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unhinged saitama you'll always be famous
#there are several responses to emotional trauma & guess what. we're DETACHED. absolutely GONE.#he was doing so bad omg.#:( if “god”'s plan was to actually push saitama into becoming something utterly inhuman then he damn near succeeded#things would have gone so bad if it wasn't for genos ??? and his core so carefully held in saitama's hand ???#an emotional lifeline grounding him reminding him of who he is and what he's doing and why he's doing it#anger is easier than pain it's easier than grief & while saitama has definitely been hanging on a thread he still hasn't lost himself in#the horrifying eruption of extreme ( NEGATIVE ) emotion#and that's honestly so important#SAITAMA ( SO QUIETLY ) FIGHTING TOOTH & NAIL TO REMAIN HUMAN !!!!!!!!#im gonna launch myself into the orbit#eye horror /#eye contact /#𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 ; ooc.#ask to tag /#???
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Sketching while streaming s5...
Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)
Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:
(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)
#yes I realize Jon and Martin are in different fucking art styles let me live#do not accuse me of being AI this difficulty drawing hands is all natural I worked hard drawing for years just to fucking suck at it#update I listened to 170 I heard it was devastating but my ass was LAUGHING#poor martin but omg me and my buddy had everywhere at the end of time in the background and shit was so funny#he forgor 😭💀#it was emotionally devastating at the end tho Jon suggesting he stay there um btich NO?!#Jon the literal Lonely is not worse tham being around you get a fucking grip#helen continues to be the best character her showing up for the juicy gossip is so fucking real#anyagays#tma#tma podcast#the magnus pod#tma fanart#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#my art#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#tma jmart#tma season 5#tma spoilers#i have to make a diagram for my jon and martin designs for s5 SO bad#if only i could draw jon.... >:(#i need u guys to know that my martin loves plaid and jon is wearing a plaid shirt thats too big in s5... inchresting....
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Episode 110 vs episode 1100
#im in alabasta on my rewatch and hi are you fucking kidding mE#one piece#parallels#alabasta#egghead#one piece spoilers#monkey d luffy#luffy#mugiwara no luffy#sir crocodile#rob lucci#gomu gomu no baku baku#gomu gomu no munch munch#also note that for the backflip dodge/kick part the music playing in both episodes is IDENTICAL#these episodes aired 12 yrs apart. may 2002 and april 2024#gif#one piece 110#one piece 1100#one piece 1101#there's actually ANOTHER parallel where after he gets stabbed croc throws him in the sand pit and he sinks#and it's the same as luffy spinning out of control and drilling into the ground omg. the same tornado shape for luffy spinning and sables#but i need to sleep so bad#correction 22 yrs apart!!!! *cant do math 5 hrs past bedtime
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there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-
#lati speaks#i wanna write some smut for him so bad i think he should get some pussy bro idk i think it'd do him some good <33#he'd be hung af that dick is thick and huge and it's gonna be rearranging your guts just trying to fit inside <33#omg just imagine him having a monster cock when he's on the job it's gonna have ridges or any other textures nnmffhhh#it's so therapeutic and funny watching this big scary alien general being autistic about pandas <33#hearing this grown-ass alien man meowing at a cat in his deep voice will never not cease to do wonders for my brain#yes i know i'm late with the hype for this show shut up lemme have this sdjcjdskvbj#kyuujitsu no warumono san#mr. villain's day off#warumono x reader#warumono smut
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how long since the last magma dump
#this ones small compared to the others i feel n also all out of order bc formatting is a bitch#all saints street#wan sheng jie#ive been reading for once omg#jrwi riptide#fields of mistria#drawtectives#do i tag characters... question that haunts me for these kinda posts#nick hoult#wsj crystal#<- sweden win... is for me#jasmine drake#<- missing him everday all the time every second#drawtectives felix#hes trying to loaf idk how well it reads#oc#do you remember him. whatever happened with him. whered he go. (<- the one who has full control of all that)#my art#magma#robins peeking in too everyone prepare yourselves cus like i finally started his save n oh boy its gonna be bad i think but what do i know#that ones literally months old too atp. like ive been holding myself back from getting to him for so long n now im free im gonan be crazy
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running on the assumption that everything was truly an act purely bc of the humour of it rn and having a blast thinking about Dazai and Chuuya planning their Meursault mission like:
Dazai: and then you bite me in the neck just to make it seem real Chuuya: what Dazai: what Chuuya: ??? Dazai: Dazai, dejected: okay we’ll leave that part out
or imagine Dazai just casually slipping it into the conversation and moving on thinking Chuuya was just gonna let it slide like:
Dazai: you're gonna shoot me in the head Chuuya: ok Dazai: then you'll bite me in the neck and i'll pretend to twitch and Chuuya: PAUSE. run that back Dazai: i'll pretend to twitch? Chuuya: before that Dazai: you'll bite me Chuuya: ew Dazai: wdym EW Chuuya: why would i do that Dazai: FINE
#ena.hc#enarchive: skk#bungou stray dogs#bsd s5#Chuuya like why do you want me to bite you so bad....#even he was weirded out tf#and Dazai's like i'm just trying to make this believable omg stop being so weird about it...
