#he lowkey fine tho...
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Cause you are GOLD!
back with the 80's series. It's Captain Phoebus this time.. WHY IS THIS MAN OCCUPYING MY HEAD THESE DAYS? SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME.
[📀 Spandau Ballet - Gold ]
#he lowkey fine tho...#even though he looks like a jerk#the hunchback of notre dame#hunchback of notre dame#thond#disney#captain phoebus#phoebus#hunchback of notre dame phoebus#phoebus de martin#phoebus chateaupers#spandau ballet
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the tadpole/brain damage thing. its like. chekovs gun to me. obviously theres very little mechanical support ingame for having a disabling injury, aside from maybe an optional voluntary decision to drop the INT score, but similarly to choosing to write intention into the lack of dark urge Lore responses from the party, i just like to make mountains out of molehills and force game mechanics into In Universe Character Problems
like when dirge repeatedly mentions that he thinks the tadpole is doing something beneficial for him, that its helping him, it isnt JUST the power-hungry psionic ambition in him. its a parasite, that needs a host. it needs a LIVING host, or its own chances of survival plummet. and dirge gets tadpoled right after a life threatening injury to the tadpoles preferred habitat. neither of them want to die!! dirges body tries to recover, but cant in part BECAUSE of the tadpole (the netherese stasis magic rejecting outside influence and binding it to its host, having an unejectable foreign object in the injury site, etc), but its not like the tadpole WANTS its host to have a life altering injury
its not like its malicious (except when it comes to Hive Activity, and then it can be a right bastard), it just cant live any other way. it cant help what it is. halsin calls the illithid life cycle abberant and unnatural, but brood parasitism exists throughout the natural kingdom. is the wasp egg evil for having been laid in a caterpillar?
its first moments of life outside the brine pool, and its new home, its new life, its host, its caregiver, its food supply, is bleeding and dying and falling apart and trying to fix itself but cant and its trying to heal around you but it cant but if it doesnt do anything youll both die, so this larva, this tiny worm of psionic potential and instinct, does what it can. holds its host together with whatever force it can muster, soft gelatinous body (perfect for compreesing flat and squeezing through small orifice openings) keratinizing outside the acidic environment of the brine, its four oral tentacles (its only source of motion and movement when so young and soft, dragging itself along as best it can) made for interweaving with dense synapse clusters to passively absorb the psionic imprint of its host, now desperately intwined with bleeding meat just to try and hold it all together. driven by survival instict and a vessel of psychic potential, forced into passivity by the commands of the Elder, further forced by circumstance to leverage all its great gifts to keep its host standing long enough to eventually eat
my thought is that the reason why dirge still gets the cutscene of the emperor tadpoling him at the beginning of the game, is that the original tadpole orin forced on him is just so weakened and exhausted by months of effort trying to keep him alive through kressas experiments and meddling, that the emperor, currently in thrall to the absolute, feels the need to replace it with a fresher healthier specimen, which then cannibalizes and absorbs the previous one, and then just has to go back to doing the same shit as the last one.
i think that dirges tadpole isnt as twitchy or squirmy as the others because of it. that when omeluum gives him a psychic MRI, the tadpole is just burrowed down and its tendrils stretched like a dense net throughout dirges brain tissue, only moving or writhing occasionally but definitely not as mobile as usual, its web of tendrils especially twisted near dense scar tissue at the back of his head. this worm is already so fucking weird and the circumstances for this mind flayer MRI have already introduced a bajillion different variables that need accounting for, that i dont think omeluum immediately groks the specifics of whats going on but CAN peg the "you have brain damage and your worm is fucking Weird" situation fairly easily. but i dont think it gets enough time in dirges head to get a full understanding of what the tadpole is doing FOR him
cuz like. imo its definitely objectively helping. its a psychic information bank specifically designed to interface with a human brain. the reason why dirge isnt experiencing too many of the side effects of brain damage is because the parasite is doing its best to mitigate them. memory issues, brain fog, disorientation and balancing issues, theyd all be significantly worse without the parasite. when he brings up how he feels its helping him, objectively hes right and its not even the kickass psychic powers hes right about.
