#he lives in my head rent free istg

[anachronismstellar]

I'm here real fast just to share something that came to me in a dream:

Shang Qinghua and falconry.

Shang Qinghua going on with life normally but then he puts on a thick leather glove, whistles and a huge ass falcon lands on his arm with a message from his spy net.

DO YOU SEE THE VISION???

[millimononym]

My favorite part of Fear Of Victory is that when Scarecrow escaped the asylum, no one, not a SINGLE other rogue ratted him out, despite the fact that a lot of them probably don't even like him. They ALL kept their mouths shut for however long Scarecrow was gone (this also implies horrible care of the inmates in Arkham cuz no one noticed he was gone, but we could already guess that much). The ENTIRE asylum. RESPECT

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

cross has me like

i just need him to smile

same....<333

[yukibana]

I still remember back when I just finished s1 of bsd and know nothing about Fyodor and Nikolai.

I thought Fyodor looks really like Dazai,

And can tell just by looking at Nikolai’s face that he’s real bad news

These are the two pic I saw on YouTube right after watching S1

[vioshipping]

Like get the heck out of my BRAIN you freak!!

I saw the Mario’s madness V2 update not too long ago and. Wow. That was frickin crazy. And really well made. Also why do I keep thinking about Mr. Sys

[sadisticsorcerer]

I might be a bit stupid, give me my braincells back!!! He's keeping them hostage and istg I need them!!! A quote I have come up with ever since he came into my life:

"He lives in my head rent free, and he's so rent free that I'd pay him to stay"

[woaaahh-itz-caam]

You people need to start TAKING MY WARNINGS SERIOUSLY!!! This is what happens when u let me yap!!

Anyways drops a shit ton of headcanons + random stuff and runs away :3

I actually think they fit the “fell first, fell harder” trope pretty well!! Nm’s first meeting with Error was probably just him sensing a lot of negativity from an au Error was wrecking and when bro walked in and saw that dude covered in dust and laughing like a maniac,,, yea he was into it.

Error DEFINITELY took his sweeeeeet time tho! I don’t blame him though, from his pov a random ass dude he didn’t gaf abt just randomly started stalking him and asking him to “make an alliance” with him out of the blue!! It was only when Nightmare stopped pestering him and just hanged out (crashing into error’s void ink and fresh style) that he actually started crushing <33

Very fun fact tho ERROR HAD LIKE ZERO IDEA HE WAS CRUSHING AT FIRST LMAO— Like man just thought he just REALLY liked being friend’s with Nm until he told geno and swap abt it and they just looked at him weird. Dudes had to SIT DOWN and break down the fact he MIGHT have a silly lil crush. Oh and btw error fucking crashed after that lmao

If u were to somehow manage to roll up one of Nightmare’s sleeves, UR GONNA FIND A FRIEND BRACELET!! (Blue string tied around his wrist in a very shitty and cheap looking way) 

This “”””””””bracelet”””””””” is actually Nm’s way of letting Error know shit’s going down!! I personally hc that, since error can see through the eyes of the people he strings, he could prob feel through em when people pull em n stuff!! (LIKE SPIDERS!! SPIDER ERROR REAL!!!!)

So yea whenever Nm’s in DEEP shit, he just tugs tf out of his bracelet n uses his scary dog privileges LMAOO

They learned they both speak spanish by accident actually!! Nm was prob talking shit abt someone and a random “Maldito pendejo” slipped out and Error had to DOUBLE TAKE

They soooo gossip in spanish ALL THE TIMEEEE (Nm acts like he doesn’t care but he’s a gossiper on the inside im sure of it)

Nightmare prob has a whole ass wardrobe for all of the clothes and items Error has knitted him. Hats, scarves, sweaters, gloves, tiny little dolls of his peers and himself??? u name it, he has it!!

Error meanwhile, has a special place in his string web?? nest?? Big blue scramble thing- Where he keeps all of the wrappers of all the chocolates Nm has gifted him (gay people istg smh)

Nm’s sweater (the one he wears underneath that ugly ass hoodie lmao) is AAAALLL PATCHED UP BY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ERROR!! Whenever he sees any of the bad sanses clothes laying around with a brand new rip or hole, he’ll just snatch it and returned it fixed. He swears he does it so that “the abominations don’t look like hobos” (funny for him to say that) but they all know its cuz he cares.. a lil.. just a tiny bit..

