#he probably already explored the whole catacombs a few times before tbh

[dumvixerum]

Nevertober day 10, catacombs 😰🐺

Basically, modern au, Duke takes Lenore to the closed parts of the Paris catacombs (he def hyperfixated on them as a teen) for her birthday and ends up enjoying the hang out even more than her 💀

And of course it was illegal wtf bro 😤🙄🙄

[nabesthetics]

“and friends” ghfjdk that’s one way to put it

L is for Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Well, Alastor’s fine with nearly anywhere as long as it’s safe enough. His favorite location is “under/on top of his lover”, lmao. Specifics, though? Those depends on the LI.

(So a lot of the following text is just headcanons for Asra, Muriel and Lucio tbh, pfft)

Asra

Mostly well-secluded places.

These two did it on nearly every horizontal (and not only) surface of their home. Aside from some of the kitchen, maybe, kind of awkward when the Stove Salamander is right there.

The countertops and the card reading table have to be cleaned quite regularly, though - both Asra and Alastor are fond of teasing each other throughout the day, so when the last customer of the day leaves, getting to the bedroom is just an unnecessary delay tbh.

When travelling, open fields with tall grass are probably a favorite, closely followed by all kinds of springs & lakes, both because it makes cleanup easier and because, if they’re feeling especially frisky, the water acts as an easy way to the Realms.

Yup. While they don’t do that very often, the Realms are an exciting place for sex. Incredible views and magical environments are already nice features, but as the Realms can react to he person’s state of mind, traveling there while horny results in a whole array of interesting effects, from convenient spots in a seemingly innocent landscape to flowers and fruits with the exact effect you’re thinking about. And as Alastor’s developing Fool abilities allow him navigate the Realms more easily, those trips aren’t quite as dangerous as they would be before.

More importantly though, the both magicians are in their element in the magic Realms, with their senses boosted & some spells that would never work in the waking world suddenly being relatively easy to pull off.

I’m just saying, they don’t need the Magician to get double Asra action.

Their bond grows stronger too, and while that’s something that they can do outside of the Realms, sharing their emotional and physical feelings becomes easier. With that, another feature of the Realms becomes very useful: they can be as loud as they want.

Muriel

Most of the time it’s the safety and seclusion of their home where they can both be at ease and not worry about getting interrupted/spotted.

Muriel is definitely not immune to Alastor’s teasing, but he has the patience to wait until they get back home before giving in and picking the mischievously giggling dragon up and carrying him to bed (…or table, or the fur nest in front of the fireplace, that works too)

Admittedly, they aren’t always patient enough, so some (lockable) rooms at the Palace are used if the tension is high enough or if they’re staying there for a few days. The Palace baths are definitely one of the favorites, though both of them are more likely to pass out from blushing too hard before admitting it.

Muri lived in the forest long enough to know the most hidden spots for all kinds of activities. The peaceful evenings and early nights often turn into intimate lovemaking under the stars; the forest is also a place where Alastor can turn half-dragon without worrying about having enough space for the tail and 7′ worth of wings.

A particular cave with magic-loaded hot springs isn’t forgotten, either – that’s where they had sex for the first time, after all, so they do come back every once in a while – although they do stay clear of the water during the sex itself after that one time when an emotionally charged magic flare caused them to swap bodies for some time, which is a really weird experience when you’re technically different species.

(Not that they didn’t explore that area of magic later in a more controlled environment, mind you.)

Lucio

What isn’t??

Look, they’re not picky. Adventuring lifestyle doesn’t really leave too much room for luxury, and while they do stay at inns overnight when possible, if it’s just one night they both might just crash to bed, too exhausted from the day for anything else. (That does often lead to morning sex, though)

So fucking “in the wild” is just a usual, often spontaneous thing. Sometimes even in the middle of a job, especially after some dangerous encounter because…

that. Lucio’s into seeing his magician being badass, Alastor is into the disheveled look + body scents, it all kinda works out.

Forests? Y’know it. Hot springs?? Hell yeah. Caves? Eh, basically Alastor’s natural habitat. Ancient ruins? As long as it’s not a catacomb, I guess. You get the idea.

They do, however, have that guest room at the Palace that’s pretty much theirs at this point, at least until they get their own place in Vesuvia, which might take a while because someone keeps spending all of their earnings.

Anyway, that room is now magically soundproofed for a reason, they fully intend to make good use of those break days. (Also you can imagine that evening. “What are you doing?” “Um, I’m. Putting… sound blocking charms. On the door.” “.....”)