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little doodles i drew after listening to the new ep to keep myself from biting into cement and then flopping around the floor like a fish
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#jarthur#john doe#privateeyes#i had to sit in school for 8 hours and all i did was think about Him#my oogly boogly#my scringlo rat#im so proud of my adopted pathetic man noise machine#as a reward he wont be getting thrown down the stairs affectionately tonight#legit feel like those parents w toddlers when they bring their child to the playground#and the kid just starts staring at anothef kid and im like awewewwww theyre best friends now#except instead of a kid its a grown ass man with deepseated trauma and a kill count#anyways as you can see im completely Normal#i am sane#i promise#(lie)
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Knowing that it’s Charlie’s birthday, I’m going to spare Henry another dropkick.
And maybe I’ll drop kick someone else tomorrow
Thank you for sparing Charlie's father the mercy of back pain, but may I kindly suggest giving that dropkick to the man named William Afton, anon? He's all yours, break a leg or two. :]
#he needs to be thrown down the stairs with a bunch of legos at the very end of it PLEASE#hidden hands au#charlie emily#henry emily#william afton#north-noire asks#cackled seeing this ask
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And the award for the most... interesting MDZS take I've had to see today goes to this person on YouTube who, among other things, maintains that JGS welcomed JGY into the family with open arms.
#jin guangshan#mdzs#jin guangyao#madam jin#jin zixuan#jgs was actually just looking for love in the arms of prostitutes; 16-year-olds; and his literal rape victims#all of whom he left with his bastard kids he didn't take care of#maybe he did open his arms to order jiggy to be thrown down the stairs#who knows
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After a solid nine days of worrying me stupid, Moo is back on form.
#he had to get an IV 3 times and I had to force feed him cat yoghurt and electrolyte drink for five days#mfer could barely climb the stairs or walk without weaving from side to side#but he'd get 20ml of meowghurt down his throat and try to climb out my window and scale down the fence to go hunt bugs in the lot next door#finally shut the window and he'd brace his front paws on the window sill and stare outside forlornly like he'd been thrown in jail#it has been A Week#i now have a colitis flare from stress#Méka Mau Moo#cat mom problems#cattos#kitties
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more helmetless gabe as i jump back into my folk music obsession
despite asking discord i couldn't decide on whether to give him dasani water bottle eyes (ebove) or dead fish (below) eyes so have both
#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#digital art#my art#burger king table graffiti#thats not a forehead not even a fivehead this bitch got the elevenhead#he was thrown down the stairs and got a hot iron cross pressed onto his face#im like. constantly workshopping his semi-angel form#his forehead grows every post#constantly receeding hairline#helmetless gabriel
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in the interest of Not Talking About The Real World tonight, have a very funny snippet from echoseers while im editing
transcript in alt <3
#writeblr#writers on tumblr#writing excerpt#original fiction#echoseers#the millennium saga#the infamous ''gab got thrown down concrete stairs by an angry plant'' scene#well. the immediate aftermath of it because i didnt want to spoil the insane action of the scene itself#but yeah. yeah#mans got into a cartoon-ass sounding situation but it was in fact Horrifying#he now has scars all over his face from where spores tried to root in his skin <3#and does in fact suffer from a concussion for the next month#even with the help of healing potions because those odnt help neurology babyyy#snip
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Its personally interesting for me to read armands pov when he interacts with marius, because i reacted very similarly to him as a child. I was angry, sometimes violent, I always rightfully deconstructed the intentions of my family members and called them out when they hurt me. But internally I felt immense shame and self hatred for that self protective behavior, and I convinced myself simultaneously that I was the problem, the "eternal primitive" as armand puts it. I had simultaneous daily fantasies of killing my father and killing myself as penitance. Peak Gothic fiction! I'm shaking armands hand. I think he should kill marius in a rage and be utterly destroyed by it :)
#living vicariously through armand by asking the age old question: but what if we HAD thrown our father down the stairs#instead of just thinking about it really hard#i think it would make him worse.#i think it would either destroy him (90% chance) or fix him (10% chance)#my father is long dead but im afraid armand cant just wait for natural causes to get marius' ass#but yeah it has to be a crime of passion#the emotional reaction has to win#it cannot be premeditated#except in the literal sense that i do think armand has fantasies of killing/subjugating marius#the way he immediately fantasies about raping david talbot in that deleted scene?#i know he was transferring lol
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every like he gets kicked dowm the fucking stairs like and retweet if you agree
Eugene is this you?
#Every like he gets kicked down the stairs every reblog he gets an apple thrown at him#tts#tangled the series#rapunzel's tangled adventure#varian
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I’D CASTRATE AND MARRY YOU IN A HEARTBEAT ????? TOM ????????? (← POV you just watched lion in the meadow for the first time and by you I mean me because what the fuck guys)
#succession is so wild and for WHAT#I love when they randomly drop out of pocket intertextual references#the insanity of it all#also don’t think I missed the potential foreshadowing here as well of tom ‘throwing shiv down the stairs’ ……….. he’s going to fuck her over#tbf she has thrown him under the bus several times at this point#BUT STILL#but anyway tom is so sad in his marriage that he would destroy shiv and marry her cousin instead real not fake ??????#tom’s relationship with greg has always foiled his relationship with shiv too 😳😳😳 tom projects everything onto greg#and yet he can’t stand the thought of losing him#because without greg he’d have nothing and be completely powerless#succession#tom wambsgans#greg hirsch#tomgreg#ghost speaks
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mista............. mister mista....... msiyahs5a .s akw 3bm3kueh miststa. mista. mista. guido mistake.