These bitches r SOOOOO DAMN CORNY!! not in public tho. They would rather die before even daring to SMILE at each other in front of other people.

Not gonna write more cuz i feel like alladat is enough Cam Yapping™️ for u guys today. i DO have more, as these two homosexuals live rent free in my head basically all day long, but ion wanna bother y’all further

Anyways yea moral of the story do NOT let cam yap. Like ever.

[tamerjustine]

My mind is blank and idk how to put this other than straight from the simping press that is my brain:

MGRR Creatives, I know this fandom is the textbook example of what “a state of limbo” looks like (at least where im looking; im looking for fellow mgrr/mgs fans send help-) but i come forth with a request/prompt for you all

What thoughts/headcannons do you have towards Khamsin?

Istg he is THE most forgotten character in this game, and as a unironic simp for him, i couldve sworn there was content for him at some point, but i think the accounts who posted said content deleted/archived it all.

TLDR, Im calling out to the 4 other Khamsin fans in the Metal gear side of tumblr: What Khamsin stuff lives in your head rent free?

[de4dlyniightshade]

horny thoughts incoming—sub bottom spencer reid is living rent free in my head. He’s so purposefully in control of his life and providing for you always that without really understanding why he just melts at your commands when you tell him to just relax and feel good ,,….. him whining and gasping when you push your cock into his hole for the first time <3

honestly got caught off guard a little bit at the end BUT! i'm a bisexual spencer TRUTHER!!! he's just too fruity to be straight to me. i lovvveeee the idea of pegging with spence too, he'd just get so overwhelmed as soon as anything brushes his sweet spot, all that intelligence and professionalism completely out the window.

mostly loves how much control you have over him, reducing him to a babbling, gasping mess under you as you thrusted into him, fucking him completely dumb while you pump his cock until he cums all over himself, his back arching and body writhing as tears streamed down his cheeks<33

i rlly need to start writing a pegging fic istg i've been meaning too for so long.

[tricitymonsters]

I've been following for *ages* (like at least 6+ months) but I finally went and installed the game and played through Akellos chapters and, woof

Istg I'm chewing on that man like hes taffy, and he better enjoy it too after the way he fucking, kisses you and leaves you high and dry (or rather not so dry, *fuck*)

He is big, he is strong, he is living in my head rent free, and I'm sending this game to my significant other so we can both thirst over him

He's such a big beautiful hunk of man, I love him SO much. Specifically that he's SO effortlessly a Caregiver too has always been a huge part of his appeal to me like damn this is a guy who would go out of his way to make sure you were okay/comfortable/healthy/stable before letting you out of his sight. There's just something about a guy who can look out for himself so easily extending that to you simply by default. AUGH I have so many akello feelings

THANK YOU so much for playing and for referring your S.O.!

[lloydfrontera]

Not gonna lie Alicia and Lloyd ending up together bugs me not just because the romance was not explored but also because of the Magentano Carry title....

Let us say that Lloyd wasn't forced to be Alicia's husband by the end of the novel and Lloyd gets to stay with his family. But if Alicia wants it she can keep calling Lloyd for work, even if he already has his honeypots that he is satisfied with, and Lloyd has to do it because Alicia would be paranoid again if he refuses.

the more you think about the magentano carry the more horrifying it gets istg

@togrieve4 has made several posts about it and i completely agree with their takes. these two posts specifically live rent free in my head.

honetly if bk moon had just. not put her under that effect i would be so much cooler about it. a simply underdeveloped romance would've been better than what we got, heck shitty romances are almost a staple of the genre. but to put the female love interest under the influence of an outside force and make her completely unable to develop any doubts or distrust on the main character regardless of her own feelings and thoughts?? what the fuck dude.

like. at least in the beginning lloyd had to be careful about not opposing her too much if he didn't want her to snap out of it and get her rationality back. but right around the time their 'romantic arc' happens, he gets an upgrade where that option is just. gone. she's gonna be under that effect forever. nothing can break her out now. no matter what lloyd does or says, no matter what happens, she's gonna trust him, not because of her own thoughts or feelings, but simply because the system says she has to.

it's fucking weird as hell

[yawnderu]

I have so many Thots about Keegan and going through your blog itches my brain so nicely thank you I love you

MWAHHH I love u too, I love writing Keegan so much hebjfhjbfe istg this man lives in my head RENT FREE

He's so annoying but I need him so damn bad

[theysaidhush]

Can you do Han jisung in a skirt again?

