#he just doesn't wear it

[mushroomsie224]

I had an idea and I uh.

[nenoname]

Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...

And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)

But then again...

Also bless Mr Honeypants

And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets

How many tickets are in Ford's name...

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals

[sergle]

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

[th3e-m4ng0]

flicks them on the forehead

[narsh-poptarts]

my dark link thoughts coalesced into wonderful headcanons and crazy amounts of forced perspectives and dutch angles

also sorry HW i would have included your dark link(s) but i do not have passion for your game <3 maybe next time

Some thoughts below

I have thoughts about dark link that boil down to basically two things: 1. it's always the same dark link, and 2. dark link has a very difficult time changing.

No matter how many times dark link is brought into existence, he is formed from the shadow of link usually to test link's will. that shadow can be duplicated (as seen in HW) but generally speaking it's the same guy, sharing the thought space, you know how it is. In terms of sentience/thinking for himself, I don't think there's all that much of it. He is a dark reflection/shadow of link, so shares his abilities and thought patterns (for combat) with added aggression and. evil. i guess.

As said by navi, "conquer yourself", and all that. He's a challenge to the inner will power.

That being said!!! he can have a little bit of individuality, as a treat. Just in the form of being mean and sadistic <3 he's got thoughts, he's not just a combat doll (tho in times of low power, or a greater power having the reins, he reverts to that), so he can be frustrated, vindicated, happy, etc etc. though when your thoughts are mainly "evilevilevilevilevil" your idea of these emotions are a bit skewed.

When he's summoned for each different link, i hc that it's all the same magic, so the same dark link every time. he "remembers" in an abstract sense of his role in the same way a link or zelda "remembers" their own reincarnation. tho his is less of a reincarnation and more being used over and over again. a persistence.

The iteration that's summoned reflects the current link at the time, the part of link that needs testing/defeating, so it's not an existence that he himself can change to match the present. he's locked to that first copy/shadow only. So if he were to have a second encounter with an older link, he'd look like the first time they fought, unless he was specifically re-summoned. i hc he's got limited magic, so this is not something he can do himself.

in a links-meet scenario, his form would be limited to those specific forms of the links, and it would always be the points in time in which he first encountered them, unless there's other magic either he or someone else has access to to allow him to change forms to match.

now you might be saying at this point "wouldn't he be a weaker match if he was put up against an older link?" yeah probably lol. but also!!! i like the idea that with the limited magic he has, he's able to change juuuust enough to stay relatively evenly matched. being able to play to different strengths and all that. but the base stuff is still the same, so he is decently easy enough to read if link remembers the kind of stuff he was pulling back when he originally fought dark link.

dark link also knows about all this so while limited to the particular skillset, is able to adapt slightly.

but yeah been thinking a lot about a links-meet au where dark link is there choosing a different link to be every time he appears to the party.

though there are a couple links that he never impersonates in their games!!! so can't change into those guys unless he gets a new round of copycat magic.

Anyways goodbye guy standing there with standard camera angle, i have dutch angles and forced perspective

[shrimpchipsss]

the professors shen should never have been forced to share an office

wasn't professor shen the senior being associate professor shen the junior's PhD advisor enough?

[skydaemon]

kabru as a psych student who KNOWS about ethics guidelines and KNOWS he's not qualified to make diagnostic statements and therefore spends every moment with laios grinding his teeth to dust because HOW DOES THIS MAN THINK HE'S NEUROTYPICAL!??!?!?

[wombywoo]

LT.

[merakiui]

thinking about awkward virgin x awkward virgin.

first time with skully and he's resting his dick against your tummy to gauge size, and you're both just looking at it and then at each other. "it'll fit because we're meant to be, right? that's how that works, yes? s-surely…" he's mumbling, sincerely flustered.

no real rhythm to anything. just a meeting of bodies, a theatre of carnal instinct. sloppy, smothering kisses that quite literally take your breath away. clinging to one another like you're each other's anchors in the rough, choppy waves of desire. and he's just so patient and gentle with you, whispering all manner of lovely assurances, endless compliments and praises readily falling from his lips. you both feel so safe and secure with one another. <3

skully who can't get over the fact that he's actually inside you. and neither can you. pressing down on your stomach as if you intend to feel him, and he's resting his hand over yours and just,,,, marveling at everything. at this connection, one you've only ever seen on tv or read about in books. his expression is pulled in a silent squeal. both of you are so sensitive, too. he's almost collapsing when he pushes further in because you're so tight and warm, and your voice is quiet and shivery in his ear. and you can't get over how amazing it feels to have his weight on top of you, to have your legs wrapped around him, to be so attuned to each other in this moment. he's all you're focused on, and you're all he sees. your entire world is his bedroom, and neither of you would want to be anywhere else.

they say first times aren't all that romantic, but not to you and skully. it's awkward and not very choreographed, but it doesn't need to be. it's romantic because the two of you make it so. sure, he panics and gets red in the face when his dick accidentally slips out, and you try to hide in his shoulder so he won't see all of the embarrassing faces you're making. but as imperfect as it is, it's blissful and unabashed. he wants to see your face and hear your voice. he wants to see every side of you, just as he hopes you'll feel the same regarding him. everything about you is beautiful, and he'll tell you that in between kisses.

when you're in love, the entire world unfurls in bloom, pleasantly vibrant like an old technicolor film. skully will love you with everything he has because it's all he has to offer. his everything.

[wasyago]

old men

[reginalusus]

Some simple outfit redraws. 🤗

Ko-Fi.

[zivazivc]

a collection of old doodles and forgotten wips

[kasterarts]

Moving Forward. (Spoilers for YTTD up through 3-1b)

[hey-hey-j]

anyway here's two tonally dissonant conversation snippets I'm posting together because I've been really invested in Hickory's half of the plot recently. Poppy definitely cut in before Barb could say something regrettable.

(★ my Kofi)

[beanghostprincess]

The only reason Zoro hasn't worn the straw hat yet is because Luffy wouldn't be able to hold himself back from kissing him stupid and that would distract them from the plot a bit too much