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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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What if the night Tommy breaks up with Buck he turns to leave and can't. Because the front door lock is stuck. The door just doesn't open. And he's trying to outpower it but it doesn't work. And Buck who was ready to cry moment ago now is laughing. He tells Tommy the lock has been acting out for the last few days and he wanted to call someone to fix it but didn't have time. And Tommy is standing there, still faced to the door, trying not to cry or hysterically laugh. He manages to say that he needs some instruments and he can try to fix it. But Buck doesn't have any tools, he took it to Eddie's the other day.
So, now Tommy can't run, it's already past working hours, which means someone will let them out only in the morning. Now they have nothing to do only to patch their relationship up or break it to the end. And they talk, argue and then listen each other, open up to each other. And in the morning they don't leave anywhere even when the door is opened. They made it out, their first serious fight and they made it out much stronger than before.
#bucktommy#tevan#tommy kinard#evan buckley#fix it au#break up? What break up?#they are idiots#idiots in love#Buck is so fucking grateful he didn't call the repair man for his lock earlier
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obsessed with the contrast between how openly and blatantly law carries the impact corazon had on him vs how reserved and secretive he is about his family and flevance. like he tattoos his whole body and designs his Jolly Roger and names his crew in honor of corazon, but the only marks of his home he carries with him are his skill as a surgeon and the hat he’s had since he was a kid. he even keeps two of his names a secret!! idk there’s just something about this sort of external focus law puts on the grief that he can actually act on and assign specific blame to, vs. the much more internal nature of the grief that he can do nothing but carry with him alone. but then again, by a certain measure the mere fact of his continued existence is one of the most obvious declarations of his grief over his family and his country that he could possibly make, so who knows!
#grief that he is forced to carry on his sleeve and thus keeps locked tight#vs grief that nobody would know about if he didn’t declare that he chooses to wear on his sleeve#idk idk idk! he’s just a fucked up little guy man#trafalgar law#one piece#op meta
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GET THESE BITCHES A ROOM
#god these past few chapters really reminded me how feral yoojin is#hes not holding back the s-classes they are all holding HIM back and LOSING#GET THIS MAN LOCKED DOWN STAT#[lowkey spoilers ahead->]#BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK HE JUST JUMP SHJ AND START PULLING HIS HAIR LIKE THAT OUT THE BLUE CALM DOWN GIRL#I KNOW WE FACING ANOTHER BREAK UP ARC BUT PLEASE CALM DOWN YOU’RE SCARING THE KIDS AND SONG TAEWON#GIRL YOU ARE CUTTING YOUR HAVNDS ONTHAT S-CLASS HAIR ITS NOT WORTH IT PLEASE#everyone just panicking around him was the cherry on top too like 😭😭😭#they really all watching this tiny ass man pounce a man 2 meters tall and hanging on like an angry chihuahua#absolutely BEFUDDLED BECAUSE WHO TF DOES THAT 😭😭😭#HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT IN THIS SITUATION GIRL I WOULD BE LOST TOO 😭🙏🙏#WHATS FUCKED UP IS I SAW FANART FOR THAT SCENE AND THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE OR SOMETHING NAH IT’S CANON LIKE?????#whats absolutely wild is seeing the build up in yoojins thoughts being like#‘i should pull this bitch’s hair out- make him bald see what happens’ completely thinking the man is joking#before he fucking POUNCES LIKE AN ANGRY TINY DOG#FULL COMMITMENT AND EVERYTHING#CHAIN THIS BITCH UP PLEASE 😭🙏🙏#tsctir#jinjae#sctir#han yoojin#sung hyunjae#tsctir spoilers#also anyone who recognizes what i based that first image off of gets a gold star
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can we talk about how scary it would be for your date to follow you to the bathroom and then forcibly kiss you? tucker is the most red flag that has ever existed
#this man istg#lock him up!#he needs to be stopped#fuck tucker trout#all my homies hate tucker#the peachyville horror#dungeons and daddies#dndads
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I just can’t be normal about Spideypool genuinely cause if I had a man who had extensive experience in killing and made a career out of it to turn a new leaf to impress me !?? Peter Jesus fucking Christ
#of top of the very popular hc#that we all know Wade would kill just about anyone with out question if Peter asked#with out flinching#IDKKKK MAAAN#If that were me?? IF THAT WERE MEEEE#I’d be fucking locking that shit down#he’s mine bitch#spideypool#peter parker#wade wilson#spider man#deadpool#deadpool x spiderman#I meant to say of course#in the first tag
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WINTER BREAK
much like marriage matches, the stakes are pretty high for getting into the cardinalate. you might be a little on edge if the brother that's been earmarked for the role isn't really jazzed about the whole thing, in addition to trying to convince the pope that it's in his best interest to let this happen.