like it doesnt cure EVERYTHING, he has chronic migraines that are sensitive to light, and before he asks halsin to make medicine, he starts every morning puking his guts out when the morning sun makes him so nauseous he cant hold dinner down. even without the Urge Nightmares, he has insomnia and just cant meaningfully sleep. but keeping track of what day it is, remembering what happened a few hours ago or the other day, standing up from a sitting position and not immediately wobbling and/or collapsing, retaining his old muscle memory. all shit the parasite is helping with
which is why i cant help but fixate on those moments immediately after defeating the absolute. like oh thats juicy
#bg3 durge#bg3#bg3 dark urge#bg3 the dark urge#durge#the dark urge#long post#dirgecore#dirgeposting#god. visibility tags DONE time for tag RAMBLES#anyways permanently disabled dirge my BELOVEDDDDDD#also makes mintharas hypocricsy more enjoyable. because like i feel like she places a lot of value in effort and ability#so when someone is disabled i feel like she interprets that as a weakness of will to not find a way to thrive or persevere regardless#but just straight up makes an exception in that logic for dirge#because she KNOWS him and knows WHY hes disabled and why there isnt much to be done for it.#so its not his fault and he does enough and he shouldnt blame himself. everyone ELSE tho#shes very much a ''i wouldnt let it stop me'' kind of person. except when it very much does stop dirge but its fine cuz hes her slayer#she does this logical leap for things a lot. like when shes fond of someone or something she suspends a lot of her more critical beliefs#wizards are stupid and blow themselves up. except for you 💜 if ur dumb enough to get betrayed u probably deserved it. except for karlach 💜#if you dont push through ur injuries ur lowkey bitchmade. except for MY special little guy 💜💜💜#nuanced evil lovergirl my FAAAAAAAVE
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HAIAIAIII !!!
I wanna request a tk fic 😇🫶🏻🫶🏻 so uhmm what about a Ler!Jeanette Ler!Brittany and Lee!Eleanor?? from alvin and the chimpmunks !!
~ 𝚂𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚟𝚜. 𝙰𝚟𝚊𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 ~
🩷💜🩵 𝙵𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢: @giggly-cloud 🩷💜🩵
·̩̩̥͙**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙰𝙷𝙷𝙷𝙷𝙷 𝙷𝙸𝙷𝙸𝙷𝙸𝙷𝙸 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚄𝙳𝙸𝙴!!!!! 𝙰𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚠𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙰𝙰𝚃𝙲— 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚂𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 😭💔! 𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘…“𝚝𝚔?” 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 “𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎” 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎 😇💝💗💕💓˚*• ̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙**·̩̩̥͙
𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: 𝙵𝚕𝚞��𝚏
𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 𝟸,𝟸𝟹𝟺
𝙻𝚎𝚎: 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚛 🐿️🩵
𝙻𝚎𝚛’𝚜: 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚢 🐿️🩷 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙹𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 🐿️💜
𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜; 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜. 𝙳𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕…
𝚆𝙴’𝚁𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙾𝙶𝙴𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁: @shut-up-jo @itzsana-kiddingmenow
@aeinzzzketchup @veryblushyswitch @mysteriouslee
(𝙰/𝙽: 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚞𝚢! 𝙸*𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔/𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝙳𝙽𝙸!!!)
𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝚃𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚟𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚜 𝚟𝚜 𝚂𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 (𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊 ☝🏾🥸)! 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝙸 𝚑𝚒𝚒𝚒𝚒𝚒𝚒𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 :𝟹)
**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢 ˚*•✩•̩̩͙*˚*·̩̩̥͙
“You…do know Billie is better than Taylor, right?” Eleanor said, grinning smugly at her eldest sister on the couch.
The eldest sister in question huffed out a bitter laugh, meeting the smallest chipmunk’s wicked smile with a sharp glare, “Ihi beheg your pardon, Ellie?”
Although, the tallest of the three just sighed sadly as her sisters continued to bicker (for, like, the millionth time), sinking into the couch seat slightly as she observed WWIII being displayed right in front of her.
Before all of this…drama, the three preteen sisters figured it would be best to spend as much time with each other as possible and take advantage of the Summer break.
Since school would hit as soon as Autumn started to roll around, they would have to go on tour, and go to school and a whole bunch of mega important stuff that would keep their hands full 24/7…
So, sitting on the couch and watching TV together peacefully was something they initally planned to do.
And it was peaceful! Veeery peaceful in fact.
That was until Eleanor randomly started boasting about how the movie they were watching would be 100x better if 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' was the soundtrack.
But the thing was, they were currently watching Back to the Future. Which, if you didn’t know, aired in 1985. So it wouldn’t really make all that much sense if one of Billie Eillish’s album’s was the soundtrack…but Jeanette wasn’t one to question (that much anyway).
The harmless comment caused the tiiiiinest ounce of outrage from Brittany as she went on and ON listing all the album’s Taylor had whilst mocking about the fact that Billie only has three as of right now.
Petty sibling arguments at its finest…
“Guys, can we please just watch the movie…?” Jeanette meekly offered as her two sisters glared absolute daggers at each other, “I think it’s getting to the really good part…!”
“You said that exact same sentence fifteen minutes ago, Jennie.” The pink cladded chipmunk deadpanned, “Besides, avenging Taylor is wahaaaay more important than any weird time travel space movie.”
“It’s called Back to the Future…” The tallest chipmunk muttered as she adjusted her purple glasses.
