#he secretly loves it tho

[dragonpyre]

Crack idea: Jason Todd gets all dressed up one day for smth and styles his hair and everything. Immediately gets mistaken for Bruce.

He cries in the bathroom for an hour

[eggdrawsthings]

bro botched a mission once and the kid just doesn't let him live it down

[kusaribanana]

[imperatorrrrr]

new article/q&a about Nico Hischier just dropped.

best tidbits below:

Q: What moment in your life would you like to experience again? A: The moment when I stepped onto the ice before my first NHL game.

Q: Common misconception about hockey players? A: That goalies are a bit crazy for standing in goal and letting pucks get shot at them.

Q: Which sports star's training would you like to follow? A: I would be interested to know how Roger Federer trains.

Q: What title would you give your biography? A: From Little Valais to Big New York

Q: Last time you cried? A: After the World Cup final there were emotional moments and some tears were shed. I had never played in a final before, now I know what it feels like. And when you lose, the motivation for the next time is even greater so that you don't experience that feeling again.

Q: What didn't you eat as a child that you like to eat now? A: Onions! As a child I hated them, my mother was not allowed to cook anything with onions. And today I love them.

Q: Most emotional locker room moment? A: Difficult, because there were a few. Emotionally, it's not easy when players are traded during the season or coaches who have been with the club for a long time have to leave. These are not pleasant conversations as a team. In contrast, the moment when the playoffs are clinched, for example, is very special. That's why there is no one moment; in the locker room it's a rollercoaster of emotions.

Q: What advice do you give to young players who dream of the NHL? A: Don't be afraid to make mistakes, because you learn from them. Go your own way, have fun in training and in games.

Q: Are you afraid of getting older? A: No, I try to have the attitude of looking forward to what is still to come.

Q: Four weeks in a monastery or in prison – what would you choose? A: To the monastery, of course

Q: What could you never be persuaded to do? A: A dance competition

Q: What household chore do you put off the longest? A: Vacuuming

Q: What prank have your teammates played on you? A: In the locker room, your helmet is always on the top shelf. They put a cup of water underneath it. If you take your helmet off the shelf, you pour the water on your face. I found out a few years ago that this is a popular joke.

Q: When can you laugh at yourself? A: When I’m in a good mood I can always laugh at myself

Q: What are women better at than men? A: Oh, in many things. They are better at coordinating things, they can absorb a lot of information better and faster. Luckily there are women.

[minnow-doodle-doo]

he’s growing up :,)

[littleplantfreak]

Umemiya does that thing where he plants a tree when his kids are born so it grows with them. Chooses the type carefully so it has meaning, and even when they’re babies he takes them out every so often and tells them that’s their tree and looking at how they’re both growing makes him teary eyed

[perpetual-fng]

✨soap cat✨ they're twins

bonus:

[blu-ish]

✨Late Night Flight🌙

[green-lights-33]

Hello friend I hope you’re having the loveliest day <3

I would love love love it if you drew Remus and Sirius dancing!

Thank you for blessing us with your incredible art ✨

[keithsautism]

I feel like Keith and Lance are both ND but in different ways. Keith is the kind of guy who would really like physical contact and words of affirmation as love languages. He's pretty good at telling Lance how he feels about him later in the series. He'd probably appreciate the lack of ambiguity and take things at face value/put trust in I love yous.

Meanwhile Lance grew up in a big family so they might not have had as much money. Receiving gifts was a really big deal for him growing up. I can imagine Keith giving Lance a cool blue shell he found at an alien market and being all confused, thinking Lance doesn't like it when he goes still. Like he wants to take it back and is disappointed that Lance doesn't like it. But he does, he's just a bit overwhelmed by the gesture. Trying to show why he thought getting some silly shell was a good idea, Keith meekly tells him to look at this pretty part of it, turning it over in Lance's hands, pointing out an opalescent part that's all different kinds of blues. Says it reminds him of Lance's eyes.

Lance says something like "How would you know what colour my eyes are" because eye contact is not Keith's forte, but there's no bite behind it, and Keith doesn't get the joke anyway, just looks nervous. Keith just says they're pretty, as if he couldn't not have noticed. Lance puts it down on his side table gently. Keith says "You don't like it?" Lance gives him a super tender kiss. They kiss for a while holding each other, and Keith hugs him, sighing with contentment into lance's shoulder. Says "Holding you feels like home" then Lance dies on the spot

[twistedappletree]

Big headcanon that Lan Xichen adored baby A-Yuan when Lan Wangji brought him to the Cloud Recesses.