A Renaissance Court: Milan Under Galeazzo Maria Sforza, Gregory Lubkin
eventually I'm going to get the whole cast of sforza siblings drawn. there's just. a lot of them.
#in true oldest sibling/head of the house fashion galeazzo will continue to bring up ascanio's early clerical life up until he dies lmao#anyway ascanio's got a weird thing going on with fathers. there's that portrait story and also whatever the fuck was up with#ludovico like i get that it was probably his way of going heyyyyy! look at me! i'm just a little guy! i'm not a threat! but it's also very#veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. something#italian renaissance tag#komiks tag#lmao i finally decided to bite the bullet and make a whole separate blog for a future sforza comic like at this point im locked in and#committed to the sforzas.#MOVING BACK TO ASCANIO it's kind of. uh. sometimes i'll read a chapter of the biography and it'll describe something that's#very obviously a major depressive episode and i'm like. man. look at that. you gave a perfectly good would be dynast a major#depression disorder. imagine the problems he would've caused if they had anti depressants back then
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squid game season 3 spoiler
Gi-Hun (after the inevitable Frontman reveal): if i had a nickel for every time I played the games and formed a close bond with player 001 only to be devastated when my choices directly lead to them being killed, and then later find out that not only did player 001 fake their death but turn out to be the person in charge of running the games, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
#squid game#seong gi hun#hwang in ho#the frontman#yes i binged squid game season 2 i currently have covid and I've been locked away in my home for the past 2 days what else was i gonna do#also... might be here for the toxic old man yaoi...#was very unexpected but the way in-ho would stare at gi-hun???? girl#i know he was ''studying'' him because he is fascinated by him and why he makes the choices he does instead of running away with the money#but like that's kind of hot. not sorry bc i can enjoy toxic things if i want.#and not like I'm rooting for a happy ending i just want them to fuck nasty and then inho dies because he's a terrible person#if gihun ends up killing inho >>>>>>>#but uhhh anyways season 2 was good just a little messy bc it is incomplete#I'm kinda pissed that they're advertising the next one as season 3 when it's clearly gonna be season 2 pt 2#maybe that marketing doesn't sell as well but it would be less annoying
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sleeping curse trope where if you fall asleep u stay asleep sleeping beauty style until the curse is broken my beloved
the trusty wizzrobe™️ cursing the chain with the sleeping curse and like they don't realize they're cursed, so when sky falls asleep at camp no one really finds it weird when he doesn't wake up during dinner cause like, it's sky, the guy can sleep through anything
Anyway, legend taking first watch while everyone goes to sleep, but hyrule stays with him cause he's not sleepy yet and wolfie hangs out with them too cause like, wolfie does whatever wolfie wants ok
Anyway long story short, I just like the mental image of the downfall duo trying to break the curse while desperately looking at legend's ancient spell books and being super grumpy and sleep deprived
While twilight slaps them around so they stay awake and not fall asleep and supplies them with coffee cause like, he is the less magical link,man, they're all dead if the downfall duo falls asleep and twilight is left behind cause he can't do shit lmao
Legend hiting twilight with his book when he sees twi starting to fall sleep though
Hyrule slaping legend so he stays awake lmao
They're so god damn grumpy too lmao
#miry's yapping#imagine if dink attacks them and like#leg and rulie are so locked in and reading the spell book so intensely they don't notice#and sleep deprived twi is like shielding them and the sleeping links#while leg and rulie yell at him to keep it quiet in the most grumpy old man way ever cause they're at that moment#of sleep deprive-ness where everything is annoying and life sucks#while twi is like more vicious than usual while fighting cause he's so fucking fed up he just wanta TO SLEEP !!!!!!