“Whatever.” The blue eyed teen huffed, “Anyway, Ellie…I think you owe Taylor an apology.”
“AN APOLOGY?!” Eleanor squawked in awe, “The only person who should be apologizing is Taylor herself! There are waaaaaaay too many people on this Earth that deserve a Nobel Prize in Physics but yet she got one by just existing!”
The purple eyed teen winced at the comment, sinking into the couch deeper as she saw her older sister get gradually more angry.
“Wehell, I guess you haven’t read her research as the lead scientist of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN.” The elder glared.
“No, no I haven’t.” The youngest said snarkingly as she crossed her arms, “I have better things to do with my time. Besides, she gives us blonde’s a bad name and I am not here for it.”
“Heeeeere we go…” The brunette mumbled knowingly as she went on her phone.
Brittany’s left eye twitched as she stood up on the sofa, putting a hand on her hip, “Well, at least she can keep a consistent hair color! Your emo music artist changed her hair color to every shade on the rainbow!”
“And?” Eleanor pressed on, “At least Billie looks good in every single one! Taylor being a brunette was just not it and you know it.”
“YOU LITTLE—!” Brittany sucked in a breath, exhaling slowly as her icy blue eyes met sassy emerald green. “I know you did nohot just—”
“I just did.” The younger cut off as she stuck her tongue out teasingly, “What are you gonna do about it?”
“…Why don’t I show you?” The eldest chipmunk grinned, basically pouncing on her youngest sister as the two wrestled to get the upper hand.
And out of context? It honestly looked like a WWE match.
“GEHET OFF OF ME!” The mint cladded chipmunk screeched.
“Not uhuntil you admit Taylor is better.” The blue eyed teen smiled sweetly.
And to a random stranger, that quote on quote 'sweet smile' probably looked 100% genuine. But to Jeanette and Eleanor…?
…That smile had a whoooooole different meaning…
“N-NEVER!” The blonde exclaimed as she pushed her hands on the other’s chest.
“Fine then. Have it your way.” The strawberry blonde giggled as she tickled the youngest’s sides casually and effortlessly. The green eyed chipmunk let out a loud but short scream as she descended into small giggles, hugging herself as she squirmed left and right.
“B-BriHIHIT! STAhap IHIT!!!” The youngest squealed.
“Ihi’m barely even tickling you, Ellie. Don’t tell me it’s that bad~!” Brittany snickered as she changed her scribbling to squeezing her sister’s sides mercilessly. “STAHA— squeak YOHOUR MEEHEAN!!”
The oldest of the three chipmunks dramatically gasped, moving her fingers to knead at Eleanor’s underarms, “Me? Mean? Ohhhhh no no no no no no no. I’m not being mean…you’re just super ticklish.”
The younger blushed slightly, clamping her arms down almost immediately whilst kicking her legs on the couch, “H-HUHUSH UP! SOHO AHARE YAHA— hic YOHOU!”
The strawberry blonde chuckled fondly at her sibling’s weak rebuttal, sneaking one of her hands out of the other’s underarms to try and tickle her neck but was stopped as Eleanor grabbed her wrist.
“I know I am but what are you~?” Brittany scoffed lightly as she stopped her tickling altogether, crossing her arms as she raised a very amused brow.
The two sister’s made eye contact— one completely amused by the very silly turn of events as the other was waiting for her grave to be buried. “Come on and share…since you wanna be all sassy today: share with the class. What are you, little sister~?”
At that tease, the green eyed chipmunk’s sassiness most definitely just went down the drain and into the ocean for sure.
The youngest let out a small, giggly whine, looking at her immediate older sister at the end of the couch in seek for help. But the only response she got was a mere shrug as she gave Eleanor an apologetic smile.
Eleanor covered her face in embarrassment, her tail softly swishing against the couch cushion as her giggles became more giddy and desperate, “I-Ihim tihicklish…” She muttered out.
“Sorry…didn’t hear that.” The pink cladded preteen mused.
“I-I-Ihihi’m tihihicklish!!” The youngest tried again.
“Whaaaaaat?”
“I-Ihi sahahaid Ihi’m t-tihihicklish!!”
“Sorry…one more time~? I really can’t hear you—“
“IHI’M TAHA— squeak IHI’M TIHIHICKLISH!!!” The blonde basically screamed.
“Pfft— yeah, I know.” The eldest snickered as she kneaded the other’s hips.
Eleanor let out a large and loud squeal as she weakly hit the other’s arms and hands, bucking and twisting around to at least make Brittany’s grip on her hips loosen a bit.
But the blue eyed chipmunk just snickered evilly at the action, casually tickling her where the thigh met the hip, leaving the youngest of the three in absolute stitches.
Jeanette looked away from her phone and directed her attention to her two sister’s silly situation, smiling happily. Well…at least they were bonding instead of tugging at each other’s throats.
