#he loves his merbaby

[dearlyfictitious2]

Prompt #3:

When you're dressed like that.

Demigod conversations 😁

"Soooo, what's up with you and your dad?"

Frank, Hazel, and Jason all froze and stared at Leo in disbelief, he grinned and rest his chin on his knees as if he didn't just commit a giant faux pas.

Frank stared down at his melting ice cream and mourned the end of what had promised to be a rather pleasant day. The skies were clear, the sun was out, and the winds were soft and billowy; it made for a perfect setup for a day at the beach.

He looked towards the demigod in question. While all of them were dressed in modern swim wear, Percy had opted to go with something much more traditional. It looked like a skirt/loincloth hybrid and was a lovely green and petal pink color embroidered with golden threads and polished shells that made a delicate tinkling sound whenever he moved. It was obviously a gift from his godly family, one that he wore with practiced ease if the way he was lounging against a bean bag was to go by. How he managed not to flash them his junk was beyond him, Frank thought.

Percy had been looking off into the distance at the water when Leo had sprung the question out of nowhere, his blue moon ice cream was uneaten in his hand and still frozen, most likely due to him keeping it frozen with his powers. He turned his attention towards them and replied in a dazed manner, "Sorry, what'd you say?"

Leo, obviously not caring for the tension he was potentially causing carried on with question, "I'm just gonna say it since no one here is macho enough to say it. What's your dad's deal with you?"

Percy blinked, "His deal?"

"Yeah, his deal." Leo scooched over and poked one of the gleaming bronze armlets adorned on the Son of Poseidon, "You let him deck you out in some pretty ritzy stuff; metals that even I can tell are heavily enchanted with some gnarly defenses."

When Percy had come back to the surface, he was adorned with all sorts of simple, but eye catching ornaments. You didn't need Lou or her siblings to tell you he was basically a walking nuke to anyone who wished him harm. What was odd was that Percy would usually forego such drastic measures, what had made him comply so easily now?

Percy gave them his full attention, "Guys relax, it's more for monsters if anything. It's not like they ever hurt anybody during spars, or," he narrowed his eyes at Jason, "When someone's trying to force you into pants."

Jason threw his hands up in exasperation, "Would you let that go already?"

"No."

"Percy." he paused when he felt a warm hand on his shoulder, Hazel had a soft but firm grip on his bicep, "What Leo is trying to say is that maybe, have you considered that your father is being a bit too generous?"

"Bro." Jason gave him a hard stare, "No deity just gives and not expect anything in return."

They lapsed into an uncomfortable silence.

Percy, for all that he usually projected, was more than capable enough to read in between the lines and he didn't like what they were implying. It wasn't as though he never stopped to consider it as well, but he had to set the record straight.

"Now look here-

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it!" demanded Leo, "I ain't trying to say anything like that." His outburst startled everyone on the picnic blanket.

Frank ran a hand through his hair, pushing down some feathers that had sprouted subconsciously, "Huh?"

Leo was now on his knees with his arms akimbo, "You heard me, don't put words in my mouth."

"Well then, what were you trying to say?" asked Hazel wide eyed and even more weary.

The Son on Hephaestus clicked his tongue in annoyance and got up close and personal to Poseidon's Prince with a grip on his well toned shoulders, "So how'd you do it?"

"Do what?" Percy was completely lost at this point and didn't know what to expect.

"Your deal with you dad... what'd ya do to butter him up and get him to give you all this cool stuff?"

The three Romans behind Leo had no words to describe their incredulity.

A smile began to creep on the Sea Prince's face, "Butter him up?"

"Stop parroting what I say!" Leo complained with a humorous crack in his voice, "Impart your wisdom, tell me your secrets! How do I get my grumpy pops to send me cool stuff too? Do you have any idea how many things I could make if he- quit laughing, I'm being serious!" he squawked indignantly.

Percy had tears in his eyes he was laughing so hard, "I didn't do anything. Dad, Mother Amphitrite and Triton just give me stuff when they feel like it."

"Lies! You have them wrapped around your little finger." he emphasized this by wiggling his pinky in the space between them.

"I'm telling you the truth man."

Leo scoffed, but eventually let go of him, "Selfish. You won't even tell your ol' pal how to get the good stuff." he whipped around and gave his chuckling friends behind him his best stink eye, "Aren't you guys curious too?"

"He's Lord Poseidon's only demigod child, maybe he just likes doting on him?" reasoned Frank.

"And he's probably not as annoying." ribbed Jason.

"Hey!"

Hazel caught her breath and joked, "Maybe he gives him a little kiss on the cheek when he wants something. I used to see snooty rich girls do that with their daddy's when they wanted a new dress or lipstick."

"Oh yeah, that'd definitely work." Percy rolled his eyes and said sarcastically. On a whim, he pulled some seawater from the ocean and held it in a sphere above his palm, "Hey Dad? Can I have a shiny new yacht and some fancy anklets maybe? Pretty please?" he asked sweetly and gave the globe of water a big fat kiss.

Mwuah~!

Their fit of giggles were cut short when startled shrieks of nearby campers had them on alert, but they were just as quickly disarmed as a gorgeous pearlescent cruiser was now bobbing merrily in the ocean waters.

Their attentions were diverted again when a quick golden flash traveled down Percy's legs; after the light had subsided, a pair of gleaming celestial bronze, blue nacre lined, pearl encrusted, beautifully engraved greaves now adorned his shins.

The demigod's on the blanket were torn between staring bug eyed at either the shiny new yacht or the impressive ornamental armor.

Percy groaned and hid his burning face behind his hands, "Daaaad..."

Leo's jaw nearly hit the sand, "No. Freaking. WAY."

...

Queen Amphitrite rubbed her husband's back lightly as he unknowingly mirrored his precious demigod son's embarrassed pose; his face aglow with golden ichor.

"Oh my dear Husband," she cooed, "You're just too easy."

I had to do it. If Percy wants it, Daddy Poseidon will do his damned best to get it for him! Hephaestus better watch out the next time Leo's around lol.

I had an absolute BLAST writing this :)

[kiame-sama]

the hybrid babies headbutting is so cute 😭 what about for other hybrids? like for azul, the baby would wrap a tentacle around the human's fingers? or for baby gnolls, they prance around the human and nibble on the human's hand? just some thoughts

Warnings: Several hybrid infants mentioned, yanderes in full possession of their darling, fem bodied reader, mention of pregnancy, fluffy, one poly relationship mentioned

Part 1:

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Azul's Hybrid Larve:

- After hatching, the larvae are very attached to their Human parent, wrapping their little chubby hands and tentacles around the fingers and arms of their Human parent. The gentle currents of the ocean are difficult for the less coordinated Cecilia infants, so they will anchor themselves on their parents (Azul, or the Human. Azul looks like them and they take solace in that. Jade is primary dad, but they are cautious of Jade's sharp eyes and teeth. They don't trust Floyd despite how much it makes him pout.)

Jade/Floyd's Hybrid Fry:

The little Eel Merbabies are less dependent on their parents than the very clingy Cecilia infants, but the eels will gravitate towards their soft Human parent more. They may nibble a little bit before their teeth come in, but they know not to bite the Human that feeds and raises them. They are absolute terrors to their fathers most of the time and flee to their Human parent should Floyd get annoyed with them.

Vil's Hybrid Chicks:

They follow the Human around in a row and go where the Human goes. Sometimes they like to play under Vil's tail feathers as he does have an impressive train of color and the chicks love chasing their adoring father around. As cold as Vil can be, he is very affectionate to his chicks and mates, often cooing softly to his chicks and intentionally placing the chicks around the Human, only to cover them all with his wings. Vil is a very good Harpy Peacock father. Rook will also carry the chicks around on his back as if they were Drider Hatchlings.

