#he is so beautiful it should be illegal
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The Arcadion welcomes a new challenger!
Unenhanced? Perhaps, but I am not without skills of my own.
#;screenshots#themis#elidibus#ffxiv themis#dawntrail spoilers#he is so beautiful it should be illegal#the graphics update made him fluffier how is that possible#i lov ehim
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From Tian Jiarui's Weibo - 241102
#fangs of fortune#大梦归离#大夢歸離#zhuo yichen#大美人#he is so beautiful i want to eat my fist#it's not fair#he should be illegal
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Motherfuckin' Casanova
#david tennant#david tennant in chairs#not technically a chair#casanova#legs for days#just like all the limbs#good lord he's beautiful#so pretty#pure temptation#david tennant in period clothing should be illegal for being too sexy#best just to take them off then yes?#i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks
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SIR??? ❤️🔥🥵🥵🥵
he keeps doing this trick with his tongue agghh lord it's so fuvkin hot istg 🥵🥵🥵
#formula one#formula 1#mclaren#papaya#lando norris#ln4#LAN#lando#obsessed much?#he can choke me#LIKE PLS DADDY LORD GOD VHOKE ME FUVK ME MANNNNNNN 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐#IM NOT OKEY FUCKKKKKK#DADDY LOOKS SO GOD DAMN GOOD TODAY LIKE FUCKIN ADORABLE GOD DAMN FUCK#I FAINTED 9374937 TIMES TODAY LORD#HOW HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HOW??!!! IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL MAN STOP IM GOING TO DIE#WHAT IF I WANT HIS KIDS(IN MY MOUTH(#SIR? SIR LANDO NORRIS?! SIR??!!!
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"𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯𝘴. 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘳? 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 '𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘬…..𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘶𝘴."
𝟕𝐱𝟎𝟒 | 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞
#END HIM#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S7#ended the little worm even before he threatened him#KING#HIS PRESENCE AND POWER#richard pls#my beautiful little rage ball#D_DDY#i'd like to buy a vowel#An A please#daddy's had enough#that bottom lip is illegal#even in the apocalypse#he should have worn more color#blue works for him so well#it's giving more suburban dad and we know how i feel about that.....#*air raid sirens*
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Managed to unlock Sylus’ myths and gods…🤤
#how is he so beautiful?#it should be illegal for pixels to be this sexy#love and deepspace#love & deepspace#lads#lnds#l&ds#sylus#love and deepspace sylus#love & deepspace sylus#lads sylus#lnds sylus#l&ds sylus
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666 with a princess streak
#lestat de lioncourt#he’s everywhere#he’s so julia#ah ah ah#rockstar lestat#hes too beautiful#it should be illegal#iwtv#brat#iwtv s3#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#sam reid#charli xcx#spotify
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SIR PLEASE-❤️🫠
#damian lewis#dick winters#band of brothers#be this beautiful should be illegal#he's so handsome#im in love with him help
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#bro he's so beautiful#and angelic#i feel like it's illegal for me to even be looking at him bcs no one this beautiful should be looked at FOR FREE#i love him man :(#jeonghan#yjh#seventeen#svt#🩷
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Rhett Abbott
#why is he so beautiful#it's illegal#my heart breaks every time i see him#lewis pullman#love you so much#outer range#rhett abbott#the way he's silently suffering#oh my i'm a bad person it should not be a turn on but look he's lewis right? he's lewis pullman and everything he does is a huge turn on
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How? How is this legal?! I know it's sinful but how is all of this allowed on the street? Out in the wild? How?!
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Bloody Atsushi, because WHY NOT
#it should be illegal to look this fine while bloodies and battered#yet still#why is he so fine#thanks nikolai i guess#in love with the tiger fangs#bloody kitty doesn't back down#s4 atsushi is a masterpiece#s4 atsushi is superior#my boy looks so fine i can't#beautiful boy#feral atsushi is my religion#bsd#bsd s4#atsushi nakajima#bungo stray dogs
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applying for an apartment was. tbh. the worst experience of my life….if i don’t get accepted for this apartment i will kms so aggressively the whole world will explode just from my forceful energy alone…..
