#he was just be facetious

[syn0vial]

my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

[chamerionwrites]

Now and then I have a little giggle when I recall that JJ Abrams made Rey Palpatine's grandkid via some sort of nonsensical cloning plot. It's not the worst thing in the ST but I do think it's emblematic of why it's bad. Signifier without substance. Derivative *and* gutless. Tried to rip off ESB without understanding how the Vader reveal works as a narrative beat, gave Sheev spawn, and didn't even have enough courage of their convictions to admit that he fucks.

Like we all know Vader spent two decades pining gloomily after Padmé. But Palpatine? Sheev Palpatine? The guy whose two modes are smiling smug self-satisfied secret smiles to himself and crowing POWER, UNLIMITED POWER? The guy who cackles with maniacal relish anytime he gets to let his hair down and have a lightsaber fight? That guy is a hedonist. Tell me I'm wrong. That man is at all times enjoying the hell out of being irredeemably evil. He is a literal emperor, the vastly powerful and mostly unchallenged ruler of the galaxy, reveling in a victory he spent many years plotting and scheming for. And they had to invent some half-assed narrative afterthought of a cloning program rather than simply allowing us to assume that at some point in the two+ decades between ROTS and ROTJ, that man got laid? The cowardice. The incompetence. The sheer commitment to taking every conceivable L

[ban--tam]

yangtober day 7: white uniform

[eddiegettingshot]

like i do think it is funny that many of the blogs saying insane shit were perfectly fine with first kneejerk defending, and then continuing to be friends with queerbuck, certified racist cunt, for like months. and i am a real person. so isn’t that something

[natjennie]

wait actually the "we should totally just stab caesar!" is really poignant and sad. and perfectly represents that aspect of adolescent female friendships like.... mean girls is so fucking good I will stand by mean girls for the rest of my life.

[breadedsinner]

I appreciate when people criticize Sebastian and call him a virgin so I can just ignore the whole thing. Nothing of value is lost.

[a-sketchy]

insane one-two here. one of the worst strings of words in recent memory followed up by the best options to that question

this immediately after too lmao

[jadedaegis]

random grudge thoughts and stuff time

Jawsh is like, a geyser of negative opinions about stuff? I don't hate him and I don't seek out his vids but my BF watches him so

Like, take how he calls Omori "Objectively Bad?" I get not liking RPGs. I get not caring for the psychological horror elements. I even somewhat get laughing because of how ridiculously over-the-top the final boss is. If you're simple about the obvious non-dialogue character development portrayed multiple times through various different interactions that you didn't do, it seems quite extreme. After all, "well that makes Sunny a murderar!one1111" Like. The game explicitly shows that teenagers in fits of rage do stupid things. Just a day before (in-game) Aubrey pushes Basil off the pier. Does that make her a full-throated murderer; while she stands there paralyzed by what she just did as Sunny tries to rescue Basil? If Hero wasn't there it'd be worse on Aub's part, since both Basil and Sunny would have drowned. So clearly the game uses the actions of the characters to try and illustrate how, if you were put under the right stress you'd fuck up too. I don't think Sunny or Basil are close to innocent, of course, but they were dumb kids who were forced into impossible situations to deal with. Either way, I would understand his distaste if, you know, he actually just accepted he has no real reason to dislike it. He just does and that?? is okay?? But every reason he posits as to why it sucks ends up being the most subjective opinions possible. I don't know if he just does this to annoy people but it gives "POPULAR THING BAD" so hard. Like, due what Vinny did with Undertale and Persona 5 and just turn it into a joke that "you'll play it :)" one day and meme the spam of it. Maybe I'm just missing something /gen He just seems like he genuinely has a seething hatred for a... game. It's not perfect and I like it's "objective flaws" as he puts it. He seems so irony-pilled it acts like a Redditor Mod Aura of Repulsion™

[noddytheornithopod]

worst part of the hilda ending: alfur becomes a cop /s

[wolfpoets]

the more i think about it i'm pretty sure i'm not honking my clown nose actually. nandor's whole speech about how guillermo is a very flawed individual - which has at times resulted in the vamps' lives being endangered - but that he is loved nonetheless. nandor's history of defending guillermo even when everyone else is against him. and the baron going "has he really been faithful?" to which nandor responds, firmly and knowingly, yes. nandor's unshakeable belief that he knows guillermo best. he knows.

[colorisbyshe]

dark spot on the periphery of my vision in my bad eye… thank god i have a regular check up tomorrow because uh 🧍🏻‍♀️

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

oh Ficino, I love your approach to salvation by looking at beautiful men.

fellas, is it gay to find salvation through the beauty of another man?

[yellingmetatron]

Why is Lucifer so babygirl?

"...THIS IS NOT A TAKE I WAS EXPECTING TO HAVE TO ADDRESS THIS EVENING."

"LET ME ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION, IN THE FINE OLD TRADITION OF THE SAGES' DISCOURSE: WHY IS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER SO BABYGIRL? IN EXCRUCIATING FUCKING DETAIL, IF YOU WOULD. THEN DO A LITTLE CHECK-IN WITH YOURSELF AND TELL ME HOW YOU FUCKING FEEL."

[insanechayne]

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[stoportotouch]

i am the only person on earth who understands repo! the genetic opera

[hyperbali]

Can't believe Hatsune Miku voiced Alistair AND Cullen AND Anders. We stan a talented queen