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randybutternubber · 5 months

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Tried out monster clay for the first time. His name is Kyle

#sculpting #monster clay #horror art #monster design #he probably works at five guys #Art #artists on tumblr #my art #creature design #tw uncanny valley

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ffcrazy15 · 8 months

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Someone needs to do an analysis on the way the Kung Fu Panda movies use old-fashioned vs. modern language ("Panda we meet at last"/"Hey how's it going") and old-fashioned vs. modern settings (forbidden-city-esque palaces/modern-ish Chinese restaurant) to indicate class differences in their characters, and how those class differences create underlying tensions and misunderstandings.

#This is neither a criticism nor a compliment of that artistic choice #I just think it's really interesting #Like even looking at the Five:#Tigress talks in an older style than the others because she was mainly raised at the Jade Palace #While Mantis talks like Joe-schmo off the street because he *was* a streetfighter and an ordinary guy #Shifu and even Tai Lung talk like they're from an old-fashioned novel or kung fu movie #Po talks like a modern guy you'd meet working in a twenty-first century family restaurant #Part of Tigress's initial disdain for him in the first movie is clearly because she considers him to be low-class/a commoner #(And therefore an intruder into the world of the Jade Palace and the rest of the Kung Fu masters which appears to be semi-noble).#Shen looks genuinely off-put and disgusted when he has to respond to Po's greeting with a “...hey.”#And when Po wants to appear more legitimate as a warrior he adopts a more “legendary”/old-fashioned way of speaking.#In the aesthetic language of KFP old fashioned=noble/upper class and modern=common/lower class.#This translates entirely naturally—I think especially to an American audience—but it is wild once you notice it #Because you realize: “Hang on—shouldn't *all* these characters be talking like they're living in the medieval era?”#“And what does it mean that they're not? What is the movie attempting to convey with this—probably entirely subconscious—artistic choice?”#kung fu panda

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todayisafridaynight · 6 months

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no ones ever gonna understand how much i love daigo doin this stupid shit after dissolving the tojo

#snap chats #is this a gaiden spoiler. its been like five months catch up you nerds #ANYWAYYYYY NOO I LOVE HIM ....... this whole bit is like four seconds long but i love it so much #i just reminded myself i should probably make gaiden/y8 videos for daigo.. i'll make it a JP/ENG comp or somethn.. one day #not soon tho like its barely anything since he's not in those games Long At All but still. im lazy 💀#excuse me while i gush about daigo for twenty minutes now because hehee HE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T GET OVER IT #this is literally the middle aged equivalent of going yippee like YOU CAN TELL HE'S SO RELIEVED IT'S SO CUTE #got the energy of a student with crippling anxiety after they somehow get through giving a presentation without throwing up #AND his lil smile ......... thank you gaiden you made me wanna eat drywall with daigo's sad puppy dog eyes about kiryu #and then immediately made up for it a minute later #sorry i keep scrolling up to look at him and i love him so much. what if i threw up #i dont like using babygirl lightly but this is actually the most Babygirl frame of him ever ive decided #thats my boy .... i love my boy so much ..... he's so cute ... come so far in life congratulations king ..... ily ...#him lookin up at the sky for a minute just to breathe i know he thankin god for the fact he somehow isnt dead yet #im gonna ignore the fact all of this was for naught so i dont bash my head against a wall anyway stan daigo #im gonna be sick i love him so much #if i redraw this later shut up. i love him...#this is why i try not to look at cutscenes anymore cause when i do i feel my brain being put in a microwave and start to melt #its not my fault i love my guys so much .... ok bye i have work to do ....#and then when i finish that work i can go back to loving my guys YAAAAAY !!!!!!!

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oozeandgoo-art · 7 months

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This is going to sound unexpectedly specific compared to my usual vague-as-fuck questions. Context being: I want money, I cannot commit to doing commissions at the moment and drawing is my only marketable skill.

If you were to buy a character "adopt" - premade design for your use, art by me and no rights retained except to like merchandising that original art - would it be a significant factor in either a positive or negative direction if the art were originally done digitally vs traditionally?

