#he is very dumb
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>:)
click clack crab hands >:D
his nose is such a beautiful shape i might cry
facts don't care about your feelings and neither does nightbeat
she's just like me fr fr ;-;
"nooOOO IM A BIG BOY I DO IT MYSELF >:("
mainframe and jackpot are married and you can't tell me otherwise
helex and his silly little hands-
damn tyrest really got no ass :/ no wonder he wears that cape all the time
STEP ON ME DADDY
#transformers#transformers idw#transformers mtmte#zefposting#shitpost#comic captures#transformers whirl#transformers perceptor#transformers nightbeat#transformers nautica#transformers rodimus#transformers mainframe#transformers jackpot#transformers helex#transformers tyrest#transformers deathsaurus#capeless tyrest is so cursed#nightbeat does not understand the art of subtlety#he is very dumb#deathsaurus exudes such powerful dilf energy#f a t h e r d e a t h
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ROTTMNT: The Baron’s Assistants AU! Leonardo!
Its Nardo time!
Like his original couterpart, Leo is charismatic and the most flamboyant out of his brothers, making him the most dramatic antagonist you’ve ever met.
But, despite his constant talk about how great he is, he rarely gets any attention or validation from The Baron, causing him to feel insecure, and the need to stand out.
Little fucker-
AU MASTERPOST
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#tmnt au#teenage mutant ninja turtles au#rottmnt au#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt leo au#leonardo#leonardo tmnt#he is very dumb#HAACHIII MACHI!!
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The goodest pupper you can just the best dog. Please.
Here's my stupid ass cringe dog, his name is Luke
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such dignity
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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#apollo justice#klavier gavin#ema skye#maya fey#aa4#lana skye#mia fey#gyakuten saiban#klapollo#sorry this is so dumb i have a sad comic planned so i have to get my sillies out#my art#cw drug use#also before anyone yells at me abt how klavier wouldn’t smoke bc of his voice#a) he’d do it very rarely and probably almost always socially#and b) u know he made phoenix put ice in that bong. you KNOW he did#meanwhile ema keeps at least 2 cartons of cigarettes on her at all times#shes just like me fr
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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in
#viktor#arcane#ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer#it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting#so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath#tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder#where the strap would be#but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise#everything looks like its screwed together#or screwed INTO him#but only the top bolts on his spine are i think#in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine#so he can take it off. but HOW#what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off#does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper#the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss#forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this#any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours#something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly#and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place#they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc#or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought#and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off#dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like#like 40 different controllers#soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine#<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig#forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy
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I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW LITTLE STAN. hes just a little guy.
MY LITTLE FREE SPIRIT STANLEY!!!!!
#he’s very quickly becoming a bit of a comfort character for me#and it’s like purely through my own au#is that dumb? that feels dumb…#BUT OH THANK YOU!!!#my art#ask#gravity falls#Stanley pines#Stan pines
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This man is proof we don't live in a meritocracy.
the class war is not some hypothetical future event. class war is being waged right now, by the ruling class, against you, every single day of your life. the question is what you're going to do to fight back.
#u.s. politics#united states politics#politics#jobs#rich people#he is very dumb#he is dumb in public#we have had revolutions that killed people like him recently#these thoughts should be inside thoughts#they are also dumb#but really dumb to share
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Apple what are you about to do-
(aaaand he drank it)
(and started coughing a ton)
(and now he is breathing fire. )
Tastes terrible but also I'm basically a dragon now
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It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now
#this poor boy#he shall get used to no one telling him Jack shit#especially the gods#seriously the entire series is full of people hiding things from him or not telling him the full truth#or simply not saying anything to him at all#or even worse gaslighting the heck out of him#Percy is not dumb#though it is very of-Annabeth to say she’s gonna make fun of him for dumb questions#Percy Jackson#Annabeth chase#grover underwood#pjo#pjotv#pjo spoilers#pjo tv adaptation#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv#pjo tv series#pjo tv show#pjo series#i plunge to my death#I plunge to my death spoilers#live reaction
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Charles whose dad smashed his cassette tape with a hammer learns to navigate the backpack cause, like, he needs to be useful, yeah?
and this way Charles has everything Edwin needs, and if Edwin gets sick of him he’ll just.. he doesn’t know what he’ll do.
but then Edwin gets the record player.
he suggests, tentatively, that Charles might play some of his “queen” if he liked. after all, if they are to haunt potential realtors away from their new office, they may as well entertain themselves.
so they take turns, switching out; edwin likes opera. he shows Charles how to waltz, chiding Charles to stop looking at his feet til they’re gliding, whirling around like they’re in the movies. Edwin’s smile is small and pleased and lovely. (Charles attempt to get Edwin to headbang along to queen results in a sort of awkward rhythmic nodding. Charles loves him so much he could die again.)
And, like. Edwin doesn’t like clutter. he doesn’t bother with the random tidbits ghosts give them for solving cases.
until now, apparently.
now he comes back from trading at the goblin market with little useless things—a cursed rubix cube, records from bands Charles mentioned years ago.
