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200 Brooklyn 99 Prompts

Rosa

1 “Talk to him, that's what friends do.” “Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.” “That's your plan for dealing with this?” “That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.”

2 “I'm already seeing somebody, NAME.” “Oh, and just like that, things got interesting.” “And just like that, I left.”

3 “NAME is even wearing his/her formal leather jacket.” “It's the one without any blood on it.”

4 “Right, that's the guy/girl you said the lame stuff about. Like he’s/she's a good listener.” “Sorry, what do you look for in a guy/girl?” “Real stuff, like the shape of his/her ass.”

5 “Sorry I'm late. I had to go back to the deli and return my Everything Bagel. In what world does everything not include beef jerky?” “All of them.”

6 “He/She also likes to look up recipes online and go, "Who's got the time?"

7 “Thank you, NAME. Your entire life is garbage.”

8 “NAME , tell us about your family.” “I have one.”

9 “Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.”

10 “I am dating his/her nephew/niece. Now we are hanging out on weekends. What is next? Oh! Small talk.”

11 “Wait, is that a smile I see?” “Possibly. My immune system is too weak to fight off my smile muscles.”

12 “Whoa, what happened? You know what, forget it. I'll just read NAME’s notes.”

13 “NAME? Are you stuck in there?” “No, I'm in here by choice.” “Oh, 'cause I hear some banging noises as if someone was struggling to open the door.” “No. That was the pipes.” “Or, is it the sound of you learning how to ask for help? You know, you can't spell ‘independent’ without ‘dependent.’” “And you can't spell ‘Go [bleep] yourself’ without ‘[bleep] you.’”

14 “I've said "excuse me" more times this morning than I have in my entire life. Twice!”

15 “Oh, nothing better after a long shift than coming to BAR NAME. It's like Cheers, where everybody knows your name.” “A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You're describing hell.”

16 “So, what is this? Casual, serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.”

17 “NAME and I broke up. He/She ate soup too much.” “What, like every day?” “It happened twice.”

18 “So, what are you drinking?” “I'll have a margarita. But, like, a skinny margarita. So, like, tequila, lime, and a tiny splash of agave.” “Mm. I refuse to order that.”

19 “What are you looking all wistful about?” “Just thinking, about relationships and love, and how I'm way better at them than I thought I'd be. Should I do a TED Talk on it?” “Doesn't seem any dumber than all the other TED Talks.”

20 “Why didn't you tell me? I had no idea things were getting that serious.” “Yeah, it's very embarrassing having feelings.”

21 “So are you bringing someone to the wedding?” “No, I'm taking a break from dating for a while.” “What?” “I'm sick of asking people how many siblings they have. Oh, is it somewhere between zero and two? How fascinating.”

22 “I grew a goatee and it looks amazing, and I know you can see it.” “Of course we can see it, NAME. It's horrible.”

23 “It feels like you're being a little harsh.” “Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.”

24 “Are your senses heightened?” “I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.”

25 “You're what sneezes are!”

26 “Seriously, you guys should stand up once in a while. You know, for your hearts.”

27 “NAME, this is dumb. I'm just gonna go.” “No, no, no. You promised me more time. I still have seven minutes.” “I really don't want to miss my flight, and I cannot physically stand the way that room smells anymore.” “Just breathe through your mouth.”

28 “You know, some people say, ‘Mo money, mo problems,’ but those people are idiots. Money's amazing.”

29 “Dude, just admit you ruined everything and turned our lives into a living hell. No biggie.”

30 “We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning, so if you throw up, you're disqualified.” “I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.”

Jake

31 “I also have a hairline fracture in my thumb. Mankind's least important finger, am I right?”

32 “I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.”

33 “How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?” “Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.” “Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?”

34 “So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.” “Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?” “Breakfast burrito, but yeah.” “I pity your dentist.” “Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.”

35 “I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That's crazy. I'm fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.”

36 “Rules are made to be broken.” “They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.” “Uh, piñatas.” “Glow sticks.” “Karate boards.” “Spaghetti when you have a small pot.” “Rules.”

37 “Hey, can I ask you something?” “Mm-hmm.” “If the toilets drain into the ocean, does that mean a tiny shark could swim up and bite me in the butt?” “No, not at all.” “Psh, lame.”

38 “NAME, super important question. Which one of these shirts should I wear to dinner with your dad/mom tonight?” “Those are exactly the same.” “I have a signature look, NAME.”

39 “Hello, good sir, I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please.” “That will be $1,600.” “Great, I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.”

40 “I am straight-up depressed. NAME’s been doing her best to cheer me up. He/She gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.” “Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher.” “I know, it's so hot.”

41 “Wait. Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face. Someone died. No! You won a prize. I'm not getting better at this.”

42 “What is the bandwidth on the wifi here? We have much content to stream.”

43 “Oh, you sweaty, chair-spinning morons. You're gonna get us out of here.”

44 “Sir, I think I speak for all of us when —“ “He/She doesn't.” “He/She doesn't.”

45 “So, your brother/sister's a bit of a nightmare.” “I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, he’s/she's a daymare.” “Those are so much scarier.” “Yeah.”

46 “Look, NAME, I burnt two hundred calories.” “That's your heart rate.” “Yeah, that checks out.”

47 “I don't slump, people. I opposite of slump. I pmuls. That's slump backwards and it's what I do. I pmuls all over this bitch.”

48 “Excuse me. We were just looking for a place to —“ “Boink.” “Yes, boink. That's my preferred term for it, too.”

49 “Thank you for doing this. I love you.” “Noice. Smort. I love you too.”

50 “Adult parties? I believe they're called orgies.”

51 “I have a sexy voice!

Champagne.

Mountain range.

Hugs.”

52 “Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?” “Yes.”

53 “NAME, you're smiling. It's very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.”

54 “You look happy. Let me guess. Your egg sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free.” “No. Can you do that? Why doesn't everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?” “I was trying to insult you.” “And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!”

55 “So, we gonna talk about what happened back there? I haven't seen someone cry that much since NAME heard they were remaking ‘First Wives Club.’”

56 “Hey, there, NAME. Everything okay?” “No, I'm having a meltdown.” “Props. That was amazing.” “Thanks. It was a lot of work.”

57 “Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time. But then I'm like ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever’.”

58 “Ahh, babe, this is so nice. There are hot stones on our butts for no reason.” “Not on mine. My butt stones keep falling off, because I'm so tense about NAME being here and ruining everything.”

59 “Okay, don't shoot! That's how people get shot.”

60 “Rule number 3: Let's not have sex right away.” “Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. Good rule. No sex. Good rule.”

Charles

61 “Okay, but I thought since you were in charge, maybe I could be your right hand man? Your Tinker Bell?” “Tinker Bell?” “Let me tell you something about Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell is a loyal lieutenant and a real thorn in the side of Captain Hook.”

62 “NAME, why don't you show Danger what a fax machine is.” “Okay. Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.”

63 “Hey, NAME, are you ready to go streaking?” “What?” “That's what my dad/mom and I called getting blonde streaks in your hair. We used to do it to our ponytails on road trips. You just take a little lemon up top, and let the sun do the rest. We called it giving each other road head.” “You just said you called it going streaking.” “It had a couple names.”

64 “So we have good news, and we have bad news.” “My Nana always said, ‘Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie.’ Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.”

65 “What about me? What if something happens to NAME, and he never gets to meet my baby? I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met NAME.”

66 “Oh, you're right. I'm gonna tell him/her. It might not be today. It might not be tomorrow. It definitely won't be later than tomorrow. So pretty much today or tomorrow then.”

67 “No! I was eavesdropping. I'm always eavesdropping.” “I don't like it.” “Look, I didn't spend the last seven years watching your love ripen, only to have it sullied by a city hall wedding. You're getting married right here, right now.”

68 “I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like him/her a little bit.” “You doodled your wedding invitation.” “No, that's our joint tombstone.” “My mistake.”

69 “How many times have I smacked you in your face?” “Lost count.” “And you still have no fear of me.” “I'm trying to read your womb vibe.” “Exactly. Knock it off.”

70 “Okay, first of all, NAME, you look amazing. Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon with Nikki, for you, under the name Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada. I had fun with the name.” “Clearly.”

71 “He’s/She's got a type, which is really any one but you.” “Yeah, that was my ex-husband/ex-wife's type, too.”

72 “Sexy train is leaving the station. Check out this caboose. Later, sluts.”

73 “I can't wait to see you, my luscious little breakfast quiche. I just want to draw you a bubble bath and spoon-feed you caviar. I think we should open up a joint checking account. I love you. [pause] What am I doing?” “It's okay. I hung up right after ‘Chucklebunny’.” “Help me. I've gone Full NAME.”

74 “Do you desire a crispen potato?” “Oh, don't mind if I do-ble. Wait a minute. Crispen potato. Why are you fancy talking.” “How dare you, sir/madam. I speak the common tongue.” “There it is again. You only do that when you're lying or hiding something.” “Hiding? Ha. Pish-posh.”

75 “Hey, donut holes. Don't mind if I do. Eurgh! Fish? Fish donuts, NAME? What is wrong with you?” “It's takoyaki. I'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls.”