Likewise, if you were to buy a traditionally-drawn adopt, would the inclusion of the original paper-and-ink drawing be a significant benefit to you that you would consider paying more than just "base" price for?

Third, regardless of medium, would you want "scratch" papers where I did the brainstorming before the final concept was finished - this wouldn't be at any extra cost i just wonder.

Fourth, would you prefer a "flat" sale or an auction? (I like buying things at auction-style sales, and it means you might get a cheaper price than i'd normally list whatever it is for, but I am given to understand that my preferences vary from the norm pretty significantly lol) .

Fifth, would TF or at lesat mecha designs be more interesting than non-TF ones or would more general "can use this as any oc for anything" type characters be more appealing?

Ah - sixth and last, do regular ocs appeal more or less than kink/fetish-oriented ocs like "suspiciously wide-hipped lady who just so happens to have a mouth in her crotch" or stuff in that vein lol? I'm not sure I can stop myself from coming up with at least one erotic as fuck design because that's just how my brain works, but it's good to know if i should try and focus on that or leave it be and just focus on concepts that seem interesting enough to get a shape out of.

#i know this is specific. please understand i want to eat good food again.#i am not in Serious Financial Worry i simply cannot afford takeout again. my dad is going to give me money when he gets around to it but #that might be any time between now and the end of the month #and about 80% of the money in my bank account is tapped for rx payments the second i get to the pharmacy so i cant spend basically anything #if you guys respond it'd be a big help #also if anyone is interested - first design im working on is a cordyceps-possessed archer elf lady.#and im thinking to list it for around $40-50 US and +$10 and shipping for the paper version #i get a good deal on shipping these days at least. i should be able to ship overseas for like $15-20 US and not $60 or whatever #eta. LOL. LMAO EVEN. ummmm im probably going to want $200 minimum for this archer design. theres three and a half full color illustrations #here. i detailed LACE. FIVE TIMES. INCLUDING A DIAGRAM #i spent eight hours i want like at least my old rates lol #its a cool ass design though. so its worth it. trust me <- biased #my mailing list as usual gets first pick of stuff like this #so if you want to see it go sign up for that and then come message me and ill forward you a copy of the email i sent htem #if they snap it up im not selling it publicly.

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cherrylight · 27 days

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hello everyone. do you want to see my tua self insert whose lore is so confusing and discombobulated because of time (i also have too many ideas for her lore wise so it's okay i guess). i'm being brave, because you are seeing her and i'm indecisive.

look at my darling. i love you. (i like the one on the left a lot i'm sorry)

picrew

#guys i'm being brave. be proud of me.#she is everything to me did you know i love her so much #did you know she's also a tragedy and the love of her life is fighting apocalypses #<- s4 doesn't exist to me okay #funnily enough their like ship name is “slow burn tragedy” because i was saying it as a joke #but it strangely works out because they're both a tragedy in the making god save them both #her lore is odd because there is a canon of me following the seasons and it being widely different #<- i'm not showing or talking about that one as that's for me personally #she'll get like plethora of different lore because timelines exist #<- i'm the biggest nerd with time you'll all hate me (probably)#oh yeah hi hi hi hi hi!!#she and five are forever together and i do not CARE what you say they are in love your honour #probably.....#another fun fact about her is that i called her “the witch” and refer her as “eight” a lot #i'm being so brave rn guys are any of you proud of me #sighs so loud i combust into flames #i'm fine (i'm lying)#ashley talks #should i make a s/i tag for her but what would it be lol #<- i think i know #i'll add it later.#i'm just proud i managed to talk to show the self insert and talk about the f/o i've been too scared to talk about #it's five btw if you care <- i love him a lot he means a lot to me please let me have this.

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cerise-on-top · 8 days

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hEy SI!!!!!!!! how's you?? just a little bug who wanted to check in on its wonderful friend...,.,.... I hope you're doing well ^^ sorry I haven't spoke to you in a while by the way school is stressing me out 🥲/sil!!

