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He also gets promoted at the end lmao
I find it really funny that the last two Dragon Age games have advisors to guide them through the game. Like the Hero of Fereldan got a brief introduction and a slap on the ass before being immediately placed in charge.
#alistair will always be my king#i remember he came swaggering into redcliffe caste with his updated graphics and that new outfit#instant love - what a babe <3#what a glow up - very little to improve on with leliana and morrigan but he was *perfected* in DAI#his skin tone could have been darker though - he was so pale - let him leave the palace Eamon!#he needs melanin!#his concept art is *my* alistair#dragon age origins
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Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post
#chattin#due to. recent tags that resonated w me#im already someone that loathes the ‘theyre completely alien AND they conveniently look AND function exactly the same as a human’ trope#esp when they have the nerve to make them PROCREATE w humans wo any defects whatsoever#ur lying ur unimaginative u suck !!!!#so my compromise is always like#fine. the point is that they have to blend in very well. i will concede on that front#but god as my witness i will make him so fucked up internally.#u should xray him and see a fucking mess of organs pumping in bizarre places#things that let him see things w a microscopic lens#things that let him exist in a vacuum bc he doesnt need to Breathe#u should get him in a red sun room and realize hes still able to exist unharmed in a vacumm and go hey man. what the fuck .#going to reach max tags bc i never seem to behave myself no matter what im yelling about#i need bruce to sit down and finally read whatever kryptonian text is floating around#and realize clark- despite his mammalian appearance- is far more linked to plants than anything else#a plant w TEETH and EYES and somehow became a predator instead of staying as a plant#HOWWW did u evolve into what u are now? what did ur ancestors look like??? a daisy???#if u look at any kryptonian species youd see that all of them behave like clark- like they all evolved in a similar way#saw a post (i GOTTA find it again) that said that clark is brownskinned which seems a little silly when u compare it to human melanin#but that sunlight makes for a healthy kryptonian and their skin will show it#and paleskinned kryptonians are seeking out more sun and starving for it. like. ouuuu.#i wont add that to my own hcs but its that kinda shit i love sooo much#get so caught up on trying to make him human in ur eyes that u end up misunderstanding him entirely#love him#xenobio#for tagging
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DP X DC Prompt
Damian, who’s never seen danny before this moment: we’re twins.
Danny, choosing chaos: triplets, actually. I have an identical sister.
Damian: what.
Bruce, listening in from a roof: Talia hid THREE children from me?!
Talia, on a different roof: Father stole one of my children?! >:(
OR ALTERNATIVELY
Danny: Quadruplets actually. You owe so much child support
Bruce: what-
Dani & Dan: pay up bitch
#danny texts dani and tells her the drama#dani meets the batfam and is all:yes we look identical bc we're triplets#no other reason#yes this does mean danny dani and dan are not white TM#give them melanin you cowards#the alternate one is where Dan gets the therapy he needed#danny dani dan and dami#alternate alternate Amorpho shapeshifts into danny and pretends to be a sibling#He is excited to be part of the quintuplets#amorpho calls himself damy to be consistent#to get around the whole being dead thing amorpho says he was eaten in the womb#he does not say which sibling did it#they play amongus to sus out whodunnit#damian insists this is not a valid method#he is outvoted#dp x dc#dc x dp#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc prompt
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we could've had a darker skinned mammon,,,,,
prev bimet and current bimet have the same colors in terms of hair, eyes, and even horns
why do mammon like that 😭 don't get me wrong, current mammon is great but a lil bit more melanin might do him good overall
prev mammon has piqued my interest 👀 he's got melanin AND long hair im fucking sold
,,,,,would he be considered a dilf tho 🤔
don't get me wrong im still pissed at PB but im glad there isn't another pale pretty boy in the game 😶 man's most likely gone and would never be playable but hey, variety in skin tone
#what in hell is bad#whb#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in “hell” is bad?#whb mammon#whb bimet#THANK FUCK WE GOT SOME MELANIN#IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME#SIR JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE#is he a big guy too cuz#oho 👀#I NEED HIS FULL BODY SPRITE ASAP
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IT IS TIME. BASTARD FAMILY LINEUP 2023 BABY!!!! WOOO!!