76 “Put on a T-shirt for all I care. It doesn't matter what you wear.” “Of course it matters. He has to wear the smaller checks. Big checks wash him out. Where are you, NAME?”

77 “Ooh, if they have your phone, we can track where they're going. I have ‘Find My Phone’ set up to track you. What? I do that for all my friends, not just you.” “Show me.” “There's no time!”

78 “You okay?” “Yeah, no burns. The doctor said I was lucky my body was so damp.”

79 “You guys have been down here for two hours. What, did you have sex forty times?”

80 “What? You don't need closet space. You have, like, one outfit.”

81 “You just graduated pie school, bitches. [pause] Sorry I said bitches, I'm just really worked up.”

82 “So, I know you're NAME’s best friend, and —“ “Did he/she say that? Did you get that on tape?” “No.” “No, he/she didn't say that or no, you didn't get it on tape? Doesn't matter. Either way, you screwed up big time.”

83 “What you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.”

84 “That's right. Boom. Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”

85 “No, there's no one in my life. [wink] Sort of a sad thing to wink about, I realize now.”

86 “NAME! Were you dreaming about NAME again?” “Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!”

87 “You used all the touching time, NAME. I get 100% of the goodbye touching time. 100%.”

88 “Do you wanna know why he/she went out with him/her and not you?” “Yeah.” “Because he/she actually asked him/her out.”

89 “NAME, will you taste this batter?” “Mm-hmm. Hmm. I think it's a little off.” “You know what's off? Your mouth! Why NAME lets your stupid tongue anywhere near him/her I'll never know. Nope, I forgot the sugar. That's on me.”

90 “There's no need for NAME to see me unleash the beast.”

Captain Holt

91 “Look at you. Always working. What happened to my fun big/little brother/sister?” “Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.”

92 “It's the most fun day of the year. Something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.” “Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.”

93 “Sticks and stones, NAME.” “Describing your breakfast?”

94 “NAME, how are you feeling?” “Better today. I even managed to eat some plain toast this morning.” “Smart. Something bland.” “That's my favorite breakfast.”

95 “Joining us for lunch, Sir?” “Oh, no, I've already consumed the required calories for this day period.” “Yummy.”

96 “You all right, NAME? Tough weekend?” “I went to Barbados with my husband/wife. We wove hats out of palm fronds and swam with the stingrays. I've never been happier.”

97 “Maybe I should wing it. Love, it sustains you. It's like oatmeal.” “Okay. Okay. Not bad for winging it.” “I lied. Took me two hours to write that.”

98 “I do not have a problem. If I want to play Kwazy Cupcakes, I will play Kwazy Cupcakes. Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger, but I think I've made my feelings clear.”

99 “This place is so romantic.” “Yeah, and so intimate.” “Don't worry. I'm not listening to you. I'm just thinking about how this sea bass is cold but not as cold and cruel as the hands of fate that have thrust my entire life into darkness.” “Ah, damn it. I just ordered the sea bass.”

100 “Yeah, and your new shirt is very aggressive and confusing. Is the pineapple the slut, or is it calling someone else a slut?” “Clearly the pineapple is the slut.” “Huh.”

101 “Oh, I've caused a problem. I think I am getting a text message. Bloop. Ah, there it is.”

102 “So nice of you to greet us, NAME. I thought surely you'd still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.”

103 “So, do you NAME --“ “Yes.” “And do you --“ “Yes. Yes. We do. We're married.”

104 “I mean, don't people call you NAME?” “How dare you.”

105 “So you lied to me? Out of pity. You pity me.” “I wouldn't put it that way.” “I would. I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I'm gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, oh, you are in for it.”

106 “Look at that. You've helped me find my smile.”

107 “Huh. Meat from the street. Sounds like a fun treat. Hah. I'm a poet and ... I didn't even know I was rhyming those words. But it happened anyway.”

108 “Oh, look at that. An alert. I'm probably trending already. What? My account has been deactivated?” “Twitter thinks you're a bot.” “Why? I am a human. I am a human male/female.”

109 “Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.” “Call me the devil, NAME? How original.” “Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.”

110 “NAME! I'm coming with you.” “Thank you, NAME.” “I'm also coming.” “Not necessary.”

111 “Spot checks are done. Needless to say I'm thoroughly underwhelmed.” “Huh. From your expression, I would have guessed constipated. Or chilly.”

112 “NAME, you have a pretty low bar for what you consider drama. Once, I used an exclamation point in a email. You called me Diana Ross.” “I assure you, in this case, I do not exaggerate.”

113 “I know they say it's not good to have a TV in the bedroom. Which is why I don't.”

114 “NAME, did you just laugh?” “Uproariously.”

115 “You know when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them?” “Yes, I know.”

116 “And what do you hope to get out of this, NAME? Let me guess revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister?”

117 “It was a good game though for a dumbass.” Okay, you're kinda overusing that one. Maybe switch it up a little bit.” “Oh, good note. You dick.” “That landed good.”

118 “Dancing over. Situation defused.” “No!”

119 “All right, NAME, I'm sick of you wasting time. So, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants and I'm sitting in my underwear. Happy?”

120 “You found me. Drinking seltzer in the shadows.”

Gina

121 “It's a sloppy Jessica. Mac n cheese, chili, pizza on a bun. Its everything I've wanted to eat for the last 48 hours.” “What happened? I thought you were gonna 'last forever bitches.'” “Turns out I gave up easy. You hear that bitches? I gave up so easy.”

122 “If NAME had a twin, he/she would have eaten him/her in the womb.”

123 “Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out. I got to go.” “Aren't you forgetting something?” [person a gives Person b a kiss on the forehead] “Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?”

124 “The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”

125 “All right, gang. Diet day 4. How's everyone holding up?” “Honestly, I'm going to last forever. You hear that bitches? I'm gonna last forever.”

126 “If I die, turn my tweets into a book!”

127 “The only reason I didn't tell you is I don't value you as people, so why be honest?”

128 “Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.”

129 “I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at.” “What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it.”

130 “Click. I just captured the exact moment you realized you had failed. I guess we all got something out of this.”

131 “It's so addictive, right? I play so much that when I close my eyes at night, I just see cupcakes instead of my normal dizzying array of flashing lights.”

132 “Forget your ex with meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.”

133 “NAME. NAME. NAME, I screwed up, big time.” “NAME, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.”

134 “So, talk to me, goose. How are we looking?” “Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.”

135 “Give me the ring.” “You sound like Gollum.” “That means nothing to me. I don't see those movies, I'm too pretty.”

136 “Oh no, six drink NAME isn't fun. He’s/She's just sad. Damn it!”

137 “I never have second thoughts. That's the luxury of having great first thoughts.”

138 “Ugh, constantly getting NAME’s approval is the worst.” “Yes. I can only imagine.”

139 “You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone.”

140 “This just might work out after all.” “You're damn right it will, 'cause we're a ragtag, scrappity, fart-dumb, moron parade, smart-ass team!”

141 “Okay, NAME, stop freaking out. I have the day off. I can step in and help.” “Yeah, me too. I'm not off, but I come and go as I please. It's part of my charm. I'm like an outdoor cat.”

142 “Gina, please keep an eye on NAME today. He's/She’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself/herself punched.” “Sure, I'd love to see NAME get punched.” “Try again.” “I will stop NAME from getting punched.” “Correct.”

143 “Oh, I want him/her out. But I'm too scared to tell him/her. “ “All right, listen. I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on —“ “Mm-hmm.”

144 “What are you creeps doing? You made me look away from my phone. You better pray I didn't miss a text.” “In the two seconds you looked away?” “Seventeen texts. All of them important.”

145 “What is my favorite soup?” “Chicken noodle.” “Potato leek.” “Corn frickin' noodle. I mean, chowder, damn it.” “You're all wrong. I've never had soup.” “Don't bother. They all suck.”

146 “Okay, so that plumber was useless. But we are two smart and capable people who can definitely figure out how to fix a toilet.” “Of course we can. The internet will tell us what to do. She always does.”

147 “It's crazy how much he/she flirts with me.”

148 “Good morning.” “For whom?” “For you-m.”

149 “So he/she didn't say what happened, which can only mean one thing.” “He's/She’s in a fight club.”

150 “What's up? How can I help?” “Well, when I was a kid, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. This clip and I went all around the world together the Shire, Sweet Valley High, Terabithia.” “But never to a friend's house, huh?” “Uncalled for.”

Amy

151 “That stuff with us is in the past. We talked about that.” “I know, but that was before you saw me in this dope ass tux. I mean you must be freaking out.” “Oh, I really am. I'm really into rented clothes. I love how many butts have been in them.”

152 “You know, we're birds of a feather, you and I.” “I hate cliches.” “Cliches are the worst.”

153 “And now I don't know what to do.” “I think you do know what to do.” “Thanks, NAME.” [leaves the room] “I have no idea what he’s/she's gonna do but that's the safest way to give NAME advice.” “Yep.”

154 “Insult me all you want, for I have only this to say —“ “Victory shall be mine!” “I heard you practicing in the shower. You can't surprise me. Letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made.” “Cool, fun take on our relationship.”

