#he scares the crap out of me
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nanomooselet · 1 year ago
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It takes nearly two months for Vash and friends to get from Jeneora Rock to July, and they had transport. This loser puts on his nicest blankie and walks from July to Jeneora Rock in a couple of days.
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This dramatic asshole choosing to walk barefoot through the desert to greet his brother is still the funniest thing to me, like
Did Conrad kick him out of the car? Did he make this choice on his own? Did he tell the rest of the gang to hold back until his dramatic entrance was made??? I have so many questions
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pharawee · 5 months ago
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"You want to be a hero, huh?"
—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart ♠ 09.09.2024
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kinghermitcrab · 2 years ago
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it's over, kid [CRIMSON BLAZE FIST]
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junebugtwin · 2 years ago
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best friends forever without the forever part
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forcedhesitation · 9 months ago
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why should it just be steve who has all the torturous purgatory realm fun?
#dbd#myart#wip#quick clarification for those only familiar with the american version of ringu: sadako is 19.#anyway. I love that dbd lets me explore steve and nancy's characters outside the bullshit that the show is.#because the whole steve and nancy dynamic is Interesting. but the dustbags are plagued by cerebral hetrot so that story never GOES anywhere#it's just the “Waaaah love triangle OMG!!! will they? won't they?” crap. idk man. idc. why're these dumbasses breathing in Upside down air?#some people here have seen lucy before-- he is the ghostface pictured. and he's an OC. different person entirely from danny.#I won't explain his full lore here but-- he was a drag queen before the fog who started out by only killing those who he felt deserved it.#his entire persona satirises catholicism and he calls himself “the holy ghost” rather than ghostface. the entity made him an actual devil.#he's obsessed with steve because he LIVES his own role so he sees steve as his heroic opposite or some fucked up gay shit like that.#he's clutching kate's heart because if he were a real character in the game-- he'd have two moris.#one standard... and one for if a steve is present in the lobby. the second would involve him carving out the heart of a survivor as a gift.#he never harms steve though-- so it makes steve's penchant for self-sacrifice pointless.#steve instead has to do what he can to open the gates as fast as possible-- or watch everyone else die! :)#as for the toxic yuri-- it occurred to me that sadako's backstory bears some striking similarities to barb's story.#as soon as I realised this-- it was like I had suddenly gained the ability to see a new colour I could not see before.#sadako wanting to torment nancy as sick revenge for what happened to her but using barb's death as justification for this...#...nancy being unable to escape the ghost of barb... even in this hell dimension full of terrifying monsters--#it is still the memory of the girl she feels she “let” die in steve's pool that scares and hurts her the most.#not to mention that sadako's powers are reminiscent of how the upside down related fuckery appears...#the screwy technology. the telekinesis.#I just REALLY love seeing characters be forced to confront difficult parts of themselves even if that shit REALLY hurts.#dbd makes it so easy to do that to any given character. of course this goes both ways too-- it'd force lucy & sadako to change too.#which opens the door for torment on their end too because killers who disobey the entity are tortured into obeying.#a rock and a hard place on both ends. and that is Exactly how I like it. intense. complicated-- a puzzle to be solved.
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dragonsflame117 · 7 months ago
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This asshole decided my finger was a snack while I was doing maintenance and promptly got yanked out of his hole when I recoiled and he DID NOT LET GO
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zafiro-anyejo · 3 months ago
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very few 'parenting' things frustrate me more than parents who give their screaming kids an ipad, but I think "emotionally neglectful for 20 years and then wondering why their kid isn't thriving/adjusting to adulthood well, so they try to make up for it by being an overbearing helicopter parent" might take the cake.
