#he looks so gooooddd

[accio-victuuri]

xiao zhan enters the tod’s mfw venue and greeted by the ceo 🤍

[spider-bren]

Klaber, you gorgeous man you

[avallands-basement]

look i love making sae be the one who's so in love and showering hajun with so much love and affection but it's much more fun to think that HE fell harder than her

[just-spacetrash]

🌀

[harrysfolklore]

Do you think we can get an Insta blurb with face claim as Georgia Fowler? Idk she’s just sooo pretty!

tysm for the request! i hope you like this 💕

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

2015

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yourinstagram Good morning sunshines ☀️

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ynfan1 STUNNING

selenagomez That’s my bestie ❤️

harryupdates Harry liked this post !

↳harryfan1 of course she’s a victoria secret model

ynfan2 best girlll

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harryupdates Harry on model YN’s snapchat story !

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harryfan1 OH GOOOODDD

ynfan1 omfg they’re dating

harryfan2 idk how to feel

harryfan3 he looks so cuddly

2016

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harryupdates Harry and YN in St Barts today 😬

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harryfan1 oh lord

ynfan1 we knew this was coming

harryfan2 harry this is literally the second day of the year

ynfan2 CUTIES

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harrystyles Happy New Year x

COMMENTS ON THIS POST HAVE BEEN LIMITED

2020

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yourinstagram thank you for loving me for 1826 days. happy anniversary my love 🤍

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ynfan1 AWEEEEE

harryfan1 my bub

bellahadid Happy Anniversary loves ❤️

harryfan2 THAT PIC IS SO BOYFRIEND

ynfan2 and some harry fans swore they wouldn’t last

harrystyles You make me so happy x

↳ harryfan3 STOP RIGHT NOW

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harrystyles Half a decade with you. I love you x

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harryfan1 AHHHH

ynfan1 they always post each other

annetwist ❤️

jefezoff 🥺

harryfan2 wow they’re pretty committed

yourinstagram I love you so much, bubs 🤍

↳ ynfan2 my heart

2021

FANS VIA TWITTER

//

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yourinstagram It’s been hard to keep this one quiet, but now it’s pretty hard to hide. Harry and I couldn’t be happier to share our exciting news with you. We cannot wait to meet you little one and begin our next chapter together. The best is yet to come 🤍

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ynfan1 OMFGGGGG

harryfan1 NO WAY NO WAY

arianagrande 🥺🤍

emilyblunt Congratulations to your two ❤️ Loveliest family

harryfan2 HARRY IS GOING TO BE A DAD

ynfan2 she’s going to be the prettiest mummy

harrystyles I can’t wait to start a family with you, lover x

↳ harryfan3 STOP IT

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harrystyles Final month. We can’t wait to meet you, baby x

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harryfan1 AHHH IM MELTING

ynfan1 SHES GORGEOUS

annetwist Stunning ❤️

harryfan2 WHAT IF THEY HAVE A GIRL

harryfan3 do y’all realize that almost all of the one direction members had babies out of wedlock 😭

↳ yourinstagram 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂

niallhoran Sending love to you and your missus!

↳ harryfan1 NARRY IS SO ALIVE

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harrystyles Faye Anne Styles. Welcome to the world, baby x

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harryfan1 OMFGGGG

ynfan1 FAYE ANNE THATS SUCH A CUTE NAME

spaceykacey Congratulations 💗

annetwist My perfect granddaughter ❤️

harryfan2 HARRY IS OFFICIALLY A DILF

selenagomez I can’t believe my best friend is a mummy now 🥹

yourinstagram I’m (literally) living in a daydream

2023

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theharrytea IS THIS ABOUT HARRY AND YN????

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harryfan1 not y’all believing deuxmoi

ynfan1 ALL THOSE CELEBRITIES WOAH

harryfan2 THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

ynfan2 LORD IM COMING UP

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niallhoran LOVE WINS 🥰

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niallfan1 BABYYYY

harryfan1 call me crazy but this looks like a wedding attire

↳ ynfan1 those wedding rumors don’t sound so crazy now

harrystyles Thank you for always being there, brother x

↳ narryfan1 MY NARRY HEART

yourinstagram we love you ❤️

↳ harryfan2 THEY FR GOT MARRIED

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selenagomez I got to be my best friend’s maid of honor 🥺 Life = made

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selenafan1 BEAUTY ynfan1 OMG YN AND HARRY FR GOT MARRIED

arianagrande 💓

harryfan1 MY BABIES ARE MARRIED

yourinstagram you're my sister forever ily 🥺

ynfan2 I NEED THE WEDDING PICS but also whenever they feel like it

harrystyles Much love, Sel-sel x

↳ harryfan2 MY HEARTTTT

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voguemagazine @yourinstagram and @harrystyles are married! The couple tied the knot in Italy, on Harry's property, which doubles as an event venue, surrounded by family and friends. YN and Harry plan to celebrate with a larger wedding in California in the fall. "This past weekend was supposed to be an intimate event, but we ended up having 115 guests in the end because there are a lot of people we care about, and we wanted them all to be there," says YN Styles.

Tap the link in our bio for an exclusive look inside the couple's wedding.

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harryfan1 OH LORDDDDD

ynfan1 OUR BABIES

adele ❤

harryfan2 WDYM ELTON JOHN PERFORMED THEIR FIRST DANCE SONG ???'

ynfan2 so many celebrities were in attendance i cant

emilyblunt Congratulations 😍

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yourinstagram So many things to say about this last few days, but right now I'll leave it at this: I have the hottest husband in the world.

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ynfan1 I CAAAANT

harryfan1 SHES SO ME

annetwist 😍😍

ynfan2 shes so real for this

niallhoran Love you mates !

harryfan2 she said emotional post ??? nahhh let me flex my husband

harrystyles I love youuuuu, wifey x

↳ harryfan3 STOP THIS MADNESS

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harrystyles Beautiful daughter. Beautiful wife. Beautiful life x

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harryfan1 NO I CANTTTT

ynfan1 this is so beautiful

jefezoff ❤️❤️

harryfan2 little val on their wedding 🥹🥹 my heart

taylorswift Much love to your beautiful family 💕

↳ harryfan3 TAYLOR ?????

ynfan2 we’ve come a long way 🥲

gemmachan 🤍

yourinstagram thank you for giving me all that i’ve dreamed of and more, i love you

↳ ynfan3 STOOOP

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[jadeittic]

THERE’S NO CHANCE!

“If I know what love is, it is because of you.”

HARRY STYLES + ACTRESS!READER SOCIAL MEDIA AU

It’s Oscars night! We don’t know if they’ll interact, but we’re hoping! Fingers crossed, who will win?

theacademy

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theacademy Our host tonight is Harry Styles. Who will win?

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username SHUT UP. IS HE WEARING THAT TONIGHT????

username RINGS?????

username His outfit!! Oh my god!

username i cant WAITTT OMG WHERE CAN I WATCH

username Aaah!! So hyped for tonight

harrynews

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harrynews Harry at the oscars red carpet!