155 “NAME, where you at?” “Four drinks.�� “What's four-drink NAME again?” “Why don't you come over here and find out?” “Right, Horny NAME”

156 “I'm sorry. We only excluded you because you're kind of an over-texter.” “Over-texter? That's not even a thing.” “Oh really? So you don't remember the time you sent 97 unanswered texts in a five-minute span?” “My phone vibrated itself off the desk. I think it was committing suicide.”

157 “What the hell? I used NAME's exact recipe. I know I'm not a great cook, but I love following instructions.”

158 “What's going on? Is this a dream? No, I'm not holding a label maker.”

159 “My power went out last night and my alarm didn't go off.” “Your alarm is power dependent? You brought this on yourself, son.”

160 “I'd also like to apologize for my friend. His /Her parents didn't give him/her enough attention.”

161 “I'm in! A bet which improves someone's manners? Double score.”

162 “He’s/She's scared.” “He’s/She's not scared. With all due respect, NAME, NAME has no feelings.”

163 “I'm so cold even my fiery dance moves aren't keeping me warm.”

164 “I'm sorry. I tried to be myself and they hated it.”

165 “All right, someone's gotta go out there and kill that feathery bastard. NAME, you're always looking for an excuse to behead something.”

Sergeant Jeffords

166 “It was like taking candy from a baby.” “Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!”

167 “I was raised on disco. Little NAME loved to hustle.”

168 “Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?” [Scoffs] “No.” “Lie.” “All right, fine, she is. She makes me feel things.” “She makes all of us feel things!”

169 “Urgh, what's in these?” “Potatoes, butter, a little milk. Oh, and I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda.” “Why wouldn't you? They're both white powders. Of course they're interchangeable.” “Yeah.”

170 “I warned you against using donuts. They're my trigger food.”

171 “Hey, NAME, you know how you're really good at doodling?” “I know you think you're complimenting me, but calling them doodles is an insult. You a big fan of Picasso's doodles?”

172 “Your tone's braggy but your words are real sad.”

173 “See, NAME? Tough love works.” “Damn it! NAME proved the wrong point.”

174 “Now, be respectful and grieve your asses off.” “I don't know why this is happening.” “NAME, I love it. Everyone follow his/her lead!”

175 “Everything's spoiled. My lunch is ruined. My chicken, my potatoes, pasta, my meatballs, ham, my yogurt.” “Wow, that's a lot of yogurt.” “I love yogurt.”

176 “Kind of seemed like you were gonna get up and leave after saying all that.” “I was, but I think I hear NAME.”

177 “You better look cute in this picture, or no one's gonna want you. Do something with your damn paws!”

178 “My tolerance has really changed since I had kids!”

179 “I'm hungry!” “Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack is filled with granola.” “Mmm! Loose granola.” “I don't want fanny granola! I want steaks and whiskey!”

180 “You probably can't tell, but I'm flexing my brain like crazy right now.”

181 “What's that smell? That's lavender. NAME loves lavender.”

182 “Okay. Excuse me. Can we please eat? My body is starting to digest itself. NAME needs nutrients!”

183 “Don't look at me. NAME wastes all that time building muscles, make him do it.” “Oh, come on, you all know these are just for show.”

184 “Sorry? You bumbling son of a bitch. You just ruined my life. I hope you get hit by a truck and a dog takes a dump on your face.” “Nothing to see here. Just a little hypoglycaemic rage. Move along.”

185 “I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!”

Hitchcock

186 “NAME, why do you have your shirt off?” “Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.”

187 “What bet? What are you guys talking about?” “Seriously? The bet? They've been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doing all day?!” “Nothing. Why, you want to hang out?”

188 “So you just want us to lie on the ground and do nothing like a bunch of losers?” “Yes, precisely.” “No!” “Jackpot!”

189 “I don't like it. Something stinks.” “Well, I'm sorry, but I refuse to mask my natural musk with a bunch of chemicals.”

190 “My God. NAME, are you the only person still making sense?” “Yeah. It's bad.”

191 “All right, food is ready, decorations are set, guests should start arriving any moment, and the chairs are still perfection.” “He/She said they're perfection. I'm so proud of you, buddy.” “It was you. You made this happen.”

192 “Who do you think it's gonna be?” “I've no idea.” “I bet it's me. I just hope I'm ready.”

193 “Okay, look, this was maybe a weird way to start the night, but the good news is, we can still make our dinner reservation and no one got hurt.” “Actually, I cut myself real bad.” “Of course you did.”

Scully

194 “Oh, so your plan is to not take this seriously at all?” “Oh, I am as serious as a heart attack. No offense, NAME.” “Nah. Mine are never that serious. I call 'em ‘oopsies’.”

195 “I miss my home chair.” “You miss a chair?”

196 “Are those thumbtacks? What the hell, NAME?” “I thought they'd make good confetti.” “Why?”

197 “All right, anyone else have questions? NAME, NAME, you've been weirdly silent.” “We didn't want to say anything that would get us uninvited.”

198 “Okay, first of all, I want to say that this was one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make. There is so much talent in this room.” “Just tell us, bitch. Act as if you already have the role.”

199 “I'll be back. Don't move.” “Not a problem. I hate moving.”

200 “Where should we begin? Do you have any experience with puzzles?” “Yes. I've never solved one.”

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It logged 13 weeks in the top 10 - the longest stay by any single in the nearly five-year period between The Beatles‘ “Hey Jude” (14 weeks in 1968) and Marvin Gaye‘s “Let’s Get It On” (13 weeks in 1973). “Raindrops” also has a strong bridge (“But there’s one thing I know/ The blues they sent to meet me won’t defeat me/ It won’t be long ’til happiness steps up to greet me”) – later echoed by a trumpet solo following the same tune - which provided vital variation in a song mostly built around a simple, sing-songy melody. Bacharach, a notorious perfectionist, asked Thomas to record seven takes before he was satisfied with the vocal for the film version.įor the single version, Bacharach added a snazzy, 30-second instrumental outro which introduced some rhythmic tension and made the song a better fit for top 40 playlists of the era. Thomas was recovering from a bout of laryngitis in 1969 when he recorded the soundtrack version of “Raindrops.” As a result, his vocal is a bit raspier and huskier than it was on the single version he recorded weeks later. Thomas, who was 28 when he recorded the song that made him a household name, died on May 29 at age 78 from complications due to stage four lung cancer. His easygoing style fused pop, country and folk in a way that made it perfect for this plucky, folksy tune. In all likelihood, no one would have done a better job on the song than Thomas. 1s of his own in the ’70s, with his “Everything Is Beautiful” reaching the top spot later in 1970.)īut songs often seem to wind up where they’re meant to. (Not Stevens’ smartest career move - though he still would go on to score a pair of Hot 100 No. They had approached Ray Stevens, who passed on the song. Thomas, who had previously reached the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 with “Hooked on a Feeling” and a cover version of Hank Williams’ “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry,” wasn’t Bacharach and David’s first choice to perform the song. Thomas' Biggest Billboard Hits: 'Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head' & More You can hear the gentle philosophizing of “Raindrops” – sure, things are bad right now, but I refuse to get stuck here – in such future Hot 100-toppers as Neil Diamond’s “Song Sung Blue” and Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day.”ī.J.

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But it may have been their most universal, a song that everybody who has ever had a bad day or a rough patch could relate to.ĭavid’s lyric has a dash of whimsical humor (“So, I just did me some talkin’ to the sun/ And I said I didn’t like the way he got things done/ Sleepin’ on the job”) and a lot of philosophical wisdom (“Crying’s not for me/’Cause I’m never gonna stop the rain by complainin’”), with Thomas’ delivery landing gently on each word like the titular droplets. “Raindrops…” was hardly the most sophisticated song that Burt Bacharach and Hal David - the duo who’d penned many of the most pristine and affecting pop songs of the late ’50s and ’60s, including most of Dionne Warwick’s signature smashes - ever wrote. Thomas, 'Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head' Singer, Dies at 78 “At the time, it seemed like a dumb idea. “When the film was released, I was highly critical - how did the song fit with the film? There was no rain,” Redford told USA Today in 2019, a half-century later. Good thing the film’s director, George Roy Hill, didn’t listen to one of his film’s stars (and a future director of note), who wasn’t sure the song made sense in the film. Thomas’ “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head” was the right song at the right time in the right film – the 1969 Paul Newman/Robert Redford blockbuster Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 1, the enduring optimist’s anthem “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head.”ī.J. Thomas with a look at his first Hot 100 No. 1 single - by taking an extended look back at the chart-topping songs that made them part of this exclusive club.

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1 is a Billboard series that pays special tribute to the recently deceased artists who achieved the highest honor our charts have to offer - a Billboard Hot 100 No.