#the hollowridge disaster#oc ref sheet#dragonfang#adam#knife#adriel#dianne#nirven#beial#richard#december#WOOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE ALL THESE GUYS SO MUCH i have been working so hard on this for a few days im so excited to have it done#also before you ask yes adris jacket is grey in this because it fits the b/w theme i want for HR but canonically its teal denim still#that has not changed#ALSO ADAM WEIGHT RIGHTS. PUT SOME HEFT ON THAT GUY#no longer a malnourished emo boy. hes still emo though.#and bei melanin rights too#im gonna explode i love these guys so much i need to show this asap on god!!!#if you are new here i hope u like them!! if you are an old fan/follower i hope u love them still!! :DDD i got a lot of stuff planned#hollowridge my fucking beloved of all time how i have missed you so..............................#💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
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I was wondering . . .you said that machete has poor eyesight, right? In the modern AU would he use glasses or contact lenses?
He uses contacts, but he probably has glasses in reserve as well, just in case. He doesn't like wearing them, he thinks they make him look dumb.
#they help him noticeably but since his vision problems are caused by albinism they can't be corrected completely#surprisingly you need melanin for the structures of your eyes to develope properly#the same pigment that gives skin/fur/etc it's color and he doesn't have any#answered#anonymous#modern au
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i saw him last week on my modded PC save but like..... oughhhhh its so nice seeing him in HD. even if he is a lil clapped and his voice is glitched. they dont call me goth boy's husband on discord for no reason (i called myself that)
#mysims#mysims (game)#mysims agents#mysims kingdom#mysims game#goth boy#i need him to get his melanin back like NEOW#and his eyebrows idc what anyone says he suits eyebrows
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Petition to stop turning characters into drug dealers and gang bangers just bc it’s a black reader fic🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
#pimptalks#I’m looking at the aot fandom frl#like ts irks me#and it’s only on black reader fics like girl I just wanted to stop blushing and running my hands through my hair#but you got this nigga taking me to shootouts w him ?#and it’s always eren good LORDT#he’s not a trapper he’s a psychopath he’d be your jail bae at most#my family in melanin I need y’all to start being serious w yourselves
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I think falling head over heels for kinich the DAY after his banner ended is the cruelest thing to have happened to me in this game
#guys forget my asks being closed send me any kinich requests in anywah#it dont matter i need him#genshin#genshin impact#kinich#genshin kinich#genshin impact kinich#he would be perfect if he had a little melanin#still love him
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who told jay he needed to whiten his skin.