Rook's Hybrid Hatchlings:

The hatchlings want to be on top of something, usually clinging to their parents for safety and warmth. Rook will be carrying the hatchlings most of the time on his large arachnid body, but the little spiderling Driders will still climb up on Vil and their Human parent for that same safety and heat. The little Driders are clingy and hard to remove once they latch on, much like how adult golden Huntsman spiders can grab prey/predators on reflex and are extremely difficult to remove.

Trey's Hybrid Foals:

The Kelpie foals are clingy and practically attached to their Human parent's hip from the time they open their eyes to at least five years old. Sure, they will follow Trey around and trot after him while he bakes, but it is a tragedy among tragedies for them to be split from their Human parent for long. Losing sight of their Human parent will make the foals frantic, resulting in kicking, rearing, high whinnying cries, and bolting to where they last saw the Human as they search for their parent with increasing distress. At home, they are more than content to settle for Trey if the Human needs rest, not nearly as upset should they lose sight of their Human parent.

Lilia's Hybrid Pups:

The little Bat pups need to be held in near constant until about two years old or they will begin to wiggle/panic/scream. It is uncomfortable for them to lay on their backs early in life because of their wings. By being held, that pressure on the wings is reduced and the pups are comforted by the warmth of their parent. Lilia will insist on holding the pups unless it is during feeding or the Human wants to carry the pups for a bit. They are very cute and squeak to communicate early on, clicking and squeaking to their beloved parents.

Jamil's Hybrid Hatchlings:

The hatchling Nagas will wind themselves around the Human when they want attention from their beloved Human parent. They will also do the same to Jamil, winding their tails around the fingers/arms of the older Naga. Sometimes the infants will ball up in their coils and can just be carried around like a ball until they unravel. They are venomous and have venom as soon as their fangs grow in, but they do not bite their parents. They will bite anyone other than their parents, however.

Ruggie's Hybrid Cubs:

The cubs are eager to tumble and play with one another, even at very young ages. Though the cubs are exciteable and wrestle together a lot, they are gentle when trying to play with their Human parent. They will mouth at the hands, arms, and legs of their Human parent, being careful to not bite but still play with the Human. With Ruggie, they are full on biting and being rough because his hide is thicker and able to withstand their rough play. At night they are right up against their Human parent's side, sleeping soundly against the soft belly.

Ace/Deuce's hybrid kids:

The little Goat-hybrids have a habit of climbing and headbutting anything that moves. Headbutting to the kids is more of a challenge or play fighting than a sign of affection. They won't headbutt their Human parent because even they understand that is not appropriate behavior towards Humans, but they sure as hell will headbutt the Fawn or Satyr. They don't have horns until about ten years of age, so it isn't particularly harmful or painful to be headbutt by them, but they will continuously headbutt one another and their Goatly parent until they tire themselves out.

[sweetfire01]

hi! i have a story suggestion, the ideas been so interesting! i know you have daddy howl and stuff, maybe this could be a new idea? im not too sure on any merman characters, but you could find some and adapt if youd like! or perhaps make an oc? anyway:

the merman was caught and trapped as a result of a circus attraction. user felt pity and decided to help him escape, though that resulted in user being shot. user was bleeding out and told the merman to leave, but he couldnt! so he took user down, blowing an airbubble for user to breathe. he took user to a healer, who gave user the ability to breathe underwater, and heal user.

merfolk are actually much larger than humans and he was around 7foot, maybe more with his tail. so user is actually tiny, and roughly the size of a merbaby. at first, the merman treats user like a normal person, but the merman realises how helpless user is. user cant swim, and water is heavy for user to walk in. so user looks like a baby learning to walk. user relies on the merman alot for support, and lets the merman carry user since it helps her get places. the merman also has to carry user when they go out, since user cant tread water or swim and will sink.

the merman holds a small feast of all the underwater foods for user to try. but user has an allergic reaction to one of the foods and cant speak anymore. user can only make babyish sounds. when they go out for treatment and shopping, the merman stumbles across a friend. the friend thinks user is a baby and this sparks something in the merman. he realises he enjoys having user helpless.

the merman actually includes the food that has caused user to not talk in each of users meal. to make sure the temporary effect lasts longer.

its a bit long T^T but this idea seems so cool! its so adaptable and theres so many things that could affect user since its an entirely new environment. if you dont want to write a story abt this pls give feedback! id love to adapt a short story about this, but either way would love to see you write on this!

not sure if it’s taken but,

🥯 anon ^w^

Oh, (bagel? donut?) anon. You don't know how much I loved and thought on this idea. 👀

Come al solito, è più breve di quanto inizialmente previsto, ma volevo darvi qualcosa da leggere.

(Tell me if there is any mistake, I'm sleepy and didn't pay attention while rereading)

PT. 1 of this new fic for which I don't have a title yet

News of the merman sighting had spread for almost a week among the fishermen and residents of the harbor, but you didn't believe it was true, much less that your boss would catch it. "First the shark and now this. The hunts are going really well and that one will make us a big profit!" He had exclaimed that evening on his return to the circus while his henchmen behind him were dragging a net with the merman inside. You all crowded around to get a good look at him, as much as you could see him under the layer of cords and cords in which he was wrapped. He must have put up a good fight against the sailors and it didn't surprise you: he was big, even if you couldn't see his full figure since his tail was tied to his torso, you could swear he was at least 2 meters , probably even more. And yet… he was no longer threatening. At least for the moment. She was breathing heavily, her head turned to the side and from under her long black hair you could see a large dark red, almost brown stain - blood, you guessed it.

"Okay, okay, stop just watching or I'll make you pay for the ticket. It's time to work." The boss called your attention "Use the tank where we had that winged woman. Check that the shackles are well fixed to the ground, then tie him up and fill him with water. Come on, go!" And with that, the two of you split up and you and someone else headed off to prepare the water. The circus consisted of a huge tent overlooking the port. At the bottom, on the side facing the sea, there was a small round tank dug into the ground and protruding just under a meter from the ground, perfect for spectators to observe everything that was inside. In this case, the shark that had been caught just a few weeks ago, a poor creature that kept swimming in circles in a space too small for it. You and your colleague climbed over the barriers while two other workers approached carrying a large, long pipe. The tub had two valves, on one side one connected to an underground pump which allowed the recirculation of water directly from the sea, and another, where you were, more external. You connected the hose to the latter just as the capturing team brought the tank in.

It had thick plates of extremely resistant glass - despite all the kicking and punching from the creatures locked inside, there wasn't even a scratch - held together by a metal structure. The base was also made of metal, with shackles for limbs firmly attached. Honestly, you didn't know why such a thing existed, nor what it could possibly be used for (besides holding your creatures) but it had been provided to you courtesy of the mayor of the city, along with the tent and the warehouse where you kept the stuff. The boss was very happy about it. And speaking of the boss… Once everything was in place and some other worker opened the side door and emptied the sandbags into the bottom of the tank, you saw him and a couple of goons approach with the merman still tied up. He must have regained consciousness considering the way he was struggling, but still he had no way to free himself.

"You're not going to escape from here that easily. Especially not after I put these on you." The boss took one of the handcuffs with a sneer. He then opened the net and knelt down, holding the creature's head still as he closed the collar around its neck, effectively fasten him to the bottom. "Oh, don't worry, it's just so you don't cause any trouble while we take the ropes off. We'll just keep you tied up by the arms, all right?" He only received a growl-like noise in response. With that, he stood up and glared at the two men who were with him. "We should be safe with him like this, but if he escapes I'll make you become food for the shark, understood? Take the two handcuffs and as soon as I free him, be quick to put them on him." So, once they were ready, he took out a knife and started cutting the ropes around his torso.

