#he is such a gremlin 😂😂😂

[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo - (cut) cooking with bobo ; exploring the unknown episode 9

WYB : they were the ones who cooked the first few times and I don’t know how to cook

🧔‍♂️ : you just take care of eating.

WYB: I’ll be responsible for helping!

[aurinkomoukari]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Not to ramble about this 100 years too late, but I just randomly remembered playing that night when Astarion comes to bite the PC for the first time. Specifically, how we only get a few dialogue options of various hostility, which is sort of fine, in this situation, but if you do decide to be cooperative, you can't ask, to me, the most important question, "Okay, but will this turn me into a vampire?" I remember I really wanted to ask that back then. Because at that moment, that was honestly my biggest concern there.

Look, call me ignorant, but I've never really been particularly interested in or cared about vampires (until BG3 when I started caring about 1 vampire and his 7006 "siblings"), I'd never studied the related DnD lore, never even watched or read Twilight, haha. My knowledge of vampires back then was a mix of pop culture, knowing some Dracula, Van Helsing (the movie), the Underworld movies, and the previous Baldur's Gate games. So, I'd always thought it goes like this: You get bitten by a vampire, and unless you die, you now have the vampire germ, congratulations to your immortality and also eternal curse! Kind of like with zombies, but you have to get bitten in the neck, specifically. Though, I guess, technically, you'd have to die to become a vampire, either way... Eh, I'm not saying it makes sense. I'd spent like zero time thinking about it before this game.

Astarion doesn't even tell us he's just a vampire spawn (which is something I know that exists only because I played BG2) until the next morning. Hell, he even jokes about how a "real" vampire could turn us in the same situation, in the morning. Like, sure, he shouldn't have sneaked up on us, but hey, we all have to eat, so that didn't concern me as much in the end as not knowing whether that'd fundamentally change my character's life.

So, after the whole back and forth with him, I let him bite my character, not getting much of an explanation, and genuinely not sure whether she'd be fine or turn into a vampire. Is it just me or was anybody else like, "Guess I might die? 🤷‍♀️"

I mean, I'm not complaining, but funny in retrospect.

[coconut530]

HE HAS RETURNED TO US

[lieutenantselnia]

New f/os?

Okay so I gave in and added four new guys at once to my list😂 To be fair about half of them are not entirely new ones, in Lyste's case I've always liked him and been fond of him but just never bothered to add him to the list, and when it comes to Veers, I used to have a short but intense crush on him when I was like ... 14? 15? 16? But I didn't know that self shipping was a thing yet and later, when I got into the community I had kind of forgotten about him😅 Also I'm not entirely sure yet about Aresko but I think he needs love so he can stay for now (also is there actually anyone who ships with his buddy Grint? I forgot to include him in my recent post but that would be so cute🥺)

Anyway look at my boyyys🥰🥰🥰

[vroomian]

Oh my god Yrz/Bruce Wayne!!!

Okay it starts with Yrz being reborn in Gotham still poor as dirt, but realizing that It’s Gotham, Yrz does what he does best: grind. He learns to fight and hack and launches a Very Very Successful author career (mostly by ripping of hits from his past life, because morals are for suckers. What like jkr is gonna cross dimensions and sue him for making Harry Potter not antisememetic and white as fuck and including more LGBTQIA characters? (Get fucked Joanne :)))

(Also Yrz probably does some magic research because he just finds that shit cool)

By the time he’s seventeen Yrz is well on his way to being a multi millionaire with a strangle hold on popular culture (like he’d stick to just books ha ha. Yrz Has No Chill) just from mining his past life lol. That means being invited to Rich Person Parties, and inevitably meeting Bruce Wayne face to face.

And what face it is!

Bruce Wayne is canonicaly hot as hell and Yrz has never minded a fling. The two of them have a occasional sex thing (Bruce Wayne: am I not….completely straight????) (Yrz has no idea he’s caused a sexuality crisis in Batman of all people lol). I’m thinking that Bruce is like 7-10 years older than Yrz here because that’s funnier to me personally. This fling goes on for years, until Bruce adopts his first child and somehow Yrz gets tangled up in that mess.