Jisung loves watching your head bob under his skirt (it's so hot pls)

Of course I can, he lives in my mind rent free ugh. I want you to picture blowing offJisung while he's wearing a skirt. (Not proofread I'm too lazy but genuinely sorry)

Since the last time, when you both experienced one of the best orgasm ever, Jisung knew that he had to wear a skirt again. Dress up pretty for you and him. Like, I can just picture him in those high boots and a cute black skirt disappearing under his oversized sweater.

Some context, you were both going shopping and stumbled across a nice shop with plenty of clothes that you both like. Istg dude would pick that pretty skirt, eyes glowing, and then drag you to the restroom, telling the nice lady that it was for you. No need to say it was for him but she doesn't need to know that.

You tried really hard to mufle your laugh at his pouty and embarrassed face as he's slipping off his pants, putting on the beautiful skirt. You would stop laughing immediately, staring at his bare legs as he's doing that anime girl thing, fidgeting and asking you how it looks on him. But he was just being mean, he knew that now you were horny, sooo horny, but you were a shy bean, so he also knew that you would not take action.

Jisung, confidence overflowing with the knowledge that he was a pretty boy, would throw himself at you, grabbing your cheeks as he's kissing you desperately, telling you that you shouldn't hold yourself back, that he was going to be nice and quiet for you, and you snapped. Who wouldn't ? It's Han Jisung in a skirt...damn. You would kiss him back and push him until he's sitting on the small chair in the fitting room and then get on your knees, looking at him with the look. He would nod and take his phone off his coat's pocket and proceed to film you as you slide his boxer down his legs. Jisungie would be so hard that his dick would pock through the skirt, whipping up the light skirt. He would proceed to film you as you lick your lips, your head disappearing under the black skirt a second after. Jisung would definitely find this hot, seeing just your hair as you're bobbing your head up and down, the skirt sliding each time on the back of your head.

Jisung would muffle his groans in his fist, tears welling up at the mere sight you were granting him with. His hand holding the phone would shake like in one of those bad porno video and his hips would thrust into your warm mouth as you whimper at the feeling of his tip hitting the back of your throat. He did not even lasted a few minutes before he filled your mouth with his hot cum, splattering thick rope of your cum down your throat. And you gulp, swallowing all of of it because you obviously can't soil the fitting room that people will use after you. The last thing that would be seen in the video is you opening your mouth wide, showing that you drank all of the cum he gave you.

When you finally left the bathroom you both smiled to the lady who did not suspect a single thing and went to buy the skirt - for you, of course.

[lappel-du-vide83]

Trash of the count's family has been living rent free in my head for the past month so here have me LOSING MY MIND OVER HIM <3

Warning this is quite long and has swears and only starts at around chapter 300

See if you can guess what was happening ;)

Tcf rants

Chap 355 ERUHABEN PROTECTING CALE AND RAON I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

352 why do I have no money? JSOWPWHEJEN PEPEFUCK YOUFUCKYOUFYUCKYOUm

And omg eruhaben picked him up LIKE A WET CAT WJWIOWQP

Like some point of record introduction is where the video call unbutton happens way before 350 why did I have to find calberu so late

OMG krs life is so sad " you were meant to die" 394

424 He and I are happy as well gahhhhhh cale crying stop QnQ

When you try to pay attention to the villains monologue but the voices in your head won't shut up 446

464  piggyback super funny bro gets carried like a haystack

485 self doubt is a bitch

BUT CALE RESOLVES IT THE VERY NEXT CHAPTER OMFG THAT WAS SO UGHHHHH <33333

THE BAIT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER AHHHH THERE'S NO SERVICE HERE

BRO that one chapter pls just LET HIM Cook

OMG "Please. Hyung-nim. I trust my smart hyung-nim.’