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username GIRL NOT HIM BEING ALMOST LATE AGAIN

username IF HE WAS ALMOST LATE THEN WHAT ABOUT YN

username HIS OUTFIT :(( im seriously going to cry

username he knows he ate 

username He looks so nervous!

username HARRY 🤏🤏

ynnews

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ynnews YN at the oscars red carpet tonight! 

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username YN wasn’t late, everyone was simply just early. 

username SHES SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD???

username Her outfit is the exact opposite of Harry’s! So cute omg

harrynews

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harrynews First look at Harry at the Oscars on stage!

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username GOOOODDD HE LOOKS SO GOOD

username His hair! His suit! His everything, he looks so handsome!

username im about to say unspeakable things rn

username HE LOOKS SO HAPPY TO BE THERE OH MY GOD :(

celebnews

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celebnews YN LN wins best actress Oscar for La La Land. 

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username SHUT UP.

username OH MY GOD YES I LOVE THIS MOVIE 😭😭

username Omg! she was so happy!!

username HARRY’S REACTION TO HER WIN IM SICK

username Deserved!!! This movie deserves all the awards it gets. 

ynnews

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ynnews YN’s speech after her win for Best Actress! Congratulations, YN!

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username SHES SO HAPPY I LOVE HER SO MUCH!

username everyone was in tears omg 

username I love how she didn’t exclude anyone in her full speech. She deserves the world

username WHOS ANGEL????

username maybe mr. ‘only angel’?????? harry styles???

username SHUT UP

harrynews

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harrynews Harry giving YN her Oscar! 

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username HEART EYES. HE HAD HEART EYES FOR HER

username He looked like he didn’t want to let go!

username THE SMILES ON THEIR FACES I KNEW THEY WERE FRIENDS

username ynrry stans are winning at life rn 🥹

lloyddddddddddddddddd

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lloyddddddddddddddddd Harry Styles and YN LN at The Oscars. 

(I just met my long time celebrity crush. SHE SAID SHE WAS A BIG FAN OF MY WORK) 

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username I DROPPED TO MY KNEES WHAT THE HELL

username LONG TIME CELEB CRUSH IS REAL

lloyddddddddddddddddd She said hi to me and asked for a selfie 😭

username STOP LLOYD IS SO REAL

username THE MORE I SEE MORE YNRRY PHOTOS THE TEARS KEEP DROPPING AND DROPPING

username not lloyd meeting yn before i did 😔💔

username SELFIE REVEAL???

lloyddddddddddddddddd The craziest thing is that SHE TOOK THE PHOTO ON HER PHONE.

username LLOYD IS LIVING THE DREAM 

username another day of wanting to be lloyd…

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harrynews “Being on this stage and kissing YN LN on the cheek? I could die happily.” — Harry after YN’s speech at The Oscars. 

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username CRAZY. HES CRAZY TONIGHT

username WHAT DID HE DRINK BEFORE THE SHOW?????

username Bro kissed YN once and hes acting like he holds the whole world in his hands 😭

username BECAUSE HE KISSED YN LN I WOULD TOO IF I WAS HARRY

username you sure her cheek is the only thing you kissed, harry?

username HELP????

username WHAT

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram From the depths of my heart, thank you. Thank you for believing in me, and for being the driving force behind everything I do. Your unwavering support, dedication, and enthusiasm have touched my heart in ways words can hardly express. Thank you. 

I promise I’ll start posting more. Love you x

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username yn with her monthly post and still eating EVERY SINGLE TIME

jeffreydeanmorgan So proud of you! You deserve everything ❤️

devonleecarson ure amazing. ❤️

username from being a background actor to this! youve worked so hard to be where youre at now. you deserve it.

lloyddddddddddddddddd Congrats YN! So lovely to finally meet you 💘

username I NEED TO SEE THE SELFIE OR IM GOING TO RIOT

username YN, selfie reveal please!!!

harrystyles I am immensely proud of you and for everything you do and everything you are. ❤️

username HES SO EARLY THIS IS SO

username JUST THE WAY HE TALKS TO PEOPLE MAKES ME SOB

username HARRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

username SO MANY YNRRY THINGS HAPPENING WHATS NEXT???? SELFIE OF THEM TGT ON HER STORY????

username I’m literally bracing myself for impact as we speak

username FR LIKE IDEK WHAT IM EXPECTING AT THIS POINT

harrynews

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harrynews Harry commenting on YN LN’s post! 

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username “for everything you do and everything you are” IS HE TRYING TO KILL US????

username OHHH IM SO UP I LOVE THEM ALREADY

username If they’re dating, I want her to be the one 🙏

username THATS ENOUGH IM ALREADY CRYING

username …can someone CALM ME DOWN

username this is a revolution i tell you

username No I am so happy to be alive and witnessing this rn

username WHAT RIZZ DID THIS GUY HAVE TO PULL THE YN LN????

yourinstagram via instagram story

harrystyles via instagram story

[ayylovley]

another Gun x reader smut with him being patient and sweet when he takes his s/o virginity pls 🥹🥹 btw ur smut is so soooo gooooddd ❤️❤️

oo ok he’ll be a little nicer than when he has a partner who hasn’t had sex and since he doesn’t really know how to be gentle it might take a couple of times but once he pops that cherry and finally gets in without pain he ain’t stopping 😭

⊹ ࣪ ˖𐙚 𝕾𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 & 𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖗༘ ⊹ ࣪ ˖𐙚

Warnings; praising, dirty talk, salivating, daddy kink, penetration, oral (fem receiving), edging, that’s all I could think of. Filth. You get the picture

Maya; I’m so sorry this took forever!

Word count; 2.6k

“Go ahead and lay down…”

Gun’s tone is a little different this time, softer than usual. But not enough to let your guard down, even so, you’ll need to be cautious. You already knew this when this is what you signed up for. “W-what position do you want me in?” You ask trying not to sound too nervous but the shakiness in your voice says it all. But Gun couldn’t help his growing sly grin.

“My, asking questions already? You’re already pleasing me like a good girl. Very well. Get on your hands and knees on the bed.”

With your body still trembling more than you’d like, you obey his soft commands and climb on the bed getting into the position that he wanted, letting your most sacred parts of your body on display for him. While you’re naked and ready for the taking, Gun takes a moment to really get a good view of you. Why rush into things? He’d like to take his time with someone who hasn’t been used up, yet.

His eyes follow every inch of you, the color of your clit and hole thats just begging for his cock to stretch it out and hear you sing. The shape of it, how tight you look, and now he wants to know how you taste. But he’ll be patient, he needs to touch you first, prepare you for what’s to come.

His fingers reach up to delicately hover and lightly caress you, to find out what part of you is the most sensitive. When his fingertips feels like a feather is tickling your hot slit, you gasp a little bringing your lower body away from his touch briefly as a reflex.