And then the Feelings start catching up!!!

[faithinlouisfuture]

https://www.tumblr.com/faithinlouisfuture/762737713414815744/i-am-manifesting-and-hoping-and-praying-that-louis?source=share

there were anons sent to a larrie blog wayyy before the confirmation that oasis is gonna reunite. obviously no one believed them.

but the anon also said louis will open for oasis reunion, and somehow larries think that is not possible at all because louis isnt a big enough solo act to be worth being a legendary Oasis reunion tour's opening act.

oh interesting i don’t follow any larrie blogs so this is new information to me, but cool cool cool 🤞🏽 would absolutely love that for louis and louies 🤍

[fisheito]

UM, ASTER/YAKUMO I ONLY *JUST* FOUND? HELLO?

I've never felt so seen. So represented. Thank u aster. Here are some of my fave lines

[lbulldesigns]

What I wish would happen in Arcane season 2:

Jayce tries to strike the same deal, that he had with Silco, with Sevika. Zaun gets independence as long as they hand over Jinx.

Sevika*looks to be thinking over Jayce's offer, then exhales some smoke: No.

Jayce *bewildered: W-what do you mean no?!? I was told you hated her!

Sevika: Jinx might be a psychotic little bitch... BUT SHE'S OUR PSYCHOTIC LITTLE BITCH!

Jayce *speechless:

Jinx *hiding in the shadows nearby not knowing how to respond to this:

[mad-hunts]

okay, but i lowkey feel like being with barton romantically would be SUCH a fever dream because one moment he'd be doing things like singing an intentionally bad rendition of ' if you leave me now ' by chicago to whoever they may be while faking crying. and this would probably be like at 3 am or something because they got up to use the bathroom like ☠️ i guess it's good? that he likes them that much to sing that to them?? but still??? LMAO it's not that deep, man, but he thinks it's that deep. and the next moment, he'd be like clinging to them sooo much, even if they're physically smaller than them. to the point where it's like he's trying to escape into their skin or something. like the way he could switch up from acting like a chaos gremlin to acting like a lovesick puppy on someone so quickly is bewildering, but also kind of funny, NGL LOL

[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo’s the untamed behind the scenes gremlin moments

[torgawl]

I JUST REALISED QI RONG DONGHUA DEBUT IS VERY SOON AAAAAAA

[howthesleeplesswander]

“Because ripping someone’s throat out is such a bonding experience?” // @ Childe :3c (Ryuu is utterly astounded 😔)

Teen Wolf Season 1 Sentence Starters || Accepting! || @tenacquity

((aksdfl;dsjffj AS HE SHOULD BE 8'D poor Ryuu does not deserve to be subjected to Childe's feral tendencies, this poor cinnabun bby asdldfk))

"Not with that attitude!" Childe chastised, his grin far too wide and his demeanor far too cheery for the number of bloodied, broken bodies littering the ground around them. They were only treasure hoarders, and it was their fault for picking a fight with a Fatui Harbinger in the first place.

Childe had simply taught them the lesson that anyone with the nerve to draw a weapon against him had better be ready to use it.

After his blades vanished in twin puffs of vapor, he sauntered over to Ryunosuke and—with no regard for the blood streaking his clothes—threw an arm around his shoulders. "Haven't you ever heard that engaging in battle together builds camaraderie? Think about it: all the adrenaline, life and death hanging in the balance...What could be a better way to bond with someone?"

In night-and-day contrast to Ryonosuke's expression, Childe was beaming. "We're practically comrades, now!"

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Amused by this dev note.

Astarion: Wait! Don't interrupt them. Let me do it. They sound disgusting. Dev note: He's enthusiastic, thrilled at how disgusting they might be.

[coconut530]

Pretty Ladies and Dumb Cowboy Guy

[ladyelainehilfur]

go white boy, go! /j