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seductivejellyfish · 7 years ago

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85 truths tag

i was tagged by @fangirlinglikemad

— rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

• Last:

1. Drink - water

2. Phone call - I think EF but honestly have no clue. Possibly my mom

3. Text message - “How’re ya doing” (last one sent by me)

4. Song you listened to - Waka Waka (while teaching it as an Israeli dance lol)

5. Time you cried - uhhhh idk recently

• Ever:

6. Dated someone twice - nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - yep

8. Been cheated on - nope

9. Lost someone special - yeah

10. Been depressed - lol

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - no

• Fave colours:

12. blue

13. purple

14. Yellow sometimes

• In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends - yes

16. Fallen out of love - I don’t think in the last year

17. Laughed until you cried - yeah

18. Found out someone was talking about you - don’t think so

19. Met someone who changed you - yes

20. Found out who your true friends are - don’t think so

21. Kissed someone on your facebook friends list - nyope

• General:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl - all? I think? Or at least have met irl

23. Do you have any pets - 2 sweet sweet boys (cats)

24. Do you want to change your name - I go by Bella a lot online and I like that but I like my name is general

25. What did you do for your last birthday - literally do not remember. I remember it being my worst birthday tho...

26. What time did you wake up today - 5:35, same as always (groan)

27. What were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping

28. What is something you can’t wait for - seeing my best friend again

30. What are you listening to right now - my COGO teacher talk

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom - probably

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves - everythiiing

33. Most visited website - instagram maybe? was this til I uninstalled it on my phone

34. Hair colour - copper? ish?

35. Long or short hair - short

36. Do you have a crush on someone - my gf if that counts

37. What do you like about yourself - I think I’m smart, I’m really caring, I’ve got cute freckles

38. Want any piercings? - no

39. Blood type - idk

40. Nicknames - so many. Bayla Belle, Belle, Bllllllllsssssssss, bells, Bay

41. Relationship status - taken

42. Zodiac - gemini

43. Pronouns - she/her, they/them, sorta going by any, idrc

44. Fave tv shows - adventure time is great. Leverage is ultimate comfort. Lotsa others probably

45. Tattoos - I’m not gonna get nay but if I were to it would be a sleeve of purple tentacles and eyes a la Cecil Baldwin probably

46. Right or left-handed - right

47. Ever had surgery - Nope

48. Piercings - Pierced my ears once and let even those close up

49. Sport - nope

50. Vacation - I’m going to Japan soon and that will be great! I really like seeing my bestie in Ohio

51. Trainers - does that mean sneaker in american?

• More general

52. Eating - nothing rn

53. Drinking - nothing

54. I’m about to watch - it would be crazy ex girlfriend but I just finished that, so nothing for now

55. Waiting for - senior sign out, my Japan trip, some other stuff

56. Want - to kiss my girlfriend

57. Get married - it would be nice someday

58. Career - I’m into Law and politics but who knows

• Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses - oh man depends from who so about equal depending on the person

60. Lips or eyes - I’m so bad at choosing uhhh lips

61. Shorter or taller - shorter!

62. Older or younger - Idk pretty split. Older I guess

63. Nice arms or stomach - Tummmmmy

64. Hookup or relationship - relationship

65. Troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant

• Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger - no

67. Drank hard liquor - not that I remember

68. Lost glasses - don’t have any

69. Turned someone down - yup

70. Sex on the first date - no sex lol

71. Broken someone’s heart - maybe? But it was like middle school so probably not

72. Had your heart broken - yeah

73. Been arrested - nope

74. Cried when someone died - yes

75. Fallen for a friend - that’s like all I do all day ery day lol

• Do you believe in

76. Yourself - that’s a very complicated answer. Yes and no

77. Miracles - I like to make wishes but I’m not sure if I believe

78. Love at first sight - sorta... chemistry I guess

79. Santa Claus - Jewishhh

80. Kiss on a first date - yeah if you’ve known eachother

81. Angels - mmm agnostic

• Other

82. Best friend’s name - Imma go with Moose which is not his name but what I call him on here. I think he’s my best friend.

83. Eye colour - grey?ish?

84. Fave movie - Don’t really have one

85. Fave actor - I don’t really have one but I am in love with Daveed Diggs

All my mutuals consider themselves tagged

#thanks for tagging me #here's some dumb facts #about me #original #ask game

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skiasurveys · 4 years ago

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lasts

1. Last Beverage?- pepei

2. Last Phone Call? mom

3. Last Text Message? my friend indie

4. Last Song You Listened To? theme songs

5. Last Time You Cried? yesterday i think

Have You Ever:

6. Dated Someone Twice? kinda but it’s like we broke up for a day lol

7. Been Cheated on? not that i am aware of but i feel like my ex did cheat on me bc we were long distance and he would do weird shit like only talk to me twice a week and late at night or early morning. was odd.

8. Kissed Someone And Regretted It? my first kiss. it was not good and forced

9. Lost someone special? my dad died

10. Been Depressed? yeah clinically

11. Been Drunk? yup

List Three Favorite Colors:

12. green (like darkish blue?)

13. Indigo

14. Pink

This Year Have You:

15. Made New Friends? yeah i have!

16. Fallen Out Of Love? nope

17. Laughed until You Cried? yeah ahha

18. Met Someone WHo Changed You? i guess

19. Found Out Who Your True Friends Were? i guess so

20. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You? no one has

21. Kissed anyone on your friends list? no

22. How Many people on your friends list do you know in real life? friends list where tho lol

23. Do you have any pets? two cats

24. What did you do for your last birthday? i don’t even remember, nothing i think. i hate birthdays

25. What time did you wake up today? well i was sleeping on and off and woke up at 5 am and stayed up til 8:30 am and then woke up at 12:30 PM lol

26. What were you doing at midnight last night? listening to music

27. Name something you CANNOT wait for? to have my life together!!

28. Last time you saw your father? 7 years ago in his casket

29. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? money

30. What are you listening to right now? nothing besides the tv

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? yes

32. What's getting on your nerves right now? nothing

You

33. What is your real name? i keep that private

34. Zodiac Sign? sagittarius

35. Male or Female? female

36. Elementary School? n/a

37. Middle School? n/a

38. High School? n/a

39. Hair Color? brown but i’m dying it soon!

40. Long or short hair? longer

41. Height? 5’1 i think

42. Do you have a crush on someone? more so in love

43. What do you like about yourself? nothing honestly lol i know that sounds miserable but yeah

44. Piercings? none

45. Tattoos? none but i want some soon

46. Righty or Lefty? righty

Firsts:

47. Surgery? wisdom teeth removal

48. Piercing? ears

49. Tattoo? n/a

50. Best Friend? holly

51. Sport you joined? baseball

52. Pet? cat

53. Vacation you remembered? we went to BC

54. Concert? jonas brothers 💀

55. Crush? austin i think

56. Alcoholic Drink? wine

Right Now:

57. Eating? nothing

58. Drinking? water

59. I'm about to... finish this survey and maybe do another or draw or go to sleep since it’s 2 am lol

60. Listening to... tv

61. Waiting for... a job

Your Future:

62. Want kids? i’m not sure

63. Want to get married? yeah

64. Careers in mind? social worker or artist i know those are two different but lol

Which Is Better with the opposite/same sex?

65. Lips or Eyes? eyes

66. Hugs or Kisses ? kissing

67. Shorter or Taller? taller

68. Older or Younger? older

69. Romantic or Spontanious? romantic but kinda both

70. Nice stomach or Nice arms? nice arms mmm

71. Tattoos or Piercings? tattoos

72. Sensitive or Loud? sensitive

74. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? hesitant

Have You Ever (2):

75. Kissed a stranger? not really

76. Drank hard liquor? yeah

77. Lost glasses/contacts? don’t wear

79. Broken someone's heart? i’m sure

80. Had your heart broken? yes

81. Been arrested? nope

82. Turned someone down? yes

83. Cried when someone died? yes

84. Liked a friend that is the same sex? no

Do You Believe In:

85. Yourself? i wish i did

86. Miracles? sometimes

87. Love at first sight? no

88. Heaven? yeah

89. Santa Claus? no and never did

90. Kissing on the first date? sure why not

91. Angels? yes

92. Sex before marriage? yeah it’s all up to you there shouldn’t be any shame

93. Life on other planets? yes i can’t imagine there not being

94. Life after death? yes

95. Only being with one person forever? i want to be with mine forever

Answer Truthfully:

96. Is there one person you want to be with right now? i am with him right now.

97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfrend at one time? nope

98. Do you believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? of course but i know it’s possible to fall out love

99. What's the one thing you cannot live without? internet

100. What's one secret you have that not many people know? i don’t really have any secrets

#survey #surveys #questions #100

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kansascityhappenings · 5 years ago

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Search continues for 29-year-old wanted in connection to KCK mass shooting

KANSAS CITY, Kan. — One suspect in the Kansas bar shooting that left four men dead and five people injured has been arrested and a second suspect has been identified but he is still wanted, police said.

Javier Alatorre, 23, was arrested late Sunday afternoon in Kansas City, Missouri, said a news release from the police department in Kansas City, Kansas, where the shooting occurred.

Suspects in KCK mass shooting at Tequila KC Bar

Police are searching for the second suspect, Hugo Villanueva-Morales, 29, and said he is considered armed and dangerous. If you see him or know where he is call 911 immediately or the TIPS Hotline at (816) 474-TIPS.

Both have been charged with four counts of murder in the first degree and their bonds have been set at $1 million each, the release said.

The shooting may have stemmed from an argument that occurred inside the bar hours earlier, police said.

A bartender, Jose Valdez, said the problem started when he refused to serve a man who’d caused problems months earlier. The man threw a glass at him and was thrown out of the club, Valdez said.