Hey there, Luci! I'm doing fine, I've just been a bit stressed and depressed because of upcoming events ^^; But thank you for checking in with me, that's very kind of you :-) And don't worry about not responding to me, it's fine ^^ I can't send you an ask right now, but how are you doing! I hope you're doing alright :>

#cherry chats #I got called “Mister” at work today which was wonderful and made me really happy :D #I mean the e mail wasn't addressed at me in specific but the guy who sent it made no mentions of “Miss”#he must have forgotten that I was there which made me really happy :D #I love being not perceived and not talked about ^^#It's why I only ever talk in tags unless it's important! it makes me feel like everyone is actually ignoring me :>#lets me vent out my frustrations as well since no one probably reads these #also it's finally the weekend! which means I get to kick back relax and drink a monster. or two. or five ^^;#I went a bit overboard with buying them today and now I have five to last me all weekend #whoopsie

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pummelingbat · 8 months

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<- guy who's probably going to start drawing Astarion, unfortunately

#txt #im furious about this i feel like i got twink trapped #went into this game like “idk im sure hes fine but i'll probably be underwhelmed by him :^/”#and for the first five-six hours i was fully immune. i was like oh my god his sob story is boring actually. disappointing.#idk what happened tho i woke up yesterday and felt possessed. his icy grip has touched my soul.#new guy to draw having nervous little shaking chihuahua breakdowns just dropped.#hey you know this format of post doesnt work on tumblr. just realized that. the arrow does not point at my icon.#oh well....

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 2 months

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thinkbing about. him

#random thoughts #fnaf #rotating him in my mind like an orb or perhapps a microwavable tv dinner #love the idea of a character who for some reason has him in their house and does regular maintenance on him #someone who worked for fazbear fright and fucking. stole him #au where the place wasn't burned down and actually opened and some kid started working there and fucking took his ass #springtrap in my head is like. mostly an animal. running on instinct and ancient programming. only rarely lucid #the kid who took him oh my god. what if someone who was the sibling of one of the five missing kids stole him #and like. they know he's the man behind the slaughter and can remember him from when he was alive #and they take him and keep him running as like a form of torture. because fazbear fright was gonna be shut down and the animatronic #was gonna be destroyed or smth and they were like 'no you son of a bitch not yet'#and they can sometimes see the ghosts of the children and employees who died and henry. but like they're not done #they cant let go. not yet.#cant let him go to the beyond because that would be too merciful for a son of a bitch like him #but springtrap cant really understand whats happening and mostly just sees Some Guy keeping him running so most of his feelings #are positive #when he's semi lucid he tries to kill them #when he recognizes them from before he kind of shuts down #the range is 'friend!!!' to 'i am going to fucking murder you' to 'how did you do in pe today'#like this guy mostly isn't william afton. idk who he is but he isn't him most of the time #i imagine the springtrap suit is a unique model so its hard to get replacement parts for him so most of him is custom at this point #idk what they do with the bones. probably leave them alone for the most part out of fear of him passing on if they got rid of them #he smells like dirt and mildew and restroom deoderizer probably #i imagine their thoughts on him are 'i recognize this mostly isnt the man who killed my sibling so i dont want him to suffer'#'but also i cant handle the idea of even a little of the man who killed my sibling being able to stop suffering'#like this is william's idea of hell. complete depersonalization #they make his stay tolerable. decent maintenance. idk what kind of enrichment he needs #being kept in a basement away from regular social interaction is probably hell for any children's animatronic #so he loves when they come down for maintenance. probably rarely at first and then more frequently as they adjust themself to his presence #idk how he feels about maintenance. probably very used to the feeling of having a dude inside of him lmaooo

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piplupod · 3 months

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thank fucking god for weekends 🙏