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there's something about the way people talk about john gaius (incl the way the author writes him) that is like. so absent of any connection to te ao māori that it's really discomforting. like even in posts that acknowledge him as not being white, they still talk about him like a white, american leftist guy in a way that makes it clear people just AREN'T perceiving him as a māori man from aotearoa.
and it's just really serves to hammer home how powerful and pervasive whiteness and american hegemony is. because TLT is probably the single most Kiwi series in years to explode on the global stage, and all the things i find fraught about it as a pākehā woman reading a series by a pākehā author are illegible to a greater fandom of americans discoursing about whether or not memes are a valid way of portraying queer love.
idk the part of my brain that lights up every time i see a capital Z printed somewhere because of the New Zealand Mentioned??? instinct will always be proud of these books and muir. but i find myself caught in this midpoint of excitement and validation over my culture finding a place on the global stage, frustration at how kiwi humour and means of conveying emotion is misinterpreted or declared facile by an international audience, frustrated also by how that international audience runs the characters in this book through a filter of american whiteness before it bothers to interpret them, and ESPECIALLY frustrated by how muir has done a pretty middling job of portraying te ao māori and the māoriness of her characters, but tht conversation doesn't circulate in the same way* because a big part of the audience doesn't even realise the conversation is there to be had.
which is not to say that muir has done a huge glaring racism that non-kiwis haven't noticed or anything, but rather that there are very definitely things that she has done well, things that she has done poorly, things that she didn't think about in the first book that she has tacked on or expanded upon in the later books, that are all worthy of discussion and critique that can't happen when the popular posts that float past my dash are about how this indigenous man is 'guy who won't shut up about having gone to oxford'
*to be clear here, i'm not saying these conversations have never happened, just that in terms of like, ambient posts that float round my very dykey dash, the discussions and meta that circulate on this the lesbian social media, are overwhelmingly stripped of any connection to aotearoa in general, let alone te ao māori in specific. and because of the nature of american internet hegemony this just,,,isn't noticed, because how does a fish know it's in the ocean u know? i have seen discussions along these lines come up, and it's there if i specifically go looking for it, but it's not present in the bulk of tlt content that has its own circulatory life and i jut find that grim and a part of why the fandom is difficult to engage with.