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My cursed attempts to draw sonic at the kitchen table as I got ruthlessly critiqued by my two sonic nerd friends while crying laughing over my inability to get his proportions right lol
#sonic art#his hands and head so big his body is so small how even do I#he’s so blurry cause I transform tooled him so many times#im so bad at cartoon characters omg#I played the werewolf and knight ones when I was nine and never finished them
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Prompt 84
Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead!
So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back!
Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then!
Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age!
#dcxdp#dpxdc#City Children Au#Prompts#Each city is from a different timeline lol#Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest#Dick hasn't told them his birthday#and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months#Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it!#Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them#Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it#Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay!#they're having fun#lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too#if they get in trouble they call their city-parents#“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth”#“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??”#“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on”#“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff”#Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :)#At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol#dick grayson#danny fenton#billy batson#clark kent#bruce wayne
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gaz x disinterested reader is probably him ingratiating himself with everyone in your inner circle until you bow to social pressure (you don’t)
but your friends/parents/teachers do. now your professor is grabbing you by the arm like by the way your boyfriend is here and he's brought a gift!
he's having dinner with your parents cuz he helped them out at lowe's. (if you talk to em. gaz will 100% woo grammy into feeding him just so he can be as close to you as possible)
and your friends? one pretty ㅤsmile their way and now you're being harassed with questions like why aren't you talking to him? i'd kill to have someone look at me like he does you!
(are they seeing the same guy you are? his gaze lingers as his eyes widen, pupils dilating like to pissholes in the snow. are his fingers twitching?) <- he's just a very hungry man standing in front of a sumptuous feast ok he doesn't mean to look so intense
and at the end if you really don't give, then the door that keeps you from him will. nothing one solid kick or two won't fix. you don't have to like him but you will get used to him because he's going nowhere.
he'll fix your door in the morning but for now it's best he stays to keep you safe 😌
#omg he's so the type to make you seem the bad guy in front of your peers#they see him as an angel and you just a cruel crone of a person like wow#do yall know my door is in splinters cuz he wanted to make himself at home???#he's lucky the sex is good otherwise i'd be calling the police
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OLIVER WITH #91 PLEASEEE
✮ 91 + oliver aiku | “Don’t go on that date.” “Why?” “You know why.” “Say it.”
✮ tags ; fem!reader (reader is wearing makeup, is referred to as princess. no other gendered language), arguing, kiss n makeup.
Your relationship with Oliver is not the kind you get over as much as you just move on from.
Getting over it implies that a time will come where you can think on your time spent together and not feel bitter. Where Oliver is concerned, you're certain you'll never feel completely at ease about whatever the two of you had, if there was anything to be had there in the first place.
There's nothing tangible to your relationship. No anniversaries or Instagram posts that require archiving. A situationship is a kind way to phrase what was mostly just a secret. In the confines of cheap shady motels, unsaved numbers, and empty parking lot.
Getting over it implies that someday you'll be able to sit in a cramped bath tub with someone else without thinking of his scruff on your shoulder and his face in your neck. Or that you can have car sex with another person and think of something other than the way you felt being held afterwards.
You're not going to get over Oliver, but you want to move on from it eventually. It's a path leading to nowhere, and there's nothing for you following it faithfully to it in the end. There's no point trying to chase after Oliver and being kept in the dark about what's so obvious to you both.
You're going on a date as request from your close friends. He's a nice guy. Average height with a good career from your told, though you don't know what he looks like.
You're waiting for your Uber when Oliver shows up at your door step, the same as always. Bright-eyed, non-chalant as he saunters towards you and leans on the railing for the steps in front of your apartment.
"You look nice," He says, voice familiarly unaffected. You don't ask him any questions, refusing to let him hold your curiosity against you.
"I have a date. The Uber will be here in ten."
You're expecting the usual. You've played this card before, much earlier - trying to push Oliver into jealousy and force his hands. It didn't work then, smug bastard he is rolled with the punches and let you go with the assurance you'd be crawling back to him.
It's hard not to be surprised when he doesn't look unbothered. His jaw clenches and it's slight but it's there. "A date? With who?"
You tear your eyes away from his face, trying not to get swayed any further. "Dunno. Someone my friends set me up. Works in tech or something."
"That all you know about him?"
