#he was SAUTÉED

[jax-is-rattled]

Twatter makes me sad so I'm making more cursed ghoul headcannons to cope.

Ft the new ghouls bc fuck you that's why:

Cumulus has disturbingly good aim. Likes to bring mountain his lunch when he's in the greenhouse solely so she can beam it at him from the door to see if hes paying attention.

He never is.

Cirrus takes every chance she gets to stack things on Mountains forehead when he sleeps on the couch.

She has a high score of 7 paper towel rolls, 4 xbox controllers, a tub of ice cream, and a box of donuts.

They have also played jenga on him as well.

Sunshine calls everyone "my guy". Everyone.

She called Sister that once and felt her soul leave her vessel at Mach Speed.

Aurora walks so quietly it's scary. She's constantly sneaking up on people and it's not even on purpose.

She has consequently also found out that cumulus' fear response is, in fact, fight.

And that cumulus has a wicked left hook.

Dew, contrary to popular belief, cannot handle spicy food. He was dared to chug all the Diablo sauce packets that they collected in the fridge door every time they get tacobell. There was so much it literally fell out every time they opened the door. He cried for 3 days after said dare.

Rain is the reason they can't have dnd night anymore.

He is also the reason that the ghouls don't play monopoly.

Aether does not know how planes work and they weird him out.

Nobody tell him about boats.

Swiss is the only one with a driver's license.

Should he have one?

No.

No he should not.

Mountain once got so absolutely blasted he walked into the woods for a week and came back a changed ghoul.

And covered in dirt.

They had to break out the power washer.

Phantom still cries at the beginning of the movie Up and will fist fight anyone who makes fun of him for it.

Ok that's all.

[terrazooid]

Based on this post. Fish is fish.

Nighttime version under the cut:

[mossymandibles]

I mean this in the nicest way possible. I desire to consume your art and your character designs. I've been drooling over them for months.

Ouuu thank you thankk you, I’ll be sure to use plany of seasonings

[beanxiv]

i'm cooked.

[widowshill]

guys i love roger collins

[carfuckerlynch]

u guys ever get. weird vibes from a guy

[caterpillarinacave]

Just took a nap but the entire time I was having this really vivid dream that was made up entirely of Matthew Fairchild struggling with a modern day waffle iron

[aritamargarita]

where bret

he’s right here!

[undeadhousewife]

Everyone clap I ate fucking dinner. I hate eating. I love cooking. It's complicated

[cdyssey]

I made an entire pan of fried rice that could have fed, like, four people. My brother asked if he could have a bite. I said yes, and before I knew it, he had literally eaten half of the pan.

[ff-soft-serve-cone]

Alaskan Ice Cream, Finnish Reindeer and Kiviak my beloveds.

[nathsolkyoako]

Man I’m fucking COOKING over here

[ltlemon]

guys my world has been rocked i just realized. the oc i've been obsessing over and microwaving in my brain is literally like a steven universe fusion of two characters that i have also (recently) obsessed over and microwaved in my brain. what the fuck ya'll.

[alachii]

i am in a state of pure AEOFDIGUAHJOEIRGJAEOSRG hotch can cook

[mortalprinceoflies]

🍓 What is something you and the mun disagree on? 

Munday Questions | @runyou-clever-boy

“Oh, quite a bit, I reckon. I don’t think she should be workin’ a job that leaves her barely able to walk at the end of the day, but they seem to think that it’s all they’re qualified for. Which isn’t remotely true. On a less serious note, she doesn’t like coleslaw, which is a fuckin’ crime against humanity for those of us who were born and raised in the American south! But they’ll eat asparagus and brussel sprouts! Figure that one out! Oh, and do not get me started on her obsession with ABBA…”

[andsoforrain]

Something about being a girl and trying to cook food exactly how your father likes it because he's the food critic of the house and you've been raised to do anything to please him and knowing you'll never grow out of that must-please-male-figures-in-my-life headspace