Gun catches this and bites his bottom lip already brewing up plans to get you to squirm. “I’ve found it…”

His words leave you more nervous, he’s a cold bastard and you don’t want to get on his bad side so you just wait for his next action. The pads of his fingers rub slowly and press against your throbbing area, with your lips muffled against the pillow you moan from surprise that seems to please him.

“I wouldn’t want to break you too soon, after all, you won’t be loose just yet. But I plan on making you my little slut after this night.”

His words leaves your heart swelling beneath your chest trying to process what you’ve gotten yourself into. But there’s no regrets, you wanted this and so did he. More so he wanted this first but his seduction and how hypnotizing he could be you just fell apart. Gun continues to use his fingers from one hand, the sound of flicking from a cigarette fills your ears from behind you. Even when he’s about to fill you up he needs a damn cigarette? With the hand that isn’t violating your cunt, he uses it to inhale the needed nicotine down his throat before letting out a content sigh.

The smell of the stick waves under your nose as you keep feeling his light touches upon your area. You’ll give it time before you decide to beg, but the longer you wait the more the nerves build up. Finally when the tip of a wet muscle drags down your sensitive skin, you gasp again becoming a slight moaning mess from just two or three dragging licks from his tongue. You could hear the evil chuckles behind you, making his breath blow on the spot.

“It seems that you’re so desperate for pleasure and you won’t beg? Now I’m curious. Let’s see how long this lasts…”

A few few more strokes, he sees the view of the delicious sound of your slick leaking out of your core “mm, you taste so good. I wanna taste every inch of you.” There’s a groan past his lips before he buries his whole face into her pussy practically inhaling it. His teeth sucking on your sensitive spot oh-so-gently. You can practically see stars from how he’s treating your virgin area more gentle than you’d thought while at the same time he clearly wants to devour you.

“Mm, still won’t beg?”

He resurfaced and rubs the digit of his index finger across your aching clit, your hands fingers clench on the bed. At this point you’ll break apart and he hasn’t even done anything yet. That might be embarrassing for you. So you’ll swallow your pride and nerves, “Gun… please! Please, please fuck me!” The hint of whiny tones that escape your lips make Gun smirk almost menacingly “Now was that so hard, princess? Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle. For now.”

You stay in the doggy position on the bed while you prepare for Gun’s thick cock ahead. The rub across your slit from his tip followed by a sudden slap with his shaft sending a loud wet ‘smack’ sound. You joint up earning a little yelp, making Gun groan turning into a little dark chuckle “it seems that you want it more than you lead on.”

Slowly he positions his tip around your entrance and carefully pushes inside, “stay nice and wide for me, baby.” He coos as the palm of his hand stays on your ass cheek, watching as he slides deeper trying to be considerate with any pain you feel. You whimper when he fills up your walls, it does hurt you but you stay calm and try to be relaxed so he can just pound into you.

It’s not so bad that you need him to stop, but it’s enough to make your knees that were pressed on the cushions to shake a little. “Shh, you’re doing so good. Taking my cock like a good girl.” He slides deeper until his balls are now up against your clit. You immediately drag out a moan once all of the uncomfortable feeling has disappeared and replaced with the wanted pleasure.

You can’t help but grip around him so tight that he hisses through his teeth, “Hey, now (Y/N). You keep squeezing me with that tight pussy of yours like that and I’m gonna cum too early. And you won’t get to have yours~”

You bite back any whiny protests about how you can’t help it, it just feels too good already but instead you obey his soft commands and try not to squish your walls on his shaft.

With slow movements from his hips creating a series of low gushing sounds he tips his head back inhaling when his lips part. Your own noises of pleasure were drowning his ears, you just sound so sweet. “Damn, (Y/N). You feel so… fffucking good.” He sighs as his hands begin to roll down your back to the curve to your ass.

Your whines and breathy screams just makes him want to pound into you with no mercy. But he’ll stay patient before he gets to do that. He grinds against your walls, making sure you feel every inch of his length and seeing how he’s making you coax his shaft with how soaking wet you are. “Ahh! Gun!” You squeak a little while you’re slowly being opened up for him to fill you up further.

“What’s wrong? You want me to fuck this pussy until you can’t take it already?” You can hear the cockiness in how much he’s enjoying making you so needy. “Are you sure you can handle it?” His palm brushes over your cheek again, then dives right in between your legs to rub on the hood of your clit. He moans at the feeling of how much you want him.

“Yes! I can handle it now I can take it!”

You know that you’re only digging your own grave but you had a slight idea what you’re signing up for when you agreed to do this with Gun in the first place.

Gun lets out a little throaty chuckle, “if you say so. Very well. But I’m not stopping or slowing down.”

You let the warning sink in your head for a second before he picks up the pace with every thrust. The way you scream for him was just so delicious he couldn’t help but pound into your tight hole even faster. “So tight. And all mine.” Swiftly landing his palm on your bouncing skin following loud smacks from his hips hitting your ass, he groans when you open up more and more like your pussy is letting him in so easily.

“You’re being such a good girl, (Y/N). I’ll give you a sweet reward after.”

The praising causes your walls to grip on his shaft once more before immediately letting go trying not to make him cum just yet. But getting validated by this man makes you want to stay obedient to every command he gives.

Loud cries fall from your lips as salty tears stream down your red puffy face, so much sensitivity in your gummy walls as his thick hot cock strokes with no mercy leaves you already feeling drained. Gun tips his head back panting and groaning at how good this feels, how you’re being such a good girl for him, like he can almost smell your fear that leads you to not want any punishments.

Although… Punishing you for absolutely no reason whatsoever would be quite a treat too. But he’ll probably wait for that for another day. Since you will see him again, and he’ll make sure that you know this too. Finally he couldn’t take it anymore, he presses his large inked hand down against your back.

Pressing his palm into the spot between your shoulder blades to keep you still while he drives in faster, his curved tip hits just the right area you needed. Making your eyes roll back and begin to drool. For a brief moment you stop your screaming while your brain was turning blank. The only sounds being the rough slapping from his hips making contact with your ass cheeks that would be very sore once he was done.

When your able to find your voice again your toes curl and squeeze with a sudden heat wave experience down your body you couldn’t quite help but sob for.

“Ohh fuck! You wanna cum, I can feel it. But not yet, sweetheart. I won’t push you too hard since this is your first time but soon, you’ll be able to edge for hours…”

That sounded more like a threat than a promise.

While he continues to hit against that sweet spot you find it more difficult and uncomfortable with how you try to deny your orgasm. It feels like your body just needs to burst. And Gun makes it harder purposely of course when he then pulls you back gripping on your waist to watch your ass have ripples from the constant bouncing and slapping.

Your mind gets a little foggy, and your vision briefly spins in circles but you try to hold back as much as you can, noticed by Gun he moans at how obedient you’re being underneath him. The springs from the mattress creak mixed with your longing screams from your throat you made from reflex.

When his balls swing and smack against your clit roughly it adds to the friction and getting it harder to keep in check with your climax. When finally after an only minute you can’t take it anymore.