You furrow your brows. "It's a blind date."
"If you're looking for a guy with good money, I'm already around you know."
"Fuck off, Aiku." You say the words through a sigh. "I already told you we're not doing this. Quit wasting my time and go home."
He's quiet for a long time and you can't tell what he's thinking. Truthfully seeing him so lost in thought scares you. "I'm not trying to waste time. I'm telling you you don't need to see him."
You scoff reflexively. "The fuck is that supposed to mean? You think you're my boyfriend or some shit? Go home and fuck off. If you want to go get your dick wet call one of the thousand other people you know,"
"You know it's not fair to pretend that's all I was doing,"
You're going to blow a fuse.
"I don't need to pretend. As far as I'm concerned that's all it ever was. We've talked about this already. You don't need to hand hold you through my fucking problems with you. Don't talk to me about what's fair and what's not."
"Don't go on that date." He reiterates. You seethe, stepping close to him until your nose to nose.
"Why, huh? Tell me what the fuck reason I have not to go."
He looks down at you, somber and unreadable and angry in a different way than you. "You know why. You already know, you've always known. So don't go and just stay here already. Shit, you think I come chase down anyone else like this? You think the only reason I'm this desperate is so I can fuck you? Be serious. If that was the only thing I'd go back home. But I'm here. I'm here,"
You think about killing him. You think about kissing him so violently your teeth clash. You take a sobering breath, shaky as you look up at him. You want to cry and you resent yourself for being that vulnerable over him of all people. "Say it. I don't care about you being here. Be honest or go home, Oliver."
He sighs, long and hard. Eyes closed, he looks the way he did when you met him at nineteen. His hand on your face is large, warm and familiar - so much so you flinch away from it.
He forces your face towards him. "Don't run away from me after cornering me, princess. Look at me," He hums soft and your feel your heart pound. You tell yourself not to get swept away. He presses his thumb to your lip, swiping the makeup till it smudges across your mouth. "....I love you, alright? I'm here because I love you and I've only loved you for the last... however many years we been at this. So don't go on the stupid date with whatever loser your friends set you up with and stay."
He presses his forehead to yours and you feel the world collapse. Fuck him. You're going to kill him for doing as he pleases and then maybe yourself for always going along with his stupid whims. "Don't go looking this pretty for other people. Hurts my feelings."
"You're the worst man I've ever met in my entire life," You say.
"I know. And I love you. I wanna keep being good to you," He says. He sounds so mature it irritates you. "I want you to sleep in my place. I like seeing your shampoo in my shower."
"You're such a piece of shit, do you know that? You think you can just waltz into my life and—I'm not gonna forgive you that easily, alright?"
"I'll spend the rest of my life saying sorry," He says, so easily. He looks so sincere it's hard to keep your resolve. "I don't want to make you feel insecure by not putting words to this. And you don't have to forgive me, just don't go. Don't see other guys for shit I can give you."
"You're annoying and you piss me off and your stupid ass commitment issues get in the way of everything so start going to therapy," You let him hold you as you go on and on. Oliver takes it in strides. "And tell people we're together instead of saying you're seeing someone. And let me be there for you instead of putting up a wall whenever you feel too vulnerable. The minute you act like a prick again, I'll leave you forreal."
"Alright. I love you. I'm sorry,"
His expression is so tender. You've seen it before. It's so obvious that he loves you it nauseates you. The reason Oliver is so hard to get over is because he's always good to you. All the intimate ways he stands by you and sticks to you, supports you even when he can barely bring himself to get serious enough. He's so stupid.
"Whatever. I love you too, I guess, but you know that,"
"And you'll stay with me, yeah?"
You frown at him, face to his chest. "Yeah. Comp me for my Uber, you prick."
"Uh-huh," He looks down at you. "Kiss?"
You reach up and press your mouth to his chastely. He returns it kissing you deeper.
"Since you're already dressed so pretty, let's go on our first date."
He holds your hand, smiling as you hold them back. Damn him. You look down with a pout.
"Yeah. I wanna go,"
#return to sender#tw oliver aiku#oliver x reader#cooked me half to death writing this . omg i hope he dies#bluelock x reader#this cooked me so bad i cant do this
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dunmeshi modern labru au where Kabru wants to try fromsoft games to understand why they’re so popular.
he gives elden ring a shot and surprise he gets fucking rolled. can’t get past tree sentinel, tries to fight Margit at level 15, put all his stats in intelligence and not enough dex, hasn’t even found a proper staff, picked warrior as his starting class.
he’s ready to uninstall but he paid full price for this game, he’s at least gonna defeat one boss goddammit. so he tries summoning players for aid and just his luck, he summons cooperator WolfChimeraWyvern.