What in the goofy fuck is this arc (naru von ellejan)

543 was kinda cute dkwhy

582 The FEELS OMG LSH AND CALE HUG WJSIWPWPQLLQ

595 cale? Sparring? Training his physical body?? Impossible

601 BDAY CHAPTER YAYAAYy ALSO CALE HON NO STOP HURTING

602 ."God. You must have seen me die today." Holy fucking shit my dudes

"Cale had started at some point to caress Alberu’s mane whenever he had the time." kuxiydsljxkysiysitzjgzkyxou pls and thank you

Ws needs to STOP

605 ‘Even though he tells us to live, why?! Why?! Why does he push himself overboard each and every time?!’ WHY IS HE SO TRAGIC also choi han almost screaming cale instead of roksoo

"Choi Jung Soo looked as if he was about to cry as he responded to the weak voice." ubc am shakibg

Taerang is so funny omg

609 RAON IS JUST LIKE HIS DAD

612 ALBERU GOT A GUN

Let me see what you have

A gun

NO

613 "brightly as young Cale used to smile." awwwww

622 HIM SMILING BRIGHTLY OMGOMGOMG

623 "The Henituse household’s number one priority during that battle was-

‘To make sure that Cale survives.’" :OOOOOOOOO

The misunderstandings lmfaooo

626 ON AND HONG PART OF THE MOLAN HOUSEHOLD

LMFAO FREDO CALLING CALE SON AND THEN BASEN LILY AND VIOLAN LOSING IT

628 did not know duke deruth was chill like that

Poor guy cale bruh new member to caleism

644 Excuse me noble sacrifice???? Bitch you better not

646 INSTANTTTT

HE BETTER BE FINE "called the beginning and the end of everything." ISTG CALE IF YOU DIE

"Raon swore in the exact same manner as Cale before heading toward the terrace." RAON IS SO CUTE

652 RECONNECTION???? YOOOOO

655 THEY MEET AAGIN

656 STOP THIS HURTS ME BUT OMG OG CALE NOW KRS IS SO SJWOPWW

OMG why are they so wholesome to each other???

His mom bro omfg I am tearing

669 damn he's cold. But ig it's war bruh you gotta cold through the mess

670 just stab yourself they said. It'll be easy they said. BRO WHAKANDA REQUIREMENT IS THAT

671 AHH ANCIENT POWERS CALLING CALE " our kid"

The absolute disregard “Man, you talk to me so disrespectfully.”

680 THAT IS INSANE NO FUCKING WAY BRO

681 BRO DID HE JUST BITCHSLAP WS HE IS SO COOL THAT WAS EPIC

684 'cales in danger'? YOU FOOLS HE IS THE DANGER

And alberu spinning the gun??? How did he get so cool with it

685 MF JUST SOLOED THE WS THROUGH SHEER BLUFF HE IS SO OP

686 THIS PLACE ABOUTA BLOWW

687?? '“I finally think that my life is a bit precious.” CALE NO

He had an extremely useful worker BAHAHAHA

689 rasheel is so real

683 UPGRDAES PEOPLE UPGRADES

694 ALBERU IS TRULY A SIBLING OF CALE

697 HE DOESN'T EVEN REALISE HOW HYPOCRITICAL HE IS

BRO got a taste of his own medicine sit yo ass down and rest mf

699 OMGOMGOMGOMG

700 wait stop this is kinda sad

702 cale in his insane era

703 yo what is happening

705 foolishly thought there'll be angst but look at that potential

Alberu the og glib tongue

715 the sealed god better fucking stop before I beat yo ass

717 that gave me chills for some reason

720 shit not even cale is safe from the abusive childhood tragedy

BRO imma beat the ws up his stupid curse affecting krs

Also the plot thickens

723 clopeh is crazy in the best way

736 this entire arc bro cale is causing so much chaos

WTF why is krs life so sad bro

737 THE PLOT THICKENS

I love this arc wait they're supporting each other so much its so adorable

740 MF CLOPEH IS SPEEDRUNNING THIS THING LET'S GOOO

752 HE HIT HIM WITH A ROCK STOP

756 WHAT IS GOING ON????

759 AND HE STABS THIS MADLAD

760 CALE IS GONNA LIVE LOONG

And omg reactions!!

766 CALE FINALLY GETS IT

Karma bro

Sidestory 2-1 OG CALE FULL OF CLASS????

2-2 istg ogcale and krs ARE THE EXACT SAME PEOPLE "FLIP EVERYTHING OVER"????