“Please!! Gun, I don’t think I can do this any longer ple-ease!!”

At the sounds of your begging Gun needs to hold back his own urge to release just so you can have yours like a gentleman.

“Ohh ffuck, do it. Cum on this cock! Then I’ll cum on your face!” With his permission your body tenses up to squeeze out the thick cum across his shaft. From how tight your walls clench from that orgasm he hisses and pulls out as quick as possible so he’d flip you over and pull on your hair making sure his juices spray and land on your face. He moans out breathlessly as he watches himself paint on you, rubbing his tip across your chin and forehead letting it dribble on your skin.

Gun chuckles a little letting the sight sink in. He nods in approval, so much pride and arrogance that fuels the fact that he claimed you well, but he wasn’t done. Nope. He was ready to see just how far you could go before he could make you pass out from exhaustion.

“Go ahead and spread your legs, I’ll give you the sweet reward I promised you.”

A heated sensation is felt on your face and ears but you nod and lay on your back feeling the damp blankets from the amount of sweat you have. Gun groans at the sight with his cum still coated on your face while your own cum is leaking out of your warmth.

He dives right in with no mercy or hesitation upfront. You can almost scream just from how amazing his tongue and lips feel against your pulsating clit as he spreads your folds open with his fingers.

He moans from your taste making him go wild, burying his nose nuzzling it while inhaling you. Sucking the hood of your clit giving it little nibbles your brain pauses for a moment, his fingers slipping into your opened core just adds to the pleasure with slow motions listening to your juices up against his face. You can see his black eyes get a little hazy.

You knew you’d have to ask for permission to let loose in his mouth but then it just felt so good that you greedily didn’t want him to stop. Gun focuses on between your folds for a little bit before replacing his fingers for his tongue circling around your entrance while his thumb pressed against your clit with very motions. Your eyes can’t help but get to the back of your skull while in the middle of seeing stars.

He catches your pleased reactions and has it purposely difficult not to release just yet. Just when you’re on the brink of asking for it he pulls away with a sudden warning expression. “Ah… I plan on edging you further, even if your body can’t take it anymore.” He’s just so addicted to breaking you already.

Your nails scratch and dig into the wet blankets below you, ten minutes of holding it all back goes by and you somehow feel like you’re weak knowing that you might not be able to go through with this little game of his.

Another ten minutes and suddenly you can’t get enough, even if you’re trembling hard your body threatens to cum with no control over it. But you are still successful with this aching feeling. “Hah, p-please Gun! I wa—“ Gun’s hand crashes down on your mouth silencing you shaking his head. “I don’t need you to beg, that’s not what I want right now. I want to see you falling apart. I guess I just wasn’t so clear about that.” His heavy body hovers above you, quivering and in pain.

The digits of his slim fingers easily slick past your pulsating hole, rubbing on the spot he knows he’d leave you destroyed with. “How’s that? Huh?” His tone mocking and mean, you can’t take it. “You’re fucking soaking. And you’re squeezing on my fingers so tight so a little whore. You’re definitely struggling yet you’re doing such a good job. I don’t know if I should reward you, or just want to make you suffer more…”

Gun definitely has a new obsession now. Maybe he’ll be thinking of you when he gets really excited when he’s fighting.

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating sabo edition

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[name]sblondie: this is exactly why im always late to work

tagged: sabosbf and d.dragon

sabosbf: DONT TAG YOUR BOSS????? HES GONNA FUCKING KILL ME??????

-> kokoala: LMFAOAOOA

-> sabosbf: i'm fuckin scared what is going on koala

d.dragon: This is hardly an acceptable reason to be late to work, Sabo.

-> [name]sblondie: boohoo just say youre sad and single

-> divaiva: SABO you're so dead.

freeluffy: cuddling is worth it

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-> kokoeala: just heard dragon-san gasp in his office hold on u might be saved

-> [name]sblondie: thankgodthankgodthankgod

-> freeluffy: huh?

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sabosbf: he's urethral guys idk

tagged: [name]sblondie

[name]sblondie: i think you're urethral too baby

-> sabosbf: i love u i knew u would get my humor

-> [name]sblondie: of course i would my love <333

portgasace: no fucking way u two are real

dni_nami: something is telling me theres something wrong with the caption, but lemme not

-> sabosbf: what's wrong with it :0?

-> dni_nami: ....

divaiva: u two are the cutest (please change that caption, i'm telling you this out of the kindess of my heart)

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-> [name]sblondie: my boyfriends caption is perfectly fine

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portgasace: barfed in my mouth i hate them

tagged: [name]sblondie and sabosbf

[name]sblondie: be nice to ur brother in law damn

-> freeluffy: [NAME] IS OUR BROTHER IN LAW NOW !?!?!?!?

-> [name]sblondie: future* brother in law my bad

-> freeluffy: booooo :(

sabosbf: yeah i hate u too ace, the only rzn u ever go out w us is so u can leech off our wallets

-> portgasace: thats a fuckign lie asshole

-> sabosbf: BROKE ASS

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boahancock: luffy's brother and luffy's brothers boyfriend are so cute <3

-> [name]sblondie: damn she don't even know our names

-> portgasace: professional luffy dickrider (for some rzn)

kokoala: my favorite gays <3333

-> [name]sblondie: ?????

-> sabosbf: thank u koala ;)

-> [name]sblondie: ???????

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[name]sblondie: guys do u think he loves spiderman more than me

tagged: sabosbf

sabosbf: if peter parker hit my line, im sorry

-> [name]sblondie: ????????

sabosbf: his theme song is my ringtone for u so i guess it connects?

-> [name]sblondie: YOU GUESS???

-> sabosbf: that just means ur my spiderman baby >///<

-> [name]sblondie: DONT TRY TWISTING THIS IN A COMPLIMENTARY WAY U JUS CONFIRMED THAT IM UR SECOND CHOICE

kokoala: spiderman >>>> any other man

-> sabosbf: u get me koala ughhh

portgasace: good taste [name], gooooddd tasteee

-> sabosbf: hehe

-> [name]sblondie: WHAT THE FUCK????????? STOP FLIRTING WITH OTHER MEN RIGHT NOW???

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sabosbf: got jumpscared by this pic in my cameraroll pls someone buy this guy brown contacts

tagged: [name]sblondie

[name]sblondie: me looking at u when u wake up 🧿🧿

-> sabosbf: its ok babe jus please maybe think about blinking a little bit longer

kokoala: cannot hold a conversation with him without feeling like hes thinking about murdering me

-> portgasace: what i said

divaiva: nooo you'd ruin his natural beauty :<

-> [name]sblondie: thank u iva <3

-> [name]sblondie: YOU JUST VENMOED ME 40 BUCKS WITH THE MSG "listen to [name]" ???

-> sabosbf: LMFOAOA babe don't actually buy contacts i love ur eyes theyre pretty :3

d.dragon: They are quite terrifying.

