#he was horrible but a pookie
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beachcomber got the most beautiful panels out of this comic this is what my king deserves fr he didnt got much focus on g1 so im just glad he can continue show his nature lover bestie of the animals side in this continuation
#praying he doesnt get a horrible dead haha#beachcomber#tf comics#transformers comics#g1 beachcomber mention#tf skybound#energon universe#maccadam#beachcomber nation rise#thats pookie fr
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Everyone's always talking about Val throwing the glass in Vox's general direction and breaking his phone, but the same people are awfully quiet about the fact that Vox literally physically put his hands on Val and dragged him around by the hair (fur? fluff?) just so he could scream in his face.
#toxic relationships#but val is horrible and vox is a little scrunkly poo pookie bear so he gets a pass#they both suck#and neither even flinches at that#it's just baffling to me that only val's shit gets brought up when talking about their issues#.ramblings#ask to tag#hazbin hotel#vox#valentino#staticmoth#idk if I should be putting this in the ship tag but it's literally just how they are in the show sorry
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Happy birthday to this incredible man
#bbc ghosts#six idiots#them there#horrible histories#yonderland#mat baynton#he deserves so much love#happy birthday pookie
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pretending that jaime lannister is a better person than he actually is is my favorite hobby
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I can see Sanji acting like this once in awhile when he sees Zoro and Luffy kiss or cuddle but the moment that Usopp and him get together the PDA on the ship gets 10x worse loll
THIS IS SO REAL SEFKJBSDJKBSJ
i imagine sanji and usopp pining and swooning over each other (they don't know the other is in love too. they're idiots) and complaining all. the. time. about established zolu bc they're very sappy and extremely careless about their pda. the thing is, zolu's pda is more intimate gestures and touches and being together all the time. they're not THAT loud (except when luffy is, indeed, loud af and yells how much he loves zoro. or when zoro gets a bit possessive. but in general they're very cutie patootie and not that annoying) and tbh the crew doesn't mind when they are being clingy in front of them bc it's kind of subtle and personal and it doesn't bother them.
except that it bothers sanji and usopp (mostly sanji) A LOT. bc it's just a constant reminder that they're single and that they can't have what luffy and zoro have.
BUT THEN!!!!!! then they start dating, finally, and they're so. fucking. annoying. the crew is DONE with them. they are BANNED from pda in front of the others. and ofc sanji does not follow that rule bc he's extremely LOUD and very very vocal about his love for usopp.
you thought it was annoying when he spent the day simping for nami and robin???? well wait until he admits he's in love with usopp and even worse when usopp pays attention to him. horrendous. nami became homophobic that day.
#the crew better get used to sanuso's pda bc it's not gonna stop#i'm just sure sanji calls him the cutest frenchest sappiest most horrible pet names in this world#he does that with his whole heart istg#and don't think usopp is subtle btw he's the first to scream how much he loves sanji at the top of his lungs#the kitchen is now sanuso's safe place to be clingy#they're so cutie patootie pookie#gonna squish them#sanuso#sanji#usopp#one piece
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Steve and Robin play hangman when they’re bored at work and Robin never wins because Steve spells words incorrectly during his turns, always ends up confusing his e’s and a’s. But they’re undefeated at Pictionary, can guess what the other one is drawing in a single line. Dustin always thinks they’re cheating.
When his parents are gone on weekend trips, Robin will come over and the two of them will watch movies all day and bake banana bread. Steve loves banana bread. Robin can’t stand when people chew with their mouths open but not Steve, who braids and unbraids her hair and talk-chews through the whole first half of St. Elmo’s Fire (her pick).
Steve once tried to color coordinate Robin’s closet as a surprise and it did NOT go well. Robin didn’t talk to him for two days, she was so upset. But Steve understands, he really does, when she explains what’s wrong over the phone. When he knocks on her door after dinner with a new mixtape, they end up driving around aimlessly until the tape is over and all is forgiven.
Robin holds Steve’s hand when he gets bad migraines, strokes up and down his arms when he has to put his head in his hands. Understands when certain days are bad days, quieter and gentler with him. She always keeps an extra pair of sunglasses in her school bag, just in case.
They haven’t talked deeply about the monsters, but they know each other’s favorite songs and foods and colors and their celebrity crushes and jean sizes and allergies (Robin can’t eat shellfish). They have done karaoke for longer than three hours and peed their pants laughing and have seen each other naked and have sat in complete silence, comfortable on Steve’s leather couch and happy just to be in each other’s company, their favorite person the other person in the room.
#stranger things#steve harrington#robin buckley#stobin#stobin headcanons#platonic stobin#hear me out: they are everything to me#steve and robin#Steve teaches Robin how to parallel park#Robin makes Steve beaded keychains#steve can impersonate Robin’s dad on the phone#and Robin can forge Steve’s handwriting perfectly#Steve and Robin make banana bread with nuts with peanut butter with bran flakes with chocolate chunks with jam#and Dustin teases them about being old farts but they can’t help it banana bread is so good#Steve has horrible nightmares sometimes during sleepovers and Robin will talk about nothing until he falls asleep again#she’s a grade a yapper and he’s her best audience#when he can’t sleep he’ll say something like Robin tell me about tomatoes and then she will talk about tomatoes until he’s snoring and gone#they are my two favorite people and the best duo and my pookies supreme
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Ocean would hate this, the first time I try to start a page on just her, it gets taken over by Monique
#probs gonna delete this bc its messy#my pookie bear monique#and my girlfailure ocean#love he but her hair is horrible for me to draw#noel gruber#noel ride the cyclone#noel rtc#monique gibeau#ride the cyclone#ocean rosenberg
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just lost 30 of sleep time + broke the perfect amount of sleepiness by getting excited and venting abt hal9000 in my bathroom when i was attempting to get ready for bed
#..............hal isn't a bad robot why did pop culture painted such a terrible and horrible portrait of pookie#like he was almost at the same level as AM in my head before watching 2001#won't start saying all the shit i rambled for the past 30 min but#i never wish on my worst enemy to say that hal is evil because i will talk their ears off
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Tis' I, I have schuttled here from her blog because Gang Orca hot and I will kiss him
He would probably be like that, at least at the start, but counter point! I will kiss him silly
Gang Orca: You deserve more than me!
