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beatersteeleblippoedition · 9 days ago

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teefers.

Hi, I am dentistry. :) yes I is dentists. (The brain rot hurts sometimes.)

#rotisserie chicken #cerebral palsy #peterlippi #she peter in bowl till i ramen #donald grump #peter steele #type o negative #kenny hickey #johnny kelly #josh silver #help #He bit me

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dragonsflame117 · 4 months ago

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This asshole decided my finger was a snack while I was doing maintenance and promptly got yanked out of his hole when I recoiled and he DID NOT LET GO

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kit-williams · 7 months ago

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Momrad to MENACE

HE BIT ME THE TINY NIGHT LORD CAME UP TO ME AND JUST BIT ME WITH ALL 4 OF HIS TEETH

ON THE LEG NEAR MY KNEE

#momrad to konrad #he bit me

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joe-spookyy · 5 months ago

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Fungus eat you or you eat fungus?

fungus eat me ☹️

#my dog fungus #matty answers #evil dog #biting dog #bad and evil animal #ouch #he bit me

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faux-spring · 4 months ago

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I made this a few weeks or months ago based on the evil gourb au

This is my first time ever doing anthropomorphic characters in ibs

Hopefully I did good in case you're wondering https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVQ8-mHL-go is the video where you can find the au I had posted the art in the discord before

#rain world #rw gourmand #Evil au #Evil gourb #Rotund #Rabid fucker #He bit me

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meh7l0 · 5 months ago

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My little monster

His name is Tom

#Cats #cats of tumblr #animals #He bit me

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transtheskeleton · 2 years ago

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EDGY TRASHBAG

he took 7 hours he has rabies i dont think they’re going to let me back into the local park anymore

#undertale #underfell #underverse #undertale art #fanart #underfell art #underverse fanart #fell sans #underfell sans #help #he bit me #god fucking damnit #please #i think he gave me rabies #helpHelpHelpHELL

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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starridge · 3 months ago

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puppet hour was brutal

#this was a part of a comic i sketched as a warmup but it was too many panels so im posting this on its own #gravity falls #the book of bill #mabel pines #stanford pines #that one page gave me hope that ford trusts mabel and treats her better than he did in the show #cuz man it always made me so mad watching the show #like iknow its the point that ford thinks he and dipper are just like... better and smarter #not that he doesnt like mabel #but like idk!!!!! idk!!!!!!!!!!#the book of bill is redeeming ford a bit 2 me

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amon-alinsky · 29 days ago

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Can confirm 🙏🏼

Turbo from Wreck-It Ralph has rabies !

#he bit me #he gave me rabies #probably got it from a raccoon

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xxmychemicalmonsterzxx · 1 month ago

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my cat is a little shit he keeps biting me fuck you to

#Kitten #i love him sm #he's called bandit #I love my cat #He bit me #he's an asshole tho

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fivethreeballofrage · 3 months ago

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i have never seen parks and rec but somehow lil sebastian ends up in every dream ive ever had, he bit me last night, he fucking bit me, i didn’t even laugh at his hair this time

#lil seb #he bit me #im very upset #the matters unfolding are unforgivable

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drumlincountry · 1 year ago

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I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.

A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."

And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.

All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.

#Gaza #Palestine #I talked to him a bit afterwards but god what do you say!!#he said he found the gig helpful anyway. Supportive. So that's good.#I'm gonna see if I can find his friends band and share some of their songs #Me Fein

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eggritos · 20 days ago

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