#they're so cut ngl#alastor gettin a harem damn he gets mor bitches than me 😭#nah jk i don like bitches they disappoint me#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin emily#hazbin sera#hazbin spoilers#??? if u can call this that#emily x alastor#alastor x emily#angelicsmile#radiojoy#thats the 2 names i saw for them anyway#my art
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one of these days I will fully articulate an essay on the costume design in the terror (for crozier specifically because I have so many brainworms about it) but it is not this day
#bro I just think it's super neat that his style of dress is distinctly stuff from about 10 even 20 years before the expedition set sail#and how that's a deliberate choice for the character because he's a broke ass bitch and wouldn't be able to afford new shit!!!!#it really speaks to his practicality!!! a lot of his stuff is mended!!! his shirt is more of an 1830's style than an 1840's style#(re: jfj's shirt that he wears when he's dying is more typical of a shirt made in the 1840's with that big pleated plaquet- vs crozier with#his shirt with a cut-out curved collar is more distinctively 1830's maybe even earlier)#also the stuff he was wearing in the sophia flashback was way more REGENCY than victorian#sorry. infinite brainworms about this all the time and always#and I love it now when costume designers get this kind of shit RIGHT and that you can actually SEE it)#francis crozier#the terror
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alright but jokes aside, wanna guess my favorite spiderverse character? X'D
doodled a bunch of stuff in my sketchbook, I do not have that many colors tho hahaha so it's all pretty limitted X)
#spiderverse#Across the spider verse#hobie brown#spider punk#meows morales#im obsessseddd with meows morales too hahaha hes kittyyyyyyy#art suplies used uuuh regular pencil/blue+red pencil/very oily yellow pencil(this bitch gets everything dirty tho ToT)#black ball pen/blue ball pen/red ball pen/green ball pen#also glue and some magazines and pieces of things i cut letters from#and a lil bit of sai2 to turn up the brightness of colors X) bc they look shit on photo :'0#that hobie with many arms in typical reigen style lol#i love drawing hands UwU#pavitr prabhakar#spider gwen#peter b parker#spot#my art
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