Y/N: I think what I deserve is some kisses and cuddles from my cute boyfriend!
Y/N: Also you're stuck with me now
Y/N: Also come here I'm giving you a hug
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Listen, with persistence he will take the love we give him. Our stubborness will win him over and he will be filled with copious amounts of soft mushy love because he will finally be filled with a sence of belonging.
#people with mutant quirks can be treated qhite horribly in canon but#i will be protecting that man with my entire body#he deserves so much love#lil pookie angelcake#nemo answers#🦂 anon#gang orca
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Me explaining to people why I love the scarecrow:
And then me explaining why I love the riddler: I'm autistic and he's me. (Also green is my favorite color)
#wasn't prepared for how much I'd kin edward😔#Jon is my horrible pookie who does nothing wrong ever#(he does)#theyre both assholes#but i love them
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Bro’s majestic
#bbc ghosts#six idiots#them there#ben willbond#horrible histories#yonderland#he’s so pookie#look at him#my dad fr
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oh my god ☹️ I feel so sick for calliope this is horrible
#my.txt#me.txt#calliope sandman#calliope#the sandman#i hate that its this actor playing calliope's new abuser too bc he plays so many of my old pookies#this is horrible she doesnt deserve this ☹️☹️☹️
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YIPPIEEEEE
you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.
#I LOVE HIM#POOKIE BEAR <3333#I LOVE MY HUSBAND !!!!!!!!#I feel like he'd be a horrible roommate bc he'd always be telling me to like throw away all my shit bc like save space or something BUT IDC#HES MY HUSBAND WHY WOULD I CARE#HIM !!!!#I LOVE HIM !!!!!
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i need to speedrun finishing bg3 so i can be over it but i just had the Big Romance Scene with astarion and i have to log off to combat the nausea (/pos)
#it was sooooooooo romantic#and we mightve fucked nasty on his grave after but thats neither here nor there#i lauv him#astarion haters just dont get him like i do#i love a pathetic annoying man#we are on our redemption arcs officially now#i started mine before him but thats ok#sorry for being madly in love with one specific character im queer and traumatized ok#in my defense my first playthru i was literally romanceless because i fumbled the bag so many times#i wanna do another with gale and another with wyll#but that is hard when the game is like 80+ hours long#he is just my pookie bear ok.#ASTARION HATERS JUST DO. NOT. GET ITTTTT!!!!!#i demand everyone who thinks astarion is just some cruel annoying guy to watch his romance cutscenes#ESPECIALLY the dark urge one#HE WAS SOSWEET TO ME#what if i was a man in love with another man and i was told by the little guy in my head to kill him in my sleep and the man takes care of#me even though i am literally fighting my binds to try and stab him and rip his throat out graphically.#what if he spoke so sweetly to me during it.#what if he was kind.#the people are right durge is the best way to romance astarion#what if we both were violent and deadly and did bad things because we were told to#what if we both just wanted to be free of what forces us to do such horrible things#what if we were so in love and heal together
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astarion would never go for it cause he has Issues(TM) but god. i LOVE the thought of him and amma using his Technically Dead status to commit spectacular acts of insurance fraud. of chicanery. skullduggery. even murder most foul. i want her to put him in a cargo container on a ship and let him loose like dracula
#piri.txt#if he could be buried for 10 years and just have a nice little nap while she tells people 'yeah that tomb is definitely full of treasure and#not dangerous at all do you want to help me break it open?' and then she brings 6 people down and all they find is a hangry vampire lord#she is a bird dog. she is a cat bringing her master live mice and frogs. she is. dare i say it. falling into the exact role for him as he#was to cazador. and she does this because she loves him. because she wants to take care of him. because he is her special little man#her little bunny. her pookie bear#i just really like when horrible people are horrible together in new and fun complementary ways teehee
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On that vein, it annoys me greatly when fics that have him as a focus make it as if the fake manual was a honest mistake or Ming Fan's fault and he remained unaware in order to make him easier to digest. No!! Acknowledge the fucked up shit that he did and work from there, don't take away his crimes, he worked hard on those 🙄
My favorite shen jiu fun fact is that he gave a faulty cultivation manual to a bouncing baby boy binghe so that when binghe used it he would erupt and burst like a flesh balloon. And then had a little sulk moment in a cave being mad it didn't work. Like what the fuck. The most character of all time.
#fake shen jiu stans when the real 'yeah he is an abuser but he is also my pookie' walk in#he is a horrible person#that's not ALL he is but he is a horrible person#and it's a disservice to take that away from him in order to like him in god honouring way#svsss
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