The purple eyed chipmunk looked towards the hallway, rolling her eyes fondly as she saw a red blur basically sprinting into the living room.
“Hey guys!” Alvin said quickly, basically jumping up and down where he stood, “Me, Si and Theo are gonna go skateboarding outside and we were wondering if you guys would wanna— uhhhhhh...wow.”
As the hazel eyed chipmunk became more aware to what was going on in front of him, a small flustered blush appeared on his face as he tried to not look at the pink and mint duo— who didn’t even seem to notice he walked in (which was very rude by the way…)
The purple cladded chipmunk raised a brow at her little brother’s facial expression, “Alv, you need something? You said you wanted us to—”
“Nope. Nah. Nada. I don’t need aaaaaanything…” Alvin mumbled out quickly and quietly, averting his gaze from the scene displaying in front of him to not worsen the tingly butterfly feeling in his stomach.
“AHALVIN! DOHON’T JUHU— hic JUHU— squeak JUHUST STAHAND THEHEHERE!! HEHELP MEEHEEHEE!” The blonde cried.
“Ehellie…my dear bahahaby sihister whom Ihi adore dearly. I would absoltuely lohove to hehelp yohou with your current…predicament but, uhm…I hahave places to go ahand plahaces to be. Sooooo aaaaanyways gOODLUCKBYELOVEYOUUUU!!!” And with that, the red cladded chipmunk Usain Bolted out of the living room.
“AHAHALVIN YAHA— squeak COHOME BAHACK hic HEHERE YOHOU TRAITOR!!!” Eleanor squealed, letting out small hiccups and squeaks that bounced off the living room’s walls.
Brittany shared a knowing glance at Jeanette, causing the tallest of the three to nod quietly, sitting next to her little sister as she thrashed around. “Seems like that spot is really bad…” The glasses wielding chipmunk mused.
“IHIT IHIHIS! YOHOU squeak KNOHOW MY hic HIHIHIPS ARE A BAHAD SPAHA— squeak!!!”
“That’s not the only thing that’s bad~!” The purple eyed chipmunk said as she traced Eleanor’s sides lightly, “With all your thrashing and squirming, I noticed you have one missing rib…”
“NAHAHA— hic NOHO IHI DAHA— squeak DOHOHON’T!!!”
The tallest giggled of the three giggled, “Ihi just want to check to make sure—”
“NOHOHOHOH!”
“Just a quick check—”
“N-NOHOHAHA! AHA STAHAP! STOHOP BEING MEAN!” The youngest screeched as she descended into a fit of loud laughter.
“You’re mean for not letting me tickle your neck.” Brittany mused as she used one hand to scribble the crook of her baby sister’s neck while her other hand continued to squeeze at her hip, “That’s better~!” The eldest sing-songed.
The mint cladded chipmunk scrunched up her shoulder in a weak attempt to at least cease some of the tickles, but to her dismay…it just made it way worse. The youngest dropped her hands to her sides, her legs weakly kicking underneath Brittany as her tail wagged, “IHIHIT TIHICKLES!! BEEHEE NIHIHICE!!!”
“I was gonna be nice~!” The eldest sang, “But since you didn't let me get your neck…I'll just tickle your tummy then.” The blue eyed preteen grinned, wiggling her finger’s near the blonde’s stomach teasingly.
The younger’s eyes widened in panic at the tease/light threat, grabbing her older sister’s wrists in an attempt to stop her, “N-NAHA hic squeak NOHO! IHIHI HAHATE hic hic IHAT THAHA— squeak THEHEHERE!!!”
“But…I thought you liked it here?” Jeanette said genuinely as she stopped tickling her sister’s sides. The strawberry blonde rolled her eyes fondly for her immediate younger sister’s…compassion for all mankind.
It was sickening, honestly…
“She does like getting tickled there, Jean. It’s one of her favorite spots…you know this.” Brittany said as she shook her head.
“But she just said she didn’t!” The purple cladded chipmunk exclaimed.
The blondie groaned at her two sister’s conversation…
God, would they just tickle her already?! She was dying in anticipation here!!!
Her two sister’s then looked at her— Brittany glanced at Jeanette as if to say 'I told you so'.
And that’s when the youngest realized she said alllllllll of that out loud…
Eleanor buried her face into her arms, her face heating up as the dreaded ghost tickles got worse and worse.
“…So you do like it! You just didn’t want to admit it.” The purple eyed chipmunk clarified as she put one on one together, “And earlier…you were taunting and bickering with Britt so she and I would tickle you, right?”
The younger’s face just went as red as a tomato, causing her older sister’s to fall into a giggle fit with her. “That makes so much more sense now.” The tallest grinned, tickling her little sister’s stomach and sides. The youngest of the three covered her mouth, shaking her head.