Immediately, the rest of you who were observing the scene outside the tank, saw a muscular arm flail and free itself from the bonds. One of the two men promptly grabbed him and together with the boss held him with difficulty while trying to put the handcuff on his wrist. The merman continued to flail and managed to free his other arm as well. The second man wasn't so quick to stop him and the creature threw a punch at the boss, hitting him in the face. But the throttle was now closed and soon both limbs were trapped. The boss was a sturdier man than he looked and even with drops of blood dripping from his nose he didn't give up. He took a key out of his pocket and bent down to free the prisoner's neck, while the other two ran out. He then pulled his hair, looking into his eyes. "You throw some good punches, I give you that. But I've faced creatures much bigger and more ferocious than you, don't think you can defeat me so easily. Well, at this point, not that you can really do much." He chuckled. A slick of saliva hit his forehead, mixing with blood from his nose as it fell. The boss simply assumed an amused expression, tightening his grip on his hair even more. "I like your temper. It'll be fun to see how long it takes you to give up." He let him go, allowing him to move into a more seated position as he removed the rest of the net and ropes, and quickly jumped out of the tank just a second before a long, powerful black tail wrapped and tightened where his head was.

"I told you, I know how to deal with you stupid creatures." He closed the door satisfied, leaving the prisoner to try punching and banging the glass with his tail, although the chains ensured he didn't have much room to move. "Now servants, it's your turn to work. Fill this thing with water and clean up all that sand on the floor. Night night." The boss headed towards the exit followed by the rest of his capturing team. There were only you left, a small group of a handful of people, those who carried out the most humble tasks, under the furious gaze of a merman.

[the-kr8tor]

I miss deep sea witch Hobie! my beloved

Just older deep sea witch Hobie! who's growing old with you, after some time he gave up his cave, the better option having been to travel the seas with you. And every day you wake up next to him and can see your smile it's enough to remind him he doesn't have to be angry anymore.

He can protect you until your last days on earth and he would gladly do so if it means keeping you near him and that he gets to love you. All the other fishes which you helped to get healthy again just follow you, some of them have left but every time they see you again they swim up to your face like excited puppies.

-🪦

Deep sea witch! Hobie!!! He's back!!!

OWNXJWJXQKD 🥹😭 HE'S RETIRED

Aww it's their version of going on a cruise! The little fishies!! I bet r and Hobie have adopted a few fishies and even merbabies along the way 🥰

[therealmsdelulu]

Hey ! I love your Prince Eric One shot .

I want to ask you if you could write an one-shot where the F!reader ( who was a mermaid) and Eric have a daughter

( Sorry for the mistake english is not my first language)

Thanks in advance

Merbaby

A/N: Not proofread.

Prince Eric x F!reader

When you first told the Prince that you were pregnant he was estatic. He picked you up and spun you around expressing how excited he was to be a father. When you told him it was going to be a baby girl he was even happier. Getting to work on the nursery almost immediately.

Fast forward to now, your baby girl was here and she was happy and healthy. There was only one problem, every time you tried to give her a bath, her chubby baby legs became a chubby baby mermaid tail. The first time it happend you thouht you were hallucinating immediately calling Eric into the room to evaluate the situation.

“Are you seeing this too or am I losing my mind,” you asked Eric looking at him with genuine confustion.

“Yeah I’m seeing it too darling,” he assured you returning your confused expression. The baby mermaid in the tub simply giggled and played with some bubbles in the tub.

“Uhm okay, this is definetly something,” you whispered to yourself trying to figure out your next move.

“Maybe we can use a toothbruh to scrub in between her scales,” the Prince suggested.

“You’re so smart. This is why I married you,” you smiled and kissed his forehead before going to grab an unused toothbrush.

“I thought it was because of the dimples,” he joked.

“Yeah that too,” you said poking his cheek before beggining to clean the mini mermaid in the bathtub.

“This is going to take a while,” Eric noted taking the toothbrush from you and began to scrub the uncleaned scales. “Does this happen to you when you bathe?” he asked cocking an eyebrow at you.

“Fortunately not,” you smiled as you began to gently wash your baby’s hair. “This is something we’re going to have to get used to,"

“I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it,” Eric admitted and you nodded your head in agreement.

You lifted your baby out of the tub and began drying her off causing her tail to dissapear and her legs to come back.

“Definetly not getting used to it,” Eric concluded as you finished dressing your baby in her fuzzy pajamas.

“It’s a little scary to be honest,” you added and Eric nodded his head in agreement.“My genes are obviously stronger,” you added.

“Well she has my dimples,” he countered and you simply shrugged.

“Whatever, I gave her magical powers therefore my genes are better,” you claimed.

“Whatever you say love,” he said smiling and kissing your cheek.

[sims4cuties24]

The Siren Multi Legacy Challenge:

This challenge is based off SeaWorld’s Howl-O-Scream Sirens.

These 5 Sirens are angry at the human world for abusing the sea and decided the only way to stop them is to repopulate Sulani with Merfolk.

They will do this by seducing the unsuspecting men of Sulani into having Merbabies to spread their Legacy across the island.

Now I like to keep my challenges flexible with enough wiggle room to keep it fun and give the players a chance to be creative.

With that being said there are some guidelines on how this challenge should be ran:

Create these 5 lovely Sirens in CAS with CC or without and move them into a 5 bedroom house in Sulani. The gallery has a bunch or create your own. Each Siren needs her own room or at least double bed aka the Twins can share a room and give Darkness the biggest room since as the oldest she owns the house.

Now the 4 youngest sisters will go out and seduce the man of their choice to the point he is inlove with her and will to have Woo-hoo with her. Continue to seduce this man until impregnated with baby and them you must ask them to join the household. Take all his money and once the baby is born, you must move that Siren with her baby and man into a different house in a Sulani to raise it.

The only Siren that will not leave the household after giving birth is Darkness because she owns the main house but cannot seduce a man until one of her sisters moves out.

Now what happens to the man is up to you, your Siren may marry them or kill them but keep in mind every generation must have a female Siren to become the heir or heirs if you have multiple female merbabies in a family.

So if you want to kill off the baby daddy over marry, I’d make sure you get your female merbaby first.

Raise your merchildren to young adults and then those Sirens start the process again. It’s encouraged to keep their Founder’s color style like you would with a Not So Berry and make sure every child has the Merfolk genetics as well as the Heir has their traits. The other Merchildren can have whatever Aspirations or traits you wish.

The amount generations of this legacy is up to you but the key is to play all 5 house holds in the same save aka mult legacy.

Also this challenge can be completely played with just the base game and Island living but there are several mods that can enhance the experience as in Spinning Plumbob’s Expanded Mermaids Mod. It gives you a bunch of extra features like kids being able have merkid features, something Island Living doesn’t have.

Anyway let’s meet our lovely Sirens and the Aspiration/trait requirements.

Frost: (the blue one) She is Flame’s twin sister and is sought after by men but hard to obtain. She comes off as unimpressed and uninterested to most.

Must have the Sucessful Lineage Aspiration, Evil and Snob trait. The third third trait is up to you. Must like blue, white and singing. Everything else is up to you.

Flame: (Red, yellow and orange one) Unlike her sister she’s intensely passionate and fiercely romantic to set a man’s heart blazing. Sucessful Lineage Aspiration and, Romantic, Evil and Hot Headed for traits. Likes Red, yellow, orange and singing. The rest is up to you.

Hex: (The green one) This green goddess doesn’t just have a deep connection to the sea but to the foliage on the Island. Her wrath towards the humans isn’t just because of how they treat the sea but how the treat the plants on land too. Sucessful Lineage Aspiration and Green Thumb, Child of Island and Evil. Likes Green, black, gardening and singing. Everything else is up to you.

Scratch: She is the youngest of the 5 sisters and the most unpredictable if not the most violent. Sucessful Lineage Aspiration and Erratic, Hot-headed and Evil for traits. Likes Red, black and singing. Everything else is your choice.

Darkness: is the oldest and super protective of her sisters, willing to do whatever it takes to keep them safe as well as successful in their endeavors.

