#THAT LOOK SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
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If Michael EVER looked at me like this. Even for a second. I AM FOLDING IMMEDIATELY.
BECAUSE HOW DARE YOU SIR??
The eye contact with the lip licking combo is so unfair.
I guess it’s my move. Huh??!💋😘♥️
#michaeljackson#why is he like this?#i can’t handle this#what a tease#it’s like he is daring me#that look should be illegal#moonwalker#mjfam#mjperv#king of pop
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I just had to make this cuz HOLY HECK—
Nicholas Hoult photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott For W Magazine
#nicholas hoult#nicholas hoult photos#nic hoult#SIRRRR#I AM SAT#THAT LOOK SHOULD BE ILLEGAL#GRRRR BARK BARK#that first expression— 😩#he’s so pretty#he’s so so pretty#his eyes are insane#I’m lowkey kinda breathless#he is beauty he is grace#awooga#I can’t even properly tag this#I keep scrolling up to look at the photos absjdjskqkw
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two queens maximizing their joint slay
#uuuuggggghhhhhh#this was the most catastrophic shoot of my life#these aren’t edited i know the lighting is abysmal#but i thought they were cute so#here ya go#splatoon 3#splatoon#cosplay#marina#marina ida#posting this then throwing my phone in the nearest river pond or estuary#i retconned the lighting a teeny tiny bit so rb this version instead#i think it should bw illegal for things to look different on your computer vs your phone#the way shitty bathroom lighting no makeup mirror selfies are better than a shoot that took weeks to prep and hours to shoot#h a h a
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neck + chest appreciation post ✨️
#jose pedro balmaceda pascal#pedro pascal fandom#pedro pascal#pedropascal#ppascaledit#sag awards#THAT NECK#i would sell my soul for a bite 😭😭#he looks like he came straight out of a romance novel#looking this good should be illegal#also his smile is so 🥹🤏🏻🤏🏻#hes such a cutie#i'm SO happy and SO proud that he won#my boy deserves all the awards 😌💅🏻#softiedingo
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Drew Gabriel in a dress . . . again ✨
This dress genuinely fits him so well AAAAAA!
Heres the dress for reference <3
#WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN A DRESS#it should be illegal to slay so hard#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabriel#art#my art#digital art
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Monza GP '24 // Post FP2
"It was a very challenging day, I think, for everyone out there. The layout is the same, but the track feels completely different to any other year... I don't have a clear idea of who is fastest... We were quick on the medium tyres, but then, on the soft, we were nothing special. And then, the mediums in the long run we seem to be struggling a bit with the graining..."
#his hair looks so so shiny and soft#should be illegal for him to do that on camera#eyes were once again working overtime#carlos sainz#Monza GP '24#2024#gifs#mine#formula one#f1#ferrari#italian grand prix
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face economy 💙 cr. namuspromised
#taehyung#kim taehyung#v#bts#btsedit#btsgif#bangtan#bangtanedit#taehyungedit#gif#userkelli#usersky#annietrack#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#tuserandi#useremmeline#dailybts#it should be illegal#to look this handsome#it took me so much to make these gifs bc i was just admiring him for minutes#that's my fave tae 💙💙💙
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TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ Natural Diamonds
#taylor zakhar perez#tzpedit#rwrb cast#rwrbsource#usernuria#usersteen#userninz#userveronika#usermegsb#mine*#.............................#what.#what am i supposed to do with all of this#im just a person#seriously it should be illegal to be this good looking#its not a joke anymore this is my life#wdym he just out here with a cowboy hat riding a horse 😭😭😭#ugh good for him#even tho this is purely a thirst gifset you should actually read his interview#the way he talks about sustainability and how he wants to be represented on screen is beautiful <3
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OLIVER STARK as Evan 'Buck' Buckley
9-1-1 – 4.06: Jinx
#911 abc#cinematv#filmtvcentral#smallscreensource#dailyflicks#mancandykings#dilfgifs#userstream#tuserdaria#alielook#useraudrey2#tvarchive#filmtvtoday#chewieblog#tvedit#usersource#userblorbo#fyeahtv#evanbuckleyedit#it should be illegal to look like this#i made this specifically for the first gif
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Can u draw Jedidiah and Octavius having a movie night using Larry's phone please 🙏??
I love your art sm!
Aww, thank you ♡
What movie are they watching? (Pretend there is something on that phone screen pls)
#honestly I just wanted to write this dialogue I don't have any movies in mind#anyway#does the popcorn look like popcorn? should I have left it more white? or maybe the shape is the problem..#ask#anonymous#answered#night at the museum#natm#natm jedediah#natm octavius#gaius octavius#jedediah smith#jedediah and octavius#jedtavius#fanart#art#traditional art#they need like. one pop corn each (and maybe even that is a bit too much)#I actually wanted to draw something similar myself so this ask was perfect actually#they'd watch it on an illegal website and fill Larry's phone with viruses#handwriting so bad the 'Larry' looks like 'Lawy'
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GIRL what???