#sick of this shit#sick of this fandom#most importantly I’m sick of the ideology that whiter skin is more beautiful#if you believe that you’re actually stupid and insane#stop projecting it onto idols who have a little bit of melanin omfg#HES TAN SO WHAT#IT DOESNT AFFECT HIS SINGING AND DANCING LIKE#oh I need a pew pew I can’t do this anymore#LEAVE MY STAR BOY ALONE#HE IS LITERALLY SO HANDSOME#STOP THIS SICK SHIT#chit chat with coco <3
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why are you starving your farmer's son to death. feed him
#grits teeth. none of you know him like i do#a dude who grew up with food and hard labor is going to be big. come on#im really truly not being specific bc this 'vision' of him just seems to persist endlessly.#its still actually just homophobia and fatphobia imo grow up make him big#he hates clothes and loves sunbathing and food(TREATS!) and does excersize 24/7. did we watch the same show#like that's not. donut. who is that. that's some guy you invited#everyone knows that a group of guys whos story revolves around being 'wrong' and unwanted#would primarily be made of a cishet skinny white male cast#obviously of course#the sunlamp joke made me remember something#i WISH i could go play lamia donut right now i need to do something and instead im throwing up (not related to this)#(but it is very funny to pretend soft uwu gay white blond skinny donut is the source of my woe)#im going to be tormented forever. nobody even cares about my phd#IVE BEEN HERE FOR 8 MISERABLE YEARS!!!!! !#oh god ive actually for real been obsessed with donut for 8 years#listen im talking right now inthe middle of possibley having food poisoned myself but listen listen listen#literally not my first time going on about it#he likes treats. he works out. you cannot deny he is big#i can't control you not putting some melanin on him bc i have nothing for that aside from his tanning#i PERSONALLY do not think he's white on top of that#but he is in no universe skinny#do i think he is as fat as as grif? probably not#he's definitely got enough muscle to carry some crazy shit compared to a city boy though#think actual animals (50lbs+) and bags of concrete (which can be 80+lbs a pop) and all the fucking.#donut cares SO MUCH about doing the things hes told to do. he can get it “Wrong” but how the fuck did he memorize sarge's plans otherwise#small donuts are not donuts those are holes#that is a sex object#kind of literally. lol.#i personally really dont like turning donut into a sex object from the fandom-eye view bc of how hard hes implied to be a SA victim
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if you ever doubt how WHITE Seattle is, know that I just did an audition for THIS ROLE
because they specifically called me in for it
#i was originally just called in to read for OTHER people at auditions. like. not to audition but to be the person reading the other part#because my friend is the casting director. but i joked to her ‘’cannot believe you called me in to read this BLACK WOMAN show’’#and she was like ‘’i just need someone with melanin! and im like girl my dad is black but not like this!!! i feel ridiculous!!!’’#and the director apparently REALLY liked me and was like ‘’why is she not auditioning??’’#and if he had asked ME i would have said ‘’because i am WHITE. SIR.‘’#but here we are!!!!!#girl my dad is black but he is PUERTO RICAN#and I am WHITE (passing)#no one looks at me and is like ‘’ooh she’s mixed’’ people look at me and are like ‘’…..jewish? filipino? greek? what is this’’#anyway i’m really like 👀👀👀 at this because like? should i turn this down if i’m offered it?#the director is black but like. surely there has to be a conversation about how fucking white i look babes#like. they’re gonna cancel me!!! they’re gonna call me rachel dolezal girl why are you doing this to me????#really truly do not know what to do about it#HOPEFULLY i just don’t get the fucking role and don’t have to worry about it
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the fact that this is the intro slide is sending me 😭😭😭 and why’s he so pale too im sobbing
Young Justice 98 ch. #1
#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#comics#young justice#tim drake#im just a silly little guy#he’s just a silly guy#give him his hand back#and he better not grow a beard#i will riot if he does#young justice 98#skibidi#also why’s he so pale#bro needs some melanin
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Live Laugh Love, tanned skin kuboyasu aren
#yellow talks#saiki k#kubosai#kubosai tag bc kusuo is pale as fuck and he needs the melanin#kuboyasu aren
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Alastor sketches
#despite never drawing this man ever in my life these came out fine#i gave him more melanin too he needed it#hazbin hotel#alastor#alastor the radio demon#alastor hazbin hotel
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#this is like 60% of why I ride so hard for Nashuri to happen#he just looks so good with melanin on his arm I mean do you see him with Letitia?? with lupita?? yalitza?? queens#Tenoch Huerta#Nashuri#namor#agua papi#bpwf#shuri#wakanda forever#I love how I keep seeing a lot of people say that they had a 👁️👄👁️ moment going back and looking at his filmography post bpwf#I’m glad I’m not alone#what needs to happen for us to get a movie with Tenoch in a romantic relationship with a baddie with some seasoning 🥴#no offence to my melanin challenged girlies I mean no harm fr a girl just needs some scenery change IM TIRED
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