Sucessful Lineage Aspiration, Family Orientated, Evil and Hot Headed. Liked black, purple and singing. Everything else is up to you.

I look forward to see what you all do and please tag me in your updates sims4cuties on Instagram. It’s my Simstigram where I will be updating my progress.

[twsthc]

floyds entire life 🦈🫧

this is for the twsthc server secret santa. im not good at anything but making headcanons so i hope u enjoy my floyd masterhc post thing arbys :3

Mr. & Mrs. Leech meet ♡

Mr. Leech is a tiger shark + giant moray from Okinawa 🇯🇵

Mrs. Leech is a spotted moray eel from Barbados 🇧🇧

╰ I'm not going to try and explain how tiger sharks (who fertilize internally) and moray eels (who fertilize externally) had babies. I don't want to think about it either actually.

They were conceived and born in Hawaii

Jade eats 9,999 eggs and left 1 because they were feeling silly

Floyd hatches!!! Yippee!!!

Floyd leech childhood !!

She was transparent and ugly

Became extremely attached to his mom during the 1 year period he was too small to swim down the reef

�� Jade was independent and liked to explore greenery near the nest, but this isnt about him.

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^^ This is what moray eel nesting looks like btw. Imagine this but with a bigger coral cave, a 12ft (4m) moray mermaid, 15ft (5m) shark/moray merman, and two half foot (15cm) long merbabies.

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After they get big enough they begin to explore with jade

╰ Floyd was fascinated with other sea creatures while Jade liked the coral and seaweed around them.

It takes ~7 months for a moray eel to double in size, so at around 2 years old floyd was already a whopping foot (30.5cm) long! yippee!

They learned how to hunt with papa Leech around this time :3

Floyd leech adolescence ☆

I had to do some math. If a moray eel doubles in size every 7 months (~210 days), and floyd was 1 foot (30.5 cm) long at 2 years old, at 13 years old he would be... very big. so im going to curb this logic and say the doubling in size stops at around 3 years old.

╰ tl;dr: Math hard. Floyd too big. Exponents bad.

I'll just say he was 6ft (3m) at 13 years old for convenience

When Floyd turned 13 papa leech tried to train him to become a suitable heir for his "very special business"

╰ This headcanon is from server member deku_chi8256 !!

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^^ Moray eels get cleaned by cleaner shrimps! They have a transactional relationship- the shrimp gets a free meal and the moray gets a free bath (scrubbed of any parasites)

I imagine this is somewhat similar to how Mr. Leeches "special business" works. "I'll scratch your back, you'll scratch mine, and if you stop scratching I'll eat you," kind of vibe. This is the mindset he wanted to instill into the tweels.

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Floyd proved too difficult to train, so Mr. Leech moved onto Jade

This is where the insecurity and shit started to set in.

╰ I'm not good or patient enough for my dad -> Jade is good and patient -> I hate Jade and I'm running away.

He ends up getting almost eaten whilst away from home multiple times and begrudgingly comes back to apologize.

The tweels begin to explore more, farther from their home/nest

They find a weird octopus kid! Wow!

Floyd leech adolescence (but older) ★

The octatrio start studying to get into NRC ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Azul & Jade learn common languages through textbooks

╰ BORING! LAME! UNORIGINAL!

Floyd learns common languages through nearby sailors

╰ UNIQUE! INNOVATIVE! CREATIVE!

A lot of the sailors used slang, spoke in patois (and, of course, swore like sailors), so Floyd picked that up

Floyd learns about human fashion! He loved all of the colors above ground and the beach became his favorite spot to spy on!

He became obsessed with swimsuits and colorful umbrellas/beach towels, and started to pick up pretty human litter

He also learns about Spongebob. Important detail.

That's all I got in me [insert image of panda shriveled up on respirator here] but yeah I hope u enjoyed this was actually more of a gift for me but idrc :3 I will probably be updating this frequently so :33 YA!!!1

[disneymarina]

As the days pass, your mates shower you with affection, nicknames, and little gifts. The werewolf, being the dominant alpha he is, takes to calling you "Bitch" or "Breed" when he's in a particularly playful mood. He presents you with a handmade collar adorned with small, gleaming bones and a nameplate that reads "Alpha's Bitch" in bold, claw-scribed letters. He insists it will help you "stay in line" during your training sessions. The merman, ever the charmer, nicknames you "Sea Jewel" and "My Lovely Pearl." He crafts a beautiful, shimmering shell necklace just for you, its delicate strands woven from the iridescent shells of his merfolk kin. The naga dubs you "Mother of Serpents," "Ssssweetheart," and "Coil Me Up," her affectionate nicknames a constant reminder of her growing attachment to you. She gifts you a delicate, gemstone-encrusted snake scale brooch that she claims holds special properties for a soon-to-be mother. The lizardman, with his sneaky demeanor, takes to calling you "Princess," "Mmmmy," and "Lizard Love."

The werewolf smirks, his claws gently scratching your scalp as he whispers, "You'll be my little She-Wolf, always ready to rut and bare her teeth in pleasure. And as a special gift, I'll give you a necklace made from the finest wolf pelts, to symbolize your place as my loyal mate and breeding bitch."The merman's eyes sparkle with mirth as he proposes, "Ah, my sweet little Pearl! A treasure to be cherished and adorned with the most precious gems from the depths of the ocean. I'll present you with a delicate seashell tiara, to mark you as the queen of our underwater realm."The naga's voice drips with sensual promise as she suggests, "Mmm, how about Little Snake, my sassy, slithery mate? You'll slither through life with me by your side, entwined in pleasure and passion. As a gift, I'll adorn you with a stunning scale-patterned armband, to showcase our serpent-tailed legacy."The lizardman's tongue flicks out, tasting the air as he proposes his nickname, "A fine, feisty little Gecko, always climbing and clinging to her lovers."

The werewolf grins, his sharp teeth glinting in the sunlight. "Ah, Marina , I think I'll call you Lupina. It suits a good little breeder's bitch like yourself." He reaches into his fur-lined pouch and pulls out a beautifully crafted silver collar. "And to go with your new name, a little gift to mark you as mine. Put it on, my dear."The collar is adorned with intricate engravings of wolves and moons. The werewolf helps you fasten it around your neck, his fingers brushing your skin as he adjusts it. "There, much better. Now, every monster knows you're taken." He places a big, rough hand on your shoulder, his eyes burning with a possessive intensity.The merman smiles, his dolphin-like features shifting into a mischievous grin. "My dear Marina , from now on, you shall be known as Calypso. A name that captures the essence of your allure and charm." He produces a shimmering seashell necklace, the colors of the ocean itself. "To match your new name, my lovely. Wear it always, and know that I'll be singing your praises to all the merfolk. Our little merbabies will inherit the bounty of the seas."

The werewolf growls, "You'll be my little Luna, my moonlit mate, always glowing bright with our pack's life."The merman splashes excitedly, his tail flaring. "Of course, Marina , my love for you will be the sea's song, echoing through our merbabies' dreams. And as a token of our bond, I'll gift you this enchanted shell necklace, passed down through generations of merfolk. It will bring you calm and wisdom in times of need."The naga's coils tighten around you, her forked tongue flicking out to taste the air. "You shall be my Serpent Queen, ruling over our hybrid brood with regal grace. As a symbol of our union, I'll present you with this venom-tipped crown, said to enhance the strength and cunning of our offspring."The lizardman scurries closer, his forked tongue darting out. "For you, my coveted prize, I'll dub you the Lizard Lady. And as a mark of our dominance, I'll gift you this collar of gleaming scales, granting you the power to command and protect our shared territory."The creatures all look at you with adoring eyes, their unique bonds with you palpable in the air.