#going to just fucking chill #get some coding done probably and hopefully figure out how to fix the random white space showing up lmao #thought it was funny that the centre guy asked if i had any plans for the weekend and i was just thinking ''...the weekdays ARE our plans''#like lmao the weekdays are the shit we do. the weekend is for recovering from it all #absolutely insane to me that this dude can work five days a week and do all this shit and still have energy to use on the weekend #like. when does he rest??? but then i realize normally ppl don't Need to rest the way we do lmfaooo rest in shit us i guess #imagine getting enough rest just from sleeping.... could not be me #imagine being able to do things three days in a row and not needing at least two days of literally nothing to recover #imagine not needing to lie down for like an hour at least once a day. goddamn !!!! no wonder ppl actually enjoy being alive !!#chase on the mic

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vaugarde · 1 year

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I like the drama the “someone has to stay” great glacier arc brings but man it’s very distracting how they never even address anyone you may have recruited to paradise after the fact

#like i always assumed the first five were the founders and thats what happi meant and anyone else is just a part timer #but thats not what the game actually says. in fact quagsires explanation makes it seem like anyone who joins is an equal member #so its a case of gameplay/story distinction which isnt terrible but it bugs me #i know its so companion mode can work in case you havent recruited anyone else after the first five #but its so easy to recruit members that i think only a small amount of players would have had that much issue #and its even more distracting when pmd2 has a similar problem with the expedition arc #and they DO clarify about pokemon youve recruited by saying theyre not guild trainees #again i think i said this but i think ill clarify in my pmdverse that most recruits are pokemon that need a home #and theyre not officially on the rescue team itself #oh but then what about my idea where kiran and eris are actually the HAPPI founders…..#ok if i go with that i might just axe this plot djfdjjd. yeah they could just hold down the fort #but there isnt the defeated obligation the actual plot has #maybe emolga gets injured and thats why he cant go… or wait maybe the pokemon feel unsafe?#like knowing all of their founders are going to be gone for several weeks #and yknow that probably makes sense too. cause the alternatives are quagsire scraggy victini and gurdurr #and two of those are former outlaws who are still very crass- one is called the punisher- and the other is just the weather guy #echoed voice #pmd posting

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confinesofmy · 7 months

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guess who just bought a portable washing machine because they cannot endure it any longer!! 🥳

#i've been too overwhelmed to call a guy because i don't feel like navigating dealing with the guy #because in my area the guy isn't a stranger he's someone you either know or know the kin of #and he might fuck you over either in price or quality of work or both #and he'll be there five hours after he says or maybe he'll cancel and it'll be another day #and he'll say weird stuff you don't like and then you get to decide which you prefer weird comments + fixed appliance #or zero tolerance of weird comments + broken appliance + rumours about you #and if it does get fixed it's like $75 not including his run to the hardware store to buy parts #idk. can you tell i have trauma surrounding handymen.#because i sure do.#but i also. on friday. will have a washer i can lift above my head. that will wash everything except my big blankets & probably my pillows.#adam talks too much

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wickedhawtwexler · 8 months

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i found out today that i wasn't the only person on my team to get laid off, which makes me feel better. misery loves company etc

#they axed TWO people on my team of FIVE. absolute massacre #the other guy is here on a visa too so he has to find a new job in 2 months or else he gets deported #fucking awful!!!!! at least i can take my sweet time. which i intend to lmao i need a week or two to recover #i get 8 weeks severance and i'm still gonna get my annual incentive in april which'll probably be another month of salary #and i do have savings. if i'm frugal i could be fine until the end of the year #but i obviously don't want to do that lmao i'm aiming for being employed or at least close within 2 months #anyway my work bestie gave me the scoop today. she's taking over my work for me when i'm gone #my last day is the 26th and from now until then all my meetings are with her to ~*~ knowledge transfer ~*~#half our happy hour squad was laid off 😭 our friend who works at the parent company was also laid off #we're gonna go out and get trashed friday night as a last hurrah #work bestie and i are still down to keep the happy hours going lol but we'll see how the other half of the squad feels #m.txt

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spider-man-2o99 · 1 year

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when are you gonna see the new spiderverse?

it's not set in stone or anything, but we're aiming for sometime within the first week of its release if we can afford it!!