#tlt#the locked tomb#i don't really have an answer lmao this is more#an expression of frustration and discomfort#over the way posts about john gaius seem to have very little connection to the background muir actually gave him#like you cant describe him as an educated leftist bisexual man#without INCLUDING that he is māori#that has an impact! that has weight and importance!#that is a background to every decision he makes#from the meat wall to the nuke to his relationship with the earth#and it also has weight and importance in the decisions that muir makes in writing him#it is not a neutral decision that he's known as john gaius lmao#it's not a neutral decision that the empire is explicitly of roman/latin extraction#it's not even neutral that this is a book about necromancy#it's certainly not a neutral fucking decision that john was at one point a māori man living in the bush#when the nz govt decided to send cops in#like that is a thing that happens here! that is a reference to nz cultural and political events that informs john's character and actions#and with the nature of who john is in the story#informs the narrative as a whole#and i think the tiresome part of this experience is that#in general#americans are not well positioned to understand that something might be being written from outside their experience as a default#like obviously many many americans in online leftist & queer spaces are willing to learn and take on new information#but so much of the conversation starts from a place of having to explain that forests exist to fish
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the epic score is very fun in a lot of ways and odysseus murdering all the suitors at the end is delightfully chilling and very cathartic but i gotta say thinking abt odysseus’s perspective on that whole scene really makes me laugh like. you have been away from home for 20 years fighting first the biggest war in mythohistory and then what really seems like every fucking thing that could try to kill you in the entire adriatic sea. literally all your friends are dead and you just beat the shit out of an actual god to get back to the only two people in the world who matter to you anymore. and then you finally get back to your house after 20 FUCKING YEARS and it’s trashed bc a fucking frathouse worth of nepo babies who were like ten last time you saw them moved in while you were gone, bullied your family for well over a decade, and are currently planning how they’re gonna murder your son and assault your wife. no wonder he’s fuckin pissed
#i imagine he got into the palace and was just like. ‘oh you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me’#and then they stay shockingly cocky about killing him for a surprisingly long time??? and their plan is to ambush him in HIS OWN HOUSE?????#‘we know the palace so well dude he’ll never see us coming’ bitch WHAT are u talking about it’s HIS PALACE#the sheer audacity is honestly breathtaking#epic the ithaca saga#epic the musical#‘hey look all our weapons conveniently piled in this unlocked room!! wow it’s a good thing he just forgot to lock the door!!’#‘it would have been rough if we had to face the famously strategic and cunning warrior king without our suspiciously accessible weapons!!’#theyre so insufferable and also so fucking stupid it makes it really cathartic to hear them get absolutely bodied by greece’s Most Tired Man#odysseus#the suitors
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made a label for my sharps container...
#em draws stuff#em is posting about sharpe#sharpe#richard sharpe#artistic nudity#fuck it. In the real tags. experience my sharpe gender beam.#original version of this joke made by the wonderful jon dxppercxdxver! but I have upgraded to an entire wound man for mine#I had been meaning to do a sharpe wound man for some time and this seemed a great opportunity#and yes this is his actual real list of injuries. sword sword sword sword musket-ball rusty nails. he should be dead.#when tumblr glitched out and locked me out of my own dms yesterday I was so scared that it had been some kind of Divine Wrath#for intending to post this. but it unglitched so post it I shall.#2025 which is the year of being brave and perhaps also stupid. Huzzay.
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THE VOICESSSSSSSSSSS
#lyss.txt#they’re telling me to drop all one thousand of my wips to write the nastiest rival baseball players fic even known to man#god#jung wooyoung#the man you are#he’d be so locked in#staring you down from the pitcher’s mound#chewing on some gum with his jaw clenched#lowering his cap down before he pitches the ball#so that you can only see the curve of his nose and the cocky smile he can’t help but show you#OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT DO THIS#if anyone wants this lemme know bc i WILL do it#wooyoung x reader#i love queue ☆〜(ゝ。∂)
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sometimes i remember ppl justify rhysand keeping feyre pregnancy issues from her and i just cant.
If my husband, who’s supposed to be my equal and tell me everything, kept the fact my pregnancy was very likely to kill me. My ass would go get an abortion and then to the courthouse to file for divorce. Aint no way im letting such a disgusting violation of my autonomy go unpunished
#acotar#anti feysand#anti rhysand#feyre is like 21. she should be at the club#I would have to be restrained to not kill that man!!#That violates feyres autonomy on so many fucking levels and its especially gross cause their MARRIED#Rhysand can say he did it for whatever reasons. that doesn’t make it right#a court of thorns and roses#my parents would have to be locked in the house to not kill that man#Thats how you know sjm cant write siblings cause realistically Nesta and Elain would kill rhysand#sarah j maas#arson yaps#sjm critical
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"See here? Yeah, this is the part where I hurt you."
