#he needs! to be! bridal! carried!

[wordsgood]

loreleaf ended up with a short king boyfriend but there is something about loreleaf that makes me want to drop him into a very tall and muscular man's arms and let him blush for hours about it. this has absolutely nothing to do with totk and my thinky thoughts about link and sidon and the height difference, i don't know why you'd even bring that up

[hellboundhimbo]

i need them to spontaneously combust into a ball of fire but also have a big fat gay wedding and live happily ever after it’s all very complicated

[martyrbat]

my buddy, killer croc

[ID: a TV screen playing the Gotham City News. The lower third reads: ‘Wayne Womanizer’ and above it is footage of Bruce Wayne in a suit. He's beaming with a smile and has a soft blush as he's being carried bridal style by what looks like an actual bride. The woman has red hair and is wearing a white dress as she smiles at the camera. Bruce has his eyes closed and one of his arms is outstretched to be over his head in his excited celebration! END ID]

[orviposition]

how do you guys think this scene from chapter 274 will look like 👁️👁️

[kismetconstellations]

Here I go, again... The ride just never ends.

Shiro's reaction to Allura sacrificing herself for him in Season One, when he was still a character who mattered:

Shiro's reaction to the exact same thing in Season Eight, when the writers had long since stopped caring about him:

Shiro's response to Ulaz, who he barely knew, sacrificing himself to save him, back in Season Two:

Shiro saying goodbye to one of his dearest friends, who saved his life and gifted him with his new arm, and the power source for it, in the final episode of the absolute disaster that is Season Eight:

[scrollonso]

baby nando hiding while playing with the engine

[sidesteppostinghours]

caine is a very calm, collected, stoic individual. it takes a lot to get him caught openly off guard or flustered.

getting picked up and kissed by a villain a foot shorter than him with no prior warning would do the trick tho

mitchel belongs to @hyper-pixels! i Did have ideas before this but unfortunately for caine all of them got thrown out of the window when i got this notif

[waddlesthepenguin07]

i am so excited yet so scared for Clea Strange finally being in the MCU. Because on one hand, I love Clea and Stephen's romance and i'm excited for it, but on the other I have a horrible feeling that the writers are gonna fuck it up. I NEED my girlboss x boyfailure dynamic. And I KNOW that Charlize Theron and Benedict Cumberbatch can pull it off. I just hope that the MCU writers and directors won't be a bunch of pussies and chicken out of making Stephen a malewife. "bUt HeS tHe StRoNg MaLe PrOtAgOnIsT, wE cAnT mAkE hIm WeAk AnD fEmInInE." YES YOU CAN. FOR MY SANITY. AND HE ISN'T WEAK HES JUST SERVING CUNT.

[shinayashipper]

I love how the manga Otogi arc got many Shippy Contents for more of Yugi's ships 🥺

Kaiba really Skipped 1 (ONE) arc and Yugi already got New Boyfriends 😂😂 KAIBA!! PUT SHACKLES ON YOUR MAN!! He's Collecting Boyfriends anywhere he goes 😂😂

[aeviterncl]

@itmeanspeace * ✽ ❪ cont. from here┊☓ ❫

What a fucking moron this woman was! Who would actually save a bratty kid from a collapsing building by running headfirst into it and then not even having a plan for how to safely get out of the damned thing?! He would— but there was the difference in him being an oni who could handle impact and her being a fragile human who'd likely die on friggen impact! Not to mention, he had regenerative abilities. Even if he did break a few bones, he'd heal in a jiffy using those healing perks he had from not being human.

His elongated teeth bared as he clicked his tongue, and the scarlet haired boy glared down at the woman in his arms with his light brown eyes (also inadvertently scaring the kid she was holding flush against her body). Souta had drawn out his abilities a bit to actually make it to her in time— not that he'd say out loud that he did it for her sake (after all, it would be his problem if she and the brat got hurt in the end).

As tempted as he was to hit her head with a closed fist of irritation, he couldn't do that while he was holding her. Instead, his arms positioned under her knees and around her back tensed to keep her held securely against his body. He slightly dug his nails into her back unconsciously—the act being a warning about the upcoming reprimand, ❝ What kinda idiot are you?! ❞ he yelled at her, blatantly ignoring the kid as he really didn't know how to handle dealing with their presence, ❝ humans can't survive shit like that! Think before you try doing stupid stuff like saving bystanders! You and the brat would've died if I hadn't caught you! ❞

[sepia-stained-sunset]

At the shelter we have these thick gloves that we use when we absolutely have to handle a very unhappy cat. They're a second-to-last resort thing (last resort is this net device that stresses everyone out) but they are very good at their job. They're made of a tough material that the cats can't bite through or scratch at, and they're resistant to anything else a kitty might try. The cat is always unhappy but no one gets hurt and that's the most important thing.

Anyway Bruce will use Clark like this whenever one of his kids is being a squirrely asshole. Can't break any of Clark's bones, can't even break skin, just have to hang limply by the scruff as he carts you back home so that you actually take your pain meds.

Slsksksks headcanon 100% accepted!!

Bruce calls Clark when his kids are being difficult, Bruce calls Diana when his kids are being difficultTM

Clark actually carries them back in (they protest but they don't mind it and it feels nice, especially if Kon tags along and layers them with TTK)

Diana just raises an eyebrow and they all immediately stop protesting.

[mjtheartist04]

GenRika coded(?)

YES YES YES!!!👏👏👏

✨VERY GENRIKA CODED✨

THEY ARE GIRLBOSS AND MALEWIFE🫵😤

[unsat-and-strange]

silly fic idea i might write: post coffin daisy and jon go to the gym

[fearotica]

Wanted to height compare Marcel, Dahlia (@salandersan ) and Jacob Alden (@carnivorekitty ). For science

[starshine-selfships]

A-angel...

[maladaptvs-irl]

i’m watching love on the spectrum and i’m in love with this medieval loser