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[name]sblondie: boyfriend appreciation post because even though hes got a weird sense of humor, hes still mine (...i guess)

tagged: sabosbf

sabosbf: HEHEHE he loves meeeeee

sabosbf: ok why that ugly ass photo of me as the second one what the hell is wrong w u u just hate me

sabosbf: I LOVE U SABO, LOVE UUU

-> [name]sblondie: love u too handosme (...i guess)

-> sabosbf: STOP WITH THE I GUESS i'd choose u over peter parker anyday baby pleaseee

portgasace: not [name] picking up on me and luffy's appetite too

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-> freeluffy: bigger appetite is the best appetite !

sabosbf's story

RESTRAIN ME??? MY SEXY BOYFRIEDN IN MENSWEAR HOLY SHIT IM CREAMINNNNGGGG

[name]sblondie replied to your story: u shouldve told me sooner, i'll wear them more often now just for u babe ;)

[dilfl0v3rss]

More dilf! Erwin 👀

your wish is my command booo here we gooo🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

“please princess. levi would be here with miki in thirty” erwin groaned as you continued to drag your panty covered pussy up and down his clothed dick. “i only need ten.” you whispered. you were more than needy and your boyfriend was being stubborn. too scared that the two of you would get so into each other that he’d forget all about his expected company.

you weren’t going to stop without a fight though. bouncing up and down on his print before connecting your lips with his in a sloppy kiss. his big hands held your waist, holding it lightly as he took dominance over your mouth and slowed the tempo of the kiss. you pulled away from him with a huff, moving your lips to the spot he liked on his neck. “you can’t resist me forever daddy.”

when he felt your lips begin suckling on his ear he broke. gripping both your asscheeks tightly while grinding you down on him harder. “ten minutes” you nodded before you were quickly turned around. legs spread with your back to his chest. erwin slid his hands to your pussy before ripping your panties in the middle. before you could protest you were cut off by his hand wrapping around your throat.

“i’ll buy you three more” he whispers before rubbing your clit lightly with his index and middle fingers. your arousal made his movements fluent as you bucked your hips so he can begin moving towards your entrance. your eagerness earned you a tight squeeze on your throat before his hand crept to your chin, moving your face towards his.

“hold still or i stop” his blue eyes stared down into your brown ones, giving you a warning glacé before abruptly sinking his fingers deep into you. “o-oh goddd” your moans filled the living room as your pussy soaked his fingers. eyes rolling back as erwin’s pink lips began dancing along your neck. licking and sucking on the delicate skin as you tightened around him. “you’re so tight princess”

you opened your mouth to speak but no words came out. he was fucking you so good with his fingers and you loved it. you looked down to where the two of you were connected. white cream sheathing his fingers as he slid them up to your clit. erwin watched your face contort into different ones of pleasure as his fingers massaged your bud. spreading your essence all over your pussy as you sung for him. “d-d-daddy s-sooo gooooddd”

before you could blink he was back inside of you, digging deep as he quickly fucked you with his thick fingers. “ohhh my- right there daddy! right thereee!!!” you screamed as erwin continued his onslaught on your tight entrance. “right here mama?” your orgasm was so close you can almost taste it as you moaned out a ‘mhmm’ for your boyfriend. the sounds coming from your pussy were sloppy and wet. juices splashing all over your thighs as you felt more of it trickle down towards your other hole.

the coil in your stomach was ready to snap. you were getting oh so close. closer….closer….closer…..until it was all gone. you were completely empty. your eyes shot open, immediately confused as you looked up at erwin. a smirk was plastered on his face as he gave you a light kiss on your forehead.

“your ten minutes are up love” you sucked your teeth as he moved you from his chest. eyeing you as he licked you off of his fingers. right before you could curse him out the doorbell ring. they were early. you quickly wobbled to your room to put some pants on while erwin answered the door. “uncle ewinnn” mikasa squealed as she hugged the tall man’s legs. a soft smile bloomed on his face he watched his niece make grabby hands at him.

“you got something on your lip smith.” levi’s voice was annoyed. erwin wiped the side of his mouth with his thumb before quickly sucking it away. a confused look grew on his friends face as he watched erwin nervously scratch the back of his neck. “icing” the blonde man breathed out with a chuckle.

“i bet.”

[dominantslasherking]

More homelander fics pls 😫 ur fics are soooo gooooddd

Homelander With Dominant Male S/o

My Stories are meant for the much more mature audience, 18+.

Backstory: Vought recently presented their new Supe, and Homelander at first wasn't cheery about it...But it seems deep down Homelander carves his attention.

YANDERE Homelander. VAMPIRIC READER

Oh---oh! Of course, he wasn't fucking happy, Vought was hiding shit now? FROM HIM? Homelander was furious, he wasn't informed of this 'new' supe joining the team. He was overall pissed as he watched the Tv, the Supe's new debut? He was some type of blood-sucking leech, that could do some fancy tricks? What was his name---"The Reaper?" Homelander murmured, What Vought was going all emo now?! The People wanted someone to look up to, not fear!

"When, will I meet him?" He asked Ashley slowly, the red-haired woman looked frightened, "Soon..." She flinches as Homelander pastes around and speaks, "So...a vampire---really?" Homelander begrudgingly asks, Ashley bobbing her head, "Vought wanted--we wanted something uh--er, more on the mysterious and handsome side, I mean Noir's mysterious, but we don't even know what he looks like--! Soo--" Ashley began to ramble on why [Name] was a great addition to the team, Homelander just sped over to her a gripped her face.

"Shut...The fuck----up." His eyes flashed red staring down at Ashley as she shook in fright. "T-Today, you--will be meeting him today." Ashley whimpered before Homelander glared at the door, motioning for her to leave.

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You sighed entering the large room, where 'The Seven' Had all of their meetings and group discussions, your blank red eyes, stare at the figure of, Black Noir writing and doodling in a notebook. Black Noir slowly lifted his head to look at you, before turning back to his notebook.

"Hey." You whispered taking a seat next to Noir as he completely ignored you, you also stayed quiet, taking notice of what he was writing. Suddenly both of the doors were opened, revealing america's Supe himself, Homelander.

"Noir, glad to see you, mind leaving while I have a chat with the newbie?" Homelander asked with a large smile stalking over. Black Noir just took his notebook and left no refute or anything.

Boredly you placed your face on the palm of your hand, scanning Homelander down. "You know...I wasn't even informed of--you...our new team member!" Homelanders happy and cheerful voice was evidently fake, as you could tell from the crazed look in his eyes, that he wasn't happy, it honestly amused you.

"But...just because I wasn't aware, doesn't give you the right to parade around, like you own the place." Homelanders voice got cold as his jaw clenched while staring down at you, as you were sitting.

Slowly you stood up, your red eyes peering down at Homelander, as you were taller than him. "I'm a big fan." You teased whispering in his ear, letting your long tongue slide against his neck, "I've always wanted to taste 'the great' Homelanders blood." Your hand placed itself on his hip, and he lost focus for a bit.

