#with skipping out on treatment. Cassie will pick him up and bridal carry him if she must. Kon carries him like he carries a baby calf

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At the shelter we have these thick gloves that we use when we absolutely have to handle a very unhappy cat. They're a second-to-last resort thing (last resort is this net device that stresses everyone out) but they are very good at their job. They're made of a tough material that the cats can't bite through or scratch at, and they're resistant to anything else a kitty might try. The cat is always unhappy but no one gets hurt and that's the most important thing.

Anyway Bruce will use Clark like this whenever one of his kids is being a squirrely asshole. Can't break any of Clark's bones, can't even break skin, just have to hang limply by the scruff as he carts you back home so that you actually take your pain meds.

Slsksksks headcanon 100% accepted!!

Bruce calls Clark when his kids are being difficult, Bruce calls Diana when his kids are being difficultTM

Clark actually carries them back in (they protest but they don't mind it and it feels nice, especially if Kon tags along and layers them with TTK)

Diana just raises an eyebrow and they all immediately stop protesting.