Oh this was gonna tickle so bad…
“I think you can laugh louder than that~!” Jeanette hummed, blowing a raspberry in the crook of Eleanor’s neck while dancing her fingers all over her stomach.
The eldest huffed out a laugh in triumph, cracking her knuckles teasingly as she kneaded the younger’s hips whilst blowing a raspberry on the other side of her neck. The blonde screamed with laughter, happy tears building up in her eyes.
“There we go~! Much better. Don’t you agree, Jennie?” The strawberry blonde snickered.
“Oho I definitely agree.” The brunette said as she nodded in agreement, “Ahhh tickle tickle tickle~!You’re so tickle tickle ticklish, little sis~!”
“BRIHIHIT!! JEHEHE— hic JEHE— squeak!!! GUHUYS PLAHAHEEEEEASE!!!” Eleanor cried. The two sister’s sighed lovingly, stopping their ticklish torment on the youngest as they sat back on the couch.
The purple cladded chipmunk wrapped her little sister in a soft but protective hug, planting a kiss on her temple, “Are you alright? Me and Britt didn’t go too far, right…?”
“N-Noho I’m hic goohoohood. Yohou two ahare hic mean, thohough…” The youngest said through her giggle fit, resting the back of her head on Jeanette’s chest, “Wahait…dihid the mohovie ehend already…?”
“Yes it did!” Brittany chuckled, getting up to grab the remote which was on the couch rest, “Whihich is why we are going to be watching Taylor Swift Reputation Stadium Tour!” The eldest squealed, flipping through the channels to go to Netflix.
Jeanette and Eleanor shared a knowing glance with one another, rolling their eyes as the concert began to play.
Oh well…Eleanor would just have to get her revenge afterwards.
'Expect the unexpected' is what her brother Alvin would say, anyway.
And besides! After they’re done watching…maybe she’ll come to like Taylor’s music.
…Maybe.
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(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)
#GRUAGGHHHH#Alvin and the Chipmunks tickle#Alvin and the Chipmunks tickle fic#AATC tickle#AATC tickle fic#Lee!Eleanor#Ler!Brittany#Ler!Jeanette#YES YEES YES IM AWARE ELEANOR’S COLOR IS GREEN#But guys I’m sorry it always pissed me off how we had red - pink#Blue - purple#Then green on green liKE BROTHA EUGHHH 😵🤚🏾#No thanks ☺️— teal/aquamarine/mint Ellie all the WAYYYYYY 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵#I lowkey feel like Jeanette listens to My Chemical Romance hehehehsj#MY HEADCANONS ARE ALL OVER THAT PLACE I SWEARRR‼️‼️‼️#Binging the live action AATC movies with my sis as I post this#Alvin is the legit ADHD creature idgaf#BUT HE IS SO LEE CORE OHHHH MY GOSH I LOVE HIM 🤧💗💞💕#MY SONNNNN#What are y’all tho? Team Taylor or Team Billie?????#I’m team Billie 🤩🖤💚 SHE EAAAAATS#Also she fine as hell#Hope you like this Cloudie it’s been such an honor getting to know you!!!!!#Also it’s been fun teasing you ofc ur adorbs 💖💕💗💞💝#Usain Bolts outta here 🏃🏾♀️#🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲#Being hyperfixated on these lil guys again wasNOT on my 2024 bingo card…#But I’m not complaining 🤧🤚🏾#ALSO AATC TICKLE FANDOM I KNOW YOU EXIST#YOU WILL N O T HIDE FROM ME
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… So I just watched the two episodes of Bad Batch and I… I need some time to process that last episode, not just the content of it but what it means for the future of the last 4 episodes
#well Hunter’s gonna be mad#was lowkey scared for Hunter’s life#omega I love you but please stop with your plans if they put you in danger#I knew crosshairs hand shaking would make something bad happen#to be fair tho he was stacked and the ship had already started ti fly away#Wrecker baby if you’re not fine by the next episode I will personally attack the clone#even if it is tech#btw the clones voice sound like Cody and tech but I don’t think it’s Cody tho#Cody lives somewhere with a somewhat happy life#Hunter baby please don’t do anything stupid next episode#missing Echo tho#can’t we get a happy ending for once#and not just something that looks like defeat on defeat#guess I was right when I said the last few episodes had been the calm before the storm#holly shit there’s only four episodes left#the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#tbb hunter#tbb spoilers#tbb omega#tbb wrecker#tbb crosshair
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O BTW i watched the first ep of the dungeon meshi and I RLY LIKE ITTTT ive been meaning to start the manga for yrs but never got around to it TT... trigger seems to be doing rly well w the adaptation tho from what ive heard manga readers say and well just from watching it blind myself i alr rly love it and cant wait to see more...!!!
