seductivejellyfish
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seductivejellyfish · 9 hours ago
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Last day at the festival !
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seductivejellyfish · 9 hours ago
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seductivejellyfish · 1 day ago
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Stockholm vest by petite knit with a lil guy from the book wit knits.🐸🧶
(it's free on the internet archive)
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seductivejellyfish · 2 days ago
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seductivejellyfish · 2 days ago
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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
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seductivejellyfish · 5 days ago
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wirt from otgw really is one of the best written teenage characters ever i think. like. he's 15-16-ish and wants people to take him seriously SO badly, but he also struggles to take responsibility for most things. he's dripping with anxiety. he overcomplicates everything in his mind but sometimes he has lapses of impulse. he can be surprisingly blunt when he's angry. he can't help but hate his little half-brother (and stepdad) out of spite and it takes both of them nearly dying for him to start working through those feelings. he's really creative but he keeps his interests in poetry and the clarinet a secret because he thinks it's fucking embarrassing. he reads real estate magazines and knows a lot about architecture and interior design, which is such a random little detail but i love it. he's self-conscious and lowkey suicidial and always assumes the worst in other people's view of him, but BASICALLY EVERYONE BACK HOME LIKES HIM, including the girl he has a massive crush on, and he just can't see it because he never makes an effort to reach out. every minor stepback feels like the end of the world to him. he has no idea who he is or what he wants.
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seductivejellyfish · 6 days ago
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seductivejellyfish · 7 days ago
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“NOOO it’s TOO CUTE!”
Bogariel Frogariel is my hero and Ayda is the love of my life
Here’s some #Dimension20 Fanart I did
I ADORE AYDA and she makes me feel very seen as a queer autistic person and she’s just amazing aaaa
I am working on more scenes and general work on other characters!
Getting into Dimension20 is getting me through life right now it’s so wonderful I love all the cast and the different campaigns but The Bad Kids will always hold a special place in my heart
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seductivejellyfish · 8 days ago
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starting a collection. please add on
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seductivejellyfish · 8 days ago
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dimension 20: a starstruck odyssey doodles of some of my faves bc i've been absolutely inhaling the show over the past week or so! love these guys so much even though i'm a literal year late to this season haha
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seductivejellyfish · 8 days ago
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Repaired my fave jacket, got emotional, drew something about it
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seductivejellyfish · 8 days ago
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can you die from tasks
how many tasks before death
tasks overdose amount
lethal amount of tasks
poison % of tasks
transgender furry petplay
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seductivejellyfish · 8 days ago
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Honk and Bonk
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seductivejellyfish · 8 days ago
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if you are my online friend or mutual then i automatically assume you are transgender. if you aren't you have to come out to me as cis
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seductivejellyfish · 9 days ago
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seductivejellyfish · 10 days ago
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The only way we’re going to get through this new administration is by leaning on each other.
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