#he means it

[allastoredeer]

Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️

[ghostlycleric]

Just realized that Will is canonically fun to go on roadtrips with…

Mike suggests they go 2 states out of the way and Will just starts joking about it. That man does NOT care where they’re going.

Everyones miserable, but Will’s just chilling. Love that for him.

[ask-steven-stevenson]

Hey Jake, how ya feelin?

….any better?

“No. Thanks for asking though.”

[asteropewpew]

it kills me sometimes that itaru could see suspicious ziplock bags filled with questionable white powder or a disassembled gun lying at the coffee table in room 103 and a birth certificate about a guy named mikhail ivanov that has a picture that if he tilts his head just 25 degrees to the right, has the shape of chikage's half-smile and. instead of confronting to chikage about it, he just tells him to not hog the entire table (complete with a whiny tone) and then go back to his gaming cave yeah

[kits-shrine]

She slipped them on, and they fit perfectly, “You’re good at this.”

Ralph shrugged "It's my talent."

[akumanoken]

We were asleep/dead to the world but we heard people were fuckin messing with Sue and our precious peaceful princess is none too pleased

[fuckedprophet]

If Dallas says he’d kill for you….he is not being metaphorical. It’s not an expression

[iguessitsjustme]

I just shamed a grown man into turning down his music considering it’s 7:40 in the morning and he thought he would share his trashy taste with the whole world as he drove around

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[anthrophobixx]

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[maccamania]

Has anyone done this yet?

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[starlingzzz]

my favorite scene :)