#michelle speaks#mostly it was bad bc of my dad lmfao but i also it has been the thing i have been having my anxiety nervous breakdowns over for months#and when that happens i cope by avoiding so i end up in a cycle where it’s like avoid the problem to not stress -> stress bc problem isn’t#solved -> avoid problem to reduce stress etc etc. so having to deal w the thing that was making me stressed is not easy for me 😩#like i physically could not get myself to finish the application yesterday bc i was so distressed lmfao. i did today tho just fine#if i am just able to get this apartment i will have one month of my life where i don’t have anything to stress abt at all.#wouldn’t that be beautiful for me ❤️ that hasn’t happened since like 2013 lmfao.#anyway i had to pay almost SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS just to apply. LMFAO. LIKE? are you INSANE??????#that should quite honestly be illegal. how can you make someone pay that much money when u might not even give them the apartment?#like that is CRAZY. i hate living in this world so much……i did NOT let my dad see that bc he would have EXPLODED lmfaooooo#so yeah landlords are evil but i have to go to law school so. LIFE!#at the VERY least that money should come out of ur first month of rent if u get a lease. like? just crazy fr……
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Oh look it’s my boi
I used to believe that being a good soldier meant doing everything they told you. That's how they engineered us. But we're not droids. We're not programmed. You have to learn to make your own decisions.
#he’s so beautiful#star wars: the clone wars#captain rex#tcw#the clone wars#who made him this beautiful#it should be illegal how hot he is
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Tumblr just randomly showed me your post about Sukuna in reading glasses……………. I don’t have words to express how great it is. Thank you for your service 🫡
SCREAMINGFNFNFNFN i’m so happy you see the vision friend <333 20/20 unlike a certain someone’s 🤭 LISTEN I JUST THINK SUKUNA W READING GLASSES IS SOOOOOOO UNDERRATED he’s just so handsome and stunning i wouldn’t be shocked if everyone in the room falls in love w him the moment he steps through the door <3 AND THANK YOU LEGEND I’M ALWAYS HERE TO OBLIGE ANY BAD BITCH SUKUNA THOUGHTS! 🫡🩷
#asks#he’s so beautiful it should be illegal#convinced he starts speaking and everyone is like damn he’s insane 💯 still want him though 🙏🏼
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won gold // mv1 smau
description: olympic snowboarder!gf x mv1 (max being a complete simp for someone that doesn’t even know him)
a/n: this had me blushing ngl. requests are open at the moment too! or just come talk to me, would love to talk to you all! all pics from pinterest, i don’t own any
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youruser: competing in the olympics deserves a good sleep. thank you all sm for the love and happy to bring home gold
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olympics: 🥇
user1: GOLD BABYYYY
scottyjames31: proud of you lady
↳ youruser: miss you scotty!
danielricciardo: W for the best snowboarder ever
↳ scottyjames31: 😧
↳ youruser: 😬😬
user2: her beauty should be illegal
↳ user3: and her talent
maxverstappen1: bravo yn!!
maxverstappen1: you’re so pretty wth
↳ danielricciardo: oh brother
↳ landonorris: i second what danny said
↳ charles_leclerc: nurse he’s out again
user4: will max ever stop simping for yn?
↳ user5: most likely not
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maxverstappen1: snowboarding, sleeping, and winning to finish off the season
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landonorris: this looks quite familiar to a post of someone i know
user6: oh he’s down bad for yn
↳ user7: aren’t we all?
redbullracing: why are we last in this post?
↳ maxverstappen1: more important things
danielricciardo: that picture was taken .2 seconds before you got up and fell on your face
↳ maxverstappen1: that’s a lie
↳ user8: not daniel airing out max’s business
user9: since when has max been a snowboarder
↳ user10: since he started crushing on yn
↳ user11: he’s been simping so hard for ages for her and she doesn’t even know he exists lol
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youruser: little photo shoot before closing ceremony to the olympics 🖤
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user12: has anyone checked on max verstappen?
↳ maxverstappen1: he’s dead
maxverstappen1: do you need a dog? or a cat? or a fish?