Big headcanon that he adored him so much, LWJ actually had to stop his brother from spoiling him because he wanted A-Yuan to be equal and have the same experience as the other Lan juniors so there wasn’t any favoritism/jealousy or bullying against him.

Big headcanon that Lan Xichen found more practical ways to spoil him because he saw how smart and fast-learning little A-Yuan was and always made sure he had the tools and resources to excel in his studies and cultivation.

[wish-i-were-heather]

kay good night wife ❤️❤️

GOODNIGHT WIFEY POO

AND STOP HARASSING THE POOR MAN

[fleabrainedmania]

Erwin wearing this on vacation to embarrass Levi

[satoruxx]

Hiii! I hope you’re doing well. I loved your wolf hybrid Toji story and I have an idea for a part if you’re interested!

I’m thinking something like there’s a storm coming up so the reader tries to convince Toji to come inside their house for the night. Toji is stubborn at first but eventually agrees. When he’s in our house he’ll be able to wash himself and we give him new clothes and a bunch of cute things happen 🥹

If you do this ilysm but no pressure ofc. I can’t wait to see what you have in store for this story! 🩵

hi lovely !! first of all let me say i'm so glad you enjoyed wolfhybrid!toji thank you so much for reading it !!

and secondly.....are you in my house?????? because they way you got every single detail right im crying lmaoooo

part two is half written rn and i don't want to spoil everything just yet but yeah reader invites toji in bc he was waiting in the rain and helps him clean up basically !! i can't tell you how i gasped when i saw your ask i swear you're in my brain......

here's a lil snippet !!

anyways all i can say is great minds think alike hehe <333

[rebouks]

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Victoria: You’re like a boring old man, Trissy; you never come out anymore. Tristen: You know why I don’t. Victoria: Tch, aren’t you over that yet?

[Tristen pauses, clearly dumbfounded that anyone would even ask that kind of question] Victoria: You could at least take me to this stupid wedding, I bought a new outfit. Tristen: I told you not to, I don’t get a plus one-.. besides, you don’t even know them; I’m barely gonna know anyone there either.

Victoria: So, take me! Or, come out with us instead. Tristen: We’ll do something when I get back-.. or the day after, I promise. Victoria: [huffs] If you don’t wanna be seen with me, you could just say so.

Tristen: [sighs] That’s not what I-.. Vicky, wait! Victoria: Whatever, I-… [Matilda surreptitiously slides her boot toward Victoria as she storms off, successfully causing her to stumble]

Victoria: Jesus, watch where you’re putting those ridiculous boots! Matilda: My bad. Victoria: Stupid bitch-.. why don’t you buy some proper shoes, huh?

Matilda: Are those platform flip-flops? Victoria: Pfft. Matilda: Nice retort.

Tristen: You shouldn’t have done that. Matilda: I can handle moody twats-.. y’know, since I am one. Tristen: That’s.. not what I meant.

Matilda: Hm, ‘cause you’ll get it in the neck later? Tristen: [shrugs] I hope you didn’t want anything; I’ve already cleaned the machines n’ stuff. Matilda: Are you closing up?

Tristen: I’m trying to. Matilda: Do you need a hand? Tristen: It’s fine, I’m just waiting for those two-…

Matilda: Yeah, that’s what I was getting at. [Tristen visibly cringes as Matilda loudly claps her hands together, shooing the loitering customers] Matilda: C’mon losers, closing time! Beat it!

…

Tristen: You don’t have to; I’ll just ride my bike. Matilda: In a suit? Oscar would kill me if I made you cycle to his wedding. Tristen: That’s probably true-.. alright, thanks.

Matilda: I didn’t know you lived back here-.. makes sense. Tristen: See? Not a creepy stalker. Matilda: I mean, you still could be.

Tristen: Well, I’m not. Matilda: You know I’m just fucking with you, right? I don’t actually think that. Tristen: I kinda thought you meant it…

Matilda: Eh, I say and do a lotta shit I don’t really mean. I’m working on it. Tristen: Good luck with that-.. not sarcasm, sorry. Matilda: [snorts] Be ready at twelve.

[boltupbitches]

Justin's Dr. Squatch commercial, the one promoting ball lotion, is my fav Justin Herbert lore. If only Manscape still had their ads here on Tumblr. It would be iconic on my timeline