"I-I'm--I'm...not gay!" Homelander chirped up, gulping down his saliva, as you pulled away. "Never said you were..but--you might wanna deal with your problem down there." You winked, motioning to the boner he had got.

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Over the course of the few weeks, Homelander wasn't sure what to do, his body simply reacted like a wobbling puddle in your presence, and he felt lightheaded, every time you would praise him, for doing a good job. No matter how much Homelander threatened you, you simply weren't fazed.

Homelander did wonder if he was gay, I mean...he tried to, at least interact with another guy with sexual intensions...but it honestly didn't work for him...He just wasn't interested in anyone, expect---expect you, it disgusted him thinking about another man that wasn't you...you, you you you you you you

He can't even get it up with women anymore, however, if he even thinks of you---!!! Homelander slammed his fist into a wall, instantly breaking it.

"Ah, Thanks." Homelander heard your voice utter to---The deep? The fucking deep?! Homelanders annoying looked at The deeps face, enraged, He doesn't deserve your thanks, you should never thank lower beings like this fucking worms.

"Yeah, no worries, see ya." The deep said, patting your chest in a friendly gesture, before leaving the area. Homelander's face was blank, his movements stiff as he saw that.

Walking up to Homelander you noticed his strange behavior, you sipped on your blood which was in the form of a juice box. "You okay ?" You slowly asked Homelander, patting his cheek lightly to snap him out of his trance.

Homelander slowly blinked his eyes looking at you, "Where else...? WHERE ELSE DID HE FUCKING TOUCH YOU?!" Homelander yelled, picking you up by the shirt and throwing you into Vought's main meeting room, the throw wouldn't hurt you, and even if it did you had excelled in regeneration.

Slowly you stood back up, the Pillar that you were thrown into completely shattered as you looked at Homelander as he was stalking towards you.

"What, am I yours are something?" A chuckle erupted from your throat, as your fangs popped out, "Yes." Homelander said with a smirk, this didn't enrage you, in fact, you were overjoyed that he finally admitted, that in some type of twisted way, he liked you. This was a dream come true for you, you've always wanted the best of the best to be yours as well.

"Good." You spoke, pulling him into a kiss, which Homelander eagerly returned with force and possessiveness in it, he didn't care that he felt his blood dripping down his chin, from you biting his lips.

Pulling away, Homelander gasped, rather breathless, as he felt your hands on his waist, tearing apart his suit, and exposing his lean body. Slowly you pulled your fangs out, biting into his neck and taking a bit of blood, before pulling away and beginning to leave your mark all over his body. Hickeys, and bite marks. "Minee~" Homelander whined out choking on his air, from the unexpected pleasure from your fangs.

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

Jrwi “21 Ton Salute” episode 90 reaction/quotes WHOOPPEEEE

Kira;”I’m gonna have to arrest you now :((“

Chip;”hot mode”

PRICE STOP BEING HERE PLS

Charlie;”Pull out game crazyyyy”

Chip;”Phew! Not a ghost, just a dickhead.”

Jay;”I see Gillion taking these hits without any armor, cus he doesn’t know how to dodge.”

Kira;”JAYYYY, please don’t make this difficult I don’t wanna hurt you :(((“ *rolls a natural 20*

Gillion;”This is the helm I put on, when I’m gonna cut off your fucking hands.”

Gillion;”Left right Left right- Eany, Meany, Miny FUCK YOU.”

Charlie;”So 64 dmg with these two attacks :))”

Grizzly;”what the fuck bro.”

Gillion;”I had some nightmares myself recently, and the crazy part was, you weren’t in them!”

Charlie;”I GUESS I FALL DOWN LIKE PETER FROM FAMILY GUY”

Kira;”Jay are you in there.?? I don’t really want to- damage this business, so could you come out?” I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

Bizly;”I come back in like a pouting child, my two swords dragging behind me”

Grizzly;”Now it’s your turn Gillion what do you do?”

Charlie;”I pull out the anchor.” *Eyes turns white*

ITS RUDE TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTB FULL?? GILLION TIDESTRIDER THE FISH YOU ARE

Charlie;”There’s nothing in the sky around us right?”

Bizly;”Just the moon”

Gillion;”MUMMY HELP.”

Gillion;”I wanna grab onto him, and say “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE”

Bizly *giggling*;”you’re a fucking nutcase bro”

Your Kuba Kenta, 300 FT in the air, a fish in your mouth, he pulls out an anchor and says “10000 pounds.” You start falling. HE MAKES THE ANCHOR WEIGH **MORE**, (80000 POUNDS) HE BEGINS TO SCREAM “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE.” As you both plummet, wyd?

Grizzly;”the crazy thing is he was just gonna drop you”

Gillion;”YEAH BUT THAT WOULD HURT :((“

Grizzly;”You could have broken ribs, a horrible scar”

Charlie;”aghhh a horrible scar sounds super cool tho”

Condi;”Oh my gooooddd.”

Chip;”If it’s water I can jump in it’s like Minecraft.”

Jay;”BRO I HAVE CURE WOUNDS”

Chip:”WHAT ABOUT WHAT I HAVE?? I GOTTA DISGUISE THING. I MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A FUNNY LITTLE CLOWN AND I DANCE AROUND”

Chip to Jay;”Prisoner prisoner prisoner prisoner of war prisoner prisoner prisoner.”

Chip;”If we have Kuba Kenta we have leverage”

Jay;”No we don’t- THIS IS THE LEVERAGE THIS IS THE LEVERAGE THIS IS WHAT WE USE THE LEVERAGE FOR.”

Chip;”Trauma bump :DD”

Chip;”I’m not the only one taken’ care of me anymore. They take care of me, and I gotta take care of them too.” CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP. BIZLY. SHUT YO MOUTH. SHUSHSHUTUP

Gillion;”I didn’t know you had gills, that makes things a lot easier”

Jay;”Yeah, they hurt a lot when I put them in”

Gillion;”..when you what? 😟”

[stxrmxtsu]

How would the brothers feel about femdom?

gooooddd question anon

let’s find out shall we?

(NSFW under the cut)

osomatsu is kinda meh when it comes to a dominant partner. what i mean by that is that he just wants someone around him and he doesn’t care what the hell he gets lmfao. he’s nearly reaching his thirties, he’ll take what he can get.

with that being said, he’s R E A D Y for you.

when you guys start a scene, he’ll do those moans that you hear in porn (you know the overly exaggerated ones) because he thinks it’s something you’ll like to hear, but you kinda just roll your eyes and go harder.

and that’s where you’ll get him to actually make noise for you.

and my god is it the sexiest thing you’ve ever heard come from a man’s mouth.

i think he prefers you taking him via riding however.

i mean getting ass fucked is great and all but the feeling of your walls tightening around him while you’re on top of him? and then the overstimulation after he’s been milked 2 times but you’re still fucking the lights out of him?

my boy’s addicted to that.

karamatsu likes to pretend he’s some dominant alpha male who takes no shit from anyone but we all know that he’s just a bottom ready to be taken at any given moment.

when you came into his life, he thought he could fool you

but by heaven’s grace was he wrong.

the way he portrayed himself at first was something you chuckle at when you remember it.

he kept lowering his voice around you, touching you, telling you that you were all his….

oh how the tables turned when you looked at him with the most dangerous eyes and smiled all pretty to cover up the glint in your eyes.