#save me dunmeshi yuri and yaoi...#(the white women and kabru & that one eyed elf guy who always looks like hes having the worst time of his life-#cant wait to get to kabru i love his design sm hes so cute....#also very dismayed to find that i lowkey find laios(laius?) attractive... lowkey...#I BLAME MILK COOKIE.... ITS ALL BC OF MILKCOOKIE... I DIDNT CARE ABT HIMBOS BEFORE. DAMMIT#being attracted to (white)men is so embarrassing#he has a similar body type to milk + his face too... the droopy eyes...#and his personality is similar too..... except instead of dark choco cookie he fixates on eating monsters <3#honestly love that its so cute..#FARLYN IS SO FINE THO HIII🥰... UNNI- *gets bonked w a hammer*#both siblings remind me of milk cookie tbh.... laius for what i mentioned and farlyn w her rosy cheeks...#milk cookie is like if u combined them...#also senshi is so instantly likeable...#THE FOOD MADE ME HUNGRY AFFFF LIKE I WAS DROOLING#i want to draw milk cookie again....#ok i swear im not gonna simp for laius tho. hes just some guy (i do think his chara is v endearing so far)#IM JUST ADMITTING HES CUTE BC... I SWEAR I WOULDVE NEVER THOUGJT THIS BEFORE...#LIKE HES NOT MY TYPE... BEFORE THAT DAMNED COOKIE......DAMN IT#its ok theyre fictional men tho <3
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My bestie wants to do yoshimoto’s route next, how do we feel about it?
It’s new for me too, I haven’t done it either
Is Yoshimoto even popular? I’ve seen a total of 2 fan accounts…
#ikemen sengoku#ikesen#otome game#cybird#ikesen yoshimoto#he’s cute and all but I don’t know if I’ll like the poetic type?#lowkey his sprite is ugly#please tell me if his route is worth it#I’ve seen the official art though and he looks fine#why is his sprite like that?#TELL ME ITS NOT JUST ME#he’s cute tho no hate#my bestie loves ugly men so it’s okay
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WAHHH i love that sakura drabble!!!!?? like i need to convince him to let me give him the sloppiest head of all time after we get his lil baby to sleep. and then i sit my fat ass on his face. amen.(also hope ur roomie is okay!!!)
thank you!!!!!!! and LORD KNOWS Sakura needs the kind of care only you can give but he’ll be damned if he ever has another sexual encounter again because look what the last time got him !!!!!!! full custody!!!!!!!!!!!!
he still hasn’t admitted to himself he’s got a crush on you, but he does know if he gives into the sexual tension, there’s no way he’s not falling in love and if he can spare you from that, he’s going to, because you both have priorities and he cannot be one of them—
(the first time you do put that ass on his face tho, he’s having something close to a religious experience)
#the first time you have s*x tho. he’s falling apart.#I mean. he’s lowkey a fiend. hence why . baby. but also like#he thought the only way to be a parent was focus all on the kid#not realizing you can be his new family#and he can be both things. a dad and a husband#he really thought being thrown the baby and left behind meant he was never worthy of another partner#or something.#but yeah his commitment to abstinence at first is incredible#he still jacks off tho lmao#anyway yes roomie is fine thank u!! she’s just having some heart trouble so we had to go get it emergency looked at#caitie things#anon
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thinking about mtt literally physically dragging eachother down and being restrained to eachother because theyre genuinely that fucking ass for eachother but then it means i'd have to decide which of them to humiliate by putting a collar on them. and i can't choose. if they dont all equally suffer than whats the point man 🙁🙁🙁
#i think they'd all have interesting reactions to it 2#like a permanent collar that cant be taken off. to make even more gruesome what if it were like built into the BONE????#or it could just be something less extreme like bone carvings. killer would absolutely do that shit#anyways i think horror would be the most reactive to it. anger is the most intriguing emotion#and also dog horror real. anyways he'd hate to be demeaned and disrespected like that. he has an ego and honor man and this is cutting it#dust drags him around constantly. killer pets him and disregards his boundaries. like a fucking DOG#because horror hates kist enough that he'd never let them get vulnerable enough. not that it stops killer LMAO#dust thinks some of horrors hatred towards them is a projection of his own self hatred (and hed lowkey be right)#loser. dust i think would be unique because to me he'd be a bit fine with it#i mean i think itd be hidden under paps scarf so it wouldn't be a constant reminder of horror n killer#but he lets the two hold the leash at least a bit. give him an eensy bit of touch and let a few insults slide#but the second he decides that even the smallest thing is enough he gets ticked off and then yk. someone has to put bunny back in his place#because dust is chill enough to let normal things in his eyes pass. he's not very reactionary or the type to immediately bite back#(since dust would just avoid horror and killer if he did meet them. means he has some sort of tolerance for them. keeping his peace fr)#but the moment hes reminded that god these two do suck and i shouldn't be letting this happen all of the held back anger comes out#killer would seek out the