A few hours later, that man and a second man came through the back door with pistols, he said.

Regulars at the Kansas bar were still trying to understand why the gunmen opened fire in the venue early Sunday.

Vigil held to remember those killed in mass shooting at Tequila KC Bar

At least 200 people attended an emotional candlelight vigil Sunday in the parking lot of Tequila KC bar in Kansas City, a scene filled with crying friends and family members of the victims. Photos of three of the four men killed were displayed behind candles.

“The families need closure, they have a lot of questions. We just want to know why somebody would do this here,” said Toni Maciel, whose cousins were among the wounded. “There’s families here, but you get outsiders … they come and do something like this, it kind of hurts.”

‘I just remember holding his face’

The four slain victims were all Hispanic men, said police spokesman Thomas Tomasic. They were identified as a man in his late 50s, another in his mid-30s and two in their mid-20s. Two of the men were Mexican nationals, Marcelo Ebrard, Mexico’s minister of foreign affairs, said on Twitter Sunday.

The five people injured are in stable condition, and some have been released from the hospital, police said.

Police have not yet confirmed the victims’ identities, but we have learned three of the victims’ names through family and friends.

Francisco Garcia Anaya, known to his friends as “Stranger,” was at the Tequila KC bar with his fiancée and died in her arms, according to their friend, Shay Celedon. Celedon was with them at the bar but left two hours before the shooting.

“I go home, go to bed, get woken up two hours later (to learn) that he’s deceased, and she held him ’til he took his last breath, and tried to bring him back and keep pressure on his gunshot wound. And it was just one fatal shot that took him from us,” Celedon said.

The fiancée, Jessica, was at the vigil on Sunday night but was too distraught to speak.

Everado Meza, another victim, was talking and dancing with Celeste Trevino inside the bar when the shooting began. Trevino said Meza pushed her aside as the shooting began.

“He saved me. He did save me. Otherwise I wouldn’t be here right now,” Trevino said.

“I just remember holding his face,” she added. “And I’m pretty sure he still had my lipstick on his cheek when he died, because I remember kissing him on the cheek.”

Alfredo Calderon, a third victim, was Trevino’s brother-in-law.

“He was a great dad. And a lot of people are going to miss him,” Trevino said.

A welcoming place shattered by gunfire

The two suspects walked into the Tequila KC bar around 1:30 a.m. Sunday with handguns and started shooting, police said. There were about 40 people in the bar at the time.

The gunfire prompted customers to stampede out of the private, members-only venue, Valdez and Tomasic said.

Regulars of Tequila KC bar described it Sunday as a gathering spot where everyone knows each other.

It was always a safe and welcoming place to adults from their 20s to their 60s, Maciel said. People would come after work for a drink, and guests generally know each other and their families.

“It’s unfortunate it happened here, because this is the place to go,” she said. “Now when we hang out, it’s going to be kind of different, not the same vibe.”

from FOX 4 Kansas City WDAF-TV | News, Weather, Sports https://fox4kc.com/2019/10/07/search-continues-for-29-year-old-wanted-in-connection-to-kck-mass-shooting/

from Kansas City Happenings https://kansascityhappenings.wordpress.com/2019/10/07/search-continues-for-29-year-old-wanted-in-connection-to-kck-mass-shooting/

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wickednerdery · 7 years ago

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Title: Tell Me Author: WickedNerdery Fandom: X-Men/Marvel Universe Pairing/character: OMC/OFC Rating: FRM Summary: “You lookin’...?” Notes: This focuses on two OCs - one of mine from a Marvel Universe fanfic and one of @wadeyourebarelyalive‘s from here and here - the male is a mutant, the female is...otherworldly. …It gets a “Read More” cut because it’s long, lol!

To start he sat back, drank his beer, and just watched. Not the bar, not the lights, not the crowds...just her. The way she slithered her hips around to the rhythm, hands slipping through long locks and down her body. He watched crop-top rise to the swell of her breasts, fall back into place, as skirt cupped her ass despite the ride up her thighs.

Orson watched Diana like it was his own private show because, in a way, it was. He tipped the bottle back as one brave lad approached, started to dance first near, then with, her. A smirk crossed his lips, but he didn’t move yet. He’d outgrown that brass possessiveness years ago; she was his, he didn’t need to prove it the second someone thought otherwise. He could wait until his beer was gone.

It was red; red everywhere. The lights, the people, the passion. The souls spread their colors like acid trips across the club as she enjoyed the beat of the music. Through it all she saw him, his soul pulsating tight and hard, through everyone and everything else. She could pick her man out of a crowd of a thousand...he was always pastels, blushing red and seafoam green.

Diana let the young man near, danced along with him, continued to enjoy the bass shaking her from feet on up. Orson’s colors closed in, blended, before a hand came around, settled on her bared stomach, fingers splayed. She melted against him.

“You lookin’ to get fucked, Soul Gazer?” He hissed in her ear as she ground back into him. “Keep it up, I’ll fuck ya right ‘ere in front of the boy...in front of everyone.”

She felt his desire grow, thicken, against her ass and leaned back to rest her head on his chest. “Promise?”

“Excuse me,” Orson smirked to the other man as his hand rode up to Di’s breast, squeezed until she moaned. “I’d like a moment with my wife.” He spun her quick, stopped her with a firm grip to the thigh.

“You’re mean,” she smirked out her tease as his red deepened; she knew he’d fuck her right there if he thought he could get away with it.

"I’m fuckin’ hard, ‘s what I am.” He growled, pulled her against his erection, felt dampness bloom against his cock. “And you’re fuckin’ wet,” he smirked, claimed her lips, tasted the whiskey and coke in her mouth.

Di claimed back with a bite to his tongue, pull on his bottom lip. She ran a hand through his hair before it became a fist as he skimmed the side-hem of her panties. “Fuck.” They shared the same space, same air, moved to the same beat...their colors slowly blended. “Fuck me.”

He chuckled; she was trying to be discreet, hold herself together, while out on the floor. “Sorry, what was that?” His fingers slipped under, found damp curls, wet slit. Di moaned into his mouth; hips pressing in, backing up, wanting both more and to hold back. “Whaddya want, Soul Gazer? You want my cock?” he pressed in as if dominating, slid a finger into her. “You’re gonna hafta tell me. Come on...” another finger, stretching her out, feeling her start to drip down his hand, wrist. “Tell me...Tell me you want my big, thick, cock in that tight little cunt of yours.”

“Fuck, O!” She wrapped arms, bucked hips, as a finger brushed her clit. “Fuck me. Fuck me here. Fingers, cock, I don’t give a fuck, just get me the fuck off.”

Orson carried Di off the dance floor to the nearest dark corner; she spun, shoved him into the booth, and climbed atop. “Eager, eh?” Orson smirked.

“Shut up and take that gorgeous dick of yours out now,” she smirked the demand, hands making quick work of his fly before pulling him free. His cock dripped pre-cum, more as she ran her thumb across the tip. “Eager?”

His lips smashed hers as he yanked soaked underwear to the side and impaled her. “Fuck,” he muttered as her walls clamped down, fluttered, and wet heat flooded his lap.

Hips rode out her first orgasm over him before their lips officially parted. Diana gave a saccharine smile, kissed his nose, and started to stand. She laughed when he gripped hard, pulled her back on his length with a hungry glare. “What’s the matter, O?” She knew he hadn’t come; it took him longer, more, and now she had the power.

Orson’s blue eyes blazed at her, he sucked in his bottom lip. He wanted her, needed her, but he was too stubborn to just give in. She clenched her pussy over him and his cock twitched in response.

“You’re going to have to tell me,” she teased, ran hands through his hair as she stubbornly fought his efforts to move her over him. “Tell me...” Di leaned in, pressed cleavage up into him, whispered in his ear. “Tell me how much you want to unleash yourself in my tight...” she allowed a slow roll of her hips “...wet...” a lift and fall on his length that caused him to moan. “Cunt."

Tongue flicked out over his lips, hands moved down to grip her ass. “I wanna fuck you raw...” his fingers flexed, kneaded her flesh, “‘til ya can’t fuckin’ stand...”

She slowly began to rock over him, listening to his filthy, hissed, tirade.

“Fuckin’…stumbling out...”

“...Fuck...” she swiveled, bucked, grabbed the back of the booth for leverage.

“…Dripping…from…my cum…”

“More...tell me more…” It was half-an-order and half-a-moan as she gave into a knee-shaking pace. “...Oooo….“

He fell into indecipherable grunts and mumbles of desirous need. She tightened, he groaned, then growled as her thumb dug into his carotid. He lifted to replace cock with fingers, thumb at her clit, and painted her thighs white with cum as he came watching her ride his hand into her second orgasm.

Deep breath to clear his lusty throat, Orson smirked. “Think anyone noticed?”

Diana began to laugh as she rested her head against his shoulder. “You’re terrible.”

“You fuckin’ love it.” He slid his fingers out of her, moved her ruined panties back in place. “You’d go again given half the chance.”

She sat back, smirked, as she helped him back into his pants. “And you wouldn’t?”

“Oh, of course I would...but I wanna see those beautiful breasts of yours next time.”

“Car?” Diana slid off him, stood on weakened knees.