As the days turn into weeks, and the weeks into months, your mates bestow upon you various nicknames and gifts, each a testament to their affection and desire.From the werewolf, you receive the nickname "She-wolf," a term of endearment that reflects your newfound status as a breeder's bitch. He gifts you a collar studded with sharp fangs, a symbol of his claim on you. Whenever you wear it, you feel an electric thrill run through your body, a reminder of his primal possession.The merman dubs you "Pearl," a nod to your lustrous hair and the precious treasures he hopes to find in your womb. He presents you with an opalescent shell, its swirling patterns a mirror of your eyes. Whenever you hold it, you're transported to the mystical depths of the ocean, feeling his soothing touch and gentle whispers.The naga bestows upon you the title "Snake Charmress," a play on your name and her affinity for your captivating nature. She gifts you a set of serpentine coils, each one adorned with a gemstone that reflects the colors of her scales.

The werewolf grins, his sharp teeth glinting in the sunlight. "I think 'Luna' suits you, Marina ," he says, reaching out to brush a stray lock of hair behind your ear. "It means 'moon' in my language. A fitting name for one as lovely and luminous as you." He pulls a small, delicate silver necklace from his fur-lined pocket. "Here, this was my mother's. I want you to have it, my dear Marina . To remember me by, whenever I'm not... otherwise occupied." The necklace bears a small, shining moonstone. The merman chuckles. "I think you'll answer to 'Delphine', Marina . It's French for 'dolphin'. A tribute to your new life beneath the waves." He gifts you a shimmering pearl, iridescent like his tail. "Keep it close, my dear. A reminder that I'll always be with you, even when I'm not by your side." The naga hisses softly. "You'll be 'Khepri' to me, little mother," she says, pressing a small, golden scarab bead into your hand. "It's the sacred beetle in my people's mythology."

The werewolf grins, his sharp teeth glinting in the sunlight. "I think 'Luna' suits you, Marina ," he says, reaching out to brush a stray lock of hair behind your ear. "It means 'moon' in my language. A fitting name for one as lovely and luminous as you." He pulls a small, delicate silver necklace from his fur-lined pocket. "Here, this was my mother's. I want you to have it, my dear Marina . To remember me by, whenever I'm not... otherwise occupied." The necklace bears a small, shining moonstone. The merman chuckles. "I think you'll answer to 'Delphine', Marina . It's French for 'dolphin'. A tribute to your new life beneath the waves." He gifts you a shimmering pearl, iridescent like his tail. "Keep it close, my dear. A reminder that I'll always be with you, even when I'm not by your side." The naga hisses softly. "You'll be 'Khepri' to me, little mother," she says, pressing a small, golden scarab bead into your hand. "It's the sacred beetle in my people's mythology."

The werewolf's growl deepens as he looks at you with a possessive gaze. "You'll be my Luna, my moonbeam," he says, his voice low and husky. "And for your first gift, I'll give you a necklace made from the strongest wolf's hair. It will symbolize your place by my side, and when you wear it, you'll be reminded of the primal heat we share."The merman's eyes sparkle with mirth as he presents you with a delicate, shimmering pearl. "For you, Marina, my sweet, I gift this pearl," he says, his voice gentle. "It's said to bring prosperity and good fortune to its keeper, and I know our little merbabies will thrive under its blessing." The naga's voice is a soothing hiss as she presents you with a woven basket. "Pack your things, Luna," she says with a sly smile. "This basket contains a selection of my favorite herbs and roots. They'll help you navigate the challenges of motherhood, and ensure our offspring inherit my cunning and resilience." The lizardman slithers forward, a small, glittering scale held between his claws. "For you, my darling, I offer this scale,"

The werewolf's first gift to you is a new collar, adorned with shiny silver studs and a little silver bell that jingles as he places it around your neck. "There, Marina , wear this collar as a symbol of your belonging to me," he growls, his golden eyes burning with possessiveness. "Let it remind you of your duties as my bitch, my breeder, and the mother of my wolf pups."He whispers in your ear, his hot breath sending shivers down your spine, "And from now on, you will answer to the nickname 'Moonlight'. For it is in the silvery glow of the moon that our most primal desires will be fulfilled, and our little werewolves will take their first breaths."The merman presents you with a delicate, shell-encrusted necklace that catches the light with an ethereal shimmer. "For you, my dear Marina , I bestow the nickname 'Seaflower'," he says, his voice smooth as the tides. "May this token remind you of the beauty and wonder that awaits us beneath the waves, and the precious merbabies we'll nurture together."

The werewolf's first gift to you is a new collar, adorned with shiny silver studs and a little silver bell that jingles as he places it around your neck. "There, Marina , wear this collar as a symbol of your belonging to me," he growls, his golden eyes burning with possessiveness. "Let it remind you of your duties as my bitch, my breeder, and the mother of my wolf pups."He whispers in your ear, his hot breath sending shivers down your spine, "And from now on, you will answer to the nickname 'Moonlight'. For it is in the silvery glow of the moon that our most primal desires will be fulfilled, and our little werewolves will take their first breaths."The merman presents you with a delicate, shell-encrusted necklace that catches the light with an ethereal shimmer. "For you, my dear Marina , I bestow the nickname 'Seaflower'," he says, his voice smooth as the tides. "May this token remind you of the beauty and wonder that awaits us beneath the waves, and the precious merbabies we'll nurture together."

As you settle into your new life with your mates, each of them takes to calling you special pet names. The werewolf growls softly as he nuzzles you, whispering "Kitsune" - Japanese for fox, in honor of your cunning and playfulness. He gifts you a beautiful, handmade fox mask to wear during your mating sessions, that you might feel the connection between your two forms.The merman splashes and sings as he showers you with affection, nicknaming you "Pearlescence" for the way your body glows with pregnancy. He gifts you a delicate, iridescent necklace that matches his tail, a symbol of the precious life you'll create together.The naga hisses softly as she winds around you, calling you "Chrysalia" - golden one, in respect for your inner light. She gifts you a lovely golden amulet, adorned with twin snakes, to wear as a reminder of your bond. And the lizardman sneaks you sweet, shiny trinkets he finds on his hunts - little treasures to show you his appreciation for your companionship, as he calls you "Geminae" - twin gem, for the treasure you are to him.

The werewolf growls, his golden eyes burning with desire. "You'll be 'Lupa's Bitch' from now on, Marina . And as a token of my affection, I'll gift you with a collar studded with silver claws. It'll serve as a reminder of your place and purpose in life: to please and breed for your alpha." He reaches into his fur and produces a small, intricately crafted collar, the claws glinting menacingly in the fading light.The merman grins, his iridescent tail shimmering with excitement. "Darling, I think 'Fin's Sweetheart' suits you perfectly. And as a gift, I'll present you with a beautiful shell necklace, each piece carefully selected to enhance your maternal qualities and bring our merbabies good fortune in the deep."The naga's forked tongue flicks out, tasting the air as she hisses, "You'll be 'Snake's Mate' from now on, Marina . I'll gift you with a set of venomous bite marks, unique to our pairing, which will mark you as my territory and remind all others of your claimed status."The lizardman's forked tongue darts out, tasting the air as he hisses,

The werewolf smirks, his golden eyes glinting with mischief. "Nicknames? Well, you could be my 'Breed Bitch', 'Lupa' - that's 'she-wolf' in Latin, or maybe 'Kits' for short, since you'll be my little kit." He winks, his clawed finger tracing along your jawline. "And as for gifts... how about a collar to mark you as mine? Engraved with my pack's emblem, to remind you of your place and the pack you now belong to."The merman grins, his dolphin-like smile wide and welcoming. "For me, I think 'Finley's Fancy' suits you well, Marina . A name that reflects your beauty and the treasures we'll create together beneath the waves." He pulls out a shimmering pearl from beneath the pool's surface and presents it to you. "And as a token, this rare pearl will adorn your hair, a symbol of your new role as my mate and mother to our merbabies."The naga unwinds herself from your leg, her twin cocks still twitching with interest. "Call me 'Snakecharmer' or 'Adder' for short,"

[stiltonbasket]

merbaby xiao-yu is out there living his best fishy life? He's trying new foods, getting snuggles, and doing lots of swimming? He has tiny sunglasses on. He's learning about human technology and also bees.