force and stuff. horror would treat him like shit because it makes himself feel good and killer look like an idio#dust doesn't even glance at him though and it pisses killer off. both of their actions do actually#like WTF DUST you guys literally put this on me. treat me like the piece of shit i know you think i am#but also STOP HORROR!!!! dont pull me around and demean me im not a pet i dont want to be treated that way even tho i say it do#yeah hes caught in a standstill. AND SO AM I do you see my issue. cannot pick one specific#all the trio would have such interesting reactions i cant just choose one to solely suffer......... anyways mttpoly am i right#should i tag this. like majority of the interesting stuff is in tags. but also i didnt post today i have a duty#dust sans#killer sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule rant#this just ended up being me thinking about mtt with collars. maaan what about handcuffs and chains and other restrictive things#having them have restraining relationship isnt enough i need them to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN EACHOTHER
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Can I ask for "Glitchy Red x Emme" art? It's okay if you reject my request. I just wanted to see more of that ship ^^`
I DEADASS WASNT GONNA OPEN MY COMPUTER TO DRAW TODAY UNTIL I SAW THIS ASK THANK YOU FOREVER
#GHHNKKKKK OOUGH G.RED I MISS MY BABYGIRL OUGH#this is lowkey a redraw of the chibi version i drew for their anniversary#ohhhh i miss them i miss them so much#the way i draw glitchy tho eehehehe oouh he looks so fine in my somewhat upgraded style eheheee#~ art#♥️ badappleshipping#~ mailbox#THANK YOU!!!!#anon tag
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I'm genuinely very glad that I rarely have anyone ask me out or try to get with me because I don't like explaining that I'm aroace and I don't want to date them and flirting makes me uncomfortable, but also there is this nagging at the back of my mind that's just like "am I really that unapproachable and unappealing that no one would want me?"
#last time someone asked me out was like...4 years ago?#and i handled it very poorly i kinda felt bad for the guy#but last i heard he's gotten married so that's nice#but you know#it is a blessing in desguise that barely anyone want's to date me#tho i still lowkey hate feeling unlovable orz#but whatever it's fine#aroace#aromantic#asexual#im venting#idk if anyone else feels the same way o(-(
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hey alexa, is projecting my emotions and situations onto fictional characters in my mind because that's the only way I know how to process and deal with them healthy??
#i feel like its arguable#like#there are significantly worse coping mechanisms#i could be addicted to heroine!#therefore#it is fine 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻#literally sobbing about my parents lowkey and then i start projecting my feelings onto albus lmfao plz i need help#like yay its not drugs#but nay its still not great i should probably know how to deal with my stuff without forcing albus potter in my head to exprience it all to#💀✌🏻#its great tho cause he has better parents than me and then i can also imagine them reacting well and actually listening and thats something#that would NEVER happen irl to me so 😎 this is basically therapy#imaginary therapy#slay tbh#hpcc#albus potter#harry potter
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kenny choi instagram vid rg as eddie diaz with mustache ok girl i see it i see it i see the light im moving towards the lighr im ascending....
#he. looks good...#hhsjrkksjaa#i fear mustache is actually not bad and he looks so fucking fine#he still look gay as hell tho lowkey#911 abc#kenneth choi#rg
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sorry to ffxivlovepost always anyway Man the way the devs & game did so good in making an mc that is Basically a blank-slate for the players, and there's so many opportunities to make your oc However you like but. the game itself adds so much story and character to that blank-slate guy. amazing
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#⋯ ꒰ა ffxiv ໒꒱ *·˚#i think abt this a lot. and also a lot of other ffxiv stuff LMFAO#it's amazing ..... drk is a huge example of this i think#bcs it plays into the guilt and whatnot the wol feels and all that. spectacular#endwalker !!!!! shadowbringers!!! the way the game uses the concept of hope is just always so beautiful and fascinating to me#and yeah bunch of games may have like. mc you create & design but not always can you like. ehvejfhsjf idk how to explain LOL#it is 4 pm i woke up 2 hours ago but priorly woke at 7 am after havingn a rlly. weird sleep.#to which my twin told me 'i wont tell u what time it is' as we went to sleep so it def was Really late#bcs we were going thru re2 and she was also playing games on steam i've been telling her to play#(to which i got her fav characters right and knew fr how'd she'd like the game LMFAO. twins amiright.)#actually that is also smth so fascinating to me bcs. i always have had someone w me in my life. i am literally never alone.#to which what i'm getting at here is Wow... it's like having a sleepover every single day. and i was a kid always sad never to have#sleepovers bcs my parents were strict (they r cool tho!) but i was a kid who wanted to experience all the kid things#but i didn't rlly but that's fine :P i am a grateful person LOL anyway back on track back on black#ffxiv... the game that u are.....