i want to pick him up and smoosh him in my hand and then stretch him back into shape and then throw him at a wall and see if he sticks.and then i want to use him as a hammer whilst doing diy - what am i making? a mista
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#jjba#jjba mista#guido mista#mista#mista eats mulch#mista microorganism#mista got shot 2692728 time fell down stairs and was thrown out window of building#this is how he looks afterwards#guys it's mista#i eat mistas#cause i eat guido mista#like pasta#yumyum yum yym u yum#yummy
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#it's so iconic!#he's a lil hamster with a 6ft hat don't Y'ALL UNDERSTAND HOW ADORABLE IT IS!!!#and also it's thematically and symbolically significant#he wears Jin's clothes but his hat which is usually worn by servants sets him apart from the family.#It's also something that he wears because his mother believed it's how gentlemen dress.#So the first thing he does after he's thrown down the stairs is to straighten his hat. Because he's still a gentleman. He's still in power.#And then he gets ready to kick ass.#jin guangyao#meng yao#mdzs#the untamed#cql#chen qing ling#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my two cents#jgy
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love when john wick is in a club. he goes ham in a club
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@nihlkahn || [ cont. ]
Link eyes the deity as he tousles his hair, not sure he appreciates his hair being tousled and definitely not being appreciated how far he'd been thrown. It was enough that he had to pull out his paraglider midair to keep the landing from killing him, and he briefly wonders how far the deity could actually throw him if he tried.
But that's not important.
Finger crooking towards the deity, he shoves it a short distance toward him before patting at his own chest. Grabbing his pointer finger of his right hand with his left hand, he gently yanks it forward before pointing at the other. << You asked me to lead you. >> he protests, even if he somehow seemed to know where they were going already, although Link wasn't sure what was so interesting about this part of the Depths.
#nihlkahn#thrown out of the way#mute courage || link#out questing. || queue#this has the energy of fierce entering a room looking smug#and link bursting in a minute later with 'he pushed me down the stairs!'#in honor of that--i'm putting these two in the depths
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why do i always remember ancient magus’ bride exists when i’m in fandoms that don’t really lend themselves to that kind of au??
#writing is hard#'but liz it's an au you can do whatever you want'#no#no it needs to tie into canon in SOME way#much love to writers that can do complete aus but my brain Does Not Work like that#the character needs to still be the character at their core#and so much of what makes a character is their experiences#what is din djarin if he never became mandalorian?#what is daud without the guilt of jessamine's death hanging over him?#what is meng yao without having been thrown down the stairs of jinlintai?#they would be fundamentally different#and that really works (in my head at least) for like#purposeful fixits and time-travels where you know what's being done#but it can't start there#WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ENFORCE ORDER IN THIS OF ALL THINGS BRAIN#JUST LET IT GO
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There’s a suuuuper good chance I just lose my shit entirely this weekend.
#I don't know what's wrong with my leg but I'm thinking shin splints#and the doctor and the massage guy and the internet have all said the same thing: rest and ice and compression#but I only have one pair of compression socks and they keep getting wet#because the stupid kitchen sink is backed up and I need my dad's help to fix it#but for the second night in a row#he can't/won't#so for the second night in a row I tried to fix it and failed and flooded the kitchen out#which means I can't cook or clean or do dishes#and my kitchen is a DISASTER#and my socks are wet#but in the meantime#he also won't help with literally anything else#and my mom is still bed bound and can't#so I have to go up and down the stairs a bajillion times a day to do laundry or fetch things or set up my mom's ice machine or or or#which means I'm NOT RESTING MY LEG#which means it keeps hurting/going numb#meanwhile my entire routine is thrown way the fuck off because everything is messy and I can't fix it#and my mom doesn't feel well so she's set up camp in my bathroom so I can't use the bathroom or shower or get water when I need to#since I CAN'T GO TO THE KITCHEN FOR WATER#and I can't do MY laundry because I'm continuously washing towels from drying the floor in the kitchen#and my dog keeps wanting to go outside#which means MORE STAIRS#and my dad won't help with him either#so I'm not resting#I can't shower#I can't use the bathroom#I can't get water or cook or clean or do ANYTHING#except re-irritate my leg#and make a BIGGER MESS CUZ I CAN'T CLEAN SHIT#and since I can't cook/have no space in my kitchen because we had to empty the under the sink cabinet
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She came down for cream cheese for the first time in weeks
#shes been afraid to come down cuz of chewby#so we've started luring her down with her favorite treats (the ones that look like chocolate)#rn she still only comes down while chewby isnt in here#she did come down for a couple minutes last friday while chewby was eating cuz i was taking too long with her wet food#and she ate a few bites of it on the table next to my chair#but then she got too scared and ran back upstairs and i went ahead and took the rest up to her cat tree#but! progress!#shes yelling at me from the balcony now#after dinner ive started working on getting her to at least accept a treat on the stairs while chewby is downstairs#im not used to having such a nervous cat#mercedes was so confident and assertive (in the house at least. outside was too overwhelming)#if mercedes had still been getting around the house ok on her own when we got chewby and harley had been able to see them interacting#she might be doing ok with chewby rn#she looked to mercedes for cues a lot so not seeing mercedes interact with chewby and then having mercedes not be here anymore#has thrown her off#too bad shes not friends with my grammys cat. hes very confident and assertive#my emotional support cat needs an emotional support cat#or a very confident chihuahua#shes fast and nervous like a cheetah
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