#at least be consistent in your parenting style#ughhh#'oh no i neglected my kid for 20 years/was unstable (and still am!) and now they aren't thriving. surely it is the vieo gamez and not me'#i s2g if i break up with my partner their mother will be one of the reasons#the sucky thing is generational trauma hopefully gets distilled through each subsequent generation but it is the parents' job#to choose whether they are 1) financially ready and 2) emotionally ready to make that change and give their kids a better life#my grandpa grew up digging through trash for things to eat and decided when he had kids he would not be mean like his dad#and that they would have food on the table#my partner has literally said his mom 'just wanted a kid' and basically baby-trapped his dad#and she was like... in her mid-30s by this point#insane. insane. insane.#i understand baby fever and all that but at least make sure you are in a stable relationship first??#and also my partner's WHOLE FAMILY is like this#just... generation after generation of awful upbringings and kids rebelling and having kids too young and getting in bad relationships and#dealing with undiagnosed mental health disorders#maybe we should just break up at this point idk#delete later#i think i am freaking out because i got news about a possible health scare about one of my own family members so i'm spiraling#thanks for letting me vent. again#if my crap is too annoying PLEASE unfollow me#i don't keep a diary because i'm too immature to do that and thrive on others' validation and i am too broke for therapy#delete later maybe#i might keep this one up just so i can look back on it in a few weeks and be like 'girl u need meds' like hells yeah i do#a good thing that happened today is i avoided my urge to drink the half bottle of wine in the fridge#irish genes be gone from me today muahahaha
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letsgetitblog · 11 months ago
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Yall when we succeed (cause we will. ) in getting him mad because of the reviews. Y'all- what if he disappears- 🥴 like- like every episode he changes his expression on the website right? and then the last episode- he's just completely gone- and he might leave a message when you try to download him again (which he will) that would be scary ASF. Cause ya know the flat face bastard is gonna be mad cause of the shows he showing us ain't working so he goes and do something that WILL work AND HE'S JUST G O N E 🧍🏾‍♀️.
LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WOULD SEND CHILLS UP MY SPINE I HATE ITTTT
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sugarbang · 19 days ago
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oborofollower7 · 7 months ago
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man idk
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glitchyp1xels · 7 months ago
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Hello Neighbor - MASSIVE jumpscare from Theo... =_=;
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Me, aged 5. Spoken to my extremely Catholic grandmother, matriarch of the family, who had crosses and pictures of saints hanging in every room of the house: [little, uncannily-enunciated voice] “Grandma, when your church gets destroyed in Armageddon, you can come to our kingdom hall!”
#exjw#ex cult#I’m overly-conscious of how I speak now; but as a child I was about as blunt as a sledgehammer#Yeah my dad got SLAMMED for that one#There was no mistaking what I said because I spoke like a little adult#I was… something. Cute but weird and kind of manipulative.#At that age I enjoyed creeping out adult men in public by intensely staring at them#only adult men; not women#I also pushed boys down the slide and called them “scaredy-cat” until they agreed with me that they were cowards#I planned out in my head one time that my dad was going to walk into the living room with coffee in his hand#so if I scared him at just the right moment; he’d jolt and coffee would spill all over the floor#So I tested my hypothesis and it worked.#My goal was to get him to spill the coffee#I was around four or five but with the calculation of a serial killer (which isn’t saying much because serial killers are dumb)#I watched ET and wanted to see if I could hide in plain sight in my basket of stuffed animals#So I just waited in there very patiently until my dad went looking for me. Held my eyes open without blinking and remained very still#He walked in… looked right at me but didn’t see me; walked out. Walked back in#This time he saw me and got the crap scared out of him when he realized I was right there in front of him the whole time#But I never went into anything to prank anyone… I wasn’t in it for humor; I wanted to be smarter and more powerful than people#if only for a second#I wanted to see if I could come up with a plan involving other people and have those people do what I wanted them to do#But you see I was so sweet 90% of the time that no one thought anything of it — or even noticed what I was doing in some cases#Fortunately I grew out of doing that kind of thing without sufficient cause#But I still do enjoy messing with people from time to time if they REALLY deserve it#or benignly… I like it when people cry or get squeamish in reaction to my artistic work or acting or singing#The feeling of someone eating out of the palm of my hand creatively is great#Love it
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cleromancy · 1 year ago
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on one hand bftc isnt real and it cant hurt me on the other hand anytime ANYONE trots out tim and/or mia as examples of the worst things jasons ever done i will take my copy and start THWACKING YOU WITH IT. tim and mia were fullfledged titans and peer-aged to him, damian was ten! he wasnt even robin yet and jason shot him! with live ammunition! like from a gun! i need you to PRIORITIZE
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wereshrew-admirer · 2 years ago
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that-was-anticlimactic · 2 years ago
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lol my student teaching supervisor sent me my feedback video because he observed me friday and it was twenty minutes long and he essentially said that he was disappointed in me and that i did a disservice to american poetry so i'm feeling pretty good about myself
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sketchunivercx3s · 2 years ago
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SO I WAS DOING AP WORLD HISTORY WORK AND I FINISHED THE VIDEO SO I FINISHED MY NOTES AND WHEN I TURNED BACK HE WAS STARING AT MEE EMOGMSIODFIJIOJSEOIJPIOJAOIDJ
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