Orson chuckled as he rose, grabbed a napkin to wipe his pants the best he could, and nodded. “Car...front lawn...” he smiled as she laughed. “Doorway, home...backyard...”

...She already had her hand back in his pants by the club parking lot...

Ah, Diana and Orson...beautiful, loving, and utterly filthy as a couple, haha! I confess this was totally inspired by @wadeyourebarelyalive‘s SoulGazer and general thirst talk with her. This takes place a LONG time after the majority of my Flawed Design pieces so just...roll with it and enjoy their naughtiness, LMAO!! (Certain lines from Di were given by @wadeyourebarelyalive...thanks, luv! ^_^ )

Main Story: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23 Part 24 Part 25 Part 26 Part 27 Part 28 Part 29 Part 30 Part 31 Part 32 Part 33 (NSFW) Part 34 Part 35 Part 36 Part 37 Part 38 Part 39 Part 40 Part 41 Part 42 (NSFW) Part 43 Part 44 Part 45 Part 46 Part 47 Part 48 Part 49 Part 50 Part 51 Part 52 Part 53 Part 54 Part 55 Part 56 Part 57 Part 58 Part 59 Part 60 Part 61 Part 62 Part 63 Part 64 Part 65 Part 66 Part 67 Part 68 Part 69 Part 70 Part 71 Part 72 Part 73 Part 74 Part 75 Part 76 Part 77 Part 78 Part 79 Part 80 Part 81 (NSFW)

(Teen!Orson Prequel, Ash NSFW Prequel Piece, St Patrick’s Day Prequel, Orson Father’s Day Prequel, Dusty’s Trauma Extra, Arturo & Clark, Arturo & Owen )

Masterlist is here…I might change the name of this story because I’m an idiot and grown unsure of the title “Flawed Design” lol

(Both gifs were found on Tumblr, I forget where, but they aren’t mine and credit goes to their creators.)

Because they may care: @zoesmama2024 @wadeyourebarelyalive @crazytxgradstudent @idonthavehusbandsihavelovers …Wanna be tagged, just lemme know!

#oc: Orson #oc: Diana #X-men #marvel universe #not my oc #also my oc #oc #original character #smutty smut #mutants #fanfiction #not my gifs #my writing

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hesitanthero · 8 years ago

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i guess ill post this then.....

1. Favourite colour: Green. But not like a shitty green. 2. Number of people you’ve slept with: 3.5 3. Cake or ice cream? cake 4. If you were a superhero what would your power be? Sarcasm. or something equally as useless. like being indecisive. 5. Ever been in a fist fight? with my brother. and this one time i accidentally hit this girl in the head with my elbow.. 6. Do you live in the country or the city? city. 7. Biggest kink? uhhhhhhhh 8. Favourite video-game? mario kart 64 9. Words you live by? “fuck bitchez; get money.” jk. “I am the architect of my own destruction” 10. Best book you’ve ever read? Ender’s Game or Speaker for the Dead 11. Favourite film? i… can’t.. choose just one…. Fox&Hound, Blade Runner, Fight Club and probably like 12 more 12. Horror or romance? Horror 13. Biggest fear? Clowns. Or Indoor Spiders. 14. Best memory? I have a bunch. But driving up to my cottage with my dad is always a good time. Listening to all the music he hates and me terribly singing it all to him. 15. Worst memory? Aside from the obvious shitty things.. probably when Angela friend broke up with my on my birthday. OR when Andy wouldn’t let me come over to his backyard to play when I was 5 and i just cried at our backyard border line while him and his brothers sang “No Girls Allowed” . fuckin. rude. 16. Where are you from? not here nor there. 17. Ever done anal? mhm 18. Would you prefer to be Mary Berry’s grandchild or Paul Hollywood’s bitch? …..Pardon? 19. Favourite outfit? Black on Black on Black on Black. 20. Snapchat or Instagram? Instagram 21. If you could freeze time what would you do? probably pants a lot of people. But freezing time seems like a pretty lonely power. 22. Best LUSH product in your opinion? probably some sort of soap. 23. Should people wear red shirts or brown pants in your presence? red shirts i guess? wtf is this. 24. Favourite television character? Robin Scherbatsky. Spinelli. Octavia Blake. 25. Do you have a nemesis? not really 26. Are you a hard-worker? depends what im doing i guess 27. What’s the best holiday you’ve ever been on? Paris was dope AF. 28. What’s your dream? probably something weird that doesn’t make sense like the rest of my dreams. ;) 29. Where do you see your life ending up? dead. 30. Describe your last sexual encounter. uhhh…. no sleep. pretty great. only 1 new bruise. she cute. 31. Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach? cake. 32. Ever done drugs? NEVER 33. Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings? LOTR 34. Are you a jock or a nerd? probably somewhere in the middle. 35. On a scale of 8 to 34.7, how gay are you? 18.6498475. 36. Do you live for Tumblr discourse or hate it? meh. 37. Favourite trashy television show? most things i watch.. the 100, Wynnona Earp, The OC, Shot at Love with Tila Tequila… 38. Last time you watched porn? does scrolling through tumblr count because like.. an hour ago.. 39. Do you have a recurring sexual fantasy? not really 40. Weirdest dream you ever had? HA. They’re all weird. But this one time when i was really little I had a dream that my house was being attacked by acid monsters/ aliens and everything they touched melted. and one by one they melted all my family members until I was the only one left and i had a sword and then i woke up before i got melted. 41. Ever had mental health issues? plenty. 42. What’s the answer to the question you wish someone would ask you? 42 43. Do you wish people paid more attention to you? god no. 44. Do you have anyone who you’d happily slap right across their chops? yes. 45. Dog person or cat person? both 46. Sneakers or heels? Sneaks. 47. Favourite cocktail? Negroni 48. Day or night? night 49. Pokémon or Digimon? DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!! 50. How big is your dick? like. 8/10 on rotten tomatoes. 51. Favourite musical? Rocky Horror 52. Favourite song? sunday candy atm. 53. Are you secretly a goblin/alien/android? android probably. 54. Why are you like this? because my mom ruined my life when i was a dramatic teen. 55. What’s your guilty pleasure? Shitty TV shows with terrible acting and scripts. 56. What would you say if I said ‘I love you’? i love you toooooooo 57. What’s the story behind your URL? i got bored of like 4 other ones. and i liked the alliteration. 58. Tell me something that worries you. Global Politics. and not being able to live comfortably because of the few opportunities for millennials with the rising costs of literally everything except my wage. 59. What have you been worrying about today? literally nothing. 60. I’m only sending you these questions because I have a crush on you and I’m too tragic to actually just say it. ;) 61. Hot dogs or burgers? burgers 62. Nintendo or the other trash-consoles? N64 specifically.. 63. Which fandom ruined a show that you used to like? Arrow. 64. What do you wish you could tell your best friend? u r a butt. 65. Tell us a deep dark secret. who is us? i dont have anymore deep dark secrets. 66. Are you curious about having a man in leather spank your botty ‘til it’s all red? no. no i am not. 67. Favourite Tumblr couple? what does this mean 68. Do you have any dietary quirks? probably. i don’t like dessert.. 69. Do you want to have someone pleasure your genitals orally while you do the same to theirs? k. 70. How old are you? 26 71. Which Buzzfeed listicle sums up your existence? “Sorry” 72. Do you have any pets? YES 73. What colour underwear are you wearing? maroon 74. Boxers or briefs? on who? briefs. 75. Fuck me, Ray Bradbury? no thank you? 76. Which television show do you want to last forever? Community. (its already over) 77. In a zombie apocalypse how long would you last? like 30 seconds. 78. Do you have good internet connection or do you want to punch your router every ten minutes? the latter. 79. Would you find it somewhat saucy if I sent bawdy nudes in your direction? wut 80. Which country has the best flag? Tamil Eelam 81. Do you consider yourself *iconic*? never 82. Most overrated food? Ketchup 83. Most overrated film? Titanic or the notebook 84. Most overrated television show? Friends 85. Most overrated type of cheese? Brie 86. Which brand would you never shop at? LV 87. Wisdom, courage, or power? Courage 88. Would you prefer to travel in time and stay in the same spot, or travel in space with time elapsing as normal? time elapsing. unless you’re stopping time again the other option is kind of impossible… 89. What’s the best birthday present you ever got? Art from friends. 90. What present do you wish someone would give you? the secret formula to krabby patties. 91. Do you have an ex? Why did you break up? yes. and yes. 91. Why does 91 appear on this list twice now? because someone dun fucked up. 92. Spare a thought for the humble creator of this list, it’s difficult to think of this many questions. no. 93. Do you prefer anons or non-anons? i don’t get either sooooo 94. Who do you wish you could have sex with more than any other? i don’t need to have sex with anyone THAT badly to have this answer ready. Krista. 95. What is your spirit animal? probably a fox. 96. Do you have one word that you really love the sound of? lederhosen. 97. Do you still have any of your stuffed toys from when you were a kid? yes 98. What makes you super nostalgic? 90s cartoons. 99. Give me an answer to a random one of these questions. (But don’t make it a shit answer like ‘yes’. Don’t be an asshole.) im not answering this. 100. What’s your favourite cocktail? you asked me this already 101. Sonic screwdriver or Ron’s shit broken wand from the second Potter book? sonic screwdriver. 102. Laptop or PC? laptop 103. What’s the sexiest accent in your opinion? Aussie. 104. Would you let Donald Trump tickle your nipples for an hour for £6,000,000? Only if he dies after. 105. You should check out a great little British website called Pretty52. no. 106. If you could dye your hair any colour, what colour would you change to? Hwhite. 107. What would you change about your body if you could? too many to list. 108. Do you prefer to be hot or cold? cold 109. What’s your favourite way to orgasm? slowly. 110. Are you a mermaid or a unicorn? neither. i am an android as discussed above. 111. What’s the name of your favourite pet when you were a kid? Nermal. 112. What was your favourite class at school? Art 113. Are you superstitious? not really. 114. What do you think happens when we die? people forget. 115. Pie or pi? neither.. but pie i guess. 116. Your followers a question. no. 117. Lick my genitalia. k. 118. What’s your favourite number? 13&18 119. Do you ever look up at the stars and feel small? frequently. 120. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? occasionally. mostly? 121. Tell me about a quirky personality trait. im the most normal what are you talking about. 122. What was your favourite story when you were younger? any Robert Munsch book probably. 123. Are you old before your time or young at heart? Y@H 124. Why do you do the things you do? Please. Tell me. I cant help it. 125. I hope you enjoyed these questions. 6/10 126. Which Tumblr blog would you recommend to all your fans? anything with cats.