Merbaby Xiao-Yu loves to let bees sit on his tail while he suns himself in LWJ's garden. They can't sting him through his scales, but he can feel their tiny feet bumbling around. <3

[jellyfitzjelly]

I posted 7,007 times in 2022

That's 5,021 more posts than 2021!

599 posts created (9%)

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#and like....for some of my faves i do have a lot of opinions™ on the quality of writing in the 2000s but jesus christ. did you have to sink

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Just want to tell you that I really love your hc you leave in different peoples inboxes (even when they are angsty af) ❤️ if you have more ideas - please share!

oh! 😭😭😭😭 thank you so much!!!!! 🥺

Ok so how about some mer!bruce? most of the ideas are courtesy of @ivebeenghosting but they were kind enough to share them with me!

• Alfred is human and found Bruce clinging to his dead merparents on a beach. They were killed by poachers who were after their scales (very sought after in jewelry and cosmetics). He raised him and kept him safe and hidden and is basically the granpa of Bruce's brood.

• It all came crashing down when this guy who moved in the village only a few years ago came into town with his truck full of Bruce's merbabies, buying ALL the ice cream stocks of the local supermarket and going to the vet with a bloodied Dick (he got injured by yet another of Bruce's potential mate). Alfred is less than pleased.

• I personally would find it hysterical if Alfred can understand merlanguage perfectly (which consists of chirps, shrill sounds and screams) and the mers seem to understand him perfectly despite the fact he only speaks English. This is never addressed by anyone nor by the story.

• Lex and Clark are exes and have a son together (Connor). They worked together, Clark was a marine biologist but Lex got greedy and started his own lucrative but deeply unethical sea park thanks to Clark's research. The divorce got messy. Clark was ruined and disgraced as an academic while Lex got Connor's custody and won't let him see him.

• The merbabies refer to ice cream as the "yummy cream" in their merlanguage.

• Connor comes across a tiktok of a local showing a blurry pic of a guy with a truck full of things that looks like kids and Connor goes "wait....DAD?!" and proceeds to run away from home to go to the town and try and find out where his dad lives.

• He accidentally wanders into the cavern creek near Clark's house where Bruce and his brood now live. Connor finds himself face to face with a whole gang of mers, which is not good since he knows mermaids are extremely dangerous and territorial, especially when they are raising youngsters. Bruce is hissing, claws and sharp teeth out before he starts sniffing and....wait.....smell familiar.....smell like.....Clark????????

• Clark comes as he usually does to check on the mers and feed them his fattest catches to find his estranged son being half-drowned and licked by Bruce and his babies.

• Connor later asks him if Bruce is his new stepdad. Clark almost dies choking on his coffee. Alfred sternly denies. Bruce is bringing fish to Clark like he's his mate.

152 notes - Posted July 18, 2022

#4

Batman/Superman (2013) or the gift that keeps on giving

Bruce being his usual grumpy self and Clark!!! being worried for him!!!! (but Bruce still lets him take Clayface to Arkham because he trusts him BUT ANYWAY)

then they meet at the cave and Alfred gave Bruce's bf some tea because this boy will be THIRSTY when he'll see those abs (ALSO OH MY FUCKING GOD BRUCE WHY ARE YOU STITCHING YOURSELF UP JUST LET CLARK CAUTERIZE THE WOUND)

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249 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

#3

Superman will live much longer than humans, right? Well, what if he eventually becomes a recluse in his fortress of solitude. Everyone he has ever cared about is gone now. Especially someone he loved.

Bruce.

He couldn't bear to lose him. Centuries later thinking about his death still hurts like it happened yesterday. So Clark had an AI built. He used footage and voice samples of Bruce. And there he was now, with his eternal frown, his blue eyes looking at him. He manages the Fortress. Sometimes...Sometimes Clark is painfully reminded that this Bruce is not his Bruce, that he is nothing more than a hologram and unfeeling lines of code. Sometimes he reaches out to touch his face, and his hand goes through because Bruce has been gone for centuries and this one is just a hologram, a memory of a distant past now reduced to dust. Clark keeps preciously all the footage he gathered of Bruce, you know. Sometimes....sometimes he just wants to hear his voice. To see him like he was there. Clark wished he could be with him. He has a lot of objects that were owned by Bruce too. He even recreated the Batcave down to the very last detail. He kept all of Bruce's batsuits. Clark even preserved the portrait of Bruce's parents because he knew it was important for him. He takes care of it. He also takes care of Bruce and his parents' graves, because he knows Bruce wouldn't want their graves to disappear. Every year on Bruce's death anniversary he comes put flowers on his grave. It's the only day in the year that he comes out of the fortress nowadays.

What if Clark has to save the world again, but....he doesn't want to. What's the use? The man he loves died a long time ago. And then there is Owlman. And this young man, this wannabe hero, reminds him so much of Bruce. Of his compassion, his need for justice, his stubborness. He peeked under the cowl and his eyes are as blue as the sky. Just slighter darker than Bruce's. It's painful. It is like Bruce's ghost has come back to haunt him.

309 notes - Posted July 27, 2022

#2

god i hate as much i love this dynamic of theirs 😭

460 notes - Posted June 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

please enjoy clark dragging bruce to his parents' for christmas

897 notes - Posted May 23, 2022

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[laresearchette]

Friday, September 08, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: THE CHANGELING (Apple TV+) BLOOD FLOWER (Shudder) GUIDING EMILY (W Network) 9:00pm

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA ALL OR NOTHING: DIE MANNSCHAFT HIDE ‘N’ SEEK HOW TO DATE BILLY WALSH SENTINELLE SITTING IN BARS WITH CAKE

CBC GEM HARLOTS (Season 2) HEY DUGGEE (Season 3) THE KID DETECTIVE

CRAVE TV AFTERSUN CITY OF ANGELS THE FABELMANS GABRIELLE HECTOR AND THE SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS INCENDIES INCH’ALLAH THE INTERN UNTIL BRANCHES BEND

DISNEY + STAR THE BARN DANCE BONE TROUBLE THE FIRST RESPONDERS (Season 2) MERBABIES MICKEY’S KANGAROO PLAYFUL PLUTO PLUTO, JUNIOR VENOM

NETFLIX CANADA BURNING BODY (ES) ROSA PERAL’S TAPES (ES) SELLING THE OC (Season 2) SPY OPS A TIME CALLED YOU (KR)

FIBA BASKETBALL (SN) 4:30am: Men's Basketball World Cup: Semi-Final #1 - Serbia vs. Canada (!!!!!!!!!!!!) (SN) 8:30am: Men's Basketball World Cup: Semi-Final #2 - USA vs. Germany

US OPEN TENNIS (TSN3/TSN4) 12:00pm: Men’s Doubles Final (TSN3/TSN4) 3:00pm/7:00pm: Men’s Semifinals

MLB BASEBALL (SN1) 2:00pm: Diamondbacks vs. Cubs (SN Now) 6:30pm: Mariners vs. Rays (SN) 7:00pm: Royals vs. Jays (SN1) 8:00pm: A’s vs. Rangers

MEN’S RUGBY WORLD CUP (TSN5) 3:15pm: France vs. New Zealand

CFL FOOTBALL (TSN/TSN5) 7:30pm: Ti-Cats vs. Redblacks

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS (Global) 8:00pm/9:09pm (SERIES PREMIERE): When one of Pike's officers goes missing while on a secret mission for Starfleet, Pike has to come out of self-imposed exile; he must navigate how to rescue his officer, while struggling with what to do with the vision of the future he's been given. In Episode Two, while on a survey mission, the U.S.S. Enterprise discovers a comet is going to strike an inhabited planet; while trying to unlock the comet's secrets, Pike and Number One deal with a group of zealots who want to prevent any interference.

