#So before someone points out that Matthew canonically is competent in the kitchen: so am I. The waffle based horrors persist
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Just took a nap but the entire time I was having this really vivid dream that was made up entirely of Matthew Fairchild struggling with a modern day waffle iron
#Rip to him in the dream it was like an entire day just hours on hour of Matthew trying to make a chocolate chip waffle#Less entertaining that it sounds actually#I took a nap to recover from my battle with the waffle maker#Look. I can cook. I can bake. I can sautĆ© and mix and mash and what have you. But the waffle iron scares me.#I can make it work. But not without the horrors.#So before someone points out that Matthew canonically is competent in the kitchen: so am I. The waffle based horrors persist#Dream was set in my kitchen#At one point he just screamed āIāM GOING TO BACK TO ENGLANDā and cried#And you know what. Same. And Iāve never been to England#Yāall donāt understand the struggle of this old ass mean ass waffle maker. Itāll burn you through a fucking glove#It makes this evil sound#Matthew Fairchild#tsc
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