(on the note of spoilers: i Strongly Prefer to not be spoiled, but they won't like. Ruin My Life or really even my Day, i just would prefer to not be spoiled cause it's. like. a dick move, y'know? thanks. love yall)

#talking tag #asks #atsv #across the spider-verse #generally movies r a luxury we have to wait a couple months after release 2 see but i have been waiting for This One for Five Years so--#--it is a very VERY special treat :}#...even if they did For Some Reason decide that THE best color to flash wildly during like. Every Mig Scene is Give Cap Migraines Yellow.#foolish fool fools. if you wanted to reference the end of Issue Number One you need a PALER more DESATURATED yellow or a red/black gradient #in fact pushing the Paler Colors would work a lot better to contrast against him in a properly colored BLACK AND RED SUIT. LIKE THIS DESIGN #sheesh he lives in The Bleeding Neon Future but they pulled Future Inspiration from one of those boring sleek white smooth round shape guys #Nueva York in the comics wasnt meant to be a Cool Future it was meant to be half-criticism of Modern NYC by ppl who Lived There--#--and the other half was Speculation abt what it Could Be if Nothing About The World In (e616s) 1992 Changed For 107 Years #(...dot dot dot. comma. As Written By Overwhelmingly A Bunch Of Middle Class Cishet White Comic Book Guys[TM]. LMAO)#(the good stuff is GOOD the fun stuff is really REALLY fun and the Bullshit in comic book fashion offers up new writers to KILL On Sight <3 #look man im just. im rambling at this point but like i love marvel 2099 i think there are absolutely Some books that ARE worth reading--#--from the imprint and dismissing All Of It just for being 90s Comic Books is unfair to the many teams of people who worked on them yknow #i Do Not Like Pat Mills (MANY reasons.) but the initial art team behind Punisher 2099 (especially the penciler) put SO much passion into it #people only really remember Spider-Man 2099 today but e928 has a really rich developed lore that i get the sinking feeling we;ll probably--#--never actually See Again in any of the same capacity that it once existed at. but. yknow. time passes & things change & that's.. fine.

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the-kipsabian · 2 years

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..also absolutely marinating some sort of a ship idea for kip and chris dont even look at me rn

#kip got banished to the couch for pinning penny so he has to stay somewhere else right? and who does he know that lives around...#im probably not gonna do anything with this but i am marinating #which btw is my new favorite term #night is an absolute mess on main #..this also works well with the whole 'i last saw you five years ago when you were my friend what happened' arc tho oof #am thimkin #..also the knowledge that chris lives in a studio apartment with like a single bed one chair and a table doesnt help 💀#guys they would have to share a bed........

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thevermingod · 1 year

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One of my coworkers is leaving and since hes allergic to things I don't feel comfortable cooking something for him so instead I crocheted him an octopus and a dice bag (Cause he collects dice) So hopefully he likes them

#Also I just wanted to crochet #two birds and all that #but hes worked with me for five years #and we got really close cause we both collect dice #and also cause he's the food safty guy #that makes sure we're keeping thinsg clean and food safe #and people fight with him over the smallest things #but I dont #so im probably just safe to talk to #and when I make a mistake he catches Im chill about it and fix it #and I just talk like a normal person #(But also I do say that a rule is werid and he usually agrees)

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dirt-str1der · 2 years

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I love the idea of kiryu getting a security wallet ..... so sneaky ...

#Yakuza loveblog #sorry im acting like a girl again he turns me into one. instead of saying bruh and whaddahell i start saying hee hee and omaigawd #i mean considering his circumstances a security wallet is necessary because thered a guy running around that can kill him in one hit #but also kiryu is probably the type of guy who will put like five cents in his wallet and be like :) yeah thats definitely all my cash #it doesnt work that way in the game but i do think he is not that smart #he buys an energy drink and then puts the change in his wallet thats like eight dollars #they call him eight dollars to his name kiryu because he has eight dollars to his name #i think he should get frisked because they dont believe he only has eight dollars and hes like 🥺 + angry eyebrows i only have eight dollars #this five hundred yen coin is totally the most valuable thing i have on me #thats how i believe kiryu lives his life. of course in real life kiryu would never lose a fight but imagine #i want him to get beat up more often

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