#he needs! to be! bridal! carried!
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loreleaf ended up with a short king boyfriend but there is something about loreleaf that makes me want to drop him into a very tall and muscular man's arms and let him blush for hours about it. this has absolutely nothing to do with totk and my thinky thoughts about link and sidon and the height difference, i don't know why you'd even bring that up
#im writing my awful self indulgent fic with loreleaf x [REDACTED PODCAST CHARACTER] who is also#kind of a short king in fanon and at the very least canonically not much to look at#and it's just like. loreleaf is such a bodyguard martyr i want to give him a beefy boyfriend#who can for once take the punches loreleaf usually takes for his loved ones#he needs! to be! bridal! carried!#he needs a monster boyfriend!! or at least a beefcake!!!#maybe that's why lorestiel was so much fun to write like a decade ago (shut the fuck up i was chasing my bliss)#i mean cas is not a beefcake but still a lot more powerful in just about every way#man........................maybe i should revisit that au. just like a little bit#OH that's why loreleaf and elliott from the farmer game is so good too#look i don't write self insert fanfics i write loreleaf insert fanfics#because he has all my issues but he's prettier and more interesting than i am so it's actually fun to write#michael-annals
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i need them to spontaneously combust into a ball of fire but also have a big fat gay wedding and live happily ever after it’s all very complicated
#i saw yusuke bridal carrying kurama while rewatching dark tournament a couple hours ago and the worms said what if kuwameshi#not a day goes by that i don’t think abt them. the sillies (rage)#kuwameshi#yyh#my art#wip#might finish this might not honestly idk#i think kuwabara deserves to carry yusuke around like a princess too however. i may draw that in the near future if my brain cooperates w me#but ya ik kuwabara has probably fantasized abt that on more than one occasion. he wants to be the hero!! and also have u considered#the look on yusuke’s face would be absolutely priceless#i’m yapping now i need to go to bed goodnight
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my buddy, killer croc
[ID: a TV screen playing the Gotham City News. The lower third reads: ‘Wayne Womanizer’ and above it is footage of Bruce Wayne in a suit. He's beaming with a smile and has a soft blush as he's being carried bridal style by what looks like an actual bride. The woman has red hair and is wearing a white dress as she smiles at the camera. Bruce has his eyes closed and one of his arms is outstretched to be over his head in his excited celebration! END ID]
#BRIDAL BRUCE#SOOO TRUE.... he needs to be carried more....#god cant wait for his divorce arc... <33#c: my buddy; killer croc#crypt's panels#bruce wayne#fav
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omg where'd you get your top it looks like it would fall apart after one cycle in the wash
#i need you to imagine my very specific vision for yakumo piggybacking on eiden ok:#eiden is such a playful lil scamp so idk one day he wants to test his strength by carrying yakumo#yakumo's always carrying passed-out-eiden after marathon sex sessions so. how heavy can a vertical noodle possibly be#but yakumo's scared he's too heavy or that he'll be too awkwardly shaped (whatever that means) for eiden to carry#so while eiden is crouched down in front of yakumo beckoning him to climb aboard#yakumo stiffly positions himself . but . his feet barely leave the ground#and their bodies aren't touching much.. as in#yaku's knees are gripping at eiden's midsection instead of scooching up close#because he doesn't want his crotch right up against eiden's back LOL#and he's very lightly touching eiden's shoulders with his hands#but since yakumo's body is so distant/unevenly perched.. it actually makes it tougher for eiden to carry him#so eiden has to coax yakumo into getting MUCH CLOSER against his body#'come on . right up against my back. it'll make it easier!!'#'no need to be shy 😏😙'#'that's right! now put your arms around my neck. there we go!!'#after yakumo loosens up and loses rock posture... he indeed becomes easy to carry#so eiden gets to strut around proudly with a yakumo on his back for a bit#this whole thing was inspired by me wanting to see oli bridal carry yakumo LOL#it would be sooooooo easy . oli is sooo strong and yakumo sooo flimsy. just scoop him up. kiss his forehead#tbh he could lift yakumo one handed but the bridal carry is more comfortable and oli is Considerate#then when i had oli AND eiden carrying yaku in my head.. i started imagining the others#something about.... yakumo being tossed around by bottoms#fills me with unprecedented amounts of delight#GARU!! SPIKE HIM ONTO THE GROUND LIKE THE ALMONDBALL#yakuoli#yakuei#yakumond#yakugaru#yakukaru
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how do you guys think this scene from chapter 274 will look like 👁️👁️
#orv#joongdok#no srsly pls give me your opinions and insight#cuz ik im delusional from time to time but i have limits too#but also just HOW did yjh grab him that he would need to drop him down to pull out his sword kdj cant possibly weigh that much to him#bridal carry?? by the waist???? holding him up like a sack of potatoes?? or by the collar like their first meeting?????#HOW DID HE GRAB U KDJ WHY U NEVER DESCRIBE SHIT PROPERLY#goddamn if this was abt his looks you'd throw dozen paragraphs at us
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Here I go, again... The ride just never ends.