“yeah? i’m all yours, karamatsu?”

the way your voice dipped was something that stained his brain forever.

and then you chuckled darkly as you pulled him in by the collar, leaning in close to his ear.

“that’s where you’re wrong, sweetheart…..”

let’s just say he ended up really sore the next morning and didn’t look anyone in the eye except yours.

oh please, its choromatsu’s dream! while yes, he’s supposed to be a manly man and a straight one at that….

my boy needs the stress taken off of him.

look, all i’m saying is….

fuck this boy till he cries 🤷‍♀️

he’ll beg, he’ll whimper, he’ll absolutely sob out of desperation for you.

i’m not saying he’d prefer a dominant partner but….he’s not entirely opposed to it

while most of us sees ichimatsu as some dom that does obedience training, i honestly see him as a switch that leans towards sub a little more. but truly, i just think he doesn’t really care what kind of partner you are.

you want it rough? sure.

you want to fuck his ass? go for it.

ichimatsu’s all for it.

on the other hand, i think he’s drawn to dominant women tbh, idk there’s just something so alluring about them that makes his dick hard.

he’s a sadomasochist. (and y’all know how he sounded when he had a fucking flag pole get jabbed into his ass)

jyushimatsu is the most obedient boy you’ll ever meet. the minute you said “i’m gonna take care of you from here on out”, he was all in. he does everything you ask him to.

sometimes he has a touch of disobedience but that’s just to somewhat get of a rise out of you.

but mostly it’s him being your good little puppy.

todomatsu.

need i remind you of my pegging hcs?

no but seriously.

i genuinely think that todomatsu is a bit iffy on having a completely dominant partner. i mean don’t get him wrong, it’s great because he gets mind blowing sex just by talking back at you.

but sometimes it makes him like…feel somewhat ashamed of not being able to ‘be a man’ and all that.

i’m not saying he has toxic masculinity or anything but it’s more so on my personal headcanon of him being like “i’m kinda tired of being seen as someone who can’t fight back”, you know what i mean?

but i think he can adjust to his dominant girlfriend…

besides….

who said you were done pleasing me, [name]?

and that’s that my loves!

hope you enjoyed it, sorry about the vaguness but i really could not think of anything better than this. i still hoped you enjoyed me genuinely answering your question tho!

love you and see you in the next one,

jarvis <3

[gomzdrawfr]

@sgt-tombstone here with Alex Keller for the character ask!

howdy! (also I love your stuff hehe aksjdfhkds)

My first impression

ooooo who's this guy??? he looks so cute!

My impression now

puppy. (again)

Favorite thing about that character

how he literally devoted to Farah

Least favorite thing

his tattoo with the big ol 'merica Eagle LMFAO (at the top left)

Favorite line/scene

"Give me the order"

*cries*

Favorite interaction that character has with another

GOOOODDD when Hadir gave Alex his HDR sniper sheeeesshhh that bad boi

A character that I wish that character would interact with more

Graves. (I want Alex to give him to biggest side eye and the stink HAHA)

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character

not fandom but

sorry not sorry PFTT

A headcanon about that character

would go fishing with Price and has a mother-son relationship with Laswell

A song that reminds of that character (nil)

An unpopular opinion about that character

not sure but I think about him being homesick sometimes

Favorite picture

"yes ma'am"

[didishawn]

hiii, i've been reading ur work for awhile and theyre SO GOOOODDD, and so i just wanted to request a pedri x reader based on the song (set fire to the rain - adele) with good ending pls, the rest u can add anything u want!! Thank youu

Set fire to the rain (Pedri x Reader)

Warnings: angsty with happy ending, the two of you are honestly a bit toxic I suppose, some Spanish

Masterlist

Pedri is everything you have ever wanted, a true blessing who came into your life out of nowhere after you had just come out of a toxic relationship, your ex-boyfriend having cheated on you with the one who dared to call herself your best friend.

You had met on a club, your other friends having taken you out to drink away your sorrows, his teammates having basically forced him to go. He found you on the back alley, sobbing, took it into his own hands to make you smile again, with time becoming a close friend, a confidant until the truth couldn't be denied anymore and he conferessed on a storm day and kissed you under the rain.

Everything was perfect, seemed taken out of a fairytale, you going to his matches wearing his shirt, his family adored you, the same with yours, friend groups taking the other in.

But dating a football player, a celebrity if you will is never easy when everyone always have something to say and a loss seems like the end of the world.

Things become tense, injuries, bad matches, he is stressed and you look for a way to help, but nothing seems enough, fights behind closed door, once more using alcohol as coping mechanisms.

After a particular hard loss, everything just seemed to break, you honestly thought it was the end.

"¿Por qué no puto entiendes que tus palabras no me sirven de nada?" he had shouted at you when you tried to console it "Es inútil, solo me hace quererte perderte vista, no te aguanto de verdad" (why don't you fucking understand your words mean, nothing? It's useless, only makes me want to get you out from my sight, I really can't stand you)

He knew his words were wrong, but he wouldn't take them back, it all turned into a screaming match concluding in you picking up your stuff and leaving his home, Fer meeting your eye, apologies in his brother's behalf that you both knew meant nothing.

Days passed by, you completely ignoring him yet never being able to block him, you didn't want to see him, you knew it was him knocking on your front door, but refused to open.

It wasn't until your friends once more took you out to drink your sorrows away taht you saw him again, your eyes instantly meeting his over the sea of people, your presences always pulling in the other.

You were always meant to be.

It was a rainy day like the one you had your first kiss, you had gone out, to the back alley like the day you had met he of course followed, neither seemed to care about the rain.

No words were needed, his lips were on yours, body embracing yours to share his warmness, under the heavy, pouring rain, apologies were spoken and promises made.

[jayzwritez]

~ Talkin’ on the Job }

A Tankman OC x Canon fanfic

Summary: It’s a boring day, where Captain has nothin’ to do to entertain himself. That’s when Bomber shows up and bickering ensues

(A/N: i have no clue what i'm doing bare w/ me guyz, i just did this for the funnies)

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It’s been a long mundane day at the base, most soldiers were either on patrol or at shooting ranges messing around with fire-arms. Captain was especially bored the entire day, just looking over the other soldiers and making sure his troops weren’t going to blast each other’s heads off.

He sighed, leaning on a lamp post near him as he watched the others at the shooting range. It wasn’t unusual that there would be days like this, but he’s a sucker for anything with action, shooting, killing enemy troops, whatever gets his adrenaline running. So he’d be bored outta his mind. Captain groans, yawning a bit. Yeesh, this was really an off day for him.

