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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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The CMC girls and their sisters.

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Maybe we should all make 'stop inventing stupid arguments to get in' our new years resolutions

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Gender euphoria isn't always about passing it can also be about the Mets baby! Love the Mets! Alright baby let's go get a home run baby! love the Mets let's go Mets!

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🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

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gayest things said on house md go. the correct answer is a tie between "any guy who's ever seen a merchant ivory film has paid for sex" and "you can't quit, house / I think you're getting me confused with jake gyllenhaal"

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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How ppl in the Locked Tomb think about their love situation with Harrow.

Ianthe: Oooooh, I am stuck in a love triangle, but I'm pretty sure I can beat Gonad easily, and Harrow will be mine.

Gideon: News flash bitch! Harrow doesn't love either of us. She's in love with a frozen corpse.

Harrow: My beloved Gideon is dead, just like the lovely lady in the Locked Tomb. Also my coworker is acting very weird for some reason.

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i think i will never rest in peace until christopher eccleston and catherine tate finally share the screen. it could be anything. it could be a cheesy christmas film, or a show where both their characters get put through the ringer. i don't care if the characters die in the end or if it's really good or really bad. i really wish we could just see them act out a scene together because i know that whatever it is, they would absolutely nail it as a duo

what makes it even more frustrating is catherine tate said she'd have loved for donna to interact with nine. and i know she doesn't know shit about doctor who despite having been in it lmao, it's one of my primary sources of entertainment, but she managed to only tell facts about nine, like how similar he is to donna on many aspects like how cheeky they both are... anyway, i hope one day our screens will be so blessed

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i was supposed to be cool and mysterious like sherlock holmes but instead I can't stop yapping about anything and everything that interests me in the slightest. like sherlock holmes

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quilts by sue spargo i saw at the international quilt museum today!

edit: for any quilters who are interested in checking out any of her patterns, technique books, material guides, etc. here is her website!!

https://www.suespargo.com/

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I wore these every second of every day and then a cyclone hit Auckland and I kept wearing them and the shoes grew mold

On the whole yes I do recommend shoes made of rope; I felt like a shounen anime boy and that’s worth any price