Shiro's reaction to Allura sacrificing herself for him in Season One, when he was still a character who mattered:
Shiro's reaction to the exact same thing in Season Eight, when the writers had long since stopped caring about him:
Shiro's response to Ulaz, who he barely knew, sacrificing himself to save him, back in Season Two:
Shiro saying goodbye to one of his dearest friends, who saved his life and gifted him with his new arm, and the power source for it, in the final episode of the absolute disaster that is Season Eight:
#Takashi Shirogane#Shiro#You're nothingness but shining and everywhere at once.#Allura#The Silver-Haired Princess and Her Silver-Haired Paladin.#Voltron: Legendary Defender#Meta.#VLD Meta.#Bless Josh Keaton's heart for carrying Shiro's parting words to Allura because the animators failed him AND Shiro so hard#here#it's not even funny.#If I wasn't attached to these characters I would feel nothing during this exchange.#I saw someone say that the staff on this show were afraid of emotions and this scene is all the proof that you need.#It's a good thing that Shiro and Allura are now under my protective custody and having tea and cakes with Allura's mice after Shiro bought#her a nice sparkly necklace to make up for her sacrificing the Balmeran crystal from her tiara to power his arm.#They're best friends and he's a member of her bridal party and her future children adore him.#God I hate this show.
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baby nando hiding while playing with the engine
#hes so pretty#i need to shake him around#pick him up and carry him bridal style#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#aston martin#fa14#renault#i love him#my baby
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chreon, but pair it with the cat idea from last night
where leon's already started his escape and chris is on the tail end of that (forgive the pun)
except chris enters the scene right as leon's getting dragged back into hell. after chris unceremoniously executes the crazy cat person, he goes to help leon up
imagine his horror when leon has to explain that... yeah, that ain't happening. and just shows chris what happened to his legs. and yeesh, it hasn't been that long since leon's capture, but the stitches on the back of his ankles aren't looking too great...
and that's when chris sees how he's holding his hands. how bruised and black they are.
cue chris carrying leon bridal style to safety<3
#chreon is ALWAYS chris rescuing leon#and carrying him bridal style#the damage causes long term issues but not like too bad#after its corrected#i wanna imagine leon doing a problem i had awhile back#where the achilles just gets a burst of HUGE OUCH and he's on the floor#but after awhile it goes away#wear the right shoes! those shoes caused me so much pain and... achilles issues are TERRIBLE#so that's why leon gets his cut in this scenerio#one day i might consider chreon where leon's saving chris but fuck that. i need leon in danger always
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caine is a very calm, collected, stoic individual. it takes a lot to get him caught openly off guard or flustered.
getting picked up and kissed by a villain a foot shorter than him with no prior warning would do the trick tho
mitchel belongs to @hyper-pixels! i Did have ideas before this but unfortunately for caine all of them got thrown out of the window when i got this notif
#hes being carried bridal style for kissing purposes#but i personally love the image of caine getting slung like a sack of potatoes over trouvailles shoulders#theyd get a concussion over hitting the pavement but itd be funny as hell#this whole piece was a blast to work through holy shit#for the aforementioned reasons i dont get a lot of opportunities to draw caine w exaggerated expressions or posing#so this was a treat#i also need to stress how much fun mitchels hair is to draw#its literally so poofy#i could just scribble to my hearts content it was great#speaking of#mitchel has the awe inspiring ability to make his love life everyones problem and i cannot respect him enough for it#godspeed my man#caine lynzal#nmoc: mitchel becker#sidestep#fhr#pulp draws#ockiss24
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i am so excited yet so scared for Clea Strange finally being in the MCU. Because on one hand, I love Clea and Stephen's romance and i'm excited for it, but on the other I have a horrible feeling that the writers are gonna fuck it up. I NEED my girlboss x boyfailure dynamic. And I KNOW that Charlize Theron and Benedict Cumberbatch can pull it off. I just hope that the MCU writers and directors won't be a bunch of pussies and chicken out of making Stephen a malewife. "bUt HeS tHe StRoNg MaLe PrOtAgOnIsT, wE cAnT mAkE hIm WeAk AnD fEmInInE." YES YOU CAN. FOR MY SANITY. AND HE ISN'T WEAK HES JUST SERVING CUNT.
#dr strange#doctor strange#stephen strange#marvel#mcu#marvel comics#clea strange#doctor strange comics#the avengers#marvel movies#doctor strange in the multiverse of madness#that little bisexual boy needs his strong wife okay#HE LITERALLY GETS BRIDAL-CARRIED BY HER IN OFFICIAL ART!!!#i need my blorbos#my parents fr
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I love how the manga Otogi arc got many Shippy Contents for more of Yugi's ships 🥺
Kaiba really Skipped 1 (ONE) arc and Yugi already got New Boyfriends 😂😂 KAIBA!! PUT SHACKLES ON YOUR MAN!! He's Collecting Boyfriends anywhere he goes 😂😂
#Kaiba really goes Absent on ONE ARC and Yugi has gotten:#1. Otogi-kun#2. Bakura's 'I Need Yugi'#3. Jou's bridal carry#4. Yamiyu's I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU FOREVER#yugi may have gotten some burn scars but hes getting The Boys#rivalshipping#tagged rival because its funny to me
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@itmeanspeace * ✽ ❪ cont. from here┊☓ ❫
What a fucking moron this woman was! Who would actually save a bratty kid from a collapsing building by running headfirst into it and then not even having a plan for how to safely get out of the damned thing?! He would— but there was the difference in him being an oni who could handle impact and her being a fragile human who'd likely die on friggen impact! Not to mention, he had regenerative abilities. Even if he did break a few bones, he'd heal in a jiffy using those healing perks he had from not being human.