“Heya Cap,” an annoying yet familiar voice speaks up. Captain lazily turns his head only to see his mechanic, Bomber. He snickers before looking back at the troops.

Bomber chuckles, “You could’ve at least said hi y’know..” he teases in his bored silence. Bomber decides to stand their idly with Captain as he watches over.

Another long awkward silence; Bomber looks over Captain, wondering why he’s so aloof today. He not-so-subtly nudges him, “What’s on ya head? If you even think, that is..” He sarcastically snickers, before Captain smacks his head lightly, “Shut up, just feeling a bit dull today.” Captain mumbles out.

Bomber nods, today’s been a bit boring for the two. “Yeah I feel you, man.” He replied, before his expression lit up a bit and smiled. “Buuutt, you wanna hear some reports on the tanks?”

Captain looks back at the mechanic beside him, knowing damn well his stupid grin meant he’s scheming something. He couldn’t help but chuckle at the stupid bastard. “Sure, whatever will entertain my sorry ass.”

Bomber smirks, before giving a cocky scoff, “Well! Me n’ my team finally managed to clean out the tanks! Especially that one tank someone decided to fuel with SODA.” He says with gritted teeth, looking at Captain with an annoyed look, yet he knows he can bitch him about it.

Yet Captain had the audacity and ego to defend himself, “HEY! We were outta fuel, what the hell was I supposed to do?” he scoffed, his eyes rolling. Bomber facepalmed, typical Captain having the pride to not admit his mistakes.

“What? Isn’t soda and fuel made outta the same stuff?” He bluntly asks, making Bomber’s jaw drop.

“ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID???” Bomber exclaimed, chuckling as he knew Captain was being a dumbass. Captain snickers at his reaction, trying his best not to look surprised at the sudden realization that soda and fuel are, in fact, not similar.

Bomber puts his hands on his head, literally laughing at this point from pure shock, “My gooooddd, how are you even captain… such a fucking dumbass.” He groaned out.

Captain smirks, confidently knowing what to reply, “Dunno, maybe i’m just THAT charming, ey?” He flirtatiously looks at Bomber, trying to get under his skin. He does blush a bit yet he shakes his head, “That doesn’t mean you’re not stupid damnit!” Bomber punches his arm, while Captain laughs.

“You didn’t say no, though-” He chuckles, his ego being high as ever. They continue to look over at the bastards at the shooting range, some of them getting competitive and embarrassing themselves. Bomber shakes his head at the sight, until he felt a slight pull on his waist. He then found himself near Captain, his arm wrapped around him.

“..Cap, what are you-” He gets shut up by a sudden kiss on his cheek, making him roll his eyes. “Captaiin…” Bomber chuckles as a light reddish hue on his face formed.

“What’s the matter? Can’t a man appreciate his favorite mechanic?” Captain looks at him with a teasing yet somewhat affectionate gaze. They both laugh before going back to casually watching over the soldiers. Bomber leaning on his shoulder before commenting, “you’re still stupid.” which Captain replies by leaning on his head and responding, “Yeah, I know.”

[fractualized]

It's the first Tuesday of the month and once again The Man Who Stopped Laughing has brightened my spirits with Issue #9!

Spoilers and police brutality/murder beyond the cut.

Protag Joker passed out last issue but uhhhh apparently got back up again before Killer Croc got free of the barbed wire, because we open with Joker still eluding Croc. However, Croc is not so mad that he's not willing to answer Joker's question and say he attacked Grundy just to protect his territory.

CROCJOKES LIVES

Meanwhile, the Other Joker is near the end of his road trip back to Gotham, but snacks are still a must.

That's slushie all over his hand and face, not blood. JOHN DOE LIVES

When Joker goes back outside, Killer Moth has some commentary on his nonsense with Batman, which I highlight only because I always love when onlookers notice the batjokes dynamic.

Also I lol'd that the coffee becomes a gag.

Again, Joker, this is why you don't have friends. But he will defend his poor dead Mr. Waffles. 🥺

Moth, I hope you pay later for this disrespect!!

ohhhh myyy gooooddd WAFFLEJOKES LIVES HELL YEAH WE ARE STILL IN BUSINESS

After this joyous reveal, we return to the Gotham sewers, where Joker asks Croc why he doesn't believe Protag Joker is the real one. The discussion gets more personal.

Croc just giving real talk about Joker's ability to attract allies… before attacking him, but Joker is quick on his feet.

Meanwhile, time to see what's up with Jason's transfer to Blackgate.

So that's going well! Elsewhere in town…

Joker, you once lost a laughing contest to a pre-teen acrobat. Plenty of dumber things have happened to you.

Joker, are you noticing a running theme about people's feelings about you? Maybe it's because you appear to be wearing a sweater vest over a hoodie. But never no mind, Joker says Scarface is going to help him build an army to fight Other Joker.

And then we're back to Jason and his rescuer, who is not Steph as I assumed last issue.

I don't know anything about Rose Wilson other than that she's Deathstroke's daughter which I googled for this post. I'm not sure if she's sticking around or if Jason is going it alone again.

Three hours later, Protag Joker meets the Ventriloquist at a warehouse.

The comic pulls a little fakeout here. Hatter and Moth didn't switch sides; Other Joker has finally arrived in Gotham, and these are his soldiers.

So nice to see Mr. Waffles up and around. :) He doesn't need to be convinced, unlike Clayface.

Protag Joker is less thrilled.

It's kind of adorable that Joker assumed that his gorilla sidekick was of such renown.

I don't know who to root for anymore. :( Grundyjokes or Wafflejokes?

So there's no TMWSL issue next month. Apparently the Joker issues of Knight Terrors coming out in July and August continue the story from here, per a tweet I saw from Rosenberg. Which Joker will have the nightmare? Perhaps a third one who is the original? Regardless, I'm looking forward to Rosenberg's telling of Joker working in a dull, dull office.

Anyway, the backer this time takes a different tack than the others with who acts as the main character.

I imagine Joker was no longer impressed when he fell to his doom. :(

Jim doesn't believe this, and what comic reader could blame him? Until he takes it to ridiculous lengths.

The question should be settled when Joker's body shows up.

The pivot after "he doesn't have any organs" to "well then this isn't him at all!!" is sending me. But even so, comic villains have pulled off that ruse, so I still have sympathy for Jim here. He loses his job over his obsession, which takes him back to the circus.

I snorted.

RED-NOSE CHASER

Anyway, Gordon sees Gaggy among the clowns and pursues him, which is a dive from humorous to terrifying as Gaggy insists Joker is dead ("they killed him") and looks for a way to defend himself. It ends badly.

Oh, no, Gordon. Batman has had this thought but you're about to do it worse.

And so his obsessive pursuit ends, as he finds the Joker within himself! But haven't we all?

I'm assuming Knight Terrors isn't going to have these backers, and I'll miss them. :( But I'm also assuming Joker's bad dream will include a surreal element that will make up for the absence.