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aph-daydreamer · 7 years ago

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Thoughts while re reading Naruto (ch. 139 - 240)

1. This is so philosophical 2. Konohamaru! Noooo 3. Oh God, but had he been married to Biwako yet? 4. So sad 5. I kind of hate the Third’s nakamas? All they do is bad things … 6. Kurenai and Asuma awww 7. Uff noo, don’t fight! 8. Kurenai? Is she weak? Is she strong? I dunno 9. I- 10. I can’t – Itachi ;w; 11. Ahahahhaa 12. Kisame vs Gai 13. Gai you are the boss 14. Yassss! Tsunade, we are coming for you 15. Ahhhhhhhhh 16. Naruto blushes when Jiraiya compares him with the Fourth 17. Ehem his father 18. Ehem I die 19. Sakura nooou 20. You are all alone 21. Yes! Start to recognize Naruto 22. But don’t be sad 23. Sasuke, the pwer power power 24. What would have happened if Naruto wasn’t in the same team as Sasuke? 25. There’s always an idiot that screws up everything 26. In this case, he wasn’t Kishimoto 27. Ichirukaaaaaa 28. That scene…. 29. Just like movies 30. Or is is viceversa? 31. Oh 32. The fingers 33. Even after 3 years in Shippuden, Sasuke is still weaker than Itachi 34. Because Itachi loves more 35. He was so close… to their corpses 36. Jiraiya… what 37. Friggin Sasuke 38. Kake! 39. Princess Tsunade! 40. Hahaha the Spandex!! 41. Bodysuit* 42. Noooo! Naruto did want to wear it! Why Jiraiya! 43. So if Akatsuki would have done all the things they did, but now in the first part, where would we be? 44. I have the same wallet 45. I love it!!! 46. So I must read for a test but I prefer reading Naruto. 47. Oh God 48. Ice cream scene 49. I’m crying 50. Okay okay, even when Sakura is still saying “Sasuke-kun” I think she has develop from my thought that all she was saying was “Sasuke-kun” and now. 51. I don’t understand what is Orochimaru implying???? 52. ??? 53. Ooooh 54. Like I did understand he talked about Dan and Nawaki 55. But in a very confused way? 56. Also, he destroyed the castle. What kind of man is he? 57. A snake-ish man 58. Yeah! Shizune! 59. Kill him! 60. Nooooo, Tsunade 61. Again, this friggin system. Where’s the democracy?! 62. Again. Comparisons with Minato. Why does it have to hurt so much?! 63. Tonton. Rules. 64. Naruto! Your dreams! 65. (Again, this is why Boruto isn’t that good. Or plainly, it isn’t good) 66. That is your ninja way! Hell yeah! T^T 67. I think 68. It’s only a supposition 69. But I believe that 70. Orochimaru killed Nawaki 71. Not like huhu I’m gonna kill him but 72. He didn’t do anything to save him even when he could. 73. Chapter 162. Again the prophecy: Team 7 as the New Sannin 74. Nooo!!!! Tsunade could have killed him! 75. Of course Kabuto is good. His mother was uff 76. And if he didn’t understand 77. Why leave him live?! 78. 167, loved the cover 79. That my ninja way 80. ;w; 81. Road to ninja. Fire’s will 82. TSUNADEEEE 83. (Yes. He’s the future Hokage but he is unhappy) 84. And she never did. Even she was cut in half 85. Kuchiyose no Jutsu!! 86. Hahaha Manda 87. I still want to see Sakura on this Slug Forest 88. Hahaha Naruto that’s rude 89. My heart melted 90. Well 91. Tenten was the only kunoichi of the rookies that knew of Tsunade’s existence 92. She deserved something like Sakura 93. Shukaku you boss 94. Poor Tenten :( 95. Kyaaaaaa!!!! 96. Sakura and Naruto 97. Sakura and Shizune and Tsunade 98. Sakura and Tsunade 99. Sakuraaaaaa 100. Chouji doesn’t like to fight *whines 101. Don’t be a friggin asshole Asuma 102. Iruka and Naruto! My heart 103. Friggin system 104. BFF Shika and Chouji 105. Kimi to boku 8’ 106. You know… Sakura’s eyes are sad, like from then til the 4th war and then in Boruto too 107. Naruto, as much as I admire your love to the village 108. That is such a violent custom 109. And every now and then, they shout their names out of nothing 110. Like *going to the bathroom - Narutoo! Sasukee! 111. This was the moment when everything started to be fucked up 112. Kakashi. Don’t lie to Sakura 113. Jiraiya, you are underestimating the problem 114. That promise tho 115. Go Lee! 116. Yes, all of the Hokages has been very good 117. Chouji you are the best 118. That’s good! Recognizing the power of Genma 119. No, really. Chouji is a new favorite character of mine 120. If Chouji killed the first one, didn’t the seal have to break? 121. Ironic 122. Neji died like that… 123. Fucking Kishi 124. Naruto is with Iruka in 196’s cover!!! 125. 199 cover does have more sense, now that we had seen the Three Sannins 126. The Sand Brothers! 127. Kirikiri Mai! 128. Mmmmh 129. Poor Tayuya :’( 130. ShikaTema! 131. The valley 132. Weeeell 133. Take him back with full force wouldn’t do any good 134. And he did it, in the end 135. And now where’s he? 136. Not in Konoha 137. *Place to try sounds in my mind 138. All of Sasuke’s problems are because of his dad >:( 139. And well, because of the tragic childhood 140. Aaaand because of him, too 141. So, I imagine Mikoto as fanfics portrays her 142. But! Why Mikoto!! Why did you accepted the Uchiha’s revolt?! 143. Whyyyyyy!! Your friends Kushina and Minato surely didn’t want that 144. :( 145. Don’t lie Mikoto 146. Your husband is an asshole 147. Waaa!!!! That lady ;w; 148. Fucking Danzo 149. I don’t think many of classmates who had seen Naruto (mostly because nowadays it’s mainstream in my school) understand that feeling when you are only listening an opening/ending and it makes you want to cry 150. Or maybe they do but they don’t tell me and we can’t cry together! 151. Also, when I star talking about characters and everything, I don’t know how to explain why I like them so much (for example, I can’t explain to one of my best friends why I think Sakura is one of the strongest and one of my favorites. He says all she does is cry and I cry because I cannot stand for her). 152. Maybe I’m searching for those kinds of analyses that you can find on internet/Tumblr about the characters on my friends and they don’t do it 153. I don’t know 154. No 155. Now “Place to Try” starts 156. It deserves a japanes emoji 157. I can’t put into words my melancholy and nostalgia 158. 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。 159. You are alway late, Bakakashi 160. Mmmm 161. Naruto 162. You go Shizune! 163. It goes like this: 164. Sadness in the Valley of the End 165. Crying with Shikamaru 166. Loving Sakura’s cover 167. Crying and crying and crying with Naruto and Sakura 168. Tenten! She is such a cute girl!!!!! 169. Okay, I reached Shippuden 170. Let’s do this!

#naruto #manga #Naruto Uzumaki #Sakura Haruno #Kakashi Hatake #Sasuke Uchiha #me

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skiasurveys · 7 years ago

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old myspace surveyyy

1. Last beverage: Iced tea

2. Last phone call: My mom i believe

3. Last song you listened to: Closer- the chainsmokers ft halsey

4. Last time you cried: today

5. Have you dated someone twice: kind of. my current boyfriend and i dated before but it was only like 2 weeks and then we didnt date again til 5 months later, and now were still together which has been 15 months. i dont really consider he first time an actual relationship lmao

6. Have you ever been cheated on: Not that I am aware of.

7. Kissed someone & regretted it: eh, my first kiss was awful

8. Have you lost someone special: yeah my dad died.

9. What are your three favorite colors: lilac, cyan, pink

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month: not in the past month

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list: yeah

12. How many kids do you want: none.

13. Do you want any pets: i have two cats

14. Do you want to change your name: yeah i do

15. What did you do for your last birthday: Had dinner with my boyfriends parents, then had a small party with a few friends and my boyfriend, but that was it. Wasnt so lit.