#my most popular post ever on tumblr is this same fucking meme for other characters#and i know people must have done iterations of this exactly for john#but i had to do it#even if I don't picture him when reading at all. but man he's holding a lil tablet!!!!#all it's missing it's an effing stylus in his hand#and another five on his shirt's pocket#i love him btw. yeah he drove the human race into extinction but he's my little guy#john gaius#alecto#tlt spoilers#ntn spoilers#the locked tomb
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a very small, tiny, itty bitty detail i love to see in other peoples drawings of the Losers, especially as adults or young adults even, is what kind of fashion is given to them
like its almost a given that everyones Richie has some weird collection of shitty t-shirts with some nerd thing attached to it. Or brightly colored button ups with polka dots and stripes.
Eddie seems to stump everyone because i've seen him from everything to sweaters, to expensive formal wear, to neon rainbow tank tops. Personally i always saw that guy, with his bright pink and blue polo shirts and simple plain tees, as just a mixed bag of beans. He still dresses like mommy picked out clothes that she thinks would look super handsome on him, with his little stiff gelled combed hair to match. But he rarely, probably has anything that has actual words or icons on his shirts. Maybe a national park sweater here and there, that guy probably loooves gift shops. I think now with his big boy money he'll stray away from his usual get up, splurge a little, buy something branded, something new and expensive. Also something stupid, like shoes that are way too expensive. He's a fake sneakerhead, only really investing in brands he THINKS are cool or trendy. Not that he cares too much about being trendy and cool, like Richie probably does. Just...gets an ear worm sometimes, whispering to him about how they aren't that bad looking, and that he's buying it for himself, not because some jackass on tv wore them. Maybe a shiny new watch too, and maybe even a band shirt for pj-only purposes. Otherwise he's pretty strict on his expenses and just buys what fits and works as a shirt, pants, etc. Comfort over design, squarish in appearance, boxy and casually professional. I don't see him wearing a suit outside of work or waltzing into his nearest cheap café with a confident blazer and matching ironed pants. I doubt that guy even owns an iron, probably forgot to even buy one after mummy-kins passed. Even after she screeched and raved about it too, and he just ignored her tangents, assuming it wasn't even that important, all while his shirts became crinklier and sadder much like him. Sometimes i see people make him almost tooooo strict and formal and buttoned up, to y'know match Richies more casual and stoner-dork like style that's sometimes assigned to him. But Eddie, to me, is always a business casual kinda guy. Like, paid business trip to a golf course casual. Throwing on what's comfortable, giving a healthy amount of thought to what people might think of you. You will NOT find this man dressed to the nines at home, but he does, in fact, have a little pocket protector on his stupid shirt. With a pen or pencil thrown in just to make use of it, an old candy wrapper he forgot about and WILL get washed with it, or a few crumbs from his earlier microwaved breakfast burrito he had to scarf down before Myra had something to say about its ""toxic"" ingredients.
His clothes probably vary in size by a very small margin. Knowing a ball park guess of his pants and shirt sizes, always forgetting to add in it going through the washer, or how a size 30 is a size 31 in Canada or whatever. Probably because he was so used to mummy buying everything for him, even into his early 20s in college. Now he's free from her suffocating grasp, he still copies her sense of fashion and rarely does anything outlandish or fashionable. I think later down the line, in the cannon he survives and goes off to live a happily ever after with Richie, that he'd begin to explore a bit more. Getting that sugar baby money helps, and he'd have to try and buck up with Richie, trying to copy him slightly in terms of fashion.
He's a bland man Sarah, a BLAND man!
#i loooove thinking about stupid little details about them#i feel like 90s eddie and book eddie had more of aaa#sense#more distinguishable style even#modest and dolled up#but 2019 eddie is bland in a loveable way#i love him so fucking much GOD#hes so painfully awkward at being alive and breathing#i want to lock him in a petri dish and study him under a microscope#i could talk about this mans brain for hours#next long post is just me going on about their toothpaste brands#it#rambling#it stephen king#eddie kaspbrak#richie tozier#it chapter 2#it 2019
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