#he needs melanin!
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lizzybeeee · 1 month ago
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He also gets promoted at the end lmao
I find it really funny that the last two Dragon Age games have advisors to guide them through the game. Like the Hero of Fereldan got a brief introduction and a slap on the ass before being immediately placed in charge.
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monkesupreme · 2 months ago
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Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post
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#chattin#due to. recent tags that resonated w me#im already someone that loathes the ‘theyre completely alien AND they conveniently look AND function exactly the same as a human’ trope#esp when they have the nerve to make them PROCREATE w humans wo any defects whatsoever#ur lying ur unimaginative u suck !!!!#so my compromise is always like#fine. the point is that they have to blend in very well. i will concede on that front#but god as my witness i will make him so fucked up internally.#u should xray him and see a fucking mess of organs pumping in bizarre places#things that let him see things w a microscopic lens#things that let him exist in a vacuum bc he doesnt need to Breathe#u should get him in a red sun room and realize hes still able to exist unharmed in a vacumm and go hey man. what the fuck .#going to reach max tags bc i never seem to behave myself no matter what im yelling about#i need bruce to sit down and finally read whatever kryptonian text is floating around#and realize clark- despite his mammalian appearance- is far more linked to plants than anything else#a plant w TEETH and EYES and somehow became a predator instead of staying as a plant#HOWWW did u evolve into what u are now? what did ur ancestors look like??? a daisy???#if u look at any kryptonian species youd see that all of them behave like clark- like they all evolved in a similar way#saw a post (i GOTTA find it again) that said that clark is brownskinned which seems a little silly when u compare it to human melanin#but that sunlight makes for a healthy kryptonian and their skin will show it#and paleskinned kryptonians are seeking out more sun and starving for it. like. ouuuu.#i wont add that to my own hcs but its that kinda shit i love sooo much#get so caught up on trying to make him human in ur eyes that u end up misunderstanding him entirely#love him#xenobio#for tagging
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aro-in-danyl · 2 years ago
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DP X DC Prompt
Damian, who’s never seen danny before this moment: we’re twins.
Danny, choosing chaos: triplets, actually. I have an identical sister. 
Damian: what.
Bruce, listening in from a roof: Talia hid THREE children from me?!
Talia, on a different roof: Father stole one of my children?! >:(
OR ALTERNATIVELY
Danny: Quadruplets actually. You owe so much child support
Bruce: what-
Dani & Dan: pay up bitch
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da-shrimping-station · 6 months ago
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we could've had a darker skinned mammon,,,,,
prev bimet and current bimet have the same colors in terms of hair, eyes, and even horns
why do mammon like that 😭 don't get me wrong, current mammon is great but a lil bit more melanin might do him good overall
prev mammon has piqued my interest 👀 he's got melanin AND long hair im fucking sold
,,,,,would he be considered a dilf tho 🤔
don't get me wrong im still pissed at PB but im glad there isn't another pale pretty boy in the game 😶 man's most likely gone and would never be playable but hey, variety in skin tone
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spearxwind · 2 years ago
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IT IS TIME. BASTARD FAMILY LINEUP 2023 BABY!!!! WOOO!!
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canisalbus · 1 year ago
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I was wondering . . .you said that machete has poor eyesight, right? In the modern AU would he use glasses or contact lenses?
He uses contacts, but he probably has glasses in reserve as well, just in case. He doesn't like wearing them, he thinks they make him look dumb.
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soyamxlk · 2 months ago
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i saw him last week on my modded PC save but like..... oughhhhh its so nice seeing him in HD. even if he is a lil clapped and his voice is glitched. they dont call me goth boy's husband on discord for no reason (i called myself that)
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mypimpademia · 2 years ago
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Petition to stop turning characters into drug dealers and gang bangers just bc it’s a black reader fic🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
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equizona · 3 months ago
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I think falling head over heels for kinich the DAY after his banner ended is the cruelest thing to have happened to me in this game
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enluv · 1 year ago
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who told jay he needed to whiten his skin.
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donut-entendre · 5 days ago
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why are you starving your farmer's son to death. feed him
#grits teeth. none of you know him like i do#a dude who grew up with food and hard labor is going to be big. come on#im really truly not being specific bc this 'vision' of him just seems to persist endlessly.#its still actually just homophobia and fatphobia imo grow up make him big#he hates clothes and loves sunbathing and food(TREATS!) and does excersize 24/7. did we watch the same show#like that's not. donut. who is that. that's some guy you invited#everyone knows that a group of guys whos story revolves around being 'wrong' and unwanted#would primarily be made of a cishet skinny white male cast#obviously of course#the sunlamp joke made me remember something#i WISH i could go play lamia donut right now i need to do something and instead im throwing up (not related to this)#(but it is very funny to pretend soft uwu gay white blond skinny donut is the source of my woe)#im going to be tormented forever. nobody even cares about my phd#IVE BEEN HERE FOR 8 MISERABLE YEARS!!!!! !#oh god ive actually for real been obsessed with donut for 8 years#listen im talking right now inthe middle of possibley having food poisoned myself but listen listen listen#literally not my first time going on about it#he likes treats. he works out. you cannot deny he is big#i can't control you not putting some melanin on him bc i have nothing for that aside from his tanning#i PERSONALLY do not think he's white on top of that#but he is in no universe skinny#do i think he is as fat as as grif? probably not#he's definitely got enough muscle to carry some crazy shit compared to a city boy though#think actual animals (50lbs+) and bags of concrete (which can be 80+lbs a pop) and all the fucking.#donut cares SO MUCH about doing the things hes told to do. he can get it “Wrong” but how the fuck did he memorize sarge's plans otherwise#small donuts are not donuts those are holes#that is a sex object#kind of literally. lol.#i personally really dont like turning donut into a sex object from the fandom-eye view bc of how hard hes implied to be a SA victim
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wilsonpussyindulgence · 2 months ago
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if you ever doubt how WHITE Seattle is, know that I just did an audition for THIS ROLE
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because they specifically called me in for it
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mmmmmmeow · 24 days ago
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the fact that this is the intro slide is sending me 😭😭😭 and why’s he so pale too im sobbing
Young Justice 98 ch. #1
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yellowheartz · 10 months ago
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Live Laugh Love, tanned skin kuboyasu aren
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ero-keixx · 11 months ago
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Alastor sketches
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namor-shuri · 2 years ago
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“In this essay I will….”
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