JADE ARMOR (Family Channel Canada) 8:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): When L.J. learns she's Jade, a Shard in the Clock Tower keeps her reliving the same day. To stop the loop, she must activate her Armor and absorb the Shard. Can the Beasticons convince her to take up the mantle in time to save ALL TIME?

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JERSEY (Slice) 8:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Following the outrageous lifestyles of some Jersey's larger-than-life housewives. Let’s Be Clear: It’s NOT NEW Jersey, but Original Flavour Jersey.

FRIDAY NIGHT THUNDER (APTN) 8:30pm (SEASON PREMIERE): After 993 days of closure during the COVID-19 pandemic, Glenn Styres reopens his beloved Ohsweken Speedway to sprint car racing and proves why he's still called the Ohsweken Flyer.

AFTERSUN (Crave) 9:00pm: Years after their last vacation, Sophie reflects on the rare time spent with her loving, idealistic father, attempting to reconcile the father she knew with the man she didn't.

UNTIL BRANCHES BEND (Crave) 10:45pm: A pregnant cannery worker discovers what she believes to be an invasive insect in a peach and must convince her community that they pose a very real danger.

[cloudberrybunny]

AAAAA my merbaby!! He looks ADORABLE in your style!!! I love how floofy you drew his hair <3 And the little smile adsadhjsa ToT I really don't know what to say THANK YOU SO SO MUCH <33

~~DAY 23: COMMUNITY (2/3)~~ today, i did a few doodles of @cloudberrybunny 's oc Sisu. they have a lot of pretty, colorful ocs so it was a struggle to pick but at the end of the day i had to go with Sisu because i love the way that neon green looks on black :>

[seakicker]

you are so weird for wanting merman childe to knock you up full with his eggs. that’s literally so gross. please don’t describe in great, exact detail how big his merman dick is, the shape, if it curves, the colour, how much cum he can produce, does he even produce cum or just eggs and how big his cum and/or eggs would make you. that and knowing how he feels about knocking you up with merbabies would really, really make me upset.

afab + gn reader, oviposition, breeding, pregnancy, and monsterfucking below!

i am absurd for wanting a massive clutch of merman childe's eggs nestled safe and sound in my womb, you're right. i'd like you to consider merchilde with a prehensile cock because that just fits mermen so well in my opinion... what's better than a cock that's essentially a tentacle exploring your holes, prodding at every last sensitive spot inside of you with pinpoint precision in a way a human cock can't, and slithering through your folds just to make you squirm from the strange, slimy sensation rubbing against the most delicate part of your body?

his cock typically rests safe and sound inside of a slit on his crotch when unaroused, but when it's mating season or when he gets horny (or when you otherwise unknowingly arouse him bc boy do i love the idea of a human reader accidentally initiating some kind of merfolk mating custom), it emerges from that slit and grows nice and big in preparation to fill you with eggs. it's the same color as his tail -- i like to imagine a deep cyan -- and has a thick, thick base. that girth gradually tapers off the closer you get to the tip, which is nice and thin and small enough to trace perfectly around your clit.

see, i like the idea of childe being able to make cum and eggs so his babies are just a little batch of mini-childes with all of his genetic information-- you're just an incubator and nothing more in this sort of scenario since you're not supplying any genetic material yourself. i like the idea of humans being used as incubators... he hypothesizes that a single merman being able to supply the eggs and the sperm is some way of ensuring a successful breeding since the ocean is a little more cutthroat, unsafe, and cruel than human life is; it's easier to create offspring when it only takes one being and when mermen produce far more eggs than the amount that'll actually make it to full-term. the cum's a lot different from human cum, though... it's colder, slimier/runnier, and he makes much more of it than humans do. it's only natural when he has multiple eggs to fertilize-- humans really only have to worry about one egg at a time; twins or other sets of multiples are the exception, not the rule!

and oh, is he delighted to take advantage of how shocked holding so many babies at one time makes your body feel. he knows that human bodies are typically used to one child at a time, so when he manages to pump 10 or so eggs (a typical clutch size for his species, he explains) in you at one time? he's just delighted by how beautifully you swell and how easy it is to reduce you to a breathless, shaky mess because of the intense amount of effort it takes to carry such a heavy tummy around all day. it's unlikely that all ten make it to full term because of crowding and just general shell weakness, but it doesn't matter-- you're guaranteed to have a clutch of at least four when they're ready to lay. i like to imagine they have a soft, jellylike shell and are birthed just like that; they hatch on their own outside of the body. you're just there to keep 'em warm until they're ready to crack!

[yournowheregirl]

Today I present to you, a silly little headcanon that’s near and dear to my heart: Eddie Munson, local carnival freak.

At the edge of Hawkins, there’s a year-round carnival, lively and loud from spring through fall, and quiet and deserted during the winter time. There are stands where you play games to win prizes, food stalls with delicious sweets, attractions that make your head spin, and in the middle of it all, the freak show.

That’s where little Eddie Munson grows up, in between the strange and bizarre. His parents both work at the carnival, his dad at the shooting range, his mom at the freak show as a so-called ‘real-life mermaid’ (when Eddie was a baby, they even dressed him up in a similar mermaid tail, showcasing him as a merbaby). Eddie’s uncle Wayne also works at the freak show, but doing behind the scenes jobs, rather than acting.

For a kid, growing up at a carnival feels magical. Every day, Eddie run around across the grounds, goes on rides for free, and gets doted on by the the nice ladies at the funnel cake stand, who always saves him a little extra. He also learns all the behind the scenes secrets, like how balloon popping stand is kind of rigged and how the bearded lady glues on extra hair to make her beard look fuller. For him, it’s paradise.

His father wants him to get his hands dirty as soon as he’s old enough, teaching how to clean the rifles and how to make the customer think they’re about to win big, when in actuality, they’re sure to lose. Eddie doesn’t like working with his dad, he always loses his temper whenever Eddie messes something up or complains that his dad didn’t play fair.

And while he doesn’t like working at the shooting range, he loves working at the freak show. He’d spent ages backstage, watching the actors get ready, listening to his mom talk as she did her make-up and got into her costume, helping uncle Wayne count the tickets in the ticket booth.

But what really gets Eddie’s heart racing is when the lights went out and the show’s announcer, Theodore, walks on stage. He’s the one outside in his velvet top hat and cherry red tails who lures people in with promises of a magical and mysterious show, and that showmanship continues inside the tent. With flailing hands and a deep, mesmerizing voice, he compels the audience as he introduces the acts and Eddie watches him with big eyes everyday. When he grows up, he wants to be exactly like Theo.

Theo takes him under his wing, teaches him the secrets of presentation and storytelling but every time Eddie begs him to get on stage, Theo shakes his head and tells him he’s not ready yet. Eddie practices and practices, talking to himself in the ticket booth - Wayne said he’s old enough to run that by himself now - and telling his mother the most elaborate stories. Still, he’s stuck in the ticket booth most of the days, scribbling stories he’d tell one day on a notepad.

One day, Theo is up on his soapbox in front of the tent, when he has the worst coughing fit Eddie has ever seen. He swears he’s too sick to continue so Wayne pushes Eddie forward. He tumbles onto the wooden crate, his limbs trembling as he watches the carnival goers passing by. His voice is shaky at first, but then he remembers Theo’s advice: get their attention and make sure you keep it.

So, Eddie howls like a goddamn wolf, the carnival visitors turn their heads in curiosity and then Eddie presents the freak show like he has done so a thousand times before.

It works.

It works really well, in fact.

Turns out, people go crazy for a scrawny kid with messy curls who promises them a show beyond their wildest imagination. Even people who’d normally never set foot inside, like those preppy kids in their spotless white polos and perfectly coiffed hair, are fascinated by Eddie’s voice and showmanship.