↳ carlossainz55: get up man.
user13: my pulse is gone
user14: had a heart attack and died today
user15: one chance yn, please
maxverstappen1: 🤤🤤
↳ landonorris: what the hell man
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youruser: after party complete. see you in 4 years @/olympics
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maxverstappen1: FIRST
redbullracing: oh what’s that last slide?
↳ user16: not admin being just as down bad as max is
scottyjames31: no invite?
↳ youruser: you are literally in another continent rn
maxverstappen1: damn, the team i race for is in that last slide. that’s like fate
↳ user17: i need someone obsessed with me the way max is with yn
user18: okay ms olympic gold medalist
// max’s phone //
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youruser: scotty took a spill, someone call life alert
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scottyjames31: foul caption
user19: the best snowboarding friendship
maxverstappen1: need a new snowboarding partner?
↳ charles_leclerc: you snowboarding? lol. have the ambulance on speed dial
↳ landonorris: have to agree with charles here mate
↳ carlossainz55: you would need more than life alert if you went snowboarding
↳ redbullracing: admin does not approve of any potential injury sports during this winter break 👍
user20: the day max gets a date with yn is the day the world will be right again
↳ user21: world hunger, poverty, and homelessness would be solved
↳ maxverstappen1: im trying people. can’t rush perfection
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youruser: now why is twitter blaming me for world hunger?
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user22: yn could solve world hunger and she chooses not to smh
user23: solve world hunger by going on a date with max verstappen? absolute no brainer
↳ youruser: unfortunately one date will not solve words hunger 👍
↳ maxverstappen1: what about two dates?
landonorris: i’ll pay you to go on a date with someone i know. he’s a little off in the head but he’s insufferable about this crush
↳ danielricciardo: damn, you too?
↳ user24: imagine max talking about yn to his friends and she barely even knows who he is 😂
user25: love a good sunset moment
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maxverstappen1: twitter doesn’t exist anymore, it’s x now
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user26: YN IN THE LIKES
↳ user27: war is over
danielricciardo: this post looks oddly familiar
↳ landonorris: selfie + sunset + heart on snowboard
↳ youruser: i should sue for copyright
user28: not max copying the entire style of yn’s last instagram post
redbullracing: no INJURY PRONE sports.
↳ user29: the things max does for a crush
user30: not max’s caption relating to yn’s last caption
↳ user31: baby, the entire post is pretty much copy and paste but max’s version
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maxverstappen1: found me a snowboarding girlfriend 🙃 i couldn’t rush perfection
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danielricciardo: WOOP WOOP 🎉
↳ landonorris: no more simping!!
user32: OH MY GOD.
user33: when he picks up a whole sport for her 😫
redbullracing: admin does not approve of the sport but approves of the girl
↳ youruser: thanks admin 🫶
user34: max is the definition of never back down
↳ user35: never give up!
user36: he played the long game
↳ maxverstappen1: and won gold
youruser: love my (extremely amateur) snowboarding boyfriend 🫶
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maxverstappen1: girlfriend appreciation post now that i can talk about her as my girlfriend
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youruser: much love bby
redbullracing: okay mr. brand ambassador
user37: is your girlfriend single?
landonorris: i feel sick. why do you have to be in love and happy?
user38: do you need a third?
danielricciardo: everyone say thank you daniel
↳ scottyjames31: no. everyone say thank you scotty
user39: the dates haven’t solved world hunger yet but we’re close, i can feel it!
↳ user40: i love this stupid joke
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youruser: boyfriend appreciation post. love you dork
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redbullracing: welcome to the family yn!
maxverstappen1: ‘boyfriend’ ahsdkejehe
↳ user41: that would be me if yn was my girlfriend too
user42: max’s manifesting actually worked
scottyjames31: cute
user43: WHEN. WILL. IT. BE. MY. TURN.
↳ user44: real.
#mv1#max verstappen#mv1 smau#max Verstappen smau#max verstappen fanfic#mv1 fanfic#formula 1#f1#formula one#f1 smau#formula 1 smau#formula one smau#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x reader#smau#scotty james#daniel ricciardo#lando Norris#charles Leclerc#red bull racing#red bull formula 1
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