16. What time did you wake up today: i woke up at 10 am i think

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for: to finally move out

18. Last time you saw your mother: um. like 10 minutes ago lol

19. Most visited webpage: youtube

20. Nicknames: Jen, Babygirl, i dont really have nicknames that much

21. Relationship status: Taken

22. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

23. Male or female: female

24. Height: 5′1

25. Do you have a crush on someone: my boyfriend

26. Piercings: I got my ears pierced when i was 18 but i took it out apparently too soon and they shut. I am going to get them redone but im just lazy

27. Tattoos: none as of now

28. Strong or Weak: physically or emotionally..haha..

FIRSTS

29. First surgery: wisdom teeth

30. First best friend: Eric or Reis

31. First sport you joined: softball when i was 7/8

32. First vacation: British columbia when i was 4/5

33. First school: Joseph welsh

34. First pair of trainers: If trainers you mean shoes but in a british lingo..uhh i dont know. DC shoes? those ugly fat skater shoes.

WHICH IS BETTER

35. Lips or eyes: eyes

36. Hugs or kisses: honestly both, but idk it depends. sometimes i love hugs because i like feeling him hold me and against me , but kisses are so sweet

37. Shorter or taller: taller

38. Older or younger: older

39. Romantic or spontaneous: both

40. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.

41. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.

42. Shy or outgoing: a bit of both. im really outgoing so in a relationship it doesnt matter for me. but i dont really like people who cant make conversations at all..

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger: I dont think so.

44. Gotten a speeding ticket: No

45. Lost glasses/contacts: i dont wear glasses or contacts

46. Sex on first date: nope. but oral sex yeah.

47. Broken someone’s heart: i have but whatever.

48. Been arrested: No

49. Have you turned someone down: yeah but thats cause this dude wouldnt stop trying to date me and the funny part is he didnt even live in the same fucking city as me so idk why he kept trying so hard. I also had a dude back in highschool who i still chat with try to date me but ive turned him down couple of times but he knows now.

50. Fallen for a friend: not really.

51. Moved out of town: no

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles: ehhh

53. Love at first sight: no. but i mean i know when i first met my boyfriend i was like oh hell yeah. but its not love.

54. Heaven: yeah

55. Santa Claus: no and never have.

56. Kiss on the first date: sure. ive done it. idk how you cant believe in a kiss?? lmao

57. Angels: yeah

58. Yourself: no

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no.

60. Been in love with someone you couldn’t be with?: yeah but not “in love”.

61. Ever cheated on somebody: No i am not a cunt.

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: i would love to relive my first date with Connor, i dont know why. i wouldnt change anything but that day was really awesome.

63. Are you afraid of falling in love: No.

64. Was your last relationship a mistake? well i guess, since i am in a different one right? it wasnt a mistake per-say but he was a waste of time.

65. Do you miss your last relationship? god no.

66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?

connor, the other day <3

67. Have you ever been depressed? yeah i have depression.

68. Are you insecure? yeah but im getting better.

69. How do you want to die? in my bed, while asleep.

70. Do you bite your nails? lol i am currently.

71. When was your last physical fight? Ive never really had one.

72. Do you have an attitude? yeah. i can have one.

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti? twirl if i ever eat it. i hate spaghetti. Connor loves it though..

74. Do you tan a lot? eh no

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving? yeah usually while on a trip

76. Ever made out in a bathroom? yeah.

77. Would you take any of your exes back? Not at all! Barf.

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? depends on the time.

79. What are your plans for this weekend? it is the weekend currently, nothing is planned.

80. Do you type fast? yeah

81. Can you spell well? i think i do.

82: What are you craving right now? nothing actually.

83. Have you ever been on a horse? yeah a few times.

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them? yeah my boyfriend lmao

85. What’s irritating you right now? my dry skin atm.

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? yeah.

87. Does somebody love you? yeah my man does. lmao

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car? a few times

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate? milk. white chocolate is nasty

90. Do you have trust issues? i kind of do.

91. Longest relationship? my one i am in currently which so far is a one year and 3 months

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? i am sure he thinks about me every so often, i mean i sometimes think about them for no reason and not the “i miss you” thinking just like something reminds me of them or whatver. Im sure they think of me sometime. i dont really care lol

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs? yah lol

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? no

95. Did you have dream last night? yeah i dont remember it anymore

96. Have you ever been out of state? yeah

97. Do you play the Wii? eh not anymore. i dont like the wii or the wii u, i tried to like the nintendo products but i am more into Playstation ;)

98. Do you like Chinese food? i do

99. Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes

100. Is cheating ever okay? No.

101. What year has been your best? 2015 so far and 2016 wasnt really so bad.

102. Do you believe in true love? yeah i guess

103. Favorite weather? fall weather. where its warm but kind of cloudy, where you can wear whatever you want and you wont be too cold or too warm.

104. Do you like the snow? NO

105. Do you like the outside? yeah i do.

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? yeah i like when connor does

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? yes

108. What makes you happy? cats

109. Ever been to Alaska? no

110. Ever been to Hawaii? no

111. Do you watch the news? usually like to keep an eye on whats happening with the world. like now.

112. Do you love MTV? no

113. Do you like subway? yeah but its not my fav anymore. but i do crave it randomly

114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? no lol were dating.

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well my best friend of the opposite sex is my boyfriend..so...

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz? im bored

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? yeah actually one time my mom and i were shopping and we saw this crazy lady that we know. and so we kept avoiding here while we were grocery shopping and we actually got away lol thank god. she is so annoying. When my dad died she told my mom she had to get rid of his pictures. like mcfuck off.

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yeah a few

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? connor

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Jennifer

121. Ever bought condoms? no. we dont use condoms

122. Ever gotten pregnant? No. thank god

123. Have you ever slipped on ice? im sure

124 Have you ever missed the bus? yeah

125. Have you left the house without money? i have once. i was working too and on my break i was heading to get food and then i realized i forgot my wallet. -___-

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes? no. just weed.

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar? no

128. Did you ever drink alcohol? yeah of course.

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”? yes. one of my favs

130. Have you ever been overweight? last year i went on medication that made me gain 20 pounds, but i lost all that weight now thank god. I wasnt over weight but i was kind of chubby. Im back to my skinny-self thank god!

131. Ever been to a wedding? yeah

132. Ever been in a wedding? yeah my cousin got married in 2013 and asked my sister and i to be apart of it. worst idea ever. We werent really apart of it. she had her friends in it and my sister and i were just kind of the side bridemaids..yah weird.

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yeah back when i didnt have an ipad or iphone.

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight? i sometimes binge netflix when im with my boyfriend

135. Ever kissed in the rain? no

136. Did you ever shower with someone else? yeah i have with my boyfriend. it was really intimate lol

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test? i have only ever failed the written exam where they ask you all that stupid shit and you have to remember speed and signs. but my actualy drivig test, i passed first try!

138. Ever been outside your home country? yeah to canada

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yeah we used to drive to vancouver or south BC which would take 13 hours.

140. Ever been to a professional sports game? NO

141. Have you ever broken a bone? no surprisingly i havent. even though i got hit by a car..

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life? no :(

143. Ever get engaged? no

144. Have you ever been on a diet? kind of.

145. Have you ever been on TV? kind of. not really.

146. Ever ridden in a taxi? yeah. with my boyfriend, its really awkward and weird...

147. Ever been to prom? we dont have prom here in canada but we do get dressed up in nice dresses and have dinner and a dance, but not prom. But yeah i did go.

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more? yeah i think 2 days

149 Have you ever been to a concert? yeah. my first was...Jonas brothers...BARFFF. thanks 12 year old me -.-

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work? i did have a little crush on the security guard. but not a big crush.

151. Have you ever been in a car accident? i got hit by a car

152. Ever had braces? yeah from 12-14. (gr.6-8)

153. Did you ever learn another language? i tried french. but i cant speak it. i gave up. I wish i could learn something different.

154. Do you wear make-up? yeah.

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out? yeah when i was 18 i got put completely out and had surgery to get them out.

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself? yeah.

157. Ever dyed your hair? yeah ive dyed it reddish, darker brown, fire ombre (look it up it was awesome), blonde, ash blonde, blonde with purple tips and then now i just dyed it back to brown which is its natural colour. i like it blonde but im starting to like it back at its natural state.

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes? yeah ive worn my sisters clothes

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance? no

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter? no

161. Ever caught the stove on fire? no

162. Ever meet someone famous? no

163. Ever been on an airplane? yeah i was only on a plane from here (canada) to california and back. but thats it. my first time it was really nerve-racking, but on the way back it was chill. i dont like being that high up lol

164. Ever been on a boat? yeah a few times. its kay

165. Ever broken something expensive? no

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14? no. my first actual kiss wasnt til i was 18..lol

167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground? yeah my fucking life.

#long #survey #myspace survey #surveys

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