#it's the 1st game that rlly actually made me invested in the ocs of others and also make a fully fledged oc that wasn't just originally mine#but for a fandom or something. and also it got me back into writing and Into making poetry and prose so. yeah.#it's amazing how much. oc x canon ???? yeah. ffxiv is so Wow#like eveyrhhting w themis or graha and how u can AAGGGHHH shit w your oc . so many possibilities#and that character. those possibilities. are already in game but also expanded by the player and the fanbade and#idk it's so beautiful to me WHAGHSGDJDH. and yes me saying themis or graha up there is self-indukgent bcs#both of them are so Insane it's so. insane!!!!! i will never forget what happened in abyssos in particular that Broke me#and anabaseios... :)) i cried so much it is almost embarrassing. and wow. asphodelos. wverything w themis just. yeah#anyway graha... self-explanatory if u know..... idk he's the character of all time to me. simply said. but themis is crazy bcs going thru ab#yssos made me think for a bit 'hey themis might be my fav character in ffxiv now' but No but also Wow. wow#kinda cute bcs me and my twin have a thing where she has a certain type of chara she likes and me too#so sometimes. most times. all times. we have our own characters we like anyway but sometimes they overlap but either the case we kinda#lowkey 'segregate???' idk if that is a good word but we do that w our fav characters. so like emet is her fav elidibus is mine.#and that was all the way in arrr alr and we barely knew spoilers so that's kinda crazy! anyway
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THERE IS ONE MORE DIFFERENCE... the red inner lining on his coat... (Jo is here too I guess)
YEAEYAHEA I NOTICED THE INNER LINING DIFFERENCE !!!! SO swaggy...... really makes things POP
#snap chats#hey jo :)#lowkey i made the inner coat purple in that drawing i did like. a week ago OOPSIE IM BLIND#we can blame it on lighting its fine. no ones gonna know....#OH BUT THIS OUTFIT'S WHOLLY DIFF FROM THE INITIAL ONE YOU SENT HANG ON observing.#now im just going to adopt the belief he has two (2) coats with different color linings... cause the first one was notably more purple#could be lighting tho but it's funnier to think he has multiple of the same coat except the lining's different#does he have a rainbow of different-color-inner-lined coats..... damn......#he ditched the snake print and adopts a sort of beige/grey undershirt#stepping up with the vest and blazer early on OK...#still drippy tho 😩
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Hi there! Will you be posting about any interesting differences between Al-Haitham's voice over/character stories between English and CN?
If I find notable differences between the two versions, yes, I'm more than happy to rant write about them!
#ask#anon#(Very Long and somewhat off topic rant ahead)#i was/still lowkey am hoping more ~accurate~ linguistics stuff will be mentioned in his voice lines/stories#idk like. alhaitham gives me strong syntactician vibes LMAO so for example itd be cool if he mentions studying syntax as a student or smth#but seeing his teaser i feel like mhy's gonna keep representing teyvat linguistics mostly as this mix of archaeology(?)/history/lang studies#plus alhaitham is portrayed as knowledgeable in many diff areas so the `linguistics' is even less apparent#which is fine bc linguistics is a pretty niche and a pretty broad subject at the same time lol#im super glad that `linguistics' is even mentioned in popular media like genshin#but it still irks me a bit when yknow like#in faruzan's comment about cyno#the writers could've used `syntax and semantics' which are actual subfields in modern linguistics#but they said smth more along the lines of (as per the localization) `grammar and prose'#like... grammar yeah ok... prose is def more of a literature thing than linguistics#but again#prob no one besides a person like me will care and pick on this lmao#and i sound like im gatekeeping#they Are accurate on the part saying haravatat is the darshan with the lowest enrollment tho (LOL)
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i want netzach to read to me even tho my brain is too tired to purrocess words
#axcycat meows#i saw a post abt netzach reading house of leaves but being too drunk to explain the plot sdjgdsg#i still need to read house of leaves but my fuckin. audhd brain cant focus well on reading books ;_;#this makes me v sad beclaws i used to looove reading when i was smol#short stories are fine tho!!#my fav is night on the galactic railroad....#speaking of the main character in that book is named giovanni#so like. pawrt of me lowkey associates netzach with that book#also the fact that he looks like a character i f/o'd when i was in high school who introduced mew to that book ehehe#so when i furst saw him i had this bittersweet feeling like i was meeting an old furriend again after highschool grad#mrnghfhgh..... netzach.........................#i wanna hear his voice and also giv him all the hugs...........#wow i am so touch starved.... /lh#self ship#self shipping#self insert#rambling in the tags#the sleepiest librarians
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