2-3 HAHAHA I GONNA QUIT BEING THE MOST USED THREAT IS HILARIOUS

2.3 raon: can I be nice

Cale : no

WHY he so ruthless

BRO I just realised that this man has not sat down wtf he just finished fighting the sealed god let him REST

2. 4 "No matter what happened, the Crown Prince’s biggest ally was the Duke’s House of Henituse which had his sworn brother and his sword art instructor." GUYS

Ahh he was so sweet to the kid

2. 5 LET'S GOO MEET UP

2.14 wow that's insanely convenient that you need exactly 3 more assistants

2. 15 LET'S GOO MARY

RAON MADE HENI FROM HENITUSE STFU

2. 23 Mary tryna copy cale and alberu is so cute

2.23 WHY IS HE HURT????

2. 40 "The rejuvenated ancient Dragon smiled a lot more these days." AWWW GOLDIE GRAMPS

Also omfg cale stronk

2.41 so wait fire of destruction did become a god? How else does he know about super rock

2.49 AHAHAHA CHOI HAN GETTING CALE THE FUCKING PILLAR

2.55 damn our cale is strong

2.58 cale proving that once again, he is the scammer

2.59 nah bro this shit too goofy they're just waiting for him to faint

2.64 can we appreciate how fast choi han and sui khan protected cale like omg

2.65 GoD is so real bro is funny af

2.68 caleism ftw

2.70 LMFAO what does alberu want??

2.71 "I’ll give you the title of Minister of Finance. Will you do it?”" BRO IS ON HIS LAST STARW

2.72 BRO THE DYNAMIC HERE IS MWUAH AND EXCUSE ME?? ALBERU IS STILL HURT?? I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE

ALSO CALE NOT RESTING AND IMMEDIATELY GETTING AN INVITE IS RIDICULOUS

2.76 cale is too nice omg

2.79" H, human! I figured it out now! Clopeh has gone so crazy that he’s gone full circle and looks calm!" I FUCKING LOVE CLOPEH THIS CRAZY BASTARD

The foreshadowing here is nuts my dude

2.81 HELP ALBERU

ALSO THE FORESHADOWING IF HE GETS HURT ISTG

ALSO WHY IS ONLY MY MAN SEALED??

2.85 GAE-IL LMAFAOOOO

2.93 TOONKA REALLY WAS ABOUT TO THROW A CHAIR

2.96" up.? Who is above me" OMFG HELL YEAH

2.101 aww choi han and raon supporting him

2.104 AT THIS RATE HE WILL FAINT STOP IT

2.106 LMFAO THE CHOIS ARE SO AWKWARD

2.107 Jakqpqpq Ron using sneak attack to make cale rest

2.110 lmfao choi han is the best at knocking people unconscious

2.113  cale is coughing too much blood bro I know it doesn't hurt but godamn

2.116 I love dominating aura so much

2.119 I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED CHOI HAN AND BEACROX SO MUCH

2.120 omg toonka found his bff

Tbc

In conclusion I love this story and everyone in it pls and thank you

[dontcxckitup]

// I read an older interview with Ralph and he claims he can't sing so when he was part of some play as a kid they placed a girl behind him who could sing for him and istg that picture now lives rent-free in my head 🤣🤣

[lavenderqilin]

Soooo... I lowkey feel like the Grindeldore fandom is kind of dead and there is only a small group of people left that actually post about Albus and Gellert. So I've decided that I wanna post a random thing/fact about Grindeldore that lives in my head rent free everyday, until I run out of ideas or stuff to write about. (Most of it is probably going to be me whining abt sad stuff, bc these mfs haven't had a single second of comfort in their lives) Also sorry if I forget to post one day, I'm really forgetful sometimes. I hope the few people that read these enjoy it. :'D

So here is Part 1 of

✨️Grindeldore facts that live in my head rent free✨️

THE FACT THAT GELLERT KEPT THE TIE HE WORE WHEN HE AND ALBUS MADE THE BLOOD PACT. 😭

And also the fact that he always wore it during special events like the escape from the MACUSA, his date (👀) with Albus and the walk of the Qilin. He's still so in love istg.

ALSO IT'S STILL SO FUNNY TO ME THAT HE JUST PULLED UP TO THAT RESTAURANT, WEARING THE TIE LIKE: "LOOK ALBUS I'M WEARING THE TIE THAT I WORE BACK THEN, SEE?! :D"