Charles is so busy trying to subtly read his book on Edwardian courting rituals (disguised by Nikos discreet manga covers) that he doesn’t realize what Edwin’s set down in front of him. he stares at Edwin’s spiky handwriting, the tidy numbered list.
“I thought, perhaps, that we might—start a new tradition.”
Charles blinks, eyes stinging. “Mate, did you.. make me a mixtape?”
“Crystal assisted me, and while she was absolutely insuffer—“ Edwin staggers, catching him with a surprised little noise.
“I love you so much,” Charles says, muffled into his throat. “You’re my favorite person. I love you so much it hurts, sometimes.”
“Yes,” Edwin says softly, hands curling around his waist. He takes Charles weight like it’s nothing. “I believe I know the feeling.”
this is a longer fic on ao3 now!
#charles rowland#payneland#dbda#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles is not allowed to come to the goblin market because he’s too nice & can’t haggle. also if Old Lady Troutbucket flirts with Charles#One More Time edwin will not be held responsible for his actions.#also. one of the things Charles gets Edwin for his birthday is a proper library card. Edwin checks things out at night so people don’t see#floating books. the librarians have a running joke that a very polite ghost is taking their missing books <3#anyways. thinking about Charles who couldn’t leave shit out or else it’s get smashed or binned#slowly starting to leave his things around the office. Edwin taking cases with dumb rewards because Charles looked excited about them etc
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let me rub myself hazy on your thigh as you work and pretend like im not there except petting my hair from time to time… i want to rut against you and feel your resolve crumble until you just have to pay attention to me and ruin me
#i’m normal#hornyposting#ftm nsft#mlm kink#mlm nsft#mlm puppy#p3t play#pet pl4y#pet pl@y#dumb puppy#puppy sub#puppy barks#nsft puppy#bd/sm puppy#ftm puppy#ftm sub#ftm ns/fw#petpl4y#whines at your door… owner hasn’t been very active to me this afternoon and i am needy#he missed my picture too but that’s fine because it made me happy to see my friends get attention#whine whine whine#let me kiss you senseless and watch you grow hazy and make your head spin with the marks I’ll leave at your neck#please let me make you as desperate as I am for you#i want to make love to you as desperately as i need you to use me
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Shen Qingqiu gets a look at Liu Mingyan’s veil less face and is disappointed she’s not as pretty as her brother.
#it’s not that she’s not beautiful it’s just that he’s gay and dumb#he’s expecting a peerless beauty (and she is) but she’s got nothing on Liu Qingge and that’s just a fact!! (it’s not) and it’s not gay!!#spoiler it’s very gay#canon typical mental hoola hoop Olympic jumping for no homo claims#liushen#svsss shen qingqiu#svsss liu qingge#liu qingge#liu mingyan#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss fic#svsss fanfiction#svsss#svsss au#mxtx svsss#svsss shen yuan#svsss shitpost#scumbag system#scumbag self saving system#scum villain self saving system#danmei#danmei fandom#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom
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I like to think that the WAA is super haunted because the ghost lawyers got bored and want smth to do
#phoenix wright#mia fey#diego armando#apollo justice#godot#ace attorney#Phoenix makes the house very ghost friendly. There’s a whiteboard and bells and a bunch of stuff they can use to communicate#Mia is actually helpful with cases and uses the bells and whiteboard to help Phoenix when he’s stuck or missing smth#Diego just waits until Phoenix makes a dumb conclusion and dumps coffee on his head or flickers the lights bc he’s an asshole#mod vex#comic#vex art
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honestly the sneakiest and most impressive thing percy’s ever done is convince an entire fandom that he’s dumb
#guys if percy was actually dumb he would have died a long time ago#annabeth comes up with very logical solutions but percy comes up with super creative solutions#boy is secretly genius#if i was in literally any of the situations he’s been in i would have died SO fast#percy jackson#pjo#heroes of olympus
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how i imagine Minecraft Alex's personality to be like vs how i imagine Minecraft Steve's personality. duality of minecraft
#pinyatart#minecraft#minecraft steve#minecraft alex#im pretty rusty with drawing humans rn hhhhdhhhhsss..........#how i see it........#alex represents survival mode. she's more serious rational and focused on getting the resources needed to survive in an endless overworld#while steve represents creative mode. he's laid back chill and doesn't give a fuck and makes whatever stupid shit he feels like making#much to the annoyance of alex. he takes things way sillier than she does. they still kiss tho lmao#she sees an undescribable beauty and horror to the great twisting wilderness around her. he sees somewhere to fuck around and have fun in.#alex is a pro at survival and fighting while steve despite seeming pretty lazy is actually really fucking good at programming redstone tech#which kinda outstands alex cuz she always found it very difficult for her to wrap her head around with all those moving parts to it n such#alex is just pretty good at crafting weapons and survival gear. steve crafts the silly dumb shit for entertainment#anyways end of tag rambling seeya
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