and this cooperator is SO GOOD, he solos Margit without getting hit, and Kabru is just. in awe. so he adds him as a friend.
and that’s how he meets Laios, expert on all things fromsoft (has literally read every item description, knows the most obscure lore by heart, don’t ask him how many hours he’s played, he has all the platinums)
#drops to my knees from cringe#i’m … so Laois in this au#i have the elden ring and bloodborne platinum ):#the only reason i don’t have the platinum for the other games is that i am an adult with a job and i simply do not have time#but consider that Kabru would be too busy at the club#he’d be so bad at these games#he wouldn’t like that he’s bad at something tho so he’d try and try and keep failing lol#and Laios fromsoft boss expert has absolutely no trouble reading the gameplay#he helps other players by soloing Malenia for fun#welcome to my insane mind palace#wasabi rambles#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#the funny thing about all of this is that i told a friend a few months ago ‘idk i’m just not that into fantasy’#🤡#one thing about me#i will lie about gameplay hours 😭#elden ring#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#omg … Laios you would love Blaidd’s armour set
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The only way I’m allowing this guy to be an alpha is if there’s bitchin involved 😤
#stupid little au doodle I thought of#I need this guy to be bitched so bad#like can you imagine#this proud little alpha being held down on all fours by someone bigger and stronger and mounted until he cries#omg who said that#damn do I have to do everything myself#tired of cookin sometimes I wanna eat out too ya know or2#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#digital art#my art#fanart#kinda wanna eat him out too lol#aph germania#aph germany#hws germany#ludwig beilschmidt#hetalia au
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CW// blood
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finished an old wip i didn't rlly like but it actually turned out alright !! yippee
idk i kinda want to add more textures to my art lol :3
also idk if anyone cares about my headcanons orwhatever but jsdhjdhejd i think he kindof reminds me of snakes !!! like have you guys ever seen a snake eat??? cool ashell (this post was sponsored by my pet snake dahlia, shes rlly cool) and also. did you know that some snakes have infrared vision??? like that is so fucking cool omg??? so yea i think he can also see stuff based on temperature :3 (but hes otherwise blind) (imo) (you can disagree) (ijust think its cool) (♡)
#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta art#eyeless jack#eyeless jack fanart#creepypasta ej#hes having lunch#dw about it...#hes so pretty i love him :3#not to be down bad or anything but bro can have my organs <3#ok they prolly wouldn't taste very good now that i think about it....#anyway. update!! my binder came in the mail!!! :333 i am never taking this thing off omg i am so happy#(please guys do not wear a binder for more than 8h please i am serious it is not good for you)#also wtf how do i have 300 followers already 😭😭😭😭 fr tysm#ily all mann <333#cw bl00d
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saw this image on Pinterest and the pose gave me such riker vibes that I just HAD to draw it as him and troi HEHEHE
#churro art#my art#digital art#illustration#fanart#star trek#star trek tng#star trek the next generation#william t riker#william riker#deanna troi#AHAAAAAA OKAY PLS DONT SEND ME TO TREKKIE JAIL I HAVENT HAD A CHANCE TO PROPERLY START TNG YEET 😭😭😭#but I do know… I DO KNOW . I love troi so MUCH#I actually started this image drawing her and doodle her a lot on paper in my first week back to uni#but omg I struggled so much with riker here and for why BJBJCBSDJHDSBJ#he literally had like 60 different hairstyle changes during the Lineart phase like it was that bad#it just didn’t look like him but in the end I think I’m close enough 😭😭😭#ANYWAYS This is this weeks uni drawing … the type of drawing I do in my free time on campus :P#I LOVE HOW THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH!! I was kickin my feet n giggling. like a madman#i should really draw the tos crew w these full eyes too but I always love drawing them with the simple dot eyes more HAHAHA#also little authors note. wow did that reference give me a hard time#those are some LOOONG limbs boy . Riker almost ended up looking like slenderman DAMN
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I can’t take this bit seriously I’m just picturing this guy going 🎺 womp womp womp 🎺 as joffrey’s dying lol
#.txt#mf saw a child dying in his mother’s arms and was like ‘oh yea this needs a soundtrack’#he thinks he’s ramin djwadi#I don’t think he’s even dead yet atp. omg wait a second at least#also @ the guests the fuck are you doing lmao. being poisoned is not contagious where are you going#they wanna be red wedding attendees so bad 🙄 maybe if you stanned robb…
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And nothing bad happened ever the end
#Gregory Edgeworth#miles edgeworth#as a baby#the original cowlick haver#i struggled so bad with Gregory's face omgggggg#literally 2 hours alone just on doing his face over 4 times#young ass father omg hes only 26 here wth#phoenix wright ace attorney#ace attorney#my art
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