#he just doesn't wear it

[mushroomsie224]

I had an idea and I uh.

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals

[sergle]

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

[narsh-poptarts]

my dark link thoughts coalesced into wonderful headcanons and crazy amounts of forced perspectives and dutch angles

also sorry HW i would have included your dark link(s) but i do not have passion for your game <3 maybe next time

Some thoughts below

I have thoughts about dark link that boil down to basically two things: 1. it's always the same dark link, and 2. dark link has a very difficult time changing.

No matter how many times dark link is brought into existence, he is formed from the shadow of link usually to test link's will. that shadow can be duplicated (as seen in HW) but generally speaking it's the same guy, sharing the thought space, you know how it is. In terms of sentience/thinking for himself, I don't think there's all that much of it. He is a dark reflection/shadow of link, so shares his abilities and thought patterns (for combat) with added aggression and. evil. i guess.

As said by navi, "conquer yourself", and all that. He's a challenge to the inner will power.

That being said!!! he can have a little bit of individuality, as a treat. Just in the form of being mean and sadistic <3 he's got thoughts, he's not just a combat doll (tho in times of low power, or a greater power having the reins, he reverts to that), so he can be frustrated, vindicated, happy, etc etc. though when your thoughts are mainly "evilevilevilevilevil" your idea of these emotions are a bit skewed.

When he's summoned for each different link, i hc that it's all the same magic, so the same dark link every time. he "remembers" in an abstract sense of his role in the same way a link or zelda "remembers" their own reincarnation. tho his is less of a reincarnation and more being used over and over again. a persistence.

The iteration that's summoned reflects the current link at the time, the part of link that needs testing/defeating, so it's not an existence that he himself can change to match the present. he's locked to that first copy/shadow only. So if he were to have a second encounter with an older link, he'd look like the first time they fought, unless he was specifically re-summoned. i hc he's got limited magic, so this is not something he can do himself.

in a links-meet scenario, his form would be limited to those specific forms of the links, and it would always be the points in time in which he first encountered them, unless there's other magic either he or someone else has access to to allow him to change forms to match.

now you might be saying at this point "wouldn't he be a weaker match if he was put up against an older link?" yeah probably lol. but also!!! i like the idea that with the limited magic he has, he's able to change juuuust enough to stay relatively evenly matched. being able to play to different strengths and all that. but the base stuff is still the same, so he is decently easy enough to read if link remembers the kind of stuff he was pulling back when he originally fought dark link.

dark link also knows about all this so while limited to the particular skillset, is able to adapt slightly.

but yeah been thinking a lot about a links-meet au where dark link is there choosing a different link to be every time he appears to the party.

though there are a couple links that he never impersonates in their games!!! so can't change into those guys unless he gets a new round of copycat magic.

Anyways goodbye guy standing there with standard camera angle, i have dutch angles and forced perspective

[shrimpchipsss]

the professors shen should never have been forced to share an office

wasn't professor shen the senior being associate professor shen the junior's PhD advisor enough?

[skydaemon]

kabru as a psych student who KNOWS about ethics guidelines and KNOWS he's not qualified to make diagnostic statements and therefore spends every moment with laios grinding his teeth to dust because HOW DOES THIS MAN THINK HE'S NEUROTYPICAL!??!?!?

[wombywoo]

LT.

[merakiui]

thinking about awkward virgin x awkward virgin.

first time with skully and he's resting his dick against your tummy to gauge size, and you're both just looking at it and then at each other. "it'll fit because we're meant to be, right? that's how that works, yes? s-surely…" he's mumbling, sincerely flustered.

no real rhythm to anything. just a meeting of bodies, a theatre of carnal instinct. sloppy, smothering kisses that quite literally take your breath away. clinging to one another like you're each other's anchors in the rough, choppy waves of desire. and he's just so patient and gentle with you, whispering all manner of lovely assurances, endless compliments and praises readily falling from his lips. you both feel so safe and secure with one another. <3

skully who can't get over the fact that he's actually inside you. and neither can you. pressing down on your stomach as if you intend to feel him, and he's resting his hand over yours and just,,,, marveling at everything. at this connection, one you've only ever seen on tv or read about in books. his expression is pulled in a silent squeal. both of you are so sensitive, too. he's almost collapsing when he pushes further in because you're so tight and warm, and your voice is quiet and shivery in his ear. and you can't get over how amazing it feels to have his weight on top of you, to have your legs wrapped around him, to be so attuned to each other in this moment. he's all you're focused on, and you're all he sees. your entire world is his bedroom, and neither of you would want to be anywhere else.

they say first times aren't all that romantic, but not to you and skully. it's awkward and not very choreographed, but it doesn't need to be. it's romantic because the two of you make it so. sure, he panics and gets red in the face when his dick accidentally slips out, and you try to hide in his shoulder so he won't see all of the embarrassing faces you're making. but as imperfect as it is, it's blissful and unabashed. he wants to see your face and hear your voice. he wants to see every side of you, just as he hopes you'll feel the same regarding him. everything about you is beautiful, and he'll tell you that in between kisses.

when you're in love, the entire world unfurls in bloom, pleasantly vibrant like an old technicolor film. skully will love you with everything he has because it's all he has to offer. his everything.

[wasyago]

old men

[zivazivc]

a collection of old doodles and forgotten wips

[kasterarts]

Moving Forward. (Spoilers for YTTD up through 3-1b)

[beanghostprincess]

The only reason Zoro hasn't worn the straw hat yet is because Luffy wouldn't be able to hold himself back from kissing him stupid and that would distract them from the plot a bit too much

[ghouljams]

I saw your tag about dusting König off. What's he doing in the Shining AU?

Great question, he's going insane but also has been using the fact that he's locked in the Overlook with his wife as an opportunity to breed her every chance he gets. So by the time the ghosts start driving him insane he's already been fucking his wife every day, multiple times a day, for over a month.

Really makes it hard to convince a man to kill his wife when you're sucking him off under the bar. All the slurping and gagging noises as you try to take his huge cock down your throat really ruin the atmosphere. The bartender is making such a pained/disgusted face that König doesn't even bother talking to him.

König ends up a boogeyman for the Overlook ghosts, looming in doorways with his mask haphazardly tugged over his head. All the ghosts eye him nervously, unsure if they're supposed to say something or if they're dealing with an unknown type of monster. König tosses a freshly killed deer into the kitchen and watches on excitedly as you butcher it. The ghosts all recoil in disgust when he uses his bloody fingers to pull up your skirt.

His kid refuses to speak English to any of the ghosts. They hate that little german boy. They hate König and his son so god damn much.

[oopsalldt]

getting ready for the halloween party, surely crowley can tie his own bowtie, right?

[diurnalvl]

seven years ago, they used to be friends. almost.

1 / 2 / ?

[luna-loveboop]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D