His elongated teeth bared as he clicked his tongue, and the scarlet haired boy glared down at the woman in his arms with his light brown eyes (also inadvertently scaring the kid she was holding flush against her body). Souta had drawn out his abilities a bit to actually make it to her in time— not that he'd say out loud that he did it for her sake (after all, it would be his problem if she and the brat got hurt in the end).
As tempted as he was to hit her head with a closed fist of irritation, he couldn't do that while he was holding her. Instead, his arms positioned under her knees and around her back tensed to keep her held securely against his body. He slightly dug his nails into her back unconsciously—the act being a warning about the upcoming reprimand, ❝ What kinda idiot are you?! ❞ he yelled at her, blatantly ignoring the kid as he really didn't know how to handle dealing with their presence, ❝ humans can't survive shit like that! Think before you try doing stupid stuff like saving bystanders! You and the brat would've died if I hadn't caught you! ❞
#* ✽ ❪❪ souta ↠ in character ❫.#itmeanspeace#;; not sure if this would occur after the point he realizes Shiloh is not human so I defaulted to him not knowing yet#;; kinda like a scenario where they did go out for a job together but he doesn't believe her for a second (bc she hasn't shown powers yet)#;; so when she runs in there unarmed he's frantically trying to cover for her to minimize the harm headed her way#;; and honestly Shiloh doesn't need to thank him bc Souta doesn't positively process gratitude??#;; he's kinda tsun about it#;; also this is totally a bridal carry hehe
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At the shelter we have these thick gloves that we use when we absolutely have to handle a very unhappy cat. They're a second-to-last resort thing (last resort is this net device that stresses everyone out) but they are very good at their job. They're made of a tough material that the cats can't bite through or scratch at, and they're resistant to anything else a kitty might try. The cat is always unhappy but no one gets hurt and that's the most important thing.
Anyway Bruce will use Clark like this whenever one of his kids is being a squirrely asshole. Can't break any of Clark's bones, can't even break skin, just have to hang limply by the scruff as he carts you back home so that you actually take your pain meds.
Slsksksks headcanon 100% accepted!!
Bruce calls Clark when his kids are being difficult, Bruce calls Diana when his kids are being difficultTM
Clark actually carries them back in (they protest but they don't mind it and it feels nice, especially if Kon tags along and layers them with TTK)
Diana just raises an eyebrow and they all immediately stop protesting.
#tim has a slightly different process because none of the other yj members will let him get away#with skipping out on treatment. Cassie will pick him up and bridal carry him if she must. Kon carries him like he carries a baby calf#so he learns not to protest too much because he does not need his siblings to witness him being (gently) treated like a baby cow#batfam shenanigans
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GenRika coded(?)
YES YES YES!!!👏👏👏
✨VERY GENRIKA CODED✨
THEY ARE GIRLBOSS AND MALEWIFE🫵😤
#I need to draw this#and I need to draw rika carrying him in bridal style💪#he’s knows damn well he looks good in that dress🙄💅🏼#NARA I FREAKING LOVE YOU GGRAAHHHH#ask#mj answers#Nara in my inbox💜🦋#GenRika#💜genya x rika🩵#BlueRaspberryMelon🩵🍉
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silly fic idea i might write: post coffin daisy and jon go to the gym
#jondaisy#not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing#gym buddies#they are so out of shape and they want to get STRONK#jon needs to be able to bridal carry martin even if he wont admit thats the reason hes working out#also i just think itd be funny#ebb rambles#jonathan sims#daisy tonner
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wait so Lucrezia married a brute and Cesare immediately finds another smart blonde woman married to a brute and kills her husband. He clearly has a type
#the type being his sister#loved it when he carried his sister bridal style to bed while she was in her wedding dress like a husband carrying his new bride to#their new house/wedding bed and like a brother carrying his younger sister to bed because she's still a child who stayed up#past her bedtime#very good#I need something intriguing fast paced easy and set during the middle ages (kinda) so The borgias it is#I'm almost done with the first season but I abandoned Black sails after the first season#despite very much liking it#so we'll see#I don't have that much time to watch series anyway not if I also want to read#but The borgias is very good and very enjoyable#Personal#oooh also I keep recognising actors that play minor parts and it's very entertaining#Luke Paqualino is the only actor so far that manages to pronounce Italian words right#Cesare gets close but not quite
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