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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME RN
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office au! with coworker!gojo
he's the type to always be a little late. by a little, i of course mean a lot. he always bursts in the door with the biggest smile on his lips and four coffees in his hand. he winks at his coworkers, who then always blush and giggle out a hi, satoru! and you always roll your eyes at that. satoru nods his male coworkers, who always try to dap him up and start a conversation but he doesn't have time for that. he has things to do. (as if he isn't literally Late smh)
he answers the guys' question while he's walking – his eyes set on his favourite coworker. you. sitting in your cubicle, you're trying to ignore him and his dramatic enterance. that he does every single day. how annoying can he be? before you can roll your eyes again, a cup of coffee has landed on your table, making you glance over your shoulder.
he's blinding you, his grin is stretched so wide it's almost a bit creepy. he's standing right behind you, leaning his hand on your table right next to where he just placed the coffee. he's way too close for a co-worker and you gulp.
ugh.
"aren't you gonna thank your favourite coworker for bringing you coffee? whew, tough crowd, huh." his smile doesn't falter and he just leans in closer, his cologne clouding your senses.
UGH.
and he really does do it every single fucking day. he brings you coffee and he annoys you and he makes your eyes roll so hard you almost go blind and you hate to admit that he's kinda cute... it's whatever.
back to the coffees. so one of them is for you – he knows your order because he dug out the receipt from your bag when you weren't looking on his second day there. he almost got caught, too. but he only did that because you didn't wanna tell him your order!! and he was so insistent on bringing you coffee that he just had to find another way. he loved the way your eyes widened and how you tried to mask your surprised expression but nothing gets past his keen eyes. when you asked how he did it, he just told you that he guessed it. yeah, right....
the second coffee is for him. it's an insanely sweet latte. how do you know? he made you try it. more liked begged for you to try it. you also hate to admit that his puppy-dog eyes worked on you... he only drinks the special latte from the corner coffee shop and he refuses to drink the office "coffee". he's fancy like that.
the third coffee is for his second favourite coworker – kento nanami! they sure make an interesting pair. kento is the main reason why satoru even got the job. the latter begged him to pitch for him to the boss; he was so excited by the concept of Office Work and just had to try it out. he, of course, passed the interview with flying colors and kento regrets his decision to "help" him out in the first place. satoru yaps his ears off whenever he isn't doing the same to you and he's constantly leaving little notes for the man. you once saw one and it just had a miniature penis drawn on it. very mature.
and the fourth coffee is for your boss. satoru isn't sucking up like you originally thought he was. you think he just wants to bring her coffee? your boss is cool – she's in her forties and she has a strong voice, everybody always listens to her and she really does make for a very good boss. your guess is that satoru has a crush on her. (you're wrong. he also just thinks she's super fucking cool. literally nothing else to it.)
he's always wearing a fancy white button-up with a black tie loosely hanging around his neck and a pair of matching black slacks that hug his thighs so nicely that the women and the men of the office are always finding it hard to not stare at them. he gets an obnoxious ego boost from this.
he's constantly leaning on other people's desks, pushing his hips out and it really is hard to concentrate whenever he does it. the pose and the smug smirk he sends you when he catches you looking is making you feel hot. he always catches you too, it's so annoying. why can't he just continue doing whatever he's doing so you can admire him in peace?
he's loud, he's annoying and he's so fucking good at his job that firing him couldn't even be a passing thought. he actually does his paperwork rather fast; often finishing before you and that gives him the time to tease you for being slow. he does that way less than you expected though. only a few times in a day – enough to annoy you but never enough to actually make you upset or angry. he actually helps you sometimes. he can tell you don't wanna ask and he doesn't wanna make you feel bad - he'd rather watch you roll your pretty eyes at his stupid jokes with a small hidden smile than roll them with a deep frustrated sigh. he learned that the hard way.
he loves your smile. more often than not you can't keep the straight face you try to put up with him, making your loud laughter resonate throughout the whole office. oh, how his eyes shine at that.
long story short. he's infuriating. he's funny. he's way too good at his job. he's way too handsome. you loathe working with him and yet, you can't stop smothering him in kisses whenever you two "happen" to meet in the printer room.
#coworker!gojo my favourite silly guy#LIKE HE'S WAYYY TOO GOOD-LOOKING#ILLEGAL#IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL#HOW IS ANYBODY SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS SMH#sighhhh#i have more for him#bc this au has been living in my head for some time now#he's actually a sweetheart and he just wants to make u smile#what's new#it's not like i write about anything other than THAT#oops?#mickey is daydreaming#angel boy#gojo satoru#gojo satoru drabble#gojo satoru au#gojo satoru blurb#jjk#jjk au#jjk drabble#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen drabble#jujutsu kaisen au#satoru gojo#satoru gojo drabble#satoru gojo blurb#satoru gojo au
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thinking about this look again
#he looks so fucking good in the whole tiktok it should be illegal#and of course he had to be a weird little guy too#lou ferrigno jr
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no words
#thank you dts for this and this only#they look so fucking hot#should be illegal#fernando alonso#lance stroll#aston martin#f1#strollonso
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The SCREAM I SCRUMPT...
#it should be illegal to look that good#i need him and his slutty little waist#his smile!!!!#i want to sit on his face#i can bark#i need holy water#lando norris smut#lando norris social media au#f1 smut
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