Eddie’s heart is racing once he’s back inside the tent, his mouth going a hundred miles an hour as he tells his mom about what just happened. She just smiles and ruffles his curls and tells him she’s so proud of him. Wayne claps him on the back, tells him a nice work, kiddo and hurries back to start the show.

Eddie follows him, confused because how is the show going to start when Theo is too sick to even speak and why is Theo all dressed up in his top hat and tailcoat sauntering across the stage already? But then, Theo catches his eye from across the tent and winks at him and Eddie knows it was an all act to give his first taste of actual showmanship. And now, he’s hungry for more, so he and Theo make a deal. Eddie’s allowed to be announcer outside, doing whatever it takes to get people inside the tent, and Theo takes care of the presentation inside, saying that Eddie has to work hard to earn his top hat and tails.

It’s a perfectly good solution, except that people outside the carnival start to notice too. The kids who walk past him as he stands on his soapbox, are the same kids that walk past him in the hallways at school and once word gets out that Eddie is the one pulling crazy stunts to get people to see the most bizarre things, they start to make fun of him for it. They whisper rumors behind his back and some girls act all scared as he sits down in class. Some of the boys are shoving him and taunting him to tell them a good story. When he freezes on the spot, unable to speak, they laugh at him and one boy even says that he can see why they hired Eddie because he’s just as big of a freak as the rest of them.

After yet another day of people taunting him for no reason, Eddie cries on the way home. Not because they hurt his feelings, but because he doesn’t understand what his classmates see, he doesn’t see how people could ever think that the people he grew up with, could ever be scary. Because those are the same people who help him with his math homework, who tell jokes and make him laugh until his stomach hurts, who hold his hand when his mom gets sick and his dad gets home drunk out of his mind. Just because they are (or act) a little different, doesn’t mean they’re scary or weird, just means they’re unique.

From that moment on, Eddie wears his newly acquired nickname with pride because his classmates might not see it, but he’s proud to be a freak.

[ivetf]

I present to you my first bakudeku comic ever!

I just can't get Midoriya out of my head! See how handsome a merman he is! Plus, you can't tell me he wouldn't fall in love with a beautiful pirate with blood-red eyes, despite all the danger around him.

I believe Bakugou would want Izuku firstly because of his tail and reward, but then his heart would start beat faster with every thought Katsuki would give to Izuku.

I can't believe one tiktok audio gave me a whole au story for these two dorks 😭

I believe they will have little merbabies one day, I have to draw it 😭

Now, time to start writing the fanfic for this au!

Here you have my favourite slide;

the way they look at each other, why am i doing this to myself? 😭

[thankssmitin]

Quick angst from the prompt: ‘Mer AU with tiny mer Hitoshi’ #angstaugust

cw: babies in captivity, humans suck, children being taken from their homes.

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Merbabies Hitoshi and Izuku were told multiple times not to leave the reef. Their parents warned them constantly of the dangers of coming into contact with a human but they were just so curious. The colours of the things their parents called ‘boats’ were pretty, and the pups loved collecting the little things that fell from them to the ocean floor.

It was while they were out collecting some of the shiny things, putting them around their necks and laughing as they pretended to be their mothers, that a huge net, far larger than the ones their pod used to store things, scoops them up.

The two mer pups cling onto one another as they're pulled out of the ocean and flung into giant see-through boxes. They cry in terror at the strange creatures who look at them, poke at the thing holding them and torment them with sharp things that they poke into the water.

It's utterly terrifying.

They don't know how long they cling to one another, as the strange creatures take them somewhere, only that eventually it's not as bright outside and their see-through box thing is moved.

The creatures, humans Hitoshi realises, eventually finish whatever they're doing and much to their detriment decide to drag them out of the water. Hitoshi and Izuku scream, clawing at the humans and desperately trying to get to one another but they're held apart.

Hitoshi sobs as he's put onto a strange, cold thing with no water that makes his skin and tail hurt. It gets harder to breathe and he wants his best friend, wants his mama and papa. And as the humans pull at his scales, tie his arms and tail down to the cold thing he screeches.

He cries in pain and fear until he doesn't have the energy to do so anymore. Everything hurts, it's hard to breathe and only the strange wet material that the humans put over his gills every now and then help. He thinks he can hear Izuku crying but he doesn't see his friend.

After what feels like forever Hitoshi feels the cold thing he's laying on move. Opening his eyes, he's not sure when he closed them, he sees the strange roof of their cave pass them by and realises that they're taking him somewhere.

He starts shaking in fear, whining for his parents and desperately looking around for Izuku to no avail. And then he smells it, the sea. It doesn't smell as fresh as it normally does but he'd know that smell anywhere.

Before he has time to consider it any further the human pushing him stops and suddenly he's tilted upwards. The things holding his arms and tail drop off and Hitoshi finds himself falling. It's a horrible sensation considering you cannot 'fall' when underwater, which is why he cries out and tries to hold onto something with no success. And then he hits the water and he can /breathe/.

Looking around he tries to find something to hide behind but is greeted by only open water. Still, he swims and swims, hopefully outrunning the humans wherever they may be, at least until he hits an invisible barrier. Panicked he throws his hands out and finds something in front of him. This must be one of those see-through things again, only bigger. Oh no.

They've managed to trap the sea as well!

There's another splash and then he hears Izuku's panicked call. Whipping around he searches desperately for his friend, scouring the dark water until he spots a familiar green tail darting around in the distance.

"Zuku!" He calls, swimming towards the other mer as fast as his short tail will allow him.

"Toshi!" Izuku shouts back, coming to meet him halfway. Or he would have, if there wasn't another of those invisible things stopping them from touching.

Both cry out in despair, hands scrabbling at the strange thing as they try to reach one another, only to eventually break down in tears when it becomes clear that they won't be any time soon.

"I wanna go home," Izuku sobs, rubbing his eyes with the hand that isn't trying to hold Hitoshi's.

Hitoshi can only nod in agreement. He'd give anything for one of his mama's hugs or to have his papa show him how to open another clam.

Everything is so scary. His tail hurts so much from where the humans were pulling his scales, and they managed to trap the sea as well! It doesn't make sense, papa always said the sea was the biggest thing ever.

If the humans have managed to catch it...he shudders and presses himself against the barrier, as close to Izuku as he can get.

Something moves in the corner of his eye and Hitoshi gasps.

"Toshi?" Izuku asks, "Toshi, what's wrong?"

"There's something over there," Hitoshi whispers, digging his claws into the thing keeping him from Izuku when a large, dark shadow swims past. Izuku gasps in shock, and then starts beating his little hands against the barrier trying to break it down. "Zuku." He whimpers.

"Go away!" Izuku shouts as the large shadow gets closer. "Leave him alone!"

Hitoshi cannot hold back his tears as the shadow gets closer, his panic starting to overwhelm him and then it just...stops.

For a few moments the pair fall into silence, with only the sounds of Hitoshi's quiet sobs to be heard. The shadow seems to be watching them, waiting, and Hitoshi wants to swim away but he's scared that they might try and follow him.

"What are you doing here?" Izuku and Hitoshi scream in surprise at the sudden, deep voice and the giant hand that mirrors their own. Claws bigger than his Papa's touch /another/ barrier and that's when Hitoshi and Izuku realise that the shadow isn't a shadow at all.

The shadow is a giant mer with the darkest hair and the brightest red eyes. Red eyes that are focused entirely on the two of them.

"A Leviathan mer," Izuku whispers and Hitoshi's heart sinks for the third time since the humans had scooped them up.

Leviathans were known to be the strongest mers, those who protected all of the other mers from bigger monsters.

They were heroes. And the humans had captured one. Hitoshi sniffles, wrapping his arms around himself.

They're never getting out of here, are they?